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Joined 07-01-05, id: 845477, Profile Updated: 06-06-09
Author has written 13 stories for Discworld, Wheel of Time, Harry Potter, Les Miserables, Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Misc. Books.

TheZorpisuttle the ff.net member is a sucker for princess/scoundrel pairings (think Han/Leia and Mat/Tuon), we-bicker-because-we-care couples (think Ron/Hermione and Jimmy/Cindy), and crack pairings (Luggage/Rincewind, anyone?) She mainly writes humor but she mainly reads romance. She's really bad at updating but loves when you do it. She's a writer/staff member of the Université des Écrivains Misérables, along with Bubonic Woodchuck and lokogato-sama. Her latest fannish obsessions are Crowley/Aziraphale and Hades/Persephone.

TheZorpisuttle the person is a junior at St. John's College (MD). Her secret dream is to write textbooks that are so funny and interesting that you will want to pay the lost book fee rather than relinquish them at the end of the year. Her musical tastes are somewhat bizarre, including Tom Lehrer, Weird Al, the Beatles, Dragonforce, and They Might Be Giants. She really likes nerdy t-shirts and filksongs. She has tried National Novel-Writing Month two times so far: http://www.freewebs.com/zorpisuttle/2005nanowrimonovel.htm and http://www.freewebs.com/zorpisuttle/2006nanowrimonovel.htm. The first one is more complete, but in the opinion of TheZorpisuttle they are both pretty terrible. If you want to know her better, you should go to her livejournal (which is where her homepage goes to) and friend her.

Currently, TheZorpisuttle is sitting on two WIP ideas (one of them plotty and romantic, the other funny and cracktastic) and hoping no one has noticed that Tea With The Creator hasn't updated in a year.

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Secret Smiles by PsychoLeopard reviews
The very last thing Tuon was expecting when she arrived to oversee the Return was to be kidnapped by a ruffian. But she is adaptable, and poised, and maybe just a tiny bit intrigued. Follows CoT, KoD from Tuon's eyes.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,458 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/20/2005 - [Tuon Athaem Kore Paendrag, Mat C.]
No Daughter of Mine by Blue Dragon reviews
Mat has followed Tuon to rule in Seanchan, but now his daughter can channel, and he will do anything to keep her from being collared. Fortunately he's been planning for this disaster for years...
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Mat C.
Just Three Words by amightylongstick0006 reviews
Oneshot. Tuon and Mat are about to be separated for longer than either of them are used to. Setalle has told Tuon what must be done... and most unusually, she's not entirely sure she's up to the task...
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Mat C., Tuon Athaem Kore Paendrag - Complete
Persephone by Carryon14 reviews
How difficult is it, really, to love the king of the dead?
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,844 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Persephone, Hades - Complete
Saint Mond by C-Rowles reviews
Two weeks after John's suicide, a letter addressed to the late Savage finds its way into the hands of the World Controller. The sender? None other than one Helmholtz Watson. Brave New World, post-novel oneshot.
Aldous Huxley - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Dresses by Min Daae reviews
Gift fic for TheZorpisuttle. Mat has no idea what he's doing here...but then again, he does. MatTuon fluff, in which she acts, he reacts, and Selucia is not in on the joke. ONESHOT.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Love is Blind by Min Daae reviews
Ah, the crack pairings. Ranging from sweet and fluffy to downright sexy, almost love to definitely romantic. Enjoy, R&R! PAIRINGS: ElayneBirgitte, GraendalAran'gar. UPDATED, finally.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,522 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 8/3/2006
The View by Min Daae reviews
For the fanfic100 challenge on livejournal, I present to you: 100 MatTuon fics! Short oneshots, varying in topic, but all about the cutest pair in Wheel of Time. Enjoy, and happy reading! [R&R, and make me happy]. UPDATED, FUR REALZ.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,369 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007
Discworld Big Brother by Watchman reviews
Will Dibbler keep thinking up idiotic tasks? Will Angua finally be convinced that Vimes' isn't gay? Will the show go on? Who will win? Will anyone win at all? You decide.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,473 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 2/13/2005
Like Oil and Water by SimplyElymas reviews
A series of 100 HolmesWatson drabbles. Yes, slash. And yes, romance. I might as well admit it.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006
Firstday by Min Daae reviews
Christmas prezzie for TheZorpisuttle. Mat Tuon cuteness. Tuon had never been one to celebrate overmuch...Tuon muses on the past year, change, and Toy. Especially Toy. R&R, if you please. Rating to be veeeery safe. ONESHOT.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
A New Dawn by Ersatz reviews
What is her connection with the dastardly Magpie? Kari begins her confession to a certain master Fain. Chapter Six now up. Reviews lavished with lashings and lashings of love.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,209 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 5/19/2004
Tied by Juxtaposie reviews
Gaidal is not so naïve as to think that Birgitte will always be his. Short, speculative, pointless, and fluffy.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Birgitte S. - Complete
A Game of Sha'rah by Youko Koenma reviews
Moridin has thought of a way to alleviate the stange illness plaguing both him and al'Thor. Slash, one sided MoridinRand
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
Reality by Min Daae reviews
There are Matfics and Logainfics, Randfics and Minfics. But this fic is none of those. This fic...is a Tuon fic. Or, more appropriately, a MatTuon fic...R&R. Rating to be safe! ONESHOT...all that other jazz.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
OWNER'S MANUAL AND GUIDE by Min Daae reviews
From the company that brought you PHANTOM OF THE OPERA and LORD OF THE RINGS owner's guides, now introducing: NEW WHEEL OF TIME units! Featuring: Mat, Rand, Nynaeve, Avi. THIS CHAPTER: Only slightly off topic: NEW MAKE YOUR OWN AES SEDAI! R&R.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006
Quinlan's Folly by Lonestarr reviews
What a horrible thing it is to know regret.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Betty Q., Jimmy N. - Complete
Magical Theory by Aurora West reviews
Telemain has something to tell Morwen, but can he work up the nerve? Takes place at the end of Talking to Dragons. Oneshot. [TelemainMorwen]
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
Pink Nails and Drinking Games by KnightedRogue reviews
College isn't all it's cracked up to be, especially when you're there involuntarily. Han and Leia, post ANH. Updated ... yeah, I know! ... September 10th. Chapter 21.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,602 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Leia O., Han S.
Dicing by somethinguntraceable reviews
“What are we going to do, Mat? Continue dicing till we run out of things to say?” Nonchalance is the best attitude to adopt when making a confession. [MatxRand] [Slash]
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
Hands by Aurora West reviews
Morwen and Telemain haven't seen each other in years. Oneshot, takes place during Searching for Dragons. [TelemainMorwen]
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
The Not Quite Believable Story of Lemon Gently by Random-Battlecry reviews
Her father was her mother. Her home is in jeopardy, and Alex Trebeck isn't looking happy. A space ship has landed on her lawn, and an alien is offering to show her adventures, excitement, and really wild things. And her name is Lemon.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006
Enmity by Min Daae reviews
Penelope tells of her jealousy of her cousin Helen, and the resolution of their differences on their separate paths. ONESHOT, R&R!
Odyssey - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Complete
Lessons by Ninja reviews
When threats are carried out, theres a price to pay. Elayne, Aviendha, Min, Faile, and Tuon have pushed a little too far, and they're going to be taught a thing or two. Chapter 3 posted. Tuons home coming .
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,344 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005
One Shot Stop by ReddistheRose reviews
A collection of one shots. Chapter Five: Sick Day About: Cindy's got the sniffles, and Neutron's got a plan.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Cindy V., Jimmy N.
To Cross the Rubicon by pottergal reviews
COMPLETE, Epilogue up:: It all started with a simple bet... but ends with an unexpected twist. Where will it lead our two heroes? Rather cryptic, I know, but it's hard to describe without giving it away. JC, and PG just in case.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,471 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Cindy V., Jimmy N. - Complete
Stealing My Heart by quietthinker reviews
In my newest romantic comedy, Jimmy's got a problem. He decides to write down his feelings in his English journal, but Cindy snatched it. And she plans on sharing it at her slumber party. Now Jimmy and anybody who's willing to help him must get it back.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,151 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Jimmy N., Cindy V.
A Lifetime of Friendship by marginaliana reviews
Marrying Telemain was the culmination of a lifetime of friendship.
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
A Roll of the Dice by Millia reviews
The woman melted in his arms while he was kissing her, and turned to ice the moment she stepped back. KoD, p.597
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
The Legend that was Nemene by sidious7 reviews
The story describing the legendary Restorer Nemene Damendar Boann and how she ultimately changed into Semirhage, one of the most feared Forsaken
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,942 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
Illogical by soulful-sin reviews
Jimmy Neutron doesn't get jealous. It isn't scientifically possible.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Jimmy N., Cindy V. - Complete
Lament by Amberle Elessedil reviews
...The whole of their adventures in Narnia had taken no time at all...' But for the Narnians, grief lasts a lifetime...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
Belief by Capegio reviews
Peter asks Aslan to look beyond Susan's inablity to believe.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Operation Salvation by H.J. Bender reviews
Sequel to "Revenge of the Houseplants" and "Return of Hastur". Hastur must befriend Aziraphale in order to convince the angel that Crowley is out to get him.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,037 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Complete
The Sands of Time by greg9570 reviews
Mrs. Fowl is bringing her fifth grade class to Egypt for a summer getaway for two weeks. Little do they know that things will be far from average. Sheen and Libby will also have a chance to explore their relationship, with some JC on the side.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 10/24/2005
Was it Such a Crime by KatFay reviews
Sernlenne was a Seanchan born and raised damane. Her thoughts on her new freedom curtesy of the White Tower Aes Sedai. [OneShot]
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete
Drawn by Ersatz reviews
Mat and Tuon sitting in a tree, k.i.s.s.i.n...well, maybe not. Oneshot of goo - minds out of the gutter, folks - so get the PeptoBismol ready. R & R always cherished.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Mat C., Tuon Athaem Kore Paendrag - Complete
The Return of Hastur by H.J. Bender reviews
Sequel to "Revenge of the Housplants". Hastur wants Crowley dead, and the only way it's going to happen is if he kills the serpent himself. Slapstick hilarity ensues.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
Two Down Quarks and One Up by zukone reviews
Cindy contempates her place in this great big universe.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Complete
Circular Motion in a Frictionless Environment by zukone reviews
On the verge of crashing, Jimmy Neutron reflects on the scientific anamoly that causes his downfall.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Complete
Holy Duty by Xavier Everett reviews
The Fannfictione they COUD NOT banne! Two countrees fighting inn the depthes of the Dessert over a Diske gone MADDE! STARING Carrot Ironfoundersson! Sam Vimes! Assortede Omnians, Klatschians, Gorgonnes, and maney, MANEY MORE! THRILS! ADVENTURE! ELEPHANTS!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 4/2/2005
Island by bagheera reviews
BRAVE NEW WORLD by Aldous Huxley :: Bernard and Helmholtz, exiled on the Falklands:: I believe this is is the very first and only fic to the novel.. if not, tell me!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 10/20/2003
Justice and Temptation by RagingFires27 reviews
A ‘whatif’ scenario which chronicles the possible aftermath that might have taken place should Esmeralda have chosen the wicked Frollo over death.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,135 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/2/2005
The Revenge of the Houseplants by H.J. Bender reviews
FACT: Crowley’s houseplants have been suffering for years at the hands of their merciless master. QUESTION: What happens when Hastur offers them a chance to avenge their misery? ANSWER: read fic.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
Carefully Everywhere Descending by The Amazing Maurice reviews
(Calvin and Hobbes) The more things change, the more they stay the same. A ‘what if?’ fairytale; futurefic, pre-slash (complete). I don't know what came over me.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Complete
Finis by DDR Freak reviews
After all the adventures, what happens to Rincewind the wizard?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2004
Apples by The Amazing Maurice reviews
It seemed to Shadowfax that the only constants in his life were swords and apples. A crossover with The Lord of the Rings.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2004
Kore by Alexandra Spar reviews
Moved from fictionpress.net. Aidon is the pale king of a dead land, alone in his grey mansion; Kore is a child of the harvest, tawny-gold and very much alive. Don't eat the pomegranate seeds.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2004
Epitaph Empress by Thyme In Her Eyes reviews
A retelling of the Myth of Hades and Persephone. The young Goddess of Spring is stolen from fields of grain to fields of spirits as Queen and Bride of dark Hades...
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,121 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/15/2003 - Published: 10/3/2002
Song of the Pomegranate by Thyme In Her Eyes reviews
The pomegranate sings of Persephone.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2003
Reinstall Love And Reboot by Grey L. Bloom reviews
I'm sorry. It had to be done. I couldn't resist. Hex and A Mystery Woman... R&R, OR you can just laugh your head off in scorn.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2002 - Complete
Weeping Rubies by Thyme In Her Eyes reviews
A poem about Oedipus and his actions after discovering the truth about his parentage...
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2002
Sunhair by Kamarile reviews
The life of Ilyena Dalisar done in really short and strange vignettes. Hope you like it.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2001 - Published: 12/5/2000
The Hedgehog Song by morrigan reviews
Co-written with NS and Peeves is Peeved-- our version of Nanny Ogg's most infamous number. PG13 for vulgarity, and it contains an MP3 link so you can sing it in the bath
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2000
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The Underworld reviews
FilkParody. This is the Virgil and Dante version of Aladdin and Jasmine's magic carpet ride! For best results, you should read the Inferno before clicking here.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
Maybe reviews
And maybe he could convince her to give him a few kisses with those full lips. Light, he dreamed about that sometimes! KoD, pg. 192 Zorpy attempts to write Mat&Tuon. Oneshot.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
Tea With The Creator reviews
Moiraine, fuming about her prolonged stay in Finnland, arranges for a few chats with the Creator. The Creator, understandably, is rather panicked. Ch 4 is up, with Elaida and Egwene!
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 7/12/2005
Forsaken Piano Man reviews
Forsaken filk to the tune of Billy Joel's Piano Man. Warning: contains a terrible pun.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
Demonologie reviews
Archdeacon Frollo dabbles with the dark and reaps what he sows. I could tell you what it crosses over with, but then you'd make a snap judgement and never click. :P
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Complete
To Lose The Sun reviews
Drabble. One sul'dam's struggle in a post Knife of Dreams Seanchan... CONTAINS KOD SPOILERS.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Complete
Harry Potted reviews
During the final battle with Voldemort, a spell goes horribly and punnily awry...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Clothes Encounter reviews
...of the crossover kind! Enjolras from Les Mis and Beslan from Wheel of Time meet, drink, and gamble. Most likely a oneshot.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
Fear of Flying reviews
Drabble. Idle speculation on the inner workings of dementors. Also contains the word fug!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Complete
Let the Lord of Chaos Rule reviews
A brief view of the Fourth Age, as inspired by the couplets at the beginning of Lord of Chaos. Legend fades to myth, but what does myth fade to? Oneshot.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
Culture Shock reviews
Drabble. Shameless use of MatTuon to promote a crack pairing. It's cute though, I swear! Now with a second part!
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Complete
Reversed Polarity reviews
Drabble. Also: too much fun with similes, crack pairings, and crack pairing similes.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Complete
Emotional Baggage reviews
Drabble. This is the result of my failed attempt to write LuggageRincewind. It's still cracktastic, though.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
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