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Joined 12-15-16, id: 8561650, Profile Updated: 03-22-17
Author has written 15 stories for Loud House, Mechwarrior/Battletech, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, Courage: The Cowardly Dog, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Misc. Comics, RWBY, Class of 3000, Trying Human, Doki Doki Literature Club, and Stranger Things, 2016.

Hey there, I'm just a dude, you know, that there guy who be dat tum bix nood.

I like western cartoons. I consider myself a cartoon connoisseur. Whether that be Wander Over Yonder, Avatar: TLA and LOK, Jimmy Neutron, Loud House, Powerpuff Girls, Adventure Time, Harvey Beaks, Bob's Burgers, My Little Pony: FIM, Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, The Angry Beavers, Ahh! Real Monsters, ChalkZone, Invader Zim, Over the Garden Wall, Gravity Falls, Miraculous: Ladybug, Dexter's Lab, Ed Edd n' Eddy, Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken (and I am Weasel), Courage the Cowardly Dog, Catdog, Mike Lu and Ogg, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Samurai Jack, Codename: KND, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, My Gym Partner's a Monkey, Code Lyoko and it's sequel, Chowder, Flapjack, Doug, Rugrats, All Grown Up, As Told by Ginger, Mighty Magiswords, Steven Universe, Teen Titans, Fairly Odd Parents (at least the earlier episodes), Spongebob Squarepants, KABLAM!, Hey Arnold!, Rocko's Modern Life, or The Wild Thornberries, to name just a few, I love 'em. Can't get enough of it. I become fans of each and every one, kind of like a Chaos Undivided worshiper, no one cartoon can truly be called my god. That doesn't mean I'm without my favorites though. You will probably never find somebody more capable of dissecting and analyzing Avatar: TLA or LOK, for example.

But I like cartoons only if they're good.

I can't stand some cartoons, for example Johnny Test, or Uncle Grandpa, not necessarily because these shows are bad, but mostly because they're, well, not very good in the realms I enjoy. Also French cartoons are repetitive. But still good.

There's a common theme to that big fat list and the cartoons which I couldn't remember off the top of my head; every single one of them has a point to it, and teaches morals, jokes about the status quo, or satires more brutal parts of reality. What these cartoons constantly remind me of is not only my childhood (and in some cases, like Cow and Chicken, how oblivious I was to reality) but they also remind me constantly of the problems with the world, and how the solution is typically laughter, love, and cooperation. I appreciate references, I enjoy irony, and most of all if I reflect on myself or my surroundings because of a good episode, or if I cry because of how I feel about something, then that marks a good show. (The river of tears from Steven U is real)

If a cartoon cannot deliver on the feels, then it's just not real enough for me, and as Talib Kweli so graciously put it in Danger Doom's album:

"Sometimes it seems to me that cartoons be realer than reality TV."

This is why my writing often times tries to depict the characters as incredibly realistic. It's almost like a backward idea, the reverse that a cartoon take real life and put it in a cartoon; I take cartoons and put them back in real life.

Remember kids, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, and you should be buying gold. Also, the book Rebel Genius by the co-creator of Avatar. BYE!

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Keeping it in the Family by 1vanth30s0m3 reviews
When can love go too far? When is it wrong to love someone? These were questions Lincoln never thought he had to answer. When Lynn confesses her love for him, he finds himself in for more than just one sister's love. Unknown to both lurks a monster with a familiar face and name, wanting Lincoln to herself. Can the two ever be left in peace or will it end in tragedy?
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,854 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/23/2018 - Published: 11/23/2016 - [Lynn L., Lincoln L.] Luan L., Luna L. - Complete
An Outsider's Look at the Pines Twins by iguessso12 reviews
The Pines twins have been steeped in mayhem, mysteries, and magic every summer since they were 12 years old. Coming back home to Piedmont, going to high school, acting normal? All those things make them stick out like a sore thumb. When you ask outsiders about the Pines twins, you get a mix of strange stories and casual observations.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,147 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
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Falling Cinders reviews
Cinder, because of the grace of Ruby's tolerance, after everything is given a second chance to be good. But that doesn't mean villains rest for the wicked! Can Cinder conquer her own personality, and become who she was meant to be? (Rated M for SEXY LEMONS of the Cinder/Ruby nature!) Leave a review! [I promise I'm still working on this story please don't leave me T T]
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 199,487 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/25/2020 - Published: 3/4/2017 - Ruby R., Cinder F.
Loud Like Love! reviews
Lincoln recounts the stories of his siblings as they were growing up next to an old, grumpy, familiar face. How have they fared all these years? The story takes a few twists, and reveals a secret Lincoln's been hiding from Mister Grouse. [Rated M for lemon (incestuous in nature), violence, drugs, sexuality, and generalized mature themes of life] Leave a review, please!
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 169,676 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/31/2019 - Published: 12/16/2016 - Lincoln L., Lucy L., Luna L., Lynn L.
DDLC: Hot Blood Sharp Knife reviews
A short little "poetic" piece about knaifu 4 laifu and her feels during that one important scene. You know, *that* one. Wasn't longer because lack of good ideas for more but I hope you like it anyway.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2017
Trying and Failing reviews
Another webcomic fic! This one features, you guessed it, Quazky! Oh, you wanted Hue? Well he's here too. A story that will feature action! Adventure! Romance! And dank jokes! Oh, and my OC Grey. I hope you like it [Rated M for violence, language, and whatever the hell else I'll put in here.] Leave a review! :D
Trying Human - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Hue, Rose Marie Williams, Quazky, Gracelis
Always Human: A Piece of You
A one-shot I did to celebrate the conclusion of the Always Human webcomic! A serious tearjerker story featuring the feeling of two lovers who just want to be together again. WAAAH ALL THE FEELS THOUGH T T (Rated K for all ages) Now with the artist's official stamp of approval! :D
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2017
Let Down Your Hair reviews
A Class of 3000 fic featuring Madison in a Grimdark fantasy world, a la Season 2 Episode 5! Little Red Riding Madison finds herself in a world unbecoming of a southern belle ! (Rated T unless I make it seriously dark, then it will change to M)
Class of 3000 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/4/2017
SnaiLords' Nightmare Factory: Nightmare Fuel reviews
A fanfiction I wrote for the wonderful SnaiLords, and his comic Nightmare Factory! Emai and Kreyul must escape yet another of the Game Master's challenges. GOOGLE SNAILOGY AND BECOME AN ANGLER! [Rated T for imagery]
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Complete
Weigh The Heart reviews
Lucy's a witch! Twelve years ago, she cast a spell which set in motion a chain of events leading to the start of Lily's involvement with the ancient Egyptian pantheon, and now she's found herself in the Duat! Where will her adventure take her? [Rated K but might change to T later if my violence gets a bit too descriptive. This is a spin off of Loud Like Love!{which is rated M}]
Loud House - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2017 - Published: 1/20/2017 - Lily L., Lincoln L., Lucy L.
One For the Team reviews
Pidge is at that age where her body's giving her some signals... She decides to ask Allura about it, and then act on those urges! [One-shot Pidge/Keith, rated M for sexy content]
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/23/2017 - Keith, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
So Very Naughty
A poem dedicated to my friend, Freaky Fred. Rated T for imagery
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2017 - Freaky Fred - Complete
The Reflector reviews
This is another one-shot horror featuring Lapis' mirror, and the prequel to The Mirror. Instead of Lovecraft, this time, I went with Edgar Allen Poe! Lemme know what you think! Rated T for imagery.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2017 - Pearl, Buddy B. - Complete
The Mirror reviews
One-shot creepy story about the Mirror and Steven's decent into madness, me trying to be dark again. Rated T for imagery.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2017 - Steven U., Lapis Lazuli - Complete
Malachan't reviews
A Steven Universe one-shot, a dark little story about the true nature of Lapis Lazuli. Rated W for WHYYYYY?
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2017 - Steven U., Lapis Lazuli, Jasper, Peridot
The Gravity of Things reviews
It's been half a year since the Pines Twins left the Mystery Shack, but now they're back for winter break. But something doesn't seem right in the house of Stan Squared, and Dipper's on to it. Can he figure out yet another mystery, before it's too late? Rated T for violence and horror themes. [On Hiatus until new Stranger Things episodes air probably to fuel my muse]
Crossover - Gravity Falls & Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2016
All Quiet on the Eastern Periphery reviews
A rehashing of All Quiet on the Western Front, filled with the giant robots and other lore from the Battletech Universe. Unfinished, but plan to finish eventually! (Rated M for excessive violence, PTSD, and gore, it's a real war story)
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2016