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Joined 07-03-05, id: 846725, Profile Updated: 10-14-17
Author has written 23 stories for Animal Crossing, Harry Potter, West Side Story, A Knight's Tale, House, M.D., Anastasia, Macbeth, Shakespeare, A song of Ice and Fire, Sherlock, Hamilton, Les Miserables, Game of Thrones, Les Misérables, and Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812.

20-something creative writing grad student living the life: writin' fics, throwin' words at the screen, procrastinatin' my actual responsibilities.

I've had this account since seventh grade, so be gentle with the old stuff. I was a child with too few writing skills and too many feelings about Draco Malfoy.

Current eclectic interests:

  • Hamilton: Peggy/Lafayette. Don't judge me. I have chosen this hill, and I will die on it.
  • Les Misérables: Enjolras/Grantaire, because for God's sake I just want my boys to be happy.
  • Sherlock: Mycroft, because he's me, if I were a middle-aged British man with the emotional range of an algebra textbook.
  • Shakespeare: Antonio/Sebastian (Twelfth Night), Edmund/Goneril (Lear), Tybalt/Mercutio (Romeo and Juliet), and other nerdy Elizabethan things.
  • West Side Story: Riff solo, also Riff/Anita for the same reason I ship Tybalt/Mercutio.
  • Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812: Anatole/Dolokhov mostly, but also Anatole/Natasha, Anatole/Mary, Anatole/Andrey, Anatole/Anyone With A Pulse Honestly.
  • I am an unreliable disaster who is temperamentally incapable of updating on a schedule. Be warned.

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    Anastasia: Retold by J.Fontaine reviews
    With the help of two con-artists, a young orphan afflicted with amnesia embarks on a journey of self-discovery.
    Anastasia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,436 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 1/3/2010
    Unwilling by kitsunerei88 reviews
    This is a story about Nealan of Queenscove: third son, mage, healer, University scholar, friend, lover, Knight of the Realm of Tortall, heir to the Duchy of Queenscove. This is a story about love, about grief; about finding yourself in something you never wanted. For Fief Goldenlake, MPP #110, Ties that Bind.
    Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Nealan, Yukimi - Complete
    Mere Extravangancy by afewreelthoughts
    A former pirate captain rescues a young passenger from the wreck of their ship, beginning a friendship that will leave both of them changed. (Antonio x Sebastian)
    Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,964 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Complete
    Can't Rewind Now We've Gone Too Far by Basser reviews
    At age nineteen, Sherlock Holmes dropped out of university to become a drug addict.
    Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 116,666 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
    Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
    Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
    Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
    Cornfield Madness by Tavia reviews
    We're back! In honor of On Stranger Tides, I offer you a new chapter in the cornfield, featuring popcorn, bickering, and responses to the recent movie. CONTAINS SPOILERS!
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,630 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2003
    Les Mis: What Not to Do by Wide-Eyed For Pontmercy reviews
    I've only seen one other fic like this, which is a real shame because there's SO much that should never be done with Les Mis. Forgive my mean sense of humor coming out every now and then. R & R, people! ...Please? Oh, and there's a new chapter up!
    Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
    Toil and Trouble by Bardess of Avon reviews
    ...in which Action refuses to pin the tail on the donkey, Anybodys chases A-Rab with a baseball bat, the Jets explore a haunted factory, and Riff is a pirate. Rated for naughty words and typical Halloween costumes. Happy Halloween!
    West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
    Life Ever After by Terra reviews
    If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings. Draco/Pansy.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
    goodbye, farewell and amen by Ash Light reviews
    Her head is tilted back and her eyes fill with stars instead of tears, which is just the way it’s always been.' Nine boys get their goodbyes the night before the Rumble.
    West Side Story - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
    fireflies by viennacantabile reviews
    This is what I remember. This is how it was. This is how we were. Before and after the rumble, as recounted by an unnamed Jet. Movieverse. Revised 12.02.09.
    West Side Story - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
    catch the moon by viennacantabile reviews
    When Riff's in a bind and Tony's AWOL, he goes to Ice for help and turns out to be quite the inadvertent matchmaker. Pre-movie, Ice/Velma. Rating for a word or two and implied sexual content. Revised 5.19.10.
    West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Ice, Velma - Complete
    Brouillard by BandGeek58407 reviews
    In which Chaucer's emotions and society's norms clash and a confession must be made. Slash. Oneshot.
    A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
    Le Vie de Mordred by jessewrites reviews
    Arthurian Legend: The story Mordred ap Arthur, and the comedy of errors that led to him being marked traitor and coward. Because history depends entirely on the view of who writes it down.
    Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,806 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
    Inconsequential by iolah reviews
    Thirty-one moments in the span of seven years when the Slytherins got along with members of other houses perhaps better than they were supposed to. No pairings.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
    Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
    The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
    RENT: the Parody by streco reviews
    RENT in under ten pages of a word document. XD
    RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/27/2007
    The Perfect Girl by emoxdarling reviews
    This is a fic for Fall Out Boy's video for A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me. It is a romance and focuses mainy on William Beckett's character. Read and review please!
    Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2007
    I Know Something You Don't Know by syntheticxsunshine reviews
    Remus discovers how much Sirius knows about his feelings for Tonks through a series of smirkdeciphering, namecalling, and reminiscing of their hilarious Marauder days. Oneshot, RLNT.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
    The Hot Plate Escapades by streco reviews
    Mark and Roger get drunk... and they accept their hot plate as their lord. And there are commandments. DRUNKEN!fic. Starring James Earl Jones as the voice of the hot plate, Christopher Walken as the voice of the refrigerator, and Johnny Depp as the stove.
    RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
    Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
    Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
    Deepest Condolences by Pegasus reviews
    Set in the office of 'Weasley's Wizard Wheezes'. Post DH, therefore as previously contains ... YES! Spoilers for DH.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - George W. - Complete
    Bruises by medicgirl reviews
    Chase remembers...
    House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2007 - R. Chase - Complete
    The Beginning of the End by LindyHop reviews
    Tony's dumped the Jets, and there's a new PR in town... Riff's got a lot on his mind.
    West Side Story - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
    The Breakfast Club by alwaysflying reviews
    Five high school students meet over a Saturday detention. Suffice it to say that the lives of Maureen, Mark, Collins, Benny, and Roger are changed forever.
    RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,074 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
    Peasants' Feast by alwaysflying reviews
    Who knew hosting a bohemian Thanksgiving dinner could present so much difficulty?
    RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
    BAND The Musical by AgniKaiKyoshi reviews
    A Parody of RENT the musical fit for marching band! Fun stuff involving practices, games, interesting and diverse characters, and of course, music! For all you band geeks out there, this is definitely for you!
    Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
    Silas and MarySue by FuchsiaII reviews
    If I had eyebrows, I'd raise them,' thought Silas worriedly...
    Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
    Ode to a Clown by Goddess of Yaoi reviews
    Slight AU of Mercutio's death.
    Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
    RENT in Fifteen Minutes by alwaysflying reviews
    RENT. In fifteen minutes. 'Nuff said.
    RENT - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
    Color Matters, I Guess by The Elfmaniac reviews
    [ pre West Side Story] [ One Shot ] Riff thought color didn't matter, once. He was stupid to believe that. [RiffOC] [rating for gore, light romance.]
    West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
    Frosty the Ringwraith and other Christmas songs by Lirenel reviews
    All your favorite christmas carols in Lord of the Rings style
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 12/13/2002
    WARNING:Exam Revision May Impair Grasp On Reality! by FuchsiaII reviews
    Humourous surrealism, to combine three loves: beautiful men, comedy, and faint dislike of the modern world. Anyone who also likes those three things can come and join in!
    A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
    Nothing I Didn't Deserve by pirateoftherings reviews
    James Norrington, what has the world done to you?
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
    I've heard Butterbeer is quite the acne clearer by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
    Jealousy is a fickle thing, and Lily’s resentment makes her become a little kooky, glare at James Potter’s crotch, question Remus Lupin’s gender, and hurl Butterbeer. JamesLily. One shot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
    The Officer's Daughter by AmourAmourSlytherin reviews
    Riff falls in love with Officer Krupke's daughter...but what happens when the officer finds out? Does he have to decide between his gang and love? UPDATED! Chapter 5 IS HERE!
    West Side Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005
    My Knight in Shining Armor by littlesparrow33 reviews
    Complete The movie from Geoffrey Chaucer's point of view and an epilogue of my own. Onesided GeoffWill at first. WillJocelyn. MF MM *Revised as of April 20, 2011*
    A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,974 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
    The Confessions of Severus Snape by JuicyJuice reviews
    Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, and yet somehow life goes on for S. Snape. He turns to his diary in despair. We turn to his diary and laugh. A lot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M.
    Thangorodrim by fanged geranium reviews
    An irreverent look at Fingon rescuing Maedhros.
    Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2005
    Is That Eomer Chasing Faramir Down the Hall? by Nefertiri's Handmaiden reviews
    Maybe PG13, but not really. This is actually a collection of stories explaining the title. Should you have any ideas for a future chapter, please submit them in a review and I will gladly base a chapter on them. UPDATED!
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Faramir, Eomer
    A Grave Man by Mizamour reviews
    [Romeo & Juliet] Mercutio. A take on why he lived his life as he did... laughing to live. From Romeo's perspective.
    Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2005
    Blasted Carrots by ryanzraindrop reviews
    The barest of HBP spoilers. One Christmas morning Remus gets a vegetation surprise. Extremely short.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Remus L.
    The Phantom of the Opera Very Secret Diaries by thesexyawesomeness reviews
    In the great tradition of the LotR Very Secret Diaries, I present to you the Very Secret Diaries of the characters in The Phantom of the Opera... Why did Christine really choose Raoul? Who is Meg Giry's father? And what on earth is Raoul doing in the wash
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,436 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005
    Flare Up by Ash Light reviews
    Action's cousin has had a proper 'church' up-bringing. How then is her mother gonna cope with her trying to join the Jets, wagging off school and developing a crush on a certain Jet lieutenant?
    West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,222 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005
    Animal Crossing: Unexplained Mysteries by Hoverboardkid reviews
    For all you AC: Strange But True fans, here's a new TV show that'll have you laughing... in horror.
    Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 9/24/2004
    Bienvenu a Pantin, Maitre Javert! by Argentine Rose reviews
    When Javert moved to Paris he was hoping for mystery and intrigue, and, what with a dememted burglar, the hyperactive head of the Surete, the increasingly erratic behaviour of the girl upstairs and a couple of unwelcome faces from the past, he gets it!
    Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005
    Au Revoir Yellow Brick Road by Argentine Rose reviews
    Valjean and Cosette DO set off for England, and Marius and Javert decide to follow them. Cue rampant stupidity, parody, OOC-Ness, cross-over and the odd musical number
    Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 12/2/2004
    A woman's claws by Argentine Rose reviews
    Post Gorbeau and an exasperated (and slightly OOC) Javert strikes a bargain with Eponine. Unfinished. Rated because Eponine has a dirty mouth.
    Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 10/11/2004
    LotR MessedUp Parody 39 Pages of Stupidity by Bed Of Elrond reviews
    39 Pages of us (US) on pipeweed. Features FrodoWindowDoor love triangle, 90-degree angled eyebrows, and uphill skiing. New and revised edition, partial commentary. Warning: stupidity may ensue.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/23/2005
    Lost For Words by Angelscribe reviews
    There she is, the embodiment of love, your Venus! - Geoff stands by Will as he attempts to win Jocelyn's heart, but will the would-be knight return the favour?
    A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 4/23/2004
    South Side Sing A Long by SmoothieJames67 reviews
    SmoothieJames67's debut story is presented in this hilarious, nonsensical parody of West Side Story
    Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004
    A Day In The Life Of Fred Weasley by JuicyJuice reviews
    A crazy little fic. It doesn't take place at any particular time in the series...just read it, it's funny.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,248 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2003 - Published: 9/25/2003 - George W., Harry P.
    The Diaries Of Despair by DarkELF3791 reviews
    A look into the private lives of the fictitious characters of Victor Hugo's Les Miserables!
    Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2003
    The Miserable Diaries by Framboise reviews
    Yes, somebody did it: a vague attempt at VSD-inspired humour for which I am truly sorry. Implied slash which I hope is far too silly to be even mildly offensive.
    Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2003 - Published: 1/8/2003
    From the Other Side by The Marauders reviews
    A journal project showing Mercutio's views of the events of Romeo and Juliet. A must-read for Mercutio fans! By Moony
    Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 7/11/2003
    Excuse me, I'm off to snog Benvolio by Frozen Samosas reviews
    A Somewhat snarky!Benvolio and a sliiiightly subdued!Mercutio get slashy (Whee! Alliteration!) while trying to find Romeo, who turns out to drunk and sanctimonious. Yay for Christmas in Verona. =p
    Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2003
    For Never Was There A Tale of More Pants... by Frozen Samosas reviews
    What happens when I take lines from Romeo and Juliet, and replace key words with the word "pants?" No, seriously
    Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/11/2002
    Les Amis Discover Fanfic by The Lark reviews
    Starring a very angry Enjolras, a very frightened Gavroche, and one Omnipotent Fanfic Author
    Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2002
    Saruman's Coat of Many Colors by Citoyenne Jennie Ainsley reviews
    A quick parody of the song from the musical "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat".
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/9/2001
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    Til Death or Someone Better reviews
    Fedya Dolokhov never asked to fall in love with Anatole Kuragin. But although Anatole treats him like just one lover among many, Fedya can't help but want that preening idiot all to himself. So when Anatole falls for Natasha, Fedya vows to put an end to it, by any means necessary. (Multi-POV, starring war-scarred Dolokhov and ethereal-bisexual Anatole.)
    Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,542 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/8 - Published: 9/30 - [Anatole K., Dolokhov] Natasha R.
    Enjolras, Grantaire, and the Great Crossover of 1832 reviews
    A series of Enjolras/Grantaire oneshots inspired by songs from other musicals. Some fluff, some dark, some modern AU, some canon. All ridiculous. If you ever wanted Enjolras as Sweeney Todd, or Grantaire as Tevye, you are my people, and here you go.
    Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 8/19 - [Enjolras, Grantaire]
    Wrestling the Dragon reviews
    Viserys Targaryen is in exile, living on the streets in Pentos. The dragon howling in his brain tells him he will be king. Sometimes this is all he can hear. (A short fic in which Aerys Targaryen's madness is genetic, set slightly before S1E1.)
    Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1 - Daenerys T., Viserys T.
    Saint-Just reviews
    A slightly drunk Grantaire saunters into a brothel just after midnight. Inside, Enjolras receives something of a shock. Unrequited R/E. (Imagine a mashup of les Amis and Fantine's storylines, then squint.)
    Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
    Oceans and Moments reviews
    Peggy had resigned herself to being the Schuyler sister nobody remembered. But that was before that winter evening, when a certain French lieutenant appeared at her sister's wedding and changed everything. AU romance following Lafayette and Peggy's adventures through the American and French Revolutions. Complete! (To my own surprise.)
    Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,506 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 2/4/2016 - [Lafayette, Peggy S.] - Complete
    Hollow Men reviews
    "Putting on weight again?" "Losing it. In fact." If Mycroft couldn't be the smart Holmes brother, at least he could be the thin one. But emptiness is easier said than done. College-age Mycroft, TW for eating disorders.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28 - Mycroft H. - Complete
    Undertow reviews
    Twelfth Night. Antonio realizes something about drowning: You can try to rescue someone else from the waves, but once they catch hold of you, suddenly you're the one being pulled under. Unrequited Antonio/Sebastian (so, in other words, canon).
    Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Complete
    Lazarus reviews
    Being Sherlock Holmes' older brother had never been easy. A heroin overdose did not help matters. Mycroft can't decide whether saving his brother's life or punching him in the face would be more satisfying. One-shot, teenage SH and mid-20s MH, inspired vaguely by The Abominable Bride.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2016 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
    Protector of the Realm reviews
    It was late at Storm's End — just past the second bell. Stannis had fully expected to find Renly in bed, which he had. But he had also expected to find him alone. And it's not easy to come to terms with what he can't control. Rating is extremely conservative, but some strong themes for the easily offended.
    A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Renly B., Stannis B. - Complete
    An Owl's Hope reviews
    The scene: late at night. Verona. Prince Escalus hears Mercutio coming home after the Capulets' ball, and goes downstairs to investigate. He does not find what he expected to. A story of the difficulties of revealing one's true character, even (especially) with family. Revolves around same-sex shipping, so don't read if that bothers you for some reason.
    Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Complete
    Between Sleep and Wake reviews
    "The room's darkness was already tainted by fear and blood and war and death. Love, at the very least, merited a place. He knew few other things, in a soldier's life, that could drive the shadows away. The dreams were worse in Rome, but the waking was sweeter." Virgilia could see Martius behind Coriolanus. He needed this, and always would. A random tender one-shot because, why not?
    Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Complete
    Fortune's Wheel reviews
    "Well," Falstaff said quietly. "It looks as though I have the honor of addressing the Prince of Wales." Escaping from life in Eastcheap, Hal watches from the crowd as a regal procession of a different kind passes him by. A retelling of Richard II 5.2, though more 1 Henry IV than anything.
    Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Complete
    Snowglobe Girl reviews
    "Shaken until the breaking point, the lone figurine staring at the world through glass walls and a torrent of pure white flakes." A psychological look at Graziella in the aftermath of Riff's death.
    West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Graziella - Complete
    Big Mac: A Tragedy in Five Acts reviews
    The great tragedy of Macbeth, doomed King of Scotland, told with all the characters replaced by items from the Dollar Menu. The very definition of a Shakespeare crackfic, but in a fun way.
    Macbeth - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Complete
    Snap reviews
    Emotion is weakness. Be moved and others will move you. Bend and you'll break. While out on the streets, Riff has to deal with an unwelcome visitor and what it means for the way of life he's always known.
    West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Riff - Complete
    Choices reviews
    When you hide who you have always been, what does that then make you? The truth that no one sees or the lie you put out every day? Dmitri and Vlad start up their con business. A pointless piece of fun and plotlessness, rated T because I felt like it.
    Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Dimitri, Vladmir - Complete
    Through Their Eyes reviews
    Reality is a subjective thing. Sure, there's only one set of events. But there are six billion different pairs of eyes. Six billion different perspectives. Six billion different realities. So many versions of what happened that August of 1950. Finished!
    West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,737 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
    Home reviews
    It was a cold winter night, and I was in the arms of the girl I fought with and screamed with and insulted and was insulted by and braved crazy relatives with and lived with and loved." A quick Riff/Graziella romance from before the movie's action.
    West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - [Riff, Graziella] - Complete
    Hallelujah reviews
    Cameron learns that Chase has some interesting talents, and House has a magical way of showing up at the most awkward moments... A quick little romance one-shot in two parts, which makes it a twoshot...?
    House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - R. Chase, A. Cameron - Complete
    Sunday Night reviews
    It seemed that if the Lord did not believe that two people could be so passionately in love that nothing and nobody and no protocol could stop them, then there were a few things He was missing out on. Chaucer/Philippa. Rated T for the style of romance.
    A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
    Gulliver on the High Seas reviews
    What does Gulliver REALLY do when he's not washing up on your beach? A tale of Gulliver's escapades as he sails the seven seas with his semiloyal crew and his somewhat trusty ship. Actually finished, in complete defiance of my pathetic attention span...
    Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,961 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
    Remember reviews
    Draco Malfoy pays a visit to the hospital.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
    The Man in the Wardrobe reviews
    While cleaning out an upstairs bedroom, Draco Malfoy reveales things about himself that he would rather have kept hidden.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete