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Author has written 110 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Legend of Dragoon, Star Wars, Pokémon, Mass Effect, Yu Yu Hakusho, X-Men, Fire Emblem, Matrix, A song of Ice and Fire, Elder Scroll series, Star Wars, Thor, Game of Thrones, Digimon, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and Avengers.

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Okay, I've tried to find it, and I might as well ask for help on my profile.

I remember a Neon Genesis Evangelion fic on this site that was Shinji/female Kaworu. All I remember clearly about it is that, soon after they met, Shinji and Fem!Kaworu consummated their love against... the kitchen counter, if I recall correctly. Asuka, who was not comatose, came in and began screaming at them, whereupon Fem!Kaworu (who was somewhat yandere towards Shinji) promptly demolished what was left of her sanity. At the end of the story, Fem!Kaworu somehow brought about Third Impact, with Shinji as the only other survivor, and they lived together forever.

It would have been from 2005 or earlier, I think.


While digging through ancient fandom archives for fond memories, I found a quote that perfectly sums up my opinion of "The Cursed Child" and a great deal of post-core-series "canon" in general:

The thread title [C.S. Extra Non-Book Info from JKR VI: "Professor Longbottom's a Raving Drunk!"] comes from a discussion on the last thread about the fact that JKR says completely random things and will probably continue to do so even on her death bed. Darth Gojira had this to say:

"Lily and James will get married!" "But-but-" "LILY AND JAMES WILL GET MARRIED! Albus Severus marries Rose Weasley! Hugo's gay and marries Locran! Lysander marries Neville and Hannah's kid Doreen! Albus commits suicide when he realizes that people don't like the Weasleys!" "Um, ma'am?" "Shut up, I'm on a roll! Professor Longbottom's a raving drunk! Snape returns from the dead and becomes head of Gryffindor! Cho Chang is a Death Eater and is eviscerated!" "Please..." "Harry goes out every winter to piss on Wormtail's grave! S.P.E.W. is outlawed by the Union for Grovelling House-elves!" "Ugh" "Yes, exactly!"

When somebody sarcastically "predicting" the most ludicrous post-hoc additions to canon possible comes within a hair's breadth of predicting a key plot point of "The Cursed Child" (Cedric Diggory becoming a Death Eater), I... think that really says all that can be said.

Did I mention this was from February 2010?


I don't think I'll ever be able to view Voldemort the same way again after realizing he's just Tom Riddle's case of chuunibyou gone terminal.

"Chuunibyou", or "middle-schooler syndrome", is derogatory Japanese slang for the phenomenon of some teenagers convincing themselves they have special destinies, superpowers, and an overwhelming need to give themselves a new, awesome name to match. It tends to peak around fourteen.

Tom Riddle was using the title of "Lord Voldemort" before his sixteenth year, which puts him at what age when he invented it? Yep... about fourteen...


I have an unending and bitter hatred for the fanfiction trope of depicting House-Elves as being reliant on their masters' magic to live. Because Dobby was doing so poorly while freed - wait, no, he was doing great. I can't find any evidence for the entire 'magical parasite' thing in Pottermore canon, either, which means it isn't just an interview I missed.

I find the trope creepy because it's a magical version of actual pro-slavery propaganda - that slaves are so helpless and feckless that they could never live except under the supervision of their masters. Obviously this is false in real life. I'd be fine with the magical analogue being propaganda in-universe, similar to the weird claims about Muggleborns being magic-stealers in the propaganda put out under the Death Eater regime. But for it to be reality in-universe is basically awkward hand-waving that it's all right to own slaves if you're doing it for the slaves' own good.

In stories centering around Harry rebelling against the control of a manipulative Dumbledore, this is not only detestable, it's exquisitely hypocritical.


An interesting thing about movie "Obscurial" canon (which I generally ignore) is that it casts a different light on the fight that led to Ariana's death. As far as I'm aware, the traditional fanon interpretation is for Ariana either to be caught in the crossfire or get hit while attempting to put herself between the three. Fair enough, because Aberforth certainly tries to make it sound that way.

Aberforth is Ariana's partisan. The only fact he gives is that Ariana was "set off". Both he and Albus skip completely over what she actually did and jump right to her death. Reading very carefully also reveals that they say nothing about it being an accident - Albus only mourns that it happened "after all my mother's care and caution" and both brothers had no idea who dealt the killing blow "in that last, horrific fight".

Given what actually happens when an Obscurial goes off, the picture shifts from a three-way brawl, too wild for anyone to tell which particular stray spell took the life of a terrified girl who was just trying to help, to three boys dropping their duel and firing blindly into the central mass of a howling maelstrom of destruction. Which Aberforth later justified, Hagrid-like, as poor little Ariana only wanting to help. She wasn't trying to hurt them - she just "didn't really know what she was doing", that was all.

Again, I generally disregard post-core-series canon, but if it's an indicator of authorial intent regarding the true course of that duel, it's worth noting.


I accidentally came across an old doozy of JKR's:

"So Voldemort himself acts almost like a Horcrux for Harry – except that the power of Lily’s sacrifice is a positive force that not only continues to tether Harry to life, but gives Voldemort himself one last chance (Dumbledore refers to this last hope in chapter 35). Voldemort has unwittingly put a few drops of goodness back inside himself; if he had repented, he could have been healed more deeply than anyone would have supposed."

Let it be known that Harry is literally Wizard Jesus: by imbibing the sacrament of the holy blood, even Voldemort can find redemption!

And, by implication, he could only find redemption because he happened to choose the right boy's blood. Morality has nothing to do with it, only unwitting consumption of abstract "goodness". This makes no sense whatsoever: either even Voldemort deserves the right to repentance or his evil is too great for any repentance to be meaningful. Redemption does not come in a 12 oz aluminum can.

Leaving morality entirely aside and assuming this refers only to whether or not Voldemort can induce self-soul-repair - that means Harry's blood, empowered by Lily's sacrifice, is a potent magical ingredient capable of repairing even the most grievously wounded souls, much as phoenix tears are capable of repairing even the most grievously wounded bodies. Since killing splits the soul, Harry's blood should be incorporated into both prisoner-rehabilitation and veteran-PTSD-treatment programs. After all, it can heal even a hardened serial killer, soaked to the bone in black magic and unspeakable abominations, "more deeply than anyone would have supposed" - imagine what it would do for ordinary folks!

(The two major fanfiction handwaves would be using it as general-purpose trauma repair, on the grounds that most traumas surely rend the soul less than seven Horcruxes, and redeeming the hot villain of the author's choice for an eventual Harry romance. Yes, including Voldemort.)


Miscellaneous Harry Potter fan fiction notes:

  1. It is frequently believed, because of what Neville SAYS, that he's nearly a Squib (before he gets his own wand, at least). This is purest nonsense. He accidentally hurls Flitwick across the room while practicing Levitating Charms and melts cauldrons in Potions. Those indicate that his problem is the exact OPPOSITE of too little magic. If anything, since "Deathly Hallows" indicates that spells cast with an incompatible wand tend to fizzle, any spell failures can be put down to that, and accidentally flipping Flitwick with an incompatible wand is even more telling of Neville's true magical strength. He lacks control and wand compatibility -- not power.
  2. In Super!Harry fics, it really ought to be remembered that Voldemort (and Dumbledore, if manipulative!Dumbledore) was canonically ludicrously intelligent and competent in school and has had four decades (nine, in Dumbledore's case) of preparation and study after that, not counting time spent barely subsisting in Albania. Voldemort can be handicapped by Horcrux-induced mental rotting; a default manipulative!Dumbledore isn't. That is to say, by default, he's a super-intelligent wizard with a legendary wand, Phoenix familiar, at least brief Philosopher's Stone access, extensive political and administrative power, a paramilitary personality cult, and ninety years in which to chain together spells, resources, and plots to increase his effective reach in ways that would make the most shameless powergamer woozy. Oh -- I forgot, he's a Legilimens too. Defeating him without HBP-esque intelligence debuffs is left as an exercise to the attentive reader.
  3. Harry/Ginny should be a better pairing than it is. Ginny, unlike any other character in Harry's age group, has received the full brunt of a piece of Voldemort's soul deceiving her, exploiting her, and ultimately attempting to suck her dry. In the wake of OOTP, she could have understood that part of Harry's trauma in a way even his closest friends couldn't manage, formed a bond with him, and shared his personal need to take down Voldemort. (This would also have been aided by the aborted plan for Mr. Weasley to actually die in OOTP, since she also would have lost a parent to Voldemort.) There's a lot of unmined potential in Harry/Ginny, but the lackluster canon portrayal seems to have soured many on it entirely. A real shame.
  4. Ron/Hermione is canonically abusive. If this is unclear, imagine Herman Granger attacking Veronica Weasley with birds because she dared be in a relationship with someone else while he was secretly crushing on her, or pummeling "every inch of [her] [he] could reach" because she admittedly did something very stupid. For this reason, I always get somewhat confused when a fanfic has Ron as a violent, insanely jealous spouse-beater and Hermione as the terrified, battered spouse... on account of canon portraying exactly the reverse situation.
  5. Slytherin publicly notifies everyone that its values are cunning, resourcefulness, and ambition, which is very generous. Since the Sorting Hat lets students have final override on their Houses, I expect all the truly deceptive and untrustworthy people actually congregate in... Hufflepuff.
  6. Useful numbers: the HP wiki puts the Wizarding population of the U.K. at ~15,000 and the magical population at 1 in ~4150. Helpful for calculating proportions.
  7. I thought it was overpowered fanon nonsense, but it's canon: judging from Hermione, an advanced post-sixth-year student can cast their own 'Undetectable Space-Expanding Charms', also known as unlimited Bags of Holding. And, since she stuffs that beaded bag full of books and supplies into her sock without adverse effects or any apparent ball-and-chain around her leg, they're Bags of Holding with complete weight nullification. So does your Super!Harry want to drag the contents of all sixteen of his Gringotts vaults in his pockets? Let him - it's canon. (But decency holds you should forbid putting such bags inside of each other, lest he end up shoving the contents of a couple of universes into his backpack)
  8. Transfiguration, as seen in HBP and then used in DH, allows a reasonably proficient witch or wizard to completely modify their facial appearance. This begs the questions: why the Hell did Peter Pettigrew turn into a rat for thirteen years rather than changing his face and living a normal life under a new identity? Why did Sirius remain on the run during GOF rather than wandering around Hogsmeade with a new face? You might think there's some spell to detect fugitives regardless of changed appearances, but Mr. Undesirable Number One cheerfully runs about a Voldemort-controlled Ministry under Polyjuice without detection, so that can't be the case. No need for "glamours": this is fully canon.
  9. Speaking of security issues: the OOTP Ministry after-hours visit has the possible excuse that the Death Eaters disarmed all security protocols to allow Harry to walk into the ambush, but the DH Ministry raid doesn't. There is NO anti-Polyjuice provision? ANYONE can mug a Ministry employee and steal their identity? What sort of war is this? Writing a story in which Intelligent!Harry snaps Wizarding Britain's power structure in two using nothing but Polyjuice abuse is left as an academic exercise. (For particularly obscene results, allow Time-Turners. "At the end of a particularly taxing day - or had it been a month? - Harry gladly collapsed into bed, having played the roles of the entire Wizengamot...")
  10. On the subject of Polyjuice: I cannot understand why JKR introduced a character whose powers amounted to an unlimited supply of Polyjuice if her only purpose was to be Remus Lupin's uterus.
  11. On the subject of Remus Lupin: why do authors criticize him for never checking on Harry (which may be explainable by unseen anti-werewolf laws, something like "A registered werewolf may not come within 100 meters of children younger than eleven") and not for the far more grievous matter of never revealing the Animagus form of a supposed mass murderer, or the secret passages he might have been using, while said supposed mass murderer was roaming a school full of children?
  12. Fans of the D&D computer game Neverwinter Nights may remember a character class called the Shadowdancer, whose merit chiefly consisted of one overpowered ability: Hide in Plain Sight. Using said ability, a character could walk up to a target while hidden, attack, and renew concealment even with their target staring directly at them. (I am aware it also exists in the tabletop game, but its implementation in the computer game's engine was apparently particularly overpowered.) My question: isn't this exactly what the Cloak of Invisibility enables? Is there any fic in which James and/or Harry abuses this as a "fighting style"?
  13. It's "Quirrell", not "Quirrel". I mention this because I'm fairly sure I've made this mistake a few times, and have certainly seen it in many stories.
  14. "Born as the seventh month dies" is canonically taken to be the seventh month of the year. However, it could easily be the seventh month of pregnancy. Ta-da - the prophecy is no longer limited to July births, and your fic can now feature Chosen One Draco Malfoy, Ronald Weasley, or Ernie Macmillan. They just have to be born two months prematurely. Zarohk Korobase notes that the seventh month could also refer to "September".
  15. Fun fact: in "Deathly Hallows", the plot bangs through four Horcruxes in a single day (Goblet, Diadem, Nagini, and Scar). The entirety of Chamber of Secrets was dedicated to one Horcrux (Diary), Dumbledore destroys one Horcrux (Ring) between books, and half of Deathly Hallows was spent taking out one Horcrux (Locket).

And a rant:

[Content note: discussion of child abuse]

"An Obscurus is developed under very specific conditions: trauma associated with the use of magic, internalised hatred of one’s own magic and a conscious attempt to suppress it. The Dursleys were too frightened of magic ever to acknowledge its existence to Harry. While Vernon and Petunia had a confused hope that if they were nasty enough to Harry his strange abilities might somehow evaporate, they never taught him to be ashamed or afraid of magic. Even when he was scolded for ‘making things happen’, he didn’t make any attempt to suppress his true nature, nor did he ever imagine that he had the power to do so."

-J.K. Rowling

I was unaware that locking a child in a cupboard for doing magic (whether or not they called it such) didn't teach him to be ashamed or afraid of doing so. And Vernon specifically says Harry's "freakishness" was "nothing a good beating wouldn't have cured", if I recall correctly -- he certainly gave it some thought, even if fear or some last scrap of human decency held him back.

Furthermore, abused children are a good deal more attentive than JKR thinks. As a matter of pain minimization, they learn to pick up quickly on what enrages their abusers, even if -- especially if -- their abusers can never be bothered to specify what they did wrong. And 'they get particularly vicious towards me right after something freakish occurs' is a relatively easy pattern to recognize.

As far as the magnitude of the Dursleys' abuse, Harry casually mentions in DH that he's unsurprised by the mental effects of food deprivation because "he had suffered periods of near starvation at the Dursleys'". Starving a growing child can lead to permanent physical and mental stunting, digestive system dysfunction, and all sorts of other nasty side effects. Including death, by the way, because abusers are infamously incompetent at estimating the caloric needs of children.

I'm supposed to believe that, in an abusive and life-threatening environment, a child would not make the necessary connections and, whether he thought it possible or not (the Dursleys would not be the first abusers to expect the literally impossible), at least desperately attempt whatever actions he thought might prevent his abusers from becoming his murderers?

Now, perhaps in the bizarre AU which JKR describes, in which the Dursleys were nothing more than "nasty" to Harry and only "scolded" him for accidental magic, Harry was at absolutely no risk of going the way of Ariana Dumbledore. But in the environment described in canon, he most certainly was.

And, if JKR didn't want to deal with the unpleasant implications of Harry's childhood upon the introduction of Obscurial canon, she shouldn't have made the man who knowingly condemned Harry to "ten dark and difficult years" Ariana's brother.

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Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,542 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 409 - Published: 11/29/2020 - Complete
Hermione Throatslasher: Goblin King by Potterwatcher reviews
"They were addressing her as though they thought that she was the friggin' goblin king, which she was pretty sure she was both the wrong gender and species for." Poor Hermione. All she wanted was to get her supplies in Diagon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 173 - Published: 11/3/2020
Complete Detachment by 9adam4 reviews
(Prequel trilogy self-insert.) Can a sociopathic Obi-wan Kenobi with sufficient knowledge of the Star Wars universe subvert prophecy and save Anakin Skywalker? There's a Galaxy of possibilities... and just as many obstacles.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 81,032 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/2/2020 - Published: 6/22/2020 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Harry Potter and the Power of Wololo by EmperorNefarious1 reviews
Harry found an interesting old magic while preparing for the Triwizard Tournament. Will Hermione's sanity survive this new power?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Age of Empires - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/19/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Too Many Champions by maschl reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to help Fred and George to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire. Then, they enter some more names. Chaos ensues... A story that combines humour, logic, canon concepts, and some unique plot bunnies into a 4th-year tale that's hopefully different. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,506 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 10/17/2020 - Published: 1/24/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Little Help Toward Destiny by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Young Jon Snow finds a book in the Winterfell library that gives him tasks to become stronger and cleverer. Watch how his life and his destiny change as a result. One-shot Gamer!GoT.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,187 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 535 - Published: 10/13/2020 - Jon S., Ghost - Complete
Hidden Tales From The Chamber of Secrets by Polydicta reviews
The now obligatory selection of plot-bunnies, orphaned scenes, omakes and idiocy that sometimes bring my mind to a grinding halt. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation. Brain-bleach recommended!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 70,890 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 10/10/2020 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P.
SAO: The Eroge by SaintInfernalNeos reviews
Many people wish their lives could become a videogame...the thing is, though, few actually bother specifying WHICH type of game. Kirigaya Kazuto will realize it's not as 'obvious' as it should be when he wakes up one day with the 'power' to raise 'Flags', unlock 'Routes' and gain 'Affection Points'. Will his Sanity survive what's about to come his way...?
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 257,688 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 3,846 - Updated: 10/1/2020 - Published: 3/31/2018 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Leafa/Suguha K., Argo]
Butterfingers by Leicontis reviews
"I slipped, Master." His tone offered no apology, only explanation. "Slipped." Now she deployed the one-eyebrow-raised expression that says 'Talk fast, and make it good'. "Just call me 'Butterfingers'."
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/23/2020 - Complete
Parliamentary Procedure by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Harry Potter becomes annoyed with the Postwar Do-Nothing Wizengamot, and suggests that a monkey might be able to do the job. His familiar, a beautiful grey Adder, convinces him that a snake would do just as well. Thus, a legend is born, and the Wizarding World would never be the same. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 139 - Published: 9/20/2020 - Harry P., OC, Xenophilius L. - Complete
Lightning and War by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPTMR. Harry and Tom are pursuing Harry's cousin Jonquil Potter into Tom's dangerous, paranoia-ridden world. In addition to finding Jonquil, they need to deal with Dumbledore, Tom's associates, and dangerous fluctuations in Harry's magic. Sequel to Jonquils and Lightning. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 106,061 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 8/30/2020 - Published: 10/21/2018 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.] Merope G., Abraxas M. - Complete
Lily Versus Pureblood Politics by Galdric reviews
In many universes evil versions of Albus Dumbledore and James Potter use pureblood politics to bind Lily Evens into servitude. In this universe Lily, the smartest witch of her generation, takes matters into her own hands. Featuring MOB!Dumbledore and Scumbag!James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/9/2020 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kagekage by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
Shikimaru becomes the world's strongest ninja. By doing absolutely nothing. What is his secret? [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/5/2020 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Amongst the Stars by MidnightEmber reviews
As Viserys Targaryen lies at the feet of Khal Drogo, gold pouring over silver hair, he understands the truth of the term 'fire can not kill a dragon' for he would rise again.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,887 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 12/13/2014
Canaries and Consequences by Saintzor reviews
HBP Divergence: Hermione's canaries causes Ron to suffer a wound he will never be able to heal. Ron-Centric. (Not for Hermione Stans)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,850 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/3/2020 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,373 - Reviews: 4208 - Favs: 4,315 - Follows: 3,666 - Updated: 5/27/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Supermarket Fight Corona by LionessCersei reviews
Cersei gets arrested for fighting at the supermarket and Jaime has to go bail her out.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/7/2020 - Jaime L., Cersei L. - Complete
Spiritual Annoyance by Haugh Wards reviews
Voldemort, angry at Harry Potter's continual survival, has someone close to the boy killed. However, he wasn't expecting the consequence of an annoying, nagging ghost. Voldemort is not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/30/2020 - Complete
The Wheel Unbroken by The Animaniac Dude reviews
"This is magic, Jon. This is some sort of hellish magic, the work of the Other himself. Who else would benefit from turning back time and undoing a war that saved the lives of every man, woman and child in Westeros, except the demons who lost? Father and Ser Rodrik have taught me how to lead men, and fight men who live and bleed, but this? This dream of yours? It's absolutely mad."
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 109,717 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 4/22/2020 - Published: 8/1/2019 - Jon S.
Soft Loving, the Fight for Peace, and Other Fanciful Devotions by Tsume Yuki reviews
Centuries of selective breeding, of spouses chosen for their looks, abilities and genetics. Sasuke knows his family history well. He's also well aware Naruto's the only one for him. The ancestors can't stop him and that pesky 'You must be 16 to marry even if you're actually a 17 year old who time travelled to your younger body' situation is only gonna slow him down. (Female Naruto)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 891 - Published: 4/19/2020 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Kakashi H.
Star Wars: The Legacy Continues by Hear My Fury reviews
Caden, a bounty hunter finds himself on the desert planet of Jakku where he meets a mysterious girl, a droid and a man claiming to be from the Resistance. They pull him into this journey of theirs where he discovers his true destiny.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,422 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/4/2020 - Published: 12/18/2019 - [Rey, OC] Finn, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
look how long this soul can hold its breath by Sandungera reviews
Tom Riddle reflects on soulmates. Soulmate AU. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2020 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Daphne's Letter from the Future by TomHRichardson reviews
Two days after returning home from fifth-year classes and O.W.L. exams, Daphne Greengrass finds on her pillow, a letter from her much-older self. Included in this letter is a Muggle envelope addressed to Harry Potter from his much-older self. This is an alt-universe GreenPot Harmony (H/Hr and HP/DG) story that bashes Albus Dumbledore and Ron Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,209 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 3,176 - Follows: 2,788 - Updated: 3/26/2020 - Published: 12/3/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.] Albus D. - Complete
Crimson Mistakes by moonfeather58 reviews
After coming across a dying Draco and escorting him to the hospital wing, Severus Snape comes back to take Harry to the Headmaster's office for his crime. There Harry faces an unlikely consequence for his foolish actions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20/2020 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
The Only Right Choice by guubear reviews
Shepard was a total noob during the first play through. She made terrible choices, skipped quests, and she didn't buy any DLCs. Hopefully she would do a better job saving the galaxy at new game plus. Rate M for sex and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 219,558 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 3/16/2020 - Published: 1/28/2016 - [Shepard, Liara T'Soni]
Marriage Law Rejection Letters by Sakura Lisel reviews
When the Ministry of Magic enacts a Marriage Law some time after the final battle against Voldemort, this is the reaction from most of the population who's against the idea.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 361 - Words: 165,502 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 3/2/2020 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., OC
Dark Prince Rises by Ronin2106 reviews
Henry James Potter has been betrayed by his family and Light, having been sent to Azkaban for defeating reborn Tom Riddle and his Basilisk. Two years later, with Voldemort once more living, he is given a chance to avenge himself and punish both the Light and the Dark. Enemies of the Dark Prince beware, for he knows no mercy. Older!Dark!PowerfulHarry. Bashing!Light and Potters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 221,524 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 2,719 - Follows: 2,645 - Updated: 2/25/2020 - Published: 7/6/2019 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Regulus B., Cassiopeia B. - Complete
Molly Weasley and the Second Cousin by ZebJeb reviews
Molly's children do not know much about her second cousin, besides him being an accountant or something. She has a good reason to keep her family in the dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 191 - Published: 2/15/2020 - Molly W. - Complete
The Rod of God by Zero Rewind reviews
Set in the Deathly Hallows. Harry and Ron die instead of Dobby in the escape from Malfoy Manor. Hermione, forced to bury them at Shell Cottage, devises a plan to end the war once and for all. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/1/2020 - Hermione G. - Complete
Little Bouts of Randomness by Redbayly reviews
My collection of one-shots, drabbles, and ideas that could go somewhere in the future. I have been reading the same kind of collections by Roschach's Blot and Clell and figured I should do one of my own because those two are my fanfiction idols. Rated for safety, please enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,364 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 1/30/2020 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Rise of the Dark Lord (Discontinued for the forseeable future) by I LIKE FEAR 1-2 reviews
In the Shadows of the North, he waited. The Dark Lord was prepared, all he needed was a vessel. His army was ready, his wrath terrible. The world would once again, fear his power. Now the Dark Lord has his sights on someone. The one man who could hold the fate of Westoros in his hand, is about to receive aid from the most unlikely of places.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,088 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 1/25/2020 - Published: 6/3/2018 - [Daenerys T., Sansa S., Jon S., Arya S.]
To Duel or Not to Duel by Captain Compass reviews
A more desperate and smarter Harry responds to Voldemort's challenge to a duel in a most unusual way. Canon. Not a part of my Honestly Harry series. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/11/2020 - Harry P., Voldemort
Mudpuppy by AmeBuchanan reviews
It wasn’t smart to touch Bellatrix’s things. Someone didn’t send Rodolphus the memo. AU- Minor Voldemort involvement - Graphic Violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2020 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.] Rodolphus L. - Complete
Annihilating Albus by senawario reviews
One responsible adult realises the inevitable (much earlier than he would have under a different author!) and decides to do something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,559 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 12/5/2019 - Published: 12/16/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Power of Felix Felicis by The Pessimist Prophet reviews
Harry and Headmaster Dumbledore have seen Professor Slughorn's forged memory. In a moment of desperation, Harry decides to utilize the full, most unfair capabilities of Felix Felicis, and they embark on a mission of destroying Voldemort and all of his Horcruxes within twelve hours. (Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/21/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Powerful Men by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. Tom didn't know whose idea it was that a mysterious man who had walked out of the Veil of Death should be the guest lecturer for Defense Against the Dark Arts while Professor Merrythought dealt with some kind of magical emergency, but he could thank them. And curse them. Henry Evans changes Tom's life. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 256 - Published: 11/18/2019 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
All was Definitely Not Well by TomHRichardson reviews
4 September, 2017: It has been nineteen years and some months since the Battle of Hogwarts; and three days since Hermione and her husband Ron put two of their children on the Express. Hermione Weasley wakes up sick, thinking she has the flu. But actually, twenty years' worth of potions all are wearing off. This is a post-Epilogue H/Hr story that bashes Molly, Ron and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,816 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 11/8/2019 - Published: 10/10/2019 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
My Last Hurt by Kefalion reviews
Tom is confounded and intrigued by the new Defense Against Dark Arts Professor, and the intrigue is mutual. Harry Potter is hiding something. And that something is huge. Dark Time Travel AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/29/2019 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Glorious by NotAMuggleMiss reviews
The first time Lavender opened her eyes after the Battle of Hogwarts, she was immediately met with the pity in her mother's gaze. EWE HP/LB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/9/2019 - [Lavender B., Harry P.] - Complete
White to Move, Mate in Two by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. While spying on Voldemort in the Shrieking Shack, Harry gets an idea, and things change very fast.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 143 - Published: 9/29/2019 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tales From the Cutting Room Floor: Harry Potter by EdStargazer reviews
Various crack and idea kernals that would not survive alone. Many tropes involved and more than occasional Dumbles bashing. September 26, 2019 Slytherins Are Evil!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 63,930 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 9/26/2019 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Harry P.
A Little Thing Called Reincarnation by thatdamnuchiha reviews
Sakura has an odd fascination with longswords, silver, and diamonds. Sasuke loves insulting her, not to mention his habits of setting himself on fire whilst fighting his 'rival'. They don't get along. In fact, the only thing they ever agree on is a shared fear of fountains – of all things to be frightened of. Naruto is a normal loudmouth of a dead last. Kakashi likes normalcy.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/10/2019 - Ecthelion, Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Crime and punishment by AWanderingSoulSometimesLost reviews
Someone had to be blamed for Mother's death. Someone had to be punished.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2019 - Cersei L., Tyrion L., Joanna L. - Complete
The Warren by DarkKing666 reviews
My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 8/25/2019 - Published: 2/13/2011
The Moon Child's Dart by Flora Winters reviews
Spending years seeking justice for his murdered parents, Dart returns home, finding it in flames. Now he has to rescue his best friend and find out who ordered his kidnapping and the destruction of his village. Epic story. Language, MM, OC, Violence
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,692 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/1/2019 - Published: 3/15/2012
Like an Erumpent in a Graveyard by tyrannicpuppy reviews
We've all had a gut feeling that something was very wrong, but Harry Potter has been through so much more that he has a higher threshold for weird feelings. Meaning when he gets one, he tends to listen to it. So, what happens when he gets this feeling before grabbing the Triwizard Cup and instead accidentally knocks it into one of the many dangerous beasts in the maze with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 300 - Published: 7/31/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Amelia B., Amos D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Breaking of the Blood Wards by ZebJeb reviews
Harry has had enough and decides to prematurely to break the Blood Wards around Privet Drive. Dumbledore's reaction doesn't go as Harry expects. Set at start at 5th year. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 241 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 4,016 - Follows: 3,182 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Snapped Necks by Dr Alice reviews
A story I wrote for my sister's birthday and thought I'd post it here. Just to clarify, this is a parody: I love the books but if you are not in the mood for gentle mockery of our man Reacher, this may not be the story for you.
Jack Reacher series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2019 - Complete
Outrages So Hideous by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry knows that everyone would be disappointed in him. Hell, he's disappointed in himself. But he just doesn't see any other way to change the rotten structure of wizarding society. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 144 - Published: 7/20/2019 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
Super Mega Death Fox by TheNineTailedNinja reviews
The Kyuubi is bored and lonely, and the villagers treat Naruto like crap. The tailed beast does his best to raise Naruto, but giant chakra foxes make for terrible parents.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/19/2019 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Harry Potter and Latent Content of Dreams and it's link to Lycanthropy by Redwood 2.0 reviews
This is basically self loathing crack fic set in The Prisoner of Azkaban. I was forced to write it for a uni course and I thought some of you would get a good laugh out of it. It's Harry Potter but if that quack Sigmund Freud made the magic. Also I made Lupin and Sirius gay for one another because my professor asked me not to make characters gay for no reason. (one shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2019
Seven Compulsions by CourtneyEllen reviews
The Battle of Hogwarts should have been the ending of the Horcruxes... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2019 - Complete
And, The Giant Awoke by RemoWilliams reviews
What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,528 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 4,025 - Follows: 4,217 - Updated: 5/20/2019 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Tyrion L.
Looped by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Lily Potter dies in a flash of green light on Hallowe'en, 1981, and finds herself back in September, 1971. And then, a decade later, again. And again. And again... One-shot. Warning: Horror, 'M' rating, repeated character deaths (including of the protagonist.) Author notes expanded to address witch & wizard idiocy, 6th March 2020. 25th April 2021: typing error corrected.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Groundhog Day - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/20/2019 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
As Though He Were Your Own by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate universe. Following the death of his parents on 31st October, 1981, Harry Potter gets a slightly different upbringing from canon. Rated 'T' on account of reference to physical violence and bullying by ten year olds. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4/2019 - Harry P., Dudley D., Piers P. - Complete
Potter's Revenge by daled73 reviews
What happens when the "powers that be" decide the Hero shouldn't be allowed to upset any pureblood apple carts?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/21/2019
A Different Confession by Churchillwaswrong reviews
When Ned Stark is dragged before Baelor's sept instead of confessing to trying to steal Roberts throne, he tells the truth for the whole realm to hear.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/25/2019 - Arya S., Cersei L., Robb S.
Back Home by IshipALLTHETHINGS reviews
When Gwen Stacy is thrown back into her dimension, she had only one goal. Get back home to Mary Jane.
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/19/2019 - Gwen S., Mary Jane W. - Complete
AAML: Diamond and Pearl version by EchidnaPower reviews
Follow me as I remake the DP episodes in order and in sequence, all so I can add the biggest star besides Ash himself. Misty! Watch her and Ash's love grow as they go on their journey. A Pokeshipping series. Also includes Penguinshipping, Handymanshipping, slight mentions of Contestshipping, and a Brock shipping to be named later. Oh yeah, there's PikachuXBuneary here too.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 901,591 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 3/5/2019 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] Brock/Takeshi, Dawn/Hikari
Unforeseen Consequences by MBurris reviews
What happens when your unbeatable soldier is living a civilian life? One-shot, a look at justification for Dumbledore's actions and what would happen after his plan played out. No time for pairings - imagine your favorites.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/12/2019 - Complete
Hermione Granger and The Obliviated Parents by ZebJeb reviews
Twenty years after returning her parents' memory, Hermione reflects on how well things worked out with her parents. Her parents have a differing opinion. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 121 - Published: 2/11/2019 - Hermione G., Dr. Granger, Mrs. Granger - Complete
In Zod We Trust by PoolHero reviews
Come witness my rise to godhood, my legend. As I tear through obstacles, and bring down gods from their high places making them kneel before me. As I raze the very heavens, as I take my fate into my very own hands! DCEU transmigration reincarnation fic. Pseudo SI as Kryptonian.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,227 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 2/9/2019 - Published: 10/29/2018
Christmas Carol by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry never gets to have a nice, peaceful holiday. Christmas Eve is no exception. Harry/Ginny (with arguing), post-canon, mild Charles Dickens crossover. Complete ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2018 - Harry P., Ginny W., Death - Complete
So How Can I Weaponize This? by longherin reviews
This started as a short story about how nerd weaponizes light. Now it is 'how quickly can we cover the entire Harry Potter series while adding progressively more technology and research into the mix.' Still a stupid story for the sake of stupid stories, though. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 138,284 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 12/23/2018 - Published: 12/25/2015 - OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Girl with Silver-Blue Hair by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate Universe. Rodolphus and Rabastan Lestrange were killed in the 1970's, and a girl with silver-blue hair ended up being born a generation earlier... A few rough sketches set in the summer and early autumn of 1991. One-shot. Rated 'T'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/17/2018 - Harry P., Delphi Riddle - Complete
A Monster's Family by Jiu-jitsu dude reviews
She was a monster. He was most definitely something else...they made it work. A series of one-shots based on 'A Monster's Marriage.'
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 930 - Published: 12/2/2018 - Jaune A., Cinder F.
Shattered Curses by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPLM. Harry has had such terrible luck in dating that he suspects he has a curse on him. He comes up with an idea to break it: date someone so terrible for him that the curse will give up. He picks Lucius Malfoy as the obvious worst choice. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 180 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Lucius M., Harry P.] - Complete
Issues of Magic by noctisxsol reviews
Magic is a strange and uncontrollable beast, one small thing changes and who knows what can result. Actually, I do. Madness. Complete, utter, and hilarious madness. Everything that can go wrong with Voldemort's Resurrection. Crack. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/17/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort
Blood and Justice by GoldenGail3 reviews
In which justice is served to King Rhaegar, the first of his name, and Queen Lyanna Stark, his wife, for their actions - begins at the end of Robert's Rebellion.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,664 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 10/9/2018 - [Lyanna S., Rhaegar T.] Jon S., Aegon T.
The Chains To My Life Are Strong by USAAuror reviews
Arthur is internally compelled to purchase Harry and Ginny's wedding gift at a muggle shopping mall. As he looks for the gift, it becomes increasingly more clear why he had to be there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,004 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2018
Little Whinging Pet Shop by TheBeardedOne reviews
A repository of story fragments for Harry Potter (which I do not own).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 76,365 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 10/22/2018 - Published: 4/19/2014
Albus Dumbledore and his Grim Reaper by ZebJeb reviews
A parody of the "Harry gets sent back in time by Grim Reaper" stories, from the point of view of an Albus Dumbledore who doesn't know about the time travel. *One Shot*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/19/2018 - Albus D. - Complete
Master of Shadows by ShiKuVeSiAquEn reviews
Naruto takes his Shadow Clone Jutsu to the logical extreme. Full Usage of Kage Bunshin's potential. Eventual Strong!Naruto. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,758 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 9/12/2018 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Naruto U.
The Worst Son-in-Law by Prince Badman reviews
During the marriage Hyuga Hiashi was happy and satisfied with his son-in-law. He had thought he got all the things he wanted in his son-in-law. So what happened that makes him see Naruto as a vile monster? It is not the Kyubi that is for sure, so what on earth is the reason? ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/10/2018 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Hanabi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
these words we speak (we savour them) by Someone aka Me reviews
Theo Nott has 106,729 words to speak before he dies. Only his soulmate can replenish them. Except, Theo doesn't want his soulmate. Theo just wants Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2018 - [Theodore N., Blaise Z.] - Complete
Known Power by jlluh reviews
The power Harry knows and Voldemort does not. Oneshot. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/4/2018 - Harry P., Albus D., Dobby - Complete
A Knight and His Lady by Myst Knight reviews
Alma becomes jealous of Agrias' skill with the sword, and her close friendship with Ramza. Agrias sees it differently, however, and offers a knight's viewpoint on the Beoulve siblings' bond. Ramza/Alma, Agrias/Ovelia
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,580 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2018 - Published: 1/18/2016 - [Ramza.B, Alma.B] [Agrias.O, Ovelia.A] - Complete
Kill the Boy by MovinTarget666 reviews
Bran is experimenting still with the abilities that he gained as the Three Eyed Raven. Recalling what had happened with Hodor, he attempts to do it again, but in the opposite direction. He succeeds, though not as cleanly as he would have liked
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,989 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 7/8/2016 - [Jon S., Ygritte] Tyrion L., Eddard S.
Outsider Chronicles: Thats So Wrong by Dis Lexic reviews
Getting reborn into the world of Harry Potter is...interesting. I'm sure that many reading would think that it'd be great, but what if you were Harry's sibling in a WBWL story? Yeah, thats me. Now I have to deal with annoying parents, gold diggers and annoying 'friends'. Still, its not all bad. At least Harry's new family and friends are the hero type.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,727 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 435 - Published: 7/3/2018 - Harry P., Ginny W., OC, Dragon
Eragons Return by HG4EVER69 reviews
Eragon returns after to Alagaesia nearly a 100 years gone to surprise the one he has missed the most.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2018 - Complete
The Dream Must End by Animangod reviews
Real Fai is a dreamseer and sees what will happen, depending on his choice. Are you really depressed right now? Maybe read this later. Because there is so much dead people and dying people in here.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2018 - Fai, Fei Wong, Kurogane, Yuui - Complete
Never Get the Sorting Hat Mad at You by elvirakitties reviews
Dumbledore really upset the sorting hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 153 - Published: 3/26/2018 - Complete
Guilt by bleeb90 reviews
When Minato stood at the fresh corpse of his beloved wife, with Naruto in his hands, the ink of the seal not even dry he had known it: his fate was sealed. There was no way out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Wrong-Boy-Who-Died by Carnivore4 reviews
Harry Potter is the infamous Boy-Who-Died, the twin brother of Luka, the BWL. Their first year of hogwarts will be filled with manipulations, opposing Dumbledore, friendship, and Romance. James Potter lives, while Lily died, but not by Voldemort's hand. Slash, but no romance until fourth year. NOT a cliché WBWL fic. Warnings: Abuse, death, suicide, implied rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,937 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/17/2018 - Published: 1/5/2018 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Death
There Are Things by hyugesoo reviews
James Potter loved his wife and friends, but he loved his son more than anything in the world. And he wasn't taking any chances with little Harrison's life. My take on the godlike!dark Harry trope. Harry/OC, HPDM, HPSS, One-sided HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,408 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/6/2018 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, OC
Just a matter of time by Himeneka reviews
Kakashi is confused. (Short time-travel oneshot)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/5/2018 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Last Couple on Earth by jlluh reviews
Harry and Hermione seek to avert Armageddon by altering a small but oddly impactful moment. COMPLETE (probably)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/14/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Lack Of Character by Gojirob reviews
The most hated character in the HP Universe is facing an overdue trial, and her advocate has no choice but to try and do the impossible to fulfill a valid but absurd request.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/8/2018 - Complete
HPMOR Crack: A Questionable Harry Potter by Appliciousness reviews
Somewhere in the multiverse, Harry Potter came out a little differently than expected...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/2/2018 - Complete
Harry's accidental rescue by slytherinsal reviews
In which Harry is contemplating killing himself before the Triwizard tournament can do so, and goes to ask Professor Moody's advice ... as soon as Barty Crouch leaves his office. Suicide issues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,407 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 214 - Published: 1/7/2018
A Nasty Common Name by littlewhitecat reviews
Harry Potter, Harry J. Potter, Harry James Potter…such a nasty common name Aunt Petunia had always said. Turns out she was at least partially right…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 262 - Published: 1/3/2018
Aunt Bella by FFcrazy15 reviews
"And that was the other thing, the big one. When Neville had last been at his Gran's place he had found an old book of genealogy. It had revealed a big secret to him: Aunt Bella wasn't actually his aunt." In which Alice finally tells her son the truth, and Neville learns that one good choice can change everything. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,580 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Bellatrix L., Neville L., Alice L. - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4355 - Favs: 10,523 - Follows: 11,419 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
A Mask for Master by BrilliantLady reviews
Young Anakin reflects on the nature of slavery and freedom, and the slim difference between the two. Tatooine slave culture, Young!Anakin, dubious Jedi ethics. Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Power by Selector reviews
Taylor controls power? Wait. QA is a control freak? WTF? Oneshot, previously published in Worm castings which has turned into a zombie of its own now.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 255 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Complete
The Cupboard Series 7: Graduation Day by Stargon1 reviews
Seven years ago, Harry Potter was taken from the cupboard under the stairs and thrust into the wizarding world. His first magic school, Hogwarts, didn't work out, so, together with some new friends, Harry founded his own - Diricawl Academy of Magical Studies. They've learnt a lot and even saved the wizarding world from an evil Dark Lord. Now, it's finally time to graduate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 383 - Published: 12/20/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 1,121 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
Rider on a Dark Horse by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPTMR. Harry feels imprisoned under a piece of glass after the war, distant from his friends and all their concerns. The only thing that makes him feel alive is the image of a rider on a dark horse, glimpsed on a tapestry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,069 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/2/2017 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.] - Complete
THAT's not a knife THIS is a knife! by senawario reviews
Any summary I can write would give it away. Heck this isn't even about knives, so even the title is misleading :-)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Complete
Vincent's Not-So Ordinary Life in The Underworld by SingleYandereMale reviews
Taking place shortly after the True Cheater ending of the game. Vincent Brooks is now married to Catherine, living together in the Underworld is great but Vincent begins desiring more than just simple happiness while in the Underworld. Are those really his desires? Or are they bought upon by something else entirely? (Rated M for Mature Content.)
Catherine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 10/27/2017 - [Vincent B., Catherine] Nergal
Bright Future by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Gellert could see nothing but a bright future ahead of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2017 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
What Betrothal? by Xelan reviews
Marriage laws, forced betrothals, the phrase, "It is what it is." I'm not in favor of any of these, so naturally I wrote a story that includes all of them. Light on the Ron and Molly bashing -for me. Eventual Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 160 - Published: 10/15/2017 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
The Beat Of Our Magic by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Lily didn't remember a life different than the one she was leading now. Her mom used to tell her stories about a time where nothing was at it was now. Most of the days, Lily was enthralled by those stories. When she grew older, she learned that those were just that, stories. She lived day after day resigned to her fate until someone brought magic back into her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/14/2017 - Ginny W., Pansy P., Lily Luna P., Lorcan S. - Complete
Spiralling by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
AU. One-shot. Delphini is able to travel through time, and means to keep doing so, until she can ensure her father's victory. It's a shame for her that Nyarlathotep is watching... Rated: 'M'. Warning: HORROR. TRAGEDY. Major character death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/19/2017 - Lily Evans P., Delphi Riddle - Complete
To Each Their Due by dogger807 reviews
A short little one shot where Harry receives help from an unexpected source.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/9/2017 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Cleansing Fire by StarWings009 reviews
Voldemort won the war and conquered magical Britain. But he'd been playing a very long game, and no-one expected the results.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2017 - Voldemort - Complete
The Ghost of Azkaban by DylantheRabbit reviews
Jasmine Potter is dead. She is gone and I am what remains, The Ghost of Azkaban. A short, dark and dirty story full of angst and horror, infused with a touch of black humour. Inspired by FateRogue's very brilliant 'The Blackest of Souls'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,801 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/27/2017 - Complete
To Get a Date by jlluh reviews
Harry can't date until Voldemort is defeated. Harry/Luna. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Reunion by And the EIB reviews
What would happen if the Horntail got sick the night before the First Task? Surely they kept a back-up ready to bring in!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 195 - Published: 8/24/2017 - Harry P., Norberta
Petunia's Letter by mzzbee reviews
After the Weasleys blow up the Dursleys' fireplace and pick up Harry for the Quidditch Cup, Petunia Dursley receives an unexpected letter. Begins during the opening chapters of the Goblet of Fire. Content warnings: cheating, non-canon death of a major character
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,204 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/23/2017 - Published: 8/1/2017 - Arthur W., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
The Mother in BAMF by Seito reviews
"Fuck you! I will end everything you love, starting with your mother!" Silence. Everyone froze, turning to see Deku's reaction. "You're kidding, right?" Izuku said, honest confusion on his face.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 931 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Izuku M., Katsuki B., unknown1, Mina A. - Complete
Utopia by LionessCersei reviews
King Jaime Lannister ushers in a new age for humanity.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2017 - [Cersei L., Jaime L.] - Complete
The Desk of Requirement by senawario reviews
This fic was "inspired" by reading a completely pointless fic where Remus and Sirius read the epilogue, and basically just smile and grin to themselves, happy that Harry is alive and well and all that. They don't actually **do** anything. As I said, pointless. So I decided to xkcd 386 that one-shot ;-)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 133 - Published: 7/18/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Bobby B Saves The Day by Daemon Belaerys reviews
This is what happen when Bobby B Saves the Fucking Day Warnings: Crack! Rude Language, Mentions of sex. Oneshot!
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,557 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/17/2017 - Complete
Last Lord of the Sun by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. When Albus Dumbledore visits Wool's Orphanage and sees the terror and rage in Tom Riddle, he decides he cannot leave the boy without a mentor. On the one hand, he may never make a Light wizard of him; on the other hand, he will keep him from going down the path of the Dark. Twoshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,972 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 7/12/2017 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Death First! by Lucillia reviews
Despite certain abilities, the Original Non-Duplicate Nanadaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto is seen in his office alone with all his paperwork with nary a clone in sight when one would expect him to have spammed the place with the things and gotten his paperwork done in five minutes. This is why that was the case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 141 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
Man's Absolute Most Bestest Friend by Lucillia reviews
Why the Uchiha don't let their kids keep pets anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Complete
692 by Lucillia reviews
Done for Rorschach's Blot's Things I'd Like to See in a Fic list #692. Thanks alot man. Why did that have to stick in my head and give me Ideas? Now I need an obliviate and so will any readers. Either that, or several gallons of Brain Bleach. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 92 - Published: 6/18/2017 - Sirius B., Severus S., Dolores U., C. Fudge - Complete
My Big Brother by Searching for my Sanity reviews
Pre-game fluff inside, containing a young Dart and Shana. Read at your own risk. One-shot for now.
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2017 - Dart F., Shana - Complete
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5827 - Favs: 12,212 - Follows: 12,714 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
A New Life by Raider09 reviews
What will happen when Ron Weasley becomes the first in his family to be sorted out of Gryffindor in almost a century? Time travel, new friends and adventures await as Ron lives a completely new life from the one we all know and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,486 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/16/2017 - Published: 11/25/2016 - Ron W.
DO THE RESEARCH by Nigelcat1 reviews
What should have happened when James, Sirius and Peter "surprised" Remus with their new forms?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/5/2017 - Complete
The Greatest Prank by Nigelcat1 reviews
AU: Dumbledore want James and Sirius to carry out a prank. Like so many of their pranks, it is cruel but necessary for Dumbledore's master plan to defeat the Dark Lord. However, for once it doesn't work and the Marauders' prank backfires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/24/2017
Play up, play up, and break the game! by Bakuraptor reviews
Oliver has one last shot at winning the Quidditch Cup before he leaves Hogwarts, and he's willing to do anything to make sure he does. No, really, anything. Absolutely anything. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Harry P., George W., Oliver W., Fred W. - Complete
The Warning by LeQuin reviews
One-Shot. Tobias Snape and Mr. Evans discuss their children and a hidden side of the magical world comes to light.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/10/2017 - Tobias S. - Complete
Harry Potter: Flipping Privet Drive by desireejones99 reviews
Home inprovement for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2017 - Vernon D. - Complete
Vasily's Only Chance by autumnrose2010 reviews
Vasily Medvedev knew it was the only way he'd escape eternal damnation. Based on a scene from 'The Remnant.' One shot.
Left Behind - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2017 - Complete
It Could Only Happen at Hogwarts by Inusitatus reviews
Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 755 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P.
Intended by LeQuin reviews
Harry has been in love with Hermione for years but she is marrying his best friend. During Ron and Hermione's wedding Harry finds himself having to work out why the leading official is calling Hermione 'Mrs. Potter' and how on earth that could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 523 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Pitiful Woman by ShinMarsDragon reviews
Her hand trailed across his face, down his cheek, stopping with her thumb just barely below his bottom lip. Her smile broadened. "As I thought. You bear a striking resemblance to my late husband."
Chrono Trigger - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2017
Slow Heartbeats by oh help reviews
With Katie at St. Mungo's, Leanne fights guilt and anxiety to discover what happened and why. Established relationship, short chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2017 - [Leanne, Katie B.]
100 Ways to Lose a DADA Professor by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
The Defense Against the Dark Arts post at Hogwarts is cursed. Obviously. Series of drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Harry P., Remus L., Gilderoy L., Alastor M.
Now Die by SpoonandJohn reviews
Hinata has been living behind a mask all her life, trying to be a good person—trying to be like Uzumaki Naruto. Then Neji pushes her too far during the Chūnin exams and everything begins to unravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,375 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 514 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 6252 - Favs: 18,112 - Follows: 14,000 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Light's Legacy by moviefan-92 reviews
It's been 18 years since Light's death, and the world has gone back to the way it once was before "Kira" appeared. That is, until a bored high school girl finds a mysterious notebook mixed in with her school books. After testing out the book's power, she discovers that this Death Note is very real. Shortly after, a Shinigami shows up with some startling revelations. COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/25/2016 - Light Y., L, Misa A., Near - Complete
Size does matter by Rinnegan no Ozil reviews
The male members of Team 7 overhear a conversation that will alter their lives forever. Crack!fic. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/20/2016 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H., Team Seven - Complete
Harry Potter: One shot by LordVishnu reviews
Harry Potter has always been unique. But what's he to do when he finds out just how special he is from someone who knows way more about him than he does. A commentary on HP FanFiction as a whole.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/16/2016 - Complete
The Cerberus Manifesto by LogicalPremise reviews
As envisioned by Aberron and LogicalPremise. This is a 'canon' write-up of the document, not specific to the Aberronverse or Premiseverse. The manifesto that spells out exactly why human supremacy in a galaxy of aliens is not racism or bigotry, but a survival imperative. There may be AU-specific follow-ups to the original text.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Illusive Man - Complete
Shukaku's Lament by Rinnegan no Ozil reviews
After all, losing to a 12-years-old seriously damages one's pride. Crack!fic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Naruto U., Madara U., Shukaku - Complete
Emancipation by Brievel reviews
If she had had but a drop of courage, a speck of humility, a grain of sense, how much different might things have been?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2016 - E. Palpatine - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Trip to the Past by Priya Ashok reviews
A Harry Potter who is betrayed by everyone fic. Draco Malfoy takes a trip to the past to right a wrong. This Harry is insanely powerful. Please read and review. Thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,379 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 290 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Arcturus B., Cassiopeia B. - Complete
white-hot by Kaleyanne reviews
Yukina wants everything that the Koorime don't. [Yukina/Kuwabara, adult situations.]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2016
How To Find A Phoenix by Concept101 reviews
A one shot in which Harry and his friends solve the mystery of how Dumbledore found his phoenix. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Fawkes - Complete
Young Love by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Sasuke had a very good reason for running away from Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,204 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 3/9/2016 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U.]
Tom Riddle and the Fate Worse Than Death by BrilliantLady reviews
No-one ever understood the true horrors that Tom Marvolo Riddle had to suffer through, with his consciousness trapped in a diary owned by a young girl. Mild Ginny bashing, humorous. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 101 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Giving Up, Growing Up by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Five years after Jacob Black and Renesmee Cullen married, Leah Clearwater gets a hidden email from a family member she never expected to speak to again. When she opens the door that afternoon, she meets a young mother who doesn't know enough about the world, and a child who has yet to be imprisoned in the 'perfection' of his family. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Leah, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 4,701 - Follows: 4,848 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
The Cost of a Lie by roane reviews
Darth Vader learns of a rebel raid on Naboo, and while investigating, comes to a startling realization about his family. (Follows The Best Things Happen While You're Dancing)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/19/2016 - [Luke S., Leia O.] Darth Vader - Complete
A Little Knowledge by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. Wherein the Mirror of Erised proves to be the ultimate Deus Ex Machina.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 270 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Harry P., Mirror of Erised - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3589 - Favs: 3,512 - Follows: 2,000 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
One of Us by Akela Victoire reviews
Squib!Harry AU. One word in Dumbledore's letter convinces Petunia that raising Harry doesn't have to be as terrible as she thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
God'll Cut You Down by HP2016 reviews
Peter discovers a horrifying secret about James and Lily's relationship. Should he step in and stop it or should he protect himself and keep his status as James' friend? One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2016 - James P., Lily Evans P., Peter P. - Complete
Thanks for Nothing by megamatt09 reviews
Harry Potter receives an Order of Merlin for defeating Voldemort and has something to get off of his chest. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 199 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Complete
On Names by AzureSkye23 reviews
When Olórin arrives in Middle-earth, he's rather surprised by what the people of that land have decided to call his order. Drabble.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Olórin - Complete
Muggle hunting in America by Sammyboy94 reviews
One-Shot: what I think would happen if Voldemort and a few followers went 'muggle hunting' in the United States.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2016 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L., OC - Complete
Serpensortia by james.wylie.guerra reviews
In CoS Harry seems to instinctively know he could speak to snakes. Why else would he try talking to one during the dulling club scene. What might have happened if he didn't decide to talk to the snake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/26/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Justin F. - Complete
Yet Another Potter Plot Bunny Farm by bleeb90 reviews
This fic will contain: A) Little fantasies about how a little thing could go different, and it's immediate result(s). B) Plot Bunnies that most likely will never bloom into a full story. C) Stabbing at tropes. If anything, I'd be flattered if you start to work with my ideas (I try to aim for some modicum of originality), just send me a link of what you made out of it. Reviews FTW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,876 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/19/2016 - Published: 2/14/2014
Flecks of Rust by Tsume Yuki reviews
But then, the woman speaks again, and his entire being grinds to a halt. "So, I hear you're hunting Horcruxes." FemHarry, some smut present
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,242 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 3,505 - Follows: 1,173 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Harry P., Regulus B.] Sirius B. - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 3,317 - Follows: 943 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Of Ashwinder Eggs and Chess by BetterThanCoffee reviews
Ron Weasley has a deft and analytical mind, which is not only great for chess, but also potions. Or, how Ron Weasley and Severus Snape became bros.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/2/2015 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's Loophole by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry has been entered in the Triwizard Tournament, but during the shouting match with Ron he realises that he doesn't actually have to risk his life and look like a fool in front of everyone - he really only needs to show up for each task and make a token effort. Single-point-of-departure fic, departing early in book 4. Some text borrowed from J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,394 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 3,892 - Follows: 2,994 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
How To Name Your Baby Properly by Haripoons reviews
Harry considers naming his children after his dead parents, and headmaster, and potions teacher . . . but that would be so depressing! Why not name them all after his vanquished enemy instead? Now the only question is how to tell them apart . . . (Rated K for brief mentions of a harem)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/23/2015
Sleeping Soundly by scriviner reviews
It's a terrible world out there. Sometimes a regular guy might have to take matters into his own hands to ensure that he can get a good night's rest. Sort of complete. Remote possibility of an eventual continuation, but one-shot for now.
DC Elseworlds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Complete
What if SG-1 weren't stupid? by EagleJarl reviews
A rational take on Stargate SG-1, wherein each chapter is an episode and none of the characters are idiots. Extended version of my SG-1 oneshot of similar name. NOT ALL EPISODES ARE SHOWN, and they will not necessarily appear in order - they'll show up as I write them.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,140 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Complete
Behold the Power of by CubsKing reviews
Who knew that defeating the Dark Lord could be so simple? Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Complete
Knowledge and Power by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Knowledge and power were two sides of the same coin - possessing one made the acquisition of the other easier. It was a truth known by both Athos and Nergal.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Athos, Nergal - Complete
49 by whitetigerwolf reviews
Harry Potter got drunk, and while drunk fell back in time, married Bellatrix Black, and took the name Harry Peverell. Now, years latter, his children are on the way to Hogwarts, and his wife has a conversation with her sisters. Crack/Humor story. M for conversations featuring adult content and to stay on the safe side but noting explicit. Harry/Bellatrix. HELLATRIX ONESHOT COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 433 - Published: 7/14/2015 - [Harry P., Bellatrix L.] Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Like Him by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
Sequel to LIKE ME! Must read before this fic. After the encounter with Orochimaru, Sakura can't help but wonder.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 774 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Complete
mourned childhood by edeabeth reviews
Lilac Potter and Severus Snape were never meant to be anything. (She's at her breaking point and she's never looked stronger.) A/U (abuse)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Many Deaths of Harry Potter by Nigelcat1 reviews
Harry Potter is really the Boy Who Lived, then died, then lived again, died/lived, etc. more times then anyone ever knew. He must always survive to fulfill his destiny but what about his poor Grim Reaper?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,601 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Complete
Beauty Is As Beauty Does by Nigelcat1 reviews
Would things be different if Petunia was the beautiful daughter and Lily was the "ugly ducking who never grew into a swan."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Complete
Unhappy by Nigelcat1 reviews
Little Lily Luna is sad because her beloved Daddy is always so unhappy. One day she asks him why and he tells her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,245 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Complete
The Undersecretary by Nigelcat1 reviews
Using her many talents and intelligence, a very dedicated witch does everything in her power to mold Magic into what it should be and correct all that is wrong with the Magical World.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Complete
Oops by Nigelcat1 reviews
Lucius Malfoy gets away with most things, he evens fools the Dark Lord - or so he thinks. He is in for a surprise and more torture than a Cruciatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Complete
So Simple by Nigelcat1 reviews
Little Walburga Black comes up with the perfect solution to the "Problem" and makes her father so proud.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Walburga B. - Complete
Rage by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Harry makes unexpected friends in his fourth year, when his friends and his housemates abandon him. Hestia and Flora, daughters of some of Voldemort's most sadistic enforcers, know what its like to live in fear. In this unlikely relationship, the three plot to bring down Voldemort and escape the society that tried to destroy them. Dark, violent, potential H/H/F pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,882 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - [Harry P., Flora C., Hestia C.] - Complete
La Bière est une Boisson d'Homme ! by KawaiiPandaFiction reviews
Lorsque Salamandar apprend que Phœnixia s'abstient de boire, il ne peut s'empêcher de la taquiner : "Tu ne peux pas comprendre : c'est parce que tu es une femme. La bière, vois-tu, est une boisson d'homme !". Il ne s'attendait pas à ce que la soirée prenne un tel tournant...
Golden Sun - Rated: K - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Saturos, Menardi - Complete
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 811 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
La flamme de Prox by Kirua reviews
Salamandar est détruit à la mort de ses parents en voyant ce que les hommes font pour survivre au déclin de l'alchimie et décide de la restaurer avec son amie Phoenixia. Mais durant la quête, son objectif est altéré. SalamandarXPhoenixia, Ivan X OC
Golden Sun - Rated: M - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 138,178 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 12/11/2010 - [Saturos, Menardi] Ivan, OC
Fear Unrelenting, Seen Darkly by LogicalPremise reviews
My answer to what the Reaper Cycles are really about. What if the Reapers weren't the pinnacle of evolution? What if they were the hiding spots of a post singularity culture that tampered with things best left alone? Now completed.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,589 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard - Complete
The Weasley Potion Muddle by Scott the Wanderer reviews
For those of us who thought that more than half the Weasley relationships were caused by Amortentia, but still believe they are good people at heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Ginny W., Fleur D. - Complete
Uncharted by Lucillia reviews
Someone once told me that back during the Golden Age they handwaved Clark Kent's lack of Military service during WWII by having him being declared 4-F after he accidentally read the eye chart in the wrong room. What if the consequences of the misreading hadn't ended with the examination? What if Clark Kent had accidentally convinced someone who spread the word that he was "blind"?
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Lois L., Perry W., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Dumbledore Is An Idiot by Manchester reviews
Alternative Potterverse drabble scenes when this Hogwarts Headmaster demonstrates (often very much to the cost of his health and/or dignity) that excessive lemon drop consumption obviously causes severe impairment to the higher brain functions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Why I Did It by Lucillia reviews
When the Longbottoms were killed taking out Voldemort on a certain Halloween night, Harry Potter became the Child of Prophesy by default. There was just one little hitch however...Dumbledore should've learned not to mess with Ron's friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Well, That Plan's Been Shot To Hell by Lucillia reviews
A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 188 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Peter P., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Darkness by AzureSkye23 reviews
Annatar makes one small slip, and Celebrimbor is no fool. Now the Maia finds himself in the Darkness he thought that he had escaped.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Celebrimbor, Elrond, Gil-Galad, Sauron - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 705 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Yasmin by autumnrose2010 reviews
Napoleon and Illya help a young Middle Eastern woman escape to a life of freedom. Originally posted for Picfic Tuesday on livejournal.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Illya K., Napoleon S., OC - Complete
Irasshaimase (Welcome) by Shella reviews
[A/U] Kaworu Nagisa arrives in Tokyo-3 as a regular student instead of a pilot. As he connects with the Children he learns what it means to be human, and his allegiance comes into question. (Begins shortly after the 7th Angel attacks.) (formerly deleted)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Shinji I., Rei A., Asuka L. S., Kaworu N. - Complete
Too Far by FalconLux reviews
AU set post-6th Year – Albus goes too far, and Harry's had enough. After reading some really angsty marriage-law fics, this drabble gave me tremendous satisfaction to write.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Bad Eva by ACruelFansThesis reviews
Unit-01 sustains damage after an angel attack, and when Gendo goes to retrieve funds for its repairs, Seele announces they wish to go a different direction in regards to aesthetics... (Enjoy please R&R!)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Unacceptably Average by Peppery Mints reviews
Hermione Granger receives an Acceptable grade. She, understandably, completely short-circuits. [One-Shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Just Another Day in Ward 37 by apAidan reviews
A simple auror undercover mission, polyjuice, Draco Malfoy's hair, and the Half Blood Prince's potions text combine to find Harry in yet another hospital bed trying to explain a couple of things to Hermione. Rated T for mild cursing on someone's part Every time a Neo Death Eater cries, an auror gets his wings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC - Complete
Kill It with Fire by Silently Watches reviews
Dementors are always followed by ice and cold, so the most obvious defense against them would be a magical fire of some kind. There's a reason no one tries this. One-shot, book 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 198 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dementors - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Angel in the Centerfold by The Pyromancer reviews
How do you deal with reconnecting with someone you haven't met for several years? What do you do when you realize you are in love with this person? Asuka Langley Soryu has to deal with her newly discovered feelings for her former comrade and friend Rei Ayanami. Can two women, both with troubled pasts, reconnect and learn what it means to love one another? One Shot.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,438 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Asuka L. S., Rei A.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Story Breakers by butalearner reviews
Harry Potter and the rest of the Ministry Six use every tool at their disposal in the war against Voldemort..often in ways that nobody ever imagined. Rated M for gratuitous and completely unnecessary sexual situations and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Harry P.
The Most Bizarre HP Pairing of All by David305 reviews
Rising to the challenge: someone asked, What's the strangest coupling you can imagine? Okay, I can imagine some pretty strange things. New in 01/14: The Ol' Switcheroo!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/24/2002
Gene Targeting by The Exile reviews
They couldn't clone her. They had always been able to clone her before... Phantasy Star II, mid-game, spoilers for major character deaths, mild canon divergence to fix plot holes.
Phantasy Star - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by OTT-False reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 3,606 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Miranda and Jack's First Thanksgiving by AmityN7 reviews
It's Thanksgiving in Vancouver and Miranda wants to prepare a nice meal for Jack and Kaidan, but Jack has other things on her mind.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Jack, Miranda L.] Kaidan A. - Complete
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 152 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
ANBU by THE Tazzy Devil reviews
Their names didn't matter, their lives didn't matter. In the real world, they did nothing but wait. Wait until they could place their masks on their faces, and step into the world they loved. The only place they were accepted and acknowledged. They were ANBU, and nothing else mattered. Oneshot. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
To Reflect by Temnascentric reviews
Saturos and Menardi reflect on their lives leading up to the beacon that will claim their lives as they fall, from childhood to now. I always thought what happened to the Proxians was tragic. And I know that you are reading it, I can see it on the traffic graph. Please R&R. Now complete.
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Saturos, Menardi - Complete
Her Dearest by Julia451 reviews
One-shot. Set post-book. There were only 3 times in her life when Dagny Taggart was guilty of faking reality. When John Galt asks her to name her "greatest attainment," will she make it her fourth? Dagny/Hank Rearden
Atlas Shrugged - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Rearden H., Dagny T.] John Galt - Complete
Devolution by What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
Tamper with the deepest mysteries – the source of life, the essence of self – only if prepared for consequences of the most extreme and dangerous kind. It appears that one or more of Lord Voldemort's experiments have worked. A disturbing one-shot. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Ronald Weasley and the Door of Talking Snakes by DragonWolfStar reviews
When Ron copied Harry's parseltongue he didn't get it quite right the first time. Hissing is all well and good only when you don't know what you're really saying. As told from the perspective of a door. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by MissSwissish reviews
Petunia overhears a troubling converstion. Because Privet Drive couldn't be THAT oblivious. Mentions child neglect
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 186 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Triwizard Muddle by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
One-shot. Alternate universe. Humour. Voldemort's agent at Hogwarts was far more successful in confusing the Goblet of Fire than he had intended. Glimpses of the Triwizard Tournament between the moment Harry Potter's name is announced as the Champion for Durmstrang and the end of the first task.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Afternoon Tea by Lady FoxFire reviews
Afternoon tea is a time to relax, to talk to friends and discuss problems, hopes and dreams. Of course 275 times is just too much
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 140 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Superstition by Mad Elf reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart sacrifices himself to save another from death... (spamfic).
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
cathexis by Chronomentrophobia reviews
All myths have a source.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Madara U. - Complete
Lay Down Your Burdens by INeedAHaircut reviews
A secret that everyone knows isn't much of a secret. Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's unknown prodigy, independently uncovers the reason why his village despises his existence. Then he decides to do something about it. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 753 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Yamanaka Ino obtains the Mangekyou Sharingan by outlawpoet reviews
The Mangekyou is the most powerful doujutsu in the known world. Every Uchiha with it became international figures. But Yamanaka Ino isn't a gloomy self-obsessed elitist who barely acknowledges other people exist. When she's given the opportunity, what will she do? (Wrote this in response to a challenge, meant to be cracky, taken too far)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Wizarding Marriage is Forever by MaeSilverpaws1 reviews
Lily, James and Harry all survive the attack on Godric's Hollow. But life is not exactly what both halves of the golden couple of the Marauder's era expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Into the Storm by blank101 reviews
Son of Suns Trilogy Part I AU set at the end of TESB. When Luke and his companions are caught over Bespin and taken to Coruscant, Palpatine begins to systematically take apart Luke's life to create a new Sith, gradually turning him against his allies, his father and his beliefs with devastating consequences. Action/Drama/Romance Luke/Mara, Vader, Han/Leia, Mothma, Madine. COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,947 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Darth Vader - Complete
Steel Heart, Silver Lungs by Aoi Umi Opallene reviews
Francisco's act of conquest had brought Hank Rearden to a state close to Nirvana – but with a statute of limitations. Francisco had wanted to do more than that. He'd checked all premises, and had found nothing contradictory.
Atlas Shrugged - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Rearden H., Francisco D.
Harry Who? by JinxSaw reviews
A oneshot told in four parts. GinnyXLuna. Set before the Battle of the Astronomy Tower. Warnings: Femslash. Don't like don't read. Rated T for safety. PLease R'n'R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Official Inquiry by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate Universe. Tragedy. A visitor to Privet Drive in September of 1991 has Petunia reflecting on her relationship with more 'freakish' relatives. (minor corrections, 18th March, 2015)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Lucius M., Petunia D. - Complete
Lost Marbles by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
On the night before the first task. Harry seeks help from Dumbledore, only to be rejected. His mind trying to comprehend all the things that have happened to him in 14 yrs is to much to take. His mind snaps. What occurs afterwards is madness Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,200 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Uzumaki Massacre by Blood Brandy reviews
Onoki tells of the demise of the Uzumaki Clan...And all those they dragged down with them
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Ōnoki, Kurotsuchi - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 4077 - Favs: 13,442 - Follows: 12,866 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
she walks in beauty by paper piper reviews
i want you all to myself. -shinji/rei/asuka
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Carefully Laid Plans by Cambrian Beckett reviews
Palpatine draws Anakin into his web to begin the Demise of the Jedi Order. Only not everything goes as planned.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine
Harry Potter and the GOOD Finale by courderouge2006 reviews
All the manipulations, the lies and the danger comes to a head that fateful night in the Great Hall. Harry faces the man who made his life Hell. Oh, and Voldemort is there too. My attempt at making it right, the way some of us hoped. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 191 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prince's Harem by severusphoenix reviews
Inspired by the movie "Easy A" & Severus in the staring role. Hogwarts Rumor Mill starts working overtime & Severus is no longer shunned by those of the female persuasion. Warnings for teenage type humor and bizarre ways of offing Death Eaters and Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,202 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Knight of Misrule by Raindog Bride reviews
The moon's children fall, and a demon goes hunting. The cycle renews and yet the world still keeps turning. Dark, unrepentant AU.
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Zieg F.
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 4,647 - Follows: 1,003 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Roku Naruto by Anthurak reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2303 - Favs: 3,921 - Follows: 3,483 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 224 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Waters of the Lethe by 4th of Eleven reviews
mShepard barely survived the suicide mission, and decides to take Morinth up on her offer.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Shepard, Morinth - Complete
Souls Abound by RobSt reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2601 - Favs: 4,842 - Follows: 2,711 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Professors Aren't Idiots by Meneldur reviews
Inspired by Methods of Rationality. If no-one holds the idiot ball, what are these worthless professors doing at Hogwarts? Two drabbles/oneshots. More may be added in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Sybill T., C. Binns - Complete
Resurrection Happy by Xelan reviews
Tom Riddle has gone further down the path of immortality than anyone else, but is that a blessing or a curse? A more blood-thirsty Harry and Hermione show Voldemort how unpleasant immortality can be. Extreme violence at the end. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Voldemort
The Next Morning by willyolioleo reviews
What if, in first year, the traps were truly designed to prevent a dark wizard from reaching the Philosopher's Stone? What chance do a bunch of first-years stand? Answer: none at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 99 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Getting Lucky by Wild Theories reviews
Felix Felicis is all about getting lucky. But what if Harry's sense of luck had led him on a different path? Kind of Harry x everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Inviolate by scriviner reviews
Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,886 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Unforgivable Cruelty by ChoCedric reviews
We know that Moody invited Neville to his office for tea after the demonstration of the Unforgivables. But we also know that it wasn't really Moody inside that body. So what really happened inside the DADA office that day?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Neville L., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
At the Brink of the Dawn and the Darkness by blank101 reviews
Son of Suns Trilogy Part III A new Empire is emerging as a new Emperor takes center-stage. His contradictions divide Rebels and Empire alike, and pitch both allies and enemies into a battle which will question every conviction, test every friendship, and challenge every loyalty. Action/Drama/Romance Luke Skywalker/Mara Jade Han Solo/Leia Organa, Madine, OC's COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 318,968 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Luke S., Mara Jade
Hero? by Loony-1995 reviews
Ron watches as the wizarding world places its hope with Harry Potter, their "hero" and saviour. Ron places his somewhere else. Song fic: Hero - Nickelback.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Super Harry by Rhaegar Targaryen reviews
Part parody, part wish fulfillment, all epic. Let's see what could happen, shall we? A series of loosely connected drabbles
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter vs Mr Potato Head by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 128 - Published: 10/31/2010
For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 344 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Words Have Meaning by Corwalch reviews
AU of Harry's reaction to when Dumbledore told him about Prophecy during OotP. This could be considered a "How It Might've Gone" story, but I feel it stands alone. This one is also a little darker than my usual stories. Note This is a one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 264 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Embracing Death by Sulhadahne reviews
"We're all victims here." The deeper Henry goes into Walter's past, the more it hurts to fight him. He can't give up on Eileen... but does he really have to kill the lonely man? Struggling, Henry makes a choice. WalterHenry, 11x21
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,450 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Henry T., Eileen G., Walter S. - Complete
Not As Advertised by sasahara17 reviews
Harry Potter is dissatisfied with what he finds after being sorted into Slytherin, and writes a request to the Headmaster requesting to change houses. AU, OOC, OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 2,328 - Follows: 544 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
A Collection of Harmonious OneShots by Seel'vor reviews
My contribution to the "Rampant Plot Bunny" files... H/Hr, rating for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,272 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Only Right by Adahn reviews
Jacen Solo instructs Ben Skywalker in the art of gardening. Post-LOTF:Inferno AU. Re-edited 8/14/2012.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,292 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Jacen S., Ben Skywalker - Complete
The Best Way to Go by lord of the land of fire reviews
At the very end Naruto is able to give Sasuke one final gift.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 110 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 239 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 2,794 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Third Day of Christmas by wolfofsummerbreeze reviews
Isaac finds a very much alive Saturos... buying chickens. Amused and interested, he non-verbally volunteers to carry one. Awkward ensues. Slash. 3 of 12 Christmas Stories.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Isaac, Saturos - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 418 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 179 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 314 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Who’s the Boss? by uo-chou reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart’s “Missing Hokage” challenge. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Tsunade S.
Defections by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. How the much-vaunted Marriage Law would work in actual practice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Precipice by True Dawn reviews
AU. When Tom Riddle's attempt to make a Horcrux fails, Tom must decide whether to continue to try to be Lord Voldemort or to chose another path.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
The importance of index cards by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Following a magical accident at the Library, Sergeant A.E. Pessimal of the Watch is sent to where nobody has ever returned alive. Can Pessimal become the first to return from the grip of a denizen of the Dungeon Dimensions? Apologies to H.P. Lovecraft...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Against Nature by What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
Darth Sidious keeps his promise and saves Amidala from death. Vader and the Emperor journey to Naboo, attend Padme's funeral, and Palpatine brings her back from the dead. Because even the power to cheat death can't rescue a tragedy. No slash.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
Nocturne by Buddhacide reviews
The final story to complete the trilogy of Your Holiness and Darkness Falls. Seizing the unprecedented opportunity of the human Army's defeat at the hands of the Ghosts, the Dragon Nations launch an unmitigated invasion on the Isles. Come and see Hell.
Claymore - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,814 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Miria, Cynthia - Complete
There Are Things Worse Than This by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash, crackfic. Hermione thought she had discovered a brilliant way to get Harry and Malfoy to stop acting out public. Not hardly. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
The End of a Thought by ShiaoPi reviews
The very last moments of 2 lives. Bound together by friendship, duty and honor they set out and met their end. Oneshot
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Saturos, Menardi - Complete
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 340 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
Your Holiness by Buddhacide reviews
Romance from Cynthia’s perspective after her encounter with Galatea in Chap. 79 in canon manga. Rated M. Cynthia x Galatea.
Claymore - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,040 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Cynthia, Galatea - Complete
Treachery by Ollyver reviews
Dooku faces his death at Anakin's hands as a Sith should.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Tomato Soup by Case13 reviews
For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 157 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Shadows and Darkness by blank101 reviews
Son of Suns Trilogy Part II Abandoned by the Alliance and claimed by the Emperor, Palpatine's new Sith is coming into his own. But as Luke Skywalker's former life is forced ever further from his grasp by friends and foes alike, new agendas twist old friendships into dangerous and unaffordable liabilities. Action/Drama/Romance Luke Skywalker/Mara Jade, Han/Leia, Palpatine COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 253,633 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
True Angel by Innortal reviews
We all know Gendo used Rei as his key to control Third Impact. But what if he had used Shinji first with Adam's DNA. Here is what could have happened. Chapter 1 now redone.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 206,915 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 6/13/2005
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 855 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 4,169 - Follows: 1,145 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Morning Frost by Sunruner reviews
Drabble. She doesn't remember everything, but she doesn't really have to...
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Menardi - Complete
What Not To Do In Lovecraft by GuesssWho reviews
A list of rules for dealing with cosmic horror
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
Shibboleth by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. Every technology has its drawbacks.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
The One and the Other by Bil reviews
If no one knows you exist, are you just a figment of your own imagination? Or: Why is Harry so normal? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Flames of Betrayal by marietsy2 reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban and was later found to be innocent. With the help of Ron, he will find out who his true friends are. Will he forgive those who betrayed him? Will he be able to let the world know what kind of man Dumbledore really is? Who
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 200,869 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 2,447 - Follows: 2,192 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Defenestration of Cornelius Fudge by Qoheleth reviews
Being a scrupulously researched account of the first meeting of Cornelius Fudge and Margaret Thatcher. Well, scrupulously researched in the sense that I looked up which way Downing Street runs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2007 - C. Fudge - Complete
Chilling by DarkGoddess2002 reviews
Hermione is willing to do anything to get Harry back from Voldemort. Dark!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,794 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 252 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Naruto and the Magic Wang by krizzlybear reviews
Naruto prepares for the Chunin Exams with a powerful magic wand he previously discovered. Unfortunately, My Microsoft Word got hacked, causing all instances of wand to be autocorrected to wang . As a result, rated T for language. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Naruto U.
Sirius Black and the Attack of the Bad Pun by Pawfoot reviews
Just a short bit of pointlessness inspired by my friends. Pokes fun at Sirius' name.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Destiny at your Hands by Princess Alexandria reviews
Ren Adler was looking for her Destiny and found it in a small massage parlor in Westchester. femslash mystiqueirene
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Raven/Mystique - Complete
Fall of the Sith by Souderwan reviews
Mace Windu makes a critical decision in the Chancellor's Office that changes the outcome of the entire SW saga. Note: This story starts from a point in Matthew Stover's RotS novelization and borrows heavily, at times, from the text in that book.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,710 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Subtle Prison by scriviner reviews
There are some who play God even when it shouldn't be their place. The world was watched, but no one realized it at the time...
DC Elseworlds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Complete
Deception in Motion by scriviner reviews
PostWargames, Postreintroduction of Supergirl, PreInfinite Crisis. Batman and Batgirl discuss the new Supergirl, and what people's bodies say.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Bruce W./Batman, Cassandra C. - Complete
The Lord of Azkaban by padfootjr24 reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban for murder. Years later Dumbledore comes to release him but what he finds is nothing like what he was expecting. Dark and very unforgiving Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 75,711 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 4,418 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
Masters of Alchemy by Dannondorf reviews
Hefty oneshot, set after TLA. I won't give away the plot, so you'll have to read to find out. Mud, flame, lighthouse, and Proxshipping toward the end. Please read and review. I'd love any criticism you can throw at me.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
Like Father Like Son by 049 Faithless Observer reviews
Perhaps . . . They were not so different. One shot . . . ish, please R&R
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Rei A., Shinji I.
The Secret Life of Luscious Malfoy by Author of Doom Earth reviews
For all of you who are tired of writers spelling Lucius Malfoy's name as Luscious I would like to introduce Lucius' effeminately gay twin brother!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Lucius M.
Good Boy by Silver Pard reviews
Everything has a price. Charlie is beginning to hate Mr. Wonka's hands.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
Raspberries by high and down reviews
Shinji has a dark secret, just like everybody. Slash
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,481 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Shinji I., Kaworu N. - Complete
A Very Sweet Man by Joan Milligan reviews
A mystery: so many couples in the show, and somehow, only Gendo and Yui got a measure of happiness.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Gendo I., Yui I.
A Better Mousetrap by Aishuu reviews
Getting Sasuke back to Konoha isn't the problem. It's keeping him there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kaworu by jayhay reviews
A short oneoff of shinji and Kaworu's short relationship. warning i was bored when i wrote this.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Shinji I., Kaworu N. - Complete
Red Tears by Seamok reviews
Rei was suffering from low self-esteem after being constantly abused by Gendo. Shinji and Asuka found out but how could they help? A sad story about Rei's struggle and tragic life. (Complete)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,403 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Complete
Consequences by Nate Grey reviews
Saturos has rescued himself and Menardi from certain death, but at what price? Complete.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Saturos, Menardi - Complete
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix by David305 reviews
In 2002, while awaiting the 5th book, we all conjectured on the meaning of the title "Order of the Phoenix." I devised 12 Ficlets, in 7 Chapters: far-fetched puns based on the fifth book title! In amazed response to the continued pestering of kind readers, my wandering brain found another, #12. Hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 6/11/2002
Sacrifice by Empress Dots reviews
After Venus Lighthouse is lit, two warriors are plummeting to their death. But time is stopped and they are given a choice, one that could change their futures forever. Proxshipping.
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2003
It's Too Late by Yuka-san reviews
Lloyd thought about Wink
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2003
Goodbye Blue Sky by Kikaiyu reviews
Shana was used to being alone, and in her silence, her thoughts were free to consume her and corrupt her... [pleeeeease, look past the fact that it's Shana, this is NOT the Shana stereotype! ~begs~]
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2003
Not a Good Pet Name by James Bow reviews
Ron and Hermione may be dating, but even sweet nothings can be fighting words...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2001 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Classified Information by Gramarye reviews
A short and dark study on an often neglected character. Spoilers for the middle to end of the series.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2001
Maternal Instinct by Katfum reviews
In 2015 AD, Yui Ikari is summoned to Tokyo-3... An alternate universe fic
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,917 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2001
Heredity by R.J. Shino reviews
A rewrite of the first episode's cage scene....or is it? (Please read and review)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2001
The Truth About Ikari and Ayanami by jino turtlegod reviews
Gendo Ikari. Rei Ayanami. A secret room. A secret relationship. The truth.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2001
The Chance Taken by Fuyutsuki reviews
This is Third Impact. Or is it?
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2000
Red Rain by Worldmage reviews
Third Impact revisited. The title does not refer to blood; this isn't a darkfic.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/4/2000
Watchmen: Look Upon My Works, Ye Mighty by DarkMark reviews
Two years after the end of WATCHMEN, a coda: the fate of Ozymandias.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,501 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/1999 - Complete
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Idea Repository reviews
A stash for various plot ideas, all open for adoption. In this chapter: the Confounded Goblet of Fire decides on an interesting way of solving the "underage Champion" problem. Time travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,757 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 2/8/2018 - Harry P.
Memento reviews
After a battle, something catches Shana's eye and brings back a memory for Dart. (Oneshot. Background Rose/Zieg, minor Dart/Shana)
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2020 - Dart F., Rose, Shana, Zieg F. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Not Dead! He's Resting! reviews
In the depths of Azkaban, Sirius taunts Bellatrix over her faith in her Lord's survival. She doesn't quite get the joke. (Monty Python ripoff: Dead Parrot!Voldemort. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/8/2020 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Shadow of Knowledge reviews
Bastila has no rational reason to be afraid, she tells herself. Revan is gone. Revan has to be gone... (Bastila-centric, ambiguously-aware!Revan. Oneshot.)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2020 - Revan, Bastila S. - Complete
Ownership reviews
Dio learned the ways of the world young, and learned well. (Young!Dio-centric. Darkfic. Oneshot.)
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2020 - Dio B., Jonathon J. - Complete
Like Brother, Like Sister reviews
[LOTF AU] A different Solo twin meets Lumiya aboard the asteroid, yet the outcome remains unchanged. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2020 - Lumiya/Shira Brie, Jaina S. - Complete
Saved by the Goblins reviews
The goblins of Gringotts dispose of a nasty little artifact discovered in a certain vault. Oh, and the rest of the soul attached to it, too. [Crackfic. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/22/2020 - Complete
Simple Collaboration reviews
Luthor pulls Bruce aside for a moment at the party. Oneshot.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2020 - Bruce W./Batman, Lex L. - Complete
Saved By The Boggart reviews
[AU] Boggarts behave a little differently than in canon, and matters go south very quickly for a certain treacherous rodent. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/4/2019 - Sirius B., Remus L., Peter P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Cursed Plotline reviews
Harry gets ambushed by two unfamiliar boys with oddly familiar faces and learns some very strange things. [Oneshot. Crackfic. Time travel. Albus-bashing (NOT Dumbledore-bashing). Not for "Cursed Child" fans.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/18/2019 - Harry P., Cedric D., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Contracts Gone Wild reviews
Abuse of magical contracts for fun and profit. [Oneshot. Crack.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Albus D., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
Force Interrupt reviews
In which canon scenes are interrupted, and matters progress... in an alternate manner. In this chapter: Sirius and Remus do a better job of making sure Pettigrew isn't going anywhere in a hurry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 55,213 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 11/16/2019 - Published: 12/29/2017 - Harry P.
Sirius Saves Himself reviews
It's amazing how much writing a politely-worded letter can get you. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/11/2019 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Expellitournamentus! reviews
Supposedly, the Disarming Charm is Harry's signature spell. So what if he used it to take on the Triwizard Tournament? [Oneshot. Pure crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 112 - Published: 11/9/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Weaseling Past The Age Line reviews
The Weasley Twins point out the insufficiency of the Age Line, and a few other things. [Oneshot. Crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/4/2019 - George W., Albus D., Fred W. - Complete
Black Infinity
A dragon's descent into emptiness and madness. Oneshot. (Disregards information from Shadows of Valentia.)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2019 - Grima - Complete
Explosive Problem-Solving reviews
Anakin takes the quick and easy route to nullifying his nightmares. [Oneshot. ROTS-AU. Crackfic.]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/24/2019 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] - Complete
C H I M reviews
After the end of the series, Tyrion asks Bran about the truth behind certain events. He doesn't expect the answers he gets. [Oneshot]
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2019 - Tyrion L., Bran S. - Complete
The Seven SIs You Never Hear About reviews
No matter how much creativity authors might exert in setting up self-insertion stories, there are some situations you just don't see. Wonder why? [Oneshot. Parody.]
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/18/2019 - Complete
Reality Revision reviews
[Legacy of the Force AU] Caedus snaps and lets Tahiri meddle more with the flow-walking than he's previously advised. It's not as though it could make a difference, could it? [Fix-fic. Oneshot.]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2019 - [Tahiri V., Anakin Solo] Jacen S., Darth Caedus - Complete
A Bargain Refused reviews
[Legacy of the Force: Betrayal AU] Jacen looks into the future at Lumiya's prodding. This time, however, he looks at both options, rather than just rejecting one out of hand... and then chooses, and acts. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2019 - Luke S., Lumiya/Shira Brie, Jacen S. - Complete
A Meaningless Life
[AU] Wizardmon never met Gatomon. And so a different world came to pass.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2019 - Wizarmon/Wizardmon - Complete
Rules Are Made To Be Broken reviews
A discussion between a master and apprentice about the Rule of Two. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/25/2019 - Complete
Naruto Blooper Reel reviews
A collection of goofy alternate takes on canon scenes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/7/2019 - Published: 6/4/2019
Uchiha Revenge reviews
Sasuke exacts vengeance upon the man responsible for the demise of his clan. [AU. Darkfic. Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/5/2019 - Sasuke U., Obito U. - Complete
The Gods Themselves Cannot Recall Their Gifts reviews
[AU] Upon his bodily dissolution on October 31, 1981, Voldemort discovers that his Horcruxes do, indeed, anchor him to immortality. In fact, they anchor him all too well. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/3/2019 - Voldemort - Complete
The Raven King reviews
The Three-Eyed Raven contemplates his ascension to the throne. Darkfic. Oneshot. Spoilers for Season 8/speculation on book ending.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/2/2019 - Bran S., the three eyed raven - Complete
Morrigan reviews
Natasha has a reunion with someone she thought dead. Oneshot. Response to Whitetigerwolf's "In Disguise" challenge. Hint of femmeslash (Natasha/Hela).
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/9/2019 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hela] - Complete
False Surrender reviews
Oneshot. The Star Forge is destroyed and the Republic rejoices. Jedi always were fools. Dark!Revan, Dark!Bastila.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/29/2019 - Bastila S., Darth Revan - Complete
Corruption of Blood reviews
/AU/ Darth Vader puts together the truth about his captive. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/27/2019 - Leia O., Darth Vader - Complete
A Glitch of Thrones reviews
In which Jon's world becomes a video game... a Bethesda video game. [Parody. Oneshot.]
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/2/2019 - Jon S. - Complete
Responsive reviews
Indeed, no woman has ever had such large, responsive... [Parody. Crackfic. AFFC]
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2019 - Aero H. - Complete
Miscommunication Is Wonderful reviews
During the war with Voldemort, several witches and wizards independently come to a single conclusion: Voldemort has a Horcrux that must be destroyed. Luckily, each of them are thinking about a different one. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/21/2019 - James P., Regulus B., Andromeda T., Amelia B. - Complete
Your Patronus Is What? reviews
So Snape's Patronus is a doe because he's in love with Lily, whose Patronus is a doe because she's in love with James, whose Patronus is a stag... Er, wait a moment, what was that again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Flawless Fidelius reviews
Lord Voldemort has devised a way to protect his Horcruxes with the Fidelius Charm while being absolutely certain that the Secret-Keepers will not betray him. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Voldemort - Complete
This Tournament Needs Better Security reviews
Hermione realizes that some nonsense will inevitably befall Harry on Halloween 1994 and decides to soften the blow by inviting two more unwilling Champions to the Tournament: Peter Pettigrew and Tom Riddle. [Parody. Crack. Oneshot. Ron, Dumbledore, and Fudge bashing.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 199 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
King's Cross Incident reviews
Harry has enough of the rot Ron is telling his daughter and intervenes. The situation escalates. [Oneshot. Heavy Epilogue-Ron!bashing. Cursed-Child!bashing as well.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/17/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Applied Chemistry reviews
Harry Potter, hitherto uninvolved with the war on account of being a Squib, learns from his furious parents that Dumbledore has dropped his comatose brother like a hot potato and declared him the Chosen One instead. He takes swift and decisive action. [Oneshot. Wrong Boy-Who-Lived. Squib!Harry. Good!Potters. For whitetigerwolf's Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived Challenge.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/17/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Snape Victorious reviews
After Quirrell's assassination attempt at Harry's first Quidditch match, Snape ceases to wait upon Dumbledore's dithering and takes decisive action. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Bloody Useless Protection reviews
Sometimes the villains win. Magical protections are only as good as their anchors. [Oneshot. Character death. Pre-Hogwarts.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/8/2019 - Complete
Precautionary Measures reviews
Alastor Moody was half-mad, but not stupid. One shot. Crack-ish omakes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/8/2019 - Alastor M., Amelia B. - Complete
Operation Kirk O' Field reviews
With Dumbledore dead and no leads on the Horcruxes, Harry takes early action. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/7/2019 - Harry P., Dobby - Complete
One-Trick Champion reviews
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." Harry discovers his hammer, and the Triwizard Tournament is looking an awful lot like a nail. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 178 - Published: 1/7/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Wheels Within Wheels reviews
Neo notices something strange about his life outside the Matrix. Oneshot.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/6/2019 - Neo, Trinity - Complete
You've ALWAYS Known? reviews
Luke has a disturbing conversation or two. Perhaps he's the sane one in the Skywalker family. [Parody. Oneshot.]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/6/2019 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader - Complete
Luck of the Absurdly Lucky reviews
Thought a mere mouthful of Felix Felicis was impressive? Now, suppose Harry had downed the WHOLE vial... [Crackfic. Parody. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 103 - Published: 12/11/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Capable Cedric reviews
Cedric dodges. History changes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 115 - Published: 11/10/2018 - [Cedric D., Cho C.] Harry P. - Complete
Consistent Blood Protection reviews
The Killing Curse still bounces.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Triwizard Without Tears reviews
A certain amount of lateral thinking goes a long way in the Triwizard Tournament. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 172 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Misuse of Metamorphy reviews
No one expects a certain impersonation. (Oneshot. Crack. Inspired by Rorschach's Blot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 117 - Published: 11/8/2018 - N. Tonks - Complete
Wandmaking reviews
Few wonder. None guess. [Darkfic. Oneshot. Rated M for a reason.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/6/2018 - G. Ollivander - Complete
Love Potioning Gone Wrong reviews
You may have read fics in which Ron and Ginny attempt to Love Potion Harry and Hermione, but never quite like this. Oneshot. Crack. OOC!Weasleys; Love-Potion!Weasleys-bashing.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/5/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Minor Incident, 1982 reviews
The magical section of the Albanian Secret Police handles an unimportant disturbance in a forest nearby the village of [REDACTED].
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/28/2018 - Voldemort - Complete
Dolores Demented reviews
Dolores Umbridge is a half-blood, but not in the way anyone thinks. [Oneshot. Crack.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/19/2018 - Dolores U., Dementors - Complete
Instant Karma! reviews
It is very ill-advised to Confund anyone in control of a passenger motor vehicle. [Oneshot. Epilogue!Ron-bashing. Character death.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/11/2018 - Ron W. - Complete
Confounded Confundus reviews
Harry does not take Ron's comment about his driver's test lightly. [Oneshot. Epilogue!Ron-bashing.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/10/2018 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Debt Collection reviews
In Deathly Hallows, Harry finally demanded repayment of Wormtail's life debt. But what if he'd done that three years earlier? (Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Kill It With… reviews
Regulus remembers something that can destroy Horcruxes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Voldemort, Regulus B., Kreacher - Complete
Potter, That Was Very Gallant Of You reviews
One wand and two syllables make all the difference in the world. (Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/8/2018 - James P., Voldemort - Complete
Having Reached The Mirage reviews
He'd become Hokage. He'd always said that was what he wanted, right? He couldn't complain... [Oneshot. Naruto-centric. Canon-compliant, post-Chapter 700.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/8/2018 - Naruto U. - Complete
Quietus reviews
Kyuubi rewards Naruto for its freedom. Oneshot. AU. Diverges between p. 13 and p. 14 of Chapter 439.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Name Is Not The Thing reviews
"Harry Potter" - so read the scrap of paper that came forth from the Goblet. And so everyone presumes Harry is the Champion. However... (Oneshot. Mildly AU. Slight Ron-bashing.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Making of a Salad reviews
Karin explains the truth of Sarada's parentage to Suigetsu. (Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/22/2018 - Karin U., Suigetsu H., Sarada U. - Complete
Super Harry Versus The Triwizard Tournament reviews
A tribute to all the fics that prefer to have Harry cope with the trials and tribulations of his fourth year through overwhelming firepower. (Parody. Crackfic. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Going Through The Motions reviews
They can be made to participate in the Tournament, but not to treat it seriously. (Crackfic. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Other Monsters reviews
Rose, sole survivor of the original Dragoons, was forced to become the Black Monster for the sake of humanity. In other worlds, the sole survivor still takes on that duty; however, that sole survivor may not be Rose. /AU oneshots/ Chapter 4: Damia.
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 9/22/2017 - Belzac, Damia, Kanzas, Syuveil
Mad Cap reviews
After Harry travels back in time, his Sorting doesn't quite go as planned. (Oneshot. Crack.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/6/2018 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
The One Left Behind reviews
[FE7] Long, long after parting ways with his sister, Nils contemplates the present world. (Oneshot. Nils POV.)
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2018 - Nils, Ninian - Complete
Emptiness reviews
[FE7] Despair can destroy a man, and make him callous to his own destruction. (Nergal-centric oneshot. Set near the end of his time in Arcadia.)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/12/2018 - Nergal - Complete
Episode IX Abridged: Dubious Leaks Edition reviews
An early Episode IX storyboard has supposedly been leaked! It's not very heartening, though… /PARODY/
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2018 - Finn, Poe D., Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Albus Dumbledore, Accelerationist reviews
Many have criticized Albus Dumbledore for not taking adequate steps to undermine Tom Riddle's plays for power, rein in Severus Snape's behavior toward Gryffindors, and see to Harry Potter's welfare... but what if that was the point? 'It is in this revolutionary sense alone, gentlemen, that I vote in favor...' (Manipulative!Dumbledore. Oneshot. Crackfic.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/8/2018 - Albus D. - Complete
Rise of the White Queen reviews
Laying low after her defeat by Phoenix, the White Queen of the Hellfire Club travels abroad with her bodyguard and discovers that her dear bodyguard apparently has a "destiny". So the local super-powered idiots insist, anyway. Hah. She'll show them a "power the Dark Lord knows not"... (Whitetigerwolf's White Knight Challenge: FemHarry/Emma Frost. Femmeslash. WBWL. Oneshot.)
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 137 - Published: 4/30/2018 - [Emma F./White Queen, Harry P.] - Complete
Simplicity reviews
Life was clear and clean. (Oneshot. Sensui-centric. Set before the Black Black Club incident.)
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2018 - S. Sensui, Itsuki - Complete
For The Greater Goof reviews
Or, how Fred and George got the Order of Merlin, First Class, at the august age of thirteen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,486 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/18/2018 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Wizard's Oath reviews
A collection of times the fanon idea of Wizard's Oaths would have proved useful in the canon world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 135 - Published: 4/15/2018
Not His Brother's Keeper reviews
In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 367 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Off The Rails reviews
Amaryllis Potter walks into the Great Hall to present her public petition for emancipation, but things soon spiral out of control beyond even what she anticipated. Oneshot. Fem!Harry. Some Dumbledore-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,282 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 243 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Ah, But Why Not reviews
It turns out a Triwizard Champion can invite ANYONE to the Yule Ball as their date. So why not Bellatrix Lestrange? Fem!Harry and Bellatrix. Pure crackfic. Not to be taken seriously in the slightest. Oneshot. Acceptance of Whitetigerwolf's Black Date Prompt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 150 - Published: 2/21/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Thrint For Brains reviews
Shepard asks a certain creature some questions, and talks a bit about a certain ancient human science-fiction series. Crackfic. Spoilers for Leviathan DLC. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/12/2018 - J. Garson, Shepard, Leviathan - Complete
Passing On The Magician's Choice reviews
Shepard has a few inconvenient questions for the Catalyst. Oneshot. Pro-Destroy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/12/2018 - J. Garson, Shepard, Catalyst - Complete
Pokemon: Rapid Red Version reviews
A speedrun of Pokemon Red, as seen through the eyes of bewildered bystanders.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/8/2018 - Red, Blue O./Green O. (male) - Complete
Ministry Decree 0B-V10-U5 reviews
The Ministry implements a basic security measure which, more or less, may be summed up as "roll up your left sleeve".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/2/2018 - Complete
The Luck of the Cannons reviews
Ron has finally achieved his lifelong dream of playing for the Chudley Cannons - much to his misfortune. [oneshot, crack]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/1/2018 - Ron W. - Complete
The Skrewt He Knows Not reviews
An ending to the Triwizard Tournament you have not seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/31/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
A Serious Hunt reviews
Certain parties decide to end the Death Eater threat before the second war can properly begin. Set in the summer after Goblet of Fire. Rated for violence and subject matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Survivors reviews
Obito escaped the cave rather than Kakashi. AU. Twoshot. Obito x Rin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/28/2018 - [Rin, Obito U.] - Complete
You And What Army? reviews
Naruto has some practical questions about Sasuke's hopes of killing Itachi. Set during the Valley of the End fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/27/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Summoning for Dummies reviews
An alternate universe's Order of the Phoenix have summoned Harry across the dimensions to save them from Voldemort. He outlines why this was an incredibly stupid idea. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 118 - Published: 1/25/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
The Pain We Found Beyond The Sky
Rose and Zieg: the sole survivors of the Dragon Campaign, the star-crossed lovers separated by eleven thousand years, the remnants of remote antiquity. Though they gained heroes' names, the price they paid was far too steep. Spans from Zieg's awakening to the end of the game. Oneshot. Songfic.
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,154 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2018 - Rose, Zieg F. - Complete
Lest Thou Dash Thy Foot Upon A Stone reviews
In the aftermath of the encounter with the Signet, Shana curls up and weeps. (Shana-centric oneshot; not the typical Shana characterization)
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2018 - Shana - Complete
Of All The Taverns In All The Towns In All The World
/AU/ Rose goes for a drink on a whim, much to the shock of another of the tavern's patrons. Oneshot.
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2018 - [Rose, Zieg F.] - Complete
An Anticlimatic Tournament reviews
Slicing the Gordian Knot, Hogwarts-style. /oneshot, Intelligent!Harry/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Fading Embers reviews
He awoke to a world of dust. /Zieg-centric oneshot, long before the events of the game; warning for mentions of suicide/
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Zieg F. - Complete
Stagnation reviews
Before the start of the game, a young Wingly contemplates the world. /Lloyd-centric oneshot/
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Lloyd - Complete
Hallowed Horror reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry takes a moment to really think about the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Harry P., Death - Complete
Ron Weasley: Minion of Voldemort reviews
The walking pile of purple pasta requested his help, and who is he to refuse? /Parody; completely-unserious Ron-bashing/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Ron W., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Five Times Dudley Should Have Done Something reviews
/Dark AU/ If he had been a better person, perhaps it would have made a difference. But he wasn't, and his cousin paid the price.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
The Last Jedi Abridged: Spoiler Edition reviews
I have not actually had the chance to watch The Last Jedi. However, I have stumbled across spoilers. Here is the abridged film, as best I understand it… /PARODY/
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Luke S., Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Detachment reviews
What if Palpatine had been taken in by the Jedi Order? /AU, darkfic, oneshot/
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/25/2017 - E. Palpatine - Complete
WRONG CHAMPION reviews
/Crack/ A fourth Champion is chosen by the Goblet of Fire. It is not whom Barty Crouch Jr. was expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 121 - Published: 11/18/2017 - Severus S. - Complete
Functional Blood Protection reviews
Voldemort should have considered the components of his resurrection a tad more carefully.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Complete
Super Blood Protection reviews
The blood protection, contrary to common fanon, doesn't protect against anyone but Voldemort. But what if it did?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Complete
Tutu Cuckoo reviews
/Crack/ What if the Uchiha legacy was slightly... different...?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Elementary Astronomy reviews
As "Madara" reveals his plan to the Kage Summit, the Raikage has one little question. (Takes place during Chapter 467.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/2/2017 - Complete
Misunderstandings of Passion reviews
Potter seems to have utterly lost what few wits he had. Quite the achievement, in Snape's opinion... And what does this have to with his two friends, anyway? /Oneshot, crack, anti-Ron/Hermione/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/30/2017 - Complete
Why Shouldn't You Get Fired, Again? reviews
Harry's dead, and his Death will get fired if Harry doesn't go back. Well... hmm. Let's think about this... /oneshot, mild angst, minor Dumbledore-bashing and Weasley-bashing; riff on Reptilia28's 'Don't Fear The Reaper' challenge/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 131 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Complete
The Goblet of Fire and The Not Terribly Uncommon Charm reviews
/AU, crack, oneshot/ Suppose the Goblet of Fire really had been vulnerable to the Confundus Charm...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/19/2017 - Complete
Greedy Ron And The Three Seconds Of Thinking Ahead reviews
It's that fanfiction plot again: Ron's been bribed by Dumbledore to pretend to befriend Harry and keep him down! Only... Ron's given this situation a bit of thought... /oneshot, Dumbledore-bashing, mild Ron-bashing, parody/
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/19/2016 - Ron W. - Complete
Armando Dippet And The Two Brain Cells To Rub Together reviews
/AU, oneshot/ Tom Riddle reports on his capture of the Heir of Slytherin. The Headmaster is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Very Quickly Resolved Plot reviews
/Crack, oneshot/ There are worse things in the world than death. They're just as effective, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/11/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete