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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Spider-Man, Young Justice, and Halo.

" Hello people of the world! I am an unofficial sociopath with a love for unusual and unique fan fics. I am a well trained writer with the ability to control the urges of every day fangirlism! (Yes I made that up) I have several official stories posted and over fifty unwritten fics just floating around my head(I have no idea how to get them out!!). My interest span from comics (Watchmen) to movies (Friday the 13th), to everything else in between! I am made of neither White nor Black but of Ink! I am Madder than the Hatter from Wonderland and Wittier than Charlie from the Chocolate Factory! (Although I desparatly wish I had a factory that made chocolate)...

"I Love messing with people's heads. I Love using taboos as a form of inspiration. I Love setting people on edge. But what I Love to create aboved all else is Doubt and Confusion. What better way to get people to Think? If I am ever found by the staff from the State Asylum, I would be charged with reckless endangerment of the public mind! I would also be charged with escaping detection and mentally scarring the veiwers online! If I ever stand before a judge, I would be forced to plea 'Guilty As Charged'. For what is a World without a bit of Chaos to stir things up?"

Favorite Quotes

"To be nobody but yourself in a world that's doing its best to make you somebody is to fight the hardest battle you are ever going to fight. Never stop fighting."

-e. e. cummings

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards."

-Vernon Saunders Law

"When life gives you a Lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!"

-Calvin from Calvin and Hobbies

"The true test of one's mettle is being good when one has an innate inclination towards evil."

-Calvin from Calvin and Hobbies

"We have a weight to carry and a distance we must go.

We have a weight to carry, a destination we can't know.

We have a weight to carry and can put it down nowhere.

We are the weight we carry from there to here to there."

-The Book of Counted Sorrows

"Treasures concealed...And watch the fools search forever."

"The crack of doom is coming soon. Let it come, it doesn't matter."

-Sebrian gypsy song

"We are adaptable creatures. It's the source of our earthly comfort and...of our silent rage."

-Michael Cunningham: A home at the End of the World

"Its those who are overlooked by the folk around them you want to watch. They see more than they tell, and they think more than they talk. You want them for your friend. You don't want them asking questions about you."

-Tamora Pierce, Tricker's Choice

"And when he gets to Heaven To St. Peter he will tell One more Marine reporting, sir I've served my time in Hell."

-Epitaph in a cedmetery at Lunga Point

"I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."

-George McGovern

Suspicion is the beginning of wisdon, and of madness."

-MAson Cooley

"I have heard the languages of Apocalypses, and now I shall embrace the silence."

-Neil Gaiman: Despair

"If this is your first encounter with the world of the Sandman, it is worth bearing in mind that the Endless are not Gods, For when people cease to believe in Gods they cease to exist. But as long as there are people to Live and Dream and Destroy, to Desire, to Delight, or go Mad, to live Lives and affect each other, then the Endless will be there, performing their functions. They do not care a jot whether or not you believe in them."

-Neil Gaiman: The Sandman

"Any idiot can face a crisis-its day to day living that wears you out."

-Anton Chekhov

"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; Define yourself."

-Harvey Fierstein

"Grand adventures await those who are willing to turn the corner."

"Every wolf and lion's howl, raises from hell a human soul."

-Anguries of Innocence by William Blake

"Forgive me. I shall walk with frost and fire/ death and snow, but I will live."

-La Muerta by Pablo Neruda

"The world isnt black and white. Death is sometimes necessary to combat death and hatred is necessary to cruelty."

"If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it."

-William Arthur Ward

"Many of our fears are tissue paper thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them."

-Brendan Francis

"The true test of a first-rate mind is the ability to hold two contradictory ideas at the same time."

-F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Those who dont remember the past are condemned to repeat the eleventh grade."

-JAmes W. Loewen

"Economy, Technology, does it really work? The guy running the government's another jerk, Try to teach some values and they all erode away. You're lucky if they listen to a single word you say."

-Bad Religion: Politics

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

-Thomas Edison

"Your words are the bricks and the motor of the dreams you want to realize. Your words are the greatest power you have. The words you choose and use establish the life you experience."

-Sonia Croquette

"Its the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."


"I am only one; but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can still do something; I will not refuse to do something I think I can do."

-Helen Keller

"Whoever saves a single life, saves the world entire."

-The Talmud

"Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies."

-Jim Morrison

"Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much."

-Oscar Wilde

"Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs; therefore avoid undue elation in properity, or undue depression in adversity."


"Exegit monumentum aere perennius. He completed a monument more durable than bronze."


"What little I've accompliced has been by the most laborious and uphill work, and I wish now that I'd never relaxed or looked back-but said at the end of The Great Gatsby: "I've found my line-from now on this comes first. This is my immediate duty-without this I am nothing'"

-F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Words are all we have."

-Samuel Becket

"We are all equal in the presence of death."

-Publilius Syrus (-100 BC)

"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd."


"But the effort, the effort! As the marrow is eaten out of a man's bones and the soul out of his belly, contending with the strange rapacity of savage life, the lower stage of creation, he cannot make the effort any more."

-D. H. Lawrence

"We have to hate our immediate predecessors to get free of their authority."

-D. H. Lawrence

" Decadence is a difficult word to use since it has become little more than a term of abuse applied by critics to anything they do not yet understand or which seems to differ from their moral concepts."

-Ernest Hemingway

"To dream the impossible dream

To fight the unbeatable foe

To bear with unbearable sorrow

To run where the brave dare not go

To right the unrightable wrong

To love, pure and chaste, from afar

To try when your arms are too weary

To reach the unreachable star

This is my quest..."

-Don Quixote in Man of La Mancha

"Only the dead have seen the End of War."


Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, SolitaryPoison,inkstainz,darkangelwp

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

"Disease, Insanity, and Death were the angels that attended my cradle and since then have followed me throughout life."

-Edward Munch-

"I vouluntarily inflicted a certain level of insanity on myself."

-Johnanthan Franzen-

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and the life stands explained."

-Mark Twain-

"The key to wisdom is this-constant and frequent questioning, for by doubting we are led to question and by questioning we arrive at the truth."

-Peter Abelard-

"There was a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning."

-Louis L' Amour-

"Often the test of courage is not to die but to live."

-Vittorio Alfieri-

"When it gets dark enough, you can see the stars."

-Lee Salk-

"The Truth must dazzle gradually or every man be blind."

-Emily Dickenson-

"There is a class that controls a country that is stupid and does not realize anything and never can. That is why we have this war."

-Ernest Hemingway A Farwell to Arms-

"Brother, I am fire, Surging under ocean floor. I shall never meet you, brother-Not for years, anyhow; Maybe thousands of years, brother. Then I will warm you, Hold you close, wrap you in circles, USe you and change you-Maybe thousands of years, brother."

-Carl Sandburg, "Kin"-

"What of the hunting, hunter bold? Brother, the watch was long and cold. What of the quarry ye went to kill? Brother, he crops in the Jungle still. Where is the power that made your pride? Brother, it ebbs from my flank and side. Where is the haste that ye hurry by? Brother, I go to my lair-to die

"Children of the Camp are we, Serving each in his degree; Children of the yoke and goad, Pack and harness, pad and load. See our line across the plain, Like a heel-rope bent again. Reaching, writhing, rolling far, Sweeping all away to war! While the man they walk beside, Dusty, silent, heavy-eyed, Cannot tell why me or they March and suffer day by day. Children of the Camp are we, Serving each in his degree; Children of the yoke and goad, Pack and harness, pad and load!"

-All the Beast Together-

"He, who angers you, controls you."

-Elizabeth Kenny-

"Life is more than merely staying alive."

"Three things cannot be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth."


"Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free."

-Dwight D. Eisenhower-

"History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, and if faced with courage, need not be lived again."

-Maya Angelou-

"The night is my companion, and solitude my guide."

-Sarah McLachlan-

"To lose control is to invite disaster."

"As to the evil which results from censorship, it is impossible to measure it, for it is impossible to tell where it ends."

-Jeremy Benthan 1748-1832, one of the founders of the University of London-

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle-victorious."

-Vince Lombardi-

"I am born a poet of a low class without doubt, yet a poet. That is my native and my vocation."


"Nature shows that with the growth of intelligance comes increased capacity for pain, and it is only with the highest degrees of intelligence that suffering reaches its supreme point."

-Arthur Schopenhauer-

"Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligance."

-Henrik Tikkanen-

"Once something becomes discernible, or understandable, we no longer need to repeat it. We can destroy it."

-Robert Wilson-

"Books are not men and yet they stay alive."

-Stephen Vincent Beret-

"For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity."

-Jean Dubuffet-

"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disorderd minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe."

-Johann von Goethe-

"Maybe this world is another plante's Hell."

-Aldous Huxley-

"Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives...I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends...and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it."

-John Lennon, Interview BB C-TV (June 22, 1968)-

"It is dangerous to be right, when the government is wrong." (Why do you think they have all those asylums, hmm?)


“Merry Christmas, My Friend” by LCpl James M Schmidt, USMC, 1986

Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone,

In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone.

I had come down the chimney, with presents to give

and to see just who in this home did live

As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see,

no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree.

No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand.

On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land.

With medals and badges, awards of all kind,

a sobering thought soon came to my mind.

For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen.

This was the home of a U.S. Marine.

I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more,

so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door.

And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone,

Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home.

He seemed so gentle, his face so serene,

Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine.

Was this the hero, of whom I’d just read?

Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed?

His head was clean-shaven, his weathered face tan.

I soon understood, this was more than a man.

For I realized the families that I saw that night,

owed their lives to these men, who were willing to fight.

Soon around the Nation, the children would play,

And grown-ups would celebrate on a bright Christmas day.

They all enjoyed freedom, each month and all year,

because of Marines like this one lying here.

I couldn’t help wonder how many lay alone,

on a cold Christmas Eve, in a land far from home.

Just the very thought brought a tear to my eye.

I dropped to my knees and I started to cry.

He must have awoken, for I heard a rough voice,

"Santa, don't cry, this life is my choice

I fight for freedom, I don't ask for more.

My life is my God, my country, my Corps."

With that he rolled over, drifted off into sleep,

I couldn't control it, I continued to weep.

I watched him for hours, so silent and still.

I noticed he shivered from the cold night's chill.

So I took off my jacket, the one made of red,

and covered this Marine from his toes to his head.

Then I put on his T-shirt of scarlet and gold,

with an eagle, globe and anchor emblazoned so bold.

And although it barely fit me, I began to swell with pride,

and for one shining moment, I was Marine Corps deep inside.

I didn't want to leave him so quiet in the night,

this guardian of honor so willing to fight.

But half asleep he rolled over, and in a voice clean and pure,

said "Carry on, Santa, it's Christmas Day, all is secure."

One look at my watch and I knew he was right,

Merry Christmas my friend, Semper Fi and goodnight.

"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it."

- Helen Keller

"Monsters are real, and ghost are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win."

-Stephen King

We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out."

-Tennessee Williams

"We are all brothers under the skin, and I, for one, would be willing to skin humanity to prove it."

-Ayn Rand

"Every man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."

-H.L. Mencken

"Gods sends meat and the Devil sends cooks."

-Thomas Deloney


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.


1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. (in case you were wondering, I have proof that this is true. My cousin actually ordered a pizza at the same time an ambulance was called to pick up my grandfather. Guess who won?)

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order Super Sized Double Cheeseburgers, Large Fries, and a Diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

"Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, secretions spit out of every gland and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body wight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?" -Dr. Allison Cameron, House, M.D.

"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards."


"Christianity : The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense." -Christopher Hitchens (And we all know Common Sense died...so yeah...)

"This is my phone... Tell Yuffie she has no right to reach this number..." -Vincent Valentine, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (This is my favorite: you don't mess with a pissed off Valentine,


“Evil beware. We have waffles.”-Raven, Teen Titans (I really DO love waffles...but its a shame I have to share them with evil people...we love waffles...)

“Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.”-Anonymous (Cheap was it is!)

“A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory.”-Anonymous

“Men are 44 percent muscle, 53 percent fat and 3 percent brain. This explains a lot of things.”- Anonymous (Yes, yes, it does...)

"Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. I think that there is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself than this incessant business." -Henry David Thoreau

"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." -Jack Handy (YES!!!!!! Muhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, copy and paste this into your profile.
If this site is an addiction and your parents don't know about it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a total procrastinator and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this in your profile... no, it doesn't have to be now.
If you'd rather stay at home than go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't enjoy doing homework, copy and paste this into your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're addicted to anime, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like both yaoi/yuri AND het, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to know what happens to Master Chief and Cortana after Halo 3 ends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish you could be a character from the Halo universe, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think humans are the Precursors in the Halo universe, copy and paste this into your profile. (As stated by Wolverfrog49)
If you think that most Precursors were assimilated by the Flood, copy and paste this into your profile. (As stated by Wolverfrog49)
If you think Chief and Cortana should be together (despite Cortana being an A.I.), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish you could be a Spartan (despite their rather "unique" origin), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want 343 Industries to get off their butt and make another Halo game, dammit, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. The irony...
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.


You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Well, not really, but some of my keys are getting worn out and not working right. )
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy and paste this into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
I am definitely a writer!

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Mr.Alaska, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, emperor-soul heroforlife, Spartan Ninja, Uncle Joe, Ebony017, Myevltwin, AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo, Ski Bo, bleachrules1314, KivaEmber, SilverFlameoftheWindScar, Kireteiru, darkangelwp05

95% of teens would break down if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building to kill himself. Copy and paste if you're the 5% that would grab your camera yelling, "JUMP ALREADY!!"


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying, “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have an AIM or Facebook
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000, Neonzangetsu, gadzooks97, Kireteiru, darkangelwp05

stolen from N1nj4 Grrrl's profile :D

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile

I finally faced the fact that it isn't a crime not having friends. Being alone means you have fewer problems.

-Whitney Houston

Language... has created the word 'loneliness' to express the pain of being alone. And it has created the word 'solitude' to express the glory of being alone.

-Paul Tillich

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

-George Carlin

Yes, I guess you could say I am a loner, but I feel more lonely in a crowed room with boring people than I feel on my own.

-Henry Rollins

Pray that your loneliness may spur you into finding something to live for, great enough to die for.

-Dag Hammarskjold

To dare to live alone is the rarest courage; since there are many who had rather meet their bitterest enemy in the field, than their own hearts in their closet.

-Charles Caleb Colton

The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins?

Edgar Allan Poe

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The Unforgiving by Nako13yeh reviews
Challenge: Loki receives a doll that haunts him and his dreams. Everyone thinks he's insane and no one believes him, not even Thor. Bent on breaking the curse he thinks it is, Loki disappears with no trace but the doll. He is sent to a world that brings fear known to humanity back to life. And it's up to Thor and the Avengers to bring Loki back. LokiWhump!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 102,167 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Thor, Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 2,123 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Copy Ninja and Pup by Hichiisai reviews
Kakashi was one of the best Ninja in Konoha, so when the Hokage became worried about traitors in the ANBU, it made perfect sense to assign him the mission to remove them. However the Hokage's second request was another story. After all, what did he know about being a parent?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,088 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Acknowledgement by trutenor reviews
Naruto finds acceptance in the one that cared for him all along...Start of Book 2!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,788 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Morning Run by Memoirs of a Lunatic reviews
Wally always takes a morning run to calm his nerves. After the stress of being assigned monitor duty partners with Batman, and being threatened by a stranger who seems to have control over half of the super-villains, Flash realizes he's going to have to take a lot more morning runs than usual. Batflash. Eventually.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,953 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,828 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Mentally Yours by Numia reviews
Full Summary inside Because of his split personality, Naruto is sent to the Konoha Mental Institution. There, he becomes the victim of the sneaky, aggressive pyscopath: Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,030 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Runaways by X DarthMonkey X reviews
NaruHina Devastated by murder and a dark secret in Konoha, Naruto fled the village and country, but with him came a quiet girl from his childhood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 221,870 - Reviews: 2677 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Again by kimcat reviews
Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2782 - Favs: 3,085 - Follows: 3,093 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Brothers of the Sand by Z-ro reviews
AU. There was a time when he wanted nothing more than to have a friend. Now his only goal is to go home. Naruto and Gaara friendship story. Its NOT yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4241 - Favs: 6,064 - Follows: 6,195 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Disturbed by Jeanesis reviews
Vincent has had a lot of people disrupt his sleep throughout the years. He never expected he would return the favor.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Genesis R., Vincent V.
Marine to Naruto by K-Ping reviews
What happens whan a marine from now gets taken to a land full of ninja? How will they react to someone that is nothing like them? Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,769 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 8/24/2006
Within the Pale White Light by Gloria Stone reviews
Shikamaru, Hinata, Lee and Naruto find themselves in a strange world with even stranger enemies.Crossover with Halo
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 108,340 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 6/25/2006
A New Life by Mrtakeiteasy reviews
Naruto is abandoned as a newborn and was found by a family with a hated bloodline. NaruxFemHaku Slight Xover with Summon nights
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,858 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Naruto U., Haku
A Soldier Out Of This World by MadHat886 reviews
A modern day female British soldier finds herself in a strange new world. And once there she meets a certain hyper nin and his team along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,449 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Uzumaki Taisho by FullMetalRuromaru reviews
Naruto is taken from Konoha at a young age after being chased by a mob. He is the first dual jinchuuriki ever to exist, but will he ever return? If he does, what will his fate be? AU, slight NaruHina in later chapters. InuYasha crossover. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,445 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Survival by a Foolish Writer reviews
At the age of 7, a little boy's life was threatened. Inside of him was another beeing who didn't want to die. What if that beeing contacted the youngboy and made him more than what he should have been. [Pairings unknown... vote for pairings]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,358 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Naruto U.
Ours to Protect, Ours to Love by Atropa13 reviews
Sasuke returns after ten years. He finds Gaara the very same night he comes into Konoha, and the Sand nin is watching over Hinata... who is dead? Sasuke and Gaara joins forces to protect Hinata. MMF, Bi, OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,419 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Everthing I Wanted by StardustZero reviews
Duo runs away heartbroken after Heero and Wufei dump him for Relena. But the past soon catches up to him in a very unexpected way. 1x2x5 3x4
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,367 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Duo M., Heero Y.
In the pocket a sphere, In the sphere by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto suddenly finds a strange sphere in his pocket. He grabs it and a sudden beam of light envelopes him. He wakes up in another, strange, fantastic world... Naruto Crossover story! NarutoX? Please, FLAME ME! I DESERVE IT! DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,493 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 11/7/2005
Stranded by HarbingerLady reviews
HPNaruto crossover. Harry Potter is transported to the shinobi world in the aftermath of the final battle with Voldemort.HBP compliant.Chapter 12 uploaded!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,725 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Naruto's fox by Zanndaka reviews
Kyuubi decided to teach naruto a transformation jutsu. Naruto is now a small ninetailed fox for some pretraining training. Naruto learns being a ninetailed fox kit smaller then a house cat is tougher then he ever imagined.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Naruto U.
Someone To Hold by miyuki-chan16 reviews
All Hinata wanted was for someone to hold her and say everything would be alright even though she knew no one would. So she was shocked when someone finally did. Sasuke is slight OC, rated M for later chapters. First story, be gentle.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,034 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Two Brothers by ArminaSkitty reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are both orphans, so what would happen if someone adopted them? And was then killed in the line of duty? What kind of Chaos could those two get into if Naruto taught Sasuke the joy of pranks? I foresee adults in need of therapy....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,704 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Defiance of Fate by The Abstract Concept reviews
If Naruto were to go back in time, what would he change? What would the consequences be? Naruhina, Nejitenten, others undecided
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,402 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Awakening of the slumbering beast by Saotome Kyuubi reviews
During his fight with Haku, Naruto tapped into Kyuubi's chakra. Here he did something more. Starts on the day after the fight and goes from there. Will be NaruHina eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 105,361 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 1,858 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Hidden Secrets by Princessyoukai reviews
Visiting with Yugi, Tea finds herself face to face with THE Celtic Guardian! What will she do? How will she keep this a secret? And why is Yugi leaving to America! Tea Celtic
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,001 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Anzu M./Tea G.
Future doomed, Past to be saved? by Shaded Shalar reviews
Orochimaru victorious. The future is only darkness. Without hope where can you turn? Perhaps the past...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,826 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Vanilla by Kurikara reviews
"Then what's your type?" Few feet from them, Sasuke secretly watched how Hinata picked some flowers "Weaklings, so there's an excuse to protect them all the time" Sakura blinked at his answer. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,983 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
In Your Eyes by eiriyuki-sama2379 reviews
[SasuxNaru][Rated:M in later chapters]When Naruto gets tired of Sasuke ignoring him he threatens to do something suicidal, little did he know what events that one threat would bring upon him, and the seemingly emotionless Uchiha.MPREG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,280 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Father Kyuubi by Shawn45 reviews
Naruto was given a special seal, when the demon within him wakes, it will be very surprised that it now has a role of a father for the boy. Main Pairings are NaruHina, and SasuSaku, read chapter eight beginning notes for others. Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,791 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Hell Is What You Make It by Black Dragon of the Bayou reviews
A young boy lost in a strange city decides to give up on life and allow himself to die...but someone decides to give him a second chance. Narutocentered AU, many apologies for the long delay!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 4/3/2006
Seal of Fate by DSK reviews
Hinata makes a rash decision, and Naruto must find a way to save her. Fortunately, or unfortunately, Kyuubi has an idea… NaruHina NejiTenten, ShikaIno, Saku? will come later
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,689 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto's Break by Changling reviews
Naruto has a split personality. He's dark and angry but the only friend Naruto can count on. What does Team 7 do when they find out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Naruto U.
Rain Drops by Katiebird27 reviews
Naruto liked the rain. He liked the cold wetness that seeped into his clothes... He felt a connection to it. I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Flash Back Love by dreamcloud516 reviews
The world has plunged into darkness,and only one person can save it.But he's dead.Isis Ishtar figures out a way to go back to the past, but when Anzu is chosen to go, what will happen between her and the Pharaoh? R&R NO FLAMES! CHAPTER 14!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,459 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Atem, Anzu M./Tea G.
Second Chances by Tohno-kun reviews
Having nothing left for them in the future, Naruto and Gaara both go back to before things went wrong. AU Time Travel. NaruHina. Gaara?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,423 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Naruto U., Gaara
Demonic Ties by Vanellea reviews
What if Naruto and Gaara met earlier on in their lives? How would this change the future of both the young shinobi?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Salazar in Time by Lord Voldemort Was Framed reviews
In response to a challenge...Harry finds the next Horcrux, conveniently in the Chamber of Secrets. However he is inconveniently sent back in time to the days of the founders and found by Salazar Slytherin...who plans to send him back to the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Heart knows by hinata061389 reviews
A mission to find Hinata? But wait... She can't remember! Can the heart find it's right way?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
A Different Path Given by SouPi reviews
Orochimaru knocks Naruto unconcious, and when he wakes up, he finds himself in another world where the Fourth is still alive, people see him as a hero that he should be, and he has girls chasing after him. But is this really the reality that he wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,162 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Not of This World by Flashchimp reviews
On her way to Yugi's party, Tea is transported to the Inuyasha universe. There she meets and falls in love with Sesshomaru. but someone else wants her as well. And what is the gang doing in the same world?
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,867 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Sesshomaru, Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba - Complete
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For the Love of Conner reviews
Superboy becomes a Tamer and a whole new world opens to him. A world he finds, he doesn't want to leave. When the League and YJ team finally find him, will he return with them? Or has Conner found something better?...rating may go up. CROSSOVER DIGIMON/YOUNG JUSTICE
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,299 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Conner K./Superboy
hackDread Wolf reviews
Conner stumbles across a game. Not just any game. But one that takes him away from reality. It's an escape from everything-Superman, Cadmus, Luthor, etc., and he loves it. Everything is perfect...until the players start to fall into comas...Welcome...to The World...
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Conner K./Superboy
Triggering Trauma reviews
AU. Hoping to find some way to cope with Superman's rejection, Superboy ventures out of the Cave. Doing so, however, brings the clone into contact with a power that the world has forgotten. The power of Persona. But can Superboy handle the pressures of being both a hero and a Persona-user? One thing is for sure, his Journey begins when he pulls the trigger. After Ep. 5. CROSSOVER
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,278 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Conner K./Superboy, Clark K./Superman
Dueling in the Dark reviews
AU. Conner separates from the team during a day out, stumbles across the popular Duel Monster card game, and finds purpose as a duelist. Only Conner finds himself in the middle of a war the world doesn't remember. What follows is an adventure that takes the clone through a journey of understanding, happiness, love, and, of course, danger. CROSSOVER YUGIOH/YJ Rating may go up!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,611 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Conner K./Superboy
My Emerald Child reviews
HaloXHarry Potter crossover! Five year old Harry Potter wishes for a family. Well, he got one. Say hello to, Arcana, child of the Sangeili! BEING REWRITTEN!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,792 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Master Chief/John-117
The Demon's Heart reviews
Why does Hinata always wear that coat? What is she hiding? Hmmm...maybe it has something to do with the four tailed demons that use her body as a hideout? BEING WRITTEN!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,726 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Hinata H.
That Unsung Heroes Song reviews
Spiderman's life is in shambles,and feels unwanted but still fights crime. During a fight with the known mutant Sabertooth,both are kidnapped,taken into space,& turned into slaves. But heroes never die, they can only be reborn-Slash/semi Mental Disorder
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Peter P./Spider-Man
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