Selene Illusinia
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Joined 07-12-05, id: 853769, Profile Updated: 10-11-13
Author has written 87 stories for Codename: Kids Next Door, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Thor, Avengers, Ironman, Spider-Man, Young Avengers, Sherlock, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Librarians, 2014, and Captain America.

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Name: Naoku (used to be under the writers name of The Insane Sisters)

Currently a grad student, thesis level. So writings will likely slow down. Also, the quality of the writing may drop, which I apologize for. Technical papers and fiction require very different writing styles.

I am looking for a Beta for Senscarica, the whole piece will be rewritten (well, revised at minimum) and will probably need one for Coven Wars when I finish that one and start the revamp. If anyone is interested in working on just those two stories, please let me know.


Due to multiple requests for this, and at the suggestion of the wonderful Starlight who is willing to be critical (something which I'm very happy to accept,thank you!), I will post an official storyline here to help reduce confusion. The stories appear in order to be read:

High School Hijinks (Not required)

Steve Meets Mayhem

Genius Adventures 1

Mischief Loves Company: Chapter 1-3

Genius Adventures 2

Mischief Loves Company: Chapter 4 & 5

Genius Adventures 3

Mischief Loves Company: Chapter 6-10

First Day Back and Already Chaos Reigns

Mischief Loves a Challenge: Chapters 1-6

Drinks and Advice From A Former Assassin? (optional)

Mischief Loves a Challenge: Chapters 7-10

Loki Causes Trouble and Fury Dances Ballet

Mischief Loves a Challenge: Chapters 11-?

Darcy's Revenge

Darcy's Revenge: Erik

Darcy is Who? What?

Mending the Gap is Harder than Making It in the First Place


Cover for Darcy Stark series done by Blackhawk2013

For anyone who wants to know, this is the listing and order for the Darcy Stark Series:

The Stark Household: Childhood Misadventures

The Friendship of Darcy and Spiderman

Clint Mopes while Tony Listens

Traumatizing Facts about Darcy

The Confusion of Dating a Stark

3 AM Deals

Kidnapping and Explosions

Screw Gender Roles, I'm Doing This My Way


I've been asked for the order for Hodge-Podge Family of Three, so here it is.

How To Corrupt A Child
Family Isn't Just the People Who Are Still Here
A Bad Day at School
Of Show and Tell and Russian Curse Words
How Pepper Met Phil, Clint, and Darcy
Phil's Worst Nightmare
Of Asthma Attacks and Archer's Plots

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The Heart Wants What It Wants by Im.Just.Like.Me reviews
Grant Ward was notorious, feared, & respected as Hydra's Lethal Weapon - trained to follow orders & take the shot without feeling since adolescence, but as he held a gun to her head he couldn't pull the trigger & never would be able to. Who knew the robot could have feelings? Skye did, that was why with the barrel pressed to her temple she dared him to do it. SkyeWard/AU/Canon(s)
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,783 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Skye/Daisy, G. Ward] P. Coulson, Bobbi M.
Lazy Sunday by snarkysweetness reviews
Academy Philinda cuddling. That's it. That's the fic.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21 - [M. May, P. Coulson] - Complete
He's Not A Monkey (Or how Leo Fitz found out about Jemma and Grant) by AgentMaryMargaretSkitz reviews
"He's Leo. Fitz. The dog is Fitz." When an 084 explodes, Skye sees that Fitz has turned into a puppy. Some Biospecialist and pre-Skitz. Inspired by Selena Illusina's story about puppy Ward.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [J. Simmons, G. Ward] L. Fitz, Skye/Daisy - Complete
Waking Agent Ward by Kitty O reviews
Based on the trailer for "Yes Men". Several ways the team might wake up Agent Grant Ward. One of them is cognitive recalibration. Oneshot. Bus family. Canon pairings.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/5/2014 - M. May, G. Ward, L. Fitz, Skye/Daisy - Complete
that one time by piratesmiley reviews
Simmons and Skye go out for a Girl's Night, and, well, things happen.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/20/2014 - [J. Simmons, L. Fitz] [Skye/Daisy, G. Ward] - Complete
Get Through This by The Third MRN reviews
*One Shot* A short continuation of that final scene between Ward and May at the end of 1x13 TRACKS. Mostly Ward introspection, and if you're a MayWard fan, don't read this because you probably won't like it. My first attempt at fan fiction.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/9/2014 - G. Ward, P. Coulson, M. May, Skye/Daisy - Complete
100 Ways to get Detention at Hogwarts by twistedartist reviews
A Dramione fic, constructed of snippet sized chapters. Rated M for later chapters. Some characters are OOC, this is A/U, and EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 38,712 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Writing on Tony's Wall by Kereea reviews
The many messages left by the Avengers, their friends, Loki, and a few villains on the walls of an Avengers Tower bathroom
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,165 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011
Blame it on the Vodka by dhauren reviews
This started as a little piece of fluff, but it's evolved into something a lot more serious. Give it a try: Thor/Avengers. Loki makes a vodka induced confession that helps Darcy understand why he did the terrible things he did.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,784 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Sleep of the Just by Thimble reviews
Or, Everyone Knows Coulson Is Secretly A Ninja. Last Chapter: Who Doesn't Want To Hug Captain America?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,835 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Academic Approach by MarlaMonster reviews
AU human universe. Professor Charles Xavier isn't exactly Casanova when it comes to dating and is quite content on his life the way it is or so he thinks. The arrival of the new German professor may change his mind. Slash. may contain other pairings.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 72,315 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Say What You Mean! by dhauren reviews
A Blame it on the Vodka Valentine's Day one-shot! Loki should know better than to take relationship advice from Tony Stark.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Everything is relative by GoldSilver02 reviews
Darcy should know that one-night stands never stay that way. Especially when said one-night stand is her best friend's soon to be brother-in-law. And best man to her maid-of-honor. Awkward. AU.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,520 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Fools Rush In by LoveSupreme reviews
AU: Erik runs a cafe on the edge of campus, and accidentally starts semi-stalking a chipper brunet who walks past every day on the way to university.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 88,130 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Regurgitating Reflected Light by Keiran reviews
In Alex's defense, Erik's shark impressions were spot on. He has no one but himself to blame for the misunderstanding. Human AU. Sequel to Playing Havoc and Skidding Down The Sliding Scale.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
A Superhero's Christmas in Midgard by ConeycatJr reviews
From a prompt on norsekink, and with apologies to Dylan Thomas. Even superheros-and supervillains- like to spend Christmas with their families.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Complete
Magic Between Us by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
Collection revolving around B&B. Every chapter a drabble between 100 and 300 words. Rated M for some chapters. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 34,573 - Reviews: 3295 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
all the little children by incense-whiskers reviews
they are the monsters Asgard fears/lokixdarcy, 'welcome to the family'
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Uncorrected Personality Traits by chatnoir1 reviews
Loki is making the rounds. A series of short vignettes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Complete
Lullaby and Goodnight by ConeycatJr reviews
The Avengers discover that the newest location of Loki's super secret villain lair is...Thor's bedroom in the Avengers mansion.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
Skidding Down the Sliding Scale by Keiran reviews
Sequel to 'Playing Havoc'. Alex chalks up his grudging love for his dad to Stockholm Syndrome. He's not going to stand idly by while Erik harvests Mr. Xavier's innocent soul, however. Human AU. Charles/Erik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,700 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
They Say Fortune is a Wheel by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,276 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Look to the Sky by BravoExpressions reviews
Marshall's father dies and when Mary decides to take an impromptu trip to see him, she is in for more of an eye-opening experience than she bargained for. Takes place mid-season-four. Rated T for language but there isn't a ton of it.
In Plain Sight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,537 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Mary S., Marshall M. - Complete
Loki's Buttocks by Limited-Fantasy reviews
Darcy finds an unexpected person in the Playgirl centerfold spread. Crack fill for norsekink prompt that simply said "Loki's buttocks".
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Darcy L., Thor - Complete
Promise Me by afeverdream reviews
And now I know the face that will haunt me forever. Oh, what have I done. Just please, please promise me. Somewhere dark, deep in your heart you keep a tiny place for me. Where no one new can reach.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Day of Fools by Shipperwolf reviews
Loki learns that Midgaard has a very interesting holiday, and that annoying Earth women aren't quite as intolerable as he may think. A short Loki/Darcy moment. Rated for a few suggestive thoughts.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Hold On by scrapmom reviews
One shot. Set after the season 4 finally. Marshall is trying to convince Mary she has a reason to hold on.
In Plain Sight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Mary S., Marshall M. - Complete
Playing Havoc by Keiran reviews
Alex disapproves of school car washes, despite the abundance of wet bikinis on pretty girls. Erik doesn't approve of his son shirking money-making duties. Human AU.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
How Hard Could It Be? by Lunar Penguin CPhT reviews
Don't own IPS so don't sue me! Mary and Marshall make a bet for the month of June! Originally written for the holiday prompt on LJ. My holiday is a month long!
In Plain Sight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Marshall M., Mary S. - Complete
Variations On A Theme by nyssa123 reviews
A series of Charles/Erik drabbles based on a set of themes. Theme #20: Alone.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
The Metallurgist and the Iron Maiden by dharmamonkey reviews
Booth schools Bones on hard rock and heavy metal music. A silly, fluffy tale of how Brennan learns to headbang in her own inimitable way.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,538 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Shut Up, Sean, It's A Surprise by Kari Kurofai reviews
In which Sean almost spills some secrets, Raven bosses people around, Alex causes havoc pun intended , and Charles and Erik are apparently in for a surprise. X-Men First Class fic. Erik/Charles. Prompted via Tumblr.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Good Nights and Good Mornings by jekkah reviews
WARNING: Slight spoilers for 4.01. Just a Mary/Marshall one-shot fluff piece. Mary and Marshall's relationship changes after they begin to platonically share a bed.
In Plain Sight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2011 - [Marshall M., Mary S.] - Complete
The Booth and Brennan Shuffle by Coilerfan35 reviews
So, this is going to be a collection of one shots and drabbles that are written to what ever song my iPod wants to give me. That's right, this is my little challenge fic. A couple smutty chapters...but not many, so far.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 136,613 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Anything But Typical by By the Sounding Sea reviews
Mary and Marshall get into a very trivial argument about corn chips. I think it's kind of funny. Rated T because it's Mary.
In Plain Sight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Mary S., Marshall M. - Complete
Physically, Spiritually, Legally by Caneeltje reviews
Finally, Booth is settling into the life he had always wanted for him and Brennan. But things are about to change... Read and Review!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,958 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Stepping In by Dispatch22705 reviews
AU! Long OneShot Brennan is 22 and she meets Booth as he is participating in a study on sexuality in men. She asks him if he'll consider being her first lover. I'll let you guess whether or not he says yes. AU Alternate Universe. M-Rated for smut and talk
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,214 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/1/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Pirate in His Pants by NatesMama reviews
Booth and Brennan have a good night at the opera. A one shot based on a prompt by BrainySmrfs.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Oh My God! by XPlainJaneX reviews
Oh, the bloody Gryffindors could never get anything right. Maybe he would sit her down and explain exactly what you did when you walk in on your boyfriend cheating… I'm going to need rope and a sharp knife and what's that muggle stuff called again…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,436 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oreos by Proudtobepack reviews
"Did I ever tell ya'll 'bout tha time me n' Keith..." A new Keith story of Ellis's. Slight Nick/Ellis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Toothpaste by Glalie773 reviews
"She told me I was doing it wrong, and that I had to spit, not swallow," Draco said sullenly. Blaise choked with laughter. "Oh, Draco, and did you push her up against the wall and demand she do the same?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
License and Registration, Madame For Randomrattle by Dispatchvampire reviews
Written as part of the LJ Secret Snowflake extravaganza for Randomrattle, this is the story of a routine traffic stop that becomes anything but as Marshall learns *way* more than he wanted to know about Mary and the contents of her glove box.
In Plain Sight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Marshall M., Mary S. - Complete
Those Silly Little Boys by Miss Arbitrary reviews
"Stand up, Hermione." Malfoy said. This was possibly the first time she'd ever heard him use her first name. "Why, because you fancy a duel?" "No, because I was planning to kiss you and I think it might be awkward to lean across, the way we're sitting."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Deuce by dormiensa reviews
Seamus and Pansy are threatening to call off their wedding. Family and friends are begging another Gryffindor-Slytherin pair to help negotiate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2010 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Pansy P., Seamus F.] - Complete
A Lot Can Happen in a Year by GPP reviews
***Marshall gives Mary the gift that keeps on giving!***Our combined efforts for the 12 Days challenge on LiveJournal's Mary Marshall community.***Please enjoy and note that we own nothing!***Rated M for later chapters!***Reviews are love!***Now Complete!
In Plain Sight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,608 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Marshall M., Mary S. - Complete
Captain Blue Balls by Mommy Silver reviews
Heero and Relena are about to do some activities not meant for kiddies and someone interrupts them... Thanks to Marjanneke from !
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
Never Be Unreachable by adara-greenleaf reviews
It's a rule for a reason! Rated strong M for adult activity and naughty language. OneShot. Please read and review.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
West of the Pecos by TheFisherKitty reviews
Our beloved In Plain Sight characters... in a western? Written as a birthday present for BuJyo. Hang on to your saddles and enjoy the ride! Now rated M; new and improved formula contains smut! Now complete.
In Plain Sight - Rated: M - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,101 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Marshall M., Mary S. - Complete
Cliche by potato4 reviews
Draco and Hermione discuss cliche romance ideas. Little humor drabble I came up with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Irksome Thoughts by Glalie773 reviews
Now, Hermione understood the 'goody-two-shoes' role she had played for the better part of almost seven years. Hermione couldn't deny it any longer: she thought that the Slytherins were more fun. D/Hr, DracoxHermione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Desert Storm by Alonzo Anonymouse reviews
Operation Desert Storm: Sergeant Seeley Booth was captured and tortured. His first assignment back is to stand guard over an Anthropology professor and his grad students, sent to identify bodies. One of those students is Temperance Brennan. Please Review.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,556 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
That's For the Apple, Draco Malfoy by Glalie773 reviews
"You have bruises EVERYWHERE." Ew. Granger, you're dead. Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nonsensical Nuances by petalled reviews
Complete. A perfect soldier turned boyfriend and bodyguard. A pacifist princess turned politician. A conventional couple? Definitely not. Thirty-one 1xR romance/humor ficlets.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 17,851 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
Unintended Consequences by TheFisherKitty reviews
A family disaster will leave one of the Marshals depending on their partner more than ever, leading to consequences neither had forseen. M&M. Now rated M. Very AU as of "Son of Mann".
In Plain Sight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,952 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Marshall M., Mary S. - Complete
Albuquerque, we have a problem by sfchemist reviews
Marshall arrives home to find his house occupied and enlists Mary's help in confounding the intruder.
In Plain Sight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 176,509 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
This Side of Paradise by Nieriel Raina reviews
Aragorn finds nothing is simple about a simple bath. Arwen discovers lending a helping hand has unexpected rewards. Too bad there's an evil Ring to be destroyed and an overprotective father in Imladris. 2010 MEFA Nominee
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - [Aragorn, Arwen U.] Legolas, Elrond - Complete
The Hero and the Good Girl by Dispatch22705 reviews
Brennan discovers what USED to turn Booth on, before he was with her and uses it to her advantage. Established B&B relationship. Hard M.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Sugar Rush by PlonkerOnDaLoose reviews
Bored one Friday night, Rogue decides to build the world's biggest sugar cube pyramid. There's only one teeny-tiny problem. Pyro hates sugar. Sequel to HYPOTHETICAL. More fun and fluff in Ryroland
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Pyro, Rogue
Coyote Love by BuJyo reviews
A one shot, fun filled fic I posted on LJ for Month of Mayhem. M/M in a series of bad dates...snarky and funny! Enjoy :
In Plain Sight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Marshall M., Mary S. - Complete
Collecting Evidence by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
Because facial expressions can't say it all. Sometimes, we need that delicious internal monologue! Spoilers for the Goop in the Girl! M for smutty fun! COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Afterglow by kristenell reviews
Relena has an unexpected vice
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Relena P., Heero Y. - Complete
Waking up in Vegas by Naidoo reviews
After too much alcohol, the last situation they expected to get themselfes into was being married in Vegas.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,835 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Pansy Parkinson’s Perfect Plan by littledollface reviews
Pansy's got a plan to help Draco realize just how much he wants her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Let's Play by SSJL reviews
I'm the first to admit that in sexual situations, I have indulged in role-playing. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,991 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Unintended by GoldenNinde reviews
I never meant for it to happen. He certainly didn't either. It was unintended.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 88,787 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Snow! by Cles reviews
Roy and Riza are trapped in Central Headquarters after a big snowstorm. What else do I have to say? Review, if you think it's good enough. If you give me a mean review and don't explain it, I'll eat the review. Yum...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,709 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Word Play by Jinxed-Wood reviews
Eleanor could not quite put her finger on the strangeness that was Mary and Marshall. It was like that time she caught them playing chess with the yahtzee dice... silly, cracky fic.
In Plain Sight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Marshall M., Mary S. - Complete
Drunk In DC by Triangulum reviews
Booth and Brennan have some drunken conversations with some new drunken friends, coming to some romantic revelations. "Compared to her, I'm as smart as a bunny slipper! Not even a pair, I'm a singular bunny slipper!" Crossover with NCIS. BB and Tiva.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Xmen Present: The Frog Prince by Chellerbelle reviews
The story of the Frog Prince, X-men style. Includes cast and narrator commentary. JONDA and ROMY. Just for laughs.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2009 - [Scarlet Witch/Wanda M., Pyro] [Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.] - Complete
Raven Only Likes Tall Boys by KazunaPikachu reviews
It's quite obvious, isn't it? Why Raven prefers me over you." Beast Boy said through clenched teeth, "Tell me already, Cy! If you know the reason, then just spill it out!" Cyborg grinned, "The reason is simple: Raven only likes tall boys." Oneshot BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Reality Week: Booth and Brennan Edition: Part Two by Dispatch22705 reviews
This is the third 'week' in this series. It's worth reading "Fantasy Week" and "Reality Week: Part One" to know where B&B are coming from. Def Rated M. But you know that, because you're in the M section. Enjoy!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,703 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Holding back by SSJL reviews
Just your everyday, average B/B bondage story. Written for The Kink in the Bones, so beware: Here there be smut.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/2/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Marshall Mann's Guide to Exotic Animals by Runa Rose Dempsey reviews
The fruits of a very bored writer who watches Eps 1-4 over and over again non-stop. Marshall X Mary. Ch 7: "Motherhood is a beautiful thing. Nothing is greater then watching a mother with her children...or their fierce ability to protect them."
In Plain Sight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,260 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Marshall M., Mary S. - Complete
Discovery by MacGyversGirl reviews
“So you’re not a prude?” “Tuh!..Moi?” he said as he started to stand up. “I’m a very fun…and a very sexy guy.” Science in the Physicist tag.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Snape's New Obsession by Glalie773 reviews
Severus finds himself obsessing over our favorite Head Couple. Will Draco and Hermione get together at the end, with Snape's help or not?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Paperthin by petalled reviews
For Omnicat. Heero was going to win Relena back, and he was going to do it without a damned English accent. One-shot.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
Oral Fixation by petalled reviews
He did not need that mental image of her fellating a phallic dessert. No, he did not. One-shot.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
Wascally Wabbit by pen.paper.green.day reviews
Three drabble/ficlet/thingies inspired by boredom and the FBI Bunny from Mary's dream. OOC, and idiotic. Anyway, I don't own anything.
In Plain Sight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Marshall M., Mary S. - Complete
Tea Time by petalled reviews
--"Are all aristocrats this crazy?" asked Duo. "Just Dorothy," sighed Quatre. "But we try our best to amuse her. If she ever gets bored enough, it could lead to nuclear holocaust." Heero, Relena, Quatre, Dorothy and Duo have an interesting talk over tea.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
The Case Of The Missing Bracelet by Valkyrien reviews
Wanda's lost something, she enlists Pietro to help her find it - will the finding prove traumatic for her twin? Jonda and unashamed baiting of Pietro because he's deserved it and it's just too hard to resist.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Scarlet Witch/Wanda M., Pyro - Complete
Lose Control by S00kiebill reviews
“Try it” he stated calmly and staring into her eyes defiantly. “W-what are you talking about?” she asked, uncertain. “You dare to say you could make me lose control” he said with a resentful tone “I never lose control, Relena, never...”. 1xR One-shot.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
Myriad Museum Mischief by ColdFusion180 reviews
What happens when the Acolytes visit a science museum? Nothing beneficial that's for sure!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Help Wanted by Adaon reviews
I take it by now, you have been offered a job by Quatre. Knowing him it's a pretty cushy job for whatever hours you want, and if he has even talked salary it's six figures minimum." You don't have my phone tapped do you?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Trowa B./No-Name, Heero Y. - Complete
A Minor Misunderstanding by Molkite reviews
Gibbs gets a strange call from the lab, is he hearing things correctly? no ship just a random idea.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
With Love, Pansy by Ivoryshell reviews
Draco has a birthday wish that only Pansy can full fill...DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Veela And The Perils Of Losing Control by Twilight to Midnight reviews
When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 315 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blind Date by zarah joyce reviews
Harry, Ron, and Pansy - three people stupid enough to set-up Draco Malfoy on a blind date with Hermione Granger. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seducing Salazar COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
Prequel to Hogwart's: All Sales Final. Rowena Ravenclaw has made it her mission to seduce Salazar Slytherin. RRSS. Please R&R. Rated for safety though it is probably only a T.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,639 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Lost in the Deep Blue Ocean by bossy reviews
On the way to Fisherman Island, Nami has revelations about what has happened, what could happen, and what it all means to her. Unfortunately, she does this after a bottle of ale...or fifteen.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Nami, Luffy - Complete
A Gift of Gloves by Red Witch reviews
Rogue gets a surprise from Gambit.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
How Do You Do? by OTP and MoonStarDutchess reviews
When Roy brings Riza to meet his family, his mother and sisters have an embarrassing surprise waiting for him. However, they don't expect that Riza will turn the tables and they will be the ones that will end up embarrassed. ROYAI
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Of Coffee and Lab Coat by Sarali1983 reviews
He has to make sure his eyes aren't playing tricks: she's naked under her lab coat. /!\ Pure Smut!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/16/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
partner in crime by Adaon reviews
aww, come on Relena, lighten up, have a little fun!" Duo and Relena just talking .
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Duo M., Relena P. - Complete
Scared Stiff by 5SteamboatsShippingCo reviews
The first story from the combined efforts of Jamie and Mia. Booth and Brennan attempt to spend the night in a haunted house to one-up the other. Maybe fear isn't the only emotion they'll end up feeling...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,346 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Dinner with the Acolytes by Stormshadow13 reviews
Just a short silly fic. The Acolytes try to figure out what to have for dinner one day. Humor abounds.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Pyro - Complete
Home Alone Pyro by Stormshadow13 reviews
What happens whin Sabertooth, Gambit and Colossus leave Pyro at home alone?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Pyro - Complete
Physically Impossible by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 206 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
If We Didn't Have The Line by bea.tricks reviews
Who can resist dirty talk in public places? Oneshot... in three, no four... four parts! BB. Complete!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
An Odd Proposal by Adaon reviews
...So naturally, she felt the best course of action was to confront him at five thirty in the morning.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
Submission by SSJL reviews
Temperance Brennan likes being in control. Might it ever be helpful to choose submission? Rated M for a little kinky, smutty fun...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,199 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Lock The Door by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 226 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The 50 Reasons I Hate Hermione Granger by Kiska King reviews
by Draco Malfoy... I got bored, and decided to see what I could come up with. Read it, and maybe you'll like it. Complete and utter Dramione fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pissing Contest by PimpMasta Popo reviews
Heero and Milliardo can't seem to agree on anything. The topic of their discussion this morning? The Vice Foreign Minister herself. [“Yeah,” Heero finally responded, “Breakfast with your crazy, spiteful brother is nice.”] [1xR]
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Heero Y., Relena P.
Too Damn Hot by fyre-light reviews
John Allerdyce and Marie D'Ancanto share a steamy moment of pleasure on the wet, tiled floor of her bathroom. Things start to get very, very hot and heavy. Ryro.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Pyro, Rogue
What REALLY happened to Salazar Slytherin by islay12 reviews
All I have to say is never piss off Rowena.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Salazar S., Rowena R. - Complete
Inquisition by bertie456 reviews
[CBPC September] Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Interruption by bertie456 reviews
[CBPC August] On an alcohol fuelled vacation, one of the team does something they regret.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Better Than That by new moonfull moon reviews
Hughes has decided that Roy is not capable of finding himself a wife and decides to find one for him. Mustang finds out and trys to prove that he can chose a wife or at least a steady girlfriend just fine on his own. Who will prove triumphant?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,526 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
A Frozen Kiss of Time by Ixion of Moonlight reviews
Their lives were not their own, they breathed only for the other. Only to ensure that each kiss was frozen in eternity, only to be a part of their souls that were forever bound. AragornxArwen
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Five Things You Don't Ask a Wolverine by insertsnarkhere reviews
Five things that you never ever ever ask a Wolverine.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Damn that man by supergirl-sparki reviews
Enough is enough. Relena decides that it is pay back time so Heero better watch out. Relena is on a mission to get her man
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,255 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Heero Y., Relena P.
Snowball Running by Modern Audrey reviews
In which Rogue and John hate Valentine's Day, cliches, and occasionally each other. A RoguePyro Valentine's Day ficlet.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Pyro, Rogue - Complete
Embarrassed Meeting by foreverlight reviews
Roy's calls an emergency meeting that ends with Riza in his arms
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,641 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
A Remy Lebeau Thanksgiving by Silver Harpie reviews
What happens when a certain Cajun tries to teach his nonAmerican colleagues about Thanksgiving? The answer: turkey hives, a bet, and a classic holiday movie.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Malfoy Pregnancy Traditions by AphoristicAnodyne reviews
As Hermione and Draco are having their first child, Narcissa barges in and drives them to insanity as she pushes the new Malfoy matriarch to follow and uphold the dreaded Malfoy Pregnancy Traditions. DMHG HPGW RWLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
An Unfit Son by Lucifer's Garden reviews
In a crowd of hundreds, Hermione is the only one who sees Draco perform a single act of defiance against his father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Lesson by kmf reviews
Relena had promised Hilde that Duo would be returned without a scratch. Technically bullet holes were not scratches but she was sure that Hilde would not see it that way.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
Sparking Interest by Maddie Brown reviews
Friends and family are getting tired of Riza not doing anything about her hidden feelings and one friend is going to take them all by surprise in order to move things along. Rated M to be safe this is my first published story
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,637 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Roy M., Riza H.
So Much For The Afterglow by ishandahalf reviews
One shot. ROMY, as if you have to ask. 'Frankly, Ah don't see what the big deal about sex is anyway. Ah can't believe Ah spent all that time before Ah got control o' my powers depressed that Ah'd never have it! Ah obviously wasn't missin' much.'
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Tales of the Gun by D. M. Evans reviews
While she loves him, Roy does occasionally tempt Riza to shoot him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Riza H., Roy M.
In 100 words by strandedthought reviews
Royai 100 themes drabbles, rating for possible foul language. Please R&R, I will return the favor. Ch. 100 Until That Day: She would happily wait, because she knew he was waiting too. The very last one! changes made to chapters 3, 11, 44, & 54.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,526 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Guns n Roses by MultipleCyrosis reviews
[Valentines Day Oneshot][NOT a songfic] Lt. Riza Hawkeye is sick of all the Valentines she recieves. But there is one man, who won't give up. [RoyRiza FLUFF]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Not Your Average Day by Free Hero reviews
It's a very strange day at Central today: Riza's crying, Roy is screaming, Maes is throwing knives and Armstrong is spraying pink sparkles everywhere. Can one thing in this day go right?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Fraternization by Bassomatic reviews
Hakuro calls Roy and Riza into his office for a little chat...about fraternization. Added a second chapter BECAUSE I AM WEAK. But after this, no more. And now I think it deserves its rating.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Roses and Miniskirts by pinoykengumi7 reviews
[Royai] Roy's daring side makes an appearance on Valentines Day... to Riza. Now he has to face the consequences.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Broken Pens by Cashmeritan reviews
Roy helps Riza out of a tricky predicament. Reassembling her broken pen! But...what will follow? :O ROYAI insanity and fluff!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
A Mother's Birthday by Crystal Jaganshi reviews
Hayate knows exactly what his Mommy wants for her birthday.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Immolation of Man's Pride by D. M. Evans reviews
Riza finds herself caught on the horns of her past and the pride of the powerful men in her life with dire consequences
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,844 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Fine Print by Aindel S. Druida reviews
Roy x Riza. Lieutenant Hawkeye is being transferred. How will Mustang deal with this? Post series and movie.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,054 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Bad Reputation by The Catastrophe Waitress reviews
oneshot. Logan decides that Remy's giving Rogue a bad reputation around the mansion, but is the Ragin' Cajun as bad as Wolverine makes out?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
A Betting Crowd by Serenanna reviews
Part 2 of an ongoing series. A not so innocent statement turns into a bet, and a bet turn into a lot more. No tubular pieces of fabric called skirts were harmed in the production of this dirty piece of . . . well . . . RoyxRiza, Lemon, Elevators.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,550 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
After Hours by KittyThomas reviews
It afters office hours and Hawkeye and Mustang are left alone together... what could possibly happen? Or what IS happening? Not so fluffy fluff. Intended to be humourous. R&R please!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Daily Life by Slaughtered.Wings reviews
Another boring day for the Flame Alchemist. Same routine for the Hawk's Eye. what happens if Roy didn't do his paperworks? No pairings. T for Language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Game by MidnightManic reviews
It's a sunny afternoon. What fun will our favorite crazy Southern Couple get into? Rated M, just to be safe, for implied themes. Another Romy OneShot. COMPLETE
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
How Many Times Did We Screw? by MizEvilBlossoms reviews
Oneshot! How Many Times DID The S & S Li couple screw each other? XD RR! Please! And enjoy! xxx
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Syaoran L., Sakura K. - Complete
The need to empty my head by foreverlight reviews
Just a bunch of royai drabbles, ficlets, and oneshots.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,679 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Revelation by LittleDuchess reviews
On a purely professional visit to Lt. Hawkeyes apartment, General Mustang discovers a profound piece of evidence that leads him to make new conclusions about the existence of God. RoyAi. OneShot. Light Fluff. Rating for Safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Riza Hawkeye, Cock Inspector by Anne Packrat reviews
Not quite as bad as it sounds. Though I'm still going to hell for writing it. Riza Hawkeye vs. Roy Mustang in a bad hardboiled detective story. Rated for really bad double entendres, sexual language and situations, and excessive abuse of a single joke.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Strawberries by A Paris Romance reviews
I've always thought that strawberries were the sexiest thing a girl could eat. HrD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Do it Already! by Anne Packrat reviews
Havoc wonders why Mustang and Hawkeye aren't in a relationship. The answer may surprise you. It certainly surprised Havoc! Rated M as a precaution. No explicit sex but sexual language and profanity abound. Royai, RoyRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
In the Midst of the Battle by tectrices reviews
[Royai] With nothing left to live for, and nothing more than the resounding sound of gunshots in his head, Roy is ready to forget. Scared of death, he finds the next best thing: love, and the warmth of a woman's body. Smangst. Oneshot in two movements.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Passion by dramanut26 reviews
COMPLETE! What can emotions can jealousy spur? And how will this lead to Roy and Riza having a relationship that is more then just coworkers. sorry not to good a summeries. Rated M for later chapters R&R please but leave the flaming to Roy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,322 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/10/2006 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
A Fullmetal Alchemist Event by VioletWingedPerfection reviews
A radom fic about why you shouldn't leave Roy Mustang alone in his office for too long. Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
That was Pretty Random by the colur of defiance reviews
Totally stupid. Funny as heck though. Office drabble. a tad profanity.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Facts and Assumptions by foreverlight reviews
When you assume things, you make an ass out of you and me. But when Maes makes an assumption, he makes an ass out of himself and everyone around him. There plenty of implied royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Riza H., Roy M.
Lemon by DivineQueenYeiweh reviews
Very short one shot. Let's just say things aren't what they seem to be...or sound to be. Rated for obviously mature content.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Atem, Anzu M. - Complete
The Name's Malfoy by bluedevilgirlie reviews
It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 223 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rainy Nights by gretchen8642 reviews
a royai adventure that the whole family can enjoy. haha rated m for smut. this is my first fic, be nice! chapter nine up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,377 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Roy's Miniskirt Dream Came True by NOxLONGERxHERE reviews
Roy finally got what he's always wanted...Fuhrer...but his biggest surprise of all is who else but Riza! Please R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Who’s That Kissing Riza Under The Mistletoe by Kunoichi Uchiha Sakura reviews
Who is that kissing Riza. It it A Kain Fuery, B Jean Havoc C Roy Mustang D Maes Hughes
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,972 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Riza's Mistake by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Riza makes the mistake of trying to teach a certain bookworm how to shoot a gun. Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Riza H. - Complete
The Night Before Chistmas by Ouha-chan reviews
Implied RoyRiza. A rendition of Clement Clarke Moore's 'The Night Before Christmas'. Complete & Revised.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
If I were Fuhrer by shinigamivc reviews
haha, a little oneshot I wrote. It has a tad of RoyAi but is mostly just my... I mean Riza's revenge.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Anger Management by PawShapedHeart reviews
Izumi, Roy, Ed, Winry, I was high on Vics Vapor Rub while writting this. Please R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
What Drugs Do To Women by SentimentalcRaZe reviews
Just as the title states. Riza accidentally gets drugged with the worst possible thing. What's there to do! RoyxRiza. RR people!: lemon in later chapters
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
This Means War by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: In which Draco learns not to test Hermione's patience in the morning...especially while in range of ammunition! Slight DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Matter of Great Importance by Lucifer's Garden reviews
A simple, innocent, perfectly mundane question leads to a whole lot more than Draco and Hermione bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Flames by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kites by Fading wind reviews
Roy and Riza are flying kites. [Royai]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 10/25/2005
The Colonel, the Shrimp and the Photo by Sniper Hawkeye reviews
“Fullmetal, what is going through that petite brain of yours?” “Simple. I get your costume, you get mine,” Ed said with an evil little smirk that rivaled Roy’s. OOCness. NOT RoyEd... just evil. Edited
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
A Sub Story by RandomAvocados reviews
Mustang gets hungry. Very hungry.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Quest! by Hola-Meg-a-Cola reviews
Ever wonder if there was something more to Colonel Roy Mustang and Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye? Well, you're not the only one. The officers of Mustang's office decide to follow the two one afternoon. Royai drabble. Beware of random sillyness.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Desert's Caress by Sniper Hawkeye reviews
I was quite young when I joined the military. Hot headed and patriotic. Never did I think that I would be thrust into a war. Royai don't like it, don't click it. TO BE REMOVED
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,483 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Changing Adventures by Tsunade-chan reviews
Roy just out of the shower what more do you need than that? And by the off chance he has company. Black Hayate and companion. [Royai] [Oneshot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Logic of a Child 2: The Eyes of Young Men by IMBSA reviews
Everything was thought to be resolved the last time they screwed with plant alchemy. Now, Ed and Al just have not learned and their mistakes have doubled the trouble. Slight Royai. Sequel to Logic of a Child.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Drunk Elves In Dresses by The Starving Writer reviews
Aragorn and Legolas get a tad bit drunk, and wake up the next morning married to eachother! NOT Slash, just a bit of fun! Rated T just to be safe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Roy's Christmas by PawShapedHeart reviews
Roy sits at his office on Christmas. ONESHOTPlease R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
The Logic of a Child by IMBSA reviews
While trying out an experiment for the military, Ed, Al, and Roy make a tiny, little mistake, which ends up with two pintsize problems: Riza and Winry. COMPLETE.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,075 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Why Never To Take Riza Hawkeye Hunting by Phoenix of the Sea reviews
Roy has no paper work, so what does he decide to do? BEWARE TH DOUBLE HUMOR SIGN!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Fatherly Advice by Iris Chmal reviews
[Complete] One shot. A young Salazar Slytherin receives a talk about girls from his father. Fluff. SalazarRowena
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Salazar S., Rowena R. - Complete
Letters of the Four Founders by Iris Chmal reviews
Intercepted mail of the four founders. Godric decides to use owl mail to contact Rowena, Salazar and Helga. What do they write about? HUMOR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,814 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Salazar S., Rowena R.
Hell Fears None, Except A Hawkeye And Her Gun by PawShapedHeart reviews
Lieutenant Hawkeye. Need I say more? R&R Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete
TMI: Too Much Information by PawShapedHeart reviews
Riza Hawkeye, Maria Ross, and Winry rockbell all have something in common that is scaring and endangering the men of the office's health. Girl humor. R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete
Snap and Burn by artemis-nz reviews
Involving early mornings and Roy's unique fire alchemy. Roy/Hawkeye.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2005 - [Roy M., Riza H.] - Complete
A Day in the Life by prpl pen reviews
A botched alchemy experiment has Roy Mustang seeing things from a new perspective. Literally. Written for ponderosa121. ONESHOT.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Dangers of Women by Fireness reviews
In which Mustang must deal with a new aspect of Riza's personality. Forgot to mention before: This is a oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Sparkles by RW Grimm reviews
This may come as a shock but this isn't RoyAi, lol. This is an Armstrongcentric drabble that has no plot, it's just meant for a quick laugh or two. :
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Alex A. - Complete
Tea by RW Grimm reviews
Only rated T for a little remark, but could be K. Yet another RoyAi drabble. Can you guess what it's about? I'll give you a hint: it rymes with me and can be drunk by girls named Bree I'm weird right now. Enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Jealous by RW Grimm reviews
A six part drabble I wrote during work the Mary Kay women came in bursts so there were some slow moments. Roy finds himself jealous of a certains someone, then another certain someone. After that he finds out Hawkeye has 'gone out' with the first.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Angel by Brigadier-Erin-Lightning reviews
(One-shot to the song "Arms of an Angel) Roy finds himself alone at last with Riza Hawkeye, but the circumstances of this couldn't be worse. (Some minor spoilers, better summary inside)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
To the End by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Roy, Riza, and a rendezvous in the dog days of summer.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2005
Trowa's Proposal by Adaon reviews
Why am I doing this againBecause I need helpThat's apparent, but not a very good reason.... Because I'll resort to briberyThat's a good reason.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Trowa B./No-Name, L. Une - Complete
Faith and Service, Adoration, Duty, and Observance by kittu9 reviews
History doesn't always tell the whole truth. RoyRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Respectable by Krys Xanthina reviews
The girls go insane... RO-MY, Warr-Bets, KUR-TTY, OR-GAN, MINOR JOTT, and Scott-bashing.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2004
Security Measures by Adaon reviews
There was no sound but the clock's ticking, which was becoming so annoying Heero was tempted to shoot it. 1R
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
Heero's Schedule by Adaon reviews
She blinked, she blinked again. It's unbelievable, he seems to have literary scheduled everything. 1XR
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
Friendship's Sacrifice by X3 reviews
Marie learns somethig when she cleans out John's room
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2003
Bound by grandlarseny reviews
When Heero woke up next to Relena sporting a brand new pair of handcuffs, he knew it was going to be one of those days.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,644 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/23/2003 - Published: 3/23/2003 - Relena P., Heero Y. - Complete
Heero's Proposal by Zapenstap reviews
Heero, I have to ask you a question. What is this to you?Sex. No, no, don't get the wrong idea. This is a comedic romance of a sorts, but in character. Contains a lime. Plot premise: After 10 years, Heero and Relena relationship has relaxed.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Relena P., Heero Y. - Complete
How Much Embarrassment Can 2 Mutants Take? by Clinically Insane reviews
(Gambit/Rogue) Time travel, reality TV, runaway power sanders, medeling older sibs, near death experiences, swimming lessons and that's just the beginning; R+R wind up at Remy's house for a whole week! DONE!!!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,069 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003
Bananas And Ale by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
A drunk Legolas tries to explain to Elrond exactly how Aragorn got beat up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A Night to Remember by leiasky reviews
Mischief abounds on the evening of Arwen and Aragorn’s wedding. The couple receive special gifts from the fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2002 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Borg Do Not Gyrate by Teya reviews
C/7. The result of a challenge--Chakotay/Seven and a hula hoop. 3rd place in The Bowl Voyager Humor contest.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Chakotay, Seven of Nine
Staying With Boys by Zapenstap reviews
Relena stays over with the gundam pilots just friends! just friends! and starts the next day packing them lunches... pissed off as all hell. A little revenge for bad hospitality seems to be in order.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2002 - Published: 11/5/2001 - Relena P. - Complete
Vegas Cocktail by Orla reviews
Co-written with my friend Jaelle. The G-boys and the G-girls go to Los Vegas for a holiday and disaster follows ^_~.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2000
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The Pheonix Must Burn Before It Can Rise From The Ashes reviews
"Isn't that why they call you the Calvery?" Gonzales' words echoed through Melinda's mind as she was escorted back to the room they were keeping her in. Yes, it was true that she was called the Calvery because of her actions in Bahrain, but it was far from deserved. If anyone ever learned what actually happened that day, she would never be free. She'd be in the same boat as Skye.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14 - [M. May, P. Coulson] - Complete
Even Good Men Can Live In Darkness reviews
Skye and Trip discuss Ward. Trip shares some things that shock Skye and make her question everything she's thought about Ward up until now. Note: Skyeward and Trimmons are more concepts than physical ships. There's not any cuddling or physical contact but it's discussed and heavily implied.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Triplett, J. Simmons] [Skye/Daisy, G. Ward] - Complete
The Adventures of Grant Ward: Cat-Bound Skye reviews
A strange cat wonders into Grant's campsite. Sequel to 'The Adventures of Skye: Puppy-bound Ward'
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27 - [Skye/Daisy, G. Ward] P. Coulson - Complete
Twisting The Truth Changes Nothing reviews
Skye witnesses a horrifying event that sends her digging for answers in Ward's past. But is she ready for what she might find? Is he? And is she really the first person to go looking for these answers?
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Skye/Daisy, G. Ward, J. Garrett
Your Past Is In The Past (Let Me Be Your Future) reviews
Jemma finds some evidence in Grant's medical file that makes her uneasy. It brings them just a little closer together.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/17 - [J. Simmons, G. Ward] - Complete
Tales of Agent Grant Ward and His Love Of Canines reviews
Various stories about Grant Ward and his love for dogs told from Skye's perspective.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,998 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 1/3 - [G. Ward, Skye/Daisy]
Night Led You Home, To My Open Arms reviews
Flynn has a bad night and ends up at Eve's.
Librarians, 2014 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3 - [Eve B., Flynn C.] - Complete
Even The Simplest Decision Can Overwhelm the Mind reviews
[Dog Love] Skye finds Ward on the floor of the kitchen.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3 - [Skye/Daisy, G. Ward] - Complete
Tug of War is Ward's Favorite Game reviews
[Dog Love] Skye walks in on Ward playing tug of war in an unusual way.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3 - [G. Ward, Skye/Daisy] - Complete
Anecdotes from the Modern Malfoy's
Sequel to "Twisted Time". A series of short stories concerning Draco's daughter Harmonia and the other crazy adventures of her family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,077 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
Loki May Love Pranks, But He Loves Darcy More reviews
Another prompt dump, this one for Loki/Darcy pieces. The first post is the prompt 'Blood' formerly posted in 'I'm sorry, you don't want'.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 3/1/2012 - [Darcy L., Loki]
I'm sorry, you don't what? reviews
Basically a Clint/Darcy story written in one-shots and prompts. It jumps around right now, but it will be linear later. The only prompt currently not part of the ongoing storyline is 'Help'. Currently: Understanding.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 103,369 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 2/13/2012 - [Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye]
The Plight of Parkour reviews
[Hodge Podge Family of Three] Phil comes home to find his daughter on the roof.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Complete
Run Forwards, Not Backwards reviews
She can't run backwards, so she'll run forwards instead. Warning: brief mention of Fitz/Mack
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/22/2014 - [J. Simmons, G. Ward]
Puppies Heal the World reviews
Heartbreak is hard to overcome, but puppies help.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2014 - [Skye/Daisy, G. Ward] - Complete
Darcy's Crazy Family reviews
Clint never stood a chance...or does he? Warning: pure crack. Seriously. Its pure crack. If you want your brain broken, go ahead and read it. Otherwise, run.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 4/26/2012 - [Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye] - Complete
Tricks and Treats Are Part Of Being A Family reviews
[Hodge Podge Family of Three] Clint suggests they take Darcy trick or treating. Phil goes along with it, but it's not just Darcy who's in for a few surprises. May contain swear words; pre-Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2014 - [Agent Coulson, C. Barton/Hawkeye] Darcy L. - Complete
Visiting Hours reviews
[Dog Love] Skye goes to the prison Ward's being held in to ask him a question. It becomes a weekly endeavor. Eventually, the whole team joins in. Coulson just doesn't ask. Prelude to Dog Naps. Pre Skye/Grant Ward
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,971 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - [G. Ward, Skye/Daisy]
The Winding Path Is The One That Leads Home reviews
Ward runs into the team months after he killed Garrett and disappeared. It doesn't go as anyone could have planned. Sequel to 'Breaking Free Is The Hardest Part'.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/25/2014 - [G. Ward, Skye/Daisy] P. Coulson, Triplett - Complete
Snow Day reviews
Skye and Grant spend some time in the snow.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2014 - [Skye/Daisy, G. Ward] L. Fitz - Complete
A Family Broken And Reunited Have Many Cracks To Mend reviews
May discovers the daughter she lost 24 years ago is actually still alive. Loki is there to show her where.
Crossover - Thor & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,921 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Loki, M. May] Skye/Daisy, P. Coulson
Dragon and Monkey Fall In Love (No Matter How Painful It Becomes) reviews
Fitz tells his little girl a story about a dragon and a monkey who fall in love (and tells her how he won her mother's affection in the process). Also contains: Skye/Ward, Trip/Simmons
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2014 - [L. Fitz, M. May] [Skye/Daisy, G. Ward]
The Stark Household: Childhood Misadventures reviews
[Darcy Stark] The adventures and misadventures of Tony and Pepper as they work to raise Tony's daughter, Darcy. Beginning of the new Darcy Stark series, spun off of the More Than She Seems.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,640 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper, Darcy L.
The Brief Adventures of Skye: Puppy-Bound Ward reviews
"Hey, can someone explain the puppy?"requested Skye, pointing to the fur ball currently nestled into her lap. Simmons paused with Fitz halfway off the floor, raising an eyebrow at her. "I've already said it's Ward. We don't really understand the rest yet." Skye blinked. Then blinked again. "Wait, this is actually Ward?"
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/7/2014
A Monkey Sits Down In A Bar With A Dragon reviews
May's thoughts are swirling when she gets a surprise visitor. It's not someone she wants to see. Well, until they talk some things out.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2014 - [L. Fitz, M. May] - Complete
Wooden Promises Can Lead To Future Curses reviews
A chance encounter in the woods. Ward and Skye aren't the strangers they thought they were when they met inside the plane. Please note, the Skyeward part of this is in the second half of the story and not the first.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/23/2014
Meeting Loki is Never Normal reviews
[Darcy Stark] Darcy meets Loki for the first time. She suggests he ask her father for advice. Tony is...only mildly amused.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/22/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Darcy L., Loki, OC - Complete
Steve's Strange Love Life As Observed By Darcy Lewis (Stark) reviews
[Darcy Stark Series] Steve has a crush. Darcy has to intervene.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Darcy L., Steve R./Capt. America, OC - Complete
Fevers Are Never Fun reviews
[Dog Love] Ward gets sick and Skye takes care of him with some medical advice from Trip and Simmons. Also featuring puppies and dogs. Sequel to Dog Naps
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2014 - [Skye/Daisy, G. Ward] Triplett, J. Simmons - Complete
Dog Naps reviews
[Dog Love] Skye blinked. Hard. Then blinked again. Honestly? She wasn't sure what to make of what she was seeing, though her first thought was definitely along the lines of 'I need a picture of this'. After all, it wasn't every day she got to walk in on Grant Ward sleeping peacefully on the floor, surrounded by six equally sleepy and peaceful dogs.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/15/2014 - [Skye/Daisy, G. Ward] P. Coulson, L. Fitz - Complete
A Seasoned SHIELD Agent's Guide to Surviving at SHIELD reviews
[SHIELD Insanity] Agent Rowen Le Fay has been with SHIELD for 8 years. She's a skilled translator who does only light field work until Fury decides to assigned her a group of baby agents. Worse? He expects her team to act as ground backup for the Avengers. But first, she needs to teach them how to survive at SHIELD.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,041 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - OC, Agent Phil Coulson, Agent J. Sitwell, Nick F.
Let Your Anger Out (You'll feel better in the long run) reviews
[Seasoned SHIELD Agents Guide to Surviving at SHIELD" verse] Phil Coulson gets some news he wasn't ever expecting to receive, and Skye gets a family she wasn't planning on ever finding. But things never work out the way we'd like, especially when you work for a secret spy agency. Includes the OC Rowen. Warning: bad language courtesy of Fury and Coulson.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - P. Coulson, OC, Skye/Daisy
Breaking Free is the Hardest Part reviews
Breaking free of your past is the hardest part, but when lies prove too overwhelming, anyone can snap. In which Ward just wants to talk to Skye, Coulson finds out something that nearly breaks him, and Garrett gets everything he deserves.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,343 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Skye/Daisy, G. Ward, J. Garrett, P. Coulson - Complete
Nightmares Prompt (Rash Actions) reviews
Ward gets a proverbial fire lit under his bum, by his own subconscious. His own evil, evil subconscious. Warning: contains (but is not) Skyeson.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2014 - [G. Ward, Skye/Daisy] P. Coulson - Complete
Mending The Gap Is Harder Than Creating It In The First Place reviews
[More-Than-She-Seems] The gap between Darcy, Jane, and Tony is equivalent to the Grand Canyon. Pepper wants to shrink it to the size of a creek.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,114 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Darcy L., Loki] [Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S.]
Rings of Gold reviews
Fury has a job for May, and it involves the newly revived Coulson
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [M. May, P. Coulson] N. Fury - Complete
Roses are Red (But Ships are Better) reviews
Someone is leaving corny Valentines-related objects around the plane for Skye, but who? Includes popcorn for Coulson, mild Berserker rage for Ward, and poor Fitz is stuck in the middle of it all.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [G. Ward, Skye/Daisy] [J. Simmons, L. Fitz] - Complete
Even Agents have a Heart reviews
A series of one-shots around various Valentines day pairs and activities. The pairs are listed in the chapter titles. Focused around the Agents of SHIELD characters, though requests will be considered. Chapter 1: Mayward Chapter 2: Mayson Chapter 3: Skyeward
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - G. Ward, M. May, P. Coulson, Skye/Daisy
Sometimes Untraditional Therapy Is the Best reviews
Clint realizes one day that Darcy isn't just his therapist anymore. And he wonders how the heck that happened. The story of Clint's unusual therapy sessions with a quirky former intern that turned into a strange friendship built on mutual understanding and finally a solid relationship of trust.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,281 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Agent Phil Coulson
Spies, Tasers, and Other Sources of Insanity reviews
The story of how Clint, Darcy, and Phil all came to be roommates. And the ensuing insanity. Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov, Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers, Phil Coulson/The Cellist
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,698 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - [C. Barton/Hawkeye, Black Widow/Natasha R.] Darcy L., Agent Phil Coulson
Every Team Has It's Tricks reviews
[SHIELD Insanity] This is a parallel story to go with A Seasoned SHIELD Agent's Guide to Surviving at SHIELD. It's a collection of stories focusing on the relationships between different members of the team with each other and outside influences. Enjoy the additional insanity.
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2014 - OC, Agent J. Sitwell, P. Coulson
Star Wars is Not An Appropriate Movie for a Stark reviews
[More Than She Seems] Loki comes back from a trip to Asgard to find Darcy isn't at home. When he does find her, he decides never to leave her home alone with Tony again. X-wings and space races are the result. Darcy/Loki
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/20/2014 - [Darcy L., Loki] Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Would You Still Like To Have Dinner? reviews
Irene is taking a night to grieve, but someone simply will not leave her alone.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Irene A., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Why Are Our Roles Reversed? reviews
Phones ringing at 2 am were rarely good. Clint's phone ringing at 2 am usually meant something had blown up. And he wasn't the person causing the explosion. Rated for language. References to the comic Battle Scars.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/11/2013 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.] Agent Phil Coulson, Nick F. - Complete
Phil and Kate: Then and Now reviews
A story about Phil Coulson and his cellist, Kate Bishop. Then and now.
Crossover - Young Avengers & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2013 - [Kate B./Hawkeye, Agent Phil Coulson] - Complete
How to Corrupt a Child reviews
[Hodge-Podge Family of Three] It's Darcy's second birthday and her whole, strange family is there. And they all appear to want to corrupt her. Presents abound, cake is had, and the unnecessary commentary is always necessary. Featuring Daddy Phil, Dada Clint, "Grandpa" Nick, "Aunt Maria", "Aunt Nat", and "Uncle J" (Also known as Jasper).
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,016 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [C. Barton/Hawkeye, Agent Coulson] Darcy L. - Complete
Secret Pleasures Will Be Your Downfall reviews
A word of advice, never take reading suggestions from Hawkeye... or the one where Darcy realizes that Clint has a secret love for romance novels.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2013 - [C. Barton/Hawkeye, Darcy L.] - Complete
Screw Gender Roles, I'm Doing This My Way reviews
[Darcy Stark] Darcy thinks she might want something more with Clint.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [C. Barton/Hawkeye, Darcy L.] V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Darcy is who? What? reviews
[More Than She Seems] Coulson has some news he's a little nervous about delivering. Darcy gets annoyed and everyone else is pretty much speechless. PLEASE READ THE NOTE INSIDE, A MINOR SPOILER WARNING DOES APPLY!
Crossover - Thor & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,351 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 2/16/2012 - [Darcy L., Loki] Jane F., A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Time, Magic, and Darcy? reviews
Darcy freezes Loki and half the Avengers when they startle her. Humor ensues. Apparently, Loki has two very chaotic children...Random humor crack piece.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,262 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - [Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye] - Complete
Name Changes are Confusing reviews
[Darcy Stark] Darcy decides to change her name to the legal one. Media chaos, betting, and the verbal pummeling of a reporter ensues.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/15/2013 - [C. Barton/Hawkeye, Darcy L.] [Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Of Show and Tell and Russian Curse Words reviews
[Hodge-podge Family of Three] Elementary school show and tell is a pain.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2013 - [C. Barton/Hawkeye, Agent Phil Coulson] Darcy L. - Complete
Family Isn't Just the People Who Are Still Here reviews
[Hodge Podge Family of Three] "This really wasn't a conversation Clint should be having with Darcy, and he knew it. Hell, he'd only met Phil's wife a hanful of times when she was alive, mostly in passing. All he knew was that her name was Marcy (which is where he swears Phil got Darcy) and that she'd been a bit of a live wire compared to Phil."
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2013 - [C. Barton/Hawkeye, Agent Coulson] Darcy L. - Complete
Phil's Worst Nightmare reviews
[Hodge-podge Family of Three] This is why 9-year-olds shouldn't visit their super-spy father's at work.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [C. Barton/Hawkeye, Agent Phil Coulson] Darcy L., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
How Pepper Met Phil, Clint, and Darcy reviews
[Hodge-Podge Family of Three] Central Park is apparently a great place to find a babysitter. It's also the best place to find allies.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2013 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson] Darcy L., Pepper P. - Complete
Loki is not allowed to read reviews
The reason why Loki is not allowed to read some authors... Same universe as Cat Troubles.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Loki, Thor, Darcy L., Jane F. - Complete
The Frankenstein Connection reviews
[Darcy Stark] Clint probably should just stop trying to keep up with Darcy's thought process. And stop asking questions. Really, it would be safer for him if he just didn't ask.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/5/2013 - [Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.] - Complete
High School Hijinks: Tales of Mischief and Mayham reviews
[More Than She Seems] This is part of my prompt dump stuff. Same table as the other two, but this time the stories tie into the 'More Than She Seems' series. Non-chronological. Follows the adventures and misadventures of high school students Darcy, Dani, and Loki.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Darcy L., Loki
The Confusion of Dating a Stark reviews
[Darcy Stark] Two weeks after everyone finds out about her parents, Darcy finds herself having a talk with Clint in her workshop. Apparently, open invitations aren't obvious enough.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - [C. Barton/Hawkeye, Darcy L.] - Complete
The Friendship of Darcy and Spiderman reviews
[Darcy Stark] Darcy Meets Spiderman. Chaos ensues. No, this can not end well for anyone except those two.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Darcy L.
Of Asthma and Archer's Plots reviews
[Hodge-podge Family of Three] Steve is amazed to discover that there is now a treatment for Asthma. Darcy explains the modern understanding of the disease. Bonding occurs. Clint may or may not be plotting. Rated for language. Warning: long established Clint/Phil relationship and parental roles.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - [Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R.] [Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson] - Complete
A Bad Day at School reviews
[Hodge-Podge Family of Three] Just a brief exchange between a 5-year-old Darcy and her father, Phil Coulson. Same universe as 'Of Asthma Attacks and Archer Plots'. Don't ask where this came from, even I don't know.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2012 - [Agent Coulson, C. Barton/Hawkeye] Darcy L. - Complete
Loki Causes Trouble and Fury Dances Ballet reviews
[More Than She Seems] Fury really shouldn't yell at Loki... Takes place sometime during 'Mischief Loves a Challenge'.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Loki, Darcy L., Thor - Complete
A Squirrelly Affair reviews
Clint, Darcy, and a squirrel. Need I say more? Rated for language.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2012 - [Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye] - Complete
Kidnapping and Explosions reviews
[Darcy Stark] Darcy gets kidnapped. The experience leaves her a little shaken, so what does she do? Invents. Tony isn't particularly happy with the results.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/10/2012 - [Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye] [Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.] - Complete
The Funeral of a Friend reviews
The Avengers gather to bury their friend. And get a few surprises along the way. One-shot. Spoiler Alert. Clint/Darcy, Pepper/Tony in case either of those pairs bother anyone
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
3 AM Deals reviews
[Darcy Stark] Steve and Darcy have a talk at 3 am. Deals and revelations ensue.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/10/2012 - [Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye] Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Clint Mopes while Tony Listens reviews
[Darcy Stark] Clint is moping in a bar. Tony is determined to find out why. Rated for allusions to sex. Part of the 'Darcy Stark' stuff, comes before 'Traumatizing Facts...'.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/6/2012 - [C. Barton/Hawkeye, Darcy L.] - Complete
Mischief Loves a Challenge reviews
[More Than She Seems] Sequel to Mischief Loves Company. This is the story of Loki attempting to pursue Darcy while competing with Steve and helping Tony along. Who will Darcy choose?
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,602 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Loki, Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Traumatizing Facts about Darcy reviews
[Darcy Stark] The story of how each of the Avengers, plus Coulson and Jane, came to find out that Tony had a daughter. AU of 'More-Than-She-Seems'. Check out the Authors note inside for details.
Crossover - Thor & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,516 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - [Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye] [A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper] - Complete
Why Clint Never Takes Dating Advice From Others reviews
Or, why you never take dating advice from an astrophysicist, an Asgardian, or any member of the Avengers. Poor Clint Barton...Unrelated to any of my currently running stories.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2012 - [Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.] - Complete
Drinks and Advice From A Former Assassin? reviews
[More Than She Seems] Danya and Natasha have a discussion over vodka shots. Revelations on Danya's part. Sarcasm, anecdotes, and moping abound with some humor thrown in for good measure. Not necessary to understand anything else in the series.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., OC - Complete
First Day Back, and Already Chaos Reigns reviews
[More Than She Seems] Just a short piece reflecting part of Darcy's first day back at SHIELD following the end of Mischief Loves Company. As usual, Loki causes a little bit of trouble.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Steve meets Mayhem reviews
[More Than She Seems] The story of how Steve first meets my oc Danya, who's featured in Mischief Loves a Challenge. This is associated but doesn't directly involve Darcy. Rated for cursing.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Mischief Loves Company reviews
[More-Than-She-Seems] The story of how Loki was distracted from World Domination and an explanation of how Loki knows Darcy so well. Starts a month after Genius Adventures 1.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,802 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Genius Adventures 3: Jane's Confusion reviews
[More Than She Seems] Jane can't figure out why Stark has kidnapped her intern...
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Jane F., Darcy L. - Complete
Darcy's Revenge 2: Erik reviews
[More Than She Seems] Erik learns not to piss of Darcy. Loki helps with glee. Sequel to "Genius Adventures 2: The Stolen Calculations Book". Rated for cursing.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2011 - [Darcy L., Loki] Erik S. - Complete
Genius Adventure 2: The Stolen Calculations Book reviews
[More Than She Seems] Erik discovers something he never would have guessed about Darcy. And steals something she needs. Darcy plots her revenge.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Darcy L. - Complete
Darcy's Revenge reviews
[More Than She Seems]. Fury learns not to anger Darcy. Rated for cursing. Post Genius Adventure #1 and Mischief Loves Company.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Genius Adventure 1: The Wormhole Generator reviews
[More Than She Seems] Tony and Jane start their machine to bring Thor back. Darcy notices a problem. A little bit of humor thrown in. Tony offers a warning, and Fury finds he has reason to be afraid.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/19/2011 - [Jane F., Thor] Darcy L. - Complete
Cat Troubles reviews
Loki and Thor are forced to help Darcy with her cats. Which leads to humor. And a bit of god-breaking. Yes, Odin and Frigga cause quite a bit of trouble for the brothers. Rating for language and the mention of porn.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Thor, Loki, Darcy L., Jane F. - Complete
Twisted Time reviews
Draco is in for the shock of his life. Non-romance story. T only because of one instance of language at the very end of the first chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Coven Wars reviews
Hermione has changed since she first came to Hogwarts, but in way's no one could possibly understand. Living in secret for 9 years. Leaving a web of carefully placed lies in her path. But what happens when one string is pulled? Everything falls down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 62,267 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Drabbles of Those Before the Ring reviews
A series of short, humerus stories dealing mainly with a set of characters who exist long before the ring. Will have some post-Return of the King stories. Read first chapter for character descriptions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010
Red vs Blue reviews
Secret societies, war, deceit. This is what life has been like for Double D for as long as he can remember. However, when a price is placed on the head of a person he knows to be innocent, can he finally do something good and save her life?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Edd, Marie
Senscarica reviews
Hermione has always been different, but Draco never realized how different she was. Now, he's determined to find out exactly what she's hiding, and it definitely wasn't what he was expecting. Undergoing Re-write
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,937 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
From the Darkness, Comes the Innocent reviews
Kuki is in an accident which trigers a change like nothing anyone could have guessed. Now, in a despert attempt to save Kuki, Wally heads out on a quest to find the answers to bring Kuki back. But what he finds is more then he could have ever dreamed of.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3