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Joined 07-14-05, id: 854599
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

Ship Hermione/Draco! All the cool people are doing it.

Other ships I adore: Jack/Elizabeth (POTC), Phantom/Christine (Phantom of the Opera), Michael/Mia (Princess Diaries).

COMPLETED WORKS

The Hallway Dialogues: Pretty cheesy/fluffy, but I was desperate for fluff then. Things get pretty heated up when Hermione and Draco engage in a little conversation in a deserted hallway. Involves loads of dialogue, insults, an incomplete piece of homework, and surprisingly, even snogging.

Bubblegum: In which Draco Malfoy tries to start up a boyband - and pretty much fails, poor boy.

Queen of My Heart: James/Lily fluff. When James is playing Muggle Poker, he finds himself one card short of a Royal flush - until he stumbles upon an amazing solution.

Girlish Giggles: James/Lily. Sirius Black thinks there's something very wrong with his best friend when he begins to giggle like a girl.

Computer Wizardry: Ron gets access to a computer, so take a look at his conversation with Hermione! 100 Word Drabble. Frankly I rather hate it, but it's still here for sentimentality's sake.

ABANDONED WORKS

What, a Parody: I'm really sorry about this, but this story no longer motivates or inspires me to come up with future chapters, so I'm gonna leave it as it is.

WORKING IT OUT

Mastermind: Likely to be three chapters long, I've got the first one up already. Basically, Hermione Granger tries to get her man - in this case, the very dashing Mr. Draco Malfoy, and she's willing to do anything to snag him.

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Pulse by Anidori-Kiladra reviews
“You’ll always have me, no matter what,” Padma tells Parvati, and George feels another dagger shot of pain at the thought that they have each other, they are still part of their own perfect circle, while he is alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Just Going With It by pinkdigi reviews
When the world falls apart, they only have each other. [PostHBP. HG and RHr, with Horcrux hunt and Final Battle]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 267,271 - Reviews: 3335 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Endless Cliché by Blinded Moon reviews
All of your favorite clichés show up in this humorous oneshot! HarryGinny fluff, Hermione leaving Ron for Draco, JamesLily's lovehate relationship, annoying OC's, time travel, and more! Check it out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How to be Dead by attica reviews
“But you do,” his face breaking into a brilliant smile, summoning little jackhammers upon her heart, as if he was pleased and delighted with this piece of terrible news. “You do fancy me. Dear Merlin, Hermione Granger, you’re in love with me.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Where the Magic Is by Argosy reviews
After Dumbledore’s death, Draco Malfoy vanished completely. Ten years later he may have reemerged as a robber of Muggle banks. Can a bushy haired gal from Magical Law Enforcement find happiness in the arms of a gray eyed Master Criminal? DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,045 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forever by schwartzibrow reviews
What could force Mia to reunite with her exboyfriend six years after they've broken up? MM.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,434 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Letting Go by Cicilianna reviews
[ONESHOT] Who is it that would trade all his tomorrows for one yesterday with Mia? Please Read and Review. I know it's short.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Complete
From Michael’s Computer to Yours by Melika Elena reviews
COMPLETE. It’s been done before, but as Mia would say, “whatever”. Go into the computer and mind of Michael Moscovitz and see his thoughts on his life, his parents, his sister, and most importantly, his sister’s best friend.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,672 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
Most Eligible Bachelorette by xiao chan reviews
[FINISHED] Five years after they've broken up, Michael and Mia continue to stay single. Grandmere starts a romance reality TV show on Mia's behalf and Lilly signs Michael up for the same show. Will sparks fly...again?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,064 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Complete
Riddle's Phantom by Kalia Clyde reviews
Paralyzed, alone, & without certainty that she'll ever get back, Hermione is thrust into the 40's. There she meets a mysterious young man with a dark past & an even darker future, & what could make things more fun than a school play in the mix.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,946 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Secret Santa by paynesgrey reviews
Lavender had some wild ideas mainly one that she initiated at their work party. What's everyone to do when she suggests they pick the name out of a hat of the guy they're going to take home with them? Hermione is NOT happy, or is she? HrH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Hallway Dialogues reviews
A single conversation with Draco Malfoy in a deserted hallway leads to smirking, an incomplete Transfiguration essay, loads of insults and a surprising amount of snogging. Dialogue only, DHr, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bubblegum reviews
Draco Malfoy tries to start up a boyband. DHr, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mastermind reviews
Because, deep down inside, Hermione Granger is a really kinky girl who’ll stop at nothing to get her man. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Queen of My Heart reviews
Poker! James Potter is one Queen of Hearts short of his royal flush: that is, until he looks up and spots a perfect replacement in front of him. Oneshot, LJ, obvious fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Girlish Giggles reviews
Padfoot is horrified, and he has good reason to be: it seems as though his best mate of six years, James Potter, is morphing into a girl, and it’s all the fault of one Lily Evans. LJ, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
What, a Parody? reviews
AU: In a world where Voldemort doesn't exist, Harry Potter leads a crazy life at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry along with hormonal friends, horrible lessons and hairy teachers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Computer Wizardry reviews
What happens when Ronald Weasley tries his hand on a Muggle equipment, the computer? His MSN convo with Hermione is recorded here in all its chatspeak glory. Drabble, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete