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Joined 07-03-05, id: 846555, Profile Updated: 02-22-15
Author has written 22 stories for Once Upon a Time, Beauty and the Beast, 2012, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and Kingsman: The Secret Service.

I watch too many tv shows and fangirl obsessively over on Tumblr.

For the record, all of my fics exist in the same universe, so they may occasionally cross-reference each other.

I love italics and I love ambiguity and I hope you do too.

Thank you for reading.


In Progress:

Agents of SHIELD

Circadian Rhythm - 4/?
Debit and Credit - 1/?
Pie vs Spy
- 4/15

Kingsman: The Secret Service

Pug Life - 2/?

Completed:

Agents of SHIELD

Lifeline - 2/2
Metamorphosis - 1/1
Phil's Girl - 7/7
The Only Truth I Know - 6/6
Trigger Finger - 1/1
White as Snow, Red from Blood - 4/4

Beauty and the Beast

All the Things We Lost - 3/3
Alone in this Room with You
- 2/2
Into the Light - 1/1
Microbrew
- 2/2
Third Time's the Charm - 3/3

Once Upon a Time

Howl - 5/5
Little Boy Blue - 30/30
The Flight of the Swan - 2/2
The One She Loved Most - 1/1
The Price of a Badge - 1/1
With This Ring - 1/1

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Pug Life reviews
The story of a pug named Jack Bauer.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/21
Debit and Credit reviews
A life for a life. The debt will be paid.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 10/24/2014 - G. Ward, Triplett
Never Enough reviews
Nothing he does is ever enough.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2014 - P. Coulson, G. Ward, Skye/Daisy, J. Garrett - Complete
Circadian Rhythm reviews
As punishment for his crimes, Grant Ward becomes an Active. Agents of SHIELD/Dollhouse AU.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 7/5/2014 - G. Ward, Skye/Daisy
Metamorphosis reviews
If he could be anyone, he would be hers. [1/1]
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2014 - G. Ward, Skye/Daisy - Complete
The Only Truth I Know reviews
Three times Grant Ward points a gun at Skye – while a traitor, while brainwashed, while undercover – and one time he pulls the trigger. [6/6]
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,637 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - G. Ward, Skye/Daisy, J. Garrett - Complete
Trigger Finger reviews
Thomas Nash is the first man he kills for her. He's not the last. [1/1]
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2014 - G. Ward, Skye/Daisy - Complete
White as Snow, Red with Blood reviews
This is not a fairy tale. There are no happy endings here. Post 1x13. [4/4]
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - P. Coulson, G. Ward, Skye/Daisy - Complete
Phil's Girl reviews
He's the father she never had and she's the daughter he always wanted and together, they are a family. Set sometime in the future. COMPLETE
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - P. Coulson, G. Ward, Skye/Daisy - Complete
Pie vs Spy reviews
He's a straight-laced SHIELD agent, working undercover at a Michelin-rated restaurant. She's a carefree hacktivist who owns the bakery across the street. He has a license to kill and the knife skills of an Iron Chef. She can take down firewalls before her oven finishes preheating. Can their love take the heat or will it go up in flames? An A/U crackfic inspired by Lifetime movies.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,242 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 11/29/2013 - G. Ward, Skye/Daisy
Lifeline reviews
When he dreams, it's Skye in the well, and he's the one who pushed her in. When he wakes, he's the one in the well, and she's pulling him out.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 11/27/2013 - G. Ward, Skye/Daisy - Complete
All The Things We Lost reviews
Alex, Catherine, and Vincent have each lost something. (3/3)
Beauty and the Beast, 2012 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Vincent K., Catherine C., Alex S. - Complete
Little Boy Blue reviews
Henry is good at pretending. Season one told through the eyes of Henry Mills. COMPLETE.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 12,685 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Henry Mills - Complete
Third Time's the Charm reviews
Vincent meets Catherine for the first time three times over the course of eleven years. COMPLETE.
Beauty and the Beast, 2012 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Catherine C., Vincent K. - Complete
Into the Light reviews
This is the risk she had warned him about, but it's a risk he's willing to take. It's a risk he will always take because she's worth it. Episode 9.
Beauty and the Beast, 2012 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Catherine C., Vincent K. - Complete
Alone in this Room with You reviews
This whole time, they thought she needed to be protected from him, but it's really he who needs to be protected, from her.
Beauty and the Beast, 2012 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Catherine C., Vincent K. - Complete
Microbrew reviews
With a bottle of beer, Vincent lets Catherine into his world, and with a glass of wine, she invites him into hers.
Beauty and the Beast, 2012 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Catherine C., Vincent K. - Complete
Howl reviews
The wolf knows.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Complete
The Flight of the Swan reviews
The story of how the swan learned to fly and how she decided not to.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Emma S. - Complete
With This Ring reviews
Mary Margaret has had the ring for as long as she can remember.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
The One She Loved Most reviews
She held him in her hands and forgot for a moment that it was those hands that drove a knife into his heart.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
The Price of a Badge reviews
He wishes she wouldn't make him feel so dirty about it. Episode 4.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman - Complete