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Short Story Drabbles by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A series of one-shots or random ideas I'm not sure how will go over with the fans. Any idea that randomly pops in my head will likely be posted unless I have more than four chapters. This will mostly be for Harry Potter and HP crossovers. Will also include older works.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 261 - Words: 705,944 - Reviews: 12980 - Favs: 2,740 - Follows: 2,514 - Updated: 20h - Published: 7/15/2013
Brockton's Celestial Forge by Lord Roustabout reviews
The Celestial Forge is the greatest combination of crafting powers in Jumpchain, meaning it is the greatest combination of crafting abilities in all of fiction. In Brockton Bay a forgotten side character's trigger event ends with him linked to the Celestial Forge rather than his intended shard. His expanding collection of tinker abilities drag him into the city's cape conflicts.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 533,608 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 11/25 - Published: 5/5
The odds were never in my favour by Antony444 reviews
Ten years of life at the Dursleys have healed Alexandra Potter of any good feelings she might have towards her aunt, uncle and cousin, leaving her friendless and sarcastic about life. On her eleventh birthday, a letter sent by a school of magic may give her a providential escape. Except, of course, things may not be that simple for a girl fan of the Lord of the Rings...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 641,178 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 2,949 - Follows: 3,432 - Updated: 11/22 - Published: 9/20/2015
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 189 - Words: 836,383 - Reviews: 12518 - Favs: 5,909 - Follows: 4,879 - Updated: 11/3 - Published: 9/4/2005
A Kernel Of Truth by mp3.1415player reviews
A long time ago, in a city filled with oddities, no one realized just how odd some of those oddities were... Actually, it wasn't all that long ago, but it was still very odd. Of course it was, Taylor Hebert was involved! (Another story that started as a one-shot and sort of... grew)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,558 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 10/29 - Published: 9/6
Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 912,799 - Reviews: 4533 - Favs: 3,794 - Follows: 3,931 - Updated: 10/27 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Taylor Varga by mp3.1415player reviews
Taylor has a bad day that ends in a locker. Everyone has heard that one. It goes somewhat differently after that, as her call for help is answered by something from a lot further away than one might expect... A story in which Taylor makes a very large friend, the world gets confused, and Danny comes into his own.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 393 - Words: 1,885,525 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 10/27 - Published: 3/14/2017
Imperfect Cherry Blossom by Supperdude9 reviews
Belief, faith, and fear are funny things. Kyon finds himself in a new world, a world of true fantasy. He will need help to get out of Gensokyo alive. Haruhi/Touhou Crossover! Set after the events of Snow Mountain Syndrome, and written as an introduction to Touhou. Rated T. Soundtrack companion available on Youtube. Search episode name for playlists! Meltdown 11 is out!
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 48 - Words: 1,005,994 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 10/21 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Itsuki K., Kyon, Marisa K., Reimu H.
FREAKIN GENSOKYO by SKOOLATOON reviews
A blatant self-insert wound up in Gensokyo because reasons. Now, armed with only mediocre wit, and mundane tools, he must find the means to not get completely destroyed by the friendly locals! In doing so, he winds up involved in strangely unfitting incidents because I'm bad at writing fanfiction! If you're here you're probably bored anyway, so why not stop by for the fluffmania?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 149 - Words: 2,399,973 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 10/16 - Published: 10/16/2015 - OC
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 183,698 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 2,563 - Updated: 10/11 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Taylor is DOOMed by mp3.1415player reviews
Taylor wakes in an unfamiliar place. An unfamilar place is about to have a very, very bad day.
Crossover - Doom & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,506 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 10/8 - Published: 11/24/2019
TCGM's Plot Bunny Vault by TCGM reviews
[Multiverses Present: Worm, Stargate, Percy Jackson, Star Wars, Harry Potter] When you write, many ideas come to you. Some continue the story you're writing at the time. Others... don't. These are Plot Bunnies, and this place is my Vault of the ones I couldn't get out of my head. It is possible that one of these Bunnies may grow up into it's own story, but that is not guaranteed.
Crossover - Worm & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,413 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/23 - Published: 5/3/2018
A World Full of Monsters by Fahad09 reviews
When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,037 - Reviews: 3041 - Favs: 6,883 - Follows: 7,265 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Naruto U., OC
Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 2,392 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Sybill T.
Team 7's Secret Motto by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,099 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 4,386 - Follows: 4,807 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Team Seven
Science and Magic by MrsRJLupin reviews
Cecilia Frobisher is a muggle who has been employed by Dumbledore to work on a potion for Harry to defeat Voldemort. What happens when she is forced to work with Snape? There is a completed sequel to this fic and 3/4 through the last story as of April 18. Feel free to download the audio from my Youtube Playlist: MrsRJ Lupin (a space between RJ and Lupin)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 408,044 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Game On! 4 0 by nordiamus reviews
Harriett Potter's previous life didn't ended quite as expected, and now she's back as her own descendant to help another hero - and fulfill her own mission. Of course, things probably won't be easy, as even the gods don't know what to expect now that the world's Fate has been thrown into disarray by Shadow's very own brand of Chaos... fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 162,456 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 1/29 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,609 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Serpent's Renaissance by epsi10n reviews
Salazar Slytherin is reborn as Hermione Granger. With her new identity as a muggleborn girl and her old reputation in tatters, Hermione sets out to start a new life for herself, a resurrection for House Slytherin, and a renaissance for the whole of the magical society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 98 - Words: 292,716 - Reviews: 4157 - Favs: 6,153 - Follows: 7,342 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Hermione G., Salazar S.
SHINOBI: The RPG - Act 2 by Fulcon reviews
The minmaxer is at his full build. Now, he has one final challenge left: To stop crying and love the game.(On hiatus)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 150,020 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 3/4/2019 - [Anko M., OC] Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Crabs Are All You Need by flabbyknight reviews
Prompt: Taylor decides that focusing on controlling crabs is way better than working with bugs.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/1 - [Victoria D./Glory Girl, Skitter] - Complete
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 646,435 - Reviews: 8848 - Favs: 17,645 - Follows: 20,860 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
My Path that Loops by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Sometimes our lives seem to loop. Mine just happens to Loop with consequences. OC Self Insert Semi Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 291,333 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 3,288 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Naruto U., OC
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 338,887 - Reviews: 8713 - Favs: 9,966 - Follows: 10,858 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,247 - Reviews: 3744 - Favs: 11,298 - Follows: 12,514 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
A Wand for Skitter by ShayneT reviews
Waking in the body of a murdered child, Taylor Hebert, once a super villain and later a super hero must discover who has been killing muggleborns while being forced to go to Hogwarts, among groups who are the most likely suspects.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 121 - Words: 359,078 - Reviews: 4585 - Favs: 2,746 - Follows: 2,608 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 2/27/2019 - Complete
Game On! 3 0 by nordiamus reviews
Harriet Potter is back in the world she was first born in, ready for her third mission as a goddess. Chaos Game has been updated for what promise to be a long adventure among youkai and miko, and even through time! fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 234,881 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Harry P., Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Game On! 3 1 by nordiamus reviews
Harriet Potter had done her job for her third life, and now all that she wanted was to find her missing pack... Yet somehow, her first lead to find them was a new, unexpected hero! fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry; WARNING: is a direct continuation of 3.0 so contains elements of InuYasha
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 138,187 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 1/12/2019 - Harry P., Yusuke U. - Complete
Game On! 3 2 by nordiamus reviews
(Half Prince Crossover) Harriett Potter, after reuniting her pack and successfully helping two heroes, didn't expect to receive a new message from Fate... Except this new quest seems a bit different? fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,694 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Harry P., 1/2 Prince/1/2王子 - Complete
Light up the Sky by Countess Millarca reviews
When Uzumaki Naruto breathed his last, he didn't expect to wake up in the world of the living again. He was old, and tired, and so, so ready to move on. And, well...he wanted to see his wife again, dammit. But, of course, that wasn't what happened. Reincarnation fic. Naruto-as-Tsuna. Crack-ish.
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,194 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 4,406 - Follows: 4,520 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 5/2/2018 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Fourth by TCGM reviews
This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. Taylor Hebert usually triggers in her Locker. But what if an out-of-context being interfered? Features Queen Administrator Taylor. T because of light, Worm-style swearing and a proportions joke.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,757 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Skitter, Danny H.
Teeth and Claws by TheShadowSwan reviews
When you put bunch of predators in one room and tell them to work together they do not roll over and listen to the order. They test both you and each other. They snarl, bite and scratch… They fight. With teeth and claws. Fem!Harry as Skull BAMF!Skull UST!Arcobaleno Crossposted with AO3
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 115,651 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 3,354 - Updated: 12/13/2019 - Published: 5/7/2018 - Harry P., Reborn, Skull, Arcobaleno
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,866 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 2,899 - Follows: 2,363 - Updated: 11/29/2019 - Published: 4/14/2007
That Sounds Like Work by flabbyknight reviews
This is not what Taylor signed up for.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,604 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Skitter, Grue, Regent, Tattletale - Complete
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,688 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 7,591 - Follows: 9,446 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,753 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 3,628 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
Brainworm Repository by Lord Mendasuit reviews
You know that expression of an 'earworm' song that just keeps repeating in your head? Well, this is the same for me, except with story ideas that I just can't devote enough time to. Free for pickup whenever you like.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 100,197 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 10/3/2019 - Published: 3/28/2017 - Complete
Rise of a New Moon by Icy the Frostbringer reviews
Zero Requiem was supposed to be the end. Lelouch died to bring peace to the world. However, his plan had an unforeseen consequence that nobody could have anticipated. Refused the right to rest in peace, Lelouch is forced into a new existence, and back into a familiar war. Parallel Universe. Gender Switch.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 175,332 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 10/2/2019 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Lelouch L. - Complete
The Psychic, The Swordsman, and The Sorcerer by Christopher Scott reviews
Sakura's a psychic, Naruto's a swordsman, and Sasuke is a wizard. Kakashi, meanwhile, is the unfortunate jounin assigned to train them. Get ready to see familiar personalities from these three. Can Konoha survive this trio? Can the world? Please read and review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 88 - Words: 110,603 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 9/29/2019 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7446 - Favs: 16,243 - Follows: 18,442 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,575 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 5,558 - Follows: 3,450 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2408 - Favs: 6,258 - Follows: 6,766 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
The Parselmouth of Gryffindor by Achille Talon reviews
Hermione Granger was born a Parselmouth and arrives at Hogwarts with less trust in authority (after all, muggle science somehow missed snake sentience), and a mission to prove snakes are people too. And Goblins. And Acromantulas. And… Merlin. Hogwarts isn't prepared for this, the Wizarding World isn't prepared for this, and Voldemort is *especially* not prepared for this. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 81 - Words: 274,382 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 8/1/2019 - Published: 10/9/2017
Messing With Time by slythernim reviews
Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,284 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 4,246 - Follows: 5,409 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Archeologist by Racke reviews
After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,563 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 3,924 - Follows: 2,609 - Updated: 7/19/2019 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Red Mage, Looking For Group by Nemesis13 reviews
The Girl-Who-Lived grew up in a stable household despite Dumbledore's manipulations, as Iris Dursley she lives a perfectly normal life until she and Dudley get a new game system for Christmas. Inspired by their characters the pair soon discover Iris's magic powers, which Dudley quickly declares makes her a Red Mage and he the Paladin that protects her. Now to finish the party...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,598 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 3,642 - Follows: 4,519 - Updated: 7/12/2019 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Dudley D.
Can Your Friends Do This? by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Tsume Yuki's, 'Ain't Never Had a Friend Like Me' prompt. MoD Hari is sealed inside a genie bottle and tossed into the Veil. Only the interference of Death stops her from being enslaved. When Naruto comes into possession of the bottle and frees Hari from her prison, she gets attached and decides to help him, changing everything we know. A/N: Har/kashi Naru/Sasu. Deal With It!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 323,427 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 5,713 - Follows: 6,288 - Updated: 7/10/2019 - Published: 1/18/2016 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Adventures in Magick by PseudonymousEntity reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,209 - Reviews: 3520 - Favs: 8,263 - Follows: 9,680 - Updated: 6/21/2019 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
All Through the Night by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,844 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 4,311 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 6/2/2019 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
Strategic Realignment by DschingisKhan reviews
Reimu loses her job and has to train her replacement: Chen.
Touhou Project - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2019 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Chen, Reimu H. - Complete
Pottery Shards by Lucinda reviews
A collection of fragments and scenes set in the Harry Potter universe, and will contain assorted main characters and pairings. These may or may not develop into longer stories. Unless otherwise noted, each chapter is a separate story shard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,348 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/11/2019 - Published: 1/14/2010
SHINOBI: The RPG - Act 1 by Fulcon reviews
A min-maxing Self-Insert ruins himself at character creation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 70 - Words: 375,194 - Reviews: 3511 - Favs: 5,726 - Follows: 5,459 - Updated: 3/4/2019 - Published: 4/4/2017 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Dumbledore's Army by Kvothe of Many Talents
...Or the self-defence guide for underage wizards and witches. An excerpt from the book released by Kingsley's administration, eager to separate themselves from the mistakes of their predecessors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2019 - Complete
Infinite Anime Loops by BIOS-Pherecydes reviews
Yggdrasil, the supercomputer god-tree which runs all of reality, has suffered a cataclysmic breakdown. In order to prevent all of existence from falling apart, uncountable worlds within the Multiverse have been placed into a near-permanent time loop. Based on the idea created by Innortal: These are the Infinite Loops, and this is their insanity.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 251,371 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 1/20/2016
So How Can I Weaponize This? by longherin reviews
This started as a short story about how nerd weaponizes light. Now it is 'how quickly can we cover the entire Harry Potter series while adding progressively more technology and research into the mix.' Still a stupid story for the sake of stupid stories, though. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 138,284 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 12/23/2018 - Published: 12/25/2015 - OC - Complete
A Subtle Approach (Worm Endbringer SI) - Complete by xxJevranxx reviews
A Worm CYOA fic using the Endbringer mode.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,094 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Complete
There is no way Imanity can cheat using magic! by miauzhang reviews
Imanity is the weakest of the 16 races because they can't use magic. Or that's what everyone thought. When a half homunculus magus from another world came to Disboard, what will happen?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & No Game, No Life/ノーゲーム・ノーライフ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,485 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 2/6/2017 - Illyasviel von Einzbern
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 4906 - Favs: 7,458 - Follows: 2,853 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5450 - Favs: 15,389 - Follows: 14,197 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Avoiding the Mafia isn't easy AT ALL by TsunaFishSisYis reviews
"I started my day by launching into a conversation with the orange-haired idol and her snarky dark-haired friend, all the while planning to avoid the Mafia for the rest of my life. - Of couse, I failed." Someone, dragged into the insane world of Reborn, tries to avoid the Mafia. And succeeds. Sometimes.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 64,332 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 8/10/2018 - Published: 7/5/2015
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 4,202 - Follows: 5,304 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6774 - Favs: 6,965 - Follows: 7,818 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Dishwashing by ShockingRevelations reviews
Shirou once found a golden cup filled to the brim with purple sludge, so he did what any hero of justice would do; take it home and clean it. Afterwards, some funny coincidences happened. Rated T for cursing.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 273 - Published: 8/1/2018 - Shirō E., Rin T. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7548 - Favs: 10,928 - Follows: 12,891 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
The Price is Right by High Pot In Noose reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 7,188 - Follows: 4,590 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,359 - Reviews: 5703 - Favs: 4,611 - Follows: 4,784 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
how to disown your dad by Aria Vicci reviews
...was the third thing she searched on Google after she learned how to use internet without blowing it at age eight. The answer was appealing, but too bland./In which Tohsaka Rin is reincarnated as Nakiri Erina and she swears to burn his dad alive if it's allowed. Oh, by the way, Shirou is here too, somehow charmed everyone regardless age and gender as Yukihira Souma. Rin-centric.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,005 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 437 - Published: 3/23/2018 - [Rin T., Shirō E.] [Erina N., Soma Y.] - Complete
A Simple Teenage Shop Owner by AngryOwl reviews
Things aren't always as simple as they seem. Just because he found himself in a new world, Naruto shouldn't have forgotten this. Now he must deal with angel, fallen angels, devils, perverts and god, all while maintaining a relationship and running his store. Things can never be simple for him.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 266,981 - Reviews: 6447 - Favs: 9,882 - Follows: 9,175 - Updated: 3/14/2018 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Naruto U., T. Koneko - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 9,492 - Follows: 3,288 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Boom Goes The Dynamite by Pokere reviews
In which Team Seven has an unhealthy love for explosives and Kakashi is an enabler.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 823 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Kakashi H., Hiruzen S., Team Seven
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 3,739 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Skittering thief by ShayneT reviews
Granted powers from another world, Taylor Hebert must deal with a Cape world that is out to kill her when they discover that she can permanently steal powers.
Crossover - Heroes & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 237,015 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4314 - Favs: 10,223 - Follows: 11,183 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 1,020 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2297 - Favs: 12,785 - Follows: 12,697 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
A Day Of Boredom by PixelWriter1 reviews
It's the summer, everyone is on holiday, and Ranma is bored. This is a dangerous thing! A bored martial artist is a martial artist who starts to experiment with new techniques. The result is, well, a little strange...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,327 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 599 - Published: 10/31/2017 - Ranma, Nabiki
Boredom Is Deadly by preciousann reviews
For Harry, the 'next great adventure' isn't really all that great. After two-thousand years of dealing with the whining souls of the dead, he decides to spice things up a bit…by returning to his first year at Hogwarts. Crackfic! MOD!Harry Darkish!Harry GaryStu!Harry with a twist. NO Bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 90,543 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
A Curse of Prophecy by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader (and one-time accidental fanfiction participant), brooding over his previous adventure, receives a mysterious letter that transports him to yet another fictional world. This time, however, his knowledge of canon and fanfiction is limited, and Things. Go. Wrong. OCSI, sequel to A Curse of Truth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,296 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 7/13/2017
The Curious Case of Luna Lovegood by Marvolo666 reviews
Harry signs up for more than he bargains for when he agrees to mentor Luna through her seventh year at Hogwarts While also teaching Defense against the Dark Arts. Together, they fight bigotry and corruption, while Luna learns what it means to Feel, and Love. Luna sets out to fulfill her mothers work and change the world as we know it forever...that is if she can live long enough!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 285,380 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 6/16/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 3,736 - Follows: 1,444 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Sleeping With The Girls, Vol II: Chaos Theory by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 294,164 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 6/14/2010
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3858 - Favs: 6,475 - Follows: 4,227 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 6,471 - Follows: 6,331 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
Irrelevance by Adari reviews
A series of one-shots, which may or may not be considered connected, from a world where Harry Potter did not turn off his brain when sorted into Gryffindor. Usually Harry, but not always.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Harry P.
Percy Jackson and the Game by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 781,118 - Reviews: 10207 - Favs: 10,738 - Follows: 10,724 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5775 - Favs: 11,771 - Follows: 12,370 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Game On! 2 0 by nordiamus reviews
Harriet Potter, goddess in training, is getting ready for her second mission: reincarnated as the youngest Elric Sibling and armed with Chaos' latest update of his Game, she's ready to discover a new world of alchemy! fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 142,085 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 3,331 - Follows: 2,399 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Harry P., Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Time Travel with a Twist by Shahismael reviews
One Shot - A random idea inspired by the usual Harry dies and his grim reaper sends him back in time and tells him to get together with his soul mate. But a thought popped into my head, why did it have to be Harry who was sent back. And thus this was born.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 267 - Published: 5/2/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Death - Complete
Hitting the tomes by Arasinyah reviews
The world, universe, fate, it's all very complicated. Too complicated in fact and explaining it would take far too long, better to move on. The important thing is that everything is connected. The Universe can be changed by the simplest little things. Harry Potter's life changed because of one simple thing: Homework.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,736 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 4/24/2017 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Petunia D.
One Thousand and Counting by Ergoemos reviews
What if it wasn't a simple act of homework that released the Brigade from their endless summer vacation? What if the end didn't come as years faded into decades into centuries? How can the brigade cope with the growing weight of time? And even as they escape the endless summer, what new mysteries could be lurking, waiting for them to discover?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 46 - Words: 139,441 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/17/2017 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Itsuki K., Kyon, Mikuru A., Yuki N. - Complete
I was never a scarecrow by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Goblet of Fire doesn't just bind you to compete, it insures you will, calling you from wherever you may be for each event. So what happens if you happen to be under wards that are more powerful than the goblet itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 1,409 - Published: 3/15/2017
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 6,521 - Follows: 3,911 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 6,340 - Follows: 3,885 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7486 - Favs: 10,636 - Follows: 7,602 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
The Other Side of the Coin by Baron Zed reviews
Ranma falls into a different spring. While cursed in his girl form, she can't use any ki and has a useless energy she doesn't know how to use. How will Ranma cope when his only joy in life can be taken from him with a splash of cold water?
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,263 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7146 - Favs: 14,954 - Follows: 11,655 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Genius Hidden in the Leaves by TheAister reviews
Another day, another prank. The only difference is this time, the resident genius Nara Shikaku sits in on Naruto explaining how he did it to the Sandaime Hokage which leads to some startling truths.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
Odd-Job Tsuna by ShamelessDilettante reviews
Tsuna decides to get a job because he didn't want to be indebted to his father. Somehow, this leads to even more jobs and friends popping up in unexpected places. Tsuna can only blame his inability to refuse requests, but he'll never understand why he attracts trouble like a magnet. Includes: Many characters appearing randomly. Mostly Pre-Reborn, Post-Reborn at ch.18. Complete!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,116 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 5,557 - Follows: 3,571 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 2,567 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Doeskin by chicaalterego reviews
After reading the tale of the hallows Harry should have known Death was petty. Now the "Master of Death" was to be reborn in an exiting world of ninja as a Nara deer. 'Death can't harm its master' his bloody arse
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,617 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 3,197 - Follows: 3,998 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Harry P., Shikamaru N., Yoshino N.
Snapshots of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin by Hermionechan90 reviews
Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 2,608 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 12/6/2014
The Epic Rivalry of Sasagawa Kyoko and Sawada Tsunayoshi by Dandelion-san reviews
Or the one where Tsuna can cook really, really, really well. (A crackish drabble-like series with no real plot. Canon AU, mostly gen)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 2,150 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Kyōko S., Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation
Game On! by nordiamus reviews
Harriet Potter knew she shouldn't have picked those three Hallows... but she did, and now, she's immortal, and the gods have a proposition for her : help the heroes of other universe to save her mother's soul. And to help her, they'll give her a tool : the Gamer's Ability. First stop : the Mafia World. fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 215,467 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 4,192 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 7/7/2016 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Harry P., Reborn, Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
A Murder of Crows by Cyanide Lemons reviews
Reborn touches down in Namimori just as Sawada Tsunayoshi leaves it.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,217 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 4/21/2016 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Hana K., T. Kusakabe, K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The ROOT of Change by sabersoul13 reviews
What happens when the third Hokage finally decides to do something about how Naruto is treated, and what happens when to do so he requests the aid of someone who is known for manipulating things from the shadows. What could go wrong when Naruto is given access to any resources he wants, along with an older brother who will do anything to protect him. (Discontinued. Sorry.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 290,718 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Naruto U., Fū] [OC, Anko M.]
My Heavenly Judgement by colbub reviews
Alice was normal. Unremarkable, smart-ish and... normal. So when she died, she was shocked. But it was even MORE shocking when part of her Judgment for her to go to Heaven consisted of... protecting Tsuna?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 650,532 - Reviews: 3598 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 11/7/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., OC - Complete
Dancing in the Green by Pheonix Dawn reviews
Harry gets an unexpected date to the Yule Ball during the Tournament. Or rather, he gets ordered to be a girls escort...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,786 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 1,255 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Complete
Master, Pokémon? by Saphroneth reviews
Pokémon anime AU. Ash Ketchum has something of a secret. He can understand Pokémon... oh, yeah, and there's the thing where he's actually kind of one himself.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,680 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 1,959 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Latias] Pikachu, Zorua
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3806 - Favs: 11,173 - Follows: 12,965 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4257 - Favs: 8,179 - Follows: 6,396 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Like a Woman Scorned by Shareon reviews
Sailor V's multiple humiliating defeats at the hands of the insufferable Ranma Saotome had haunted her throughout the years. A chance meeting in Japan brought new hope for revenge, but her most recent attempts were equally disastrous. However hell hath no fury... (A conclusion to "Hell Hath no Fury" by Bob Lobster, a crossover between "Ranma 1/2" and "Sailor Moon".)
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus - Complete
Puella Magi Luna Magica by Quatermass reviews
Crack! Or at least my attempt at it. Luna Lovegood makes a contract with an Incubator, and becomes a Magical Girl. Unfortunately for the Incubator, he got the raw end of the deal...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Luna L., Kyubey - Complete
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 385,181 - Reviews: 5764 - Favs: 5,159 - Follows: 3,840 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 3,077 - Follows: 860 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees - Years 1-7 by Steve2 reviews
This is a series of oneshots involving Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Involves a boatload of sarcasm from Harry. Mr. Black makes an appearance. Books 1-7 - Completed! Crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 61,362 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Warning: Past Soul Bind Performance Not Indicative of Future Prophets by LeadVonE reviews
The Master of Death brings his 130,000 years of experience to slam down on the unsuspecting head of his biggest and most entertaining challenge yet. Voldemort brings all her cunning and guile to rip open the mystery that is Harry Potter. And Dumbledore, Fudge, and the rest of the Wizarding world, scrabble to make sense of what in Merlin's name is going on. - On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,079 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort
The Master of Death IS The-Boy-Who-Lived - Child Hero for Hire by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter, the Master of Death, loathes the 'Adventures-of-the-Boy-Who-Lived' children's storybooks. I mean, what kind of kid grabs his happy band of childhood friends, smacks around some dragons, nundus, and dark wizards, and skips home in time for tea and scones? But, after 40,000 years of living and dying, the Master of Death realizes something... He probably could.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 1,090 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Harry P., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L., Luna L.
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4784 - Favs: 6,274 - Follows: 4,188 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 3,716 - Follows: 2,984 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7379 - Favs: 14,946 - Follows: 16,586 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
The Ultimate Hope by hunterofcomedy reviews
The diligence and bond between the students of Hope's Peak Academy was far stronger than the mastermind could have ever imagined. The killing game should have gone exactly as planned…but time passed quicker than expected. With no murders occurring, the mastermind began to get desperate…especially since the game began over 5 years ago!
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 171 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Enoshima J. - Complete
With Strength of Steel Wings by AngelaStarCat reviews
A young Harry Potter, abandoned on the streets, is taken in by a man with a mysterious motive. When his new muggle tattoo suddenly animates, he is soon learning forbidden magic and planning to infiltrate the wizarding world on behalf of the "ordinary" people. But nothing is ever that black and white. (Runes, Blood Magic, Parseltongue, Slytherin!Harry) (SEE NOTE 1st Chapter)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 719,300 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 4,495 - Follows: 4,994 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Fawkes
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 4,554 - Follows: 3,869 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Strange Logic and Common Sense by exocara reviews
Iemitsu's blood wasn't the only one that held special powers. Sawada Nana had been descended from the Lovegoods, after all, giving her the ability to see things people normally can't see. And so can Tsuna. However, Tsuna has one thing no one else has: common sense. Crack. Slight crossover with Harry Potter, but prior knowledge not needed.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 962 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Kawahira - Complete
Teeth and Claws by UnmovingGreatLibrary reviews
When Reimu is fatally wounded during a youkai hunt, Yukari binds her as a shikigami to save her life. The only complication: it makes Reimu a youkai in every way that counts. No longer fit to be the Hakurei shrine maiden, she has to find a new place for herself in Gensokyo, guide her headstrong successor... and deal with some unique new dietary requirements.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,480 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 4/3/2015 - [Reimu H., Yukari Y., Ran Y.] OC - Complete
Rising Powers by anix113 reviews
Harry learns that he is a wizard long before anyone intended. Without anyone teaching him, he does not know what should be impossible. He breaks the rules of magic with his bushy-haired friend. H/G/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,964 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 3,701 - Follows: 4,517 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 6/12/2009 - [Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L.] Hermione G.
Trial By Troll by DLPalindrome reviews
The boy from the train was right. In order to be Sorted, they really did have to fight a troll.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 356 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Nobody told Me the rules by Zaxaramas reviews
An avid Harry Potter fan gets dropped into the wizarding world. Metamorphing, AU goodness. Skewed ages
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 149,146 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks, OC - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 9,222 - Follows: 4,296 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 5,079 - Follows: 3,902 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
Diversion by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 761 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2796 - Favs: 4,408 - Follows: 2,895 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
The Rebirth of Tsunayoshi Sawada by ShamelessDilettante reviews
When Tsuna dies at a ripe old age, he finds himself waking again, back in middle school, a month before Reborn even arrives. Tsuna, in all the wry humour he has accumulated in his old life, decides that, what the hell, it's his turn to fool around with Vongola this time. One-shot. No pairings.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,572 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 5,677 - Follows: 1,818 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Trolling the League by Noodlehammer reviews
Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,582 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 4,919 - Follows: 3,040 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Phantasy by Tsume Yuki reviews
Tom Riddle was fully expecting to stay in hell forever. But the brat-who-lived and friend has, of course, come along with an offer too tempting to refuse. Albus Dumbledore was fully expecting Harry Potter's name down for the next year at Hogwarts. He just wasn't expecting two Dark-Lords to be enrolling as well. Time-travel -sort of- and FemHarry DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,287 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 4,056 - Follows: 4,303 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
The Mafia King by erimies reviews
Reborn had admittedly heard that his new pupil was a difficult one. He just hadn't thought his largest hurdle would be to make Tsuna give up his dream of becoming the pirate king. AU where Monkey D. Luffy was reborn as Sawada Tsunayoshi
Crossover - One Piece & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 3,245 - Follows: 1,066 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Luffy, Reborn - Complete
Kitsune 1 Prankster by gezzerslaw reviews
What if a the age 5, Naruto accepts Kyuubi as his sensei. And the Kyuubi not only teaches him to be the strongest jinchuuriki; but also a true Prankster loving Kitsune. Naruto/Hinata pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 187,300 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5411 - Favs: 11,135 - Follows: 6,592 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 3,885 - Follows: 1,200 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 443 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 3,518 - Follows: 3,011 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 351 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 4,128 - Follows: 3,164 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5653 - Favs: 6,446 - Follows: 6,948 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Shirou Emiya: Erogame Protagonist by gabriel blessing reviews
Yeah, you read that right. Yeah, you wish you had thought of it first. Yeah, this is a pretty unhelpful summary.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 93,099 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Power by kb0 reviews
In his sixth year, Harry meets an unexpected visitor at school and not only does she like him, but she can help him beat Voldemort. (for those that care about 'ships, Harry/sorta-OC)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,341 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 4,624 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
A matter of force by ContraBardus reviews
Start with Harry Potter, change something, and Harry learns to rock. Irreverent, chaotic, and the more movies you've seen, the funnier you're likely to find it. Expect many cammeos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 637,940 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 7,635 - Follows: 2,238 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Haigeki by Xylix reviews
His friends kidnapped by magical girls, Ranma is pushed beyond his limits to retrieve them.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 212,278 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Ranma - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 3,844 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2143 - Favs: 8,478 - Follows: 4,399 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 829 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 7,404 - Follows: 2,139 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
A Curse of Truth by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,847 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 3,697 - Follows: 1,951 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 4,744 - Follows: 1,436 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 10,491 - Follows: 3,078 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,230,519 - Reviews: 6163 - Favs: 6,646 - Follows: 4,087 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 4,808 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 3,892 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Leaf Style Maelstrom by Soulblazer87 reviews
'Leaf Style Shinobi, Uzumaki Naruto' So he had introduced himself. What about if that became a little bit more... literal? No decided pairings if ever, new jutsu and general insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 150,569 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Short Cuts in Learning by drakensis reviews
Harry wants to be trained to fight Voldemort, Dumbledore has doubts and Moody sees an opportunity.
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 115 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Alastor M. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16588 - Favs: 11,612 - Follows: 10,069 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 5,087 - Follows: 2,996 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Never the Hero by Tirfarthuan reviews
Saotome Ranma was not a hero. He knew this to be true, beyond a shadow of a doubt. And he was fine with that. But sometimes, part of him wished...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Ranma - Complete
Awesome Gendo by Saphroneth reviews
Gendo is the most awesome parent ever. Well, here anyway. Pretty much pure crack.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Gendo I.
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 5,201 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
New Game Plus by Durandall reviews
A crack fic that demanded it be written suddenly. To summarize Kyon's explanation of his experiences, let me quote him: "What the hell just happened here?"
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
LivingContradictory by erickmenk reviews
During the SAZ rally, Zero asked to have a private talk with Euphie, but thanks to the idiocy of two spies, their said talk was broadcast live to the entire world. "Such language, princess. Do you kiss Suzaku with that mouth?"
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,910 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Lelouch L.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3684 - Favs: 7,305 - Follows: 3,707 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 3,701 - Follows: 2,088 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 3,292 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
A Different Kind of Immortality by Legendary Legacy reviews
Not all forms of Immortality are created equal. Unfortunately for Keitaro, he's ended up with one of the more...frustrating kinds.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,137 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Keitaro U.
Late Arrival by Aquamarine Lights reviews
Kakashi is very late to pick up his Genin team. Ranma accidently teleports. And the early bird gets the worm...
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ranma
Blood of the Phoenix by midnightjen reviews
A unique visitor during the summer rewrites Harry's world and sets him on the path to Voldemort's ultimate destruction. Takes place during Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 188,914 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 5,748 - Follows: 3,447 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [OC, Harry P.] - Complete
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 4,350 - Follows: 4,502 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4084 - Favs: 11,332 - Follows: 10,445 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9718 - Favs: 26,663 - Follows: 10,747 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 3,801 - Follows: 3,999 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15811 - Favs: 10,219 - Follows: 7,785 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 1,290 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 4,589 - Follows: 1,192 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
The Blunt Force Trauma of Suzumiya Haruhi by Durandall reviews
A sudden blow to the head can make for some stunning insight. This is the story of Haruhi, after she finds out what she truly is. And how she deals with it. Or doesn't, as the case may be. Poor Kyon....
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,189 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Kyon - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 3,963 - Follows: 3,009 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 4,052 - Follows: 2,745 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15196 - Favs: 24,378 - Follows: 9,978 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Life and Death of Mary Sue by Sakiku reviews
Stranded in the middle of nowhere in Fire Country, a Mary Sue tries to do what all Mary Sues do. But she should have thought about what her actions look like from a Naruto-verse perspective… Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,862 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
And Yet ANOTHER Self Insert Fic by Enigmatic Magus reviews
I find myself in an Alternate Ranma Universe... and things just get weirder from there on out... chapter 1 updated slightly for grammatical errors.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 77,368 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 5/20/2004
Never Wake A Sleeping Witch by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
“Zero-sama, sorry to bother you, but I’ve taken the liberty of spreading the news, and we’ve even begun making plans for the baby shower.” Lelouch, C.C., and the reason why you should do as the title of this story says.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/1/2009 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 7,396 - Follows: 1,641 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 3,259 - Follows: 789 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Appreciation by Aleh reviews
There are many stories in which Team 7 gets a sane, well adjusted sensei who helps them to become loyal, competent shinobi of the Leaf. This... is not one of them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 104,669 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 8,165 - Follows: 3,389 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 6,469 - Follows: 1,969 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 251 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 6,176 - Follows: 1,825 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 4,349 - Follows: 2,290 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 3,398 - Follows: 812 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 2,361 - Follows: 2,798 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dancing With Myself by Swordchucks reviews
Harry Potter has Issues. That goes without saying, of course, but when he finds himself in another world facing someone he has a lot in common with... maybe he will find a way to make peace with himself. HarryGirl!Harry with a few twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,264 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hidden Hero by EveBB reviews
AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 3465 - Favs: 4,863 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Insertion by ContraBardus reviews
Two authors write a Ranma 1/2 self insertion...but something goes wrong...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 610,929 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 2/24/2001
The TriSchool Tournament by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 2,653 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Phoenix Ascension by Porthos112 reviews
A year after Phoenix mountain Ranma flees Nerima to try and get his life in order. Pity that chaos walks in his shadow. Mostly resolved fiancee problems, but nothing has really changed, just the names. Chapter sixteen up, 'Enter the Kitsune' whadaaaahhh
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 187,912 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Ranma, Cologne
Potter the Squib by Judah reviews
What does it mean to be Harry Potter? What does it mean to be a Dark Lord? What if Voldemort's killing curse did more than leave a scar? A different take on the underside of the Wizarding World. [AU][PotterXFemale][No yaoi]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,168 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P.
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 258 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 5,996 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Path of Chaos: Ascension of Supremacy by Lord Rance reviews
A powerful entity has been reborn after so many eons being dead, but what if the entity doesn't want to go back to what he used to be? This is a story of a powerful god, who doesn't want to become a god.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 564,368 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Ranma - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 282 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
One Trick Pony by beartooth reviews
Ranma realizes that being the best there is may not be all there is. His journey starts in Nerima, but eventually takes him to a place where he can finally come to terms with what he would like to be. Ranma x Kasumi...Completed!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,968 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Ranma, Kasumi - Complete
The Art of War' by WFROSE reviews
All's fair in love and... war...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,412 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 4/1/2003
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2838 - Favs: 10,422 - Follows: 4,547 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter: The Lone Traveller by The Professional reviews
After spending half his life trying to rid the world of Voldemort, Harry Potter finally succeeds. However, the price has been high. Too high. Unfortunately, when Harry risks his life to go back and ‘do things right’, something goes wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P.
Right Moments by Judah reviews
Ranma must discover what he wants and who he loves in a neverending day that is a spiritual journey to maturity. What might he do with boundless time?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,730 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Complete
Idiot Savant by Nyghtvision reviews
Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/19/2004
Getting Out or Dying Trying by C. Night reviews
I, Harry Potter, am trapped. But by who: Voldemort or Dumbledore? I wish I knew the answer to that. Now I am just putting my magical skills to use and fighting to get back to Hogwarts, because this is a battle I win or... I die. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,307 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Across Honour by Bjorn C reviews
A Ranma 12 Excel Saga crossover.
Excel Saga - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,042 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2002 - Complete
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Violence Adorable (trad) reviews
Hermione adore ses livres. Hermione adore son Harry. Mettez vous entre Hermione et l'un des deux à votre propre péril. Série de one-shots connectés. Traduit de l'Anglais de  Adorable Violence  de Cloud Zen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,146 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Les Anges de Dolores (trad) reviews
Après qu'Ombrage coince l'armée de Dumbledore et traîne Harry au bureau du directeur pour y être puni, ce dernier découvre que le nom écrit à la tête du parchemin incriminant n'était pas "l'Armée de Dumbledore" mais "Les Anges de Dolorès". Il ne reste donc plus qu'une chose à faire: se faire passer pour un fan club. Traduction de l'Anglais du one-shot de Sarah1281.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete