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Joined 07-08-05, id: 850425, Profile Updated: 07-18-11
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter.

I feel like changing this...so...here I go!

Ahem.

Name : ConfusionPersonified, duh.

Age : 20.

Gender : Female.

I don't know what else you people need to know about me.

I like writing...obviously. But I also like dancing. And I plan on being famous one day.

I guess that's it. If there's anything else you'd like to know, feel free to message me and ask. You just might get an answer. :)

Oh, and review! :)

One more thing.

I don't feel like putting a disclaimer on my stories anymore. I'm too lazy, see. So!

DISCLAIMER : WHAT DO I OWN? NOTHING! EXCEPT FOR MY INSANE PLOT IDEAS! THAT'S IT. AS FOR THE CHARACTERS OR WHATEVER ELSE YOU HAPPEN TO RECOGNIZE, I'M JUST BORROWING THEM. KAY? KAY! NO NEED TO SUE. :)

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istart my life by shana852963 reviews
The gang starts their senior year of high school, but of course for the icarly gang, it wont be normal. Eventual Seddie! Includes jealousy, confrontations, and more!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 333 - Words: 403,507 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Worthless (Phan) by agirlnamedcat reviews
Eh, first Phan of mine. :P I really hope you like it, feedback would be excellent.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,587 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil
MASQUERADE by Emmy Pendle reviews
Hermione is invited to a Masquerade Ball at Halloween. Where she finds herself drawn to a tall masked figure with piercing eyes. Who is the mystery man and can Hermione really let herself fall for this scintillating stranger? Things hot up as mysterious events unfold. The rating is only cautionary as it gets ever so slightly "Fifty Shades of Granger" unsuitable for younger readers!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 64 - Words: 42,044 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Experiments Between Friends by HP-reader22 reviews
Hermione gets a special book and has some fun with Ginny. Ginny shows Ron what she can do, and Bill and Fleur have a good night. Part two of my HG/GW canon. Some light Weasleycest. Femme slash. Don't like don't read. M for: NU MU FM LS SS MM. Seeger profile for abbrs. I'm not JK Rowling. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Take it off! by rexroy101 reviews
Harry is looking for answers about the chamber of secrets, but what happens when Draco says something Harry is not ready for? From the Chamber of Secrets movie. YAOI. don't like don't read
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,616 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
When You Wish Upon a Star: A Phanfiction Parody (deleted scenes) by JustGoogleIt reviews
As the title states, this fic will be a collection of deleted scenes from "When You Wish Upon a Star: A Phanfiction Parody". It will not make much sense and it will be updated on a "when I feel like it" basis. Reader discretion is advised...
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,738 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
When You Wish Upon a Star: A Phanfiction Parody by JustGoogleIt reviews
*Complete!* Fifteen-year-old Melanie Ruso didn't mean any harm; she just wanted Dan and Phil to be happy. That's why she wrote them eighty-three phanfics. But what happens when, through some magical circumstances, she accidentally forces her idols to live out her fantasies? Strap yourselves in folks, this is going to be one wild ride! (Rated T for language)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,803 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, ItsWayPastMyBedTime - Complete
The One Who Saved Me (Phanfic) by SumMeUp reviews
Meet Dan Howell, a 17 year old boy who just happens to be openly bisexual in a very homophobic town. Dan gets bullied everyday so much so that he is driven to self-harm. Meet Phil, a very popular youtuber who Dan just happens to have a massive crush on. Can Phil be the one to save Dan?
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,543 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
The Next Generation's Crisis by nerdyninjaunicorn reviews
The children of our favorite characters don't have it easy. In this point of their adolecent lives, they face family problems, betrayal, depression, fights, and teenage pregnancy. Then again, who ever said that being a teenager was easy? HIATUS
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Howard W., Penny
Secrets of Perfection by xForeversEndx reviews
Draco Malfoy works very hard to be perfect. When Harry walks in on a moment that he was not supposed to witness, what will happen between the two? Warning: Slash, Bulimia, Self Injury.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,867 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Archibald the Forgotten by musefan929 reviews
What becomes after a midnight meeting by an obscure statue? Hermione and Ginny find themselves in another slash. Smut in every chapter. Rated M for language, mature themes, and all that good stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,523 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Voices -Phan- by kittyxuchiha11 reviews
Phil has a voice in his head. she isn't always nice. she tells him to do things he doesn't want. she really hates his best friend, Dan.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
A Day off of Normal by QueensOfFluff reviews
This is an angsty story that has triggers for cutting, suicide, and probably everything you could think of. Enjoy! By Animal (BlendableLion) and Liz (Jackson The Saxophone) :3 (included Phan, amazingphil, danisnotonfire)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,770 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
If It Were Canon A 'My Immortal' Parody by Seafoam-Tainted-Memoirs reviews
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way is a 17 year old goffik teenage vampire who cannot spell anything. One day, she gets a letter from Hogwarts saying she's a witch - Unlike the original My Immortal where all of the HP characters are raped mecilessly, they are canon in this fic, e.g, they act like they're supposed to. Will there actually be a plot? Will she learn to spell? FIND OUT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Demons by HarryPForever reviews
Dan self-harms and is anorexic. Can Phil help him battle his demons, or is he too tightly held in their grip? (Phan) WARNING: may be triggering.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,400 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Within by cataloo456 reviews
Hogwart's resident know it all, Hermione Granger, knows to stay away from deranged and possibly deadly Slytherins. But an incident in the hallway, with the baddest Slytherin of them all, Draco Malfoy, seems to make her irresistible to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,679 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
One Step at a Time by IcyPanther reviews
Sequel to Parenting Class. DHr HG With the class now over, Sixth year is back to normal...or not. With new feelings brewing, the constant threat of a prophecy, and simply trying to live, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,503 - Reviews: 2581 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Irresponsible Shippers by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Back AGAIN! Still the digitally remastered sumptuous edition director's cut. Sick and tired of reading weird pairings in Harry Potter fics? Me too. From Snape/Lily to Voldemort/McGonagall, I make fun of them all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,835 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
It All Comes Apart by hana-to-mame reviews
Slash. Stepcest. Drake/Josh. Alternative outcome to "Josh is Done" I know, it's been done. Well, it's being done again lol
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,093 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Josh N., Drake P. - Complete
I'm Not Harry by Galadriell reviews
NOT MY STORY! Draco pulls Harry into a hidden room and starts talking to him like he's Pansy - which is bizarre since Harry looks nothing like Pansy. Now Harry is determined to get to the bottom of this. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Voice Inside by Everafterjunkie reviews
When Sonny has a freak accident involving a hairdryer and a bath, she wakes to find she has a mysterious power...mind-reading.Will this power help innocent Sonny realise what people really think about her? Especially a certain jerkthrob. Channy ensues
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,397 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Daddy's Girl by JunoLuv reviews
Sam's dad is back after ten years, but he only complicates things more for his daughter. WARNING: This story contains some graphic chizz. Why do you think it's rated M?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 109,284 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Being Draco Malfoy by IceQueenRia reviews
Sequel to 'Being This Boy'. The blonde Slytherin had thought it was tough being in Ron Weasley's body but now in his 6th year he's about to learn just how hard it really is to be Draco Malfoy. Harry/Draco Hermione/Snape Ron/Theo
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,887 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
My Immortal by Disoriented Light reviews
Yes, this is the fic you think it is. Goths, slash, het, Mary-Sue OCs, vampires, crappy writing, swearing Dumbledore, cliffhangers, OOC situations continuously, senseless plot, hackers, uncared for Muggle activities, wagnst… R&R. The worst fic ever made.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 23,362 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Draco M., OC
An Erotic Lover Stoy by Dirty.dirty reviews
Miley is a whore. She's doing it with almost every guy. So far that we know, she's been with: Lily, Jackson, Oliver, and the whole basketball team.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,468 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,674 - Reviews: 5965 - Favs: 4,124 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I can't tell you by CoPpErFyRmAgE reviews
Hermione has decided not to talk at all because something horrible that happened over the summer...and her strange actions attract a certain blond Slytherin. Will sparks fly? DMxHG. an: written entirely in note form.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,295 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Internet Survey by Slytherin Girl Gryffindor Girl reviews
Harry and his fellow wizards take an Internet survey. Learn things you didn’t know about them in this story filled with laughs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 10,681 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003
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Mistletoe : It's Like The Law Of Christmas reviews
Marauders. Christmas-y. Read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
A Day In The Life Of Ronald Billius Weasley reviews
Like the title says, it's the story of a day of Ron's life. That's it really. Read on!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Ron W. - Complete
There's A Fine Line Between Dreams And Reality reviews
Draco dreams. Blaise lies. Pansy interferes. Hermione allures. One shot. Read on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Here's What Happened reviews
Well...this is what happened. And if you want to know more...read! :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Happy Freaking Christmas, Gits reviews
I know what you're thinking : "It's not Christmas!" But it was when I wrote this. So! One-shot. Random. Christmas-y. Enjoy! :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Guide of Seduction reviews
Draco writes a guide of seduction, Blaise bets him he can't seduce Hermione, other things happen. Romance...humor...angst...what more could you ask for? Read on!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,438 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth, Dare, or FirewhiskeyPart Two:The Next Day reviews
This is the sequel to Truth, Dare, or Firewhiskey. You can read it without reading the first one...but you'll be mighty confused. So...read on! :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Want To Help You? reviews
Take one suicidal Ginny, one mischevious / helpful Harry, and one confused /...caring Draco! Mix together and BAM! You get this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,410 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Truth, Dare, or Firewhiskey reviews
What happens when the Golden Trio plus Ginny and Draco, Blaise, Pansy and her little sister play Truth or Dare and get drunk? Well...this. Read to find out more. : One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete