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Author has written 24 stories for Cybersix, Chrono Cross, Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース, Prétear, Fushigi Yuugi, Weiss Kreuz, Sailor Moon, Chrono Crusade, Final Fantasy VII, Misc. Anime/Manga, Excel Saga, Fruits Basket, Final Fantasy IX, Legend of Zelda, Gundam Wing/AC, Final Fantasy X, and Final Fantasy VIII.

Me? I'm just your typical poor college student slaving away to pay for tuition. I'm also every nerd's dream come true: A REAL LIVE GIRL WHO LIKES GAMING!

Most of my stuff are collections of haiku I co-wrote with a friend (pen name: Nahrali). I also have a few good song parodies. My recently-completed Rayearth prequel, "Only the Beginning," is pretty much my favoritest thing I've ever written. The only work in progress I have right now is my Legend of Zelda Mary Sue basher. It's been a while since I updated it. I need to get working on that.

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Sunglasses by Anakin McFly reviews
It's the life of the Smiley. Go into The Room. Play The Game. Die. At least, that's how things were... until one Smiley decided to change it all. FINISHED
Minesweeper - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Complete
Heero and the Telemarketer by Tiva reviews
Almost everyone has encountered a telemarketer, the poor person who will try to sell their product at all costs. Everyone except Heero... A collection of short stories featuring the GW cast!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,236 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Complete
A Bad Beginning by Disasterous Attempt reviews
Get inside the Dark Lord's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Really Random Rhapsodies by Baron Hausenpheffer reviews
My collection of songs, NOT songfics, that have been altered to fit the realities of the Ranmaverse. These are mostly humorous and never depressing or your money back. 15 songs and goin' strong! Read and review, please!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,920 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 1/3/2005
Where I Belong by Nahrali reviews
One night. One Soul Reaper. One human. One Hollow. One night changed everything... Trust me, it's not what you think. DISCLAIMER: Kubosan owns Bleach. Whatever you don't recognize from his work...that's mine.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2007 - K. Urahara
Under the Siren's Spell by Nahrali reviews
Three years chasing after the scum of the earth in the hope of confronting the man who turned her world on end. Will her dream become reality, or will she always remain one step behind? DISCLAIMER:I do not own Jing or Kir.
King of Bandit Jing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,351 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006
My Shiny Teeth and Me by Cymbala reviews
a funny songfic. What happens when Mitaka takes Kyoko to a karaoke bar and Godai tags along? Find out! and don't forget to review!
Maison Ikkoku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
Mary Sue Parody Drabbles by She Whom Walks Against The Wind reviews
Liek, i wrote a Mary Sue parody! Please R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Roy M.
Death By Chicken by Rabid Chibi Squirrels Inc reviews
Link is on a chicken rampage. What mess has he gotten himself into this time?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Link - Complete
Trials of Love by dragonnova reviews
Zidane finally gets the guts to tell Garnet how he feels, but will things work out as he planned or will he be in for a world of hurt. (my first fic ever cute little one-shot)
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Complete
Give Me That Blasted Ocarina! by RebelX reviews
It's back! The alternate ending to Ocarina of Time redone in correct story format and better than ever! PG13 for violence and innuendo. Mostly Innuendo
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,008 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete
Dance of death by dragon of winter nights reviews
Umi challenges Clef to a friendly duel, he doesn't know why she wants to fight him, but agrees. Light CU
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Complete
A Yarn of Seymour's Ordeal by Silver Whirl reviews
While Yuna is gone, Seymour shows up... again... and is defeated... again. However, no summoner means no sending, so Rikku, Lulu, Wakka, and Auron must keep Seymour with them until they find Yuna. First attempt at a story. Kinda silly. Behold the alte
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,949 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 5/13/2004
Talandra by Kite1763 reviews
A parody of a mary sue fanfiction. Subtle. Ed and Al meet a girl named Talandra, and stuff happens. Mary Sues are infecting Fullmetal Alchemist now? Will no one be spared?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
The Illiterate, Corny, Sappy, Fluffy Legend by jiminycricketX reviews
Critics everywhere are talking about 'The Illiterate, Corny, Sappy, Fluffy Legend.' They call it 'funny, imaginative,'and even 'Lifechanging.' JiminycricketX is one of the worlds most motivational writers. A must read! Completed.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Force Save The Sith! by Peabody reviews
An ode to Darth Sidius, to the tune of God Save the Queen. MY FIRST FIC! Please R&R.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - E. Palpatine, Han S. - Complete
Cold Without Fire by suzanami reviews
[title may change] Nova. Where there is no flame to light your way, there is only coldness.
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Complete
Uncertain Times by LadyBush reviews
The carriage is deserted except for Neville and Luna. As the train speeds south, Neville has a [romantic] proposal to make... This story is set just after the end of The Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Wondrous Adventue Of Sailor Tsuki by Sailorlight22 reviews
Mary Sue fic! Be prepared for laughter!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2005
Umi's Question by TypoNumber5 reviews
Umi asks Hikaru about a certain trait of a certain manshin... and gets a rather strange answer.
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2005
The Mitten That Wasn't There by Le Penguin reviews
Hikaru has lost her mitten, and the knight trio embarks on an epic journey to find it. Oneshot.
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
Hopelessly Wanting by Yassig reviews
Umi goes back to Cephiro after saving it and helping to get rid of the pillar system. She knows that she is eating her heart out over Clef. But can she make him see that she's more than just a Magic Knight? Please R&R!
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 4/11/2005
Zell and Hotdogs by Rawkin Paradox reviews
It was a normal,calm morning. Zell was going to meet his friends. UNTIL he found out there was a huge hotdog sale going on. Just how far will Zell go to get his hotdogs? And exactly what kind of trouble will he get into?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/23/2005
Garnet's Decision by Anrixan reviews
One Shot! WARNING Don't read unless you have finished the game! No cloud, no squall shall hinder us...
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Garnet A., Zidane T. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 5,855 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Thoughts by Ranma-kun-123 reviews
What Ranma and Akane think of their relationship. A short monologue of each character.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2004
Gundam Wing Celebrity Jeopardy by Stoked reviews
Saturday Night Live Celebrity Jeopardy With Gundam Wing Characters. First off its HeeroDuoTrowa, chapter 2 is RelenaWufeiDorothy.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 10/17/2002 - Complete
Cooking With Seifer by SeshatHawk reviews
Seifer on a cooking show.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2004
FFX Jingle Bells by Sammi Somara reviews
Oo another crazy random fic...this time it's a songfic. Oo slight Seymour bashing, even tho I like him.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2004
Little Sister Sue by Natalie Williams reviews
Hermione's little sister is infected by the Evil Mary Sue Virus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Hermione G.
LINK VS SQUIRREL by LinkMan123 reviews
Second Chapter is up
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 5/5/2004
Series of Gundam Wing 100 Word Fics by Merula reviews
Title says it all. Warning: Twisted sense of humor, plus some severe Relena-bashing.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Duo M., Heero Y.
Final Fantasy V Character Senryu by Lina Inverse reviews
One senryu (like a haiku, but about human nature) for each of the main characters in Final Fantasy V. Some serious, some humorous.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2004
All Star, Link style by Silver Whirl reviews
Just a little song parody--Ocarina of Time to the tune of "All Star" by Smash Mouth.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/16/2004
Drinking Coffee With Eagle by Shidou Hikaru reviews
One day while Eagle was waiting in the imploment line he came acorss a girl name Princess HIkaru who offered him and the Rayearth actors jobs. And thats how this came to be. Please R&R
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 7/20/2001
HermioneSue by Mistress Of Merlin reviews
An evil spell turns Hermione into a Mary Sue!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Hermione G.
Once Ya Bop, Ya Just Can't Stop! by TheDragonBlossom reviews
Umi goes Mokona huntin...
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2003
Trowa's Death by Burnt Rice reviews
Trowa died and this is his funeral. Really short and pointless.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2003
The Great Satire of Romantic Zelda Fiction by Phantwo reviews
A very odd satire of bad Zelda romance, fully utilising hyperbole and sarcasm, without intentions of bashing any particular pairing though the key players are Link and Zelda. Read if you've a sense of humour and a taste for the bizarre.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/2/2003
What REALLY Happened To Navi by Danfred reviews
This is what really happened to Navi after Oot. . . my way! ^_^ Navi and Link bashing.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/6/2003
The 12 Days of a Squaresoft Christmas by Uncle Elmo reviews
A Tongue in Cheek Squaresoft version of that Famous Christmas Carol.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2002
Haiku of a Gundam Pilot by Humor Queen Merc reviews
Gundam Wing characters summarized in slightly insane haiku's.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2002
Cybersix In A Nutshell by CyberDreamer reviews
A brief summary of the key elements in every Cybersix. Yep, more humor, loves.
Cybersix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/7/2002
No Room For the Weak by zim angel kamui reviews
Relena learns that Wufei *really* hates weak tea.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2002
Hylian Pie by Paperclippe reviews
This is a parody of Don McLean's American Pie, changed for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time...Um...Yeah. Well, read it and tell me what you think. PS, THANKS LINZ.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2002 - Link - Complete
Diary of a Mary Sue by Aristurtle reviews
Sure, everyone loves a good Mary Sue, but do we ever hear her side of the story? (Oh boy, oh boy, my first fanfic...)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2002 - Published: 4/17/2002
Silly Gundam Pilot by The Gundam Slayer reviews
A parody of the classic Trix commercials
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/19/2002
Battle Hymn of Lord Voldemort by so hum shivo hum reviews
A songfic about His Grand High Moronicness (aka Lord Voldemort) and his crew
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2002
Make Your Time by Shax reviews
You have no chance to survive. All your base are belong to Shax.
Zero Wing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/3/2002
Hot Dogs Are Banned Here!!! by Cathy the Boff reviews
The title says it all. This is a songfic about poor old Zell feeling blue from hot dogs being banned from B. Garden. Song is, "I Want It That Way", by the Backies! x_^
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2001
Ode de Dorothy by Hyper Rinoa Fan reviews
What do yeh do when you're Career Studies teacher rambles on about absolute NOTHINGNESS??? Write a Dorothy SONGFIC!!!!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2001
A Zero Wing Haiku by zynthetic reviews
How terrible.
Zero Wing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/14/2001
The Magic Knights and the Clam After The Storm by Silent Anime Angel reviews
What happens when Ascot finds a giant clam under his bed after a big storm? Well read this and find out!
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2001
Gundam Wing In 5 Minutes by Oyo reviews
You too can learn Gundam Wing in 5 minutes! (actually, not really). Now you can also learn Endless Waltz in 3 minutes (that's a total of 8 minutes..for you math flunks...)
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2001 - Published: 6/1/2001
All Your Tripe Are Belong To Us by Tuxedo Jack reviews
Three takeoffs of AYBABTU.
Zero Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2001
Gundam #5 by Shinteetah reviews
a parody
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2001
Vader's Rap by Achika reviews
Songfic. Parody of the "Gangsta's Paradise". Read, rap, enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2000
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Only the Beginning reviews
After Rayearth ends, the torch is passed to a new trio of Knights who are sent to Cephiro's past. COMPLETE! Fear and betrayal can be transformed into courage and love, but sacrifice is always required. Is any sacrifice too great to save the world?
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 97,732 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Complete
The True Face of Evil reviews
When Ganondorf escapes, it's up to Link to save Hyrule yet again... but can he do it with the world's most blatant Mary Sue hanging off his neck? MARY SUE BASHER! FINALLY UPDATED! Sorry this took so long. Life keeps getting in the way.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,198 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/17/2005
Catalog Caper reviews
A short Jewel BEM Hunter Lime oneshot. Lime discovers Bass with some unapproved reading material.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Karaoke Wing reviews
Ever wanted to hear the cast of Gundam Wing summed up, all to the tune of Beach Boys hits? NO? Well, you want to now, I can tell. NEW SONG: Trowa in Surfin' Safari! Rated T for violence.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 8/26/2005
Haiku Fantasy VIII reviews
Cowritten by Nahrali. Just a collection of random hilarity, and contains Kita's favorite haiku ever... THE BALLROOM DRESS.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/9/2005
Haiku Fantasy X reviews
Cowritten by Nahrali. Even more haiku from the Queens of Insanity, this time focusing on FFX... no one is safe.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2005
Legend of Haiku: Fun at Three in the Morning reviews
This is what happens when Nahrali and I get wired on Mountain Dew while playing Zelda at all hours of the night. Be careful. These are going to hurt.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2005
Haiku Wing reviews
Cowritten by Nahrali... we have too much fun with this series. Oh, the randomness!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/9/2005
Haiku Fantasy IX reviews
Cowritten by Nahrali. We have WAAAAY too much time on our hands.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/15/2005
Haikus Basket reviews
Even more randomness from the Queens of Insanity, aka myself and Nahrali. Yay for igloos!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/15/2005
Haiku Kreuz reviews
Just some haikus that ponder the great mysteries of Weiss Kreuz. Cowritten by Nahrali.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/15/2005
Haiku Saga reviews
Just a handful of insanity in 5, 7, 5 form. Cowritten and translated from Bark to English by Nahrali.
Excel Saga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2005
What Were We THINKING? reviews
A collection of Gokudo haikus, written by myself and Nahrali. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/15/2005
Haiku Knight Rayearth reviews
Be afraid... be very afraid. Cowritten by Nahrali.
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2005
New Legend of Haiku reviews
This is exactly what it sounds like. Cowritten by Nahrali. Randomness abounds.
Prétear - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/15/2005
Haiku Fantasy VII reviews
Cowritten by Nahrali. These are just a handful of haikus that will make you laugh. Randomness is a good thing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/15/2005
Haiku Crusade reviews
Cowritten by Nahrali, my selfappointed editor. We wrote these while on a MAJOR sugar high, and it shows.
Chrono Crusade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/22/2005
A Shoujo's Policy reviews
FUNNY SONGFIC! To the tune of A Maiden's PolicyOtome No Policy, from the Sailor Moon R movie. Ever wonder what it's like to be the leader of the Senshi? Here's your chance to find out!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2005
The 12 Days of Outtakes reviews
Okay, I know it's a little late for Christmas, but if you've seen the outtakes on the Weiss Kreuz DVDs, you will LOVE this.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/13/2005
SUZAKU! reviews
To the tune of "Tradition" from Fiddler on the Roof. Even if you've never heard it, this is extremely funny and is guaranteed to get stuck in your head!
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2004
The Pretear Song! reviews
Trust me, you'll get a kick out of this. To the tune of "Invisible" by Clay Aiken, sung from Hayate's point of view, includes one or two inside jokes and the "continuity" mentioned refers to Takako being present at Himeno's father's wedding.
Prétear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/5/2004
Holding the Light and the Cookie reviews
My words to the Rayearth 2 opening song. Contains one inside joke. My favorite line: "Lantis has a cape that billows in the wind"
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/20/2004
El Nido Pie reviews
A songfic based on "American Pie," only not quite as annoying. I sing this all the time
Chrono Cross - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2004
Cyber6 Sings Karaoke reviews
Cyber6 is feeling down and lets it out by singing karaoke, which turns out to be "This is Me" by Dream.
Cybersix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/18/2001