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Closure by Fragilelittleflame reviews
{Butterflies Series - Part Three} A year ago, I didn't know him. Seven months ago, he asked who the hell I was as I sat in his dressing room, waiting to break the news to him that I was his new publicist. Six months ago, we went to New York and nothing was the same after that first night. I didn't want things to ever be the same again. AU/AH/RATED M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,603 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 1/29 - Bella, Edward
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,383 - Reviews: 6287 - Favs: 13,746 - Follows: 16,363 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 94 - Words: 663,984 - Reviews: 18071 - Favs: 8,223 - Follows: 8,678 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Basilisk-born by Ebenbild reviews
What if the Dementor attack in 5th year had ended with Harry losing? What if someone had stepped in to save him? And what if Harry ended up in the past with a chance to be more than he ever was before? A story about a forcibly time travelled Harry and its consequences... Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 630,616 - Reviews: 6949 - Favs: 9,912 - Follows: 10,374 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Taste of Ink by Hotteaforme reviews
This summer was going to change everything. We just weren't prepared for how much.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 126,394 - Reviews: 3651 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 6/20/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reclaiming the House of Black by Fairywm reviews
Tired of the way he and his godson are treated, Sirius takes a stand and reclaims his house. No longer will he let others rule his life. Molly, and others, get a smack down. Umbitch is going down. I'll be back when I can. Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,209 - Reviews: 2610 - Favs: 5,529 - Follows: 6,240 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 2/26/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Hide and Drink by Savage7289 reviews
Bella's blood was just too tempting to be ignored. In this version of Twilight, Edward takes Bella on a sadistic journey with his monstrous side. While Edward drags her around the world, barely keeping a step ahead of his frantic family, Bella battles the monster for possession of the gentler vampire inside her captor. EPOV. "There was no other blood like this."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 248,998 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/14 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Freshmen by LayAtHomeMom reviews
"It's something I live with every single day."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,138 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 7/9/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Easy by Fragilelittleflame reviews
{Butterflies Series - Part Two} It was one thing to have an affair with infamous Tonight Show host Edward Cullen. It was a whole other experience to publicly date him. AU/AH/RATED M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,821 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 5/22/2020 - Complete
Clutch by Sunshine1220 reviews
The Devil's Outcasts MC and their families are no stranger to conflict and violence. Their lives have been full of both. History has taught them that family and the club are the only things they can really count on. Relationships and loyalties can change, though. Shifting gears is never easy, but when you do, don't forget to pull the clutch.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 209,197 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 12/29/2020 - Published: 1/21/2020 - Bella, Edward, OC - Complete
Gate 19 by iambeagle reviews
After finding out her flight from Denver to Seattle has been cancelled, Bella accepts a ride from a stranger who is also hoping to get home for Christmas. ExB Christmas fluff, y'all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,697 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Beautiful Mess by Rainbows and Puppies reviews
Edward Cullen spent the last five years living and breathing his work. When the time came where he had to chose between his head and his heart, he was stuck at a crossroad. Sometimes when a person has a key to your soul, there's very little you can do to resist and fight the connection. Olderward. Contemporary Romance. Slow burn. AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,499 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 10/30/2020 - Published: 7/11/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Divergence of Nature by Maplestyle reviews
There is a long-standing debate over nature versus nurture. For the Cullens and the McCartys, it's one they discover changes their lives irrevocably.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 26,116 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 9/17/2020 - Published: 6/27/2020 - Complete
Body of Christ by Belladonna and TheFictionFreak reviews
She was clearly in pain. She clearly needed help. How could I deny her? How could I ignore the distress of a child of God? I couldn't. And that was my downfall. Some drama, some laughs, plenty of UST. BxE AH AU of the spiritual kind
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 190,307 - Reviews: 4590 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 8/14/2020 - Published: 1/13/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Disorder of the Phoenix by JacobApples reviews
Seven years after defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter has been raising his godson, Teddy Lupin with the help of Teddy's grandmother, Andromeda Tonks. What will happen when Fawkes the Phoenix pulls this happy, war-weary family back in time for a chance at a better future. Set before the breakout from Azkaban in OOTP. No paradox.*What We Lost* is the sister fic without time-travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101,512 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 315 - Published: 8/10/2020 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Teddy L. - Complete
When Bella Met Edward by assilem33 reviews
"When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,737 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 6/28/2020 - Published: 2/26/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Relationship by Janaie42 reviews
Edward, a 38-year-old Restaurateur; Bella, a 27-year-old Financial Advisor. Both interested in the concept of love. A good game of cat and mouse could be exhilarating, but sometimes games didn't need to be played. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,113 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/5/2020 - Published: 4/16/2020 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
A Brand New Start by Fairywm reviews
Rita spouting lies, branded as a Dark wizard and goblins in a rage; Harry's had enough. So, he seeks to jump back in time to save himself from a life of misery and fickle loyalty, maybe a little revenge and mysteries along the way.Time Travel! A Harry raises himself fic. Non-epilogue compliant, non-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,491 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 7,530 - Follows: 4,345 - Updated: 5/21/2020 - Published: 8/8/2015 - [Harry P., OC] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Stages by pattyrose reviews
In eight distinct sketches of growth, including the fights, arguments, and misunderstandings that usually accompany each stage, watch how the little girl next door went from being the bane of my existence…to being the most important person in my existence. ExB. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,857 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 5/20/2020 - Published: 5/10/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 87 - Words: 410,293 - Reviews: 4365 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 5/15/2020 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
Bad Kind of Butterflies by Fragilelittleflame reviews
{Butterflies Series - Part One} I spent the last four years focused on school and leaving my demons behind me. Then, when I should have been thriving, I was thrown the one client no publicist in the city wanted. Tonight Show host Edward Cullen. My job would have been a lot easier if he didn't make my stomach flutter every time I saw him. E/B - AU/AH - RATED M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,966 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 5/15/2020 - Published: 1/31/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,670 - Reviews: 4050 - Favs: 4,542 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 3/31/2020 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Seven Nights by pattyrose reviews
What starts out as a relaxing, seven-night Caribbean cruise with her friends and boyfriend turns out to be much more than Isabella Swan bargained for. That is, once Edward Masen boards the ship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,415 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 3/24/2020 - Published: 8/17/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Duplicity by Sunshine1220 reviews
Du-plic-i-ty: noun 1. contradictory doubleness of thought, speech, or action 2. the quality or state of being double or twofold. Synonyms: deceitfulness, deception, double-dealing, underhandedness, dishonesty, fraud, trickery, subterfuge, treachery... The worst thing about betrayal is it never comes from your enemies. Expansion of We Love Mobward Contest entry. ExB, OOC JxA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 149,268 - Reviews: 3078 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 3/14/2020 - Published: 8/22/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting Blitzed by Nolebucgrl reviews
The continuing adventures of Cockyback and Reed Girl. College is over and real life awaits. How will they handle the ups and downs thrown their way as Edward enters the NFL and Bella approaches graduation? Rated R for Rainbow. Sequel to Sideline Collision.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 318,146 - Reviews: 14693 - Favs: 4,079 - Follows: 3,404 - Updated: 3/14/2020 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Complete
This Thing Called Love by iambeagle reviews
On the day of his sister's wedding, Edward might have something up his sexy sleeve for Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,531 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 2/27/2020 - Published: 1/27/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Stuff My Stocking by assilem33 reviews
**COMPLETE** "It's Christmas, Henrietta, you can't go overboard on Christmas! That's just unheard of." Sequel to Talk Turkey to Me - Another short story. Christmas with the Cullens and of course the Hendersons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/29/2019 - Published: 12/3/2019 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Soft Cotton by Janaie42 reviews
You don't just end an 18 year long friendship over a little inconsideration. Right? AH/Disclaimer: Sexual assault included in story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/18/2019 - Angela, Bella, Edward - Complete
Talk Turkey to Me by assilem33 reviews
**COMPLETE** "So, I guess this is where our journey ends. Sorry, I dragged you all this way." - A Thanksgiving Short Story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,860 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/1/2019 - Published: 11/10/2019 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Inauguration Day by compass54 reviews
On January 20th, the Commander in Chief swears an oath to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. The day has a specific schedule, a historic order of events that end with a new president in the White House. This time, the name is Cullen. Written for the Commander in Chief Contest and expanded. NOW COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,956 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 11/12/2019 - Published: 7/4/2019 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,753 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 3,713 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
Beneath the Branches by LayAtHomeMom reviews
"The town of Forks is typically synonymous with boredom, not serial killers."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,568 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 9/26/2019 - Published: 6/6/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 9,261 - Follows: 8,783 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Vacation Town by bicyclesarecool reviews
Reeling and traumatized from the death of her father and her subsequent move across the country, Bella finds herself in a popular vacation spot-in the off season. Here, she meets Edward, a boy dealing with his own ghosts, who she can't help but feel drawn to. Their tentative relationship grows as they learn to face their fears and learn that things might not be hopeless after all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,781 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 9/7/2019 - Published: 1/1/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tip of the Spear by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
The "tip of the spear" - in the military, they are the front line; the initial attack that draws first blood. As a CACO in the United States Marine Corps, Capt. Masen delivers that leading blow, too. He's often faced with handling the collateral damage this life can bring. He's accepted that love & commitment aren't for him…until she opens the door.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 245,810 - Reviews: 7594 - Favs: 3,970 - Follows: 3,453 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Useless Things by bicyclesarecool reviews
"The useless days will add up to something...these things are your becoming." No one said that growing up was easy, but for struggling musician Bella, it seems damn near impossible. Luckily, with her friends, her music, and the hot barista across the street, she might not completely screw up her entire life. AH, exb, ooc. M mostly for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 57,799 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 11/27/2018 - Published: 12/5/2017 - Complete
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 335,972 - Reviews: 6190 - Favs: 12,838 - Follows: 12,573 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Vahan by TheCauldron reviews
Dumbledore thinks he will rescue Harry from his terrible family, setting himself up as Harry's mentor. Unfortunately for him, somebody else got there first. BAMF!Harry, M for violence, language, child abuse/prostitution, drug use, and all around criminal goings on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,478 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 7/11/2018 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks he's just a player. He thinks she's a little odd. But you can't judge a book by its cover. And just wait until Bella discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH romantic comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 479,535 - Reviews: 26259 - Favs: 7,509 - Follows: 6,904 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Price of Betrayal by Alsas1975 reviews
Voldemort has always wanted to kill him, and the support of magical Britain has been inconsistent at best. What happens when Harry learns that some of those closest to him are not what they seem? Harry Potter one-shot. H/HG. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 3/14/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 9,833 - Follows: 3,441 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 3,897 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Aim Straight For The Heart by GeekChic12 reviews
"Jesus," Edward muttered. "Is it so hard to believe I'd want to go on a date with Swan?" A spur-of-the-moment bet will put Bella in a compromising position with the boy next door. They've been best friends since forever, so having his hand down her pants won't change anything... Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,496 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Complete
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 351,459 - Reviews: 7632 - Favs: 7,179 - Follows: 7,883 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Run, Hide, Revenge by maxigrumpling reviews
A dying woman. A compulsion to intervene. A pair on the run from a family who would interfere. Who shot her and why? How can he help her find out, resolve it and remain true to his nature and the expectations of his family? Edward and Bella OOC. Lemons. Jake lovers need go no further. Compete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,915 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 165 - Published: 11/18/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,171 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 3,213 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4891 - Favs: 14,750 - Follows: 15,731 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Trolling the Toad by Akela Victoire reviews
If his life at Hogwarts was going to be a living hell, then so was hers. She wouldn't know what hit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 86,140 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
The Man in the Elevator by MountainTop76 reviews
Bella lives for her morning elevator ride, and the sexy stranger she shares it with, but what will happen one night when she works late? Contest entry for the Control. Possess. Seduce. Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,597 - Reviews: 2036 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 6/24/2017 - Published: 3/12/2016 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,462 - Reviews: 9217 - Favs: 6,749 - Follows: 3,739 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Swansong by chicagochi4183 reviews
My name is Isabella. On my 23rd birthday I found out that Tanya Denali, my mother, stole me from my biological parents as a baby. You've seen the movie, but this is my version. This is my Swansong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 169,975 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,394 - Reviews: 2110 - Favs: 6,016 - Follows: 6,569 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Tinder is the Night by LayAtHomeMom reviews
With thousands of potential mates at your fingertips, finding a connection is just a swipe away. Sometimes you have to left swipe a lot of Mr. Wrongs to swipe Mr. Right.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 3/30/2017 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chimera by WeeKittyAndTAT reviews
Bella Swan has lived a sheltered life, and chooses to go to college as far from home as her strict parents will allow. After running into Edward Cullen, they become friends. One night will alter the life of both of them more than anyone can ever believe. When DNA doesn't tell the same story Bella tells, how will both their lives change? Banner by: CaiteexxGraphics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 271,069 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 3/30/2017 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MVP by AKABrattyVamp reviews
"Baseball is 90% mental, and the other half is physical." -Yogi Berra
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,750 - Reviews: 3549 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 8/3/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strange Reflections by LeQuin reviews
In the aftermath of the Second Blood War its horrors still haunt the survivors, the country needs to be rebuilt and the last thing Harry Potter needed was a family of Potters from another dimension suddenly appearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,885 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Shadow Mission by maxigrumpling reviews
Actor Edward Cullen is rich, famous & sexy as hell. There's just one fly in the ointment.He can't keep the other personalities in his head straight.Emmett, his bodyguard, needs help sorting his charge out.Enter his 'crew', Alice the hacker, Jasper his second, Rose the shrink...and Bella, the girl who's father gave his life to protect Edward's. If only he remembered why.AH AU HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 219,939 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 2/8/2017 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Inhuman Nature by LyricalKris reviews
This is the story of two vampires. One sinister monster who collected the humanity of others. One who struggled to find the humanity he lost. This is the story of one human. Victimized by one, saved by the other, thrown into the middle of a myth, saddled with a secret terror of one monster she could only share with another. You don't need to be human to be humane.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,415 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 2/7/2017 - Published: 6/23/2016 - [Bella, Edward] Jasper - Complete
Picnic Panic by LeQuin reviews
Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,146 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 4,768 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Dr. Granger - Complete
The Accidental Arrival of Lauren Harris by Mandagal12 reviews
While standing watch at a classified science facility, Lauren Harris is victim to an experiment gone wrong. Transported to a realm of magic and great evil, she must choose to adapt or perish. Not a tenth walker. (OC, pre to post movies) COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 311,839 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [Legolas, OC] Haldir - Complete
Christmastances by planetblue reviews
"I like her, Emmett. And I like the idea of her."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,417 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing Cops and Vloggers by LyricalKris reviews
So you're standing in line for coffee, minding your own business, when a sexy cop with nerdy tattoos walks into your life. Soon, you have yourself a sexy, nerdy cop boyfriend who rocks your world. Cops can't be seen on social media, did you know that? Bella didn't. That was going to be a challenge considering she made her living as a vlogger who documented her so-called nerdy life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,491 - Reviews: 2879 - Favs: 2,849 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 12/20/2016 - Published: 3/14/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Far Away Flame by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
Their story plays in her mind like a kaleidoscope of bittersweet moments in time. Years later, when Bella finally finds the courage to go after what she's always wanted, will it be too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,805 - Reviews: 3452 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There's a Word for It by eiluned price reviews
I hadn't liked 17-year-old boys even when I was 17. So what is it about Edward Cullen that's so compelling? Whatever it is, I can't afford to find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 155,946 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Game by cynosure23 reviews
"Baseball is a lot like life. It's a day-to-day existence, full of ups and downs. You make the most of your opportunities in baseball as you do in life." When Edward and Bella meet, they both fall hard. But nothing is easy, and together, they must learn how to make the most of this opportunity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,040 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 4/5/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21571 - Favs: 12,180 - Follows: 8,107 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Marked by LyricalKris reviews
Everyone is born with a unique tattoo. Whenever they fall in love, no matter the circumstances, that person's tattoo appears somewhere on their body. It's not such an easy thing to wear your heart on your skin. After all, love comes as she pleases. Unrequited. Uninvited. Undeniable.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,305 - Reviews: 4421 - Favs: 3,074 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 2/16/2016 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 6,203 - Follows: 2,686 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Abraxas by Brennus reviews
It started with a surprising proposals from an unexpected source, but that was only the beginning. Soon, Harry finds himself dealing with forces beyond his imagination and dreams, and ultimately finds that the world is not what he believed it to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 201,342 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 3/11/2016 - Published: 10/26/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Balançoire by gemini13me reviews
"Perfect balance is like a razor's edge; it can be found only in the Self." - Sri Sri Ravi Shankar.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,027 - Reviews: 2214 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Invisible Line by littlecat358 reviews
WRITTEN AS A O/S in 2011 for Fandom Against D/V. CONTINUED as short story in 2014. Edward and Bella, friends since high school, are very close. So close, that the line between friendship and something more is often blurred. Will they ever cross the line or will they always teeter on the edge of what could be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,133 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 2,544 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alaska by Anton M reviews
Complete. For two years, Bella's had a cotton candy romance going on with her taciturn best friend. In her head. So after catching bits and pieces of Edward's unusual upbringing, Bella pays a visit to Alaska. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 104,192 - Reviews: 4414 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deep Down and Low by Age of Edward Contest reviews
In 1934, Izbel Swan has her cap set for Edward Cullen, the boy who has held her heartstrings since they were playing together in the hills of Tennessee. Her hopes could be dashed by her pa, the TVA, and big changes coming to the valley that may mean the end of her hopes for a future with Edward–or for a future in her hometown at all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Edward
The Girl In The Meadow by Simaril reviews
Bella arrives in Forks with a lifetime of memories of Edward and their time together. The only problem is that Edward hasn't met her yet. Time travel, love and forever share in a story of longing and waiting for the right moment to start their forever. Twilight/New Moon AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 150,252 - Reviews: 2283 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 2/8/2015 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 81,043 - Reviews: 8820 - Favs: 4,494 - Follows: 2,376 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resurrexit by Master Slytherin reviews
Ten years later. All was well ... until Harry's wife dies under suspicious circumstances. Harry will not rest until he has vengeance. Neville is tasked by the Ministry with uncovering the truth before the Chosen One does something he will regret ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,756 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 169 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Harry P., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,743 - Reviews: 3083 - Favs: 8,146 - Follows: 6,033 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Crazy Like That by planetblue reviews
Cause she is fire. The hottest, deadliest kind of fire.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,410 - Reviews: 5417 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Man Behind the Mask by drotuno reviews
What you see isn't always what you get. By all appearances, Masen lives the life of sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll. He's living the dream that has turned into a nightmare because his life - and his reputation - is not his own. There must be more to life than tour buses, groupies, paparazzi, and slimy record producers. AH/ExB/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,035 - Reviews: 5171 - Favs: 2,750 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Complete
Edward's Sister by Powered by 23 Kicks reviews
A coming-of-age story about a girl who loves until it hurts like crazy. Bella's schizoid imagination and tomboyish, adventuresome drive keeps her above water, despite physical and painful life setbacks. Quiet and dark like the night, she's capable of unexpected displays, much like a shooting star-she's just waiting for the right moment to be brave.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 105,791 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8421 - Favs: 8,828 - Follows: 7,908 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 9,863 - Follows: 4,616 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4740 - Favs: 12,992 - Follows: 12,978 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Girl Code by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Friends are forever, boys are whatever - unless it's Edward Cullen. Then the gloves come off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,949 - Reviews: 3128 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Time like the Present: A Continuation of Flash Forward by Bravery89 reviews
To him, they were soul mates. He thought she was beautiful. He knew what they would become to one another. To her, they were strangers. She thought he was a bit nutty. She knew only the life she was currently living. We know where they end up, so here is their story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,910 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6564 - Favs: 13,566 - Follows: 8,964 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Ruthless by AngelaStarCat reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 3,724 - Follows: 1,184 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Flash Forward by Bravery89 reviews
He went to bed as a twenty-five-year-old and woke up as a thirty-year-old, married to a woman he doesn't know. He also can't remember the past five years of his life. Hmm...what to do, what to do? Some angst, some humor, a lot of swearing, and future lemons! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 50,688 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5143 - Favs: 5,531 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Procrustean Bed by gemini13me reviews
A Procrustean Bed- a standard or set of conditions, determined arbitrarily, to which everyone is forced to conform. But the question is... are there really any rules when it comes to the affairs of the heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,569 - Reviews: 3811 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 2,713 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,930 - Reviews: 4823 - Favs: 9,493 - Follows: 6,374 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Give It Your Best Shot by Zenathea reviews
Some men were born average and went on to live an average life. He was not, had never been, and would never be one of those men. With his ancestry, it was hardly a surprise. Facing off against enemies old and new, very few things could come more naturally to him. No Slash. AU. Dimension Travel with a dash of Time Travel. Darker themes: war, politics, questionable morality, and etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,039 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 3,583 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., Sirius B.
Rescission by GeekChic12 reviews
We met. We got off. We went home. We weren't lovers. We weren't even friends. We were f- buddies. It worked... Until it didn't. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,752 - Reviews: 2337 - Favs: 3,456 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Felt by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Former lovers lay it all out on the table. Taking shots never hurt this good. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Day Ends and Night Begins by PuppetStrings19 reviews
Bella & Edward were childhood friends before her mother took her away from Charlie right after their divorce. This story takes place when Bella moves back to Forks, is a new student at Forks High School and see's Edward for the first time in over 10 years. There will be some teen angst, sex, drugs and alcohol abuse. And there will be some lemons in the future. AH/OOC. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 255,025 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bold Gestures by SexyLexiCullen reviews
"Young women can act silly, but men... Men make bold gestures." I opened the trunk for Bella. The man inside ended up on the pavement. Bella's eyes widened, and she covered her mouth. GangsterWard. *1958.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 123,233 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hooked Up and Locked Down by LayAtHomeMom reviews
All he wants is a distraction. And a distraction is what he gets when a night out with friends leads to a steamy hook-up. Of course, sometimes things look different in the morning... but that's the trouble with one-night stands in locked down Boston.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,207 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remedial Lessons by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12694 - Favs: 9,233 - Follows: 6,469 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4428 - Favs: 4,702 - Follows: 3,345 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15272 - Favs: 11,324 - Follows: 5,774 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Affair by johnnyboy7 reviews
After the death of her father, Isabella Swan moves to the East coast where she meets dentist Edward Cullen. He's older, a father, and married. Sometimes, you can't tell your heart who to love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,525 - Reviews: 5078 - Favs: 3,496 - Follows: 3,095 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Return of the Marauders by TheLastZion reviews
James sacrificed himself to save his wife and son. Sirius took them into hiding and trained Harry the Marauders way. Neville became the BWL. That doesn't mean that he's the Chosen One. This is a AU story. Harry/Ginny MA Rating
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 369,854 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 6,006 - Follows: 3,824 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Indecent Proposal by pattyrose reviews
Edward's heart was broken by the girl he's loved for almost a decade. Drifter Bella wanders into Forks aimlessly one hot summer day. When their paths cross, he proposes a scheme to get them both their deepest desires. But things aren't always as they seem & Fate can have other plans. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,197 - Reviews: 7432 - Favs: 5,199 - Follows: 3,045 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Give Away Girl by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,579 - Reviews: 3056 - Favs: 3,187 - Follows: 2,075 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7363 - Favs: 4,293 - Follows: 3,858 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4425 - Favs: 9,274 - Follows: 4,093 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 3,547 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 3,684 - Follows: 2,500 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brighter, Appease, Venture by Rochelle Allison reviews
NEW FICTIONISTA WORKSHOP WITFITS: APRIL 2012 - JUNE 2012. started with Brighter. Continued with Appease. Finishing with Venture.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 153,915 - Reviews: 9318 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7671 - Favs: 12,027 - Follows: 6,240 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7275 - Favs: 7,605 - Follows: 5,157 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10892 - Favs: 12,528 - Follows: 12,969 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
bound for glory by wtvoc reviews
A new fic by jandco & withthevampsofcourse- A ridiculous tale of accidental misdemeanors, felonies, past affairs and six kids on the run from life. Not necessarily realistic, but AH anyway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,478 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16769 - Favs: 11,982 - Follows: 10,395 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Eating? by keitaya reviews
Meal time around Ron is never fun. Why hasnt anyone done anything about it? Lets see what happens now... This will be a H/H story in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Renegade Cause by Silens Cursor reviews
A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 507,606 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
While You Were Knocked Out Cold by Melolabel reviews
On his way to propose to long-time girl friend Tanya, Edward witnesses a horrific hit and run car accident. The driver's plea changes everything for Edward. "Please, don't leave me." How can he possibly abandon the unconscious beauty? AH/AU B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,530 - Reviews: 4175 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5543 - Favs: 7,324 - Follows: 5,381 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11823 - Favs: 10,290 - Follows: 6,842 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 5,381 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 740 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Coincidental Major by m7707 reviews
A tale about a hockey-playing boy who loves his girl. This is Edward's story from Major Misconduct.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 193,272 - Reviews: 3135 - Favs: 2,746 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Who I Am by pattyrose reviews
Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 6649 - Favs: 7,184 - Follows: 2,980 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8819 - Favs: 8,466 - Follows: 3,263 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2507 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4327 - Favs: 4,274 - Follows: 4,752 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Story of Us by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Dr. Edward Cullen came to Port Jervis for a new career little did he know he would find the true love of his life, none other than coworker Bella Swan. What happens when you get everything you could ever want when you never asked for it? AH. Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 376,354 - Reviews: 3673 - Favs: 3,791 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 5033 - Favs: 7,070 - Follows: 2,906 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9805 - Favs: 27,734 - Follows: 11,190 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3223 - Favs: 3,083 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 3,634 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15561 - Favs: 25,656 - Follows: 10,639 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
begrudged by wtvoc reviews
AU. forget everything they told you about true love. sometimes, everything they tell you is a well-intentioned lie. by WTVOC and JANDCO.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,622 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Next Door Neighbors by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
B&E were high school sweethearts.Separated for college.5yrs later they are neighbors and both married to other people.Can they stay away from each other? Read to find out.Full summary in the prologue.AU/AH…M for lemons & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 123,682 - Reviews: 4458 - Favs: 3,088 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wise One: Book Three: Being by FarenMaddox reviews
Harry and Dumbledore race to destroy Horcruxes, but does Dumbledore trust Harry? Hermione's help is invaluable, but how far will Harry allow her to go with him? And if Harry refuses to kill Voldemort, how is a teenager going to stop the Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 256,212 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tanqueray & Tonic and Other Assorted Cocktales by wtvoc reviews
side notes from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse. outtakes, if you will. starting with emmett. rated M for well... sexytimes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Without You, There is Nothing by gphoenix51 reviews
Harry Potter has won the war, but hasn't won the girl. He may be the most powerful Wizard in the world, but his power is helpless to save the woman he loves from a loveless relationship. Will Hermione ever escape Ron and be with the man she's destined to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,604 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Luna L., Neville L.] - Complete
It's Good to Be Back by wtvoc reviews
all human. sequel to "welcome home". he's been gone for a week. M for Mmm hmm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,809 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward - Complete
Welcome Home by wtvoc reviews
all human. he's been away on a one-week business trip. rated M for Mmm... Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 3,705 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6545 - Favs: 18,312 - Follows: 6,582 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7808 - Favs: 10,868 - Follows: 3,929 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 8,230 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks