Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Twilight, and Hobbit.
Ive not been able to get on here lately, and I was going back looking at my stories and wow they are bad, so I cant decide to write another chapter or just make ONE new one and finish it.
well I have decided to put all my old stories up and start one new one, this time I am gonna finish it, thank you all for your support!!!
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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for
2 The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
11. If you lend someone 20 and never see that person again, it was
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side,
18. There are two theories to arguing with women.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
"I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles,
"Just because i smile doesn't mean that I'm happy,
"Laugh your heart out.
"If i was handed a gun, and had to choose between
"Behind this smile is everything you'll never understand."
"Everyone says that, "Time heals all wounds."
Why is the symbol for love a rose,
"Forfeit the game
"You asked what was wrong and i smiled and said,
"There are no weapons stronger than words.
Some of these are so "clever" they almost went right over my head.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A flat miner
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a jab well done
Are you tired of those sissy
But never actually come close to
Well, here is a series of promises that
You will see no cutesy little smiley
Just the stone cold truth of our great
1. When you are sad -- I will help you
2. When you are blue -- I will try to
3. When you smile -- I will know you
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on
5. When you are worried -- I will tell
6. When you are confused -- I will use
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell
8. When you fall -- I will point and
9. This is my oath... I pledge it to
Friendship is like peeing your pants,