Author has written 2 stories for Ouran High School Host Club.
Hey! My name is Aire, and I love to write stories...but I kinda suck at them lol but thats okay because practice makes perfect lol
Anyways, I hope you all enjoy the story about Hero!!!
The famous speaker who no one had heard of said:Ladies and jellyspoons, hobos and tramps,cross-eyed mosquitos and bow-legged ants,I stand before you to sit behind youto tell you something I know nothing about.Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,there's a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;wear your best clothes if you haven't any.Please come if you can't; if you can, stay at home.Admission is free, pay at the door;pull up a chair and sit on the floor.It makes no difference where you sit,the man in the gallery's sure to spit.The show is over, but before you go,let me tell you a story I don't really know.One bright day in the middle of the night,two dead boys got up to fight.(The blind man went to see fair play;the mute man went to shout "hooray!")Back to back they faced each other,drew their swords and shot each other.A deaf policeman heard the noise,and came and killed the two dead boys.A paralysed donkey passing bykicked the blind man in the eye;knocked him through a nine-inch wall,into a dry ditch and drowned them all.If you don't believe this lie is true,ask the blind man; he saw it too,through a knothole in a wooden brick wall.And the man with no legs walked away.
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, forI may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave methe hell alone.
2 The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal yourneighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone 20 and never see that person again, it wasprobably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put itback in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side,and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women.Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips aremoving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxativeon the same night.
"I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles,even when her heart is broken,and the one that could brighten up your day,even if she couldn't brighten up her own."-Unknown
"Just because i smile doesn't mean that I'm happy,because it takes one smile to cover a million tears."-Unknown
"Laugh your heart out.Dance in the rain;Cherish the moment,Ignore the pain.Live, Laugh, Love.Forgive and Forget.Life's too short to be living with regret."-Unknown
"If i was handed a gun, and had to choose betweenmy best friend and my boyfriend,I would kill myself because i would rather diethan see the ones i love die."-Unknown
"Behind this smile is everything you'll never understand."-Unknown.
"Everyone says that, "Time heals all wounds."But all time does is turn them into scars."-Unknown
Why is the symbol for love a rose,when a rose always dies?"-Unknown
"Forfeit the gamebefore somebody else takes you out of the frame,put your name to shame,cover up your face;you can't run the race;the pace is too fast,you just won't last."-linkin park
"You asked what was wrong and i smiled and said,"Nothing." Then i turned around and whispered,"EVERYTHING."-Unknown
"There are no weapons stronger than words.They hit faster than a speeding bullet,with more force than a battering ram,and never fail to hit the heart."-Unknown.
Some of these are so "clever" they almost went right over my head.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could becharged with stalking.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A flat miner
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a jab well done
Are you tired of those sissy"friendship" poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close toreality?
Well, here is a series of promises thatactually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smileyfaces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our greatfriendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help youget drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bd who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try todislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know youfinally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag onyou about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tellyou horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you stopyour damn whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will uselittle words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hellaway from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point andlaugh at your clumsy a.
9. This is my oath... I pledge it tothe end. "Why?" you may ask..."because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants,everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth.