The Starhorse
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Joined 07-11-05, id: 852445, Profile Updated: 06-22-14
Author has written 18 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Harry Potter.

FAQ

Can I post your fiction on my website? No. You may not post my fiction anywhere for any reason. The only place my fiction should exist is on this site. (The only exception is some translated versions of my story, which I have permitted to be posted here and on a few other sites.)

Can I use your story as a prequel to my story? NO. Absolutely not. And yes, I have been asked this a number of times. Using someone else's fiction is called plagiarism, and that is stealing. You may not use my fiction for any reason whatsoever.

Will you finish The Lost? I don't know at this point. I want to, but we'll see. Thanks for the interest. :)

Where did your Mirrorverse Stories go? I took them down, because they didn't mesh with my current stories. They also are not to be posted anywhere except for on the original Mirrorverse website.

Are you the same person who ran the Stupid Lamborghini Tricks site? Yes. :)

Will you reopen Stupid Lamborghini Tricks? Someone took the domain name when I let it lapse (my fault), and I haven't been able to get it back, so no, probably not.

Will you write more Harry Potter? I get people asking this all the time, and I love you for it, but probably not. Sorry.

Are you the same Starhorse who does comics on DeviantArt? Yep. I'm the-starhorse dot deviantart dot com.

If I forgot anything, shoot me a note, and I'll update this list. Thanks for reading! :)


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Up to No Good by Little Hobbit reviews
How Fred and George came across the secret to their success, the Marauder's Map, and any other mischeif they may have gotten themselves into over the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,109 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Fred W., George W.
Hells Bells by Starkiller reviews
On the run up to the Battle of Hogwarts, the Grim Reaper is deuced into a deal which secures a curious fate for Fred Weasley. Meanwhile, George unwittingly wins the affections of Luna Lovegood. Prequel to Twin Vice Paranormal Detectives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Fred W., George W., Luna L., OC
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Battle Scars by Poppy P reviews
Bill and George discuss their battle scars and their love lives. Oneshot set during DH. Also starring Fred and Molly. Rating for mild, sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Bill W., George W. - Complete
Drinking Game by Beertree reviews
MariaShadow started this and I finished it. Can Prowl beat Sideswipe at a drinking game that seemingly defies logic?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Family Plagues by Roga reviews
When inside an ancient pyramid prone to curses being triggered, never let a Weasley twin out of immediate grabbing distance. Response to the Plagueground: Ten Plagues challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Bill W. - Complete
Pen and Sword by MariaShadow reviews
G1, one shot, very short. Prime does some musing
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Complete
Mon Mari, Mon Epouse by mnemosyne23 reviews
You are invited to THE wedding of the Potterverse: Fleur Delacour and Bill Weasley! Contains spoilers for HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,142 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
The Letter of the Law by ShadowShock reviews
How does he manage to get me both out of trouble and into it at the same time? G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Complete
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Semantics reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Snapshots reviews
A series of one-shots, these stories offer a brief glimpse into the lives of the Transformers. These stories could feature any variety of characters from the Transformers universe. Some are comedy, some are drama, and some are something in between.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/28/2011
Autobotimal Planet reviews
The Autobots, nature-show style. Short and silly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
The Lost reviews
A series of lifechanging events involving Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, told from different points of view. Written in 2002, long before it would become painfully obvious that I could have chosen a better title...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 80,408 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Phoenix reviews
A look at the history of Ratchet's relationship to Sideswipe, told in snapshots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
That Summer reviews
The summer after the war, Fred and George rebuild their lives. Series of one-shots, multiple characters. Takes place after the events of Fox Ears and The Worthy King.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/25/2008 - George W., Fred W.
A Most Reluctant Noah reviews
First it rained...and then it rained more...and then it just kept on raining...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,548 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Grand, Stupid Things reviews
Sunstreaker's right. Sideswipe really is stupid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
But They Might Hope reviews
Prowl and Sideswipe are either contestants in the Snark-o-lympics, or are busy waiting for Godot. You decide.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,681 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
The Worthy King reviews
George and Charlie are abducted in the middle of the night by the Magical Law Enforcement Squad, and it's down to Fred and Bill to rescue them. To what lengths will they go? Takes place after events of Fox Ears. Post DH, Bill's POV. Updated 1st chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bill W., Fred W.
Fox Ears reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 107 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Love Is reviews
One shots, with various characters displaying the virtures of Love. Ten points and a cookie to anyone who catches the reference on these chapter titles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006
On Being Reduced to Instinct reviews
When weird stuff happens to Mirage. Poor, poor Mirage. Whinny.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,936 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Blue 42 reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Just the Cat's Meow reviews
No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Rain Over Blue Water reviews
Some days you just lose your cool and bite some heads off. Sideswipe is no exception.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,567 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Fidelis reviews
Even Optimus Prime has to wallow sometimes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete