Serenity Turner
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Joined 07-08-05, id: 850855, Profile Updated: 03-16-11
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Welcome to the Grammar Nazi's fic profile!

I am now in my third year of college, so I haven't written any fanfics in...well, I believe it's been about four years now! I just haven't had the time :(
Hopefully, I will be able to continue writing soon. I do miss the mental escape that writing allows me! It might be a good way for me to take a break from boring papers.

As most of you probably know, I'm Lindsay. In high school, I was one of those nerds that has/had Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Les Miserables memorized. Moulin Rouge, Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, Benny and Joon, and Sleepy Hollow are some of my favourite movies, while Les Miserables, Phantom (different from Phantom of the Opera), and Into the Woods are some of my favourite musicals (Sondheim is a GOD).

In junior high, my friend Airealataiel was basically my muse and BETA. She is an incredibly talented writer, so you should check out her fics as well...

I am obnoxious and enjoy being immature at times. Although stupid people do annoy me.

When I put myself in fics, I'm Serenity (Pirates of the Caribbean), Aidiadelain (Lord of the Rings), Danielle (Phantom of the Opera), or Bridget (Harry Potter).

I've been writing fanfiction since I was in 7th grade, and though I have written countless pieces, these are the only ones I've posted so far:

The Lover After Me - This is a Harry/Ginny songfic, and the first HP fic that I've ever posted. It takes place six years after the war began. Harry and Ginny, who had gotten back together right after the war, broke up seven months before this fic takes place. The first two chapters are from Ginny's perspective and the third is from Harry's (when it comes to the songs, anyway). All three songs (The Lover After Me, You Can Still be Free, and Truly, Madly, Deeply) are Savage Garden's. I'm pleased with how it turned out. Rated PG-13 for suicidal thoughts and self-mutilation in chapter two - if stuff like that bothers you, don't read it.

Once and For All - Siri is a regular girl, going into her senior year of high school. She and her boyfriend go up to the forbidden Swann Mansion, which has been empty since one of it's occupants, Miss Elizabeth Swann, went missing. She disappeared in a rage when her fiance and love of her life, Will Turner, broke it off for another governor's daughter. Three people have gone up there since. None were ever seen again - alive, anyway. Just one of those crazy homocidal maniacs, right? Wrong. The time between the first disappearance and the third was 72 years (the last disappearance was 4 years ago), and the man that was locked up was only 80. That means he was four when he committed the first one. Three theories: Two, or three, different people where to blame, Elizabeth's 'ghost' (which some swore they saw floating around town) pushed the two men to suicide and used the girl as her message board, or Elizabeth fell through time, went crazy, and killed whoever walked into that house. Siri gets in an awkward position and is forced to jump off a rocky cliff. She goes back in time to where Elizabeth came from, and finds out why Elizabeth is out to get her - she looks just like the girl that Will fell in love with while he was engaged to Elizabeth. Rated strong PG-13 for mild horror, graphic descriptions in chapter one, and mild language. (Oh, I almost forgot: The way that Justin dies was taken from a scene in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (the one where you first meet Sean Connery's character in that bar in Africa), so please don't sue me).

A Single White Rose - This is a serious oneshot that was written in dedication of my dear friend, Airealataiel. Harry/Hermione, and it's really sad. Don't make fun of my summary-writing handicap - I know I stink at it.

Gentlemen Can be Naughty, Too - I was sitting at my keyboard with a blank Word document, and my fingers automatically typed out the word "Harder." I just took it from there; this is a completely random Will/Elizabeth fic, and is meant to be completely innuendoish (that's like my new word, haha). I know there isn't too much in the first chappy, but the next ones most certainly will have more.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Search for Eternal Youth - Inspired by the ending of the third Pirates movie. The Captain we all love so much (I mean Jack) and Robert (Elizabeth and Will's son, as seen at the end of the third movie) disappear, Captain Elizabeth Turner is going to do some serious ass-whooping, Barbossa and Jack both want to find the Fountain of Youth, and Captain Will Turner, the sexiest pirate alive, has a little mission of his own. I only have the prologue up, but just read it, m'kay? And comment so I know whether or not to continue!

Invisible - This was written when I was in a very bad mood. It's very angsty, rantingful, and suicidal (but that doesn't mean I am, m'kay?). Anyway, it's Elizabeth's thoughts on her feelings (or lack thereof) and ends with a bang. Not much to say.

For Lack of a Better Name - This takes place over Christmas Break of Harry, Ron, and Hermione's 6th Year. It is a George/Bridget shipping and was more of a boredom remedy than anything else. Also, someone mentioned in his/her review that I said it takes place in their fifth year and sound like I don't know what I'm talking about. From what I can see on my screen, though, it says 6th year, so...oh well. Haha

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Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Jack Sparrow Rap by BG Sparrow reviews
One-shot. Jack does a rap. Self explanitory, don't you think? If you're curious, go on and read it. I guarentee you'll love it. NEW! The Jack Sparrow Rap in PotC: The Musical! You'll still love it. :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Complete
Battling Oneself by Nerds United reviews
So... what really happened on that deserted island in film number one? This is how I figure it... Rated M completely for safety. It's barely dirty at all. It only references that sort of thing. LAST CHAPTER UP!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Newton Knows Best by charmingly-holly reviews
Lily and James learn Newton's Laws of Motion. First hand. One Book in Motion tends to prevent two Objects Not in Motion from snogging in the stairwell...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,006 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
7 Dealy Sins by Sonrisa895 reviews
The teachers and some students are stuck in a room, with the 7 deadly sins 'drifting' around. When Minerva get lust, will she finaly tell Albus how she feels?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Anything by Selenology reviews
At Christmas, Hermione worries about Harry being a horcrux.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Lily Had a Little Lamb by Liebesbrief reviews
“Lily had a little lamb, Little lamb, Little lamb. Lily had a little lamb, Whose hair was black as coal! And everywhere that Lily went, the lamb was sure to go!” Damn it, Potter! Stop following me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hardest Thing by hereford cow reviews
The second hardest thing for me in this world is to love Harry James Potter. The hardest, knowing that he’ll never love me back. (Ginny's letter to Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Ginny W.
How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days by Behind Emerald Eyes reviews
One boy, One girl, two bets, one well kept secret!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Platform by gpoy reviews
LJ, one-shot. Sad, dark blue fluff, the silkier kind. 'You must have loved her very much, not many people remember enough to wait.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/14/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Broom Closets and Kisses by Selenology reviews
OotP spoiler. Sixth year; HH ship; Fluff. When Harry and Hermione have to sneak back to the common room way past curfew, they come up against more obstacles than they might've counted for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Hogwarts Karaoke Contest of 1977 by Behind Emerald Eyes reviews
Love, Hate, Friendship in SONGS! Lily, James, Sirius, Peter, Severus, Remus......AND SO ON!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2004 - Published: 7/17/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Marauder Christmas by Behind Emerald Eyes reviews
The Marauders find butterbeer...Must I explain the rest?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
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Once and For All reviews
Siri, in the summer before her senior year, finds herself in the same time as dear old Jack, beautiful William, and...crazy Elizabeth! R&R please! not as dumb as I made it sound
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 8/31/2005
For Lack of a Better Name reviews
GWBF, RWHG ships. In the fifth book at Christmastime George randomly says that there is a cute muggle girl working at a muggle paper shop in town. Turns out she isn't a muggle after all. And Ron finally works up the guts regarding a certain witch. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2007 - George W., Ron W.
Invisible reviews
WARNING: Angsty. Elizabeth POV. Depression and suicide. No good way to summarize, really. Just read. Rated M, just to be safe. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Search for Eternal Youth reviews
Introducing Robert, Will and Elizabeth Turner's son. Full of kidnapping, searching, avenging, and other swashbuckling fun. Rated T for language and some agesensitive humour. I suck at summaries, so just read it, okay?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2007
Gentlemen Can be Naughty Too reviews
WillElizabeth fic, o'course. Coming from the Queen of Innuendo. Well, one of the many that reside in Flaketown anyway. Rated T just to be safe. Random takeitasitcomes fic
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2006
A Single White Rose reviews
HPHG. Reflection on Hermione, Harry, and Ron's relationships from their 1st year up until 25 years of age. Not as boring as it sounds, and it is dedicated to my pal, Aire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lover After Me reviews
Chapter 1: GHP were dating for 6 yrs and broke up. Now he's engaged to Hermione. Chapter 2: CAUTION: Selfmutilation. Don't read if it bothers you. I think it's pretty dang good.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.