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I am building the world myself, with you in the back of my mind, I’m building the world myself and putting new hats on everybody one by one, before I go out, so wrinkled, I have to grab the great big Flaccid flaps of my eyebrows and lift them off my cheekbones in order to see. Before I go out, I’m gonna have people in tutus. Cops wearing sombreros. Stockbrokers with horned Viking hats. Priests with panties on their heads.

In the world I’m building, everybody shouts hello to everybody else from their car windows. People have speakers attached to their chests that pour out music so you tell from a distance what mood they’re in, nad they won’t be too chicken to get naked when the rain comes. Football players get paid in hamburgers, senators get paid in scalps, first ladies carry handcuffs and bullwhips, and presidents wear metal collar with hella tight leashes. And you get money for counseling the dandelions.

But most important of all is let’s make a deal. In my world, nobody goes on let’s make a deal and leaves with the cell phone or hot tub the host hands ‘em to begin with. No half- steppers in the world I’m building. Half stepping gets thrown out with rapists and sugarcoated cheerios. In the world I’m building, we all take what’s behind the door on “Let’s make a Deal”

Let Me Stand Alone: The Journals of Rachel Corrie

By Rachel Corrie.

I like to read. I attempt to write. When I feel confident enough I might post something up.

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Time in a Bottle by Handwithquill reviews
Set after 'Name of the Doctor'. The Doctor's thoughts about Clara upon returning to the TARDIS after the events of that Ep. Whouffle!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Eternity and Tomorrow by J. Merrick reviews
She had been there to pull him out of darkness before, and it was only right that he returned the favor. An 11/Clara fic, set post-The Name of the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
A Night of Alter Egos by ChangedMyname reviews
Post "Table 34". Nick and Jess are super awkward around each other still. Now, Schmidt has booked a big whiskey client, and needs the gang to help sell the whiskey at a club by drinking it. Naturally, Nick and Jess go as alter egos to overcome the night and their awkwardness with one another.
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,236 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Forever, your Gal Friday by IKnowUKnowIKnow reviews
I've been so inspired by the number of stories about the Cooler episode. I've seen the clips and know my story isn't how it turns out, still wanted to share. I'm listing all 4 chapters at once so I don't chicken out (or rewrite 50 times). I'd love to hear your reviews, but if you don't have time, I hope you enjoy. I don't own New Girl, but I adore it all. Thanks IKuKIK
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
Where Your Heart Is by mrsbellarke reviews
Hormones are having their toll on the Golden Trio. Being a teenager is hard enough... Throw falling in love into the mix... And things really start getting tough. GOF
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,963 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Tale That Differs by Pilargirl reviews
AU.What if Ginny had left Hogwarts after the chamber and the Weasleys had sent her to Beauxbatons? Five years later the war is at its worst and Molly wants her daughter back. But she's changed and only one certain emerald-eyed boy can bring her back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,295 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Through Another's Eyes by Lost In The Stars reviews
Because the story changes when told through another set of eyes. The Hunger Games from Peeta's perspective.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,947 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Soul Nexus by JadeSeraph reviews
Ginny Weasley was not all right after her first year - she pushed away everyone and everything that was important to her in her guilt and depression. But then, someone literally walked into her head and life and changed everything. A HG Epic, Harry PoV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 224,269 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Seeking Ginny by Casca reviews
For years Ginny Weasley has tried to stop her feelings for Harry Potter. She's even uprooted her life. But what happens when it's time to come face to face with him again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 165,816 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Music In Our Hearts by MusicalDaydream reviews
There's something called passion that comes with music... when Kairi strives to reach her dreams of playing the cello, a strong surge of passion is what came with it... [SoraxKairi] [complete]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,099 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
On a scale from Landlord to Ryan Gosling reviews
Nick has a sexy dream about Jess and it makes things a little bit awkward in the loft. Jess tries to deal with it in her own way with talking, while Nick wants none of it!
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
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