Author has written 1 story for New Girl.
I am building the world myself, with you in the back of my mind, I’m building the world myself and putting new hats on everybody one by one, before I go out, so wrinkled, I have to grab the great big Flaccid flaps of my eyebrows and lift them off my cheekbones in order to see. Before I go out, I’m gonna have people in tutus. Cops wearing sombreros. Stockbrokers with horned Viking hats. Priests with panties on their heads.
In the world I’m building, everybody shouts hello to everybody else from their car windows. People have speakers attached to their chests that pour out music so you tell from a distance what mood they’re in, nad they won’t be too chicken to get naked when the rain comes. Football players get paid in hamburgers, senators get paid in scalps, first ladies carry handcuffs and bullwhips, and presidents wear metal collar with hella tight leashes. And you get money for counseling the dandelions.
But most important of all is let’s make a deal. In my world, nobody goes on let’s make a deal and leaves with the cell phone or hot tub the host hands ‘em to begin with. No half- steppers in the world I’m building. Half stepping gets thrown out with rapists and sugarcoated cheerios. In the world I’m building, we all take what’s behind the door on “Let’s make a Deal”
Let Me Stand Alone: The Journals of Rachel Corrie
By Rachel Corrie.
I like to read. I attempt to write. When I feel confident enough I might post something up.