Author has written 13 stories for Supernatural, Numb3rs, and NCIS.
The Infamous Illusionary Incinera
Name: no intention of telling (formerly YamiSolei...until I forgot my password...grrr)
Age: Adult (that's all you're gonna get)
Latest Obsessions: Criminal Minds, Breakout Kings, How I Met Your Mother, Supernatural, NCIS...why do I keep doing this to myself?
"'Or die trying'?! Did ya have to put that in his head?!"-Tony DiNozzo, NCIS
"Ladies would you please SHUT IT! Listen to me! Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced egregious. By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"-Jack Sparrow, POTC 3
"Tony, your dying words will be 'I've seen this film'."-Ziva David, NCIS
"If you put me on hold again I will jump through this phone and strangle you!"-Ziva David, NCIS
"Remove your hand or I will rip off your arm and beat you to death with it!"-Ziva David, NCIS
Abby: You’re not listening to a word I’m saying. I’m pregnant, McGee. Twins. Haven’t told the father yet. It’s Gibbs. I know it’s wrong, but something about his silver hair just gets me all tingly inside
Ziva: I'm wondering why I have a 9 mm hole in my cap?
Jen: Before we get into this, I need a refill.
(Gibbs and Jenny watching Tony and Ziva from above squad room)
Ziva: You might want to do something about your hair... it's sticking up like a porcuswine... oh, wrong words... a porcu... pig? (Tony gives her a funny look as McGee comes in) The little animal with little spikies...
Ziva: The man is spick and Spam.
Ducky: I suggest a couple of aspirin.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you hate back stabbers, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Friends or best friends
FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "DAMN that was fun."
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry...just laugh about it when you're not down anymore
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school/college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Dude drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate racism,copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his damn trix put this in your profile!
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a total procrastinator and aren't afraid to admit it, please copy and paste this in your profile...no, it doesn't have to be now.
If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.
Just because we can eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you're against fur coats, gloves, boots, etc. then copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? They don't want to ruin the furs! Now hurry up and copy this into your profile!
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname on my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Copy and Paste if you hate copying and pasting stuff but just can't stop.
Update, as most of my fics are REALLY out of date, I will probably only continue on Belief and Guardian. Sorry to Numb3rs fans, but my heart isn't really into it any more. However, I will be updating Belief soon! Yay!
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