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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Teen Titans, Aliens/Predator, and Battlefield.

Gazing at my rotting corpse for awhile, you can be sure, dear reader, that my skills of writing masterful stories in a short time allotment have suffered quite tremendously.

Age: 18

Location: Good ol' California

Time for another AMAZING UPDATE! WOOOT!

So, as you can see, many of my incomplete stories have been mothballed, and probably might never be completed (or at least, not completed in the foreseeable future). No, instead, a combination of Borderlands, schoolwork, and working on making my own set of Halo have placed me in quite the quagmire called Laziness.

Fear not, dear readers! ... whoever's left that is... I My writing career is not over yet! I am planning a new story based on the magical world of D&D. Since I have been introduced to the game by one of my friends, I have been a bit hooked. It's basically interactive story-telling in real life, sorta.

So, as I was exploring this new foreign world, I thought to myself, "if we're making this story, I might as well dictate it!"

So, stay tuned for a brand new project that surely will not be makred incomplete indefinitely!! (In case you didn't notice, there was bit of sarcasm in that statement)

UPDATE TIME: OVER!!

Returns to fight the living dead

and over here are some of my favorite movie quotes to pass the time

Patton: Now, I want you to know that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

Pirates of the Carribean: But why the rum?

Blackadder II: (My lord, what do you think of love?) You mean rumpy-bumpy?

Team Fortress 2: Ohh, they're goin' t' have t' glue youuu back together... IN HELL!

Alien: You still don't know what you're dealing with, do you? A perfect organism. Its strucural perfection is only matched by its hostility. It's a survivor, unclouded by concsious, remorse, or delusions of morality.

Tora! Tora! Tora: I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve...

Jurassic Park: Well, how do you know that they're female? Does somebody go to the park, and, uh, lift up the dinosaurs' skirts to check?

The Departed: (I can't wait to wipe that fuckin' smirk off your face) Would you rather wipe my ass for me?

Team America: World Police: Matt Damon!

The Dark Knight: See, I'm like a dog chasing cars... I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!

Borderlands: I'm pretty sure I saw you playing a male prostitute in a Micheal Bay remake of Cabaret! YOU WANT TO BACK?! HUH?! YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO THAT?!

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Halo: Finishing the Fight by Red Mage 04 reviews
The Ark wasn’t the end. Stranded on an alien world where the rules of reality no longer apply, the Master Chief and his allies will face new challenges. When darkness rises, they must show that sometimes, a few brave souls can make all the difference.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 348,791 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, A. J. Johnson
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
The Misfits by davidnm2007 reviews
Alastar, Nasty and Patreus are training to be Space Marines - or trying to, anyway. Ever get bored of Chapter-zombie, personality-free, lemming-like marines? This is my attempt to avoid those tedious stereotypes.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 418,869 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Space Marines
Empires Collide by Basilisk9466 reviews
In one galaxy, a mighty Imperium covering millions of systems. In another, an Empire struggling on the edge, looking for any chance to return to grace... crossover with Star Wars. Officially discontinued.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,744 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 1/3/2006
The Great Crusade: Lunatic Wolf by Spess Merhene reviews
Conquer the galaxy! See new places, and blow them up! The story of a Luna Wolf in the thirtieth millenium.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 146,282 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010
Orkhamma40k: In da Far Fyucha, Derez Only WAAAGH! by damaddok reviews
Read Orkhammer, and I loved it. And since my last 40k fic was baleeted, I figured why not try again with something better? Orks infiltrate the Imperial Guard and no one seems to notice...Hilarity ensues as the orks try to emulate Imperial Guardsmen.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,432 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 5/10/2010
Resolution by did-you-reboot reviews
Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,797 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
Happy Holidays! by rainmcfae reviews
"At 7 a.m. on the fine morning of February 14th, 2010, China awoke to the sound of the doorbell, cheerful shouting, and Russia at his door."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Russia, China - Complete
You Can't Always Get What You Want by dave-d reviews
Naruto is drinking, feeling sorry for himself. Can a certain girl help him find what he truly needs? [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,445 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Complete
So You've Decided to Pursue a Career in Science by Schm0use reviews
'The woman was screaming, her hair now ablaze. Several of the associates swarmed her with a fire extinguisher. Others took notes. "Oh, dear." Caroline said. "Well, I suppose I see what the safety gear is for."' Cave Johnson era, Caroline-centric.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/19/2011
To Die for my Country But Live for my Love by Aki WildQueen reviews
Instead of the Cold War remaining "cold," Alfred/America & Ivan/Russia clash at the edge of Eastern Asia. Wounded by a lucky blow from Alfred, Ivan was forced to flee into the depths of an ancient bamboo forest. There he meets Yao/China RoChu Yaoi UPDATED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Russia, China
Confessions of a Wayward Son by Tyrant of the East reviews
For ten thousand years, Chaos warbands have plagued the Imperium. Bringing woe and despair to the innocent, the Chaos Space Marines are the vilest foes known in the history of man. Yet not all warbands are the same in this...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,050 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010
The God of Death by Tyrant of the East reviews
The Death Spectres of the Adeptus Astartes have served the Imperium for nine thousand years. They are the thin line of resistance between eternal damnation and humanity. Now, one Space Marine finds himself stranded on a world called Azeroth.
Crossover - Warhammer & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 273,118 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010
Use da Gretchin! by The Final Lament reviews
With no dakka, no choppas and no food whilst trying to wage a great Waaaggh! upon the galaxy what is a Warboss to do?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
Are you watching? by Grayfang reviews
Post TDK. What happens when another wild card is thrown into the game for Gotham's soul? OC and Joker - NOT a romance. R&R
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,916 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008
You Betcha! by nor do i reviews
Alfred and Sarah Palin have... A discussion, among other things. complete crack, slight usuk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - America - Complete
Branded by ibshafer reviews
Branded: Chapter 4 - Re Conditioned Responses - Part 1; Winry tries to break Ed of his milk aversion - any way she can... Picks up where Learning Curve left off...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,300 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Edward E., Winry R.
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 5,991 - Follows: 6,118 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Carmageddon by Arctic Banana reviews
Apparently Mordecai got his driver's license from a box of Froot Loops...
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Mordecai, Lilith - Complete
The New Strain by Cap'n Sanji reviews
It has been two months since the homunculi left for the moon and life at Ginsei Private Academy has gotten pretty dull. A recon mission sounds like a good distraction, but what happens when the mission reveals something far more sinister at work? Spoilers
Buso Renkin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,446 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007
That Damn Gnome by Urimizo reviews
Gnomes are strange little creatures, sometimes they're magical, and other times...they're a major pain in the butt... A non-slash fic revolving mostly around Nick, Ellis, and that damn gnome...
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Nick, Ellis
Just Another Sniper by RedShocktrooper reviews
A National Sniper has second thoughts. Oneshot, Battlefield Heroes. Perhaps could be seen as a Serious Parody?
Battlefield - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
Predator by Hawki reviews
Poem: The Predator is a worthy terran starfighter, able to hold its own against both the zerg and protoss. Against the likes of Blizzard Entertainment however, there is no defense...
StarCraft - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Terran, Zerg, Protoss - Complete
All The Difference by tinabot reviews
SEQUEL to Awakenings. Naruhina with fluff and martial arts action. All kinds of other pairings!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 189,657 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Complete
Why Harry Should Not Let Draco Read Muggle by Lomonaaeren reviews
Full title: 'Why Harry Should Not Let Draco Read Muggle Literature.' HPDM. Harry thought it was a good thing when Draco started showing an interest in Muggle culture. Ha. Oneshot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Beneath The Ice by Cap'n Sanji reviews
When a member of the South Team is confronted with his past, the other Titans volunteer their help, leading to a battle in the mountains of Japan with a legendary shinobi clan. Sequel to The Trinity. OCxOC Rated M for violence blood and disturbing imagery
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 105,550 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 2/6/2007
The Third Bloodline by Kishiko-Chan reviews
Tenten Miyagi always had 100 accuracy. Who thought that there was more to this weapon mistress's skills? Now, she must use her own clan's bloodline and save her parents. New visitors, old enemies, and daily life. [Nejiten in the end][COMPLETE]&[EDITING]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,111 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Tenten - Complete
Dating for Dummies by O-Renji-Un reviews
NEW CHAPPY! NEW PENNAME! NEW CRACK! Kakashi's a bit bored of the no romance between the Rookie Nine...and Konoha for that matter. What to do, what to do? Give dating advice and become matchmaker...? Oh the horror. SasuSaku and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,601 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Pittari Shitai X'mas: I want a perfect X'mas! by Seijitsu reviews
Oneshot. Mahiro wants to know why Tokiko likes her brother. She doesn't get to hear the answer, but someone else does... [KazukiTokiko fluff]
Buso Renkin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
A Friendly Game of Chess by Dragon92 reviews
All hell breaks loose when Subzero invites Scorpion over to play chess. I suck at sumaries.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 5/12/2006
Naruto or Sasuke by Broncoley reviews
One's sweet and annoying, the other is quiet and mysterious. Sakura finally must choose between them, or lose them both. NaruSaku or SasuSaku! Final Chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Trinity by Cap'n Sanji reviews
A threat to Jump City requires help from both the East and South teams. Can all three teams possibly learn to work together? Sequel to Reflections and Echoes. RobxStar BBxTerra CyxBee RaexOC. Rated T for blood and disturbing images. R&R!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,658 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
Rock Loverz II by Uchiha Sakura Blossoms reviews
Chap 4 12.15 SEQUEL TO ROCK LOVERZ Sakura has finally came back after 8 long years, and is now ready to start a realtionship with Sasuke. But then she finds out that he is engaged to another women. Ful Sum inside.SASSAK NejTen ShiIno NarHin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Grilled Cheese and Ham by Akatsukilover2010 reviews
It's dinner time and Kankuro and Gaara's food is in the hands of Temari. How will she do cooking? Can Kankuro and Gaara eat it without throwing up? Can Gaara fix this mess that Temari calls 'food? [OneShot, Done]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Temari - Complete
ALIENS REBIRTH by HorizonX5 reviews
On a planet lost to alien infestation, a young boy learns the truth of his parent’s faith a man discovers a horrible secret, and a woman finds her past is the key to saving them all.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006
Rock Loverz by Uchiha Sakura Blossoms reviews
COMPLETE 6.23 Sakura's band is the best female band.Sasuke's band is the best male band.Now they go to the same school.There is a battle of the bands thing going on which would prove who is better.Who will win?Will love bloom?Sassak,nejten,narhin,inshi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,779 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Golden Shield, Twilight Sword by UrufuKiba22 reviews
Konoha has been in a steady decline since its Hokage left. The world has been covered in a bleak veil with only war to look forward to. When he returns with a family and an immense surprise what reaction will he receive? Sequel to Kyuubi's Gou
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,414 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Name Game by bardsocko reviews
When word got out that Naruto and Hinata's first baby was on the way, everyone in Konoha wanted to help them come up with a name. Too bad no one asked if the famous couple wanted help...[OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Tides of Love by Rasengan2theface reviews
Hinata has decided to visit Naruto in the hospital and tell him that she loves him...can Hinata come clean or will she faint again from past events,what will it take to get the truth out, NaruHina, ChoIno, ShikaTem, LeeSaku, NejiTen...will be rated M
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,141 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Kyuubis Gou by UrufuKiba22 reviews
He woke up in the middle of the night, the Ichiraku was closed, and he was alone. This was the very least of his problems because the villagers see something he dosen't. NaruHina most likely
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 184,406 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
The Love of a Perveted Ninja by Akatsukilover2010 reviews
Team 7. Vaction. America. Does Kakashi have feelings for someone? Full summery inside! WARNING one chapter IS lime!parings: Kakashi x OC, Naruto x Hinata, Sakurax Sasuke, Neji x TenTen, Shikamaru x Ino Cowritten by Alien26! [DONE!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 66,433 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Stolen Kisses by Angel Shirai reviews
Hinata accidentally visits the grave site of her mother. Now that she has no reason to live anymore, she decides to take her own life. What will happen? Who will stop her? I'll give you a hint. NaruHina and a little bit of NaruSaku. Bit of lime
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Elements are made for playing with by avan91 reviews
Naruto influenced by Avatar the last Air Bender. Naruto, the possible heir to many elements, and his journey through ninjahood as a bender. He isn't as stupid as he seems, or as weak.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,714 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006
The Hades Chronicles III: Tartarus by Basilisk9466 reviews
Conclusion to the Hades Chronicles. With the Asphodel destroyed, all that is left for the unlikely sextet is vengeance on the mastermind... the insane supercomputer known as Tartarus... Complete.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,994 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
I'll be Waiting by Lynlyn-maru reviews
[ShikaIno] Shikamaru and Ino get married, soon after, Shika is assigned a mission and is gone for over a year, what will he come home to? COMPLETE, Sequel added!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
So This Is Life? by Seishuku-x reviews
Simple AU fanfiction about the life of a teenager. Betrayals, friendships, loves, all that jazz. Pairings: Sasu.Saku.Gaa, Naru.Hina.Kiba, Tem.Shika.Ino, Neji.Ten. Many more inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006
Falling for you by Blue-mage865 reviews
Hinata loves Naruto, but is afraid to admit it. But, what happens when they become close friends, will Hinata have the courage to confess her feelings? Or will Naruto fall back for her? Naruto x Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Hades Chronicles II: Asphodel by Basilisk9466 reviews
Part two of the Hades Chronicles. The crew and 'hijackers' of the Charon have been integrated into the Asphodel, but can the crew of the Asphodel to be trusted? Now complete. Look out for the conclusion to the Hades Chronicles...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
Please Make It Stop by Okami No Yume reviews
Just a silly little fic about ZIM being stuck with GIR in the Voot cruiser for six months, and what his thoughts might have been. Based on the first IZ episode. Please R&R.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Behind the scenes of Naruto by Akai Ito reviews
Ever wondered about what happens backstage on the set of Naruto? It's one backward world! Lee's a ladies man, Sasuke's deperate, Neji is paranoid, Shino slays vampires, Kankurou's afraid of the boogieman and Kakashi is evil?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005
Under the Mistletoe by dave-d reviews
Kiba and Lee on a clandestine mission, pilfering mistletoe. Naruto in trouble again. Will Hinata get her kiss? [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,594 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
A Much Wiser Man by Jemmiah reviews
ObiWan undertakes a muchdreaded padawan exercise.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Naruto News Show Special: OneShot by SSJ2 PikaFlash reviews
It's Christmas and Sasuke is on the run from the police. Why? A Naruto News Show Special will bring you live coverage of the Uchiha chase. [No Jounins were hurt in the making of this fanfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forgiveness by eie reviews
[OneShot] He didn't care about her. She loved him. He left the village. She waited. She's about to give up hope, but he comes back... Now he wants to be forgiven? [Rating for safety & Sasuke's misfortune]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
King of the Road by Jemmiah reviews
Anakin's reckless driving causes ObiWan considerable discomfort.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Hades Chronicles I: Hades by Basilisk9466 reviews
Formerly 'Welcome to Planet Hell'. Earth is in ruins, destroyed by the Alien menace. A group of people enlist on one of the last ships, not knowing that they will soon be fighting for their lives... Now complete. Look out for part two: Asphodel
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,806 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Complete
Always on the Move by Jemmiah reviews
A dare between master and padawan brings out Anakin's competitive streak...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Confused by NaruHina113 reviews
A love like no other Naruto & Hinata two very diffrent people, exact opossites of each other. But when put together they look like a mathc made in heaven....will they pass all the trials that lie ahead or will a certain Uchiha have his way?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Forever by Andrea Valencia reviews
Kind of a sequel to ‘They say that you’re a monster… ‘, My HinaNaru poem… So here, Naruto gets attacked by the villagers and Hinata saves him….Pairings: HinaNaru, slight SasuNaru .
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Lost In Oblivion by NaruHina113 reviews
Hinata is disowned and two guys are after her heart who will she choose? Lots of Pairings and love triangles
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
How to Kiss A Girl 101 by Blaze2Sage reviews
[Complete] The Konoha boys picked up an interesting book. How will it end? Will it end with a slap or a reward?[NaruHina][SasuSaku][ShikaIno][NejiTen] Warning: OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Complete
Troublesome Engagement by bardsocko reviews
Naruto and Hinata are finally getting married! Will Hyuuga politics allow it? Takes place after 'Uzumaki Courtship.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,206 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005
Awakenings by tinabot reviews
NarutoxHinata. FINISHED but BEING REVISED. This fanfic is a quantum universe, one possible direction the story could go, that branches off after the the big Naru Sasu fight. There's lots of NaruHina fluff and martial arts action. SEQUEL All the Difference will be revised too.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,036 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Depression by NaruHina113 reviews
Oneshot....its too sad.....I really suck at summarys so please just R&R thanks!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Complete
Trick or Treat by Jemmiah reviews
Mace is left with egg on his face when Jemmy seeks to find a compromise in her dispute with QuiGon.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Uzumaki Courtship by bardsocko reviews
Naruto and Hinata are going on their first date. Will Konoha survive? Takes place after 'Hyuuga Succession.' [NaruHina] and [NejiTen implied]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,235 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005
Dib, the BeltSander, and Bigfoot by Okami No Yume reviews
This is an idea that literally just popped into my head. Based on a comment in the first IZ episode. My first attempt at a ZIM fic, please R&R! One shot! I hope it's funny!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Complete
Thoughts in a Hospital Room by Delais Starlight reviews
Naruto was unable to keep Sasuke from fleeing to Orochimaru. Five years later, Sasuke nearly kills Lee, and Sakura revises her opinion of the two of them. SakuLee. Epilogue is up. Vote for or request a new stroy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,182 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Complete
Twenty Valentines by Dizzcity reviews
[Oneshot] Naruto receives a white rose and a note each year, on Valentine's Day, from a secret admirer. Will she ever reveal herself to him? [NaruHina - sort of].
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Complete
We Can Never Be by Delais Starlight reviews
Naruto saves his friends and his love from enemies, but believes he can no longer save them from himself. He must make a choice that he hates. NaruHina oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete
Always by Andrea Valencia reviews
This is a poem about Naruto from another person's point of view......
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Complete
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Have You Seen My Pants? reviews
Battlefield Heroes A paratrooper in the National Army has lost his pants! What will happen to this poor man?
Battlefield - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Complete
The Second Egg reviews
What if the queen in the second movie had laid two queen eggs instead of one? What if the second egg was still on the moving Sulaco, its course Earth?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2006
Question reviews
One's early demise can lead to the death of another's heart... Rated for language. ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Return to Mist Village reviews
Naruto's cell return to Kirigakure village where the Sound ninja are operating. But what's in store for them, Naruto may not handle. crossover with FullMetal Alchemist and SakuraxEdward in later chapters. chapter 9 UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,319 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 9/14/2005
Gods and Tea Parties reviews
Trigon returns to face the Teen Titans... with a tea party?
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Complete
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