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Author has written 25 stories for Harry Potter, and Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries.

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Euphoria Maxima by ruby-krishna reviews
Draco Malfoy was her soulmate. And she rejected him. Draco Malfoy was her soulmate. And she didn't know what that meant for them. Draco Malfoy was her soulmate. And she wanted, no, needed to see him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,876 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 116 - Published: 1/18/2022 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Research & Development by BooIsBack reviews
Hermione gets a promotion at the Ministry and finds out that someone interesting works for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,592 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/8/2021 - Published: 9/23/2021 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Embrace by peanutofthenight reviews
Hermione Granger: proud protector of the perpetually persecuted. Her bodyguard? Draco Malfoy: disgraced and disposable because of the Dark Mark scarring his arm. One night, one mistake. But it won't ever happen again. Ever. EWE. HEA. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,331 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/26/2021 - Published: 11/16/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Tremble & Depart by darkofthemoonfic reviews
Draco Lucius Malfoy. Death Eater. Disposable. Life on probation at the Ministry meant keeping his head down and his mouth shut. On his first field assignment he's tasked with investigating an abandoned Death Eater manor hiding more than a few secrets in its walls. Stuck with the only witch who agreed to work with him. / posted weekly on AO3 darkofthemoon and then cross-posted here
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,650 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/26/2021 - Published: 1/9/2021 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Books and Second Looks by GracefulLioness reviews
Hermione has not been lucky in love. When a break-up forces her to find a new flat, she thinks she's hit the jackpot. Until she realises that she might just be falling for her new flatmate's boyfriend. Perhaps when Ginny lends her some of her steamy romance novels, her luck will change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,656 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 1/7/2021 - Published: 8/13/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
I Left it Wet for You by dirtymudblood.fanfic reviews
"I just don't understand. Why… why Malfoy?" She was scrubbing the dishes in front of her the muggle way, a habit she did when she was nervous, uncomfortable, or angry. And now, with her fiancé red in the face and not meeting her eye, she was all three.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/7/2020 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Office Politics by heartRoo reviews
After Draco meets a mystery girl at a Ministry Masquerade Ball, he enlists his friend and co-worker Hermione Granger to help him find her, missing perhaps what has been right in front of him all along. (Dramione, office co-workers, friendship, EWE, one-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,313 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/16/2020 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Slowly, then all at once by TheFrumpologist reviews
Hermione begins her training at St. Mungo's the summer after her eighth year. She's excited to put the past behind her—that is, until Draco Malfoy turns up in her ward and she's forced to relive the past, if only so he can remember it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,682 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/1/2020 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Classroom 204 by mimifreed reviews
(Dramione ONESHOT) Hermione and Draco find themselves locked together in a dusty old classroom while a strange virus sweeps through the Wizarding community. They must learn to make the most out of their time and surroundings, and maybe address a few elephants in the room while they're at it. (8th year)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,722 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 101 - Published: 5/5/2020 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Perfect Match by failedfracture reviews
Dramione one-shot. They were matched up at a silly event the last Valentines Day and Draco ran off when he saw who he was paired with. Will he make the same mistake two years in a row?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/14/2020 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sweetest Downfall by BiscuitsForPotter reviews
Seven years after the war began, Hermione is sent on a mission to take down one of the greatest threats to the Order. Rumor has it that this threat has some sort of special power that has made him unbeatable in a duel. Hermione's orders? Find the source of his power and destroy it. Based on a dark interpretation of Samson and Delilah; Written for TheMouringMadam's Where Gods Dwell
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,805 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/1/2020 - Published: 1/18/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Words and letters by LightofEvolution reviews
Hermione gets the unique chance to work on the new edition of Hogwarts: A History. This, obviously, involves studying the content of the Hogwarts library - where the DADA Professor Malfoy also spends quite a lot of time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,345 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 11/4/2019 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Within These Walls by In Dreams reviews
As the ravages of war threaten to drag them apart, Hermione and Draco face the odds to find comfort with one another, with the hopes that they might one day create a different sort of future together. War AU. Written for the Dramione Fanfiction Forum's Sounds Like Dramione lyric competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/26/2019 - Published: 9/22/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Rumor Has It by MrsRen reviews
It starts as a rumor, and begins the unraveling of Draco Malfoy's sanity. It takes seven words, and suddenly, he can't get Granger out of his head no matter how hard he tries.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 110 - Published: 9/22/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N. - Complete
Blame by LightofEvolution reviews
Hermione Granger blamed him. Him alone. A Harmony drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/17/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Every Day, a Little Death by lovesbitca8 reviews
It has become common knowledge that Hermione Granger cannot have an orgasm. Many have tried, none have succeeded. Can Draco Malfoy offer his assistance? / 8th Year AU - Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,214 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 1/25/2019 - Published: 7/4/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 293,076 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Amorous by MrsRen reviews
Hermione had a past with Draco Malfoy, one that included a party in university, and a certain section of a wall. Keeping their friendship strictly platonic while working as a stripper in his club, Hermione swore there was nothing between them anymore. They had put it behind them, she thought. Apparently she was the only one who believed that. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,087 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 11/30/2018 - Published: 10/5/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Dust by In Dreams reviews
Hermione has come to the town of Kingswood for a change of scenery, and hopefully, some easy money. But a notorious outlaw runs the crime scene in town, and he isn't interested in sharing. A Dramione Wild West AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,576 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/26/2018 - Published: 7/8/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
The One Thing Hermione Didn't Learn From A Book by andromedellla reviews
If Hermione were asked what she sexually identified as, her immediate response would be "Bibliophile." Sex had never appealed to her. It was messy and counterproductive. She'd always found much more interest in reading about it. But when she and Draco Malfoy are trapped in the library with no way out, will she be swayed to give it a second chance? one-shot. smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 116 - Published: 7/20/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Femme Fatale by RavenSwan24 reviews
"I love my husband very much, Detective Malfoy," she says as she leans into me, her warm breath caressing my ear. "I would do anything for him." A Muggle film noir spin on a Dramione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Impossibility of Calculating What Comes Next by MamaGorgon reviews
Hermione and Draco accidentally become study partners, but they have trouble staying just that. Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,497 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/22/2018 - Published: 4/29/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Once More with Feeling by Kyonomiko reviews
Sometimes taking a second look can give you a new perspective on someone. Hermione has difficulty analyzing people once she has made up her mind, especially in regards to herself. Circumstances what they are, she might not have a choice but to try again. Dramione EWE. Granger Enchanted Awards 2018 Winner
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,770 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 10/22/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
the trouble with local newspapers and oral sex by ClaireLilyP reviews
Cunnilingus by an expert: extremely attractive man in his late 20s, single, expert in the subject, offers his services FREELY to CLEAN ladies who value PERSONAL HYGIENE. Please call or text the following number and ask to talk to BIG D about his mouth, and we can make arrangements.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,837 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/30/2018 - Published: 12/12/2017 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] - Complete
Being silly by LightofEvolution reviews
Even Hermione Granger is allowed to be silly sometimes. And when she happens to run into Draco Malfoy in this state, things might get interesting. Dramione, EWE, 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,845 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 1/5/2018 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ancilla by LeanaM reviews
Roman (non-magical) AU. When Draco Malfidus became the new Proconsul of Gallia Narbonensis, he thought he'd finally have a quiet year. He didn't think his wife would die, that he'd have to buy a new slave to take care of his son, and that this slave would bring such trouble to his home. Hermione lost all her family to the Romans and is out for revenge. (I blame Ariel Riddle.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,548 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 10/29/2017 - Published: 6/8/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
All or Nothing by bentnotbroken1 reviews
Five times Draco and Hermione use the L word sarcastically in regards to each other, and one time they actually mean it. (Dramione Duets 2017- oneshot gift to RZZMG)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 101 - Published: 9/27/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Do it with some style? by LightofEvolution reviews
"What's your father's favourite dessert?" Draco blinked for a second, but immediately quipped, "You dipped in chocolate, apparently, should I guess after today. What kind of question is that?" Maybe it was a way of wishful thinking she wasn't ready to acknowledge yet, but there was definitely a jealous undertone in his words. Dramione, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,295 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 2/21/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Portrait by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
Hermione had never been impulsive so she didn't know what had possessed her to buy the portrait that looked just like Draco Malfoy. Nevermind the fact that the very same man from the portrait started starring in her dreams every night or that she started to feel something for the man she encountered. Is it all her imagination or is there something much more sinister going on? EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,841 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 1/14/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Say Something by MrsInfinity reviews
Secrets and Relationships never make for good bedfellows. As Hermione will soon learn after entering into a complicated relationship with her Auror partner Draco Malfoy. What could go wrong?(Written for the Strictly Dramione Spring Fest)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/22/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Pansy P., Ron W.] - Complete
Hot for Teacher by MotherofBulls reviews
Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,368 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 771 - Published: 5/14/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
The Rage of the Dragon by InLoveWithDraco13 reviews
"No?" he seethed with rage, his body beginning to tremble. "No! I mean, this can't be. Draco, I'm not," Hermione was at a loss for words as she took in his massive form towering over her in pain and anger. "You are," he hissed, turning away from her and taking deep breaths. "You are," he demanded again, flinging his arms out to her. "This is who I am!"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,046 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 92 - Published: 5/10/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Honest Mistake by mctwist reviews
Amortentia: The most powerful love potion in the world. And, as Draco Malfoy soon finds out, also the most dangerous; the kind that keeps you coming back for more, even after you think it's all over. D/Hr smut, slight dub-con, basically PWP. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,993 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unrelenting Sanity by LightofEvolution reviews
In a dystopian world, Hermione is barely alive inside. Is an unhealthy encounter with Draco Malfoy going to change that? A birthday gift for MrBenzedrine. Trigger warning, M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,117 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/17/2017 - Published: 4/1/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Closest When We're Very Far Away by GaeilgeRua reviews
Seven years after Hermione rode the dragon out of Gringotts with Harry and Ron, the Ministry has approved her petition to send someone to find it. That someone is Charlie Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,610 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 94 - Published: 3/3/2017 - [Charlie W., Draco M., Hermione G.] Bill W. - Complete
Mermaid by Noppoh reviews
ONE-SHOT Draco thinks he's dreaming as he encounters a woman on some rocks in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea. He quickly becomes enchanted. Rated M for adult content. Eventual SMUT. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,336 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/22/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Lucius Malfoy and the cursed virgin by Fragilereality reviews
After Lucius Malfoy heroically rescued Hermione Granger from a Death Eater attack in the British Library he (not so heroically) took her back to his own library and showed her a lot more than his etchings. PW(very little)P. Three shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 2/17/2017 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Bloody Valentine by MrBenzedrine reviews
Post-War. Draco Malfoy gets wind that Hermione is planning a Saint Valentine's Day Massacre - and he thinks it has something to do with the house elves. How can he get her to stop, without having her arrested and thoroughly ruining his chances with her? Misunderstandings and chaos abounds. A comedy of errors. COLLAB with LightofEvolution! ONE SHOT. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/14/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Happily Divorced by writerspassion18 reviews
A hug here. A kiss on the forehead there. Nothing bad could come out of being on good terms with your ex, right? (with angst and fluff strung in between :) (Winner of the Cotton Candy Award for Best Fluff in the Enchanted Awards Summer 2017)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,558 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 10/19/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Feathers and Fornications by TattoosAndHighHeeledShoes reviews
Jack might not be one to blush at the sight of "a bit of bare flesh" but Phryne's fan dance just might be the undoing of his cool demeanor. ONE SHOT
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/5/2017 - Phryne F., Jack R. - Complete
In Secret by sugar-quill-93 reviews
[AN: Thank you all for the lovely reviews! I'm running out of places for our OTP to fuck, so if you have any requests please let me know!] Hermione and Draco keep finding themselves in secret corners of Hogwarts castle. Good ol' Dramione Smut. Started out as a one-shot, but I'm adding more chapters. Please leave a review and a request!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To Be Himself by RavieSnake reviews
Christmas is a time for family. But Hermione's family is truly horrible. They never approve of her dates and she's decided to try and beat them at their own game. How? By inviting Draco Malfoy to join their holiday with free reign to 'be himself.' But Hermione quickly realizes she doesn't really know Draco at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,880 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 12/20/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
A Past Erased by Ariel Riddle reviews
"His face contorted with a mixture of rage, indecision, and determination. Hermione did not care, she ran all the way up to him before flinging herself in his arms, wrapping her arms and legs tightly around him—she would never let go." A Hermione get's obliviated, Draco defects story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,231 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Calls Me Home by Kotodashi Kyoshi reviews
After Hermione saves his life during the Final Battle, Fred wakes up from a coma wanting nothing more than to thank her and tell her he returns her feelings. She's gone to Australia to find her parents but shouldn't she be home by now? Why has no one gone to get her? When she finally does return why is it Draco that brings her home? Rated M for later chapters DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 114,328 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 12/15/2016 - Published: 4/7/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dreams of Requirement by Kyonomiko reviews
The Room of Requirement has a remarkable ability to give you what you need, even if you're unsure how to ask. Draco needs to hold himself together. Dreams seem to be all he has. 6th year A/U Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,073 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 11/5/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
No Greater Love by Colubrina reviews
Voldemort has won, or mostly, and Death Eaters don't have a retirement plan so Draco Malfoy is stuck serving a master he hates. He and Blaise Zabini just try to keep their heads down and not attract attention. They aren't heroes. Then Hermione Granger gets Snatched and they make the fateful, stupid decision to save her. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,082 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 9/20/2016 - [Draco M., Blaise Z., Hermione G.] - Complete
Crimson with a Silver Lining by Lady Cailan reviews
It is six years since the fall of the Ministry to Voldemort. Those other than purebloods are deemed less than human. When Ginny's daughter ends up in grave danger, Hermione sells herself to the Death Eaters to save her life. Draco/Hermione. Not fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 412,142 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Trusting Malfoy by HufflepuffMommy reviews
Hermione's memories are gone. Fearing everyone, including Harry and Ron, Hermione finds herself drawn to Draco Malfoy, trusting him to keep her safe and help her recover her memories. Draco teams up with Harry and Ron in finding the culprit behind everything. Times have definitely changed! Draco/Hermione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,622 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Carnal Knowledge by Jacqueline Noir reviews
It wasn't something they taught at Hogwarts. And later, when the war came, there was no time for intimacy. Hermione, for one, never understood how it could affect her relationship with Ron. Or why people were so desperate about it. But then Draco Malfoy comes to town. And she learns that pleasure can be a very dangerous game.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,090 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W.
Enemies With Benefits by Drusilla Maxima reviews
Hermione Granger thought it would be a one night stand. Then a two night stand. But try as she might, she could not break off her addiction to Draco Malfoy. Nor could he. But how long could they hide their illicit affair? (explicit adult content, almost PWP in places)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,625 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Living the Dream by Ally147 reviews
Draco isn't sure what sort person would grow up dreaming of becoming a high-class escort, but for a young man with Veela blood who has to find his one Mate in a population of billions before he reaches the ripe old age of thirty? What other career choice is there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,567 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 230 - Published: 4/16/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z. - Complete
69 Down by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Auror Malfoy is on a stakeout with Auror Granger, and they are bored to tears. What to do, what to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Can't Argue With Those Heartlines by Tygermine reviews
Hermione and Draco have a run in five years after getting divorced. Pools, Champagne and Miscommunication. Written for Dramione Duet 2012
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Call It What You Want by Tygermine reviews
Every has issues. Its how we deal with them that counts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Adapting Austen by scarlettcat reviews
With Lucius in Azkaban and the Malfoy assets frozen, Narcissa decides to make ends meet by capitalizing on a certain Muggle book craze that is sweeping the post-war wizarding world. As fate would have it, this particular book just so happens to be Hermione Granger's biggest obsession. Welcome to Austen Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,429 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 9/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Consequences of Common Civility by Delancey654 reviews
Hogwarts, Sixth Year. Hermione Granger is assigned to tutor Draco Malfoy in Arithmancy. When the two enemies manage to find common ground, could the consequences be far-reaching enough to alter the outcome of the Second Wizarding War? Prequel to The Ginger Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,862 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Two Can Play by Craft Rose reviews
Malfoy sets off on a quest to seduce the Gryffindor know-it-all herself, Hermione Granger, at the request of an unlikely classmate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Bad Birthday by scarlettcat reviews
Hermione knew her 30th birthday was going to be bad. She just didn't know how bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,739 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 9/9/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Peaches by Craft Rose reviews
Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution. Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it. (REVISED COPY found in Ch.2)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,471 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Impeccable Bloody Timing by Ally147 reviews
Blaise braced his hands on the sill of the window to haul himself back to his feet, and immediately froze at the scene playing out through the window. "Oh, for f*ck's sake, Draco!". D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2015 Do Me Veela Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 229 - Published: 3/27/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Viktor K. - Complete
It's Paris, Darling by xxLucindaxx reviews
Paris, a smokey jazz club, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, and a whole lot of sexual attraction. Sounds crazy? Of course not, because it's Paris, Darling. Rated M for adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Split by OogieBoogie reviews
Hermione Granger by day, Something Else by night - IF she forgets to take her meds (or in this case, fail to work). She works at Gringotts by day and becomes some sort of vigilante at night - stealing from the wealthy and giving it to the poor. That's until her alter ego steals from Draco Malfoy, meets him, and decides she likes him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,376 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Vibrations by Craft Rose reviews
After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Murderous Mansion by OogieBoogie reviews
"You don't understand, Malfoy. I'm not making this up. My house is trying to kill me," Hermione walked towards him and looked at him dead in the eye. "Granger, if I were your house, I too would try to kill you." Hermione's house has gone bonkers, trying to kill her every chance it gets. She enlists the help of famous Curse Breaker, Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,326 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Roomie by HellPell reviews
Hating someone grows difficult when you see them everyday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Stark Raving Mad by SableUnstable reviews
Take one Christmas party, a cocky, overzealous Gryffindor, a bushy-haired bookworm and an arrogant, possessive, platinum blond Slytherin, who may or may not be a jealous git. Now, mix them all together and what do you get? One hell of a headache! Dramione one-shot, rated M for language and adult content. SEQUEL POSTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 304 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Cormac M. - Complete
The Unexpected Perks of Knotting a Tie by xfphile reviews
He really, *really* needed to start thinking things through before he opened his mouth.
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [Jack R., Phryne F.] - Complete
His Uniform by NotActive7 reviews
Hermione shows Draco just how much she likes his Quidditch uniform. DM/HG. Smut, (PWP). One-shot. Re-upload.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
My Lonely Valentine by Drusilla Maxima reviews
The Valentine's Ball is only days away, and Hermione is dateless. Malfoy, the bane of her existence, thinks it's a hilarious joke to repeatedly, publicly ask her to go with him... but is it truly a joke?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 10,686 - Follows: 3,277 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rosa Afferando by kirraleadatsme reviews
Hermione finds herself in a sticky situation. Good thing Malfoy is there to help her out. PWP, lemon, smut and just SEX IN GENERAL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 3348 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Reunions by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger's 10th Hogwart's Reunion turns into the hottest night of her life as Draco Malfoy challenges her to a drinking game! FIC CHALLENGE. One-shot. Romance/Humor/Hot Shagging: Dramione/Draco x Hermione & Soft Slash-Blaise x Theo. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 261 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Seven Times by kerriclifford240879 reviews
Seven times can mean a lifetime of change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Malfoy Manual by white-angelxhunter reviews
Hermione thinks she has the perfect plan to divert Harry’s attention from Cho: go out with his arch-enemy, Draco Malfoy. Things take a turn in the wrong direction, though, when she finds herself developing unwanted feelings for a certain blonde Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,264 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unlikely Pair by AnneM.Oliver reviews
They were an unlikely pair. He knew it, so did she. Everyone did. It didn't matter,they were merely friends, hardly even that. There was certainly no affection, no romance. Just friendship. Neither wanted more. Honestly. Well, maybe. Nominated fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 86,464 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Physically Impossible by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 3,286 - Follows: 559 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Memory Lapses by floorcoaster reviews
Or, Why a Wizard Should Keep a Pensieve Handy. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Cyrano de Malfoy reviews
Theo Nott is in love with Hermione Granger. Hermione is fond of the written word, and Theo wants to woo her the old-fashioned way with written endearments and billets-doux. Problem is, Theo can't write for toffee. His best mate Draco, however, can. Draco loves Hermione, too, but that's a secret. Draco reluctantly helps his friend out with comical consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/28/2024 - Published: 10/27/2024 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Theodore N.
While She Was Sleeping reviews
Night after night, Head Girl Hermione has been sleepwalking into Head Boy Draco's bedroom. And it's doing his head in! Why is she doing this? How can he stop her? Does he actually want to stop her? Head Boy/Girl trope, sexy romantic comedy. Alt universe (no Voldemort).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/19/2024 - Published: 12/31/2023 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Still Crazy After All These Years reviews
Once lovers in their youth, Draco and Hermione meet by chance twenty-five years later and reminisce. One-shot; sex scenes (which rather gives the plot away, but never mind); infertility.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/9/2024 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Pathways reviews
The Death Eaters have captured a prize - the brightest mind of the Golden Trio. Voldemort orders Draco to execute Hermione, but what he does instead surprises everyone, sending them both down different pathways until they meet again. Alt-universe. Dramione. HEA. M for violence, offensive language and sex scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,327 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/3/2023 - Published: 10/16/2020 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mysterious Things that go Bump in the Night reviews
Hermione Granger's waking up in the mornings dead tired with small unexplained marks and bruises scattered here and there on her body. Sometimes she can't remember what she did the previous night. Never mind. She's got NEWTs to sit and her future to prepare for. She's a confident young woman by day. But what is happening to her at night? Smut, Dramione romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/1/2022 - Published: 3/28/2022 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Good Vibes reviews
Hermione transfigured her wand into a vibrator, but she can't transfigure it back without the help of another wand. It would be beyond humiliating to ask anyone for help. What is she going to do? She'd been without her wand all day now, and a certain Slytherin someone is a bit too observant for his own good... Just a smutty story, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/4/2022 - Published: 1/23/2022 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Between Floors Six and Seven reviews
Ministry of Magic employees Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are always at each other's throats. Not a civil word is exchanged between them all week. Thank Merlin it's Friday evening! One short trip down in the lift (elevator) and they'll be free of each other for the weekend... or will they? Dramione, AU, M-rated for profanity and sex scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,269 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 8/1/2021 - Published: 10/29/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Cross My Heart reviews
Hardworking Hermione is always at everyone's beck and call, with no time for herself. She sees a Healer for heart trouble and is shocked to find she only has a year to live. Well, she's going to spend that year having fun - with the help of certified playboy Draco Malfoy... (No deaths in the story.) Cover art by Sleepygrimm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,488 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 5/30/2020 - Published: 8/16/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Treacherous Affairs Part Two reviews
Draco, Hermione, their friends and enemies return in the sequel to 'Treacherous Affairs.' Draco and Hermione start their new careers. Will their love withstand new challenges? Will Pansy and Ron seek revenge? Dramione, other pairings, rated M for profanity and sex scenes. Cover Art by the magnificent Sleepygrimm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 169,374 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 8/3/2019 - Published: 7/31/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z. - Complete
Malfoy's Christmas Carol reviews
A Dramione Christmas Carol: legendary rich and foul-tempered Draco Malfoy gets richer and fouler every year. Especially around Christmas. Why is he so foul? And rich? Why doesn't he care that everyone fears and loathes him? It's up to three magical Christmas spirits to sort it out. Written for Strictly Dramione's Yuletide Magic 2018 Fest. M for bad language and sex scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,723 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 12/21/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Ron W., Lavender B.] - Complete
Behind Closed Vaults reviews
Hermione and Draco are interning at Gringotts Wizarding Bank over the school holidays before their Seventh Year begins at Hogwarts. Hermione is thrilled; Draco rather less so. Hermione's had a crush on curse-breaker Bill Weasley for years; now's her chance! Will Draco tolerate this? What could happen behind closed vaults?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,422 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Complete
Original Sin reviews
Father Draco Malfoy has joined the congregation of St Dumbledore in Gryffindor Ridge, under the mentorship of Father Severus Snape. On Malfoy's first Saturday afternoon, Snape orders him to take confession and disappears. Confused, Fr Malfoy wonders why, until a mysterious parishioner enters the confessional to confess... Warning: rape scene
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,512 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/14/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Severus S. - Complete
Say My Name reviews
During the Final Battle, Hermione disappears. Or so everyone thinks. She's been hit by a curse that's turned her mute and changed her appearance. All alone in a world where she used to be known and loved, how will she break the curse? How will she even survive? And will the man, who's been in love with her all this time, lose hope?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/18/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Those Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate Blues reviews
This story was submitted for the Strictly Dramione Secret Santa Fic Exchange 2017. Poor, pregnant Hermione is on bedrest and has a craving for the perfect salted caramel hot chocolate. Sadly, every one that Draco has brought so far has been wrong for some reason or another, but he's determined to get this right for her. Rated M for coarse language. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/27/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Pansy P., Ron W.]
Wedding Night Advice for Constable Collins reviews
Hugh and Dot's wedding day approaches, but Hugh's worried about what should happen on the wedding night. He needs advice - and he's decided Detective Inspector Robinson is just the man for the job. M rating for smut. It's rather smutty. Did I mention it was smutty?
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 11/15/2017 - [Jack R., Phryne F.] Hugh C.
Stopover Part Two reviews
Draco and Hermione reunite when his plane lands in her city again. Continues on from 'Stopover.' Lots and lots and lots of smut, non-magic AU, Dramione. Lemons! Get your lemons here!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,342 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 7/31/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Astoria G. - Complete
Shack or Shriek! reviews
Every Hallowe'en for six years, the Shrieking Shack has brought Hermione and Draco together in a truce that lasts for one evening. What will happen this year, the seventh and last? No Voldemort. M for sex scenes and profanity. Tied for first runner-up in A Very Dramione Halloween Drabble/One-Shot Writing Contest 2017.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/15/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Stopover reviews
Airline pilot Captain Malfoy bumps into lawyer Hermione Granger in a hotel. They don't leave. Dramione, PWP, smut, NON-MAGIC. So many lemons I can't possibly count them all!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 7/17/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Treacherous Affairs reviews
Draco Malfoy, Hogwarts Male Slut of the Year three years running, can have anyone he wants. So why does he want Hermione Granger, the most unattainable virgin in school? Because the highest fruits in the tree taste the sweetest, that's why. Dramione and other pairings. Rated M for profanity and sex scenes. 2019 updated version. Treacherous Affairs Part 2 out now!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,325 - Reviews: 1546 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 4/28/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Bet It reviews
It started out as an ordinary night in the pub. Then Harry had to go and make a bet... Post-Hogwarts, Dramione, bad language, no Voldemort, some sex, no bitter rivalries or arch-enemies. Rewritten May 2024. Image by Taras Dubov 123RF
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 4/20/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Yes, Mr Malfoy reviews
Hermione has loved man-about-town Blaise Zabini for years, but he's never given her a second glance. When Blaise chooses yet another society filly to romance instead of her, well! It calls for some action. Blaise's colleague Draco lends a hand. In his own way. Adapted from the movie 'Sabrina Fair.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,373 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 2/23/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z. - Complete
Show and Tell reviews
Draco and Hermione want their friends to know about their relationship. Trouble is, some may not take it very well and may end up being scarred for life - emotionally or physically, take your pick. So our lovers put their heads together and work out a plan... or three. Final part of the series starting with 'Malfoy's Problem.' Won 2018's Hermione's Haven award for Best Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,709 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 11/28/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Malfoy's Problem reviews
Malfoy is acting in a very un-Malfoy-like manner, and people are noticing. Could it have something to do with Granger? Part One of the Show and Tell series. M for sex scenes and swearwords. Winner of 2018's Hermione's Haven Award for Best Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/20/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Swear Jar reviews
Since Hermione and Draco became lovers, their swearing (particularly in the throes of passion) has reached epic proportions. So Hermione decides to introduce a swear jar. Part three of the Show and Tell Series. Winner of 2018's Hermione's Haven Award for Best Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/18/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Up Against a Cold Castle Wall reviews
Hermione feels safe against the wall. Scary things are happening in the centre of the Heads' Common Room. Winner of 2018's Hermione's Haven Award for Best Series. Part 2 of the Show and Tell series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,323 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 11/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete