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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, and Stargate: SG-1. Hey, I've only just discovered that I get a profile! Cool or what? Anyway, the fact that you're reading this obviously means that you've seen something I've written. I hope you liked it and didn't think it drivel. For those of you wishing to know something about me, I am a huge Stargate SG-1 and Harry Potter fan. I also like CSI, but I don't write for that (yet). I'm also one of those people who finds writing serious fanfiction very hard, so you'll find that most if not all of my fics will be parodies, or at least humourous. Who said accurate characterisation was important anyway? In real life, I'm Geology & Archaeology graduate from a University in the UK, now a masters student studying Heritage Management. I write lots of essays, read lots of books and used to work in a library. If you like what you read then please; review. It makes me happy. :) |
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Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,758 - Reviews: 7934 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 5/1/2020 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 2096 - Favs: 4,724 - Follows: 2,518 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Visitors and Fish by literatiwannabe reviews
Benjamin Franklin said that fish and visitors stink after three days. In this short followup to A Maneuvering Business, Jack finds out he was right. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Letters to Snape by Flair Verona the Slytherin Queen reviews
This is a story where the readers send in Letters to be answered by Professor Snape..there will be snarkiness! Finally Finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,408 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
PuppyDog Eyes by Wheezy1 reviews
AU. What if Hagrid took Harry instead of leaving him with the Dursleys? What kind of parent would he be? Humorous. Rated T for mild violence. No sex, no slash, no swearing. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,515 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
What Witches Want by vowtoslash reviews
What happens when Ron can hear what witches are thinking? Based on the movie, What Women Want. HBP? What HBP? COMPLETE! REVISED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Follow the Butterflies by heartdamoose reviews
Ron manages to make a patronus.Now if only he could make it go away.What was a small patronus mistake,soon turns into blackmail.Where reciting poetry to P.McG and seeing what's really in F and G's room leads to one of the most hilarious events of all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,240 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Ron W. - Complete
Daydream Believer by literatiwannabe reviews
Jack's just walking down the hall of the Pentagon one day, innocent and unsuspecting.... COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Bothering Snape by Billycan reviews
PRE HBP Ginny and two of her friends make a list of 40 ways to bother Professor Snape, and Ginny is elected to carry them out. Inspired by the 'Bothering Snape' cartoons.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,121 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Maneuvering Business by literatiwannabe reviews
Marriage is indeed a maneuvering business. Otherwise explained as SG1 goes Austen and wackiness ensues. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,002 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
There's a B List in my Closet by literatiwannabe reviews
Storage closets at the SGC were, in their own way, as important as the ‘Gate itself. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Instructions on what to do when you lose a Daniel by kelinor reviews
Answer to a Heliopolis chalenge blah-something, I can't remember exactly. - points to the title
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2004 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson
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The Little Things reviews
It's the little things you do that make me fall... SamOther, SamJack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 10/16/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Sam Carter: The Event Horizon of Reason reviews
Sequel to Sam Carter's Diary. Last year, Sam read a book called 'Bridget Jones' Diary' and decided to emulate Bridget by keeping a diary of her own. She had a very memorable year. Now that year is over, but another is about to begin...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 1/28/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Tiger Lily reviews
Marauder timeframe fic. JamesLily. Sequel to My Lilyflower. Lily gets her diary out again, to chronicle her latest trials and tribulations... [Gentle Humour]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
My Lilyflower reviews
Marauder's timeframe fic. LilyJames. Poor Lily has noone to confide in but a tattered old book. She's lonely, but that won't stop her being her irrepressable self... Gentle Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hermione Granger's Diary reviews
Hermione reads that classic muggle book 'Bridget Jones' Diary' and decides to start a diary of her own, just like Bridget's. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,673 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
Sam Carter's Diary reviews
Sam gets a book for Christmas that inspires her to do some diarywriting... A fic very much in the Bridget Jones mould!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 7/13/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Who Wants to Be A Millionaire SGC Style! reviews
If you've read 'The Weakest Link SGC Style' then you'll know what to expect. SG1 and friends are still trying to raise some extra cash, so they go on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Complete
Robin Hood SGC Style! reviews
It's the classic fairytale of Robin Hood, with a little of a Stargate twist... Now Complete!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Weakest Link SGC Style! reviews
A forerunning contender for the 'Wierdest Crossover Ever' award, brought to you by the author of the SGC Style Fairytales! SG1 are a bit short of cash, so decide to go on the TV show 'The Weakest Link' to raise that extra money...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Complete
Snow White SGC Style! reviews
Yet another fairytale parody! Hopefully you're not feeling bored of them just yet...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Sleeping Beauty SGC Style! reviews
The very first fairytale parody with a Stargate twist that I ever wrote. Now complete!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Cinderella SGC Style! reviews
A classic fairy tale with a Stargate twist... Now Complete!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
My Secret Love reviews
Hermione has a secret love, but what will happen when Ginny finds out about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete