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Hi, my name is Katt I was formerly -KattyKoo-

I rarely update this thing and have started writing many stories, but I never finish them. Maybe some day I'll post something finished. I doubt it. I have deleted all my previous stories that were on here.

I enjoy reading HP fanfics.

That is all


I ship:

CANON!

Lily Luna/Scorpius Malfoy

Lily Luna/Teddy Lupin (only if it's really really good!)

I DON'T ship:

NON-CANON

Rose Weasley/Scorpius Malfoy

WHY I DON'T SHIP SLASH:

I personally am an extremely open minded person, I am an "out" lesbian and was leader of my school's gay-straight alliance in high school. I work hard to try to eliminate discrimination. Most slash fics I have come across are either very silly, almost in a rude, mocking way (which as a human rights activist is frankly a little insulting, not to mention the quality of writing is pretty bad too), or incredibly angsty. Yes, I'm always up for a good angst, but I can't stand the amount abuse and the tragedy that has been put into these stories, it is too much, it's unbearable. I'm not saying every slash fic is like this, in fact, I am hoping for someone to prove me wrong. If you have one or know of one that defies what I have said, please send me the link! I would like to read a slash fic that doesn't make me want to rip out my eyes! EDIT: I have found one femmeslash fic that I like. However, only one.

A short rant on the Marauder Era:

A lot of people write Lucius, Narcissa, Frank, Alice, Bellatrix, etc. into the Marauder's year. Lily&James had Harry when they were 20, which is quite young and uncommon, maybe more common during a war, but Frank and Alice were not necessarily their year. Lucius was at least 4 years older than them he had a prefect's badge on when Snape was sorted, and Narcissa & Bella were different years from each other. I've always thought Bella was as old as Lucius and Narcissa was a 2-3 years younger, Oh! and Andromeda was way older than Sirius, I'd say she would've at least been in year 7 when the Marauders were in year 1, as they are in year 3 when Tonks is born.

Another thing with Alice being in a lot of fics, I've seen her as "Alice Prewitt" in at least 5 marauder fics only one of them actually considering who the real Prewitts were. We know that Gideon & Fabian were the Prewitt brothers, and we knew Molly had brothers named Gideon & Fabian. If Alice had been a Prewitt too, Ron & Neville would be cousins, which they are not, as they first met in year 1, and Ron had no idea about Neville's parents. I've also seen her as "Alice McKinnon," which implies she is/was related to Marlene McKinnon, and when Sirius was showing Harry the photo, he mentions that the entire McKinnon family was killed, and as Alice was never killed, she can't have been a McKinnon.

Rant over!

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A Half-remembered Memory by LuckyPenny123 reviews
On a spring evening in 1981 Jean Granger saw Lily Evans. It wasn't a big event, it wasn't even memorable but it happened and it was real and it was written...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/20 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Changeling by Annerb reviews
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why. In-progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 54,620 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ginny W.
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3505 - Favs: 3,894 - Follows: 3,848 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Hogwarts Forever: A Harry Potter Prequel by October Sky reviews
Before Harry, Ron, and Hermione there were Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. This is their story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 135,274 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 2/21/2004 - James P., Remus L.
How to tame a Marauder by melian225 reviews
Sirius was laughing. "Have you always been this funny?" he asked, an odd expression on his face. I shrugged. "Well, you know what they say. You have to watch the quiet ones." He muttered something under his breath that sounded like "Clearly."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 309,270 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4040 - Favs: 3,677 - Follows: 3,903 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Kicked out of Heaven by DoubleCaramel reviews
Sixteen going on Twenty-one - Lily Luna tries to keep living after her world fell apart. When she finds herself crushing over someone who will soon be married she wonders if she's living her life right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Teddy L., Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Noise at the End of the World by Inclination reviews
"But it's difficult to discern meaning from anything that isn't screaming." At the end of the world, Sirius listens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Last Goodbyes by Gandalf3213 reviews
Harry goes back for the Resurrection Ring and decides that everyone has someone to say goodbye to. He circulates the ring around. Some people call on the obvious ones, others call back those who you would least expect. Chap. 33 - the End
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,054 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Waterlogged by on rooftops reviews
She missed him the way she missed the briny scent of seawater or the scummy smell of her duck pond or even the chemical haze of chlorinated pool water—she missed him like that, but worse. — Lily/Teddy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,351 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Lily Luna P., Teddy L. - Complete
Of Casual Intimacy and Kitchen Utensils by DOJ reviews
Lily muses on the Marauders, inadvertently attracting unwanted attention from everyone's favorite Head boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Different Magic by Brone Greyclaw reviews
After his 4th year, Harry learns about different ways of thinking, different ways of playing, and about some different magic. Warning, some graphic violence and adult situations. Touched up and reposting... finally...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 137,301 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
Nobody Sees Me Wishing by solitaireclay07 reviews
Ivy Bennett was that girl eyeing Sirius Black during their Defense Against the Dark Arts exam. She didn't mean to do it - in fact, she doesn't even like Sirius in that way. She was glad that he never noticed her. Well, in a way...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 163 - Words: 167,364 - Reviews: 5544 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Surviving Hogwarts: Tears, Fears, and Adventures by Lovin'Moony reviews
Following the lives of James, Lily and friends. Throw in romance, mapmaking, prank pulling and other events and you shall receive the story of the last two years at Hogwarts. Give it a shot. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,302 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Eyes as Green as a Fresh Pickled Toad by Sierra Charm reviews
Prequel to A Lily Story. Before they were Harry's eyes, they belonged to Lily. This is her world, where pranks, gardens, necklaces, uncles, Dark Marks, and several infuriating Gryffindor boys reside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 509,357 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 7/22/2001 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Letters To Lily by My Sharpie Is Green reviews
James decides to write a letter to Lily every day for a year to show her he's matured, but will his plan to woo her work? T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,119 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 6/24/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just Going With It by pinkdigi reviews
When the world falls apart, they only have each other. [PostHBP. HG and RHr, with Horcrux hunt and Final Battle]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 267,271 - Reviews: 3316 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Too Afraid to Seek by Aubrianna reviews
Tragedy tears some people apart, but it pushes others together. Will Lily and James find the comfort that they're too afraid to seek? Oneshot LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Even More by Gilpin reviews
Lily Evans is sixteen and a half years old and her sensible head very easily rules her heart. But she knows she's missing out on something vital...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,773 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Traitor by LadySophieKitty reviews
They say hindsight is twenty twenty.No one knows this better than Peter Pettigrew,Marauder turned bad and everyones favorite traitor.The war is over,and he is minutes away from confronting his biggest fear–death. Why are all of these memories coming?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Peter P., Harry P. - Complete
The Seven Stages of Falling by rubic-cube reviews
Lily has to go through seven stages of emotion to finally understand that she loves James. Poor girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,138 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 6/7/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Memory Chest by BajaB reviews
[Completed] An Alternate Universe seventh year story picking up immediately after HBP. Dumbledore leaves Harry an interesting legacy. A bit of humour, some action, even a bit of angst and romance. Includes my guesses for DH some were close!.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,053 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Kidnapped from the library by James Potter, Lily Evans is put in front of the Mirror of Erised and asked one simple question: what desire does she see in the reflection? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 2950 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Along came a spider by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Grudges can sometimes never disappear, and Lily’s towards James started when they were mere first years, making the mistake of doing the old fashioned nose flicking gag to the wrong redhead. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Loss of Innocence by rokerbaby93087 reviews
Finally finished! Please read and review. HBP spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,672 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Complete
Lily, a stag and a castle by emerald-eyed-stag reviews
Lily and James are at school...basically its all about them falling in love, growing up, hanging out and fighting Voldermort.It'll be a year of pulling pranks, glimpses into the furture, werewolves, and a mystery...SBOC, JL, RLOC Please read it and reveiw
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 82,183 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Amortentia by Tynwfiel reviews
What does Amortentia smell like? For some people at Hogwarts it smells like love, lavender, and leather. MWPP era. JamesLily Seventh Year
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,111 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Realisation by rubic-cube reviews
ONE SHOT. Lily finally realsie that she loves Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2005 - James P. - Complete
Marauders Met Part Two by TonksIsMyHero reviews
Sequel to Marauders Met. HBP spoilers. With the growing threat of Voldemort at every turn and the first Wizarding War taxing away at Remus's mind, will he be able to keep it together?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Remus L.
Marauders Misery 2 by Tombraider3 reviews
Sequel to Marauders Misery! What ever happened to James and Lily before thier death? Did Remus and Sarah ever get married? What happened to Sirius and Faith? How'd Serverus become a deatheater? All will be answered!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 90,981 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Marauders Met Part One by TonksIsMyHero reviews
Ermengarde, a lonely, littleknown Hogwarts student, wakes up one morning to find that she has somehow been transported back to the days of the Marauders. Along the way, she finds out what a huge impact she has over the events of the past...COMPLETE! RLOC,
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,632 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
This Was Flying by FadingSlowly reviews
COMPLETE She detested Quidditch, broomsticks, and anything to do with heights, really. Gravity was her best friend, and she firmly believed that anyone who fancied flying had to be mental, until Potter came along with an offer she couldn't refuse...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/11/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Marauders Misery by Tombraider3 reviews
The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand" Hogwarts, 1975.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 75,347 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 7/17/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.