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Joined 07-15-05, id: 855643
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Do to literary expectations, Uh-Oh's gone, replaced with my new story "Where are the Lettters HERO in Murderer?" It will get better, I'm just throwing out a nibble for now.

Btw The 17th(the day I'm posting this) of December, is my birthday. If you want to holler, holler.

A few Q&A's.

Q: When did you start writing fanfics?

A: When I was...11? I was thinking them up at age 8, especially with stories where Harry had a godmother named Augusta who hooked up with Sirius.

Q:Where do you live?

A: EXCUSE ME?!How can you not know I live at Hogwarts?

Q: What are you?

A: 1/4 Native American, 1/8 Scottish, 1/8 Irish, 1/2 Amphibian

q: Any kids?

A:No real ones, but I've got a few (okay, a dozen) stuffed animals, and a few cyberpets, and imaginary pets...and two real cats. I had a goldfish, and a beta, but they went belly up.

Okay, that's enough Q&A for now.Bya

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Once in a Lifetime by LionandLamb81 reviews
This is the story of Rose Weasley. She had been warned to stay away from Scorpius Malfoy. There is just something about him that wont let her stop thinking about him,does she even want to? rated this M because i may want to try my hand at lemons later on
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Perpetual Darkness by chris ikari II reviews
Harry is in Azkaban, and is about to be sentanced to the Dementors Kiss... What ever shall he do. Not Slash, Not Super, Not your average Harry!Azkaban fic either! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Prodigal Daughter by iluvfanfics1 reviews
Four years ago, Ginny Weasley left England to find herself. Now she's back and with a few surprises. Four years ago, Harry Potter let Ginny walk away without telling her the truth. Will he be able to be honest with her this time?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 228,048 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Rift in Time by Talicr reviews
What if Harry Potter was kidnapped by Voldemort? What if his friends thought him dead? What if he was held for seven years? What if he escaped, and he came back? Warnings: torture, AU, possibly sensitive religious theme
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,363 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Harry P.
Make Me Bad by ShyLionHeart reviews
Harry and co. are back at Hogwarts and things are getting crazy. Along with new students, new parties, and old dance partners new challenges will arize, but will our heros be insane and sober enough to face them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Stoners World by ShyLionHeart reviews
Harry has trouble sleeping and is swept into Fred and George's world of drugs, boose, and sex. He discovers secrets, learns more about the real Hogwarts and and a blast traveling down the crazy roller coaster that Fred and George refer to as being a norma
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Harry P., George W.
Time of Your Life by zerowolfgirl reviews
Boo. This is Minerva McGonagall's story. Her beginning, middle and end. Her hardships and heartache. The tale untold, of scandal, death and love. This is her story told by her, no one else. The truth is finally out. Rating for later chapters. RR please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Minerva M., Albus D.
The Ultimate CrossOver by Queen of Anonymity reviews
When one of Neville's potions goes awry, characters from Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter are transported to the land of Tortall. Chapter 5 posted! READ AND REVIEW!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,271 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006
Hermione Granger: Dieing on the Inside by Pink Blondie reviews
Hermione is abused by a family member your supposed to trust. Harry loves her and finds out. Will he help her or leave her to drown. I suck cuz this is my first story but oh well! rr pleaz tell me what i'm doing wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Cowboys and Angels by GeeksUnited reviews
Because of the wedding planning for Fleur and Bill, the Burrow has been mostly empty except for Harry and Ginny. Consequently, Harry and Ginny spend much time alone...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Harry Potter: Trapped in the Water Closet by Alice Dodgson reviews
Harry realizes that he is in love with Snape when he catches the Potions Master on the toilet. A parody of Snarry fics, as well as various other fanfiction cliches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
At the Beginning by Fidelis613 reviews
Bill and Fleur's wedding amongst the tension before the war. BillFleur, HPGW, RWHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
Battle of the Sexes by Friends yet Enemies reviews
When Ron and Hermione get the same grade on a quiz, Hermione will stop at nothing to see that Ronald is taught a lesson. RxHr.....T for launguage and interesting situations...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
It's a Twin Thing by Mandrin Orange reviews
Fred and George have their own untold adventures...especially when it comes to detentions. Rated T for very crude humor, just to be super safe, and slightly sexual situations in the first chapter. Nothing really happens, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,172 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 6/24/2005 - George W.
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
The First Blood by RoibenRavus reviews
Harry makes his first conscious kill to save Ginny, but the mental affects have scarred him. This is how he reacts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Against His Will by Shiemi reviews
COMPLETE! Slytherins gang up and curse Harry. What kind of curse was it? He discovers when he sees Snape and starts acting strange! SNARRY humour with sexual situations. ENDS IN FLUFF! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Complete
The Riddle of Jim Lillian by bobsaqqara reviews
As the New Headmistress, McGonagall recalls the events of the tragic Final Battle she stumbles across a mystery that will involve Hermione, Ron, Harry, Ginny, Remus, and Kingsley, and make her question whom she can trust. AU pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,972 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Do or Die by NikkiEvans reviews
Takes place after Draco flees the castle in HPB. DracoGinny. Songfic to Do or Die by Papa Roach. HPB spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Voldemort's 1st Daughter by your loverrr x reviews
What would happen if Voldemort had a daughter? What would happen if Voldemort suddenly dies, and no one knowing how he did? Chapter 2 writer's credit to Miss Lizzie Rose!CHAPTER 5 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005
Sex Ed by Fidelius Charm reviews
The teacher’s feel it is necessary for all upperclassmen to participate in Sex Ed. But what’s even worse is the longterm project. Poor Hermione how will she survive Malfoy and a mechanical baby watching their every move until Christmas?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dilemma by MexicanPocahontas reviews
When Cho Chang tells Harry that she is having their baby, only Hermione is there to help him cope with it, leading to possible love. REVIEW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
It's love No doubt about it by your loverrr x reviews
Ron and Hermione have been secretly going out. Harry finds out about it. It is short yes I know, but it's my first fic EVER! please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Fun Summer by your loverrr x reviews
Hermione and Harry visit the Burrow for the summer. Ron and Hermione like each other. RHr and HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
A Sight Unseen by koswarg reviews
[HarryLuna] Harry Potter has gone blind. A rambling about how he has adjusted to life as a blind man and someone who helped him to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Secrets by doxxy reviews
[[HBP spoiler.]] Ginny's pregnant with Harry's baby. So is Cho. Harry's caught in an ocean full of lies, deception and secrets. Rated M for soon to be sex scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Harry P., Cho C.
Harry Potter and the Ancient Powers by Blues reviews
au harry's 5th year at Hogwarts, it starts out pretty bad, being humiliated in front of the whole wizarding world, kidnapped and tortured... but he has new powers, and only Snape can help. warning: torture, angst, mention of rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Tell No Lies by Necrocora reviews
Ginny gets put up to one final dare, one which forces her to face her worst fear... the Draco Monster. Rated T for language and sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Chop Suey by Insane Drow reviews
A story of what Harry feels a decade after Voldemort's defeat. Inspired by System of a Down's Chop Suey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Harry P.
Tella's Job by Dream Phantom reviews
Perry hands Dix an assignment that lands him in the middle of a strange job that he's not sure has anything to do with the magic he knows.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2005
Faltering by Yami no Kogo reviews
Er...please be gentle. This is my first horror fic. It's a one-shot. There is an aweful lot of swearing in here, so if your offended by that, please don't read. Harry, goes a little...crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
A uh BOND Between Sisters by Fluffeh Peenk Toaster reviews
Hey, wanna know a disturbing look at why Petunia REALLY hates Lily? ...Well, you really prolly don't. But if you do, read it. xD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Lily Evans P.
Flight of a Dove by magicalmoments reviews
Ginny marries Harry, but she realizes that she and her child are endangered by him. She flees, bringing their child with her. Years later, Harry can control himself, but can Ginny accept him? Can she turn away from the life she has begun to live?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Lesser of Two Evils: Year One by lasaireigh reviews
Harry Potter has a few tricks up his sleeve that Dumbledore and Voldemort will never see coming! (Warning: This fic includes possessed squeak toys. Don't drink anything while reading.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,434 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Harry P.
How You Remind Me by AC Mathur 'teh Chibi Dudette reviews
26yr old Harry Potter roams the ruins of Diagon Alley; many regrets in his mind. Songfic to nickelback's How You Remind Me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Harry P.
Random Stories for Hyper People by redireas reviews
Be warned: Incredibly random stories are included. Hyper people will enjoy this random collection of stories written by me when I was hyper. Chapter two is up. ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 8/24/2004
Belive it or not by valanthe reviews
Song fic to Nickelback's belive it or not. one shot. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Pansy 076 by Horse's Patoot reviews
Rated R for safety. During Summer holiday Pansy, Hermione, and Ginny have a confrontation over the internet. How will it effect them when they return to school? It just goes to show how completely immature and stupid teenage girls can be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Your Place Or Mine? by Majick reviews
Harry's the last virgin in the boys seventh year dormitory, and when Ginny and he decide to go further with their relationship, he turns to Neville for magical help and advice. But Neville's spell goes horribly, gender-bendingly wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,807 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Revenge of the Fools by Necrocora reviews
Ginny accidentally places a curse on Malfoy that makes him obsessed with Harry Potter and Teletubbies and must find a way to take it off before anyone suspects it isn't just an April Fool's Day joke. FINISHED and in the editing process
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,241 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts gets HIGH by Toordle reviews
oO This is the RANDOMEST thing EVER. Draco and Harry are insane, Ron is ghetto, Hermione is retarded, Harry gets killed by a book...DumbledoreBuckbeak, HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/21/2004
A Suicide Victimand a Murderer by sexy-sirius-baby27 reviews
It may not be the best fic. Harry and Ginny are married. They have a seven year old girl, twins and a baby boy. Rated pg for death
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Summer fun at Hermoine's by Digit-the-Grey reviews
Previously called the Summer of love. R for a reason, chapters 3 and on. I stink at summary's so just read it. More fluff than a teddy bear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Wake Up! by Fluffeh Peenk Toaster reviews
A stupid/pointless/short/annyoing fanfic. Only one chapter..........
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
Wet Socks and a Bottle of Cough Medicine by elise the westside rainbow kid reviews
Harry Potter + sick retarded fun = good times ***CHAPTER FOUR IS UP!!!*** (Please R/R, but no flames!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2002 - Published: 4/20/2002
Oh , the Insanity by Spamkatie reviews
Harry is a squirrel. Draco is a girl. Written on a sugar high
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2001
Where are the Letters HERO in Murderer? reviews
A little bit of a snippet of the Aftermath. If you're going to flame me, make it coherant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Harry P.
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