Princess Kelso
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Joined 07-13-05, id: 854276, Profile Updated: 11-27-11
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.

HI! Wow I haven't been on here in forever. Anyways, I'm Kelsie, I'm a college student, and I still write fanfics. Bite me, otherwise your happy-ass will get over it. I'm not one of those types that gets put out because I get some bad reviews, because let's face it, none of us are pros, especially me. Not everyone likes what I write, and that's fine. But be warned that I only take heed to educated critiquing- if someone reviews saying "I don't like how you wrote Legolas's character" or such and such without giving a well-thought out reason, it goes through one ear and out the other. Why waste my time trying to make everyone happy? I'm not going to alter plots and characters because some 13 year old that only knows how to write grotesque and anemic crap "doesn't like that Legolas doesn't fall in love with someone." Next time, if you want a romance, filter through ROMANCE, not PARODY. :) See? Being smart can be fun :)

So...XD

bows* Princess Kelso, at your service, formerly known as Kelso Queen of Genovia I am a 20-year old Nursing student from Illinois (Sweet pattern of governors, huh?). My town, yes, town, is surrounded by cornfields, and I'm a horrible person cuz I write stories where Legolas actually comes to live in a place like this. I am currently writing a novel series about different world mythologies, but I'd rather not reveal too much of the plots at this time :/...

Likes: LOTR, POTC, HP, POTO, The Sims, Orlando Bloom, reading, writing, painting, playing piano, screaming at random people, road rage, iCarly, Family Guy, Dennis Quaid and Sean Connery jokes, and people with accents!

Dislikes: Dennis Quaid, Sean Connery, getting up early, people who diss nerds, Waverly High School and it's former principal Mama Rhino (Bahaha suspension was GREAT!), P.E., Math and insects.

P.S.!!!!!- WHOA, AN ELF DUDE is about to go under construction and revision. I wrote that thing back in 8th grade and anyone who has read it knows it needs some serious corrections lol, but it will be back up!!

Any questions, comments, concerns I'm here, so feel free to message me!

~Princess Kelso

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Interviews With a Woodelf by dreamingfifi reviews
CAUTION: LEGOLAS IS NOT IN THIS STORY! It's 1998, and a man with a driver's license thirty years out of date has been found. This would be insignificant, but he looks exactly like he did thirty years ago.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,742 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Elf, OC - Complete
The Day School Got TWISTED! by THECheeseTurkey reviews
Woot! And now its is the second half of the year with the lord of the rings charaters as our teachers! Thus starts the all new section! What will happen now? Weird essays, Celeborn the counsler, school clubs, a play, angry dwarves, school news papers and
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 153,053 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2005
Up, Down, Emergency by the.mightiest.pen reviews
OUT OF MY SMALL HIATUS! More detailed summary inside. Post-Avengers. When Loki and Jane first meet, they are both, in a sense, prisoners. What happens when Jane busts Loki out of SHIELD custody? A slow-building Lokane adventure filled with heart, humor, twists and turns, thrills and chills! Come see what you're missing...
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,190 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Loki, Jane F.
When Was The Last Time You? by In The Shadows I Dwell reviews
'We were all broken; we just had to love our broken friends and family with all the love our broken hearts had to give...' - Hermione has been left to face the war alone, what she'll find is that she is not as truly as alone as first thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 89 - Words: 226,317 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Shiver by BlueBird Blues reviews
Loki falls to the earth after his defeat at the hand of his brother. Forced to recover in a lesser body until his powers return, he is taken in by an unsuspecting human. What will he discover at the hands of the race he has come to despise? Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,276 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Loki, OC - Complete
The Painting in the Attic by Athena93 reviews
My dad always used to say that everything in life had a lesson. He was right, of course. After all, imagine all the brilliant lessons I can learn from the wonderful, charismatic Captain Jack Sparrow? Note my sarcasm, people. NOTE MY SARCASM. Will X OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 388,106 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Will T. - Complete
The Water Castle by PinkMartini reviews
Mina decides to go to England with her Medieval Culture class for the summer and visits a castle that a family has owned for centuries. Not knowing what to expect, she meets Legolas and finds out the wonders of his castle and about their tied past.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,346 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Legolas - Complete
Blue Eyes by Starling Rix reviews
Prue, the Princess of Foryyst, runs away from her abusive step-father King of Foryyst and comes across Howl's Moving Castle. She adopts a life in the Castle, but soon discovers the horror behind Howl's blue eyes. Movie based. HowlXOC
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,041 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Howl
Hinting at Magic by Modern Artifact reviews
7 yrs after HPDH. Alice McNally, witty Oxford graduate, gets herself into trouble with the Ministry of Magic for writing a book on a hypothetical magical world; an alternate history is revealed via her dreams. Includes Malfoys, Blaise Zabini, & many more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 158,778 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Souls For Change by Christine Glen Haven reviews
A true love story. After a marriage that fails abruptly, Hermione wants to get away from the main-stream auror office where her ex is involved. She takes the assignment as a Hogwarts-stationed auror where she begins to learn the true meaning of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,198 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Snow White and Her Prince Charming by Yanx's Pen reviews
The Muggle Studies Professor wishes to have the students act in the play: Snow white and Her Prince Charming. The twist is that all the magic in the fairytale really happens. When Hermione gets poisoned by the apple, who will her Prince Charming be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,115 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Legolas Rant by Avalon's mists reviews
Legolas complains about the thing people say about him. And I continue with some plotlessness. WARNING: Do not read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Legolas
Pictor Ignotus by MusicalCharlatan reviews
As an unknown painter manipulates the colors of his masterpiece, so shall the Valar. Maybe that's why they're trying to play matchmaker with the Prince of Mirkwood? ::slightly AU: legomance::
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,298 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Legolas
New world by Irais reviews
Aremi is an average teenager,who just happened to be sucked into ME. Instead of worrying about zits and homework like a normal teen she has to worry about the fate of Middle Earth and staying alive.If that isnt enough,love is knocking at her door.MarySue
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 87,882 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Legolas
Please Remember by Mixed-Signals reviews
COMPLETE!After travelling with the Fellowship, a Slayer from our world goes back to London after the death of her lover. When he's sent back will her love be enough to restore what his death robbed them of? His memories.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,158 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Legolas - Complete
His Great Enemy by iluvsnuffles reviews
Amelina Swan wanted nothing more in life than to gain the attention of the man she loved. They say you never forget your first love. She'll soon forget hers. WillOC stories going to be from COTBP to AWE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,324 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Gandalf the Redneck by Silwyth reviews
It was jest so halarious ah c'dn't resist! Fry mah hide!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Gandalf, Legolas
The Lost Letters of Gandalf by Silwyth reviews
What happened after Gandalf fell in Moria? You don't want to know... WARNING: Reading this may cause insanity or diarrhea.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,236 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Gandalf, Legolas
Slayer Versus Middle Earth by Lucas'sgirl reviews
Events had unfolded as they weren't meant to, so in desperation Gandalf sent for a Champion of the Powers that Be. He is sent a vampire slayer to assist Aragorn, but with two apocalypses and a romance that defies time. Middle Earth will be taken by storm!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 116,319 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Legolas
The Brokenhearted Lion by TiredRaven reviews
How do you heal after losing someone close to you? It's never easy, but despite Wyn Adworth's success in her personal and school life, the hole her brother left will not heal. And as time goes on, the hole seems to get bigger, not smaller. DEAD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,223 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Cedric D., OC
Love and Loss by The White Masque reviews
Laura is dropped into ME and ends up helping the Fellowship on its Quest. On the journey, she finds love, but is it with a Man or an Elf? Unfortunately MSish in the beginning, LegolasOC vs. BoromirOC, & 10 Walker No flames. criticism appreciated!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,444 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Legolas
Against the Grain by tigress33 reviews
Legolas goes to Rivendell to escape heartbreak and teach a young girl how to fight. As she grows up, she opens Legolas' soul to love once again. Story starts 14 years before the Fellowship of the Ring. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,421 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Legolas - Complete
The King, The Prince, and the Minnesota Girl by renaissancegirl23 reviews
Aragorn and Legolas come to my house they try to adjust to life in 2005, and I try to fight off fangirls. Please R and R! This story is now COMPLETE! Please don't hate the ending.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,869 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Black and White by mistopurr reviews
When Legolas has his first encounter with Men, he loses everything: his family, his home, his childhood, his innocence. It is taken from him in ways that he has not seen even in dreams.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 130,809 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Legolas
Starr Struck by crazyroninchic reviews
Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Herenya and the Prince by a-dream-within-a-dream reviews
Set before the Fellowship of the Ring. Upon his return to Mirkwood accompanied by Aragorn and the twins, Legolas encounters a beautiful, clumsey and hotheaded elleth who makes him rethink his roguish ways. LegolasOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,405 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Legolas
May Angels Lead you in by Midnightdreamr reviews
Chapter 2 UP!Legolas sits at the grave of a beloved one.His wife. He wishes her another goodbye.He will miss her...,but she always loved him...,always.This songfic is based on the song Angels Lead you in From Jimmy Eat World. All reviews appreciated.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Legolas
Lord of the Rings: The Third Age by INMH reviews
Based on the RPG game. Berethor, Idrial, Elegost, Hadhod, Morwen and Eaoden arrive at Helms Deep to aid the remaining members of the Fellowship in their quest.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,149 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Fellowship of the Fanfic Writers! by Odeena Sabnach reviews
Direct sequel to 'Legolas and the Really Messed-Up Fanfic'. Seing as writing fics seems a lot of fun, more LotR characters want stories of their own. And since yours truely can't handle that many requests alone, the Fellowship decide to start writing thei
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,159 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Legolas, Boromir
Identity Unveiled, Powers Unsheathed by shiningbanana reviews
To Elizabette Allan, an orphan, home is a dark place of danger and mystery. The only location where she feels safe is in the forest. But when she meets Legolas Thranduilion... COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,419 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Legolas - Complete
The Threat That Was Not by Aisling Niamh reviews
One-shot. Crossover. Alice has just never been the same since the Incident with the Rabbit. She simply wants to stop having adventures! No offensive content.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Legolas - Complete
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Strange Magic reviews
After just being able to catch her breath from one war, Elizabeth Thames is thrown into another. Damn all dark lords to Inferno!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,933 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011 - OC, Legolas
Oh, The Situations I Find Myself In reviews
A bunch of mindless plots concerning disasters I find myself in with a certain elf, and it is certainly no joy ride…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Legolas