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Joined 07-12-05, id: 853503
Author has written 4 stories for Legend of Zelda, and Lord of the Rings.


Hello, my name is Jiminy cricket X. This is my profile. I am a teen Fanfiction writer and a strong opposer of Fluff-fictions and Mary-sues. Oh and just to get this strait, I'm a guy.I'm a believer in the Idea that Link and Marin are the perfect couple. NotLink and Malon, (there are to many people who write fics about her and Link anyway), but Link and Marin. What's the difference? Well, Marin appeared in Link's Awakening and lived on a tropical Island. Malon has appeared in Ocarina of Time, Oracle of Seasons, and the Minish Cap, and lives on a ranch. Now that's out of the way. I also am differentthan the usual writer in another way, I don't write original Zelda sequels. Sure, I might someday, but I plan on writing a fic on the actuall game first, then I might sequel it. For example, I'm writing Link's Awakening now, and I'll probably eventually sequel it. I also like parodies and have already finished my first one, read it, and read Link's Awakening while you're at it!


AGE: none uh yo' buiseness!

FAV VID GAME: Zelda, duh!

OTHER VID GAMES: SSX, Smash bros, Sonic, FF, Pokemon, Mario bros, Jedi Knight, Age of Empires, Harvest moon... WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN NERD? For your information I'm a GEEK! BIG DIFFERENCE! And if you're reading fanfiction at all you're probably a geek too.

FAV MUSIC: Celtic.

FAV INSTRUMENT: Guitar. I playceltic guitar.

FRIENDS: nega link... an imaginary blue haired chibi-ish hybrid cat/man named Jackie Li... my gamecube...(I'm a lonely man)

ENEMIES: Bill Clinton... Bill Gates... Billy the blue ranger... Bill (William) Shatner... Bill, I mean, Donald Trump...

RELATIVES: nega link, (He's my older brother.) three other siblings... more second cousins than I can shake a deku stick at...

ROOM MATES: nega link, (Yeah, we share a room.)

FAV AUTHOR: Me... Well it's true!


No Luke, I am your father: DARTH VADER:star wars V.

Loke, I am your MOTHER: BLACK HELMET MAN: Thumb Wars.
LOKE: I'm going to trust my feelings and use the power of the thumb!

OOBI DOOB: Use the instrument panel Loke!

LOKE: What?

OOBI DOOB: The instument panel, that's what it's there for. Advanced weaponery designed to hit tiny targets.

LOKE: Oh, okay... THUMB WARS

Oh Anakin,

Oh Padme,

Oh Anakin,

Oh Padme,

Oh Anakin,

I hate sand. It's all... sandy. But you, you are not sandy, and that is why I love you. STICK WARS

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Colonel Jessep: A Few Good Men
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse. The Godfather
I'm your son, and I'm a hothead. So I think whatever we do, we should do it fast, in a rage! Without thinking. Preferably at night, you know when you're in that wierd state between sleeping and waking, that's when we strike! Thumby: The Godthumb
Let's burn her anyway! Peasants: Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
INTERCOURSE!LOOSE WOMAN! Oh, I say, the naughty words sound so woody. GORN! INTERCOURSE! Monty Python's Flying Circus.
This parrot is no more! It hasceased to be! It is bereft of life! It has expired, and gone on to meet it's maker! This is an ex-parrot! Monty Python's Flying Circus.
I am the enchanter! Some call me... Tim. Tim: Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Blessed are the cheese-makers? Why only cheese-makers?

Well it's not just cheese-makers, it's a type of all manufacturers of dairy products. Monty Python: Life of Brian

Blessed are the meek, oh that's nice. It's good they get something in the end, they have such a hell of a time with it. Monty Python: Life of Brian
Man, white men can't jump! Achoo: Robin Hood, Men in Tights.
Because, unlike most Robin Hoods, I have an English accent! Robin: Robin Hood, Men in Tights
INIGO MONTOYA: You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to kill you.

WESLEY: You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to die. Princess Bride

FEZZIG: Why do you wear a mask? were you burned by acid or something like that?

WESLEY: No, it's just they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. Princess Bride

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Inigo Montoya: Princess Bride
INIGO: I don't mean to pry, but you wouldn't happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

WESLEY: Do you always begin conversations this way? Princess Bride

WESLEY: If you're in such a hurry you could lower a rope, or a tree branch, or find something useful to do.

INIGO: I can do that. I have some rope up here, but I don't think you'll accept my help, as I am just waiting around to kill you.

WESLEY: That does put a damper on our relationship.

INIGO: But, I promise I won't kill you until you reach the top!

WESLEY: That's very comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.

INIGO: I hate waiting... I'll give you my word as a spaniard!

WESLEY: No good, I've known too many spaniards. Princess Bride

You only think I guessed wrong, that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned, HAHA! you fool! You've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders! First, is never get involved with a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this! Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! HAHAHAHAHA,HAHAHAHAHAHA,HAHAHA... (Drops Dead)

Vizzini: Princess Bride

Ain't I a stinker?

Of course you realize, this means WAR!

Hey look! White man!

What's up doc?

You chubby little rascal!

It's murder he says! How gruesome!

Oh, woman must have man, and man must have his mate... Ain't it the truth!

That sounds like Frankie Sinatra! Or an unreasonable faximily!

'Wolf Whistle'

Bugs Bunny

I'm going to blow up the earth, it ubstructs my view of Venus.

Oh well, back to the drawing board.

Marvin the Martian

You skwoowy Wabbit!

Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting Wabbits!

There's something vewy skwoowy going on awound here!

I hate widdle gway Wabbits! Huhuhuhuhuh!

Dat's dat skwoowy Wabbit!

Elmer Fudd

Well, those are all the quotes I can thinkof, but don't worry, there'll be more. So in the words of my favorite animated pig, 'Th-th-ath-that's all folks!'

AND NOW, JiminycricketX's RAMBLINGS!

Have you ever noticed how many Zelink fics there are out there? I have no problem with Zelink fics but honestly! Be original for a change! That goes for Malon/Link writers to!

Why does everyone write their characters as sex-addicts with very modern speech and personalities? Just saying...

You know, if you like drawing and fanfic writing like myself, you should look into some note sketch books. The pages are split in half and the upper part of the pages is blank and perfect for drawing and the bottom part is lined, and good for writing, so while you write your fanfics or stories you can illustrate them on the top page to keep your art skills honed. It's what I do.

Heard about the nintendo revolutions controller yet? The one-handed remote design sounds pretty dumb to me.

Have you seen the new trailer for LoZ: Twilight Princess? WOW! CAN'T WAIT! Of course I have it preordered. my gaming pleasure is guranteed!

Guess what? I updated Link's Awakening! Hard to believe huh?

You know what annoys me? People saying 'I DON'T OWN ZELDA' at the beginning of their stories. Of course you don't own Zelda! If you owned Zelda, then you wouldn't be coming up with fanfictions! You would be coming up with new game plotlines. Of course if I owned Zelda, there would be an LoZ movie out now, and one based on ALTTP not OOT like everyone else thinks it should be.


SEPTEMBER 24, 2005: Chapter 9: TEMPLE OF THE WINDFISH is up on 'Link's Awakening'

SEPTEMBER 23, 2005: Chapter 7: THE NIGHTMARES and chapter 8: LEGEND OF THE WINDFISH are up on LoZ: LA

SEPTEMBER 8, 2005: Chapter 6: STORMING THE CASTLE is now up on 'Link's Awakening.'

SEPTEMBER 7, 2005: Chapter 4: THE OWL and chapter 5: ON THE ROADare now up on Link's awakening. Please R&R.

SEPTEMBER 6, 2005: Chapter 2: MARIN, and chapter 3: MOBLINS, are now up on 'The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening.' I Started posting my LoZfluff-fic parody, 'The illiterate, corny, sappy, fluffy legend.' chapters 1-4 are up, and thestory is completed. All in one day too.

SEPTEMBER 5, 2005: I have started posting my first fanfic, 'The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening.' Chapter 1: THE STORM is now up.

The Legend of Advertisement! by Uber Spoonz reviews
Doesn't the title say it all? Chapter 5: Side Effects of Lunesta Include... Good for a laugh or two, updated occasionally. Updated at long last! YAY!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 8/25/2005
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The Magical Flute of Many Whimsical Whistlings reviews
A fair maiden, A noble hero, and dastardly villian. A new adventure from the ingenious mind of JiminycricketX, are you ready? Rated T for violence and mild language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Link, Zelda
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening reviews
The epic romance of a wandering warrior and a wistful island maiden. This story is rated T for Violence, language, and mild romantic themes. Chapter 14 is finally up! Chapters 3, 4 and 10 edited.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,835 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Link, Marin
A letter of Complaint reviews
Gondor is attacking the black gates and the hobbits have almost reached mount doom and your monsters have done nothing to stop them. Who are you gonna blame? The people who bred your monsters of course. A letter of complaint from Sauron to Morgoth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Sauron - Complete
The Illiterate, Corny, Sappy, Fluffy Legend reviews
Critics everywhere are talking about 'The Illiterate, Corny, Sappy, Fluffy Legend.' They call it 'funny, imaginative,'and even 'Lifechanging.' JiminycricketX is one of the worlds most motivational writers. A must read! Completed.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Link, Zelda - Complete
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