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Joined 07-04-05, id: 847078, Profile Updated: 05-14-08
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Well now… What can I say about myself? I guess I’m just your average teenage guy who…

… sucks at MATH.

… hates Mondays.

… puts off doing projects for a week (or two)

… can cram like there’s no tomorrow.

… thinks the color Black is COOL.

… lives and breathes music.

… bobs his head up and down to rock vids.

… strums an air guitar while watching said video.

… is a frustrated singer and musician.

… Leaves a shirt (or two) lying around my room.

… gets scolded by mother dearest for said shirt(s).

… dreams of owning a Ferrari someday

… drives dad’s car without a license.

… denies the mysterious dents on said car.

… Wishes he wouldn’t have to age another day. (Don’t we all?)

… Wants to stay a kid FOREVER.

… is all set for NEVERLAND.

… Discovered in 5th grade that girls were… pretty neat.

… Had his first schoolboy crush on the cute girl in the third row.

… Had more than his fair share of heartbreaks.

… Met the girl of his dreams five years later.

… Found true love for the very first time.

… Felt what it was like to lose himself in the sweetest embrace.

... knows how it feels like to have his heart b r o k e n in half.

… spends his days thinking about what could have been.

… spends his evenings listening to sappy love songs.

… takes lonely walks in the pouring rain.

… whispers his secrets into the dreary night sky.

… wishes that he could be with her just one last time


On this quiet rainy evening in May, I decided to revamp my profile :D Thanks for putting up with that random drabble I came up with. And yes, I have been heartbroken. Guess what? Time doesn't heal. That's bullcrap.

Oops. Haha. Well anyway, onto my info:

(X) NAME: Its MARCO. I don't mind giving out my real name, because its not like one of you people would suddenly start stalking me or anything XD My other name (in another language) is FANG. Use whichever one you like.

(X) AGE: 19 + 1 x 4 + 10 - 71 = my age. Do the math. (If you really want to know.)

(X) HEIGHT: I stand two inches short of six feet.

(X) RACE: Chinese

(X) LOCATION: Manila, Philippines. (Soon to change. We're migrating.)

(X) HOBBIES: Okay. I'll elaborate a bit more on this.

--> Eating: I eat FIVE square meals a day. XD Go figure.

--> Bodybuilding: I've been at it 5 times a week for 2 years now. I guess you could say that I'm "buffer" than the average guy. But definitely NOT the Schwarzenegger type. That guy is ripped.

--> Daydreaming: Yep, I daydream a LOT! This is when I usually think of ideas for my stories :D

--> Sleeping: Ahh, yes. The time of day when I'm not bound by reality (or the Laws of Physics for that matter). Then I can go to Konoha and be a shuriken-throwing, jutsu-using, toad-summoning, butt-whooping ninja, kill Sasuke, marry Ino, have lots of blonde, blue-eyed, mind-walking babies and live happily ever after. XD

--> Writing: One thing in common that I share with everyone at FF.net :D


--> Rain: It doesn't matter whether its a light drizzle or a strong downpour. I LOVE rain. I love it twice as much if there's a nice thunderstorm that comes along with it. I don't believe that staying out in the rain will make you sick. It has been like a dear friend to me over the years. It comes along every once in a while to wash away the prickly heat of the summer - and the pain of losing my first love. :c Funny how it always seems to rain whenever I think about her...

--> Sunsets: I love the hour when day turns to night. Watching the twilight can be so peaceful and inspiring... and romantic. Haha.

--> Fast cars: Driving at 120kph really sends your adrenaline pumping and makes you feel alive... But you won't be for long if you're not careful. :P Buckle up, people! May MMDA! XD

--> Music: I listen to all kinds of music. (Except oldies. I really can't stand them.) My favorite artists (by order) include Justin Timberlake, Fall Out Boy, Simple Plan, My Chemical Romance, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Ne-Yo, Linkin Park and Avril Lavigne. I also enjoy listening to Korean and Japanese pop.

--> Traveling: I consider this one of life's greatest joys. I love every minute of it - going through the airport, sitting giddily on the plane, waiting for 16 hours while tinkering with the in-flight entertainment, and the thrill of not knowing what to expect when you land. To date, I have been to five different countries outside of the Philippines. New Zealand is the best! :D

--> Animals: Especially DOGS. OMG. I have a cute little chihuahua who means the world to me :D Problem is, he can be too, uh, horny, at times... This poor guy still doesn't have a mate. Any takers out there? XP

~~~~Okay. 'Nuff said. :D If you managed read up to this point, then I thank you for your slight interest in li'l ol' me. :) I only see myself writing Naruto fics for the moment, as I can only obsess over one anime at a time. Now let us talk about story pairings:


Unlike a lot of people, I don't dislike or oppose any pairing. My reason for this is because all of the characters, like it or not, DO have a small chance of ending up with any other character of the opposite gender. Personally, I enjoy the challenge of making an unlikely couple end up together. (think ShikaHina, KakaIno, GaaSaku, even OrochiSaku. O_O)

HOWEVER. One thing I cannot stand is YAOI. I'm sorry, but it seems so... unnatural. Just the thought of two grown men glomping each other in bed is enough to make me hurl. @_@ (My McDonalds' double cheeseburger almost "came back from the abyss" halfway through Brokeback Mountain) Ugh. -_-;

I have nothing against Yaoi-loving people, though. If you happen to like Yaoi, we can still be friends. But please don't expect me to like it.

BUT! YURI is different. Haha. ~Grins sheepishly~ Honestly. What normal, healthy male wouldn't like to see two beauties going at each other like hellcats? :P

My favorite pairings include:

~NejiHina (I know, its incestuous. But you've got to admit, they do make a darn cute couple! :D I can relate somewhat too... teehee XD)

~SasuHina (She, the innocent, well-bred, painfully shy maiden. He, the lusty, cocky, hotblooded avenger. One word. HOTT! XD)

~NaruSaku (We all know that bastard doesn't deserve her. Sakura's clearly better off with Naruto.)

~SakuIno (This is so... WRONG. Sizzlin' hott though. XD)

--to be cont'd--


Who Cut the Cheese? Sillyfic, dated back during Naruto's Academy years. Someone has unleashed a killer fart inside the classroom, and it's up to the girls to find out who.

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Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Forget About Me by Hyuchiha Ruki reviews
Shikamaru heaved a heavy sigh. He shouldn’t be here. It was a piece of the puzzle he called his past and when one lingers within one’s past it could end up to regret." He stands before Ino's front door. Does he dare to knock? Shika & Ino. One-shot. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Shattered Minds by Wicked Enough reviews
//AU//SasuSaku//CHAPTER 21// 'Of course I can't love you,' he hissed into the dark. 'I am the Avenger. I'm using you because you're a whore and a spy. I promised I would give you freedom... Nothing else.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,172 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
No Way Out by xxIcyAngelxx reviews
Sakura and the girls goes to the hotsprings! But EVERYTHING goes wrong, especially if the hotel is HAUNTED with a PERVERTED manager. They get trapped in WITH the guys! Not to mention there's a black out... SasuSakuOC NxH,NxT,SxI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,172 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Sakura H.
On Death Row by shinee-pebbles reviews
Sasuke gets one last shot at happiness... sasuhina ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,673 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The Marshmallow Collection by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
[50themes]A collection of sweet, soft, and fluffy SasuSaku fics. 11th: It was the little moments that mattered. [all your chibi!SasuSaku fantasies]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,509 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Irony Of Love by juliagulia1017 reviews
[REPOSTED] Tired of Naruto messing up her chances of being with Sasuke, Sakura comes up with a plan to get the dobe out of her hair once and for all. SasuHina, NaruIno, SakuPAKKUN?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Windows of the soul by raging hobo reviews
Being Naruto isn't easy, but he never gives up. Someone admires that in him. Someone he loves dearly. Experience the joy, the sadness, the triumph, and the overwhelming love that is Naruto's life. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 142,559 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/12/2005
Just Persuasion by SilverShine reviews
[SasuSaku] ”Things are different now. We’re not the same as before.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 188 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Onegai, Senpai by juliagulia1017 reviews
[ON HIATUS] Hinata wanted to learn how to be a suitable lover for Naruto, but with overprotective Hiashi and Neji in the way, and her friends out of town, who else can she turn to for help? Uchiha Sasuke, pleasure expert, at your service! OOC SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Bonds by LeadYouIn reviews
Team 7 friendship one shot. Kakashi's reflections as he looks back on their final battle.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Complete
In the woods by lonely whisperz reviews
KibaHinata. Kiba overheard Hinata expressing her feelings to Naruto... Physically, he shows her how betrayed he feels.. However, The future always holds surprises for everyone. WARNING! WILL NOT APPEAL TO EVERYONE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
My Fair Lady by TakeHeart reviews
[Oneshot] It's a competition between Kiba and Shino to win Hinata? Pure Team 8 fluff. Or is it unfluff? [ShinoHinaKiba]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Hinata H. - Complete
Sunsets by chibi-abi reviews
“I’ve always loved sunsets. I don’t know why. Watching the sun set with you has been one of my dreams, you know... ONESHOT, slight sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Foxy Baby by juliagulia1017 reviews
Hinata. Dirty dancing. Alcohol. 'nuff said. [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ties That Bind by LeadYouIn reviews
It is completely impossible to tell where one of us ends and the other begins. Team Seven friendship oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Something There by Tsubame Ongaku reviews
Sakura had loved Sasuke practically forever. Sasuke never seemed to care but there is no hiding the fact that...something is definitely there...trilogy...three parts only...AWWW...XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Complete
A Matter of Taste by Szabotage reviews
Jiraiya tries to teach Naruto a lesson about women. Vignette written for challenge. Spoilers for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
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Forever in Love With You reviews
Neji has left Tenten for good, leaving the poor girl lonely and heartbroken. Moving on has never been easy since. Find out why. NejiTen fluffapalooza. Oneshot. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Where Mountains Touch the Sky reviews
The Uchiha clan needs to be reborn, while the Hyuugas have to be reunified. And the only way to do either of these is by marrying a certain heiress. Guess who the lucky girl is. xxx SasuHinaNeji triangle xxx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H.
My Pink Cherry Blossom reviews
After several years of being a hopeless Sasuke fan girl, Sakura decides she's had enough. She moves on and breaks all ties with him. However, what happens when Sasuke realizes that without her by his side, life is just not worth the living? Mainly SasSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,437 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.