Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Spider-Man, Young Justice, and Halo.
" Hello people of the world! I am an unofficial sociopath with a love for unusual and unique fan fics. I am a well trained writer with the ability to control the urges of every day fangirlism! (Yes I made that up) I have several official stories posted and over fifty unwritten fics just floating around my head(I have no idea how to get them out!!). My interest span from comics (Watchmen) to movies (Friday the 13th), to everything else in between! I am made of neither White nor Black but of Ink! I am Madder than the Hatter from Wonderland and Wittier than Charlie from the Chocolate Factory! (Although I desparatly wish I had a factory that made chocolate)...
"I Love messing with people's heads. I Love using taboos as a form of inspiration. I Love setting people on edge. But what I Love to create aboved all else is Doubt and Confusion. What better way to get people to Think? If I am ever found by the staff from the State Asylum, I would be charged with reckless endangerment of the public mind! I would also be charged with escaping detection and mentally scarring the veiwers online! If I ever stand before a judge, I would be forced to plea 'Guilty As Charged'. For what is a World without a bit of Chaos to stir things up?"
"To be nobody but yourself in a world that's doing its best to make you somebody is to fight the hardest battle you are ever going to fight. Never stop fighting."
-e. e. cummings
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards."
-Vernon Saunders Law
"When life gives you a Lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!"
-Calvin from Calvin and Hobbies
"The true test of one's mettle is being good when one has an innate inclination towards evil."
-Calvin from Calvin and Hobbies
"We have a weight to carry and a distance we must go.
We have a weight to carry, a destination we can't know.
We have a weight to carry and can put it down nowhere.
We are the weight we carry from there to here to there."
-The Book of Counted Sorrows
"Treasures concealed...And watch the fools search forever."
"The crack of doom is coming soon. Let it come, it doesn't matter."
-Sebrian gypsy song
"We are adaptable creatures. It's the source of our earthly comfort and...of our silent rage."
-Michael Cunningham: A home at the End of the World
"Its those who are overlooked by the folk around them you want to watch. They see more than they tell, and they think more than they talk. You want them for your friend. You don't want them asking questions about you."
-Tamora Pierce, Tricker's Choice
"And when he gets to Heaven To St. Peter he will tell One more Marine reporting, sir I've served my time in Hell."
-Epitaph in a cedmetery at Lunga Point
"I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."
Suspicion is the beginning of wisdon, and of madness."
"I have heard the languages of Apocalypses, and now I shall embrace the silence."
-Neil Gaiman: Despair
"If this is your first encounter with the world of the Sandman, it is worth bearing in mind that the Endless are not Gods, For when people cease to believe in Gods they cease to exist. But as long as there are people to Live and Dream and Destroy, to Desire, to Delight, or go Mad, to live Lives and affect each other, then the Endless will be there, performing their functions. They do not care a jot whether or not you believe in them."
-Neil Gaiman: The Sandman
"Any idiot can face a crisis-its day to day living that wears you out."
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; Define yourself."
"Grand adventures await those who are willing to turn the corner."
"Every wolf and lion's howl, raises from hell a human soul."
-Anguries of Innocence by William Blake
"Forgive me. I shall walk with frost and fire/ death and snow, but I will live."
-La Muerta by Pablo Neruda
"The world isnt black and white. Death is sometimes necessary to combat death and hatred is necessary to cruelty."
"If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it."
-William Arthur Ward
"Many of our fears are tissue paper thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them."
"The true test of a first-rate mind is the ability to hold two contradictory ideas at the same time."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald
"Those who dont remember the past are condemned to repeat the eleventh grade."
-JAmes W. Loewen
"Economy, Technology, does it really work? The guy running the government's another jerk, Try to teach some values and they all erode away. You're lucky if they listen to a single word you say."
-Bad Religion: Politics
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
"Your words are the bricks and the motor of the dreams you want to realize. Your words are the greatest power you have. The words you choose and use establish the life you experience."
"Its the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."
"I am only one; but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can still do something; I will not refuse to do something I think I can do."
"Whoever saves a single life, saves the world entire."
"Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies."
"Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much."
"Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs; therefore avoid undue elation in properity, or undue depression in adversity."
"Exegit monumentum aere perennius. He completed a monument more durable than bronze."
"What little I've accompliced has been by the most laborious and uphill work, and I wish now that I'd never relaxed or looked back-but said at the end of The Great Gatsby: "I've found my line-from now on this comes first. This is my immediate duty-without this I am nothing'"
-F. Scott Fitzgerald
"Words are all we have."
"We are all equal in the presence of death."
-Publilius Syrus (-100 BC)
"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd."
"But the effort, the effort! As the marrow is eaten out of a man's bones and the soul out of his belly, contending with the strange rapacity of savage life, the lower stage of creation, he cannot make the effort any more."
-D. H. Lawrence
"We have to hate our immediate predecessors to get free of their authority."
-D. H. Lawrence
" Decadence is a difficult word to use since it has become little more than a term of abuse applied by critics to anything they do not yet understand or which seems to differ from their moral concepts."
"To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go
To right the unrightable wrong
To love, pure and chaste, from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star
This is my quest..."
-Don Quixote in Man of La Mancha
"Only the dead have seen the End of War."
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, SolitaryPoison,inkstainz,darkangelwp
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
"Disease, Insanity, and Death were the angels that attended my cradle and since then have followed me throughout life."
"I vouluntarily inflicted a certain level of insanity on myself."
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and the life stands explained."
"The key to wisdom is this-constant and frequent questioning, for by doubting we are led to question and by questioning we arrive at the truth."
"There was a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning."
-Louis L' Amour-
"Often the test of courage is not to die but to live."
"When it gets dark enough, you can see the stars."
"The Truth must dazzle gradually or every man be blind."
"There is a class that controls a country that is stupid and does not realize anything and never can. That is why we have this war."
-Ernest Hemingway A Farwell to Arms-
"Brother, I am fire, Surging under ocean floor. I shall never meet you, brother-Not for years, anyhow; Maybe thousands of years, brother. Then I will warm you, Hold you close, wrap you in circles, USe you and change you-Maybe thousands of years, brother."
-Carl Sandburg, "Kin"-
"What of the hunting, hunter bold? Brother, the watch was long and cold. What of the quarry ye went to kill? Brother, he crops in the Jungle still. Where is the power that made your pride? Brother, it ebbs from my flank and side. Where is the haste that ye hurry by? Brother, I go to my lair-to die
"Children of the Camp are we, Serving each in his degree; Children of the yoke and goad, Pack and harness, pad and load. See our line across the plain, Like a heel-rope bent again. Reaching, writhing, rolling far, Sweeping all away to war! While the man they walk beside, Dusty, silent, heavy-eyed, Cannot tell why me or they March and suffer day by day. Children of the Camp are we, Serving each in his degree; Children of the yoke and goad, Pack and harness, pad and load!"
-All the Beast Together-
"He, who angers you, controls you."
"Life is more than merely staying alive."
"Three things cannot be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth."
"Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower-
"History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, and if faced with courage, need not be lived again."
"The night is my companion, and solitude my guide."
"To lose control is to invite disaster."
"As to the evil which results from censorship, it is impossible to measure it, for it is impossible to tell where it ends."
-Jeremy Benthan 1748-1832, one of the founders of the University of London-
"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle-victorious."
"I am born a poet of a low class without doubt, yet a poet. That is my native and my vocation."
"Nature shows that with the growth of intelligance comes increased capacity for pain, and it is only with the highest degrees of intelligence that suffering reaches its supreme point."
"Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligance."
"Once something becomes discernible, or understandable, we no longer need to repeat it. We can destroy it."
"Books are not men and yet they stay alive."
-Stephen Vincent Beret-
"For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity."
"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disorderd minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe."
-Johann von Goethe-
"Maybe this world is another plante's Hell."
"Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives...I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends...and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it."
-John Lennon, Interview BB C-TV (June 22, 1968)-
"It is dangerous to be right, when the government is wrong." (Why do you think they have all those asylums, hmm?)
"THE SOLDIERS NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS"
“Merry Christmas, My Friend” by LCpl James M Schmidt, USMC, 1986
Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone,
In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone.
I had come down the chimney, with presents to give
and to see just who in this home did live
As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see,
no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree.
No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand.
On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land.
With medals and badges, awards of all kind,
a sobering thought soon came to my mind.
For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen.
This was the home of a U.S. Marine.
I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more,
so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door.
And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone,
Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home.
He seemed so gentle, his face so serene,
Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine.
Was this the hero, of whom I’d just read?
Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed?
His head was clean-shaven, his weathered face tan.
I soon understood, this was more than a man.
For I realized the families that I saw that night,
owed their lives to these men, who were willing to fight.
Soon around the Nation, the children would play,
And grown-ups would celebrate on a bright Christmas day.
They all enjoyed freedom, each month and all year,
because of Marines like this one lying here.
I couldn’t help wonder how many lay alone,
on a cold Christmas Eve, in a land far from home.
Just the very thought brought a tear to my eye.
I dropped to my knees and I started to cry.
He must have awoken, for I heard a rough voice,
"Santa, don't cry, this life is my choice
I fight for freedom, I don't ask for more.
My life is my God, my country, my Corps."
With that he rolled over, drifted off into sleep,
I couldn't control it, I continued to weep.
I watched him for hours, so silent and still.
I noticed he shivered from the cold night's chill.
So I took off my jacket, the one made of red,
and covered this Marine from his toes to his head.
Then I put on his T-shirt of scarlet and gold,
with an eagle, globe and anchor emblazoned so bold.
And although it barely fit me, I began to swell with pride,
and for one shining moment, I was Marine Corps deep inside.
I didn't want to leave him so quiet in the night,
this guardian of honor so willing to fight.
But half asleep he rolled over, and in a voice clean and pure,
said "Carry on, Santa, it's Christmas Day, all is secure."
One look at my watch and I knew he was right,
Merry Christmas my friend, Semper Fi and goodnight.
"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it."
- Helen Keller
"Monsters are real, and ghost are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win."
We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out."
"We are all brothers under the skin, and I, for one, would be willing to skin humanity to prove it."
"Every man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."
"Gods sends meat and the Devil sends cooks."
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
ONLY IN AMERICA
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. (in case you were wondering, I have proof that this is true. My cousin actually ordered a pizza at the same time an ambulance was called to pick up my grandfather. Guess who won?)
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order Super Sized Double Cheeseburgers, Large Fries, and a Diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
"Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, secretions spit out of every gland and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body wight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?" -Dr. Allison Cameron, House, M.D.
"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards."
"Christianity : The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense." -Christopher Hitchens (And we all know Common Sense died...so yeah...)
"This is my phone... Tell Yuffie she has no right to reach this number..." -Vincent Valentine, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (This is my favorite: you don't mess with a pissed off Valentine,
“Evil beware. We have waffles.”-Raven, Teen Titans (I really DO love waffles...but its a shame I have to share them with evil people...we love waffles...)
“Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.”-Anonymous (Cheap was it is!)
“A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory.”-Anonymous
“Men are 44 percent muscle, 53 percent fat and 3 percent brain. This explains a lot of things.”- Anonymous (Yes, yes, it does...)
"Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. I think that there is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself than this incessant business." -Henry David Thoreau
"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." -Jack Handy (YES!!!!!! Muhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Mr.Alaska, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, emperor-soul heroforlife, Spartan Ninja, Uncle Joe, Ebony017, Myevltwin, AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo, Ski Bo, bleachrules1314, KivaEmber, SilverFlameoftheWindScar, Kireteiru, darkangelwp05
95% of teens would break down if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building to kill himself. Copy and paste if you're the 5% that would grab your camera yelling, "JUMP ALREADY!!"
FAKE VS. REAL
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14.
People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.
People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.
Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88 of you won't,the other 22 arent heartless and will.
now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
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If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile.
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000, Neonzangetsu, gadzooks97, Kireteiru, darkangelwp05
stolen from N1nj4 Grrrl's profile :D
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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I finally faced the fact that it isn't a crime not having friends. Being alone means you have fewer problems.
Language... has created the word 'loneliness' to express the pain of being alone. And it has created the word 'solitude' to express the glory of being alone.
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
Yes, I guess you could say I am a loner, but I feel more lonely in a crowed room with boring people than I feel on my own.
Pray that your loneliness may spur you into finding something to live for, great enough to die for.
To dare to live alone is the rarest courage; since there are many who had rather meet their bitterest enemy in the field, than their own hearts in their closet.
-Charles Caleb Colton
The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins?
Edgar Allan Poe