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Author has written 14 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, Dragon Ball Z, and Rosario + Vampire.
I am back!
I have been gone for nearly 2 years. A lot of bullshit went down, some of which I will openly admit was my own fault for being foolish, and perhaps for not knowing who I was. I still am learning about who I am -- at the core of myself. I was trying to force myself to live a mold that I no longer fit; I had grown past it, and between my own foolishness and...other issues, I allowed myself to endure a lot of junk that I shouldn't have.
I will say this: Unless you are in a very particular type of relationship, and it is not demanded of you (Leather lifestyle, I do speak of.), never leave everything you have behind for someone. They will NEVER end up being worth it. This is a lesson I learned painfully over the last seven years. I abandoned everything I had for someone. The damage I did to those I left will never be repaired, nor will I forgive myself for it. Worst of all, I just up and gave up on myself -- left my training behind me, left my sensibilities to the way-side. Don't allow the same to happen to you. I, Master-in-training, was foolish enough to give up everything for love to a vanilla woman. I feel ashamed, I must admit.
The past two years hasn't been all mopey, ass-dragging sad shit though; I've been working on my stories. Aono's Kaleidescope is currently chapter 18, and I will post it once I finish the first book, which will be roughly around chapter 22-25, give
In addition, there is a Harry Potter fic in the works, as of yet untitled, but I aim to add a few exploitable weaknesses to the classic "SuperWizardWandlessHax! Harry" stories out there. It is my intention that, through these weaknesses he will have a harder time, and with a few twists and turns, end up stronger for it.
My eye has been on two challenges, both in the HP verse, and I intend to work with them as well. I need springboards for ideas, so if you want to shoot the shit, or have interest being a beta in the future for these two (or any of the ones I mention) PM me, or email me. My -as of now- primary email is on my beta profile.
Finally, I am slowly working on a Mass Effect fiction. This one won't be out for quite some time, but suffice it to say, it has a fuck-ton of world-building in it that I intend to pull off.
Important: If you intend to talk to me, and we touch on the subject of my extra-curricular activities beyond writing. It is important that you do not bring up Fifty Shades. Yes, its an interesting take, but for something of our lifestyle to attract the world's attention at large, it is a shame that it had to be a flawless example of a very unhealthy Dom/sub relationship. Come to me with questions on anything, but do not directly mention that to me. We will have issues seeing eye-to-eye.
Challenges at the bottom of my page.
See, to live is to suffer; to survive...well, that's to find meaning in the suffering- DMX- Slippin'
I didn't know they stacked shit that high! - Gunnery sergeant Hartman - Full Metal Jacket.
Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE! - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.
The seven dwarfs were each on different little trips. Happy was into grass and grass alone … Happy, that's all he did. Sleepy was into reds. Grumpy; too much speed. Sneezy was a full blown coke freak. Doc was a connection. Dopey was into everything. Any old orifice will do for Dopey. He's always got his arm out and his leg up. And then, the one we always forget, because he was Bashful. Bashful didn't use drugs. He was paranoid on his own. Didn't need any help on that ladder. - George Carlin.
And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home. I sit there laughing and they go to waste. - George Carlin
I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal? You know, why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away? I can't follow the logic on that one at all! Of all the things you can do, giving someone an orgasm is hardly the worst thing in the world. In the army they give you a medal for spraying napalm on people! In civilian life you go to jail for giving someone an orgasm! -George Carlin
On a stop light green means go, red means stop and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the fuck did you get that banana at?' - Mitch Hedberg
I find that a duck's opinion of me is largely dependent on whether, or not, I have bread - Mitch Hedberg
I hope I can chill and stay the same, to stop the bleed inside and feel again. To cut the chain of lies I'm repeating, repeating, repeating myself - Infected Mushroom, Saeed
I never said that I was sane; something inside my brain got me crazy. Fuck! Call me Deranged. Fuck! Label me weird and strange. There's a thousand voices that say I should take my broken mind, and maybe just do away with it. Fuck it, gimme another minute; ill be laughing, makin' a casket and layin' my ass in it. Sooo~ Fuck it, forget it! I already made it and laid in it, and nothings different; my head keeps spinnin' and I keep grinnin'! - Twiztid, A little fucked up.
Naruto, Rosario Vampire, DBZ, Blood, Furi Kuri, Ruroni Kenshin, Hellsing, Samurai Champloo, Gundam series; particularly SEED, Beserk, Bible Black, Big O, Bleach, Bondage 101, Claymore, Cowboy Bebop, Cutey Honey, Elfen Leid, D.N.Angel, Death Note, Devil May Cry, Family Guy, Futurama, Fire Emblem, Full Metal Alchemist, fruits basket, Full Metal Panic, Ghost in the shell, Gungrave, Gunslinger girl, Guyver, He is my master, Golden Boy, Green Green, Air Gear, S-cry-ed, Vampire hunter D, Stepmother sin.
To glimpse the future.
Naruto and Fallout (1,2,3,NV,4) crossover.
I've seen so many Naruto fanfictions; crossovers or not, where Naruto or someone from the series goes backin time. I've grown sick of it, but I also know that it is rather...difficult to imagine or even place a character from Naruto in the future of the ninja world... or whatever it tends to turn to without it becoming, in ways, a next gen fic. Thus, I've compiled some plot bunnies and come up with this.
The character which you've chosen out of the candidates wake up after expressing their desire to make a change about something around them, and find themselves in the wreckage of an old shop. They are lost, but realize after a while that this is not their home, and deciding upon a course of action; in a round about way attempting to find a way back to their proper place in time, set out.
Candidates- Naruto, Kakashi, Sasuke, Anko, Sakura, Konohamaru, Oroshimaru, Hidan, Madara, Pein/One-all paths, Gaara, or Konan.
Location - I'd like to see what YOUR idea of either the Japanese Fallout 3 universe would be like, or what a post apocalyptic Elemental countries would seem like-in your eyes. Thusly, no landing in FO America... perhaps eventual travel there, but I'd enjoy seeing the new side of the Fallout universe.
Starting Timeline- Between FO2, to the ending of Fallout 3- Broken steel add-on. Possibly somewhere in Fallout 4's timeline.
Perks- Rather then gaining perks via levels (seeing as leveling will be out), you may choose up to 5 perks to give said character to help them in thier journey. (exception being quests that you give, and they gain one...). Note that I only said may, thus you CAN choose to leave it out.
Pairings- I don't care, just nothing completely Yaoi or Yuri if anything. If you must, make them Bi.
Requirements- I request that you have a semi-intimate knowledge of at least Fallout and Naruto. 3500 words per chapter at least. Good grammar and punctuation...not great, but I do wish to understand it.
If you choose to take this up, please notify me!
Prototype and RosarioVampire crossover.
We've seen several fanfictions where Tsukune is a vampire; equal to Outer Moka, and a few where he's a differnt type of demon/monster. However, I've yet to see something as creative as this before; Tsukune as the Prototype; the ultimate weapon.
Tsukune has a secret; he's not human...nor is he a monster; he's nothing, and everything at once. Due to his family being indebt to the yakuza, he was sold off. Several more subsequent transactions left him in the hands of GENTEK. After several years of abuse from his various 'owners' he sees the chance to make a break for it when GENTEK decides to shutdown and liquidate all of it's employees...and breaks the BLACKLIGHT virus. The virus copies him, while keeping the few memories intact; one of them being a nice couple who attempted to buy and free him back in Japan...however, after arriving, he soon finds that the Yakuza have grown stronger, and after getting into a fair amount of trouble, both with the law and the Japanese ganglords, he is forced to ship off to Youkai Academy.
Specs- Due to Tsukune not being completely 'dead' when he was absorbed, he is more susceptible to damage, but not by much. His ability to mutate himself, however, is positively effected in some way. His morality is somewhat warped, obviously, as well.
Location- Obviously, mainly at Youkai, and wherever else you take it to.
Starting Timeline- Somewhere between him being sold into the Yakuza, to before he is forced into Youkai Academy.
Powers- I leave it up to you, create your own; use the originals, hell, mutate the originals if you please...
Pairings- It doesn't really matter to me, though I must say that I'd like to see something odd...perhaps one of the rare Kurumu pairings, or even non-existent Yukari, or one of the teachers...but, whatever...make it interesting, if there is going to be a pairing at all.
Requirements- At least basic knowledge of RosarioVampire, and Prototype.