Author has written 10 stories for Nightmare Before Christmas, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Movie X-overs, X-overs, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Alice in Wonderland, Teen Titans, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.
My name is Sugarhype, but you can call me Great Teacher Hype-sama, SH, or Sugar for short. I’m working on my first novel (No, for reals!), I have not updated very many of my fanfictions lately, and I have a very short attention span- ooh! Look! A squirrel!
My favorite bands/musicians: My Chemical Romance, Disturbed, Powerman 5000, Weird Al (His music is addicting! It’s my crack!), Queen, Train, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Fall Out Boy, All-American Rejects (At least their older songs), Cranberries, and (SOME) Marilyn Manson.
Favorite Movies: Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Toy Story 1&2, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Terminator, Terminator 2: Rise of the machines, Resident Evil, Godzilla (1999 movie), Cloverfield, Harry Potters 1; 2; 4-6, Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, Edward Scissorhands, The Dark Knight, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Night of the living Dead (The original classic Romero B&W), Star Wars 4-6, The new Star Trek movie, The Last Samurai, Tron, Van Helsing.
Favorite Actors/Actresses/Directors: The holy trinity of Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, and Helena Bonham Carter; Hugh Jackman; Nicholas Cage; The guy who plays Lucius Malfoy; Tom Felton; Rupert Grint.
Favorite TV shows: Doctor Who, Steven King’s The Stand (Yes, I know it’s actually a miniseries, but whatever), Teen Titans, Samurai Jack, Phineas and Ferb, Futurama, King of the Hill, Codename: Kids next door, The Batman (Not this current Batty crap, the last series), Batman: The Animated Series, CSI.
Favorite Anime/Manga: Bizenghast, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Hetalia, Sugar Sugar Rune, Uzamaki, Ultimo, Death Note, Scott Pilgrim, Ranma ½, Pokémon, Princess Ai, Alice in the Country of Hearts, Bloody Kiss, Vampire Knight, Honey and Clover, The Gentlemen’s Alliance , Full Moon Wo Sagashite, Azumanga Daioh, Negima, King of Thorn, Kamikaze Kaito Jeanne, Shugo Chara, Yotsuba&!
Fictional characters I am in love with: V (Graphic Novel Version), Capitan Jack Sparrow, Ron Weasly, Tarrant Hightopp, Wolverine/Logan, The Joker, The Riddler, Edward Scissorhands (Cullen can rot in hell, for all I care), Dracula, Edaniel, Tom Cullen (He’s not from Twlght, he’s from The Stand!).
Sparrabossa, Willabeth, Hatter/Alice, Hatter/Knave, JokerBat, JokerQuinn, Burton Trio (Wonka/Hatter/Edward), London Trio (Sweeney/Fredrick/Ichabod), Jack/Sally, Eragon/Arya, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Bellatrix/Voldemort, Dumbledore/Snape, Touga/Saioji (Did I spell that right?), Yuki/Kaname, and I'll add more if I think of it.
That about covers it. As you can see, I have very varied interests. Now, on to the mandatory ‘Copy and paste this into your profile’ segment!
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die. If you think Orlando Bloom looks, acts, and sounds like a constipated ape, paste this into your profile.
If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)
If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.
If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you're looking at these copy and paste things and thinking--I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!, copy and paste this into your profile!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you see The Joker everywhere and hear his laugh during the day put this in your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Man that was fun".
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
Rules are like paper clips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
If yOu think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.
Things to keep in mind:
I won’t beta something if I haven’t seen the fandom it’s written about, but I will beta things I have seen. I will also beta Slash and yaoi, unless it’s a pairing that makes me puke (But there’s not very much that will do that).
I am a Grammar Nazi, so don’t ask me to beta your story unless you’ve got some thick skin or spelling skills. I am serious; I will attack it like a starving man attacks a cheeseburger he found in the trash.
There are some fandoms I absolutely will not read/beta. They are Twlght mostly, but a few other things, Ask and I’ll tell you.
If I like a story, I’ll add it to my alert list. My favorites list is old and outdated, so ignore it completely, please.
When reading my stories, please keep in mind when they were last updated. If it’s more than two years ago, I’m probably not going to update again. Eventually, I’ll clear those out, but not right now. Sorry.
NO, I WILL NOT BETA YOUR MPREG! Mpregs make me vomit and are the most disgusting things ever written! Only exception is if it’s a genderbender story and the males are females, hence capable of being knocked up! Otherwise, NO.
Things I am/Will be actively working on:
Crashing through the Glass: I’m fighting writer’s block on this one. May be a while before it updates again, but bear with me.
Family Ties that Bind: When I finish Crashing, I’ll get back on this. It’s based off my very first ever fanfiction, which sucked eggs, and was so sue-infested I’m amazed it came from my brain.
Unnamed POTC Fanfiction: fixing my old Pirates story. Prepare for rockage!
The Wild Cards: I do want to do more with this, but for now it’s a one-shot.
Mary-Sue Slayer Squadron: Later. I’ll get to this later.
Random quotes from my not-so-everyday life:
Kaci: Headbangs nananananananananana…BATMAN! BATMAN! Throws the ‘Rock out’ sign
Me: Can I squeeze your hat?
Me & Kaci: There’s a hole in the world like a Great Black Pit and it’s full of people who are FULL OF SHIT!! And the Vermin of the world In-ha-bit it! But Not For Loooooooong!
Kitty: ROCK ON!
Me: Singing …My body is an orphanage, we take everyone in…
Courtney: It’s an orphanage all right.
Kaci: Guess what I have? YAOI!!
Me: Yaoi? I can has? Gimmiegimmegimme!
Me: sings with accompanying play-dough beatings …The worst pies in Lon-don! Even that’s polite, the worst pies in Lon-don! If you’d only take a bite…?
Everyone else @ table: O_o
Adam: Did anyone else just see that?
Adam: Like, seven guys just came out of the bathroom all at once, and they were all smiling and zipping their flies!
Joseph: They were having an ORGY!
Me: Jumps over block, trips over block, lands on ground, and jumps back up I am O-Kay!
Rest of drama class: O_o Did you just see that?
Josh: Remember the Knife-ka!
While playing charades
Nick: ‘I summon the demons of darkness to assist me!’
Me: I don’t act like that! …Do I?
Rest of drama class: YES.
Nick: No! Don’t eat that! Cannibalope is PEOPLE! Strikes one-armed dramatic pose
While in a pool
Me: I now have undeniable proof that Batman is gay for robin!
Courtney: I thought you liked batman.
Me: No, I like the Joker. He ish made of win.
Melly: So how is he gay?
Me: Well, first he kidnaps him, then he takes him to his batcave, then he lock him inside with a whole bunch of shiny weapons. Then he goes around calling him ‘sport’ and ‘kid’ and ‘snot’ when he’s pissed off! Then to cover it all up, he has hot masked sex with the Black Canary! Pelvic thrusts
Me & Melly: At Pricilla’s, where fun and fantasy meet!
Melly: At Jokervilla’s, where all of insanity meets!
Me: Lol. They sell Knives, bombs, and the awesome “slaughter is the best medicine” truck! And the other place sells “Batmobiles” “Batarangs” and “Batpods”. Note the air quotes!
Melly: Imitates Robin No, I don’t want to go in! Noooooooooooo!!
Me: Melly, I love your smexy smex brain!
Melly: I know. You shouted it at the top of your lungs in the middle of a crowded hallway!
Kaci: I have an UNCENSORED YAOI!!
Me: YAOI?? I CAN HAS!!
Me: Poke I poketh you!
Adrian: Poking leads to pregnancy.
Me: Pokes again
Kaci: In Johnny Depp Voice ‘Ello, my love.
Kaci: Wow, that worked better than I thought it would!
Me: Batman is gonna raep Robin up the butt with an AXE!
Courtney: Oh my god, Yes!
Melly: I fail to see how that would work. Is he going to jam the handle up there or the sharp part? It would rip him in half!
Courtney: Oh my god Yes!!
Me: I am a second-gen Star trekkie in the making. Woot.
Me: Have you seen the new guy they have replacing David Tennant on Dr. Who??
Molly: He’s LEAVING??
Me: Yep. And the new guy looks like Edward Cullen with long hair!
Molly: Kill me now, no.
Molly: …so I’m on MySpace last night, and I see this neat little banner! It’s got the triforce (With the wings and all), and above it says “Why, yes, I am a Twilight fan”. So I put it on my page, then go leave to do something, and I hear “WHAT THE BEEP? TWILIGHT?? …Oh, wait, it’s Twilight Princess!” And I’m all like Yeah… No duh it’s Twilight Princess.
Me: Vampires do not sparkle! They INCINERATE!!
Kaci: We do not incinerate!
Me: Do you sparkle?
Me: TAKE ME WITH YOU!!
Me: Geek is a virus to which there is no cure.
Taelor: Both of you are my ukes.
Me: I am not an uke!
Taelor: You are my yaoi uke!
Me: Well, then maybe I am…
Taelor: You are so my yaoi uke bitch.
Mr. Belcher: Okay, who can tell me who founded Standard Oil?
Guy: Oil Roberts?
The entire class stares at him, the bursts out laughing
Me: There’s a hole in the world like a great black pit…
Tick-Tock: And the vermin of the world inhabit it…
Me: And its morals aren’t worth what a pig could spit!
Tick-Tock: And it goes by the name of London!
Both of us: At the Top of the whole sit a privileged few!
Me: Making a mockery of the vermin in the lower Zoo…
Tick-Tock: Turning beauty into filth and greed-
Us: I too have sailed the world and seen its won-ders! For the cruelty of men is as wondrous as Peru! BUT THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE LONDON!
Nicholas: Wow, you two are strange.
Tick-tock: I’m not strange, I’m weird!
Me: I feel like such an idiot!
Melly: Why, what happened?
Me: I had to rap in front of my entire third hour! I had to rap about the Industrial Revolution!
Melly: And why did you not come get me so I could film it? This would make excellent teasing material for the rest of our lives!
Me: Aren’t you supposed to be on my side?
Whew that’s a lot of profile! But wait, there’s more!
Fanfictions I will eventually get around to writing:
An owner’s manual to Tarrant Hightopp! (I may get started on this one sooner than you think, though)
A re-write of my TNBC story!
A fanfiction university of Gotham similar to Sirenofthesea’s Fanfiction University of the Caribbean!
A Pokémon FF for my OC, Torchy.
More Mary-Sue Slayer Squad stories, spanning multiple universes! (Just wait for the story where they go sue-hunting in HP fandom)
“Will your Alice Fanfiction be a Pirates Crossover?”
HELL. NO. Jack was in there as a JOKE! People, If I’m going to do an X-over, it’ll be listed as one!
“Will you be my beta reader?”
What do you write mostly? Is it something I’m interested in? Is it on the list of things I won’t do? What are the pairings? Elaborate, elaborate, and ELABORATE! I need info if you’re asking me to do this for you. Plus, see the things I said earlier.
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