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Joined 07-05-05, id: 848360
Author has written 9 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Office, and Glee.

Hi:

I'm Ken. If you're reading this, you've probably read some of my stories. I'll just start off by apologizing and saying I'll try to do better next time. My favorite story is The Sisters. If you're looking for something else to read, I would recommend that one. For some reason it reads better if you listen to Parklife by Blur.

My longest story so far (Higher Education and Abandoned Buildings) is in a completed form, but I'm going back now and correcting inconsistencies and adding a little more characterization. Since people asked, I'm continuing the story. Try listening to the Velvet Underground while reading.

Blight is the other story I'm working on at this time. It's a bit darker than the others I've posted. I will probably try to think of something light and fluffy to counterbalance. Otherwise I'll get mopy. The Wedding Present is good music for this one.

Okay, my new story (The Odd Couple) is about as light as I can do. I feel better now. Definitely the Replacements for this one.

I'm also working on a story called the Blue Angel. It's based on a kind of obscure J Geils song.

I've added a story based on the TV show the office, mainly because that's about the only thing I currently find on TV that's worth watching. More of a Coldplay kind of thing.

I have a novel out called Quaternary Alluvium. You can get it at any of the interenet bookstores. I think it's funny. As far as fanfic goes, I like Btvs. My favorite characters are Xander, Willow, and Tara. I tend to write Buffy as a little less self-involved than some folks, I like to see her as someone who is very enthusiastic and impulsive. As far as things go with me, I write a lot of different things, am struggling with a second novel (my pen name is from one of the characters in it), and need to hear music to get through a story. Reviews are always welcome as I know I have a lot to learn.

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Beauty and the Geek by GLEEful Heart reviews
"Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme..." A glimpse into the blossoming relationship started in my previous story Lean on Me. Quartie.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 98,792 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Artie A., Quinn F.
The Taming of Santana by B.Rhapsody reviews
A new school year brings new things for Artie and Santana. The outcomes are unexpected. Post Journey. Summary could be much better. Read and Review!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 97,061 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Santana L., Artie A. - Complete
Of Thunderstorms, Being Caught and Hallmark Cards by kittymchale reviews
"We'd missed each others touch. The little inside jokes. The way we both fit so perfectly on Artie's bed." The Chronicles of sneaking out, catching up and joking around. Switches between Artie and Tina's POVs.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Artie A., Tina C.
The Seven Deadly Sins by saphronandspice reviews
For a prompt from Bella carelesswisdom about Artina and the Seven Deadly Sins. Each chapter will be based on one of the Seven Deadly Sins.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,723 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Artie A., Tina C.
The Breadstix Pact by Adatrix reviews
Tina and Santana, the new unholy twins in Lima, make a pact to break up Brittany and Artie. This is classified as a Tina/Artie story because they're my main couple, but there'll be Brittana, and of course Tina/Santana friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Tina C., Artie A.
Unexpected Talent by RemoWilliams reviews
Mostly Brittany/Artie with a small hint of possible future Santana/Finn. Bonus points to whoever catches the literary reference.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Artie A., Brittany P.
Outside Humanity by Drake Roberts reviews
When Ms. Summers asked Tara to babysit Dawn for the week, she thought it would be fun. That was before Spike showed up with Xander. A six year old Xander. Why is Xander six, you ask? That's what Angel wants to know. It's gonna be a long week.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,628 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Xander H., Spike
Too Big for the Present by Kirsteena reviews
A new year for New Directions, and with a little help, all is going well - until one of the Glee members is forced to leave. But is there more to this than meets the eye?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,594 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Artie A., Tina C.
Reconnecting by DazedConfused reviews
Set in season 7 inaround the episode'The killer in me', Willow is tired of Kennedy's advances and whilst alone in the house has a long talk with Xander.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Willow R., Xander H. - Complete
The Heart Loves Who It Will by Gina1982 reviews
What happens when Buffy falls for Tara after Tara helps her deal with being resurrected in season six?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,650 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Tara M., Buffy S. - Complete
Me, My Bestfriend and Baby Makes Three by Silent Angel of Time reviews
Willow and Xander grew up together and they always figured they would raise their children together...then things changed but now they about to embark on the joys of parenthood...together...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,592 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Willow R., Xander H.
Being There by Lysa-uk reviews
Xander is there for Willow after Oz's departure.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,341 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Xander H., Willow R.
Losing you by Joyce3 reviews
Xander and Buffy grow closer to each other after the events in Gone. Final chapter ten is now up!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,247 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
Grief, Relief & Love by Lysa-uk reviews
Set during and after 'Doppelgangland', going slightly AU. The title probably gives a better clue.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Xander H., Willow R.
Everytime by Lysa-uk reviews
Xander thinks about his life after the end of Sunnydale, and, more importantly, his best friend.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Xander H., Willow R.
Pumpkin Promises by Lucinda reviews
Slightly AU season 4. Tara's at the Scooby Thanksgiving, something that Xander may soon be thankful for.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Xander H., Tara M.
Silver Tongued by Tony McD reviews
What if Xander worn something different for Halloween?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Xander H.
Rebuilding the House of Scooby by Tony McD reviews
Xander is given the chance to rebuild the House of Scooby.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,263 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Xander H., Buffy S.
Secrets by Cyclone reviews
Not all love triangles end in heartbreak.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,508 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/23/2002 - Xander H., Tara M. - Complete
Nightingale by Jason Thompson reviews
Faith takes care of a critically injured Xander...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2001 - Xander H., Faith L.
Accidents Will Happen by lwbush reviews
Something happens that changes Xander's relationship with all the Scoobies, but especially Buffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,520 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2001 - Xander H., Buffy S.
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No Good Deed reviews
Spoilers through Comeback. A celebration in glee club has unintended consequences. Ensemble piece but the main incident involves Artie
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,946 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Artie A. - Complete
Summer Camp reviews
Jim tells Pam a story about a summer camp and his first love
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Hi Ho, etc reviews
Can Kelly and the seven dwarves lead Jim back to Pam? Sequel to Team Building
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
Blue Angel reviews
In an AU where Kendra didn't die in season 2, post chosen, Xander meets a girl in a bar
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,329 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Xander H., Faith L.
Team Building reviews
The Dunder Mifflin Crew play paintball. Set after Safety Training.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Blight reviews
Dark Season 2 AU. Xander looks back on the event that changed his life, and the tragic aftermath. Character death. With Buffy, Cordelia, Jenny, Joyce, Angel, Spike, Dru, and Tara.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,021 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Xander H.
The Sisters reviews
A short autumnal piece that shows Xander at 5, 15, and 22.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Xander H.
Statistics reviews
A short AU based on the Story Incan Mummy Girl with Xander, Willow, Buffy, and Ampata
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Xander H., Willow R.
Best Served Cold reviews
Set in Season 4 after “Something Blue.” One way things could have taken gone before the changes in “Hush.” D’Hoffryn doesn’t give up on Willow. He uses Anya and Spike to bring the redhead into the vengeance demon fold. WX
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Willow R., Xander H.
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