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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

Kia ora! (that's 'Hello' in Maori).

I'm a New Zealander, home of 'Middle Earth' - well, the movie sets, at least. We call ourselves 'kiwis' down here (the flightless bird, not the fruit, although the fruit is yummy and good for you), and I've been writing for a couple of years.

I started writing fanfiction in November 2016 as a means of comic relief from my ultimate writing goal, which is to write historical fiction.

I stumbled into fanfiction while looking on the internet for something else, of course, but when I read some of the amazing Harry Potter stories on this website, I was hooked, lined and sinkered.

Because fanfic is a sanity-check sideline for me, I admit I don't spend ages crafting up stories with complicated plots and casts of thousands. I like writing fic that makes people laugh - entertaining you is what matters to me.

Thanks for your support!

Yours,

NeverNik

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Blood Traitor by Zalia reviews
Draco Malfoy has been living a lie to protect the girl he loves. He has inherited the Veela gene and on his next birthday he will become the first male Veela for three hundred years. Canon, (except the epilogue of HPDH).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 174,153 - Reviews: 2508 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 3,337 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 3/1/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Being silly by LightofEvolution reviews
Even Hermione Granger is allowed to be silly sometimes. And when she happens to run into Draco Malfoy in this state, things might get interesting. Dramione, EWE, 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,039 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 5/23 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Ancilla by LeanaM reviews
Roman (non-magical) AU. When Draco Malfidus became the new Proconsul of Gallia Narbonensis, he thought he'd finally have a quiet year. He didn't think his wife would die, that he'd have to buy a new slave to take care of his son, and that this slave would bring such trouble to his home. Hermione lost all her family to the Romans and is out for revenge. (I blame Ariel Riddle.) WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,815 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 6/8/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Testing Limits by geoblock reviews
Hermione is late to work, and Draco comes up with a creative punishment. One-shot. More detailed summary within!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/13 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Do it with some style? by LightofEvolution reviews
"What's your father's favourite dessert?" Draco blinked for a second, but immediately quipped, "You dipped in chocolate, apparently, should I guess after today. What kind of question is that?" Maybe it was a way of wishful thinking she wasn't ready to acknowledge yet, but there was definitely a jealous undertone in his words. Dramione, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,295 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 2/21 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Everything Is Coming Up Draco by Pierrej92 reviews
"You can't trust a snake Granger, we bite remember?" Hermione smirked gently, "they say that about lions too." When Draco and Hermione come face to face with one another at Hogwarts for their eighth year, they have to finally work through the unresolved feelings left from one summer night. Winner of Best Hurt/Comfort Fic in Dramione Fanfic Forum Spring Awards 2017. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,485 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 2/7 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Dean T., Theodore N. - Complete
Say Something by Slytherinmomma88 reviews
Secrets and Relationships never make for good bedfellows. As Hermione will soon learn after entering into a complicated relationship with her Auror partner Draco Malfoy. What could go wrong?(Written for the Strictly Dramione Spring Fest)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/22 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Pansy P., Ron W.] - Complete
Hot for Teacher by MotherofBulls reviews
Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,368 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 127 - Published: 5/14 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
The Rage of the Dragon by InLoveWithDraco13 reviews
"No?" He seethed with rage, his body beginning to tremble. "No! I mean, this can't be. Draco, I'm not." Hermione was at a loss for words as she took in his massive form towering over her in pain and anger. "You are." He hissed, turning away from her and taking deep breaths. "You are." He demanded again, flinging his arms out to her. "This is who I am!" He bellowed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,022 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/10 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Honest Mistake by mctwist reviews
Amortentia: The most powerful love potion in the world. And, as Draco Malfoy soon finds out, also the most dangerous; the kind that keeps you coming back for more, even after you think it's all over. D/Hr smut, slight dub-con, basically PWP. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,993 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unrelenting Sanity by LightofEvolution reviews
In a dystopian world, Hermione is barely alive inside. Is an unhealthy encounter with Draco Malfoy going to change that? A birthday gift for MrBenzedrine. Trigger warning, M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,117 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/1 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fixation by givingthisatry reviews
DRAMIONE ONE SHOT/FLUFFY/LEMON LEMONY LEMON - She threw her hands up in the air and growled, actually growled in frustration. "You are the most infuriating git Draco Malfoy!" she yelled. "So I've been told he said calmly," a handsome smile plastered on his face.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/9 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Joy in Small Places by moor reviews
AU-ish. The Order were beside themselves at being unable to locate him, since his 'defection' to the Dark Lord at Dumbledore's passing at the end of the previous school year. But Dumbledore's orders had been clear: maintain his cover at all costs. The Order would need to find a way to reach him, if they required him. But by the gods, he prayed this wasn't it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,412 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Closest When We're Very Far Away by GaeilgeRua reviews
Seven years after Hermione rode the dragon out of Gringotts with Harry and Ron, the Ministry has approved her petition to send someone to find it. That someone is Charlie Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,610 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/3 - [Charlie W., Draco M., Hermione G.] Bill W. - Complete
Mermaid by Noppoh reviews
ONE-SHOT Draco thinks he's dreaming as he encounters a woman on some rocks in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea. He quickly becomes enchanted. Rated M for adult content. Eventual SMUT. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,156 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/22 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Lucius Malfoy and the cursed virgin by Fragilereality reviews
After Lucius Malfoy heroically rescued Hermione Granger from a Death Eater attack in the British Library he (not so heroically) took her back to his own library and showed her a lot more than his etchings. PW(very little)P. Three shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/17 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Bloody Valentine by MrBenzedrine reviews
Post-War. Draco Malfoy gets wind that Hermione is planning a Saint Valentine's Day Massacre - and he thinks it has something to do with the house elves. How can he get her to stop, without having her arrested and thoroughly ruining his chances with her? Misunderstandings and chaos abounds. A comedy of errors. COLLAB with LightofEvolution! ONE SHOT. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/14 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Happily Divorced by writerspassion18 reviews
A hug here. A kiss on the forehead there. Nothing bad could come out of being on good terms with your ex, right? (with angst and fluff strung in between :) (Winner of the Cotton Candy Award for Best Fluff in the Enchanted Awards Summer 2017)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,558 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 10/19/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Matched by longdistance reviews
The wizarding community has not quite bounced back in terms of numbers since the end of the war. Desperate times call for desperate measures and a Marriage Law is enacted by the Ministry. Hermione isn't even dating anyone, let alone ready to be someone's wife. Draco has a secret that he'd rather not share. Odd couples are made and they have a year to figure it all out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,843 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 12/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Ghosts by Jade Presley reviews
He's not supposed to be here. He's not even supposed to be alive. But he shows up again one morning, beaten and bruised, and begins to challenge everything they thought they knew. Dramione - Post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,882 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Feathers and Fornications by SmexyScrapbooker reviews
Jack might not be one to blush at the sight of "a bit of bare flesh" but Phryne's fan dance just might be the undoing of his cool demeanor. ONE SHOT
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5 - Phryne F., Jack R. - Complete
In Secret by sugar-quill-93 reviews
[AN: Thank you all for the lovely reviews! I'm running out of places for our OTP to fuck, so if you have any requests please let me know!] Hermione and Draco keep finding themselves in secret corners of Hogwarts castle. Good ol' Dramione Smut. Started out as a one-shot, but I'm adding more chapters. Please leave a review and a request!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To Be Himself by RavieSnake reviews
Christmas is a time for family. But Hermione's family is truly horrible. They never approve of her dates and she's decided to try and beat them at their own game. How? By inviting Draco Malfoy to join their holiday with free reign to 'be himself.' But Hermione quickly realizes she doesn't really know Draco at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,880 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 12/20/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Obsessed by slytherinprincess19 reviews
Draco Malfoy is the King, and he has chosen Hermione Granger as his Queen. She loves him. He craves her. He is consumed by her, she is possessed by him. They are obsessed with one another. And they have no idea how dangerous their game is to their lives. *WINNER OF BEST EPIC-SIZED FIC OF THE #WRAPPEDUPINYOU2017 WINTER DRAMIONE FANFICTION AWARDS*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,979 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 9/27/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Past Erased by Ariel Riddle reviews
"His face contorted with a mixture of rage, indecision, and determination. Hermione did not care, she ran all the way up to him before flinging herself in his arms, wrapping her arms and legs tightly around him—she would never let go." A Hermione get's obliviated, Draco defects story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,231 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Calls Me Home by Cinnamon Silver Tiger reviews
After Hermione saves his life during the Final Battle, Fred wakes up from a coma wanting nothing more than to thank her and tell her he returns her feelings. She's gone to Australia to find her parents but shouldn't she be home by now? Why has no one gone to get her? When she finally does return why is it Draco that brings her home? Rated M for later chapters DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 114,328 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 12/15/2016 - Published: 4/7/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Falling Between the Cracks by PulchritudinousPain reviews
Hermione Granger is just starting out at the Ministry of Magic. She thinks her life is under control, but an old acquaintance, Draco Malfoy, shows up and disrupts the status quo. Hermione must learn to navigate her way through the new world and become a champion for those who fall between the cracks as she learns that other people have plans of their own and many of them sinister.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,035 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 11/5/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dreams of Requirement by Kyonomiko reviews
The Room of Requirement has a remarkable ability to give you what you need, even if you're unsure how to ask. Draco needs to hold himself together. Dreams seem to be all he has. 6th year A/U Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,073 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 11/5/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
No Greater Love by Colubrina reviews
Voldemort has won, or mostly, and Death Eaters don't have a retirement plan so Draco Malfoy is stuck serving a master he hates. He and Blaise Zabini just try to keep their heads down and not attract attention. They aren't heroes. Then Hermione Granger gets Snatched and they make the fateful, stupid decision to save her. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,082 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 9/20/2016 - [Draco M., Blaise Z., Hermione G.] - Complete
I hope, I love, I live by LightofEvolution reviews
She had been caught. And brought to Malfoy Manor. The seventh circle of hell. But-maybe-not all hope was lost.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,965 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 10/13/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Splinched by TurquoiseMonkey reviews
Squinting she saw Ron's gangly silhouette running towards her, her body sagged with relief as she ran towards him. Suddenly strong arms wrapped around her waist and a rancid breath fell on her neck...the unthinkable happens as Harry, Ron and Hermione are separated at Bill and Fleur's wedding and each must make the journey alone to destroy the remaining horcruxes and reunite
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 139,734 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 9/9/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Crimson with a Silver Lining by Lady Cailan reviews
It is six years since the fall of the Ministry to Voldemort. Those other than purebloods are deemed less than human. When Ginny's daughter ends up in grave danger, Hermione sells herself to the Death Eaters to save her life. Draco/Hermione. Not fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 412,142 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Three Kings in the Kingdom of Heaven by bloomsburry reviews
To them, she had been the new land they had seen from afar - an uncharted territory, and they had been conquerors who came, and saw and conquered her. And now, they were the Three Kings... and she, their own Kingdom of Heaven. (Warning: Very graphic smut. Smut without plot. FOURSOME, NON-CON, Bondage, Hermione/Tom Jr., Hermione/Lucius, Hermione/Draco) - FOR MAJOR REVISION
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,205 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
True Face by Ariel Riddle reviews
AU Voldemort wins. When things take a horrifying turn for the worse at the final battle, Hermione must go under cover as a Muggle in order to survive. Ten years later, she cannot escape notice forever, especially when Praetor Malfoy has troubles of his own that prompt him to seek out the mysterious Muggle Healer, Piper Daniels. Written for Dramione Duets Exchange. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,650 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 9/14/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Carnal Knowledge by Jacqueline Noir reviews
It wasn't something they taught at Hogwarts. And later, when the war came, there was no time for intimacy. Hermione, for one, never understood how it could affect her relationship with Ron. Or why people were so desperate about it. But then Draco Malfoy comes to town. And she learns that pleasure can be a very dangerous game.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,090 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W.
Enemies With Benefits by Drusilla Maxima reviews
Hermione Granger thought it would be a one night stand. Then a two night stand. But try as she might, she could not break off her addiction to Draco Malfoy. Nor could he. But how long could they hide their illicit affair? (explicit adult content, almost PWP in places)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,625 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Living the Dream by Ally147 reviews
Draco isn't sure what sort person would grow up dreaming of becoming a high-class escort, but for a young man with Veela blood who has to find his one Mate in a population of billions before he reaches the ripe old age of thirty? What other career choice is there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,567 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 89 - Published: 4/16/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z. - Complete
De-Gnoming by Ash-Castle reviews
Hermione fights her perfectionist tendencies when Harry and Ron leave right in the middle of de-gnoming the garden. Charlies swoops in to show her the 'right' way of doing things. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/16/2016 - [Hermione G., Charlie W.] - Complete
69 Down by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Auror Malfoy is on a stakeout with Auror Granger, and they are bored to tears. What to do, what to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Can't Argue With Those Heartlines by Tygermine reviews
Hermione and Draco have a run in five years after getting divorced. Pools, Champagne and Miscommunication. Written for Dramione Duet 2012
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Call It What You Want by Tygermine reviews
Every has issues. Its how we deal with them that counts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Adapting Austen by scarlettcat reviews
With Lucius in Azkaban and the Malfoy assets frozen, Narcissa decides to make ends meet by capitalizing on a certain Muggle book craze that is sweeping the post-war wizarding world. As fate would have it, this particular book just so happens to be Hermione Granger's biggest obsession. Welcome to Austen Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,429 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 9/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 287,077 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Two Can Play by Craft Rose reviews
Malfoy sets off on a quest to seduce the Gryffindor know-it-all herself, Hermione Granger, at the request of an unlikely classmate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
First Thursdays by hogsmeadeshoneyduchess reviews
Draco and Hermione have a standing hang out on the first Thursday of every month. In the midst of all this time together, what will happen when they develop more than friendly feelings for each other? Can they overcome the odds stacked against them? Please take heed of the rating - this story earns its MA. Language and sexual content ahead! Turns out Hermione has a dirty mouth!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,494 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Birthday by scarlettcat reviews
Hermione knew her 30th birthday was going to be bad. She just didn't know how bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,739 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 9/9/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Peaches by Craft Rose reviews
Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution. Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it. (REVISED COPY found in Ch.2)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,471 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Impeccable Bloody Timing by Ally147 reviews
Blaise braced his hands on the sill of the window to haul himself back to his feet, and immediately froze at the scene playing out through the window. "Oh, for f*ck's sake, Draco!". D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2015 Do Me Veela Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/27/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Viktor K. - Complete
It's Paris, Darling by xxLucindaxx reviews
Paris, a smokey jazz club, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, and a whole lot of sexual attraction. Sounds crazy? Of course not, because it's Paris, Darling. Rated M for adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Split by OogieBoogie reviews
Hermione Granger by day, Something Else by night - IF she forgets to take her meds (or in this case, fail to work). She works at Gringotts by day and becomes some sort of vigilante at night - stealing from the wealthy and giving it to the poor. That's until her alter ego steals from Draco Malfoy, meets him, and decides she likes him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,376 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Vibrations by Craft Rose reviews
After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Murderous Mansion by OogieBoogie reviews
"You don't understand, Malfoy. I'm not making this up. My house is trying to kill me," Hermione walked towards him and looked at him dead in the eye. "Granger, if I were your house, I too would try to kill you." Hermione's house has gone bonkers, trying to kill her every chance it gets. She enlists the help of famous Curse Breaker, Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,326 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Roomie by HellPell reviews
Hating someone grows difficult when you see them everyday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Footnotes by kateofallpeople reviews
Hermione hides letters in library books - but never expects a reply. She and her new friend confide in each other, ultimately fall in love - but can such a love story turn deadly when their identities are revealed? HBP, T for Language, Violence. Sequel entitled 'Headlines' coming soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,892 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Randy Man's Playbook by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A very unique book finds its way to the hands of Draco Malfoy - A book that, if utilized well, could help him fulfill his fantasies. A collaboration story with fourfeetelvn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,067 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 3128 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Reunions by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger's 10th Hogwart's Reunion turns into the hottest night of her life as Draco Malfoy challenges her to a drinking game! FIC CHALLENGE. One-shot. Romance/Humor/Hot Shagging: Dramione/Draco x Hermione & Soft Slash-Blaise x Theo. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 171 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Seven Times by kerriclifford240879 reviews
Seven times can mean a lifetime of change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Malfoy Manual by white-angelxhunter reviews
Hermione thinks she has the perfect plan to divert Harry’s attention from Cho: go out with his arch-enemy, Draco Malfoy. Things take a turn in the wrong direction, though, when she finds herself developing unwanted feelings for a certain blonde Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,264 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Physically Impossible by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 2,472 - Follows: 349 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Memory Lapses by luckei1 reviews
Or, Why a Wizard Should Keep a Pensieve Handy. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Stopover Part Two reviews
Draco and Hermione reunite when his plane lands in her city again. Continues on from 'Stopover.' Lots and lots and lots of smut, non-magic, Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,623 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 7/31 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Astoria G.
Treacherous Affairs Part Two reviews
Draco, Hermione, their friends and enemies return in the sequel to 'Treacherous Affairs.' When summer ends, it's a new year for our favourite couple. New careers begin, and they learn that life is a little different from what it was at school. Dramione, other pairings, rated M for profanity and sex scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,451 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 7/31 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ginny W.
Stopover reviews
Airline pilot Captain Malfoy bumps into lawyer Hermione Granger in a hotel. They don't leave. Dramione, PWP, smut, NON-MAGIC. So many lemons I can't possibly count them all!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,988 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 7/17 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Treacherous Affairs reviews
Draco Malfoy, Hogwarts Male Slut of the Year three years running, can have anyone he wants. So why does he want Hermione Granger, the most unattainable virgin in school? Because the highest fruits in the tree taste the sweetest, that's why. Dramione and other pairings. Rated M for profanity and sex scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 91,303 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 4/28 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Bet It reviews
It started out as an ordinary night in the pub. Then Harry had to go and make a bet, didn't he? Dramione, lemony, this uses a prompt from MrBenzedrine's Easter 2017 selection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 4/20 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Yes, Mr Malfoy reviews
Hermione has loved man-about-town Blaise Zabini for years, but he's never given her a second glance. When Blaise chooses yet another society filly to romance instead of her, well! It calls for some action. Blaise's colleague Draco lends a hand. In his own way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,373 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 2/23 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z. - Complete
Show and Tell reviews
Draco and Hermione want their friends to know about their relationship. Trouble is, some may not take it very well and may end up being scarred for life - emotionally or physically, take your pick. So our lovers put their heads together and work out a plan... or three. Final part of the series starting with 'Malfoy's Problem.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,717 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 11/28/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Malfoy's Problem reviews
Malfoy is acting in a very un-Malfoy-like manner, and people are noticing. Could it have something to do with Granger? Prequel to Up Against a Cold Castle Wall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/20/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Swear Jar reviews
Since Hermione and Draco became lovers, their swearing (particularly in the throes of passion) has reached epic proportions. So Hermione decides to introduce a swear jar. Sequel to Up Against a Cold Castle Wall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/18/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Up Against a Cold Castle Wall reviews
Hermione feels safe against the wall. Scary things are happening in the centre of the Heads' Common Room.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 11/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete