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My name is Ash and I'm from the U.S. And really no clue what to write in my profile! haha. I LOVE Trories the most, Rogans second, PDLDs, and sometimes Lits. My favorite show of course, is Gilmore Girls!

Quotes

True friends don't stand beside you when things get hard. They carry you because you no longer have the strength to go on.

A Good friend would be there to bail you out of jail, a BEST friend would be sitting next to you saying "damn that was that was fun!"

"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive." -Van Wilder

Life moves pretty fast. and if you don't stop and look around. you could miss it. - Ferris Bullers Day Off -

"This is the greatest moment of your life man, and your off somewhere missing it!"

-Fight club-Tyler Durden

GILMORE GIRLS

Finn:"Who's as drunk as i am?"

Collin:"No one Finn, since Spencer Tracy died"

Finn:"Have I met you yet?"

Rory:"Several times"

Finn:"Alright then"

Rory: Logan, Slow down!

Logan: Slow down you die Ace.

Rory: Yea, well, if you run in heels you kinda die also

Gilmore Girls

Rory: I am dancing, I can not control where my glance goes and the few moments where I can control it; my glance goes to Dean not you.
Jess: So, you can't control when you look at me but, you have to force yourself to look at him (to Dean) sorry man that's cold.

Rory: So, is this party Grandma's having going to be a big deal?
Lorelai: Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbra Streisand will give her final concert... again.
Rory: Uh-huh.
Lorelai: Now, the Pope has previous plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis and Jim Morrison are coming and they're bringing chips.

Lorelai: Hey, you didn't wake me up.
Rory: I set the clock.
Lorelai: Yes, but see, the clock stops ringing once I throw it against the wall giving me ample time to fall back to sleep. You, however, never stop yapping no matter how hard I throw you, thus insuring the wake up process.

Jess: You didn't answer me.
Rory: About what?
Jess: Did you call me at all?
Rory: No.
Jess: Did you send me a letter?
Rory: No.
Jess: Postcard?
Rory: No.
Jess: Smoke signal?
Rory: Stop.
Jess: A nice fruit basket?
Rory: Enough.

Lorelai: What, did you break into our house, you got all dressed in black and pulled a Mission: Impossible?
Jess: Actually, I came down the chimney and pulled a Santa Claus.
Lorelai: Very funny.
Jess: Thought a ridiculous accusation deserved a ridiculous response.

Rory: Why aren't you dancing?
Jess: I'm dancing on the inside.

Paris: For example, I can instantly deduce that when someone hears the name Paris in the same sentence with the word date, jaws will drop, confused looks will cover faces, words like 'how' and 'why' and 'Quick, Bob, get the children in the minivan because the world is obviously coming to an end.' will immediately fly out of people's mouths.

Luke: The truth hurts
Lorelai: No, you know what hurts. Having a screwdriver jammed in the side of your head.

Tourist: Excuse me, I'm so sorry to bother you. Which way is 44th?
Rory: Oh, um, that way.
Tourist: Great, thanks.
Rory: I got asked directions.
Jess: I saw.
Rory: He took me for a native. That's so cool.
Jess: That's very impressive. 44th's the other way.

Luke: Hey, Kirk, what's with the...?
Kirk: It's not a purse!
Luke: I wasn't going to say "purse". What's with the gay bag?

(Finn shooting drunkenly at the targets)

Finn: Okay, Im bored, I wanna be a target

Logan: Your always a target, Finn

Finn: In Omnia, Paratus. (Finn walking away haughtily)

Logan: If you wanna interview Finn, Ace, you better do it fast...

(Finn is being carried on a stretcher)-I missed the mat.

Logan: Again?

Finn: I'll be fine. Don't worry about me. In omnia!

Rory: What are they going to do?

Logan: What do you think they're going to do?

Rory: They're not going to jump?

Logan: They're gonna jump!

Rory: That's like seven stories! They'll die.

Logan: We're all gonna die one day.

Rory: But those four are today.

Logan: Six.

Rory: I see four.

Logan: I'm heading up.

Rory: Ugh. Of course you are.

Logan: And Finn was supposed to do it but few us figured he'd make it this far so there's an extra space.

Rory: No.

Logan: And we're not gonna die. No one in the Life and Death Brigade has ever died. Old ones have.

Rory: I am not going to jump

Logan: People can live a hundred years without really living a minute..you climb up here with me thats one less minute you haven’t lived..

Rory: Lets go..

Rory: (walking up to latter) I am not a fan of latters

Logan: Yea, they scare the crap out of me too.

Rory: High, we are very high...

Logan: I’ve been higher

Rory: I meant distance from the ground

Logan: That too

Seth: This is totally safe. And it goes with your outfit. Nice.

Rory: Why do they look so worried?

Logan: They're low on champagne. You can back out, you know? No one's forcing you.

Rory: I know.

Logan: You trust me?

Rory: You jump, I jump, Jack.

Logan: I really should've confirmed that those potatoes were okay.

Logan takes Rory's hand and they jump.

Seth: Oh, thank God!

Logan: You did good, Ace.

Rory holds Logan's hand to her heart.

Rory: It was a once in a lifetime experience.

Logan: Only if you want it to be.

Logan: Rory! There you are I've been looking everywhere for you. I'm late. I'm sorry. Don't be mad. I'm Logan Huntzberger.

Jordan: Jordan Chase.

Logan: Good to meet you. Thanks for keeping my girl busy. If you hadn't she would've noticed how late I am and then she would might have left and that would have been very very bad.

Jordan: Excuse me, I'm sorry. You're with her.

Logan: Going on a year and a half.

Jordan: Great. Then what the hell am I doing here.

Rory: Ugh. Thank you.

Logan: You looked cornered.

Rory: You know my grandparents.

Logan: My folks are good friends with Richard and Emily. Okay, so, Lesson One in coping with painfully boring parties is to form a sub-party.

Rory: Where are you going?

Logan: Finn!

Rory: Finn's here?

Logan: Finn!

Finn: You rang?

Logan: Time for a change of venue.

Finn: Oh, fantastic. (to Rory) Do I know you?

Logan: Refill?

Rory: Sure. Why not?

Finn: Because drinking is bad. It's very very bad and we're bad for doing it. (to Rory) Spank me.

Rory: I think the hangover tomorrow will be punishment enough.

Finn: She hasn't had enough champagne, Logan.

Logan: Hmm. So, who's it gonna be?

Rory: What?

Logan: Well, this shindig's an obvious meat market. I got the feeling your grandparents are expecting for you to choose someone tonight. So..?

Finn: (kneeling with champagne and flowers) Me. Pick me.

Colin: No, pick me.

Guy: Pick me.

Guy: Pick me.

Group: Pick me! Pick me!

Finn: But I'm exotic.

Colin: So is the Asian bird flu.

Logan: Wow. A room full of guys and still extremely slim pickings.

Rory: Well, I don't know. It's a pretty tough choice. Maybe I should let my boyfriend help me choose.

Logan: You have a boyfriend?

Finn: I'm crushed.

Colin: Ain't it always the way?

Logan: Do Richard and Emily know about this?

Rory: Yeah, they do.

Logan: They were just trying to make sure you had a back-up?

Rory: No, they're just...oh, no! What time is it?

Finn: It's crying time.

Colin: Eight forty-five.

Rory: Dean is meeting me at eight thirty.

Logan: Where?

Rory: Here. Out front.

Logan: Dean? Is this the boyfriend?

Rory: Yes, it's the boyfriend.

Logan: Well, we gotta see this guy.

Rory: What?

Logan: See who the man is that's won your heart. Gotta make sure he's good enough.

Rory: But..?

Logan: Let's go boys! (to Rory) You coming?

Professor Bell: Hey Sigmund! Like it or not here are the same basic characters, over and over.
Colin: Excuse me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Professor Bell: I'm right in the middle of a class.
Colin: I'm sorry. It's just...Rory, you can't just walk out like that, not after everything we've been through. You just left, I was still in bed. I mean, what is that all about?
Professor Bell: You need to do this later.Colin: I can't do this later. Rory, I love you, dammit. How many times do I have to tell you? God, just talk to me.
Professor Bell: Okay. Out. Right now! Just get..
Logan: Colin! What are you doing, man?
Colin: Get the hell out of here.
Logan: She's with me now. I thought I told you that. Let it go.
Colin: I will not let it go.
Logan: She doesn't love you. Rory, tell him you don't love him.
Colin: Everything was fine until you came along.
Logan: Oh, don't blame me because you couldn't keep her.
Colin: I swear to God I'm gonna kill you.
Logan: Oh, I'd love to see you try.
Colin lunges at Logan.
Professor Bell: Stop it! Stop it right now! Anthony, get security! Break it up! What are you trying...gentlemen. You are losing control. You are in a classroom.
Finn walks in blowing a whistle.
Finn: Alright, that's enough. Break it up. Rory Gilmore, you should be ashamed of yourself..toying with these boys like this. They used to have pride. They used to have dignity. They used to have balls. Dammit, Gilmore, give 'em back their balls.

Richard: Logan!

Logan: Richard. Wow. This is a pleasant surprise. Finn, Colin, you know Richard, don't you?

Richard: Hello boys. Nice to see you. Logan I wanted to talk to you. I just heard about the incident.

Logan: The..?

Richard: I heard you professed your feelings for Rory.

Logan: Whaa?

Richard: Mr. Bell is a very dear friend of mine as is the Dean of Admissions. Well, you know in this place news travels fast.

Logan: Look...

Richard: I have to tell you that while I understand what could have driven you to such a public display of affection, there is a proper time and place for that sort of thing. In a classroom in the middle of class is not one of them.

Logan: No. I know. I..

Richard: However, what's done is done. It's out. So I dropped by to tell you that I've spoken to your father.

Logan: My father?

Richard: We pounded out a few things, property agreements, pre-nups, that sort of thing.

Logan: Okay, I think that there's been some..

Richard: Oh, I think we've come to a very fair agreement. I'm sure that you'll be pleased. We're setting up a dinner next week to finalize the engagement and start talking about the ceremony. Emily is handling all the newspaper announcements so not to worry that's all being taken care of.

Logan: But..?

Richard: She is a fine young lady, Logan. I want her to be happy. You'll take care of that, I assume. Alright, I'll let you get back to your coffee break. Nice seeing all of you again. And Logan? Welcome to the family, son.(Finn and Colin walk into Jail)

Finn: Well, This is much nicer than the last place we picked him up from.

Colin: Yes, we defiantly need to keep this place in mind for future infractions.

Colin: Excuse me officer, we are wondering if one Logan Hundtzburger has been released from your fine custody, yet?

Officer: Nope, have a seat.

Colin: well, we’ll be over here

Finn: And if you have a moment we’d like to order some appetizers.

(Officer just looks at Finn)

(Finn talks to Colin while walking over to sit down next to Colin and Lorelai)

Finn: So typical, Logan would have to get busted during the one time I almost got Rosemary to go home with me.

Colin: Its Vintage Hundtzburger my friend, Friday in jail

Finn: The boy knows to party

Colin: and stealing Richardson’s boat, Genius (they do a little finger shake thing)

Finn: Lets not forget the Lovely Rory.

Colin: Yes, Maxwell Smart finally found his 99.

Officer: Rory Gilmore is coming out now.

Lorelai: oh, okay, thank you

Colin: You’re here for Rory?

Lorelai: Yea...

Finn: Oh, we would have taken her home.

Colin: Just so you know, she was covered.

Lorelai: Wow, the relief..

Colin: Im Colin, this is Finn, and you are...?

Lorelai: Her Mother.

Finn: My god, those are some good genes.

(Rory come out, Lorelai gets up and talks to her. They are walking out. While walking out of the jail they pass Finn and Colin. When Lorelai has turned her back Finn and Colin get down on their knees and bow to Rory. Lorelai turns around and they sit back in their chairs quickly and just after Rory and Lorelai leave they burst out laughing)

At night Rory, Logan, Colin, Rosemary, Stephanie, and Finn walking out of the pub as its closing.

Finn: somewhat shouting “Good morning New Haven my my you look fresh and appealing tonight.

Off screen guy: yells “SHUTUP”

Finn: "God has spoken to me... rather rudely."

Rory: “Finn keep it down.”

Colin: stands on a lamppost with a shout glass and yells “Finn watch Testing Go!” and throws the class. It hits the floor as Finn makes a gun movement.

Logan: Leaning against the car with Rory “Why are we leaving Ace?”

Rory: “Because there’re closing”

Logan: “That’s no excuse.”

Rory: “We’ve over stayed our welcome.”

Logan: “That makes me sad.”

Rory: “You got your plane to catch in the morning.

Stephanie: leaning against a mailbox on the other side of the street with Rosemary. “That can wait!”

Rosemary: “Why?”

Stephanie: “Because Finn didn’t make a pass at me.”

Finn: “No love my brain is cloudy, here is my pass at you… PASS…” swings his arms “Pass” does the same movement again.

Colin: “That’s so expositional”

Rory: “Guys just get into the car.”

Both Colin and Finn look into the back seat of the car with the door open then at the same time look at Rory.

Colin: “I’ve forgotten how to get into a car.”

Finn: “Me too Rory you didn’t have your owners manual with you do you love?”

Rory: Oh my god just get in.” she yells and Finn and Colin slowly get in.

Stephanie: “Bon Voyage!"

Rosemary: “Good luck with your wrangling.” Both girls leave

Logan: “One more drink” he says and heads for the gate that leads to the pub.

Colin: who was about to get into the car points at Logan and yells, “Oh, we’ve got a runner!”

BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE!? - Johnny Depp (Greatest line!)

78

Too Weird to live...to rare to die

Impossible to walk in this muck!

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

No more of that talk or I'll put the fuckin' leeches on you, understand?

Raoul Duke: How long could we maintain? I wondered.

How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car?

If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs.

Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking?

Did they hear me?

Raoul Duke: There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us.
Dr. Gonzo: Shoot it.
Raoul Duke: Not yet, I want to study its habits.

Don't take any guff from these fucking swine

What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song right now, at this moment?

Our vibrations were getting nasty. But why? Was there no communication in this car? Had we deteriorated to the level of dumb beasts?

Quick! Like a bunny!

-The wonderful Hunter S. Thompson.