You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or Face Book

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

add this to you profile if you think it's funny:
Father:” Your in big trouble miss.!"
Child: "I Didn't do anything
Father: "YOU KICKED HIM!"
Child: "It was an accident!"
Father: "In The Face..."
Child: "My foot slipped.."
Father: "Five times?!"
Child: "..."

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (those kids r really mean... the poor rabbit is going insane... havent u ever seen that "got milk" comercial?)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai, ChOpStIcKsXOXO, blood-fire-dragon, Aqua and Marine, Ace Hardwind, Alex Ultra, angel61991.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, blood-fire-dragon, Aqua and Marine, AceHardwind, Alex Ultra, angel61991.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, ChOpstIcKsXOXO, blood-fire-dragon, Aqua and Marine, Ace Hardwind, Alex Ultra, angel61991.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it... (If this is you, copy to your profile). (i seriously have a shirt that says this)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. (I've also threatened the DVD player when it desided 2 spite me by not working when i wanted 2 play a game.)

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" (I've had ppl ask me how my brain works & I've answered "idk... i just does stuff when I dont want it 2.")

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you’re still reading this then copy and paste this onto your profile.

96% of teenage girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. Post this on your profile if you're the 4% who'd be at the bottom, eating popcorn and chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!"

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, freexflyer, Awsea-mazin-licious, Llama Llama Duck, Yura-chan, DragonSaphira, Axenome, Alex Ultra, angel61991

~Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

~Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

~Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

~Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

~You always get what’s coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

~Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

~They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people. (Unless you're Deidara. And have explosives.)

~Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

~I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

~The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

~I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

~Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

~Forecast for tonight: darkness

~If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

~I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

~Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

~How come when you mix water with flour, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

~If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

~Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

~Hell is full of musical amateurs

~There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

~I'm not random I just have many thoughts

~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

If you are an Axel fan girl, then copy and paste this onto your profile

Copy and paste this into your profile if Axel's (and/or Demyx's!) death scene affected your emotions in a depressing way

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or have a thumb war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.

Crazy is when your so obsessed with Axel (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out. (I LOVE AXEL!!)

Crazy is when you're going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when you're crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense every day during gym.

Crazy is when you break your computer because Riku and the whole of StarClan told you to.

Crazy is when you yell in the middle of Wal-Mart because you just found Pocky.

Crazy is randomly glomping someone and calling them daddy (even if they are a girl) just because you think their reaction will be funny!

Crazy is when you have a substitute teacher, you give yourself a new name and pretend to be the new kid.

Crazy is when you wear Roxas and Sora's necklaces (or another article of clothing relating to Kingdom Hearts) every day.

Crazy is when you style your little bro's hair like Sora's, just because you can.

Crazy is when the only reason you play the Sims 2 anymore is because you have some awesome KH couples on there.

Crazy is when you run down the street yelling names and quotes from video games/movies/anime while doing weird jumping poses

Crazy is when you enjoy watching someone get hurt

Crazy is when freak out for no apparent reason.

Crazy is when you shout out random things in the middle of class.

Crazy is when you start arguing with yourself.

Crazy is when you shout random KH lines in the middle of class just to see what the non-KH lovers do.

Crazy is when you have KH music on your Ipod/Mp3 player

Crazy is when you glomp the TV when you see Axel come on screen (YAY!)

Crazy is when you drink 4 cans of Mountain Dew in a row under twenty minutes. (YAY FOR SODA!! ^w^)

Crazy is when you give everyone in Organization XIII Nicknames. (A.K.A. Marly, Dem, Ax, Sexy Zexy, Roxy)

Crazy is when you make up Organization XIII names for all your friends and call them by the names.

Crazy is when you have an arguement with a friend over who Kurama belongs to even though you know he isnt real.

Crazy is when you stare at some one as if they are insane when they say that your weird. (I'm not weird... I'm just a crazy otaku.)

If you're crazy, copy and paste this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this, but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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