The Surrealist
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Joined 07-11-05, id: 852480, Profile Updated: 07-19-12
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Fruits Basket, Pokémon, Shakespeare, Naruto, and Phantom of the Opera.

It is utterly impossible to avoid the inevitable, so here is a little group of information about me.

First, I enjoy mostly any fanfiction of any piece of literature/manga/anime that I am familiar with. However, I tend to stay away from crossovers, only because they tend to become annoying if not properly written.

I also find that the M-Rated fics are generally of better quality (taking into consideration things like plot, how well the characters stay in...well, character, grammar, spelling, etc.) as compared to the T ones, and therefore, I am more inclined to read them.

If I find a particularly good story (which means that I was compelled enough to review/add your story to my list) you've got the absolute right to feel damn proud of yourself! That means that you've made me actually drag the mouse across the screen and type out a paragraph/my undying love for your story. (depending on how much I gush in the review / adore your story.)

My name is Christina. Although it may be odd to place it down here, I'd like to keep a reader guessing, haha.

Any questions/concerns may be brought to me via messages. Please do not hesitate to do so!

xoxo. Chris.

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Holding On To You by Ramalama reviews
Four years after Katniss Everdeen is named the Victor of the 74th Hunger Games she is still making a splash in the Capitol as the District Twelve Mentor. What her adoring fans don't know is just how broken their 'it' girl really is. Very light lemon
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 112,079 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Cinna, Katniss E. - Complete
The Path of Water by Arlia'Devi reviews
Volume One: Historical scholar Chihiro Ogino stumbles into the Spirit World a decade later to discover alot has changed: Haku's the powerful head of the bathhouse. Allured by the charm of the Spirit World, Chihiro makes a deal with Haku to study under his care for 6 months. The two fall in love, but in a world as alluring as it is dangerous, will the path of water always be smooth?
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 253,151 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
The Surly Patient by Arcadia Val reviews
After the war ends, Hermione just wants her life to finally become normal. There's just one problem... Snape doesn't do 'normal'. Let the fun begin - MA. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,414 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Torn by Blade Redwind reviews
Kakashi's past comes back to haunt him when he finds himself facing the prospect of sponsoring Sakura for ANBU where seduction missions are not optional, but required. Now... Complete summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 115,414 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Drowning Sin by Sheena Dunlop reviews
I felt recognition stir somewhere deep within my chest. The bed sagged and I felt his fingers brush so softly against my forehead. What's going on? Im dreaming, right? I must be dreaming. I must be drunk. I must be high. My God..Im dead?
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,254 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
The Verisimilitude Between Tangled Sheets by penns reviews
Zuko and Toph are friends. Sometimes lovers, but only when it’s convenient. No questions asked, no strings attached—but of course, that was inevitable. rating changed to M ;D
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Toph, Zuko
Feeling This by cherrypop101 reviews
Yuki accuses Kyo of doing something wrong to Torhu. But Kyo loves Torhu. Yuki attacks Kyo and Torhu gets in the way. Now Torhu is in a comma. Kyo gets into a band. He sings. And Yuki starts thinking he's not so perfect after all. Some songs as well.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,600 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
Missing Princess by Tohru-tan reviews
Tohru is suddenly kidnapped by a dark figure while walking home with groceries one day. Who is he, and why did he kidnap Tohru? Will the Sohmas see her again? Find out by reading! After 3 long months, chapter 8 is up!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,909 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Tohru H., Yuki S.
Karma by Gemagi-chan reviews
This story is from different perspectives. Basically, when the Prince Yuki Fan Club finally decide to take their frustrations and anger out on ‘The Witch’, and she comes home injured, this sends an uproar around the Sohma family, and feelings are realised
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Tohru H.
Here's Your Letter by cherrypop101 reviews
Tohru finds out she's a whitch! And she must go to Hogwarts. There is a special program this year. Tohru is allowed to bring 7 special people with her. meanwhile, Sirius's letters stop coming. So what happens when he mysteriously appears at the school.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Harry P.
Meeting your Love is Fate by ShadowYin-Yang reviews
Richie met a girl who doesn't like other people but they were able to become friends. They met up with Ash and co. and traveled together for while. Richie then notices the relationship forming btwn Ash and Misty. Then he thinks about himself and her. FIN
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,569 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Ritchie/Hiroshi - Complete
Nobody's Left Behind by KasumiKyofu reviews
Suma has a vision to which everybody dies right before her eyes. What's even worst is that all her visions come ture, one way or another.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005
Didn't Expect This by sykilik101 reviews
When Ash hurts Misty with his words, she runs from him. As Ash chases her, Misty finds out how he really feels about her. My first story, so cut me some slack. OneShot AAML
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
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My Happy Ending? reviews
“Hey Sasuke.” Naruto whispered. “What, Naruto.” Sasuke asked, paying more attention to brandishing his katana than at Naruto. “Didja see that fat girl yet?” the blonde snickered.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,707 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Kakashi H.
Frolicksome, Irksome reviews
After Christine denies his love for her, Meg Giry and the Phantom fall in love. But just as their love begins to blossom furthermore, she is taken away. As he yearns for her, she returns to him.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Erik, Meg Giry
Welcome to the Hotel Populaire reviews
Present Day Setting: All of the Phantom Characters work in an extremely ritzy hotel in New York City, except Erik, the mysterious guest that lives at the grand suite on the top floor. What do they work as? Read to find out.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008
The Fog reviews
What kinda fog moves AGAINST the wind? Kyo asked as he stared out the window. Yuki and Uo just stood there, unable to speak.... Rating MIGHT go up, because of scarriness! R&R!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 8/8/2005
Shimmer reviews
Chai Aori has the perfect life. Her best friends are Team Seven. The whole village loves her, and she’s even liked by the Akatsuki! So what’s the problem? Itachi and Kakashi, that’s what. Four years after series, Sasuke returned, Rating might go up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
Just Your Typical Akatsuki New Years reviews
The Akatsuki get ready to celebrate New Years, along with a new team member. So drink up, be merry and read this exploit deep inside the Akatsuki base!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006
Romeo and Juliet: Present Day:Tokyo reviews
Everywhere around the world, there are couples who deserve to be called the “Romeo and Juliet” of our time. Here is the story, where it begins in Japan...
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2006
Humor Shorts reviews
This is where you can get the most funniest humor shorts! Click the title, read, and PLEASE review! Don't flame me, please! Rating MIGHT go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 8/3/2005
The new Sohma reviews
Akito goes off and gets himself a fiance. What are the Sohma reactions? And what are the girl's relations to ninjas? A NarutoFruits Basket crossover. No flamies onegai, constructive critism accepted.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2006
Meet you at Kaibara High! reviews
Hi! I'm Yumi Sohma! And this is my story of finding my brother Yuki and all of his new friends! R&R please! Thanx!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2005
Hoenn Region Master reviews
Yumi is a new trainer that's going out into the world of pokemon her first time, what characters does she encounter when she attacks Team Iceblast and Team Firebolt's secret bases? And what do they find out about Ash?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005
She is on Duty reviews
I am an undercover cop. Become Tohru's friend: That's my next mission. The only problem is, Yuki's standing in my way. Please read, and review!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005
Switched reviews
Tohru gets a strange letter one day... inviting her to a certain school of witch craft and wizardry. What will happen, when Harry Potter and Hemione Granger exchange partners for a week with Tohru and Yuki? Please read, and review! Stopped printing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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