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Joined 12-19-16, id: 8573769, Profile Updated: 06-21-17
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter.

Update June 2017*

After months of jealousy I decided to do something about the lack of cover art for my fics. I discovered the amazing Elena Tria on Deviant art. All the cover art I am currently using comes from her wonderful gallery - thank you so much. Elena and I appear to love a lot of the same things, so if you like Lucius, Severus, Captain Hook and Jareth I strongly recommend you visit her profile. http : // elenatria . deviantart . com /

I've decided it's time I actually wrote something here so what to say...

I'm a thirty-something mum of two living in Edinburgh, Scotland. I've even been to the cafe where JK Rowling wrote Harry Potter before and after...(it was better before). I love the world of Harry Potter and discovering fanfiction has been one of the best things ever to happen to me.

I actually found my way here through my love of all things Severus Snape...I'm not quite sure how I ended up writing Lumione but that's what really floats my boat. I'll give most things a read though and if you can work some zombie action into your fic then all the better.

I love finding new stories to read and I'm cautiously interested in beta reading so if anybody has a fic they would like looked over give me a shout. A warning though, my strengths lie in plot development, use of language and brutal Brit picking. Punctuation is an anathema to me and I'll probably make your story worse not better!

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Word of the Day by Ninja Goldfish reviews
A series of one-shots based upon the word of the day. Rating for a reason. Lemons ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 47,204 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 1/11/2017 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Glamourous by Vitellia reviews
Extensively published in two fields, Hermione Granger has two teenage children she loves, and a husband she's not so sure about. Officially dead, Severus Snape is enjoying tacos, tequila, and Thestral rodeos in west Texas. Rehabilitated and reformed, Lucius Malfoy manages mischief for his friends when they prove incapable of managing it themselves. What could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,175 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 11/23/2020 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Ron W., Lucius M. - Complete
A Night in Siberia by dragoon811 reviews
Oh no. There was only one bed. And it was cold. (Smutty one-shot. Sorry not sorry.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/15 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Her Shocking Fate by RainReina reviews
Hermione has her future all planned out. She's just accepted the post of Charms professor at Hogwarts. She and Ron are practically engaged. But when she offends the wrong Seer, she is cursed to see her future in the most shocking way. Can she keep her plans from unraveling? What is the alternative? Breaking the curse might be as hard as accepting... Her Shocking Fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,986 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 11/24/2018 - [Severus S., Hermione G.]
Father Mine by Emmaficready reviews
When Severus is called in to conduct legillimency on a witness for the Aurors , he couldn't begin to imagine the horrors that were to come. EWE - Post DH TRIGGER WARNINGS - CHILD ABUSE / DOMESTIC ABUSE Story artwork by Ada lovelaced
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,494 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 11/12/2020 - Published: 9/11/2018 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Rose W.
The Governess by the artful scribbler reviews
Plain, obscure muggleborn orphan Hermione Granger leaves her sheltered home to become Governess for a wealthy wizarding family, and finds herself in a house full of long memories and dark secrets, drawn to its enigmatic Master as a moth to a flame. Historical romance AU Lumione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,018 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 10/3/2020 - Published: 5/1/2017 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.]
The Prisoner and the Occlumens by duskywolfdaemon reviews
Hermione's plans to spend her seventh year on the run with her friends are shattered when Severus Snape shows up with a proposal she cannot refuse. *AU 7th year with Hermione attending Hogwarts. Eventual SSHG. M for reasons. ***COMPLETE***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 155,465 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 8/27/2020 - Published: 5/16/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Not on Bended Knee by turtlewexler reviews
It's all Potter's fault. As per usual. After years together, Hermione and Severus have an overdue conversation. Written for the 2020 SSHG Promptfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/13/2020 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
stars in your eyes, coins in my pocket by msmerlin13 reviews
Camming was always a means to an end. She had bills to pay, no family to help her through the unpredictability of her twenties and well… Sex sells, right? or the one in which Hermione agrees to one night with a fan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,030 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/17/2020 - Published: 5/20/2020 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Do Not Go Gentle by SenLinYu reviews
In Eighth Year, Hermione discovers she’s dying from a curse cast during her torture at Malfoy Manor. It’s been slowly killing her for months. Professor Snape, an embittered and scarred survivor, begrudgingly offers to pursue a cure for her while she remains a student at Hogwarts. She decides to accept. Severus/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,590 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 3/1/2020 - Published: 1/1/2020 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The quiet space between love and hate by msmerlin13 reviews
He was the exact same man she had met nearly twelve years ago. Which is why it made no sense that it was he who graced her bed nearly every night. It was his touch she craved, and worse, he was who made her heart flutter and her stomach swoop. or the one in which Hermione finds herself inexplicably incapable of keeping Severus Snape out of her knickers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,083 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/28/2020 - Published: 2/26/2020 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Eligible by suliswrites reviews
A fun little one-shot for Elm & Vine's Lumione Valentine's Day Festival 2020, Vices and Virtues. "Senior Minister Hermione J. Granger looked up from her work at the sound of the door nearly flying off its hinges. Lucius Malfoy, in all his imposing fury, stormed into her office and threw a magazine onto her desk with a loud whack." Lucius is less than pleased about something...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/4/2020 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
A Derailed Train of Thought by Ms. Anthrop reviews
As the 10th anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts approaches, Minerva McGonagall decides to exercise her inner Slytherin with a spot of plotting. The result? Snape and Granger are forced to chaperone a year-long exchange trip to Beauxbatons. What could possibly go wrong? Written for Gemini Sister as part of the 2015 LJ SSHG GiftFest. Rated M for violence/adult situations. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 115,704 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 1/5/2020 - Published: 2/13/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Crash, Pull by suliswrites reviews
A gift written for Scorching Summer Fest on AO3, in August 2019. Prompt: "Hermione Granger was simply taking a walk on what she thought was a lonely, isolated beach. Her respite comes screeching to a halt when she happens upon an equally isolated, contemplative Lucius Malfoy staring off into the sea..." OneShot. Not your typical beach romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/20/2019 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Into The Woods by vintage1983 reviews
Hermione Granger is a trainee at the Department for the Procurement of Dark Objects. It is far from the dangerous, exciting work she had imagined. All that is about to change when an unexpected visitor and an excursion into the woods throws everything she thought she knew into chaos. LUMIONE LM/HG Rated M for inevitable smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,767 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/9/2019 - Published: 9/24/2019 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
In the Middle by MrsRen reviews
As her twenty-seventh birthday comes and goes, Hermione finds herself seeing the Potions professor in a much different light. It would help if she had any idea how to accept her feelings for what they've been disguised as all along. [ONESHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/26/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
A New Term by vintage1983 reviews
Hermione, now left school is spending a term at Hogwarts gaining work experience. Her former potions master is reluctantly tasked with supervising her for a term. On the second day of term it all goes horribly wrong, an unruly class and a mistake mixing a potion lead to an unexpected understanding between Hermione and Severus. SSHG RATED M FOR SHAMELESS SMUT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/28/2019 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Relentless by SonicxAmyFan4Life reviews
Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to teach Charms class. Little does she know that because she saved the life of a certain Potions master five years prior, he may be magically bound to her forever. Love ensues between the conflicted Severus Snape and the bold Hermione Granger. Inspired by song "You Won't Relent" by Misty Edwards. First HP fic! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 283,813 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 8/25/2019 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Seeking a Connection by Laurielove reviews
Hermione is moving on - moving on from Ron, moving on from the past. But someone enters her life who is most definitely part of her past, the last person she expects to connect with. But then, the war changed everyone ... didn't it? A few super hot chapters of super hot Lumione. Lucius/Hermione LM/HG Mature readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,012 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 8/23/2019 - Published: 12/29/2016 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Beyond the Blue by vintage1983 reviews
It has been 25 years since Wendy returned to Neverland and sought out Hook. Her life has moved on and he is merely a distant dream, until a storm comes in and washes up far more than she expected. Can be read as a stand alone story, but very much follows the events of Back to the Blue by Laurielove and I would highly recommend reading that first.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2019 - Captain Hook, Wendy D. - Complete
Insight by suliswrites reviews
Hermione Granger has a problem. She can't seem to extinguish the attraction she has for the very person she most certainly shouldn't. Lucius Malfoy has a game. Bored of the straight and narrow his second chance of a life demands, he's taken to Legilimency for amusement and self-gain. The Ministry's Annual Fundraiser Ball for St. Mungo's is looking to be an eventful evening…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 121 - Published: 7/4/2019 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.]
Present Imperfect by Vitellia reviews
Sequel to Past Imperfect. AU. Becky Snape and Gus Longbottom are thick as thieves and just as sneaky. What was supposed to be a lark – a trip to the past with Hermione's old Time Turner – turns ruinously wrong when they return to a dark, dystopian present where nothing is as it should be. (SS/HG in one timeline, DM/HG in the other)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,075 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/7/2019 - Published: 2/2/2019 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
A Little Night Music by the artful scribbler reviews
Hermione gets into *quite* a pickle when she finds herself obliged to hide in the Malfoys' bedroom closet one night (because of course she does). Short, smutty three-shot, M rating, adult readers only! May contain: sexual content, polyjuice hijinks, blood-status kinks, BDSM elements, voyeurism, ménage à trois & all the smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 104 - Published: 3/30/2019 - [Hermione G., Lucius M., Narcissa M.]
A World Not Fit to Live In by SnowblindLissaDream reviews
*Winner- Best Angst -2019 Enchanted Awards.* The world Hermione feared has come to be. The Order has fallen, Harry Potter is dead. The Dark Lord has gifted her to the Malfoy wizards as a spoil of war. Her nightmare has just begun. WARNING: Dark, non-con. LM-HG, DM-HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 264,781 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 3/9/2019 - Published: 5/23/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
More Than She Bargained For by onecelestialbeing reviews
Snape is extremely drunk and manages to surprise Hermione Granger when he finds her snooping around in his rooms. Written for MyWitch based off one of my favourite pieces of her art, titled "Wait -what!" found on Ao3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,299 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 98 - Published: 2/24/2019 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Christmas Wish: Ginny's Surprise by Lumionessence reviews
Hermione had one secret she kept locked away...or so she thought. When Ginny shows up at her house with a rather unique gift, Hermione learns that sometimes even wishes can have surprising results. Shameless Smut Bunny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/2/2019 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Ginny W. - Complete
Past Imperfect by Vitellia reviews
Riddle is dead, but he took most of Hermione Granger's loved ones with him. She is just going through the motions in a bleak postwar world until a stray comment by Dumbledore's portrait gives her a renewed purpose in life – to go back and fix what the scheming Headmaster wrecked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,795 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 2/2/2019 - Published: 10/13/2018 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Ain't No Rest for the Wicked by Elle Morgan-Black reviews
The trials and tribulations of Lucius Malfoy. His son is whiny and indiscreet. His wife is clueless as to how genuinely insane her sister is. The politicians he keeps in his pocket are inept. The Dark Lord is back and has clearly gone off the deep end, and oh yeah, there's this little matter of one scar-faced brat who keeps messing up his evil plans.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,016 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/26/2019 - Published: 12/1/2018 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
You'll Never Know What Hit You by Elle Morgan-Black reviews
When Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy find themselves at odds at the Minister for Magic's annual Yule Ball, each is determined to win what they see as a fight for the future of magical Britain. With stakes this high, a glass of spiked eggnog can change everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,518 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/23/2018 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A Light in the Fog by turtlewexler reviews
The last thing Severus remembers is overhearing a prophecy in a dingy, goat-scented pub. Now there's a James Potter clone with Lily's eyes, a much aged McGonagall, and an infuriatingly familiar woman with wild hair all saying he is not a loyal Death Eater. Looking in a mirror proves that he is, indeed, suddenly pushing fifty. All in all, not his best day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 125,860 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 11/25/2018 - Published: 5/23/2018 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Ragtag by camnz reviews
Hermione carries the Malfoy heir after Draco attacks her at Hogwarts. At the end of the war, Lucius asserts his right to his heir. Contains nonconsentual. Drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,218 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 11/17/2018 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Theatre of War by MissJJD reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione turned her back on the Wizarding World. She is drawn back by an offer she can't refuse. Lucius Malfoy is again Lucius Malfoy. But he carries the invisible scars of war, which he can't see. Their paths are destined to cross. Story starts in 2 parts; the 2 worlds will collide. It will be a Hermione & Lucius story. Is rated M for adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 128 - Words: 374,413 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 11/4/2018 - Published: 1/13/2016 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Extreme Adventure Blind Dating by In Dreams reviews
On the market for someone willing to look beyond his past and his family name, Draco signs up for a literal blind date. But his day doesn't exactly turn out as he expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,071 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 11/2/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Claiming Severus Snape by OttersandDoes86 reviews
The war is over and life goes on. But for two people it seems that everything stays mostly the same. Hermione Granger is still a know-it-all, back at school and seemingly in her element. Severus Snape survived and has taken up residence in the Potion's classroom once more. She hides behind her books and he hides behind his sneer and his wit. What if they found each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,739 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/2/2018 - Published: 11/29/2017 - Hermione G., Severus S., Ginny W.
Compelled by SlytherPouf reviews
Harry Potter is dead, and the Dark Lord has taken control of the wizarding world. Severus Snape is alive, and must lead Hogwarts the way Voldemort instructs. He devises a plan to save Hermione Granger, but doesn't bargain on being placed under a Compulsion Curse that threatens to destroy them both. Rated strong M for sex, violence, character deaths and situations. **NOW COMPLETE**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 210,563 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 1/3/2018 - Published: 10/13/2017 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Closets, Cabins, and Conspiracies by Ms. Anthrop reviews
'Pity we can't stun them, strip them, and shove them into the nearest broom closet. That ought to sort out matters rather quickly, don't you think?...' The Hogwarts Staff gets creative when dealing with a frustratingly stubborn Headmaster and Muggle Studies Professor. Written for AdelaideArcher as part of the 2016 LJ SSHG Prompt Fest. Rated M- a flangsty PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,566 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 10/1/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M., Neville L. - Complete
At the Headmaster's Discretion by DesertC reviews
500 points from Gryffindor! The largest single point deduction in Hogwarts history. Headmaster Snape is determined to make Hermione Granger earn the points back . . . the hard way. But the big question is 'Why'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,207 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 5/25/2017 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Catfish by Miss Dasti reviews
Hermione spends her days at the Ministry keeping an eye on pardoned criminals - a tedious task that has her dying of boredom, until it surfaces that Lucius Malfoy may be running a massive Dark market empire, and it falls to her to prove his guilt. And how else to do it, but with a dash of Polyjuice and a hair off Narcissa Malfoy? Really, what could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,077 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 10/23/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
The Picnic by Miss Dasti reviews
Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy find themselves on a picnic. Together. Alone. How strange. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,618 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/28/2017 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Draco M. - Complete
Angels to Fly by SlytherPouf reviews
Forced to give Hermione Granger private lessons, Snape soon finds himself desiring something he cannot have, and it begins to consume him. He looks to escape, but the endgame has been Seen and there is nothing that Severus can do to change his fate. Is there? Bit of drama, a bit of angst, a little twisted romance and of course some sexy. *NOW COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 163,013 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Death from the shadows by Heeley reviews
During the final battle, students, Order members, and Death Eaters are attacked by an unexpected enemy. Hermione finds herself seperated from her friends and alone with Lucius Malfoy. Hermione X Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,360 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.]
The Continuing Adventures of Severus Snape, Barista Extraordinaire by Toodleoo reviews
Why on earth is Severus Snape working at Hermione's local coffee shop? She is determined to find out. [A series of 200 drabbles, with 100 words per drabble. Rated for language, balloon animals, sexytimes, and whatnot. A gift for Toblass.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 200 - Words: 20,902 - Reviews: 3521 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 1/16/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Vagina Monologues with Tom Riddle by IndigoBirds reviews
As an 11-year-old girl, and the youngest sister of 6 boys, Ginny Weasley finds herself without a confidant to answer the pressing questions of life. Fortuitously, her dear friend Tom is there to help. One-Shot, no follow up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2017 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Revelation of Desire by quitecontrary311 reviews
Lucius, Hermione, and the story of their illicit relationship. A companion piece to A Repulsion of Denial.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,779 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 6/10/2017 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.]
Imperius by llorolalluvia reviews
Dark Oneshot. Hermione recalls the events that took place while she was under the Imperius Curse with Professor Snape at Lord Voldemort's command. DUBCON.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/17/2017 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Memories of Deception by professorflo reviews
Hermione finds herself trapped as a slave to Snape in Hogwarts during his time as headmaster, but her memory is faulty and she seems to lose days at a time. Can she work out what is happening to her and find a way to free herself and help her friends defeat Voldemort? SSHG. Now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 130 - Words: 271,569 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 2/23/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I said that faith is all I know (yes, I lied) by The Crownless Queen reviews
"Hermione remembers the way she had felt when Durmstrang officials had come to her parents' house. She remembers being eleven and terrified because she could do things nobody else could, remembers hearing "magic" and thinking everything will be alright. She should have known that was a trap." - Hermione goes to Durmstrang!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/17/2017 - [Hermione G., Viktor K.] - Complete
Owe It All to Umbridge by darnedchild reviews
Sometimes you have to replace a bad memory with a better one. Especially if that bad memory was Dolores Umbridge in a pink negligee, hoping to get her hands on your bits. (Adult Hermione/Snape. Pure PWP with a side of humour.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/11/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Nothing Gold Can Stay by NoFootprintsInSand reviews
Her dreams of him are always mute, silent as the falling snow.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
An Acceptable Arrangement by the artful scribbler reviews
Hermione's husband is in debt to a certain wizard. She must pay off that debt at all costs. One-shot Lumione. Warning: A little dark! Dubcon, blackmail, adultery, manipulation. Mature readers only!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/7/2017 - [Lucius M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Play Cissy For Me by the artful scribbler reviews
Hermione takes advantage of an invite to the Malfoys' ball to do some detective work on the slippery Mr Lucius Malfoy. But things do not go to plan. Power dynamics, sexual politics, polyjuice hijinks and plenty of hot, angry sex! *WON* 'Mischief Managed' (Best Recently-Completed Story) 2017 Granger Enchanted Survivors Awards. Also nominated for Best Smut & Witty Witch categories!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,934 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Mastery by beauxity reviews
Hermione tests out a project for her Potions mastery and has some fun with Snape during a Potions class. O/S, EWE, Lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/27/2017 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Doing it for the Order by DesertC reviews
The Order asks Hermione Granger to lay down for Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,717 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 1/27/2017 - Published: 11/5/2016 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by kci47 reviews
No one ever said making plans was Harry's strong suit. / Marriage-Law fic written for the 2016 SSHG giftfest on lj. Post-war one-shot where Severus is alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,909 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/9/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Hellfire by seeminglymeaningless reviews
Severus is only human and the Yule Ball reminds him of what he will never have. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Facts by Goldilocks 92 reviews
Hermione was a woman of superior intellect. She had in depth knowledge of many subject areas. It was unusual and highly disturbing therefore, that her mind was currently so consumed with two facts of a decidedly non-academic nature: Fact Number One. She was in love with Severus Snape. Fact Number Two. He didn't return her interest. Or so she thought! Smutty oneshot, SS/HG, MA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/3/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Snared Senses by ArabellaFaith reviews
Hermione has decided that she is ready for a real relationship with the man who has been her dom at the anonymous sex club Snared Senses. The fact that she doesn't even know his name doesn't matter to her. Will she change her mind when she finds out who he really is? Quills and Parchment 'Scandal' OS competition Best Smut Winner.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,829 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 109 - Published: 11/29/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Naming Her Secrets by snapeslittleblackbuttons reviews
Hermione Granger has several secrets, including where she spends one night a month, and who she would prefer to spend that night with. Written for the Quills and Parchment 'Scandals' Competition. WINNER: Best Plot. WINNER: Most Scandalous. Second Place Overall/Judge's Favorite. Second Place, Best Suspense. Note: lemons! Trigger Warnings: minor drug use.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/28/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sunshine on Snow by ArabellaFaith reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts to take her NEWTS & ingratiate herself into Severus Snape's life- whether he likes it or not. When things start to get steamy, he pulls away, but Hermione is determined that they could make it work. Thinking she will lose interest, he suggests a compromise... He's about to learn that Hermione won't let him go that easily. Rating up for language & smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,812 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 10/19/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Apple Pies and Other Amends by ToEatAPeach reviews
"It's a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And Hermione has no idea why she's doing it, but it's becoming very apparent that she is." Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both. [COMPLETE, DRAMIONE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,228 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 3,155 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 9/28/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Forget Me Not by diamonds to dust reviews
The press of curved silver against her cheek. Sharp. Blood pulsing under the skin. And beneath that, dizzying ecstasy, a kind of sickening thrill. The whisper of breath against her mouth, cool and metallic. "Wendy."
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 128,771 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 11/1/2016 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Captain Hook, Wendy D. - Complete
Debaucery by DesertC reviews
Debauchery and Sorcery - a powerful combination. Severus is finally free and immerses himself in his newfound freedom by pursuing hedonistic pleasures. Regarded as both a hero and man of mystery, he has become an object of desire for many. However, one woman seems to be immune to his seductive charm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,364 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 10/5/2016 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Katie B. - Complete
Learning to Live--with Snape by ArabellaFaith reviews
Sparks fly when Hermione and her ex potions professor are forced together. A Marriage Law fic, mature readers please! **Now with Audio book available on youtube! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,040 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 10/19/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Changing Rooms by AdelaideArcher reviews
At long last, the television has come to Hogwarts, but how to decide what to watch?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wanderlust by LightofEvolution reviews
Lucius developes a crush on a witch he rather shouldn't, Hermione Granger. AU, EWE, Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/5/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
A Slytherin Seduction by I M Sterling reviews
Severus Snape is quite happy with the status quo between himself and his partner at the Department of Mysteries. He has the brilliant witch all to himself seventy hours a week. Unfortunately, several other Slytherins have decided that Miss Granger is quite delectable and have entered into a contest to win her affections. Rated M. A birthday gift for Dragoon811.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,565 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 7/31/2016
Cursing in French by Toodleoo reviews
Hermione didn't know why she was so fixated on Severus Snape. When she has the chance to go back in time, she has a rare opportunity to get closer to him. If only she weren't leaving him to his fate... (Time Turner. Rated M for language and sexual scenes.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,251 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/13/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Too Close for Comfort by kci47 reviews
Hermione has tried every last tactic to avoid noticing Professor Snape's voice, all to no avail. So when she finds herself in close quarters with the man, she has to convince him to remain silent. / Response to SSHG SmutFest on livejournal. Warnings within.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 84 - Published: 9/9/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Five Days by RavieSnake reviews
No one knows that they are missing. No one knows where they are. No one knows that they are trapped. No one knows that they are dying. Dramione. WINNER for Best Drama/Angst and Best Tragedy in the Winter 2017 Dramione Fanfiction Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,001 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wherefore Art Thou? by persnicketyfics reviews
The Headmaster and his Potions professor are asked to read Shakespeare to the Muggle Studies fourth years so that they might gain a greater appreciation for the great squib bard. All hail J.K. Rowling, creator of the Hogwarts sandbox in which I play. I receive no compensation from this work other than your lovely reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/24/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Tango by DesertC reviews
It's Hermione's last night at Hogwarts. She and an unexpected dance partner generate enough heat to burn the floor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,831 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/24/2016 - Published: 8/14/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Stone by I M Sterling reviews
Hermione Granger is back for her eighth year at Hogwarts. She's having a bit of trouble in the bedroom with her clueless boyfriend Ron. She uses a charmed stone to help and it falls into unintended hands with interesting results. (Rated M for Smut, Language, etc...) A birthday gift for Dragoon811! SS/HG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Grape Juice by DesertC reviews
Severus Snape gets in touch with his feminine side and Hermione Granger gets creative. What will be the outcome? Grape Juice?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,631 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 8/1/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Caribbean Cookery by Toodleoo reviews
Hermione's away on a tropical island, and she runs into an old acquaintance. Severus Snape's newest skills include fixing cocktails and glaring ceviche into submission, and Hermione finds herself... intrigued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Hic Sunt Dracones by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
Of no more use to Voldemort, both Lucius and Hermione are discarded into a game in which the stakes are much too high, and the prize uncertain. Written for the 2010 Lucius Big Bang
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,976 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A Weasley Concoction by daughterofdurinanddestiel reviews
"Passionis Finge: home-brewed mix of Amortentia and a hallucinogenic. Causes the drinker to have a vivid daydream featuring the witch or wizard they most desire. Vision ends when the user climaxes. DISCLAIMER: Potion will not work if the user is under seventeen years of age. WWW is not responsible for who you see when you take this potion." HermionexSeverus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hallelujah by Ms. Anthrop reviews
Eight years after the Fall of Voldemort, a mystery illness is stalking the wizarding world. Hermione Granger was the most brilliant witch of her age until she ran away. Even in death, Severus Snape was a reviled and polarizing figure. What happens when they return to face all they left behind? EWE, SS/HG; rated M for violence and adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 224,502 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Lies and Red Ink by Zigadenus reviews
Tra8erse and I were joking on Livejournal that Snape must have a fetish for grading papers, given the amount of homework he assigns. Having said that, sorry, this is decidedly NOT what you'd imagine given that background info. Morally gray, graphic (rating for a reason), complete in two parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 3/28/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Ron W. - Complete
Dear Mr Malfoy by Laurielove reviews
You know those drunk texts you send and regret the next day? Hermione does that, except hers is really long and a howler, not an angry one, but let's just say it has a very clear message. Very mature content. Lucius/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Through a Glass Darkly by Laurielove reviews
Hermione is imprisoned in Malfoy Manor. Lucius Malfoy has needs. And if Lucius Malfoy wants something, he generally gets it. But someone is watching. Still, if you're Lucius Malfoy, that's not necessarily a bad thing. HG/LM. Bad Lucius. Innocent Hermione. For a while, at least. Mature readers only, please. Ongoing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,164 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Pensive by I M Sterling reviews
Severus Snape takes a dip in Hermione's pensive. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Her Dirty Secret by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
"Am I your dirty secret, Miss Granger?" Severus stepped out of the bathroom, slipping into place the last of his buttons on his frockcoat. He lifted a coal-black eyebrow. "Your guilty pleasure?" / SS/HG HEA...Always :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Letting Sleeping Dragons Lie by MissJJD reviews
The decision to go back to Hogwarts, hadn't been an easy one to make. She'd thought long & hard before concluding that even without Harry & Ron, returning to her former school to finish her exams was indeed the right thing to do...wasn't it? Encountering Lucius Malfoy & striking a deal with Draco might change that. Lucius & Hermione Fic & Snape didn't die..hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,836 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Hour Follows Hour by lena1987 reviews
Complete. AU. Twenty three year old Severus is confronted late one evening by a young woman with 'Mudblood' etched into her arms. She speaks of mysterious truths and a life that should haunt him, but it doesn't - not when the tales come from her lips. A short story of love and time travel, for the 100th reviewer of 'World Enough and Time'. Light M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,323 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 9/14/2015 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hers by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
Lucius huffed a laugh. "Don't you have a little witch to please now?" But still, his lips parted and Severus dipped his mouth, ghosting a kiss. SS/HG HEA...Always :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
One Final Detention by darnedchild reviews
Answer to the Detention challenge issued by Shiv ... a very, very long time ago. PWP with Professor Snape and Technically-Still-A-Student (by a matter of days) Granger, so if that is a NOPE for you, please feel free to read one of my other fics. Very amusing challenge requirements listed after the fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/10/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Parvus Obitus by darnedchild reviews
Voldemort wants a potion made, and Severus is having difficulty finding the most important ingredient.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,613 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 5/22/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Leviathan by pewterlocket reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, Severus Snape is the world's most powerful wizard. Hermione discovers that he is the only one that can help her, but will he? And what will she have to do to gain his assistance?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,379 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Kid Glove by MissJJD reviews
"The soft kid of leather encircled her throat, squeezing and stroking the delicate flesh with devilish proficiency."... A very short Lucius/Hermione one shot with a slight kink and quite a bit of smut. MATURE READERS ONLY PLEASE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Four Great Surprises of Severus Snape by XinconceivableX reviews
It all started when the staunch, strait-laced Professor, Severus Snape went to breakfast with a hickey on his neck… -This is just a short 4 part story with a SS/HG pairing. Rated T for language and suggestive situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,519 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mistress of the Stacks by Ms. Anthrop reviews
An archaic danger is rampaging through the Hogwarts Library, and it's up to Headmaster Snape and Mistress Granger to solve the mystery in the stacks. But can they overcome their contentious history to fix the problem, or is history doomed to repeat itself? An expanded version written for Irishredlass as a part of the 2014 LJ SSHG Giftfest. Rated M for violence & adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,050 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
A Bit Obvious by georgesgurl117 reviews
"You know... for a supposed master of subtlety, you are incredibly obtuse." Severus Snape might finally have a Valentine's Day he can enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Potions Deal by kci47 reviews
A few years after the final battle finds Hermione Granger working on independent research at a renowned Potions corporation and wondering when Ron will finally want to settle down. Unfortunately, her boss decides to hire someone to help with her work, and the new addition sets his sights on helping her with her love life, too. SSHG. Strong language, smut at the end.Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,796 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 1/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? by onecelestialbeing reviews
Written for MsAnthrop for the 2014 SSHG LJ Giftfest. A trip to Sainsbury's...a lingering glance over a pile of fruit and veg...Oh, sorry, that was actually a look of disdain. But isn't that most relationships? Annoy one another until you fall for another another? Perhaps.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,509 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Bite to Remember by dragoon811 reviews
Masquerade. Vampires. Smut. What more is there to say? (Written for the 2014 samhain-smut on livejournal) SSHGLM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,123 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 95 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Severus S., Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
The F Word by Dena Gray reviews
Professor Snape catches Hermione in the absolute worst possible circumstances, time and time again. Is it the work of a vindictive third year, or could it be something much, much bigger? Rated M for 45 uses of the 'f' word and light frotting. AU/EWE, Hogwarts 8th year SSHG -COMPLETE! *** Nominated Best A/U, Best Het Smut: HP fanfic fanpoll awards fall/winter 2014! Thank you!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,295 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Shampoo by llorolalluvia reviews
A silly piece of fluffy lemon for ladelfin007, the 1000th reviewer of Clash of the Conjurers. Professor Granger convinces Professor Snape to wash his hair. It turns out Gryffindors can be very persuasive ;) ONESHOT! (forreal this time)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/18/2014
Know It All by SweetTale4u reviews
Voted 'Best Romance' 3rd Place Winner in the Snape x Hermione Category of the HP FanFic Fan Poll Awards Fall-Winter 2014 Round Summary:He underestimates her again...smutty one shot. MATURE READERS ONLY. HERMIONE IS OF AGE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
phoenix by Nylex reviews
We are two lonely people, walking a lonely road. And yet: walking together serves only to sharpen the emptiness. Because when we turn back to the light, the shadows remain inside of us. [Sevione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2014 - [Severus S., Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
69 by Laurielove reviews
Does what it says on the tin, with a bit of a giggle first. Snape, Hermione, and lots of numbers. One shot. Mature readers, please. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S., OC - Complete
Send Not to Know by Subversa reviews
An SSHG Christmas story: An annoying event causes Hermione to choose to spend the Christmas break in seventh year away from her best friends, but Dumbledore feels she needs someone to watch over her. How will Hermione react to the appearance of the Potions master on her doorstep? And how will they interact when cooped up alone together for days on end?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,401 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Gretna Greenland by Toodleoo reviews
The Ministry of Magic has passed a ridiculous marriage law, and nobody is cooperating... least of all Hermione Granger and Severus Snape. An anti-marriage law story set right after the war. MLC. CURRENTLY ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,879 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Draco M., Neville L.
Getting Past Broken by TycheSong reviews
When Hermione decides she can no longer live with the mental scarring wrought by her vicious assault at Malfoy Manor, she enlists the aid of her former Potions professor in exchange for holding his life debt fulfilled... a very lemony tale written for the SSHG Prompt Fest based on a prompt by Shiv5468. Winner of Best SSHG Threesome at the HPFanFicFanPollAwards (Fall/Winter 2013)!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,901 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Lucius M. - Complete
Buttons and Bluebells by Laurielove reviews
Professor Snape doesn't enjoy field trips. Especially field trips with the Granger girl. Or so he thought. Mature readers only, please. SS/HG. Post-DH but Hogwarts based. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 124 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
If You Show Me Yours by Cybrokat reviews
Snape teaches the class how to make a fantasy potion, because sometimes you just need to write a little naughtiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Wizard Gets His Share by CRMediaGal reviews
A virgin Severus and an instructive Hermione make for an interesting first experience. One-shot, AU, Post-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bundle of Joy by LadyTuesday reviews
Seeking: An intelligent, capable wizard amenable to assisting a bright, independent, magically-formidable single witch in the conception of a child. Insemination only: no sexual congress; non-negotiable. Further contact will be established following receipt of preliminary letter of interest. Address all inquiries by owl to Joy Bundle c/o Hogsmeade Owl Post.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,398 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Operation One-Eighty by jadomil reviews
Severus is very happy with Hermione. When his sudden wish for offspring could interfere with their bliss, he comes up with a true Slytherin masterpiece of a plan to convince her. Written for the SSHG Exchange 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,021 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Than Life by anoesis reviews
All she wanted was half an hour's escapism. Still, Hermione should have known that a Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes product would come with side effects.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Penfriends by MizSphinx reviews
Suffering from loneliness, Hermione signs up for a penfriend service. She's pleased when she's assigned a nice bloke named Legolas, and soon begins to fall for him. And that might have been just fine if she wasn't falling for Lucius Malfoy too. Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,248 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Panic Room by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Hermione and Lucius are trapped in a panic room. Things get interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Possession by Goldilocks 92 reviews
Severus Snape feels the need to possess Hermione Granger entirely- inspired by Nietzsche.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hilltop Cottage by neelix reviews
Hermione retreats to her safe haven, only to bump into someone she wasn't expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 80,429 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Cunning Plan by marianne le fey reviews
"Can you at least try to look like you're enjoying yourself? This won't work if you look nauseated." One shot. Rating mostly just for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unreliable Sources by marianne le fey reviews
When her Editor gives her one final chance, Hermione leaps at the opportunity to interview the ex-Death Eater opening a new shop in Knockturn Alley. After all, all the dangerous ones are dead. Aren't they? EWE? Short and sweet!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
I Think I Know Enough of Hate… by NoFootprintsInSand reviews
Hermione and Lucius and the prelude to battle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
This Living Hand, Now Warm and Capable by NoFootprintsInSand reviews
Hermione and Lucius and the aftermath of battle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Memories Keep You Near by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Hermione has a loving husband. Too bad she can't remember anything about him. Lucius/Hermione with a side pairing of Snape/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,458 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beg for It by aviddaydreamer reviews
Everyone has a weakness. All it takes is to find just the right spot and press. Sooner or later, everyone breaks. Dark: torture, lemons, non-con/dub-con, language. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Twist in the Tale by Shiv5468 reviews
Crookshanks takes steps to oust his rival. There's only room for one ginger in Hermione's life, and it's him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Vanas Opportunis by Dena Gray reviews
Snape gets a certain kind of deviant itch every once in a while, and uses an illegal potion on seventh year girls to relieve it...until that seventh year girl is Hermione. lil'OOC, alot A/U, Graphic and Immoral.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,556 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Three Courses for Mr Malfoy by Laurielove reviews
When Lucius Malfoy one day comes across three disgruntled witches, he is only too happy to help improve their mood. LM/PP, LM/GW, LM/HG. M readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,186 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Changing Times by iamold reviews
It seems the generation gap has left Severus a bit behind in modern courtship protocol. One-shot, EWE, HG/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
In The Dark by the-shiny-girl reviews
What is worth fighting for when you are lost in the darkness and at the mercy of a man who has lost everything? How to find a will to live?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,567 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fearsome Beasts by ApollinaV reviews
Pixies are rather bothersome creatures. SS/HG Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
In Disguise by aviddaydreamer reviews
Hermione helps the Malfoys go into hiding during her 6th year, but has she taken on more than she can handle? Lucius has some thoughts on the subject. LM/HG Rated M for smuttiness-for the sake of smuttiness, no less.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unfinished Declaration by RedValkyrie reviews
All her little secrets...Oh, it would be a violation; that was sure, but he had no illusions that he was ever an innocent. His thumb sank deeper into the fold of the page and the book spread itself for him as a willing little trollop, begging to be read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Things I Barely Tolerate About You by cathedral carver reviews
Let’s begin with the least offensive, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Murder of Crows by Hogwarts 91 reviews
14 yrs post-war: Hermione’s teaching at Hogwarts when an un-aged Snape awakens from stasis and returns to the school. Sparks fly when they meet. Can they learn to trust and love in time to defeat an evil plot bent on changing the wizarding world forever?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 152,986 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hallowe'en by Camillo reviews
SSHG One-shot continuation of Phoenix Feathers. This will make no sense at all if you haven't read that first. Contains binge drinking and phonetic spelling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Secret Admirer by vanityfair reviews
When Hermione starts receiving mysterious gifts Snape is not pleased.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 104 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Join by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Written shortly after Deathly Hallows came out, in an attempt to free Hermione from the clutches of her marriage to Ron. Lucius Malfoy has a strange visitor who offers to spare Lucius's life if he marries Hermione. Problem: She already is married...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,242 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Houdini's Tables by vanityfair reviews
They don't know it yet, but Severus and Hermione are perfect for each other. Written for the SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,642 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Falsity by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
A midlife crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail. What more could Lucius Malfoy need? PreHBP. LMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,877 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Unconsidered Trifles by Mundungus42 reviews
When taking their N.E.W.T.s becomes contingent on completing a Ministry approved curriculum, the students rebel, catching the teachers in the crossfire. SS HG plus LM for fun. Contains many rude bits: don't read if you dislike that sort of thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,861 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Rules of Pureblood Courtship by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Hermione has had a crush on Lucius Malfoy since he saved her life. When a unique opportunity presents itself, she chooses to act. So does Crookshanks, her familiar.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Law of Universal Gravitation by Demented Amanuensis reviews
A few years after Voldemort has fallen, Severus and Hermione are a happily married couple. Or are they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,574 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Blasphemous Rumours by Marston Chicklet reviews
During the final battle, Hermione accidentally saves the life of Lucius Malfoy. In order to free himself of the life debt, he finds himself helping her seek revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Cupid's Arrow by vanityfair reviews
Sequel to Under the Mistletoe. Snape plans to use a cupid to make Hermione more receptive of his attentions. But plans rarely go the way they are meant to. Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,239 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Survivors by Dyce reviews
..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 2,448 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Bitter Taste by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
Draco's thoughts over the course of his father's relationship with his classmate. Oneshot. LMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2656 - Favs: 5,012 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Unforgivable Sinner reviews
Voldemort wins AU. EWE. After two years on the run Hermione stumbles into the clutches of Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,728 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 11/3/2019 - Published: 3/13/2019 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] [Ginny W., Draco M.]
Leverage: A Christmas Tale reviews
"Come now, did you really think I was going to pay over a million Galleons just for one kiss? I think you overvalue yourself, Miss Granger. They may refer to you as the Princess of Gryffindor, but you must know you are not an actual princess." An accurate depiction of what would most definitely happen should Lucius and Hermione be trapped under a sprig of enchanted mistletoe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,324 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 12/21/2018 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Primae Noctis reviews
Hermione and Draco plan to thwart the Marriage Incentivisation Programme by getting hitched. It seems like the perfect solution until Lucius shows up on their wedding day with a bottle of champagne and some very disturbing news. Shameless smut, fluff and silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,820 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 11/23/2018 - Published: 10/30/2018 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Better best forgotten reviews
Written for round ten of the quidditch league. A blow to the head gives Draco a new perspective on things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/27/2018 - Draco M. - Complete
Masterchef reviews
Hermione's presence in his kitchen forces Lucius to re-think his prejudices. Just a little one shot I dreamed up whilst cooking dinner - then I came up with a few more courses! Post Hogwarts, disregards epilogue. Includes graphic sex, cross dressing and many scenarios I can't believe I actually came up with!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 155,553 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 5/10/2018 - Published: 5/23/2017 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Draco M. - Complete
Odd Couples reviews
Stories written for the Quidditch League featuring couples I wouldn't otherwise have written about! 1. An extraordinary love (Lily and James Potter) 2. The Great Escape (Minerva MacGonagall andElphinstone Urquart) 3. A Mother's Love (Bill Weasley and Narcissa Malfoy) 4. In search of gainful employment (Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,025 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 6/6/2017 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] [Minerva M., Elphinstone U.] - Complete
Nineteen Years Later reviews
For nineteen years George had lived with only one purpose, to bring back Fred.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/28/2017 - Complete
Night of the living debutantes reviews
SS/HG shorts written for the 2017 Quidditch league. 1. Night of the Living Debutantes; 2. Potion Masters do it in the Dungeon 3. The Spy Who Loved Me 4. Strictly come Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,217 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 6/22/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Morning After reviews
It's the morning after the Battle of Hogwarts and Draco has some choices to make. One shot. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/30/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The redemption of Lucius Malfoy reviews
Divorced by his wife, abandoned by his son, stripped of his wand, deprived of his house elves and forced to complete 6000 hours of community service Lucius Malfoy has hit rock bottom. Surely things can't get any worse...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/4/2017 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
A Gentleman Scorned reviews
The saddest thing about betrayal is it never comes from your enemies. Written for round four of the Quidditch league. Warning - canon character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/20/2017 - [Astoria G., Draco M.] Lucius M. - Complete
An Homage to Colin Creevey reviews
"Colin Creevey, I dare you to go back into the castle and fight for Harry Potter." The second wizarding war from the point of view of the Creevey brothers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2017 - Colin C., Dennis C. - Complete
Opposites Attract reviews
A little drabble for the Quidditch League featuring Harry Potter based pick up lines. Hermione's feelings toward Pansy threaten to run away with her. Probably the silliest thing I've ever written.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2017
Ninety days of darkness reviews
Voldemort was triumphant and Hermione Granger has been a prisoner in Malfoy Manor for three months. At Voldemort's behest she is engaged to a reluctant Lucius Malfoy. Hermione is not easily subjugated and ninety days in the dark can change a person beyond all recognition. AU. Rated M for sexual content and violence, as dark as I'm every likely to get - still not that dark!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,846 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 2/27/2017 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
The games people play reviews
Lucius and Hermione find an unusual means of spicing up their marriage. Be warned there is little plot here along with graphic sex and unsubtle allusions to infidelity- if that's your thing then read on!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/8/2017
Lucius Malfoy and the cursed virgin reviews
After Lucius Malfoy heroically rescued Hermione Granger from a Death Eater attack in the British Library he (not so heroically) took her back to his own library and showed her a lot more than his etchings. PW(very little)P. Three shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 2/17/2017 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Backwards reviews
Hermione Granger, War Hero, Princess of Gryffindor, Order of Merlin first class longs to add Minster of Magic to her list of titles. Unfortunately her ongoing affair with ex-death eater and acquitted war criminal turned PR agent Lucius Malfoy might make the task even more challenging. Rated M for graphic sex and gratuitous swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,067 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/7/2017 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete