TheSari
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Joined 07-02-05, id: 845783
Author has written 2 stories for Legend of Zelda, and Tales of Symphonia.

Hmm... Well, this is... er... me? Dunno.

Name: Sari is my nickname. Said Say-ri.
Birthday: I will not tell you this. I will tell you that 3/4 of my family have birthdays in the same week.
Favorite Band: Too many to count. Almost anything if it ain't rap. Same for singers.
Favorite Food: ... If it's food, I like it, but I adore sopapillas and spaetzle.
Favorite Video Game: Legend of Zelda.
Hair/eye color: Blonde and blue. Er, blonde hair, blue eyes. I am a proud blonde, and not stupid. Whoo, go me.
Height: I'm pretty short.
Favorite Color: Meh. I like blue, pink, green, yellow, and orange. I love yellow and orange.
Favorite Animal: Horse, by far.
Location: I live in the northern hemisphere east of Japan. That's not very helpful though, considering the world is round... So eventually, east of Japan would be Japan... one hint... I don't live in Japan. Or Australia (southern hemisphere!)
Hobbies: The two most expensive around - I read manga and collect model horses. In other words, I have about a million dollars of crap in my closet alone.
Greatest Acheivement: Winning NaNoWriMo! Go me! -does a little NaNoWriMo dance-

Why don't you have many favorites?
In comparison to my bajillion story alerts, I only put stories I REALLY LOVE on my favorite list. Those are the ones I couldn't stop reading or have read many times over. I really love these stories. They're the ones I worship the authors of. Seriously.

Things I like:
Fruits Basket (Manga, and anime)
InuYasha (Manga)
Ranma 1/2 (Manga)
Tales of Symphonia
Legend of Zelda
Harry Potter
Tamora Pierce
Kingdom Hearts
Eragon (-drools over Murtagh- My darling...)
Star Wars (A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi - the most recent ones are crappy. I can stand the comics)
Gundam Wing
Fushigi Yugi
Alice 19th
Artemis Fowl
... Tokyo Mew Mew (Yes, I'm embarrassed, but I can honestly say I'm only there for the art)
Fullmetal Alchemist

Pairings I like and will write about/drool over/spout nonsense about (Favorites are in bold):
Tales of Symphonia: Sheena/Zelos, Raine/Kratos, Lloyd/Colette, and Genis/Presea
Legend of Zelda: Zelink, and occasionally, when I feel like it, Malink. I don't write a lot of LoZ romance, though
Harry Potter: DM/GW, DM/HG, DM/HP, HP/SS, RL/SB. If it's not bizarre, I probably like it. Bizarre would be, I dunno, Harry/Mrs. Weasley.
Star Wars: Leia/Han
Furuba: Pretty much anything. Literally.
Inuyasha: Kagome/Inuyasha and Sango/Miroku... I've begun to love Sess/Kag, too. So I guess I'm a happy floaty type. I don't even mind the occasional yaoi or yuri.
Gundam Wing: 1x2, 3x4, 5x6, 2x5, 5x13, 6x13, 1x2x5, 5x6x13, 5xS, 5xR, 6x9, RxD, 9xR, RxH, DxHxR, and the list goes on and on... I'm very, very flexible. Pretty much anything if it's not 1xR or 2xH. I've actually read a coupla good 2xR. And I can occasionally stand 1xR.
Eragon: I think it's cruel to myself to mention my favorite Eragon pairing. And people would murder me for it. Really, it was never popular. -sigh- Shame, though...
Fushigi Yugi: Nuriko/Hotohori, Chichiri/Tasuki, Miaka/Tamahome.
Kingdom Hearts: RxS, CxL, KxY, Roxas/Axel (I believe they call it "Akuroku"), Zemyx, and the very occasional SxK. Kairi kind of scares me a little.
Fullmetal Alchemist: RoyEd, HavocxFury, AlWinry, AlScar, ScarLust and I've become a huge RussellxEd fan.

Favorite Personal Quote:
Me: "I know why they do those variables. X, Y, and N."
My Brother: "Why?"
Me: "Well, the n stands for 'noun'. The x stands for 'xylophone'. And the y stands for 'yak'.
My Brother: "Oh. So... what does n equals x plus y squared mean?"
Me: "A pregnant yak carrying a xylophone equals a noun."
My Brother: "And... uh... Two y plus x?"
Me: "Two yaks carrying a xylophone between them."
My Brother: "And what about y divided by x?"
Me: "A yak standing on a xylophone."

You struggled through this whole profile! You get a plushie, a plastic pancake with a bite out of it, and a pin that says "Pie!" on it!

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Future Memories by ZaKai reviews
Trisha Elric looked from her seven year old son to the teenager with the braided blond hair and the long red coat in amazement. This teenager was her son. But how? [RoyEd] [COMPLETE]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,219 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
With or Without You by Merula reviews
AU, OOC, yaoi. My same old theme. Heero leaves. Duo finds him. Complete
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,318 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Ordinary Story by Lyxie reviews
AU LZ fluff! Meet Zelda, misunderstood 16 year old female, and meet Link, her new guardians' son. Oh dear... Chaos and humiliation ensue. Next chapter, number... EEK! The galaxy rips open and chaos rules. Not really, but that would be better than this.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 158,386 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Link, Zelda
Sage of Innocence Saga by Galaxy Girl reviews
Link and his comrade Little Link of the Gorons are called to arms in this mother of all comedy selfinsertions when a virus attacks Hyrule. Evil Teletubbies, brainwashed retro authors and a familiar bad guy make this anything but a normal adventure!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 143,058 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2001 - Published: 5/18/2001 - Complete
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Around the Worlds in Thirty Days reviews
Lloyd and friends are all going on a boat trip, but there's a catch. There's a lot of kids on board, and Kratos promised to stay on the boat for a month. Will he ever survive?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,336 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/4/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Kratos A.
Birthday reviews
Link goes to wish someone very special a happy birthday.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Link, Epona - Complete