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Joined 07-03-05, id: 846725, Profile Updated: 04-28-12
Author has written 12 stories for Animal Crossing, Harry Potter, West Side Story, A Knight's Tale, House, M.D., Anastasia, Macbeth, and Shakespeare.

Hello, world! It's me. Naturally.

Things I Ramble About:

Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter

Gulliver the Pelican from Animal Crossing

Riff from West Side Story

Chaucer from A Knight's Tale. (Although honestly, I found Chaucer from Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales almost as equally awesome, hillarious, and worship-worthy. Don't judge)

Dr. Chase from House, MD. Because Chase is sexy. Is there another reason? Okay, fine, besides the accent...

Dmitri from Anastasia. Not often, not with much of a point. I just love him in a way that is completely disproportionate to how much he is an actual person.

Things I Wish I Had The Energy To Write About But Don't:

Javert from Les Miserables

Numair the mage/hawk on rare occasions from Tamora Pierce's assorted stuff (modified title)

Mercutio from Romeo and Juliet

Roger Davis from RENT

Commadore Norrington from Pirates of the Caribbean

Scar from The Lion King. Because Scar is a G. And The Lion King is the best movie ever made. I'm old enough to pay my own bills and don't care who knows that I feel this way. Actually, I make this feeling pretty well-known.

Things I Love:

Writing only in dialogue. That's how I draft things. Sometimes I have to remind myself to go back and add in things that aren't in quotation marks, just for clarity's sake.

Ryan Gosling. Beautiful, beautiful individual.

Paul Bettany. The man is a genius. No, really.

Timbaland. I can't explain my infatuation with Timbaland. He doesn't do anything. He's never had a song on his own. He lurks in the shadows of music videos and makes strange vowel-based noises, and then puts these songs on his own album. The limit of his expertise seems to be "I'm out of time and all I got is four minutes fricki fricki four minutes ay". And yet I scream like a fangirl every time I hear that part in Madonna/JT's "Four Minutes" where there's a break in the singing and all you hear is Timbaland in the background going "fricki fricki fricki fricki" over and over. (It's at about 1:27. Listen for it.) Like I'm saying, I just can't explain it. But I know I'd commit a long list of felonies to have Timbaland do a duet with me...

Things I Hate:

Finals week. A class-A killer of muses. I hope it's proud of itself. Nobody else is.

Anyone who thinks that adding an apostrophe on the end of words makes it plural. You do not mean "warm delicious latte's", you mean "warm delicious lattes". Warm, delicious latte's WHAT??

On a similar note, people who confuse the words "effect" and "affect." "Effect" is a noun, "affect" is a verb. I fail to see why this is so difficult for 95 of the world's population to grasp, but life is full of mysteries.

Random Info About My Stories:

-Gulliver On The High Seas (An Animal Crossings epic): Dudes! I totally finished this! Yes, it took me upwards of three years. Yes, given the amount of time probably nobody who started reading it really gives much of a crap anymore. But that's entirely beside the point. The point is, I finished something that's not a one-shot! There's hope for my attention span yet.

-Through Their Eyes (A West Side Story Extravaganza): Dudes! I totally finished this too! Ka-owned! Okay, the further you go down this page the smaller you realize my "let's get this baby done" ethic is, because I started this during eighth grade Algebra 1 and have just finished posting the final chapter two weeks before embarking on my final college visit. But maybe that's just a testament to my tenacity. Five years and I never gave up? I think I deserve some effort points for that. Either way, this is my favorite story. Certain chapters of this are literally like children to me, chapters one, two, ten, and fourteen respectively. So I'm going to hi-five myself till Riff and Bernardo come back from the dead nonetheless.

-Remember and The Man In The Wardrobe (Two angsty Harry Potter oneshots): Done. I'm amazing. End of subject.

-Sunday Night (My A Knight's Tale attempt at a sarcastic romance): Unintended, unplanned, completely unreasonable spawn of my subconcious mind when I was supposed to be studying for a French test. But the test was canceled anyway, so at least we got a one-shot out of it et je n'ai pas rate la classe de francais, qui est si important a ma vie quotidienne. So I mean, technically, don't we all win here? (By the way: "unintended, unplanned, and completely unreasonable" could either be the name of a concert tour for All Time Low or one interesting way to describe a pregnancy. Just a thought I'm having here.)

-Home (My West Side Story attempt at a random romance): Sometimes random things happen, and there's nothing you can do about it. Sometimes when you turn your back on your imagination, your imagination spews out things like this. Hakuna Matata, you know? The only thing to do in situations like this is accept that your mind is just naturally going to produce Riff one-shot romances instead of reading Tolstoy like it's supposed to, roll with it, and make somewhat ineffective attempts to quote The Lion King in explanation of it. That's just the way things work, apparently.

~Choices (A plotless and pointless Anastasia 4,000-word explosion of nothing): Living proof that you can write an eight-page typed story with no plot. Win.

And there you go. Me, in twelve seconds or less. Assuming you read really fast.

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Anastasia: Retold by J.Fontaine reviews
With the help of two con-artists, a young orphan afflicted with amnesia embarks on a journey of self-discovery.
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,734 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 1/3/2010
Can't Rewind Now We've Gone Too Far by Basser reviews
At age nineteen, Sherlock Holmes dropped out of university to become a drug addict.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 116,319 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Cornfield Madness by Tavia reviews
We're back! In honor of On Stranger Tides, I offer you a new chapter in the cornfield, featuring popcorn, bickering, and responses to the recent movie. CONTAINS SPOILERS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,630 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2003
Les Mis: What Not to Do by Wide-Eyed For Pontmercy reviews
I've only seen one other fic like this, which is a real shame because there's SO much that should never be done with Les Mis. Forgive my mean sense of humor coming out every now and then. R & R, people! ...Please? Oh, and there's a new chapter up!
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
Toil and Trouble by Bardess of Avon reviews
...in which Action refuses to pin the tail on the donkey, Anybodys chases A-Rab with a baseball bat, the Jets explore a haunted factory, and Riff is a pirate. Rated for naughty words and typical Halloween costumes. Happy Halloween!
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
Life Ever After by Terra reviews
If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings. Draco/Pansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Beauty by secretlovechild reviews
Bernardo notices what no one else does: the beauty in Riff’s mocking smile when he challenges Bernardo to a war council, the way he stands tall, proud, unfaltering. Riff/Bernardo OneShot
West Side Story - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
goodbye, farewell and amen by Ash Light reviews
Her head is tilted back and her eyes fill with stars instead of tears, which is just the way it’s always been.' Nine boys get their goodbyes the night before the Rumble.
West Side Story - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
fireflies by viennacantabile reviews
This is what I remember. This is how it was. This is how we were. Before and after the rumble, as recounted by an unnamed Jet. Movieverse. Revised 12.02.09.
West Side Story - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
catch the moon by viennacantabile reviews
When Riff's in a bind and Tony's AWOL, he goes to Ice for help and turns out to be quite the inadvertent matchmaker. Pre-movie, Ice/Velma. Rating for a word or two and implied sexual content. Revised 5.19.10.
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Ice, Velma - Complete
Brouillard by BandGeek58407 reviews
In which Chaucer's emotions and society's norms clash and a confession must be made. Slash. Oneshot.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Inconsequential by iolah reviews
Thirty-one moments in the span of seven years when the Slytherins got along with members of other houses perhaps better than they were supposed to. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
for every float, there must be a drowning by dress without sleeves reviews
Anastasia. Dimitri and Anya, through the years. Duchesses do not marry kitchen boys, but orphans . . . orphans are fair game.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
RENT: the Parody by streco reviews
RENT in under ten pages of a word document. XD
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/27/2007
The Perfect Girl by emoxdarling reviews
This is a fic for Fall Out Boy's video for A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me. It is a romance and focuses mainy on William Beckett's character. Read and review please!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2007
I Know Something You Don't Know by syntheticxsunshine reviews
Remus discovers how much Sirius knows about his feelings for Tonks through a series of smirkdeciphering, namecalling, and reminiscing of their hilarious Marauder days. Oneshot, RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Hot Plate Escapades by streco reviews
Mark and Roger get drunk... and they accept their hot plate as their lord. And there are commandments. DRUNKEN!fic. Starring James Earl Jones as the voice of the hot plate, Christopher Walken as the voice of the refrigerator, and Johnny Depp as the stove.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Deepest Condolences by Pegasus reviews
Set in the office of 'Weasley's Wizard Wheezes'. Post DH, therefore as previously contains ... YES! Spoilers for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - George W. - Complete
Bruises by medicgirl reviews
Chase remembers...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2007 - R. Chase - Complete
The Beginning of the End by LindyHop reviews
Tony's dumped the Jets, and there's a new PR in town... Riff's got a lot on his mind.
West Side Story - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
The Breakfast Club by alwaysflying reviews
Five high school students meet over a Saturday detention. Suffice it to say that the lives of Maureen, Mark, Collins, Benny, and Roger are changed forever.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,074 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Peasants' Feast by alwaysflying reviews
Who knew hosting a bohemian Thanksgiving dinner could present so much difficulty?
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
BAND The Musical by AgniKaiKyoshi reviews
A Parody of RENT the musical fit for marching band! Fun stuff involving practices, games, interesting and diverse characters, and of course, music! For all you band geeks out there, this is definitely for you!
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Silas and MarySue by FuchsiaII reviews
If I had eyebrows, I'd raise them,' thought Silas worriedly...
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Ode to a Clown by Goddess of Yaoi reviews
Slight AU of Mercutio's death.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
RENT in Fifteen Minutes by alwaysflying reviews
RENT. In fifteen minutes. 'Nuff said.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Color Matters, I Guess by The Elfmaniac reviews
[ pre West Side Story] [ One Shot ] Riff thought color didn't matter, once. He was stupid to believe that. [RiffOC] [rating for gore, light romance.]
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Frosty the Ringwraith and other Christmas songs by Lirenel reviews
All your favorite christmas carols in Lord of the Rings style
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 12/13/2002
WARNING:Exam Revision May Impair Grasp On Reality! by FuchsiaII reviews
Humourous surrealism, to combine three loves: beautiful men, comedy, and faint dislike of the modern world. Anyone who also likes those three things can come and join in!
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
Nothing I Didn't Deserve by pirateoftherings reviews
James Norrington, what has the world done to you?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
The Guide to Writing an Acclaimed Best Seller by Dorcas Meadowes reviews
Sound the bells: the files of Dan Brown have been officially hacked, and inside is an exclusive formula for the success of that manuscript of yours. Read this in lieu of Angels and Demons and The DaVinci Code, or even better, write one yourself!
Robert Langdon series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006
I've heard Butterbeer is quite the acne clearer by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Jealousy is a fickle thing, and Lily’s resentment makes her become a little kooky, glare at James Potter’s crotch, question Remus Lupin’s gender, and hurl Butterbeer. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Officer's Daughter by AmourAmourSlytherin reviews
Riff falls in love with Officer Krupke's daughter...but what happens when the officer finds out? Does he have to decide between his gang and love? UPDATED! Chapter 5 IS HERE!
West Side Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005
My Knight in Shining Armor by littlesparrow33 reviews
Complete The movie from Geoffrey Chaucer's point of view and an epilogue of my own. Onesided GeoffWill at first. WillJocelyn. MF MM *Revised as of April 20, 2011*
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,974 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
The Confessions of Severus Snape by JuicyJuice reviews
Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, and yet somehow life goes on for S. Snape. He turns to his diary in despair. We turn to his diary and laugh. A lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Thangorodrim by fanged geranium reviews
An irreverent look at Fingon rescuing Maedhros.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005
Is That Eomer Chasing Faramir Down the Hall? by Nefertiri's Handmaiden reviews
Maybe PG13, but not really. This is actually a collection of stories explaining the title. Should you have any ideas for a future chapter, please submit them in a review and I will gladly base a chapter on them. UPDATED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Faramir, Eomer
A Grave Man by Mizamour reviews
[Romeo & Juliet] Mercutio. A take on why he lived his life as he did... laughing to live. From Romeo's perspective.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2005
Blasted Carrots by ryanzraindrop reviews
The barest of HBP spoilers. One Christmas morning Remus gets a vegetation surprise. Extremely short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Remus L.
The Phantom of the Opera Very Secret Diaries by thesexyawesomeness reviews
In the great tradition of the LotR Very Secret Diaries, I present to you the Very Secret Diaries of the characters in The Phantom of the Opera... Why did Christine really choose Raoul? Who is Meg Giry's father? And what on earth is Raoul doing in the wash
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,436 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005
Flare Up by Ash Light reviews
Action's cousin has had a proper 'church' up-bringing. How then is her mother gonna cope with her trying to join the Jets, wagging off school and developing a crush on a certain Jet lieutenant?
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,222 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005
Animal Crossing: Unexplained Mysteries by Hoverboardkid reviews
For all you AC: Strange But True fans, here's a new TV show that'll have you laughing... in horror.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 9/24/2004
Bienvenu a Pantin, Maitre Javert! by Argentine Rose reviews
When Javert moved to Paris he was hoping for mystery and intrigue, and, what with a dememted burglar, the hyperactive head of the Surete, the increasingly erratic behaviour of the girl upstairs and a couple of unwelcome faces from the past, he gets it!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005
Au Revoir Yellow Brick Road by Argentine Rose reviews
Valjean and Cosette DO set off for England, and Marius and Javert decide to follow them. Cue rampant stupidity, parody, OOC-Ness, cross-over and the odd musical number
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 12/2/2004
Les amuses bouches by Argentine Rose reviews
Ignoring the dubious food imagery, this is a collection of oneshots and short stories, some amusing and others not (intentionally) so.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 9/14/2004
A woman's claws by Argentine Rose reviews
Post Gorbeau and an exasperated (and slightly OOC) Javert strikes a bargain with Eponine. Unfinished. Rated because Eponine has a dirty mouth.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 10/11/2004
LotR MessedUp Parody 39 Pages of Stupidity by Bed Of Elrond reviews
39 Pages of us (US) on pipeweed. Features FrodoWindowDoor love triangle, 90-degree angled eyebrows, and uphill skiing. New and revised edition, partial commentary. Warning: stupidity may ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/23/2005
Lost For Words by Angelscribe reviews
There she is, the embodiment of love, your Venus! - Geoff stands by Will as he attempts to win Jocelyn's heart, but will the would-be knight return the favour?
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 4/23/2004
South Side Sing A Long by SmoothieJames67 reviews
SmoothieJames67's debut story is presented in this hilarious, nonsensical parody of West Side Story
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004
A Day In The Life Of Fred Weasley by JuicyJuice reviews
A crazy little fic. It doesn't take place at any particular time in the series...just read it, it's funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,248 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2003 - Published: 9/25/2003 - George W., Harry P.
The Diaries Of Despair by DarkELF3791 reviews
A look into the private lives of the fictitious characters of Victor Hugo's Les Miserables!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2003
The Miserable Diaries by Framboise reviews
Yes, somebody did it: a vague attempt at VSD-inspired humour for which I am truly sorry. Implied slash which I hope is far too silly to be even mildly offensive.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2003 - Published: 1/8/2003
From the Other Side by The Marauders reviews
A journal project showing Mercutio's views of the events of Romeo and Juliet. A must-read for Mercutio fans! By Moony
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 7/11/2003
Excuse me, I'm off to snog Benvolio by Frozen Samosas reviews
A Somewhat snarky!Benvolio and a sliiiightly subdued!Mercutio get slashy (Whee! Alliteration!) while trying to find Romeo, who turns out to drunk and sanctimonious. Yay for Christmas in Verona. =p
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2003
For Never Was There A Tale of More Pants... by Frozen Samosas reviews
What happens when I take lines from Romeo and Juliet, and replace key words with the word "pants?" No, seriously
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/11/2002
Les Amis Discover Fanfic by The Lark reviews
Starring a very angry Enjolras, a very frightened Gavroche, and one Omnipotent Fanfic Author
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2002
Saruman's Coat of Many Colors by Citoyenne Jennie Ainsley reviews
A quick parody of the song from the musical "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/9/2001
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Fortune's Wheel reviews
"Well," Falstaff said quietly. "It looks as though I have the honor of addressing the Prince of Wales." Escaping from life in Eastcheap, Hal watches from the crowd as a regal procession of a different kind passes him by. A retelling of Richard II 5.2, though more 1 Henry IV than anything.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1 - Complete
Snowglobe Girl reviews
"Shaken until the breaking point, the lone figurine staring at the world through glass walls and a torrent of pure white flakes." A psychological look at Graziella in the aftermath of Riff's death.
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Big Mac: A Tragedy in Five Acts reviews
The great tragedy of Macbeth, doomed King of Scotland, told with all the characters replaced by items from the Dollar Menu. The very definition of a Shakespeare crackfic, but in a fun way.
Macbeth - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Complete
Snap reviews
Emotion is weakness. Be moved and others will move you. Bend and you'll break. While out on the streets, Riff has to deal with an unwelcome visitor and what it means for the way of life he's always known.
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Complete
Choices reviews
When you hide who you have always been, what does that then make you? The truth that no one sees or the lie you put out every day? Dmitri and Vlad start up their con business. A pointless piece of fun and plotlessness., rated T because I felt like it.
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Dimitri, Vladmir - Complete
Through Their Eyes reviews
Reality is a subjective thing. Sure, there's only one set of events. But there are six billion different pairs of eyes. Six billion different perspectives. Six billion different realities. So many versions of what happened that August of 1950. Finished!
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,737 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Home reviews
It was a cold winter night, and I was in the arms of the girl I fought with and screamed with and insulted and was insulted by and braved crazy relatives with and lived with and loved." A quick Riff/Graziella romance from before the movie's action.
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Hallelujah reviews
Cameron learns that Chase has some interesting talents, and House has a magical way of showing up at the most awkward moments... A quick little romance one-shot in two parts, which makes it a twoshot...?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - R. Chase, A. Cameron - Complete
Sunday Night reviews
It seemed that if the Lord did not believe that two people could be so passionately in love that nothing and nobody and no protocol could stop them, then there were a few things He was missing out on. Chaucer/Philippa. Rated T for the style of romance.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Gulliver on the High Seas reviews
What does Gulliver REALLY do when he's not washing up on your beach? A tale of Gulliver's escapades as he sails the seven seas with his semiloyal crew and his somewhat trusty ship. Actually finished, in complete defiance of my pathetic attention span...
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,961 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Remember reviews
Draco Malfoy pays a visit to the hospital.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
The Man in the Wardrobe reviews
While cleaning out an upstairs bedroom, Draco Malfoy reveales things about himself that he would rather have kept hidden.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete