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Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, and Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries.

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Office Politics by heartRoo reviews
After Draco meets a mystery girl at a Ministry Masquerade Ball, he enlists his friend and co-worker Hermione Granger to help him find her, missing perhaps what has been right in front of him all along. (Dramione, office co-workers, friendship, EWE, one-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,313 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/16/2020 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Classroom 204 by mimifreed reviews
(Dramione ONESHOT) Hermione and Draco find themselves locked together in a dusty old classroom while a strange virus sweeps through the Wizarding community. They must learn to make the most out of their time and surroundings, and maybe address a few elephants in the room while they're at it. (8th year)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,722 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/5/2020 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Words and letters by LightofEvolution reviews
Hermione gets the unique chance to work on the new edition of Hogwarts: A History. This, obviously, involves studying the content of the Hogwarts library - where the DADA Professor Malfoy also spends quite a lot of time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,345 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 11/4/2019 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blame by LightofEvolution reviews
Hermione Granger blamed him. Him alone. A Harmony drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/17/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 293,076 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Impossibility of Calculating What Comes Next by MamaRaya reviews
Hermione and Draco accidentally become study partners, but they have trouble staying just that. Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,497 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/22/2018 - Published: 4/29/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Once More with Feeling by Kyonomiko reviews
Sometimes taking a second look can give you a new perspective on someone. Hermione has difficulty analyzing people once she has made up her mind, especially in regards to herself. Circumstances what they are, she might not have a choice but to try again. Dramione EWE. Granger Enchanted Awards 2018 Winner
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,770 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 10/22/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
Girls Night Out by coyg81 reviews
Hermione's moping and Ginny's fed up with it but, what will happen on their Girls Night Out? *DRAMIONAISE* NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,854 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 11/23/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
the trouble with local newspapers and oral sex by ClaireLilyP reviews
Cunnilingus by an expert: extremely attractive man in his late 20s, single, expert in the subject, offers his services FREELY to CLEAN ladies who value PERSONAL HYGIENE. Please call or text the following number and ask to talk to BIG D about his mouth, and we can make arrangements.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,837 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/30/2018 - Published: 12/12/2017 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] - Complete
Being silly by LightofEvolution reviews
Even Hermione Granger is allowed to be silly sometimes. And when she happens to run into Draco Malfoy in this state, things might get interesting. Dramione, EWE, 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,845 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/5/2018 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ancilla by LeanaM reviews
Roman (non-magical) AU. When Draco Malfidus became the new Proconsul of Gallia Narbonensis, he thought he'd finally have a quiet year. He didn't think his wife would die, that he'd have to buy a new slave to take care of his son, and that this slave would bring such trouble to his home. Hermione lost all her family to the Romans and is out for revenge. (I blame Ariel Riddle.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,548 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 10/29/2017 - Published: 6/8/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
All or Nothing by bentnotbroken1 reviews
Five times Draco and Hermione use the L word sarcastically in regards to each other, and one time they actually mean it. (Dramione Duets 2017- oneshot gift to RZZMG)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/27/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Company of a Stranger by Phinoa reviews
"I'm not predictable." – "Yes, you are." When Hermione sets off to visit the biggest wizarding library in Europe all on her own, she doesn't expect to run into Draco. / / Light holiday read. EWE. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,422 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 8/7/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Testing Limits by geoblock reviews
Hermione is late to work, and Draco comes up with a creative punishment. One-shot. More detailed summary within!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/13/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Do it with some style? by LightofEvolution reviews
"What's your father's favourite dessert?" Draco blinked for a second, but immediately quipped, "You dipped in chocolate, apparently, should I guess after today. What kind of question is that?" Maybe it was a way of wishful thinking she wasn't ready to acknowledge yet, but there was definitely a jealous undertone in his words. Dramione, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,295 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 2/21/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Portrait by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
Hermione had never been impulsive so she didn't know what had possessed her to buy the portrait that looked just like Draco Malfoy. Nevermind the fact that the very same man from the portrait started starring in her dreams every night or that she started to feel something for the man she encountered. Is it all her imagination or is there something much more sinister going on? EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,841 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 1/14/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Say Something by MrsInfinity reviews
Secrets and Relationships never make for good bedfellows. As Hermione will soon learn after entering into a complicated relationship with her Auror partner Draco Malfoy. What could go wrong?(Written for the Strictly Dramione Spring Fest)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/22/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Pansy P., Ron W.] - Complete
Hot for Teacher by MotherofBulls reviews
Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,368 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 642 - Published: 5/14/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
The Rage of the Dragon by InLoveWithDraco13 reviews
"No?" he seethed with rage, his body beginning to tremble. "No! I mean, this can't be. Draco, I'm not," Hermione was at a loss for words as she took in his massive form towering over her in pain and anger. "You are," he hissed, turning away from her and taking deep breaths. "You are," he demanded again, flinging his arms out to her. "This is who I am!"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,046 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 83 - Published: 5/10/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Honest Mistake by mctwist reviews
Amortentia: The most powerful love potion in the world. And, as Draco Malfoy soon finds out, also the most dangerous; the kind that keeps you coming back for more, even after you think it's all over. D/Hr smut, slight dub-con, basically PWP. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,993 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unrelenting Sanity by LightofEvolution reviews
In a dystopian world, Hermione is barely alive inside. Is an unhealthy encounter with Draco Malfoy going to change that? A birthday gift for MrBenzedrine. Trigger warning, M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,117 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/17/2017 - Published: 4/1/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Joy in Small Places by moor reviews
AU-ish. The Order were beside themselves at being unable to locate him, since his 'defection' to the Dark Lord at Dumbledore's passing at the end of the previous school year. But Dumbledore's orders had been clear: maintain his cover at all costs. The Order would need to find a way to reach him, if they required him. But by the gods, he prayed this wasn't it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,412 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Closest When We're Very Far Away by GaeilgeRua reviews
Seven years after Hermione rode the dragon out of Gringotts with Harry and Ron, the Ministry has approved her petition to send someone to find it. That someone is Charlie Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,610 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/3/2017 - [Charlie W., Draco M., Hermione G.] Bill W. - Complete
Mermaid by Noppoh reviews
ONE-SHOT Draco thinks he's dreaming as he encounters a woman on some rocks in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea. He quickly becomes enchanted. Rated M for adult content. Eventual SMUT. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,336 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/22/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Lucius Malfoy and the cursed virgin by Fragilereality reviews
After Lucius Malfoy heroically rescued Hermione Granger from a Death Eater attack in the British Library he (not so heroically) took her back to his own library and showed her a lot more than his etchings. PW(very little)P. Three shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 2/17/2017 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Bloody Valentine by MrBenzedrine reviews
Post-War. Draco Malfoy gets wind that Hermione is planning a Saint Valentine's Day Massacre - and he thinks it has something to do with the house elves. How can he get her to stop, without having her arrested and thoroughly ruining his chances with her? Misunderstandings and chaos abounds. A comedy of errors. COLLAB with LightofEvolution! ONE SHOT. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/14/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Happily Divorced by writerspassion18 reviews
A hug here. A kiss on the forehead there. Nothing bad could come out of being on good terms with your ex, right? (with angst and fluff strung in between :) (Winner of the Cotton Candy Award for Best Fluff in the Enchanted Awards Summer 2017)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,558 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 10/19/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Matched by longdistance reviews
The wizarding community has not quite bounced back in terms of numbers since the end of the war. Desperate times call for desperate measures and a Marriage Law is enacted by the Ministry. Hermione isn't even dating anyone, let alone ready to be someone's wife. Draco has a secret that he'd rather not share. Odd couples are made and they have a year to figure it all out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,843 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 4,592 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 12/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Feathers and Fornications by TattoosAndHighHeeledShoes reviews
Jack might not be one to blush at the sight of "a bit of bare flesh" but Phryne's fan dance just might be the undoing of his cool demeanor. ONE SHOT
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/5/2017 - Phryne F., Jack R. - Complete
In Secret by sugar-quill-93 reviews
[AN: Thank you all for the lovely reviews! I'm running out of places for our OTP to fuck, so if you have any requests please let me know!] Hermione and Draco keep finding themselves in secret corners of Hogwarts castle. Good ol' Dramione Smut. Started out as a one-shot, but I'm adding more chapters. Please leave a review and a request!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To Be Himself by RavieSnake reviews
Christmas is a time for family. But Hermione's family is truly horrible. They never approve of her dates and she's decided to try and beat them at their own game. How? By inviting Draco Malfoy to join their holiday with free reign to 'be himself.' But Hermione quickly realizes she doesn't really know Draco at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,880 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 12/20/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
A Past Erased by Ariel Riddle reviews
"His face contorted with a mixture of rage, indecision, and determination. Hermione did not care, she ran all the way up to him before flinging herself in his arms, wrapping her arms and legs tightly around him—she would never let go." A Hermione get's obliviated, Draco defects story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,231 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Calls Me Home by Kotodashi Kyoshi reviews
After Hermione saves his life during the Final Battle, Fred wakes up from a coma wanting nothing more than to thank her and tell her he returns her feelings. She's gone to Australia to find her parents but shouldn't she be home by now? Why has no one gone to get her? When she finally does return why is it Draco that brings her home? Rated M for later chapters DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 114,328 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 12/15/2016 - Published: 4/7/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dreams of Requirement by Kyonomiko reviews
The Room of Requirement has a remarkable ability to give you what you need, even if you're unsure how to ask. Draco needs to hold himself together. Dreams seem to be all he has. 6th year A/U Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,073 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 11/5/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
No Greater Love by Colubrina reviews
Voldemort has won, or mostly, and Death Eaters don't have a retirement plan so Draco Malfoy is stuck serving a master he hates. He and Blaise Zabini just try to keep their heads down and not attract attention. They aren't heroes. Then Hermione Granger gets Snatched and they make the fateful, stupid decision to save her. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,082 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 9/20/2016 - [Draco M., Blaise Z., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Lion and The Snake - a Wilted Rose and Muddy Blood rewrite by Raptor.Elephant reviews
Hermione Granger makes a bet with Lavender Brown that she can win over the heart of Slytherin Prince, Draco Malfoy, in one month. But can a bet really alter the feelings of hatred that have existed between two mortal enemies for so long? Rewrite of my 2009 fanfiction, Wilted Rose and Muddy Blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,306 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 10/21/2016 - Complete
I hope, I love, I live by LightofEvolution reviews
She had been caught. And brought to Malfoy Manor. The seventh circle of hell. But-maybe-not all hope was lost.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,965 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 10/13/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Crimson with a Silver Lining by Lady Cailan reviews
It is six years since the fall of the Ministry to Voldemort. Those other than purebloods are deemed less than human. When Ginny's daughter ends up in grave danger, Hermione sells herself to the Death Eaters to save her life. Draco/Hermione. Not fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 412,142 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Trusting Malfoy by HufflepuffMommy reviews
Hermione's memories are gone. Fearing everyone, including Harry and Ron, Hermione finds herself drawn to Draco Malfoy, trusting him to keep her safe and help her recover her memories. Draco teams up with Harry and Ron in finding the culprit behind everything. Times have definitely changed! Draco/Hermione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,622 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
True Face by Ariel Riddle reviews
AU Voldemort wins. When things take a horrifying turn for the worse at the final battle, Hermione must go under cover as a Muggle in order to survive. Ten years later, she cannot escape notice forever, especially when Praetor Malfoy has troubles of his own that prompt him to seek out the mysterious Muggle Healer, Piper Daniels. Written for Dramione Duets Exchange. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,650 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 9/14/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Carnal Knowledge by Jacqueline Noir reviews
It wasn't something they taught at Hogwarts. And later, when the war came, there was no time for intimacy. Hermione, for one, never understood how it could affect her relationship with Ron. Or why people were so desperate about it. But then Draco Malfoy comes to town. And she learns that pleasure can be a very dangerous game.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,090 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W.
Polyjuice Mishap by Ariel Riddle reviews
There's no one Draco hates more than Hermione, and Hermione can't hate Draco more. Yet the two are constantly forced to work together being Sixth Year prefects and tasked with organizing the Sweetheart Dance. Will their fragile truce last the evening? Especially when Draco makes a terrible mistake and can no longer keep his secret from Hermione? Art by Britt52900.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,159 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 104 - Published: 6/9/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Enemies With Benefits by Drusilla Maxima reviews
Hermione Granger thought it would be a one night stand. Then a two night stand. But try as she might, she could not break off her addiction to Draco Malfoy. Nor could he. But how long could they hide their illicit affair? (explicit adult content, almost PWP in places)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,625 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Living the Dream by Ally147 reviews
Draco isn't sure what sort person would grow up dreaming of becoming a high-class escort, but for a young man with Veela blood who has to find his one Mate in a population of billions before he reaches the ripe old age of thirty? What other career choice is there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,567 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 216 - Published: 4/16/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z. - Complete
69 Down by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Auror Malfoy is on a stakeout with Auror Granger, and they are bored to tears. What to do, what to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Can't Argue With Those Heartlines by Tygermine reviews
Hermione and Draco have a run in five years after getting divorced. Pools, Champagne and Miscommunication. Written for Dramione Duet 2012
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Call It What You Want by Tygermine reviews
Every has issues. Its how we deal with them that counts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Adapting Austen by scarlettcat reviews
With Lucius in Azkaban and the Malfoy assets frozen, Narcissa decides to make ends meet by capitalizing on a certain Muggle book craze that is sweeping the post-war wizarding world. As fate would have it, this particular book just so happens to be Hermione Granger's biggest obsession. Welcome to Austen Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,429 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 9/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Consequences of Common Civility by Delancey654 reviews
Hogwarts, Sixth Year. Hermione Granger is assigned to tutor Draco Malfoy in Arithmancy. When the two enemies manage to find common ground, could the consequences be far-reaching enough to alter the outcome of the Second Wizarding War? Prequel to The Ginger Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,862 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Two Can Play by Craft Rose reviews
Malfoy sets off on a quest to seduce the Gryffindor know-it-all herself, Hermione Granger, at the request of an unlikely classmate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
First Thursdays by hogsmeadeshoneyduchess reviews
Draco and Hermione have a standing hang out on the first Thursday of every month. In the midst of all this time together, what will happen when they develop more than friendly feelings for each other? Can they overcome the odds stacked against them? Please take heed of the rating - this story earns its MA. Language and sexual content ahead! Turns out Hermione has a dirty mouth!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,494 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Birthday by scarlettcat reviews
Hermione knew her 30th birthday was going to be bad. She just didn't know how bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,739 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 9/9/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Peaches by Craft Rose reviews
Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution. Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it. (REVISED COPY found in Ch.2)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,471 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Impeccable Bloody Timing by Ally147 reviews
Blaise braced his hands on the sill of the window to haul himself back to his feet, and immediately froze at the scene playing out through the window. "Oh, for f*ck's sake, Draco!". D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2015 Do Me Veela Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 192 - Published: 3/27/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Viktor K. - Complete
It's Paris, Darling by xxLucindaxx reviews
Paris, a smokey jazz club, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, and a whole lot of sexual attraction. Sounds crazy? Of course not, because it's Paris, Darling. Rated M for adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Split by OogieBoogie reviews
Hermione Granger by day, Something Else by night - IF she forgets to take her meds (or in this case, fail to work). She works at Gringotts by day and becomes some sort of vigilante at night - stealing from the wealthy and giving it to the poor. That's until her alter ego steals from Draco Malfoy, meets him, and decides she likes him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,376 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Vibrations by Craft Rose reviews
After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Murderous Mansion by OogieBoogie reviews
"You don't understand, Malfoy. I'm not making this up. My house is trying to kill me," Hermione walked towards him and looked at him dead in the eye. "Granger, if I were your house, I too would try to kill you." Hermione's house has gone bonkers, trying to kill her every chance it gets. She enlists the help of famous Curse Breaker, Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,326 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Roomie by HellPell reviews
Hating someone grows difficult when you see them everyday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Stark Raving Mad by SableUnstable reviews
Take one Christmas party, a cocky, overzealous Gryffindor, a bushy-haired bookworm and an arrogant, possessive, platinum blond Slytherin, who may or may not be a jealous git. Now, mix them all together and what do you get? One hell of a headache! Dramione one-shot, rated M for language and adult content. SEQUEL POSTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 286 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Cormac M. - Complete
The Unexpected Perks of Knotting a Tie by xfphile reviews
He really, *really* needed to start thinking things through before he opened his mouth.
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [Jack R., Phryne F.] - Complete
His Uniform by NotActive7 reviews
Hermione shows Draco just how much she likes his Quidditch uniform. DM/HG. Smut, (PWP). One-shot. Re-upload.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Randy Man's Playbook by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A very unique book finds its way to the hands of Draco Malfoy - A book that, if utilized well, could help him fulfill his fantasies. A collaboration story with fourfeetelvn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,067 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
My Lonely Valentine by Drusilla Maxima reviews
The Valentine's Ball is only days away, and Hermione is dateless. Malfoy, the bane of her existence, thinks it's a hilarious joke to repeatedly, publicly ask her to go with him... but is it truly a joke?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 3085 - Favs: 9,498 - Follows: 2,773 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rosa Afferando by kirraleadatsme reviews
Hermione finds herself in a sticky situation. Good thing Malfoy is there to help her out. PWP, lemon, smut and just SEX IN GENERAL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 3326 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Reunions by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger's 10th Hogwart's Reunion turns into the hottest night of her life as Draco Malfoy challenges her to a drinking game! FIC CHALLENGE. One-shot. Romance/Humor/Hot Shagging: Dramione/Draco x Hermione & Soft Slash-Blaise x Theo. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 246 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Seven Times by kerriclifford240879 reviews
Seven times can mean a lifetime of change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Malfoy Manual by white-angelxhunter reviews
Hermione thinks she has the perfect plan to divert Harry’s attention from Cho: go out with his arch-enemy, Draco Malfoy. Things take a turn in the wrong direction, though, when she finds herself developing unwanted feelings for a certain blonde Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,264 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unlikely Pair by AnneM.Oliver reviews
They were an unlikely pair. He knew it, so did she. Everyone did. It didn't matter,they were merely friends, hardly even that. There was certainly no affection, no romance. Just friendship. Neither wanted more. Honestly. Well, maybe. Nominated fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 86,464 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Physically Impossible by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 3,159 - Follows: 521 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Memory Lapses by floorcoaster reviews
Or, Why a Wizard Should Keep a Pensieve Handy. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Between Floors Six and Seven reviews
Ministry of Magic employees Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are always at each other's throats. Not a civil word is exchanged between them all week. Thank Merlin it's Friday evening! One short trip down in the lift (elevator) and they'll be free of each other for the weekend... or will they? Dramione, AU, M-rated for profanity and sex scenes. UPDATED AND EXTENDED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,652 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 10/29/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Pathways reviews
The Death Eaters have captured a prize - the brightest mind of the Golden Trio. Voldemort orders Draco to execute Hermione, but what he does instead surprises everyone, sending them both down different pathways until they meet again. Alt-universe. Dramione. HEA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/25/2020 - Published: 10/16/2020 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Cedric D., Fred W.
Cross My Heart reviews
Hardworking Hermione is always at everyone's beck and call, with no time for herself. She sees a Healer for heart trouble and is shocked to find she only has a year to live. Well, she's going to spend that year having fun - with the help of certified playboy Draco Malfoy... (No deaths in the story.) Cover art by Sleepygrimm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,488 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 5/30/2020 - Published: 8/16/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Treacherous Affairs Part Two reviews
Draco, Hermione, their friends and enemies return in the sequel to 'Treacherous Affairs.' Draco and Hermione start their new careers. Will their love withstand new challenges? Will Pansy and Ron seek revenge? Dramione, other pairings, rated M for profanity and sex scenes. Cover Art by the magnificent Sleepygrimm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 169,374 - Reviews: 2351 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 8/3/2019 - Published: 7/31/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z. - Complete
Malfoy's Christmas Carol reviews
A Dramione Christmas Carol: legendary rich and foul-tempered Draco Malfoy gets richer and fouler every year. Especially around Christmas. Why is he so foul? And rich? Why doesn't he care that everyone fears and loathes him? It's up to three magical Christmas spirits to sort it out. Written for Strictly Dramione's Yuletide Magic 2018 Fest. M for bad language and sex scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,723 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 12/21/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Ron W., Lavender B.]
Behind Closed Vaults reviews
Hermione and Draco are interning at Gringotts Wizarding Bank over the school holidays before their Seventh Year begins at Hogwarts. Hermione is thrilled; Draco rather less so. Hermione's had a crush on curse-breaker Bill Weasley for years; now's her chance! Will Draco tolerate this? What could happen behind closed vaults?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,422 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Complete
Original Sin reviews
Father Draco Malfoy has joined the congregation of St Dumbledore in Gryffindor Ridge, under the mentorship of Father Severus Snape. On Malfoy's first Saturday afternoon, Snape orders him to take confession and disappears. Confused, Fr Malfoy wonders why, until a mysterious parishioner enters the confessional to confess... Warning: rape scene
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,512 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/14/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Severus S. - Complete
Say My Name reviews
During the Final Battle, Hermione disappears. Or so everyone thinks. She's been hit by a curse that's turned her mute and changed her appearance. All alone in a world where she used to be known and loved, how will she break the curse? How will she even survive? And will the man, who's been in love with her all this time, lose hope?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/18/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Those Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate Blues reviews
This story was submitted for the Strictly Dramione Secret Santa Fic Exchange 2017. Poor, pregnant Hermione is on bedrest and has a craving for the perfect salted caramel hot chocolate. Sadly, every one that Draco has brought so far has been wrong for some reason or another, but he's determined to get this right for her. Rated M for coarse language. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/27/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Pansy P., Ron W.]
Wedding Night Advice for Constable Collins reviews
Hugh and Dot's wedding day approaches, but Hugh's worried about what should happen on the wedding night. He needs advice - and he's decided Detective Inspector Robinson is just the man for the job. M rating for smut. It's rather smutty. Did I mention it was smutty?
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 11/15/2017 - [Jack R., Phryne F.] Hugh C.
Stopover Part Two reviews
Draco and Hermione reunite when his plane lands in her city again. Continues on from 'Stopover.' Lots and lots and lots of smut, non-magic AU, Dramione. Lemons! Get your lemons here!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,342 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 7/31/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Astoria G. - Complete
Shack or Shriek! reviews
Every Hallowe'en for six years, the Shrieking Shack has brought Hermione and Draco together in a truce that lasts for one evening. What will happen this year, the seventh and last? No Voldemort. M for sex scenes and profanity. Tied for first runner-up in A Very Dramione Halloween Drabble/One-Shot Writing Contest 2017.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/15/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Stopover reviews
Airline pilot Captain Malfoy bumps into lawyer Hermione Granger in a hotel. They don't leave. Dramione, PWP, smut, NON-MAGIC. So many lemons I can't possibly count them all!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 7/17/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Treacherous Affairs reviews
Draco Malfoy, Hogwarts Male Slut of the Year three years running, can have anyone he wants. So why does he want Hermione Granger, the most unattainable virgin in school? Because the highest fruits in the tree taste the sweetest, that's why. Dramione and other pairings. Rated M for profanity and sex scenes. 2019 updated version. Treacherous Affairs Part 2 out now!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,325 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 4/28/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Bet It reviews
It started out as an ordinary night in the pub. Then Harry had to go and make a bet, didn't he? Dramione, lemony, this uses a prompt from MrBenzedrine's Easter 2017 selection. Updated November 2017.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 4/20/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Yes, Mr Malfoy reviews
Hermione has loved man-about-town Blaise Zabini for years, but he's never given her a second glance. When Blaise chooses yet another society filly to romance instead of her, well! It calls for some action. Blaise's colleague Draco lends a hand. In his own way. Adapted from the movie 'Sabrina Fair.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,373 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 2/23/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z. - Complete
Show and Tell reviews
Draco and Hermione want their friends to know about their relationship. Trouble is, some may not take it very well and may end up being scarred for life - emotionally or physically, take your pick. So our lovers put their heads together and work out a plan... or three. Final part of the series starting with 'Malfoy's Problem.' Won 2018's Hermione's Haven award for Best Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,709 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 11/28/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Malfoy's Problem reviews
Malfoy is acting in a very un-Malfoy-like manner, and people are noticing. Could it have something to do with Granger? Part One of the Show and Tell series. M for sex scenes and swearwords. Winner of 2018's Hermione's Haven Award for Best Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/20/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Swear Jar reviews
Since Hermione and Draco became lovers, their swearing (particularly in the throes of passion) has reached epic proportions. So Hermione decides to introduce a swear jar. Part three of the Show and Tell Series. Winner of 2018's Hermione's Haven Award for Best Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/18/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Up Against a Cold Castle Wall reviews
Hermione feels safe against the wall. Scary things are happening in the centre of the Heads' Common Room. Winner of 2018's Hermione's Haven Award for Best Series. Part 2 of the Show and Tell series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,323 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 11/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete