Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, Ouran High School Host Club, and Transformers/Beast Wars.
"If life gives you lemons, remember what your parents always said, 'Don't take food from stranger."
"When life gives you lemons, stare at it for a few seconds, poke it, and then return to what you were doing."
"Detail is like bannanas... they have a weird texture and don't always taste good, but they're good for you"
"Its a fandom in a fandom. It's FANCEPTION"
"Scotch is supposed to burn."
"Life's a bottle of Vodka so drink up!"
"Careful or you might end up in my novel."
"We have lives , we just don't have dignity."
- the other sith lord, Fay
"The moral of Hocus Pocus is don't be a virgin...seriously the guy lite the candle and he was a virgin and hell broke loose."
-My ex roomi