Stupidity Unleashed: Hello and welcome all to the Stupidity Unleashed interview. Now! May the interviewing commence!. (turns to interviewer) START!

interviewer person: O...k...On to the first question...(looks down at paper) Please state your first name.

Stupidity Unleashed: Xenia, pronounced Seh-nii-uh. It's Greek for hospitality :D

interviewer person: Well that's dandy, but we don't care. Why would we? Your sole purpose here is to write some stupid fanfic which, might I add doesn't exist at this moment -save for the ONE SHORT AS HELL CHAPTER you wrote not too long ago only to be deleted- and you're already promising them at the end of this bio! I bet no one'll even like them either...minus that suck-up in the corner over there. (looks at him)

suck-up kid: (points to self questioningly)

interviewer person: (nods and narrows eyes)

Stupidity Unleashed: (glares) How dare you insult me in such a way and belittle my fan-

interviewer person: Yes, "fan" cause there's only one of them. (snicker)

Stupidity Unleashed: Did I mention I hate you? Just get on with the next question.

interviewer person: Your age?

Stupidity Unleashed: Heh, old enough to read lemons!...I think. (- bum-bum-buuumm! -) Well, actually if you ask me-

interviewer person: Which no one is.

Stupidity Unleashed: Ah-hem! As I was saying...If you ask me, whether or not you should read lemons should depend on how mature you are mentally, not age-wise.

interviewer person: You're only saying that cause you read your first lemon at age 10! And it was SesKagInu, too!

viewers: (GASP!)

Stupidity Unleashed: So what! (blush) SHUT UP AND STOP GETTING US OFF TRACK!

interviewer person: (rolls eyes) Yah, sure, whatever...Your gender please?

Stupidity Unleashed: Female...or am I? OH! WHAT NOW?

interviewer person: Just answer the damned question so I can leave!

Stupidity Unleashed: Fine, fine! I am female (slaps ass) AND LOVIN IT! XD

interviewer person: What's your favorite quote?

Stupidity Unleashed: "We don't need no more stupid people." Yes, this lovely quote is from my granddaddy, himself. God, I love you grandpa!

Grandpa: (winks and gives a "thumbs up")

interviewer person: (shakes head) Seems like stupidity runs in the family...Any way, what're your favorite Naruto pairings?

Stupidity Unleashed: I'm gonna get you for that first comment...Anyway, I like Sasuke x Naruto, Kiba x Hinata, Naruto x Hinata and Naruto x Sakura (- not very much though -), Sakura x Lee, Shika x Temari, and Shika x Ino. Mostly a SasuNaru fan though. (points to Sasuke and Naruto plushi holding hands) Awh! They're so cute! (- I actually did that X_x; -)

interviewer person: That's just creepy (shiver)...So, umn...Briefly list the anime you like and dislike.

Stupidity Unleashed: Lets see. Me likie Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto (- DUH! -), Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, DNAngel, Samurai Champloo, Sailormoon, Dragonball Z (- NOT GT, but Z! Cuz GT sucks -) Case Closed, Yu-Yu Hakusho, One Piece, Trigun, BoBoBo-BoBo-BoBo, IGPX, Fruits Basket (- newest addition -), and maaaany more :D As far as disliking...(thinks for a while) Wedding Peach, Code Lyoko -if that is considered anime- and some others I dislike so much I completely forgot their names. Oh, and I HATE Scooby-Do. It needs to burn! Burn ever-so-slowly over a non-scented candle and then die...And then I stomp on it and hack it to pieces with a machete :3

interviewer person: (blink, blink) Brief? (sarcastic voice) Thank God you cut it short! Last, but not least, what is the reason for your pen name?

Stupidity Unleashed: "Last, but not least"? HARDLY! That was the dumbest question so far! What kinda crap are you trying to pull? (crosses arms and turns head the other way) Besides, the answer should be obvious with all the rude comments you made!

interviewer person: Don't blame me! You're the idiot writing this shit! I'm leaving.(walks out)

Stupidity Unleashed: Fine! Go home, bitch!...OH! One more thing!

interviewer person: What the hell do you want?

Stupidity Unleashed: Not you, retard! (- No offence to real retards, of course -) The people reading! GAH! Any way, just wanted to tell you guys that a friend of mine -excuse me- my "BEST FUCKING FRIEND EVA" (- OspreyAnimeG-) and I have joined together and created...(trumpets and dramatic music play) Ooga Unleashed!

interviewer person: That name sucks.

Stupidity Unleashed: I thought you went home!

interviewer person: Well, I didn't. Bye now! (leaves for good)

Stupidity Unleashed: YOU SUCK, INTERVIEWER PERSON! (sticks out tongue) Well, that’s a wrap! Thanks for reading and I hope you check out the profile for Ooga Unleashed. It's gonna be a side splitter...that sounds kinda nasty. As for stories, I have a crap load of ideas and some one shots already written -not typed- so I should have some stories out soon :D Hopefully I can get my procrastinating ass in gear and type them up without making them too cheesy (sweat drops) Well, with all that said and done, I guess it's time to say good-bye. But don't fret! You'll hear from me soon. As Tom from Toonami says, "Later"!

Fics To Be Born...

By Stupidity Unleashed:

Life Through Plushi Eyes- SasuNaru Sasuke gets an odd gift from Naruto out of the blue. Naruto disappears without a trace. Where has he gone? What will Sasuke do? Not dead, just in disguise... (- Confusing? Good. That's what I was aiming for ;D -) WILL BE REWRITTEN FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY!!

The Random Stories of Mother Unleashed- Just as the title suggests: random stories I, "Mother Unleashed" (like Mother Goose), have come up with. All humor and OOC. No specific parings most of the time, so interpret it any way you want =3

Rejection Before Acceptance (title may change)- SasuNaru A "what if" fic I came up with on a long car ride. What if Naruto did manage to bring Sasuke back?Sad. Very sad.

By Ooga Unleashed:

Lights, Music, Skate! (tentative title)- possibly SasuNaru Ah, the magic of skating rinks. Humor and ninjas on skates. It's gonna be good ;P

Stupidity Unleashed: (looks up) Omg. I've got one hell of a long bio... O_o;

Sasuke: Then shut up so it doesn't get any longer.

Stupidity Unleashed: Only if you and Naruto make out after I'm done.

Sasuke: ...

Naruto: Again? (pout) But my lips hurt! And I can't count all my hickeys- I've got so many! One on my elbow, three behind my ear, another on my big toe-

Sasuke: (cackle) Deal.

Naruto: (gonk)...Fine, fine. BUT THIS TIME I GET COOKIES!

Stupidity Unleashed: Can do! (shuts up) Muh-Myy! (- Good Bye -)

The rest of this bio is censored for the sake (- Sadly, not as in the drink -) of the young people and the non-SasuNaru people out there. Yes, I'm so thoughtful that I stopped for the good of you. Praise me.

More Unwanted Info...

Stupidity Unleashed: Meh. Just in case you wanted to contact me or just check out my profi for some awkward reason, my username on is " Stupidity Unleashed " (there're brackets where the " are). Yes, I like to keep it simple for you guys when it comes to usernames X3 Go check it out, and if you decide to join, don't forget to credit me where it says "Referred By optional"! I will love you forever if you do.

Sasuke: STFU ALREADY! (POed)

Stupidity Unleashed: Eeep! Ok, toodles! (runs away)