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"6. Who does Enjolras like? He likes big butts and he cannot lie!" -Nick the Urr-may-zing :B

These are things that I quite enjoy: Les Mis, musicals, weird things, Slenderman, Michael Cera movies, drills (really really big ones, like the ones Big Daddies use :D), animals, making fun of people, making fun of places, making fun of things, making fun of ideas, making fun of other things whose words are nouns

I am not particularly fond of these things: Twilight, unoriginal things, stupid people, people who are too seriousbeans about stuff that doesn't matter, posers

These are 'music' to my ears (Do you see the funny that I made?):Say Anything, Deadmau5, Ludo, Envy on the Coast

I enjoy these, and I enjoy making fun of fellow fans: Les Mis, Bioshock, Green Day, Johnny Tremain, Hellsing, Marble Hornets, Pokemon, Homestuck

These characters make me happy: Alex (A Clockwork Orange), Rab (Johnny Tremain), Enjolras, Eponine, Grantaire (Les Mis), St. Jimmy (American Idiot), Faye, Hanners (Questionable Content), V (V for Vendetta), Masky (Marble Hornets)

I like to watch these: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, A Clockwork Orange, V for Vendetta, 500 Days of Summer, Youth in Revolt, Donnie Darko, Meet Bill

Favorite musicals: Les Mis, Chicago, The Book of Mormon, Spring Awakening, Sweeney Todd, American Idiot, Wicked

I mainly lurk FFnet for these: anything involving Enjolras, Eponine, or Rab/Johnny. Or anything derpy haha

If you'd like to know:

x While some young women in the Les Mis fandom might have dreams about banging Enjolras, I have dreams about being Enjolras. If that isn't glorious, I don't know what is.

x I like cats, deer, owls, bears, octopuses, ostriches, and unicorns. Not velociraptors though. I fucking hate velociraptors.

x As can be gathered from my obsession with Les Mis, I am an absolute sucker for revolutionaries. But it all started with V for Vendetta.

x I also have a liking to the Slenderman mythos, especially Marble Hornets. Which means I may become a proxy sometime in my life :P

x I would not consider myself a "fangirl" of Enjolras by any means. I consider him to be more glorious than a bear and an octopus combined, rather than just "hot." Although I will admit that some of the actors who have played him were pretty damn attractive (Ramin Karimloo, for example :P)

x I want to punch things in the face that don't have faces. Especially the internet.

x I really wish I had a bear costume. Like Max's wolf costume in Where the Wild Things Are only it's a bear. Kind of like that. And then I'd get a glorious mustache and start saying I am the king.

x By the way, I am a lady :B Just in case you were wondering hahaha

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Convenience by twostrandsofmelody reviews
Éponine and Enjolras discover that being alone has it's downsides, but a life made out convenience can one day be met with a heart full of love. AU
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,894 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
Untitled by koholint reviews
Vaati, sealed away within the Four Sword, has a flashback of his life. Afterwards, he escapes. But all is not as it seems, and he discovers something terrible about himself. Who released him, and why? DISCONTINUED
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Vaati
Extreme Karaoke Night! by koholint reviews
With your host, Dee Deku! This is what happens when you get a hyper deku scrub host and the entire Zelda gang to sing in a karaoke contest. Who will win the grand prize? And here's our first contestant: Sorcerer Vaati! DISCONTINUED
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2005
Fallen by koholint reviews
Vaati's thoughts right before his death at the end of FSA. He muses over the sadness of his short life and his rage against the heroes. Oneshot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Vaati - Complete
The Wind Bride by SugarMech reviews
Vaati finally has everything he ever wanted, but still isn't happy. With Link cursed, Princess Zelda hasn't got much going for her. She has no choice but to attempt to show Vaati the light of love before Hyrule is swallowed by his evil heart completely.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,177 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005
Enjolras Must Die by TheComitteeOfFanonSafety reviews
Enjy's back- with a vengeance!
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2005