xLintux
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Joined 07-15-05, id: 855810
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and Jade Empire.

-wave- loha! I be xLintux. And this? This is my ickle Black and White Paradise =o
As opposed to the Pink Paradise of the Order of the Sues -shifty eyes- Britney would kill me if she thought I was copying her pretty little Paradise... She's amazingly deadly with that longsword xB Even if she does whine about breaking her perfectly manicured nails...

Name - Alice

Age - 16

Gender - female, last time I checked o.0

I live... - In Manchester. England.

My favourite... Movies - Oooh... Uh, all Lord of The Rings, all Harry Potter, the original Star Wars,Dogma, The Devils Advocate, Constantine, Stigmata, Waynes World 1 and 2, Evolution, Training Day, Coach Carter, Scary Movie-only 1 and 3, 50 First Dates, all the Alien films, Chronicles of Riddick, A Man Apart, What A Girl Wants, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Two Weeks Notice, Miss Congeniality 1, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, etc... The list goes on o0

... Books - All Tamora Pierce x3, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Da Vinci Code, all Redwall books, His Dark Materials, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, all Alex Rider spybooks, C.S Lewis books! -c'mon, who doesent love Narnia and Aslan?-, Eragon, Eldest, Dragonriders of Pern, Garth Nix books, Blind Beauty, Black Beauty, etc. Pretty much any books I lay my hands on

... Actors - Gotta be Vin Diesel, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Keanu Reeves, Sean William Scott, Chris Rock,Hayden Christensen, Ewan McGregor, Orlando Bloom, Sean Bean, Adam Sandler, Silent Bob and Jay, and -collapses, dooling- so many yummy actors

My birthday -12th February

Star Sign - Aquarius

Hobbies - Guitar - Acoustic and Electric. We have a band xD Duuuude, ff.net, Writing, Drawing, Singing -badly, I know-, poetry, horseriding -competitive-, Shopping, Army Cadets (I can strip down and reassemble a Russian Kalashnikov AK-47 Assault Rifle pretty easily now. Yay), Paintballing, Assault Courses, Ice Hockey, Boy-hunting

My Future - Well, I finish high-school this year. -whimper- damn GCSE's... Then I'm going on to college, if I get good results, and the hopefully University. Please, let me do well in my GCSE's -breaks down from nerves-

My own characters - Mostly I use Caisha, a girl sorta styled on me who tends to fall through to other worlds more than can be healthy. She's a sarcastic bitch, really. And I also use Illyra, who either plays Caisha's sister or her best friend. She's sorta styled on my best friend Alison, who's like my sister, so it works out x3 She's absolutely insane. Shes good-natured and gets along with everyone... Apart for Lord Wyldon, because he smashed her contact lense xO!

. In the works .

Oh Sweet God, I'm a Mary Sue

Discovering the Stars

Saga of the Wyvern

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Swept Away by CocoBeans reviews
Same ploy: Girl dropped into ME, meets Legolas, blah, blah, blah, but one problem: she's in the first hundred years of the Third Age. But will she be stuck in her Pj's forever? Will the Dwarves come kill her? And will Haldir go insane because of her?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,075 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Haldir, Legolas
Damn! I'm a Mary Sue! by Little Lathril reviews
Sam dives into the pool at the school Swimming Carnival & finds herself in Middle Earth with a mission & a new name. Yet another Girl Falls Into ME, 10th walker. A parody on the MS; we're making fun of ourselves here! OC pairings & general madness within.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 92,652 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Boromir, Elrohir - Complete
The Traveler The Lord of the Rings by Captain Oblivious reviews
Begun long ago and maturing over seven years, this hopeless Mary Sue story grew into something halfway decent. A young girl named Riley learns what it means to succeed in life. Enjoy, R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 143,281 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 8/29/2002 - [Legolas, OC] Boromir - Complete
Ollivander's Surprise by blackbananas reviews
The old wandmaker takes revenge on the impeding rush of MarySues in the wizarding world. First story. Don't let that deter you, because it's awesome. CHAPTER 3 NOW UP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 10/29/2005
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Oh Sweet God, I'm a Mary Sue reviews
As Caisha makes a rather dramatic impact on the world of Middle Earth, several things bother her. One, shes feeling vaguely Mary Sueish. Two, she has blue hair. And Three? Elrohir stole her mascara...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,869 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 7/31/2005
Saga of the Wyvern reviews
Life after the defeat of the Emperor is unexplored, the life of our heros untold. This tale tells the story of Wu and Sky's firstborn, who's desperate attempts to live up to her mothers legend land her in some rather tricky situations.
Jade Empire - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2006
Discovering the Stars reviews
The Exile, haunted by Kreia's dying words, follows Revan to the unknown regions in search of Revan and the mysterious threat fixed on the galaxy. Only, the crew of the Ebon Hawk aren't too happy about being left behind. ExileAtton pairing.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005