Luthy Lovett
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Author has written 47 stories for Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Misc. Books, Lost, Greek Mythology, and Batman.

HAI GUYZ I'M KINDA WRITING A LITTLE BIT AGAIN

So... go away.

Bye, now.

Oh, and, by the way- the 3rd PotC movie totally SQUASHED any love I had for the fandom. Norrington and Davy Jones both dying? And, come ON, did you see how pathetic and short of a death they gave Davykins? PAH. I can't write any more PotC, and I'm sorry. I really am.

However, for any fans of Secret Obsessions, I'm tossing around the idea in my head of doing that, only with just villains this time. =D Davy Jones will be in that one, you bet your bootstraps on it! =D

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From the Mountain by wild wolf free17 reviews
Poetry and drabbles based on various depressing myths. anthology
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 7/23/2006
Bad Luck Bree: The Girl on the Flying Dutchman by Bad Luck Bree reviews
Bad Luck Bree is the fiercest female pirate ye'll ever cross. But her life of freedom aboard the Goresail is brought to an abrupt halt after she is pressganged into Davy Jones' crew. However, even Davy Jones finds it difficult to tame her down. Davy&OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,007 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
The Black Pearl and the Yellow Submarine by Sparrow-Turner.gals reviews
What happens to Captain Jack and his crew one day when the Pearl suddenly runs into a yellow brick road? Written by Erin.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,607 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 8/5/2006
Hearts of the Ocean by Evelyn Night reviews
After her ship wrecks on the way to Port Royal, Charlotte is saved by none other than Davy Jones. Determined to reach Port Royal and her fiance, Charlotte tries to ignore the pressing thought that maybe, Davy Jones isn't such a devil after all.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Davy Jones
Queen of Hearts by JeanieBeanie33 reviews
Drabbles. Davy Jones knows all about Elizabeth Swann...and now she knows he knows. Second chapter up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Davy Jones, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Caribbean Fire by Lady Cerulean reviews
What will happen when former pirate Commodore Kate Gibson do when she finds herself on the Flying Dutchman? What will occur when a unknown woman is forced onto the Dutchman months after Kates recruitmen? Rated M to be on the safe side
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,880 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Davy Jones
Alternate Adventures of Bad Luck Bree by Bad Luck Bree reviews
Here is where you can give me ideas! You'll see when you read what I have written. Don't know if it will catch on.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,382 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 11/15/2006
LoTR's Trip to Canada! by Lady Charity reviews
LoTR are tired of destroying rings, so they take an impromptu trip to Canada! They face crazy fangirls, dead ladybugs, singing hobbits, lucky elves, middleearth idol, and more. Laughter guaranteed or your reviews back!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,711 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Parody of the Caribbean: Dumb Man's Composition by Luna-GrrrBack023 reviews
Parody of Dead Man's Chest. Could be said it's a sequel to Curse of the Bungled Prose, even though I'm not done with that yet. Enjoy the antics Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Norrington, Beckett, and Davy Jones in this new interpretation.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,692 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
Davy Jones' Story by WenchofNarcad reviews
This is a story unlike any other, yet a story similar to most. We all know the pain of a broken heart, but none have ever known this pain quite like the legendary Davy Jones. Some spoilers for those who have not seen the sequel. Follow me through the tale
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,762 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006
Failure by oxSeeWhatISeexo reviews
William Turner tries to escape Davy Jones ship, but he catches him in the act.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Will T., Davy Jones
To the Depths by Power Optix reviews
Bootstrap is sinking down, down, ever further into the dark abyss. But he can’t die. Trapped in a world of pain, his only chance of escape lies with Davy Jones. . .
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,569 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - William T./Bootstrap Bill, Davy Jones
The Curse of the Piratical Parody by Lily Evanstar reviews
Parody of Pirates of the the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. 'Nuff said.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,022 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
The Dark Lord Sauron Babysits by Frotu reviews
As though being stripped of his power wasn't enough, Sauron's now asked to do something rather demeaning: be a good friend and watch the kids. However shall he manage?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,796 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Haldir, Sauron
But What If? by Spoofmaster reviews
A series of oneshots looking at the 2004 film and wondering: what if one or two things had just gone a little differently? A wide variety of events and topics will be covered without favoring one character over another.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Erik
And Then the World Imploded by Stormwake reviews
If you like sheer randomness, this is sure to make you laugh. Really, really hard. Promise.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006
Forever by PineappleIce reviews
Elizabeth hadn't learned it, Jack Sparrow hadn't, but Will had.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Cooking for Pirates by threeheadedmonkey reviews
A silly little something that came to my mind as I was cooking. What would a pirate recipe book be like...The author is not to be held responsible for any damage occurred through people trying those recipes at home!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 10/28/2006
Psychoanalyst of the Caribbean by Aetas reviews
Dr. Madeleine: Psychologist, Psychiatrist, Pharmacist. Have a problem? We can't fix it. But we can help. The characters of PoTC are called in for some therapy. Will they overcome their problems? Resolve their issues? Conquer their fears? Read to find out
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006
Last Prayer of the Elves by Manwathiel reviews
On the verge of battle, the Galadhrim come together one last time to give their song of prayer to the Valar, lest they never have the chance to do so again. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Haldir - Complete
So That Was Random: A Collection Of Drabbles by E. Linnet reviews
A ton of rather random, maybe humorous collection of drabbles. Some Sparrabeth, if I feel like it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2006
I'll Not Abandon You by pirateoftherings reviews
“I take this with a promise,” Will vowed, holding up the knife. “I’ll find a way to sever Jones’ hold on you and not rest until this blade pierces his heart. I will not abandon you…I promise.”
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Will T., William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
Why He Took You by Bad Luck Bree reviews
An experience of mine that helped me remember God and his love.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
All about Jack Sparrow and others by threeheadedmonkey reviews
I was wondering what our favourite pirate would reply if he were sent one of those Get to know your friends emails...If you want me to do more characters, just send me your suggestions and I'll see what I can do:
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,405 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006
Cat O' Nine Tails by Waning Crescent Moon reviews
Oneshot. A telling of Will and Bootstrap's first meeting from Bootstrap's POV
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2006 - William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
Meeting People by peacemovement reviews
Fluffish conversation between Pintel and Ragetti in jail. Takes place in the time periond between COTBP and DMC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
Take the Helm by samus18 reviews
The story of how Wheelback got the wheel stuck into his back...when he was human.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Angsty Salad Dressing by CocoaSamurai45 reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow is abducted by crazed fangirls with puppets. Weird things happen and Harry Potter ends up on top of McDonald's. More weirdness will ensue...at some point!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006
One Good Question by plazmah reviews
Locke's contemplates his inner dialogue on what he thinks of this newest members of the castaway tribe.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Locke, Eko - Complete
Morbid Curiosity by PineappleIce reviews
What happens when a man like Captain Jack Sparrow, a man who loves every moment of life, faces death? A collection of drabbles. More information inside. [discontinued]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006
Black Holes And Revelations by PineappleIce reviews
A dozen drabbles about Captain Jack Sparrow. More information inside. [discontinued]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006
Seraphic by PineappleIce reviews
Jack Sparrow finds that he can go anywhere he wants after his death, and where better to go than to James Norrington, the man responsible? Things are about to get interesting... [Sparrington] [discontinued]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 9/2/2006
Diary of a wannabe king by Jacinta Kenobi reviews
Aragorn is completely ready to be king, but it just keeps not happening! To make matters worse, he's having beard problems, and is dealing with a bossy wizard, stuck-up elf, obnoxious man, dirty dwarf, and whiny hobbits. How's a wannabe king to survive?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Aragorn
He Was Mine by Merenwen 'Aldalas' Silverleaf reviews
A grave is visited for the last time. Angst, Fluff. NO slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn
I Love You by KalasRaven reviews
PotC2! Will's father POV while he was whipping Will and afterward. A short oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Wanted by peacemovement reviews
Would they ever get it right? First story, so be mean if you want..
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
Place of Origin by Wakingupto42 reviews
Dear Brother, the world is becoming a place where love is harder to find. So when he, for the first time, lets his eyes well up with tears and lets his voice tremble when he says “I love you,” do not push him aside. He is afterall, young and lonesome. Ins
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Glimpses and Glances by Zazzie reviews
Various POTC 100 word ficlets. Some will include pairings, some will elaborate on the movies, and some will just be strange. R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006
Parody of the Caribbean:Curse of the Bungled Prose by Luna-GrrrBack023 reviews
Yet another parody of our favorite movie. Same plot and characters as the movie but with all the strange little plot plays and twists I could make. Includes ADD, black market light fixtures, a bone crushing death trap, and a volcano.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,246 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
Was, Not Is by T.J. Lauren reviews
On the way to Tortuga, aboard the Interceptor, Will contemplates the meaning behind Jack's words. Mid-CotBP
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Cave by Sawyerslover reviews
A smiple walk through a cave turn into a big Misfourtunate for Frodo and Pippin.....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Peregrin T., Frodo B.
Ragetti Goes To School by Stormwake reviews
Just a silly little oneshot about Ragetti and his classmates. Guaranteed to make you laugh at least a little bit. All reviews welcome!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
A letter to David Jones by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
Ever wondered what the letter Elizabeth picked up from the chest said?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
On The Walls of Helm's Deep by thymer reviews
Most of the fighters at Helm's Deep were not seasoned warriors. A quick look at one of these soldiers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
Thank You Captain Obvious! by moonlightbecomesyou reviews
Out of my growing hatred and annoyance of Twigg this Oneshot came about. 'This ain't the armory' Oh shut it! no, not you, Twigg. R&R To annoy him back!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
Eternity by Clopins-Gypsy-Dancer reviews
A poem about Davy Jones and his long lost love.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
One What Fits by Davey Jones' Girl reviews
Random oneshot where Ragetti gets the eye that fits and is made of glass.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: A touch of Jack by Davey Jones' Girl reviews
Random pirate story with crossovers from a bunch of Johnny Depp characters. They all team up to battle Davey Jones. Crazy fun. Twopart oneshot, which sounds like an oxymoron...probably not any good, but whatever.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Five Lashes by Contraltissimo reviews
Oneshot of Will's thoughts. Spoilerific for Dead Man's Chest, so look for the summary within. Please review! You'll be a better person.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
A Reminder by Macey Muse reviews
Jack sends Will a message
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
Short Spoof! by jennifer snape reviews
“AAARRRGGGHHH! WHAT’S THAT?” Sam hides behind the couch. Frodo rolls his eyes. “That’s a teacup, Sam.” Sam: “Is it going to kill me?” .... Short Spoof!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
POTC Chat Room by POTC4Ever reviews
Just something I thought of.................
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2006
The Fellowship Of The Ring In 60 Lines! by jennifer snape reviews
Sam: “Aarrgghh! Mr. Frodo, Mr. Frodo! Forks! AAARRRGGGHHHH!” Frodo: “I think it’s Orcs that we’re afraid of, Sam. Not forks.” Spoof of LOTR. Hope it makes you giggle!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
On The Way Down by Larien Calaelen reviews
It's a long way down from the promontory of Minas Tirith. What was Denethor thinking in all that time?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Denethor - Complete
The light by MmsMcmillen reviews
A short short story about Jack Sparrow
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Taking Over Me Songfic by Little Miss Sparrow reviews
Elizabeth feels guilty after sending Jack to his death. Her thoughts as the search for Sparrow begins.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
Am I Not by ohmygiddyaunt reviews
Edited for spelling and such. Captain Jack haunts Port Royal.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
Will's depression, Jack's happiness by legend of captain jack sparrow reviews
This should not make you laugh
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Was it only Curiosity? by ta1nt3d1uv reviews
Post DMC. Songfic to Evanescence's 'Going Under'. Elizabeth's POV after talking to Will about what happened between her and Jack.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
The Futuristic NotSoNormal Adventure by E. Linnet reviews
Yet another Jack, Will, and Elizabeth come to the future fic! What happens when they end up in the future? More importantly...what happens when they're forced to live, in secret, in a girl's house? What happens when she takes them to Disneyland? Slight Ja
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006
Volunteer by HedgeNinja reviews
Warning! DMC spoilers! Bootstrap's attempt to shield Will from punishment on the Dutchman goes badly wrong. Why? Because Davy Jones is a nasty critter. Rated T for violence, some language. Reviews, comments, flames welcomed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Forgive Me by Niblet3 reviews
He remembered how he kept swimming, desperately fast and for as long as he possibly could, trying relentlessly to find her. [JackElizabeth] [WARNING: Character Death.] Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
What price be paid for love? by Jacinta Kenobi reviews
How far will William Turner go in his love for Elizabeth? When given a choice of life and servitude, or death and honor, what will he choose? Will it bring him closer to getting to Elizabeth, or only bring them further apart and cause him much pain?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/23/2003
Playing with Poppets by ohmygiddyaunt reviews
Miss Swann has had it up to here with Pintel and Ragetti. Post DMC, spoilers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006
The One He Loves by Keaton's Firefly reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow had always been a free spirit. But, who was the one to finally steal his heart?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Why I Am What I Am by legolaswifeayra reviews
Oneshot. A Fell Beast tells how they came to be steeds for the Nazgul.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
Hour of Darkness by Alatariel Narmolanya reviews
Final moments of Haldir, as he recollects his life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Haldir, Aragorn - Complete
Walk the Plank, Step in Time by Rapunzel247 reviews
Our favourite pirate, our favourite nanny, some singsonging and a little rum. You get the picture. CrossFic.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
Something to Hold On To by InvisiblePen13 reviews
A series of vignettes that look into the relationship between Pintel and Ragetti.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Luck of The Dice by Stray the Metallic Imp reviews
How Pintel and Ragetti met. A one shot, please read and review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Embracing Death by Larael reviews
Jack's thoughts before his death. Just to warn you, the dialogue doesn't follow the movie. Rated T for character death obviously. Oneshot, almost a drabble. Please read & review! No flames allowed. Willabeth is intended.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Walls of the Heart by thisfragment reviews
This is just another WillBill drabble, set shortly after the dreaded flogging scene. Will POV this time.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
No Messy Tears by pirateoftherings reviews
A look at Bootstrap's thoughts as he is forced to whip his own son.........Reviews are much loved!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Will T., William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
The Battle of Helms Deep Sort of by memyselfandi89 reviews
A moving story of the brave souls who fought at Helms Deep. Yeah right! This is a piece of nonsense that hit me while watching The Two Towers and I decided to write it so it would leave me alone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
World that once was by SilverShadowofEternity reviews
A poem on how Arwen felt at Aragorn's passing
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
Stupid Little Pirate Dream by EvaEvita reviews
Really short, stupid attempt to be funny. It was a dream I had. I don't really know why I'm posting this. Rated T to cover my butt.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Bootstrap's Bootstraps by Ravenclaw42 reviews
A selection of 50 glimpses of Bootstrap Bill Turner's twice cursed life, each one sentence long. Done for a writing challenge.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
PotC2 Dead Man’s Chest: The Goofy Musical! by lateBloomer04 reviews
Complete with new epilogue, Welcome to Tortuga. Will's a pirate for real, Lord Beckett welcomes you to the EITC, Jack be 'SAILIN' DIRTY, Elizabeth is an 'Adventurous Girl'.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Eternal Hate by memyselfandi89 reviews
Just an idea about what might have been going through Bootstrap's mind when he thought the Kraken had killed Will.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Big Mac Mania by Icefang Med Cat reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow BigMac REALLY loves Big Mac's! Please read, I suck at summaries, and don't forget to Read & review
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006
Lashings and Meetings by Red Rock reviews
A oneshot about Will when Bootstrap whips him. First fanfic so please R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Pirate No More by armageddon-incarnate reviews
Will meets Jack after the cannibal island, and, since he has such a lovely singing voice, pleads with him to help to the tune of 'Sounds of Silence' by Simon and Garfunkle. R&R, please!BTW, I own NOTHING AT ALL! So don't sue me! Please! I have nothing you
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
Abandon by thisfragment reviews
This is just a short little BillWill drabble. It takes place as Bill helps his son to flee the Flying Dutchman during DMC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
Freedom by Miss Ruby Tuesday reviews
300 word drabble, inspired by Me & Bobby McGee
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
Guilt by PrettySiren reviews
After having sent Jack to his death, Elizabeth could only think of him.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2006
The Commodore's Alphabet by cryptically reviews
[some DMC spoilers] The traditional ABC poem with a Commodoreish twist. Done mostly for late night kicks, wanting to rhyme things, and because I can. Irreverent and humourous with a little side of NE at the end.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Noble by Authoressinhiding reviews
Oneshot He couldn't believe what he had just seen. But no matter how much he wished to, Will couldn't remove the image of Elizabeth and Jack from his brain. DMC spoilers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Detention by lilribbitfoofoo reviews
AU Jack, Will and Liz get detention for starting a food fight in the cafeteria.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Betrayal by Fall Out Guirl reviews
Will's POV. The feelings within Will during the death of the Black Pearl and JackLiz's kiss.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
The Treasure of Isla de Muerta by violent darlings reviews
AU after Jack kills Barbossa in CoBP. Gold wasn't all the pirates hoarded in the Isla de Muerta...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Captain by Princess of Ithilien reviews
Will once asked Jack why it was so important to be called 'Captain Jack Sparrow', and he did get a reply... sort of. R&R Short oneshot Normal pirate language
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Will's Remembrance by KalasRaven reviews
Will Turner thinking about his father after he was whipped. PotC2!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
I Forgive You by KalasRaven reviews
PotC2! When Will Turner is on the Flying Dutchman and whipped by his father. I tried to make it different.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
Two Wayward Hobbits by Larrkin reviews
Chapter 4 of the Rangerchild series. Boromir takes action when Pippin misbehaves yet again. WARNING: this story contains MM spanking.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,540 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Peregrin T., Boromir - Complete
Rain by Ireth Miriel reviews
Haldir's memories and thoughts before he dies in his last battle.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Haldir - Complete
The Letter by violent darlings reviews
Holly writes a certain letter before embarking on a life changing mission. Non LC compliiant. AH, AJ. Character death.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Holly S. - Complete
Of Death and Elves by The Sugarfaerie reviews
Elves are not accustomed to death. Inspired by Helm's Deep in the TTT movie. Looks at both Haldir and Legolas, nonslash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
Confessions by Princess of Ithilien reviews
Each of the Fellowship share a secret with the rest. Hopefully you'll find it funny, though its pretty random! AU R&R! COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Complete
The Price of Allegiance by Laiquendi reviews
A dying Haldir considers the cost of allegiance. A short prequel to 'Fallen Leaves', though it can stand alone. Please read & review ! Thanks !
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Haldir - Complete
Rehab by Frotu reviews
COMPLETE Haldir's agreed to take on the task of rehabilitating Sauron out of his evil ways, but Sauron isn't going down without a fight! Chap 40, in which everything is concluded!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 148,071 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Sauron, Haldir - Complete
When Pirates Bathe by Geheimnis reviews
Three small stories about the dangers of being a pirate in a bathtub.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2005
The Prince, the Pitt, and the Pants by elfchicks reviews
Hector isn't very bright, Paris reveals his true identity, Achilles is nutso, and Troy is being besieged by evil pants of Greece. Sound like a nightmare? It probably is...
Troy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
Sacrifice by Laiquendi reviews
A little poem about the sacrifice made by Haldir and the Galadhrim at Helm's Deep. Please read & review. film inspired
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Haldir - Complete
Haldir's Infuriating Morning by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Haldir justs wants some peace and rest, but Legolas, Aragorn, and various other people keep annoying him, which is very amusing! OneShot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Haldir - Complete
One Last Thing by Lady Elora reviews
Boromir's last thoughts. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
Preparations for a Battle by Tri Lorian reviews
The six knights on top of the hill form a threatening image for the Saxons... Utter silliness ;) {Complete}
King Arthur - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Complete
Haldir's Problem: The Fat Elf by haytherebaybeeee reviews
Haldir has a little problem: weight. Need I explain more? Beware: VERY short oneshot, badly and cruelly written. The author apologizes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Haldir - Complete
Troy and Other Greek Myths and Legends by ICRepresentative reviews
How exactly DID Ragetti know about 'what the Greeks done at Troy? Maybe there was this girl... One shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Complete
End of All Hope by tigersmeleth reviews
The last few moments of Haldir’s life. Movieverse
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Haldir, Aragorn - Complete
The Evil Anglo Saxon Song by umskiptingur reviews
A theme song for the Obviously Evil Saxons - cue the coconuts!
King Arthur - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2004
Fenuial by Haldiriell reviews
Haldir says good-bye to his family as he leaves for Helm's Deep. Haldir & OC. Angst. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Haldir, Galadriel - Complete
Mr Crepsley by saturnstar55 reviews
This contains MAJOR SPOILERS for book 9! DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT IT TO BE RUINED!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/23/2004
An Awesome Adventure in An Alliterative Acronym by SnoDragon reviews
silly poem I composed whilst feeling foolish
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Legolas
Naergon Haldir : Haldir's Lament by Meril Gamgee reviews
This is a Sindarin lament for Haldir after Helm's Deep, featured in my story Haldir's Lament. Newly retranslated with translation provided :D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Haldir - Complete
Strange by Amatista reviews
A poem told from Haldir's point of view during the battle of Helm's Deep, right as he is about to die...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Haldir - Complete
Farewell, My Son by Sakura Shinguji-Albatou reviews
Haldir says goodbye to his infant son before leaving Lothlorien for Helm's Deep.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Haldir - Complete
Just Like the Greeks at Troy by HPLadyBelle reviews
What went through Pintel's mind as he and Ragetti put on the dresses and became a distraction.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/4/2004
Sauron Baby by JayRain reviews
One song parody to rule them all... Or not. The Witch King sings a little song for Sauron, set to the tune of Santa Baby. Stop by and read it for a dose of holiday humor and cheer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Sauron - Complete
Blood and Rain by Laurana Agarwaen reviews
The rain pours as we are told the story of one who regrets his choice to go and fight. {One Shot}
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2003 - Haldir - Complete
The Worst Punishment by JacksTortugaLass reviews
Pippin and Merry get punished. R&R please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Floating Away by Venea Taur reviews
Thoughts before dying.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Haldir - Complete
Departing by Celandine Brandybuck reviews
At the end of Elessar's life, others also chose to depart from Middleearth. Fifth in the Haldir sequence. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Haldir, Legolas - Complete
Jack's Sad Story by tygrestick reviews
Jack finally learns his lesson...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/28/2003
Ode to Wildly Gesturing Pirate God by Velveteen reviews
How everyone should feel about Captain Jack Sparrow. In 'ode' form. Be warned, this makes no sense.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2003
OOC by Yao Kafei reviews
Jack, Will, and Elizabeth try to cope with one of the most common problems in fan fiction...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 8/2/2003
More Than A Broken End by Amy Fortuna reviews
Aragorn teaches the disrespectful Boromir a lesson about the treatment of heirlooms -- and about the treatment of heirs. Slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2002 - Aragorn, Boromir
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MrJoker? reviews
The Joker is approached by a fearfully frightening fangirl! Oh noes! O Dark Knight Joker, people. Just so ya know.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Hope Had Faded reviews
A whatif short ficlet. What would have happened if the orcs had succeeded in bringing Merry and Pippin to the Enemy?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
If Ye Give a Kraken a Human reviews
Y'know those If You Give a Mouse a Cookie books? Well, this is like that. Only it's FLYING DUTCHMAN STYLE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
Therapy Aboard the Dutchman reviews
Davy Jones has decided that all his crew needs is a little... therapy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2007
Not a Curse, But a Gift reviews
Boromir's thoughts on the One Ring during the Council of Elrond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Boromir - Complete
In Memorium reviews
Haldir died upon the walls of Helm's Deep, but what become of the wife he left behind? Happy Haldir Day, everyone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Haldir - Complete
Charlie and Mr Eko's Christmas reviews
Christmas mayhem with Charlie and Mr. Eko. Merry Christmas, everyone! .
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Charlie, Eko - Complete
Up On Yer 'Unkers Whelp! The Musical reviews
Yup. Written for Bad Luck Bree. Jimmylegs makes his own musical! XD You guessed it another Flying Dutchman humor ficcie. :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2006
Deaths reviews
The death scenes of different characters. Slightly morbid, really.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 9/3/2006
Jack Sparrow Goes MODERN reviews
Jack Sparrow in the, er, modern world. Written by a friend, posted by me. XD
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Aboard the Flying Dutchman reviews
Just a roleplay me and Bad Luck Bree are doing. XD Features the crew of the Dutchman! And some other charries... XD
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 9/14/2006
Attack of the Random Words reviews
Random jumble of short chapters in which Jack and company have random adventures inspired by random words. Be afraid, be very afraid. XD
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 9/17/2006
A PotC Thanksgiving reviews
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! :
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Complete
Kallisti reviews
Never anger the Goddess of Discord, for who knows what events may unfold?
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
PotC Limericks reviews
Just a collection of limericks about the characters of CotBP and DMC. May be some spoilers, but who really knows?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006
MrEko's Halloween reviews
Yup. Wrote it for HalloweenOogie Boogie Day. LOSTNightmare Before ChristmasLOTR. Random nonsense. Enjoy!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Eko, Charlie
Destiny reviews
Yup, a random insidejoke between me and a friend. Includes Mr.Eko, Charlie, and a Goat. DESTINY!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Charlie, Eko - Complete
Davy Jones's Hunger reviews
Davy Jones decides that Will's punishment was not enough. Decided to change it from a oneshot to an ongoing story. DMC spoilers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Daddy Davy reviews
Someone asked what Davy Jones would be like as a father figure, and this popped into me head. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Davy Jones - Complete
Random Collaboration Thingy of Whateverness! reviews
Yup. A random collaboration thing with my friend Drew. Pirates and whatever else we think of. XD But mostly Pirates.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 9/6/2006
In the Locker reviews
Bootstrap and Clanker have been sent to the Locker by Davy Jones. Will they make it? A very silly story. O.o
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006
I Only Wanted a Drink! reviews
Poor Clanker just wants a Rum Surprise. Will he get one? XD This was written for threeheadedmonkey.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Complete
Nothing reviews
A songfic about Davy Jones. Much angst abounds. The song is Nemo by the artist Nightwish.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Complete
Of Beckett and Bashings reviews
Various Beckett bashing goodness. Huzzah!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006
The Ping Pong Chronicles reviews
Jack challenges everyone to a ping pong tournament, and chaos ensues!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006
Aesop's Fables PotC Style! reviews
A wacky collection of Aesop's Fables, retold with the characters of PotC. It's me writing them, so expect many crazy things inside, along with much Beckett bashing goodness.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006
Memories reviews
The memories of a member of Jones's crew.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006
Ragetti Bakes a Cake reviews
Ragetti bakes a cake... or, at least, he tries to. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
Never Another Man Like Cap'n Jack reviews
Ragetti's thoughts on Jack's death. Just a drabble thing.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Abandoned reviews
Inspired by the book Bear Dancer. Spoilers if you haven't read it. The thoughts of a dying character.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Davy Jones reviews
A collection of short drabbles about Davy Jones. Will be updated whenever.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2006
Time for Yummy Bones and Bread reviews
Features Clanker as the main charrie. The result of me thinking he said something different than he really did. Haha. .
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Secret Obsessions reviews
The characters of PotC have joined a support group for their Secret Obsessions. Warning: Outrageous obsessions will abound, and stuff will be made fun of. Spoilers may also be in there.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006
Beckett's Crisis reviews
Oh no! Lord Beckett has lost something. Will he ever regain the one thing he truly loves? : o Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Cutler B. - Complete
Rubber Duckie reviews
In which Beckett sings a song to his rubber duck. Yeaahhhhh.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
The Magnificent Powers of KoolAid reviews
What happens when Beckett follows some beauty tips he got from Jack? A very silly one shot. Read at your own risk. O.o
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
KGrease in Da House, Yo! reviews
Our beloved KGrease applies for a job in our notsobeloved Beckett's house.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Beckett! reviews
Will, Elizabeth, Pintel and Ragetti are trying to watch a movie when BECKETT comes in! Oh no! :o
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
Spaghettios and Other Madness reviews
Rgahetti likes Spaghettios. He likes them a LOT.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
Ragetti's Gourmet Meal reviews
Ragetti is bored, so he decides he's going to eat his wooden eyeball. Oneshot. And it has yet more Beckett abuse! go Beckett abuse!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Wooden Eyeball Shanty reviews
Raggeti will now sing us a shanty about his wooden eyeball. Very odd. :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Ragetti - Complete
Ragetti's Ode to Dresses reviews
I think our old mate Ragetti enjoyed his dress experience a tad too much. This is for Aetas!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Anyone Fancy Some Educational Television? reviews
What happens when Jack chains Beckett to a chair and forces him to watch educational television? Well, stuff happens. XD
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Li'l Sheep Man Rap reviews
You have to be a Major Fan to understand this... See inside for the scene this is about...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/7/2005
Small, Grey, Annoying reviews
Inspired by an online funny picture thing. Yup. Reviews are very much appreciated, as people seem to enjoy starving poor, reviewhungry insane creatures like me.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8/6/2005
Crazy as a Coconut reviews
This is actually a fic of the movie version, but whatever. Craziness inspired by a comic I found off of the internet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
Playing Yoyo With the Ring of Power reviews
Just an odd little thing I wrote...Reviews appreciated!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/17/2005
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