emziwilson
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Joined 07-11-05, id: 852791
Author has written 3 stories for Austin Powers, Harry Potter, and Angel.

INFORMATION AND OTHER WORTHLESS CRAP ABOUT THE FAMOUS EMZI WILSON

Hello strage individuals who felt the need to read more about someone who you will probably never meet. My name is Emzi. Well actually its not. Emzi is a name that my BFFal gave me because we're and thought it sounded cool. So Emzi. Get it? I bet not. Let me explain to you that I do not fancy having some Insolent, narrow minded, human/creature emailing me to tell me they dont like my story or for some other annoying reason. So if you fall into this categorey I suggest you back off.I like to argue and get into a fight or two when I have the advantage and I am sure I will beat the crap out of the human/creature. I am lazy, rude, and extreamly sarcastic. Since I have nothing whatsoever to do in this new town where I have no alliances, I'm always on this instrument of technology. So, you should have no problem contacting me.

FANFICTION INFO:

I am very self concious of my stories. I start a story and then decide it sucks, so I delete it. I've already deleted a Charmed story and a Harry Potter story. This process goes on and on. Unless I get a shit load of reviews, I will eventually delete all my stories and start all over. So Don't Fret! I will finish one some day!

MUSICAL ARTISTS THAT SEEM TO INTEREST ME:

Good Charlotte, Fall Out Boy, Simple Plan , Avril Lavigne, Yellowcard, Green Day, Hoobastank, Linkin Park, Switchfoot, AC/DC, BEACH BOYS (DON'T ASK) , MAROON 5, BOWLING FOR SOUP, THE WHO

(There are more bands that I like but I'm too lazy to add more)

OTHER THINGS THAT INTEREST ME:

SIMPLE PLAN...CHARMED (the show)...FOIL...SPOONS...SHINY OBJECTS...ANGEL (the show)...DR.PEPPER...FRISCO,TEXAS...CONFLICTS...ARGUING...FIGHTS...BEATING CRAP OUT OF OLDER PEOPLE...FOOD...PICKLES...CUCUMBERS...CHEEZ-ITS...COFFEE (reason i"m always hyper)...SQUIRRELS...BEAVERS...SOCCER...BASKETBALL...DODGEBALL...ICE CREAM...TELEVISION...DOGS...BLACK AND PURPLE (the color of a bruise)...THE BEATLES...BEACH BOYS...ICE CUBES...BALLOONS...SCHOOL OF ROCK (the movie)...NYPD BLUE...LAW AND ORDER...CSI..NCIS...BOY MEETS WORLD...RUBBER BANDS...CONFLICT...CRISIS...CONFRONTATION...PAIN...DESTRUCTION...MAKING OUTRAGEOUS THREATS...SHOUTING RANDOM STATMENTS...MAKING A SCENE IN A PUBLIC PLACE MAKING PEOPLE STARE AND SAY "LOOK AT THAT WEIRD PHYSCO"...CANDY...POTATOES...FUZZ...LENT...BLINKING LIGHTS...LIGHTBULBS...ELVIS...PIE...BUBBLES...PEOPLE WHO THINK I'M WEIRD...THESE HOLY GUYS PIERRE,DAVID,CHUCK,JEFF,SEB,BILLIE JOE...COMPARING THE SHABBINESS OF MY SOCKS TO OTHERS...CONVERSE...NAMING INANIMATE OBJECTS...BEING A SLOB...WALLOWING IN SELF PITY...BEING HAPPY WHILST OTHERS ARE SAD...KICKING THINGS...THE SIMS...CONSTANTINE...

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The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3559 - Favs: 4,164 - Follows: 4,117 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3008 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Scabbed Wings by Cacasenno reviews
Powerful but alone, Harry refuses to be convinced to return after he sets out to do what he promised with his 7th year. hbp spoilers. LAST CHAP UP! FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,699 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
DraMione, True Love! by sprinklesoverglass reviews
This is a parody of a lot of DracoHermione cliches. I was reading the most horrible DraMione, and I just couldn't resist. So, here goes! R.R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Austin Powers 4 Thunderballs by GrayJackRabbit reviews
Dr. Evil and his henchmen are forced to take up community service and work at their (unknown to the goverment) evil Starbucks corporation for free. Although, is someone going to try to take over the world anyways?
Austin Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005
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The Longest Night reviews
December 21, the most dreaded night of all, the winter solstice. Buffy comes to Wolfram and Hart to warn Angel of an army of all evil said to come and destroy the world. The battle to end all. Rated for later chapters
Angel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Angel
The Hooked Nose Tourture reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny set out seeking revenge on dear Snape. DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE FINISHED THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE! Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Austin Powers 4: Scotty's Revenge reviews
Scott kidnapps Austin and it's up to Dr. Evil to save him. Will Dr. Evil turn against his only son to help his only brother? I won't tell you! Come and read it.
Austin Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005