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Joined 07-08-05, id: 850209
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

name: Just call me Kathi!

What else do you need to know about me? Ummm... not much. I think it would be kind of stating the obvious to say that I have a tiny obsession with Harry Potter...(and an understatement, lol). Let's see...I live in the United States. Yes, I could be more vague. I could have told you that I live on Earth and have that be the end of it. :) I'm in High School, a Senior (Score! One more year of High School!). I take pride in being a dork. I insult people by calling them a "derivative of acceleration." 5 points to whoever knows what that means. Last night when I was quite ill I decided that 10:30 PM (when I wake up at 5:45 mind you) was the perfect time to randomly start researching Greek dieties. Was there a reason to do this? No. I just felt like it because I read a story that alluded to Persephone going to the Underworld. Did I research Persephone? No. I researched Selene, the Moon Goddess. Why am I telling you this? Because for some reason I find it amusing, though I am told no one else finds it so... I love the Red Sox. Yes, I realize that was incredibly random. And no, that does not tell you where I am from indirectly.

Stories Out:

Boys Are Unnecessary Commodities in Life

The Memory

Hermione and the Theory of Resistentialism (It is a word according to my language arts class, though according to dictionary.com and m-w.com it is not, so I don't know! lol)

The Funeral (Sequel to "The Memory." I had the hardest time labeling this story. I ended up labeling it a Lupin/Tonks Angst/Humor fic. The Angst/Humor part is what amuses me. Think about what a bizarre combination that is...lol.)

Stories I'm working on:

A multi-chapter piece about Remus meeting Tonks's parents. RLNT, obviously. (This may never come out. I've written a few chapters of it, but somewhere in the second chapter things start to go terribly wrong. I might just scrap it. Or I might fix it. Aggg).

A one-shot inspired by the line in HBP where it says Ginny broke up with Dean because he kept helping her through doors. It will be humorous, probably written in the same manor as "Commodities."

A one-shot investigating Dumbledore's decision to trust Snape.

A long, long time from now I will begin something to do with Regulus Black. A LONG, LONG time.

To Woo a Ravenclaw - Dean Thomas/ Padma Patil. All I've written is the title. I know, pretty sad.

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Diary of a Siriusly Skewed Individual by First of the Geeks reviews
I'm just your average 16 year old student. Who may or may not cost my house victories and conduct conversations about my nether bits in public. And I am NOT obsessed with a certain Mr. Black. Honest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,230 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/25/2005 - OC, Sirius B.
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
You Might Think by CrazieDasie reviews
James uses Lily's belief that Remus and Sirius are in a romantic relationship to get her to go out with him whether it's true or not. SBRL...? Read to find out! Eventual JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,750 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Cupid's Addict by January Rose reviews
Lily is in the common room, minding her own business. James has other ideas. Outsert from my upcoming story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,239 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A 12 Step Program by FalseEyelashes reviews
12 steps. 12 steps, and you can cure alcoholism, sex addiction, a love of coke, an uncontrollable rage or that hatred within yourself. 12 steps and you can dance in reverse, fall apart and watch the carefully constructed fabric of your life unravel. And i
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,436 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Lily Evans P., Remus L.
Stuck On You by The Potter Identity reviews
Remus loves Tonks. Tonks loves Remus. But neither of them will admitt it. Sirius is going to do something about it. It's surprising how far wizarding crazy glue can go....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,646 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 9/6/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Sirius Corruption of the System: a Journal by First of the Geeks reviews
I am just your above average seventh year who likes to conduct converstaions about nether bits in public and can't seem to stop mildly stalking a sixth year Ravenclaw. But no matter, I'm still sexy. SBOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Sirius B.
A Wolf in the Moonlight by Kerichi reviews
When her old pal Rory calls in a favour, Tonks searches for a missing girl with the help of her new love Remus and his 'dog' Snuffles. [Sequel to 'Once in a Blue Moon']
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,094 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - [N. Tonks, Remus L.] - Complete
The Seventy Proof Solution by Ishie reviews
or the casebook of Auror Nymphadora Tonks: 1994 to 1995, being a Reprint from the reminiscences of That Auror, youngest member of Magical Law Enforcement, in which Our Heroine Battles dark wizards, Drinks Heavily and Suffers from an Appalling lack of Sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,515 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005
More than a Feeling by Kerichi reviews
Severus Snape has ambitions to rise above his humble beginnings. Eris Greyback has a family debt to repay. Their romance is a more complicated brew than the trickiest of potions. SSEG, LEJP. The sequel, The Potions Master's Apprentice, is also complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,441 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 9/16/2005 - [Severus S., OC] - Complete
Once in a Blue Moon by Kerichi reviews
Tonks is rich in family and friends, but the wages of a new Auror keep her short of funds. A side job brings something into her life money can't buy. Tonks and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,497 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005 - [N. Tonks, Remus L.] - Complete
A Dog's Life by Kerichi reviews
Mother always said he would lead a dog's life, wretched and ignoble. Lying before the fire with a lovely woman running her fingers through his hair, Sirius made a sound of deep contentment. The battleaxe had been dead wrong. It was good to be Snuffles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2005 - [Sirius B., OC] - Complete
Over the Rainbow? by SplendidIsolation reviews
‘Does it matter that practically every one we know is happily in couple hood with a few kids hanging off them and a toaster which doesn’t hiccup fire? Of course not!’Join Ginny through her disastrous attempts to find love hopefully! and happiness...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,700 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Garotos são uma comodidade desnecessária na vida by Belle Cullen reviews
O lema de Marlene McKinnon diz que Garotos são uma comodidade desnecessária na vida, mas é uma crença difícil de manter quando Sirius Black está no meio [TRADUÇÃO de Boys Ar Unnecessary Commodities in Life by kathaania]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Portuguese - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
Diary of a Mad Black Fan: The Siriusness by Blue Eyes At Night reviews
Part 2 of the Diary series. Aspen and Sirius are out of school and dealing with the real world...probably should read part 1 to understand. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,732 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Sirius B.
That Which Is Vital by Lucidshard reviews
[OneShot] A response to the 'First Kiss' challenge set by timeturner. RLHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Redundancy by charmingly-holly reviews
“Lily, getting you to go out with me is not a challenge. It’s an impossible feat that will only result in death or dismemberment. Or castration, though hopefully you’ll be kind enough to stick with the other options. But I have my doubts.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Pixies and Peppermints by 0RamblingRose0 reviews
She wasn't all that imposing, really. It was the thought of her that was imposing. RLNT wip
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Counting Sheep by claudiastar reviews
Remus is used to spending sleepless nights alone, then Tonks decides to join him for one. Madness ensues including philosophical discussion, the consumption of alarming amounts of cocoa and, err, board games. Fluffy OneShot, please review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Little Paper Stars by charmingly-holly reviews
They called her loony but that was because she understood. That was because she had answers to those unanswered questions. That was because she knew that meaning came in the form of a handful of little paper stars.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Luna L.
Diary of a Mad Black Fan: A Sirius Lover by Blue Eyes At Night reviews
A fic that consists of the diary entries of Sirius' girlfriend narrating the Marauder's 7th year at Hogwarts in all its hilarious detail. For what it is, its ok, dont' expect more then moderately good laughs. Read Review! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,915 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Checkmates by Calisian reviews
It's easy to forget that Ron does indeed have a deep thinking analytical brain somewhere under his goofinessIberghol. One shot, RH fluff, post HBP. A lesson she'll never forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Comfort, Encouragement and A Mother's Wisdom by BrienneofThrace reviews
RemusTonks. My take on Molly's 'tea and sympathy,' complete with flashbacks, mistletoe, Sirius being mischievous. Will show moments throughout all of HBP regarding our two favorite shape shifters.Chap 3 up! TonksRemus finally interact, and Tonks isn't hap
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,934 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 8/27/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Whispers by Y. Kuang reviews
Post HBP drabble. Harry pays Ginny a visit when she's only half awake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
His Resolution by Aegle reviews
He had a few glorious seconds of being in the door before actually noticing her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Broken Windows by Letishia reviews
When one door closes, you can always break a window. Remus and Tonks have a discussion after they leave the Hospital Wing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Naked in the Snow by Migratory reviews
Remus reflects. Short but complete, spoiler for HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Rest Assured by nycgrl reviews
He had never felt as nervous and as much of a fool as he did that night in her room. He supposed that’s what people think of when they think, the things we do for love. RLNT, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Four Minutes by Y. Kuang reviews
It’s eleven eleven,' she says, feeling a bit stupid. 'That's when you make wishes.' HG oneshot, post HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Map Can Lie by jadeddiva reviews
She knows him too well, the same way he knows her, but both are too frightened to admit it. Oneshot. Remus & Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Consummation by 0RamblingRose0 reviews
A casual picnic turns into something more romantic. PostHBP RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
So, You Wanna Be a Death Eater, Eh? by Morag X. Henegev reviews
Ever wondered how to become one? This story serves as a humurous hopefully guideline to it. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L.
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
101 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Wake Up Remus by Calsita reviews
Remus doesn't like being awakened...and he especially doesn't like people stealing his Goosey.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Women Are Obviously the Smarter Gender by Winter Butterfly reviews
Why did God make boys so stupid? Hermione explores that question and takes you inside the male mind in this one-shot, silly fic. RHr HG, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Revenge of the Hufflepuffs by Lissa22 reviews
Hufflepuff House is mad as hell, and they're not gonna take it anymore. Rated PG-13 for some language unsuitable for badgers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2003
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The Funeral reviews
Takes place at Dumbeldore's funeral. Remus reflects on the deaths of all of his loved ones and ponders how they would react to his new relationship with Nympahdora Tonks. RLTN. Please r&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Hermione and the Theory of Resistentialism reviews
Hermione ponders her relationship with one Ronald Weasley in a highly amusing manner. Wondering what the Theory of Resistentialism is? Read and find out! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Memory reviews
Why does Tonks's patronous change? Tonks explains it all to Molly Weasley. Based on a missing moment from HBP. RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Boys Are Unnecessary Commodities in Life reviews
Marlene McKinnon's life motto states that Boys are unnecessary commodities in life. This is a difficult belief to maintain, however, when Sirius Black is thrown into the mix...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Sirius B.