Seriously Yours
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Joined 07-12-05, id: 853020, Profile Updated: 09-11-09
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Bleach.

THREE NEW STORIES:

The Love Tridecagon : The weirdest pairings in this side of Soul Society

My name is Zaraki Kenpachi and I'm fukin' single.

I am Unohana Retsu and I am single. (BLEACH fic) Funny, crazy and a lot of captain bashing.

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We write HUMOR, because life is too short to live without laughter. No actually, we're just insane. So please feel free to read what you see and review what you feel.

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Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 443,509 - Reviews: 7171 - Favs: 6,750 - Follows: 6,468 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Living an Indoctrinated Dream by Aberron reviews
Sending Shepard back in time? Inefficient. Unlikely to produce significant changes to timeline. Sending the Illusive Man back in time? Difficulty level has increased. Jack Harper, The Illusive Man, is back where it all started. New Cerberus, New plan, and the Reapers watching, always watching. Sending a Hero back in time does nothing; Sending back this guy? Priceless. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 458,976 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Illusive Man, Hannah S.
Clarity by ElectraSev5n reviews
It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 226,831 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 7/20/2014
Adapt and Overcome by ReaperKiller reviews
It wasn't until she had spilled the blood did Liara T'Soni realize what she had unleashed upon the galaxy. For better or for worse, Zeus had returned./ Some chapters may be later rated M for gore.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,426 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Liara T'Soni, Alex M./Zeus
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,658 - Reviews: 4345 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 252,192 - Reviews: 6214 - Favs: 9,997 - Follows: 11,484 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Warrior's Heir by Osireia reviews
DEAD. Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,771 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Assassins' Archives: Ginevra by J. Tyler reviews
Armed with foreknowledge and aided by a renegade cyborg, the Assassins of the Renaissance set out to fight the future. History will never be the same-literally. AU, begins mid-AC2.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 76 - Words: 149,160 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
Trial by Fire by Hekateras reviews
One does not leave the fire unscathed. The flames of love and heroics always leave their mark, on civilians and heroes alike, and as the Oblivion Crisis comes about some lives will be changed forever. A retelling of the MQ with more spice and twists.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,129 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Martin S.
Promises Defended by Robin4 reviews
War has been raging for 22 years. The government is in pieces, the Aurors are crippled, and the Order is struggling to hold the world together. Little stands between Voldemort and victory, save the bonds between four friends. AU. Last in UU trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 213,073 - Reviews: 2408 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Sirius B., Voldemort - Complete
Promises Mistaken by The SARS Entity reviews
In Chapter 10 of Promises Unbroken, James Potter infiltrates Azkaban. However, what he finds is not what he expects—and when threatened with something more important to him than his own life, can he deny Voldemort what the Dark Lord desires most?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,945 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Sirius B., James P.
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2355 - Favs: 2,734 - Follows: 2,014 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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The Love Tridecagon reviews
A serious look at the most absurd pairings in the history of Bleach fan fiction. Three part story. Companion piece to My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single & also My name is Zaraki Kenpachi and I'm fukin' single. 100 Percent PURE CRACK.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake
My name is Zaraki Kenpachi and I'm fukin' single reviews
Companion Piece to My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single. What the lean mean fighting machine of Soul Society thinks about all the women in it. If you thought that Unohana was picky...you should see Kenpachi. ONESHOT of pure chick bashing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/17/2007 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single reviews
The 4th division captain contemplates why none of the handsome,noble,brave,regal captains of Soul Society are meant for her. Much Unohana evilness inside. ONE SHOT of pure taichou bashing. Sequel now ON!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Byakuya K., R. Unohana - Complete
Top Ten Questions We'd Ask the Cast of Avatar reviews
FINALLY COMPLETE Remember all those burning questions that kept you awake at night? Who's Sokka's latest love interest? Did someone replace Zhao's razor with a lawn mower? Lose sleep no more. Here are the answers.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,155 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Hell High reviews
Imagine the worst high school in existence. With freak disciplinarians and a demented headmaster. Imagine Aang, Katara, Sokka and Zuko. Put them together. Stop imagining and read the story.The story of survival.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Zuko, Aang
Elemental Magic reviews
What happens when the characters of Harry Potter enter the world of the Avatar? Chaos? Love? War? How Harry and his gang get together with Aang to help save this world and his own.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,615 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Aang, Zuko
Forgive me Father I'm Going Insane reviews
Guess What? Aang has a day job as a priest! Watch as he offers his expert advice to everything from heart breaks to honeymoons.Did I say advice?This kid has no idea what he’s doing!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Aang, Zuko
Death By Your Element reviews
A collection of Avatar drabbles concerning love,hate,lichi nuts and more. First one up Zutara, Next...you decide.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Zuko, Katara
The Meeting reviews
Snape turns to the dark side. He gets what he wants, power, saisfaction and the ability to cause pain. But everything changes when he realises his mistakes. When he sees himself as he really is for the first time. A story of choices, betrayals and truth..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,930 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Severus S., Voldemort
Sink that Ship reviews
This is just a poetry parody of all the crazy ships of Avatar. FYI I support no ship.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Complete
Why you should never read OUR fanfiction reviews
Have you ever wondered how the characters would react if they read the lies in our fanfiction?Wonder no more...Take a front row seat and enjoy the show.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Why you shouldn't sniff Iroh's stuff reviews
Sick of romance? Tired of fluff? Then you should read 'bout Sniffing Iroh's stuff.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Curse of the Shadow Bender reviews
Who is the Fire Lord's first wife? Who is Zuko's mother? The name is not documented in the history of the Fire Nation, it is not written in any book in the Land of the Avatar, but everyone wonders who it was.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
The Last Man Standing reviews
The Slytherins thought they've invented the perfect weapon,the one thing that can bring the Marauders to their knees. But they forgot that even the best of weapons can be turned against them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Sirius B., Severus S.
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