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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

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Past Mistakes and Present Problems by i am not a chipmunk reviews
When you love someone, you let them go. Isn't that why they always say? But when another person is added to this equation, it becomes increasingly more difficult. Even for the invincible Freddy Jones.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,208 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 7/16/2005
Seer by escptheshdw835 reviews
Maybe he shouldn't have provoked Lavender. But how was he supposed to know that she would tell the whole school? That almost all would shun him? That he'd end up unconscious in the hospital wing? Damn Lavender and her predictions. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,876 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Dean T., Seamus F.
I Will Be There For You by Rana Rai reviews
HermioneSeamus: Lost her parents, abandoned by her friends,discovering a past, who will be there for her when all seems lost. There is rivalry bw Harry and Hermione, so if you don't like that, don't read. Also, there are events ignored in some Harry boo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 65,217 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Hermione G., Seamus F. - Complete
Behind A Veil of Silver and Green: Alex Bellmonte by RaineArilan reviews
ABANDONED! In the days of the Boy Who Lived, to be Slytherin was to be loathed. Few had any clue what it meant to be Pure. Those privileged few who lived in a world of edges and blades, where a single misstep could mean death. The Purebloods. Pity them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 103,584 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Draco M., Blaise Z.
Ice Breaker by kikikiwi reviews
Fred wakes up in the middle of the frozen lake, and ends up having to spend the next week in the hospital wing, and Hermione, having been in a bad potions accident shares the same fate. As time goes on, Fred and Hermione spend a lot of time together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,422 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/31/2005 - George W., Hermione G.
An Unfortunate Miracle: Part II by Eternal Silver Flame reviews
Sequel to An Unfortunate Miracle: Part I. The burden of Ivy's secret begins to show as she begins her second year in the Wizarding world. Will Ivy be able to keep her mouth shut? HBP Spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,616 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - George W., OC - Complete
Missing by DMBfan reviews
The Bakers face a nightmare when one of their own is kidnapped. The missing Baker's fate rests in the hands of three investigators. But it soon becomes apparent that there is more at stake then a kidnapped child. Rated T for violence and language
Cheaper by the Dozen - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,702 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6165 - Favs: 4,567 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
As if life didnt suck enough by MyLittleGlassReflection reviews
Jake Baker was always a happy child. Now, two years later, everything has changed and he has a big secret. What happens when Mike discovers this secret? Will he keep Jake's secret even though its harmful to Jake, and will he ever be happy again? CHAPTER 6
Cheaper by the Dozen - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006
Deamus Drabbles by justanormalgirl357 reviews
This is my collection as SeamusDean drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Dean T., Seamus F.
Summertime Findings by justanormalgirl357 reviews
Seamus spends two weeks at Dean’s house and they find a few things out. SeamusDean
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,943 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Dean T., Seamus F.
Band Makeover by BrandedButterfly reviews
This takes place 6 years in the future. Dewey Finn is getting older and wants to slide into the background for a while. The person they get is...interesting to say the least. This is her story.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,005 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 12/13/2003
A Change of Heart by depressionisanillusion reviews
Freddy's POV. Here’s a scenario. You really hate someone, and you love you annoy them because of the reactions you get. But what happens when you don’t get those reactions anymore? And when you don’t hate them anymore...
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,540 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004
Sickness by xfilesguy123 reviews
Jake starts to get very sick after a run in with some bullies. As he grows weaker and weaker, it's up to his family and two doctors to save him. A lot more interesting then it sounds. Rated T for language and some violence
Cheaper by the Dozen - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,093 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005
OotP: A Marauders Reaction by Convicted-of-the-Saucy reviews
The marauders, well 3 out of 4 of them plus Lily and her friend read OotP! 2nd chapter is when they start reading! Enjoy! Chapter 7 up!Truth or Dare. What Lily picked
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,862 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Animality by Corrupted Desires reviews
Trio's 5th Year AU: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, Ginny and Draco are turned into hybrid wild animals thanks to a multiple potions accident. Can Snape cure them before he goes insane? COMPLETE (You need to log in for your reviews if you want me to actually answer your questions!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,547 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
Old Faces, New Tricks by Jagged Epiphany reviews
COMPLETE! The epic fic starring Fred, George, Lee, Angelina, Alicia and Katie! As the story now draws to a close, the group is faced with one crisis after another. Who will pull through and who will fall apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 299,278 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 3/12/2002 - George W., Alicia S. - Complete
Skirting the Issue by Ridley Jack reviews
Dean was perfectly happy, until Seamus asked Dean about 'him'. Now he was confused. What did Seamus mean? What did he want? Was Seamus trying to tell him something? Title pretty much explains the plot. Deamus Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Dean T., Seamus F.
The Taxi Cab by KrazieKim522 reviews
What happens when the Harry Potter characters get stuck in a taxi cab with a very annoying Sirius Black? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Sirius B.
Haters by Leigh Parker reviews
Kim Baker isn't as perfect, five years later. Jessica Baker is more perfect than ever. What happens when a tragic accident tears them apart? COMPLETED!
Cheaper by the Dozen - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Complete
ErMyNee by Sugarquill824 reviews
HBP spoiler alert! Hermione makes a visit to Ron in the late hours of the night, and both make some startling, yet pleasant, discoveries about how they feel about each other. Rating because of Ron's mouth and some general sappiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
No one Wants to Date a Fairy by InkImperfect reviews
A three part Dean&Seamus story in which Seamus comforts, they ramble drunkenly, and no one wants to date a fairy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Seamus F., Dean T.
Size Matters by Zeppelin Girl reviews
Summer has an eating dissorder. She wants to be skinny and like all the other girls Freddy has dated in the past. What will happen when she takes it TOO far?
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,536 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005
I Will Always Love You by dark dimension reviews
this is a hermioneharry fic, my second overall, and i hope you'll like it. hermione went a bit goth, the first chapter is kind of jumpy, but it gets better i promise.. harry is there to comfort her.. what will it lead to? rated for later chapters. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Straight as a Pin by justanormalgirl357 reviews
Dean says he is straight as a pin. Seamus finds out if he's lying or not. SeamusDean. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
They Won't Let You Down by depressionisanillusion reviews
Katie has been kidnapped, and the band isn't sure whether she's still alive. When Summer dissapeas, thins get even worse, and Zack and Freddy aren't going to stand by. ZK FS
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005
Getting to know me by ThePhoenixes reviews
Hermione is sick and tired of the act she's fed everyone for years, someone else is tired too, who are they really? How will people react?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Hermione G., Dean T.
Compatible by justanormalgirl357 reviews
Hogwarts gets back the compatible paper. What happens when they get the results and someone gets a bit jealous? Humor, Romance, giggling griffindor boys!RonHermione. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Discussion Over Peeps by chibigirl626 reviews
An friendship between two Gryffindors evolves into something more through a discussion while eating marshmallow chicks. A fluffy little Easter fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Seamus F., Hermione G. - Complete
I Knew It by Dwarfed Half Elf reviews
ONE-SHOT! Hermione rightly accuses Ron, and that led to another argument. Similar, though very different, to Prefect's Meeting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Two Brothers by jemztone reviews
ONE-SHOT What happens when one twin starts liking his other half? If you want to know, read and find out! TWINCEST
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,153 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/16/2004 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Haunted by readysetsmile reviews
Dewey’s apartment gang need their space. So, a new band practiceafter-school-program place is retrieved. But, the ‘tenants’ of the new place may not be too happy about this… (full summary inside :))
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 8/18/2004
Once Upon a Time’s and Happily Ever After’s by CloverRock reviews
I knew that he was waiting for an “Oh, Dean. I’m so happy for you.” But I wasn’t. I should have been, but I am a selfish, selfish person. He left me. He didn’t want me anymore... And I lived Happily Ever After (Het and Slash: Dean-Seamus)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Seamus F., Dean T.
Rockin' Reunion! by readysetsmile reviews
Rated just to be safe. It’s been three years since the band separated three years since they’ve seen each other. Now, they’re back and the past finally catches up with the School of Rock. COMPLETE with Epilogue!
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,897 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Complete
Thicker Than Water by SocialSuicide reviews
One Shot. Cheaper by the Dozen We never found out what happened to the bullies that made fun of Charlie and Lorain. This is what I would have done. Also what happened after. Read and Review.
Cheaper by the Dozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
Breaking The Mirror by Fire Of The Stars reviews
My fist collides with the mirror, shattering the glass. It falls in shards to the floor, taking me with it." twincest deathfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/22/2003 - George W.
Reunion by plumeria reviews
Sequel to Separation. The twins no longer look alike - how will they react? **Twincest warning**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2001 - George W., George W.
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well, i've found my precious, and its not a ring reviews
previously called 'Dad' DeanHermione. Dean and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl. Some playful banter ensues, which turns into something more... rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Dean T., Hermione G.
Ronald Weasley, I need you reviews
ONE SHOT RonHermione. After HBP. Ron and Hermione are hunting, no, eliminating and arresing the remaining death eaters and they get split up temporarily. haha. i suck at summarys read the story to see more about this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Just a little kiss between 'Friends' reviews
ONE SHOT! Deamus. I think he's gay. and i want to know if its true. Why? Cause im gay and i fancy him. AAH! i knew it! Read the story to see what else!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
It all started with a Silencio reviews
ONE SHOT. explained better in story. GeorgeHermione fluff with a bit of Ron's sadness and hurt. rated T only for medium snoggage. It starts with a silencio hence title and ended up in tears. hee hee i suck at summarys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2005 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
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