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I LOVE CARLISLE CULLEN!!

if you just read that and thought 'eww, isnt he old?' i am here to set you right. remember Edward Cullen? yeah hes 107. if your thinking physical age Carlisle is only 23(just a short 3 years older than Jasper and Emmett) so get out of Bella's perspective and see Carlisle for what he really is: AWESOME!!

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No One Else by Mimidearr reviews
Jasper and other friends help Alice cope after her love vanishes without saying goodbye. But how can she forget when everything she does reminds her of him ? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Loving You Against My Will by whitereflections12 reviews
AU Jasper/Alice Jasper met the Cullen family on his own, over a century before. Now, 90 years after finding Bella, they have returned to their old hometown of Forks. and it should have been an uneventful return, if only she hadn't been there...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,193 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Jasper, Alice
Points on a Compass by Livily reviews
To the eastern sea, the western woods, the southern sun, and the northern skies. When bestowing his new kings and queens with their titles, Aslan had much more in mind than simple formalities.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,862 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Aslan, Peter Pevensie - Complete
That Word Honor by Mercury Gray reviews
Safely at school, Peter and Edmund have a talk about the new nature of war and honor in 1942. Not slash, just a brother to brother talk.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Passing Down the Crown by elecktrum reviews
Peter helped to put Caspian on the throne of Narnia, but at what cost to himself?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
A Faun and His Flute by Petraverd reviews
Tumnus looks at his music in a different light, with the help of his friend.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Tumnus, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
A Message by Dearheart reviews
To: You. From: Aslan. He wants to tell you something. [Dedicated to every Narniac who's ever knocked on the back of their closet.]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Aslan - Complete
A Very Taxing Christmas Eve by acacia59601 reviews
A oneshot detailing Peter's first Christmas Eve as King of Narnia.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Peter Pevensie, Father Christmas - Complete
The Pupil by Arhazivory reviews
Edmund has some problems adjusting to his new role as pupil.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Knowing by Thalion King's Daughter reviews
Set after The Last Battle. Susan remembers what happened at the Stone Table and learns what Aslan’s name is in our world. Unabashedly Christian.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Easter Whisperings by Lirenel reviews
Easter service brings Mrs. Pevensie new insight into the lives of her children.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Helen - Complete
Afterglow by Lirazel reviews
Because it can’t be easy going back to being less than you are.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
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