The Never Minder
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Joined 07-07-05, id: 849753, Profile Updated: 02-28-14
Author has written 12 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Pokémon, Ben 10, Harry Potter, Monster Buster Club, Code Lyoko, and Venture Brothers.

IMPORTANT UPDATE 02/28/14: For anyone who may have somehow found their way to my profile after years of it being abandoned, I'd like to redirect you to my new account, where I'm currently posting/updating newer stories. Most of them, though not all, are for different fandoms, so if you're not interested that's fine. There are one or two stories on this account (Land of the Free, A Shadow of Your Former Self) that I might eventually revisit, but to clarify, they would be continued here and not on my new profile, so don't worry about any confusion in that regard. Thanks for reading what stories remain on this account, and I'm sorry about the long radio silence! Hopefully I'll see some of you at my new page.

—Vintage (Minder)

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I'm firmly of the opinion that your profile shouldn't, under any circumstances, be longer than your story list.

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Unoriginality 1: An Original Trainer Story by Farla reviews
Meet Kazikami, the blue haired seventeen year old just starting her journey, and others! Totally and utterly original, really! No cliches here! Chapter 30: Pokemon Picking.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,821 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 4/22/2005
Insomnia by tikitikirevenge reviews
Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 197,587 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Tatl
Morphic by Dragonfree reviews
A group of scientists who have had a little to drink get the not–so–brilliant idea of attempting to create 'Pokémorphs' as described in so many book series, but when they succeed and the news gets out, they are forced to raise the morphs themselves.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,133 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
Ice by Farla reviews
The story of an unusual, inhuman girl. Chapter Seventeen: Nothing Important
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,999 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 7/1/2004
Takes One to Know One by Foxieglove reviews
The Brotherhood accepts a long overdue invitation to join the X-men. For all of them, it means changes. For Todd, it means the biggest change of all.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,820 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Toad/Todd T.
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
The Apprentice by Deborah Peters reviews
In 1998, Severus Snape was given a second chance. In 1976, he has to figure out how to take it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,312 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
WAR by Lisilgirl reviews
A journal is found, along with a handful of rupees, some parchments, and the birth record of someone called "Colin". ZeLink.TwilightPrincess
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,902 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Link, Zelda
Night Falling by Philippa reviews
Richard goes undercover at an exclusive private school to track down a vicious killer, while Bruce finds himself increasingly entangled with the alluring Selina Kyle.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,111 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/13/2007
Safeguard by X-parrot reviews
When tragedy befalls Kaiba, Yugi and his friends fear such a devastating loss may be too much for him, and now, unless he can fight a hostile takeover, he stands to lose Kaiba Corporation as well. Or is something else wrong? -gen, no pairings-
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,255 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 9/1/2005 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K. - Complete
Spiderwebs by MaskedIncantation reviews
Mitsuhiko invites Conan and Haibara to accompany him to Tropical Land, but someone else turns up uninvited and has intentions to bring down the Silver Bullet using other means. Tangling Mitsuhiko into his Spiderweb in the process.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Mitsuhiko T., Gin
Living In Hell by FluffleNeCharka reviews
Digidestined worldwide are united by the Japanese Chosen. When North Korea demands Taichi talk with their Digidestined, he and Sora go, but something isn't right, and before they can stop it, it all goes wrong.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,680 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Sora T.
Island by Nonakani reviews
/Oneshot/ Be wary, Duster, as you take your first tentative steps on Tanetane island: there be monsters just beyond your field of vision. / Tanetane island, from Duster's POV.
Earthbound - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Duster - Complete
Five by Carth reviews
A Season 5. The chronicles of the Lyoko Warriors as they face a new enemy, Project Carthage, try to resurrect Franz Hopper, and delve further into the mystery of the supercomputer than ever before. Current episode- #96 "Paradise Lost"
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,345 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009
Broken Lyric by Rainbow Daydreamer reviews
So many broken threads. So many seemingly separate little lives, with their triumphs and tragedies. One human girl connects them all, and she is not who any of them think she is. The start of something much longer.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008
Easter at Spinner's End by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
It is 1972, the Easter holidays are approaching and a certain Lucius malfoy has gotten into his head that he wants to stay at Spinner's End...a reluctant Severus agrees and the rest, they say, is history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Pokémon Crystal: Johto Adventures by Orangen reviews
Crystal-based. Three teens leave home for different reasons, meeting up sporadically. They all just want to be the best they can, but with Team Rocket in the way, it won't be easy. Epilogue: Vs Corsola II!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 79,474 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Sneasel/Nyula - Complete
Loyalty by magique reviews
It's been a year since Cedric died and Zacharias is still struggling to get over it. No pairings. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Zacharias S., Cedric D. - Complete
Master of the Emeralds by JudasFm reviews
S3&K adaptation. A disturbing rumour that Robotnik may somehow have survived the explosion of his Death Egg leads Sonic and Tails to a strange flying island to search for answers...and straight into conflict with a new enemy. Please R&R!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,213 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/3/2006
Playing with Fire by Prieda Solo reviews
Life is hard for a rebel looking for something to proove. Follows the story of Pyro in the brotherhood, starting at the end of X2 and continuing out beyond X3. Includes Toad, Sabretooth, Gambit Remy LeBeau , and pretty much all of the X-men. NOW FINISHED
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 78,290 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Pyro, Toad
Oddball Faith by crockywock reviews
In 1973,Severus returns for his 3rd year. Transfiguration is worse than ever and Lucius keeps behaving oddly. Legilimency isn't as easy as it looks,the Marauders will not stay in the castle for one day, and Minerva is clearly overtaxed with the situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,491 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Following Blondie by sh4mesh4me reviews
Wind Waker. Link is missing, Tetra hates townspeople, and Aryll can't swim. I wanted to start this up again but I've forgotten the plot. Ok not really. I actually have an amazing memory, but not that amazing. Am having trouble working through some of it
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Link, Tetra
Ickle Ronniekins by Solstice Muse reviews
Ron is ten years old and Charlie is leaving to go to Romania and start his work with dragons. The bullying from Fred and George becomes too much and Ronnie decides to stow away with Charlie. Part of my Quills for a Cause sponsorship for AIDS research.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,468 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Ron W., Charlie W. - Complete
Symphonic Chaotix: The Dissonant Harmonies by Tylec Asroc reviews
What began as a routine burglary probe has grown into a case that could break the quarrelsome Chaotix once and for all. For Vector it’s come to a showdown with an uncatchable master thief, a woman who defied & destroyed all who crossed her path.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,699 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Vector, Espio
Rising Star by JudasFm reviews
Based on Sonic 2. For years Tails has been wishing on stars for one thing: a friend. When a certain blue hedgehog arrives on the scene he thinks his wish has come true, but Robotnik isn't far behind and soon Tails' world is plunged into chaos. Please R&R!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 130,282 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Waiting by Farla reviews
When Team Rocket invades Silph and you rush to the rescue, your rival comes too. He makes his way through the complicated layout and enemy trainers, gets nearly all the way to Giovanni and the president, and then...stops.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Concordia/Helena - Complete
Oddball Trouble by crockywock reviews
In 1972, Severus Snape returns to Hogwarts, swearing that this time he will not get into trouble with any of the four Marauders who do not yet call themselves that just yet. We also learn a little more about Remus's past. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,344 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Xanthic Growlithe Contract by Facia reviews
Elliot is just an ordinary new trainer. He has no new pokemon or special destiny. But something strange is going on. Unexplainable oddities are piling up, and hidden secrets are surfacing. Beneath the seeming normality of the world lies...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,046 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Complete
Oddball Pride by crockywock reviews
In 1971, Severus Snape and the Marauders enter a Hogwarts very different from the one we know. Dumbledore has only just become Headmaster. School uniforms still consist of proper robes and hair tied to the back... FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,504 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/7/2004 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Out Of The Dark Change by Crowhop reviews
“He's insane.” “That one’s obsessed.” “He’s a hopeless idealist,” we say. And yet, is there a definite line between reality and imbalance? We're all unstable in one way or another---sometimes it just takes a bit too much turmoil to create
NiGHTS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,950 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 8/23/2003
Morally Shady by Foxieglove reviews
An AU look at 'Strategy X'. Kurt has trouble adjusting, even with Xavier's help. Can Todd bring Kurt out of his self hatred, and in return, can Kurt do the same for Todd? chapter 4 is here and chapter 5 will be coming soon!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,368 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 5/5/2002 - Toad/Todd T., Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
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Land of the Free reviews
In 1996, a boy received a Charmander from Professor Oak in Pallet Town and took the Kanto region by storm. But now it's 2010, and a very different boy halfway across the globe has just seen his first pokémon, under the worst circumstances imaginable...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Proton/Lance, Giovanni/Sakaki
A Shadow of Your Former Self reviews
...You just wanted someone to take care of you. Reborn fic.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Gastly/Ghos, Gengar/Gangar - Complete
The Red Line reviews
Bullets can't raise the dead, but maybe a hole in the Monarch's skull will be enough make up for the one he just left in Hank's family.
Venture Brothers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Brock S., Hank V. - Complete
Spectrum reviews
100-word drabble series; prompts from the XANA's Lair forum. Week 7: "Papers, papers, papers; it always comes down to this."
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Jeremie B., William D.
Friends Forever reviews
Danny finally musters up the courage to ask Cathy out.
Monster Buster Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Act with Integrity reviews
Before the Battle of Hogwarts begins, Zacharias Smith is among the many students streaming out of the castle to safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Zacharias S., Voldemort - Complete
Fire and Ice reviews
Probably AU, Ben 10k universe. Kevin and Julie discuss Devlin's eyes.
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Kevin, Devlin - Complete
Checks and Balances
In a darker world where pokémon don't exist, not even as games, seventeen have terrible and fascinating powers; seventeen can summon monsters...glimpses of their lives. Not necessarily chronological. Latest: ice
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,863 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 10/23/2008
And the Child Watches reviews
On the run, a very young Tracey witnesses his first pokémon battle. Very short.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Tracey S./Kenji - Complete
Maniac reviews
Where's the pokémon, Yellow asks, his voice flat. Bill doesn't say anything, but the smell of blood in the air is answer enough.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Bill/Masaki S. - Complete
More Expressive reviews
Dark one-shot. Toon Link joined your team!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Toon Link, Ganondorf - Complete
The Master reviews
Pokémon Trainer is dragged, kicking and screaming, into his role as a playable character in the Super Smash Bros. universe. Not a humor fic.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Pokémon Trainer, Master Hand - Complete