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So sorry...

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

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Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 373,675 - Reviews: 7635 - Favs: 3,758 - Follows: 3,524 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Jedi Council: Behind the Scenes by WearTheMask reviews
What really happens during an average day of the Jedi Council. Parody. Meaning much OOCness. Read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,069 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/5/2005
A Hydralisk Named Bane: The Bane Series by deadfast reviews
Bullets will fly and scythes will slay in this ongoing action series where a pair of the most unlikely allies turned best friends must work together to save the Starcraft universe as we know it.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 228,410 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 12/12/2004
Once in a Blue Moon COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
In a world where Remus never received his Hogwarts invitation and Sirius wasn't accepted by the Gryffindors the two lonely boys become friends. A story beginning in their first year, and continuing right through Hogwarts and beyond. RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 77 - Words: 408,087 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
MNU Regulations by Anceylee Star reviews
Short stories on the lives of the Prawns in District 9, and the rules they have to follow, mostly through the eyes of Christopher. Chapter 2: Absence from work.
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Christopher J.
Blessed Are the Geeks by Kenya Starflight reviews
Emily Wall was an American transplant in England, obsessed with Star Wars and fed up with both her insane family and her unfamiliar new home country. She thought life couldn't get any stranger. Then the owl showed up... ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,614 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 11/2/2006 - George W., Fred W.
A Gift Freely Given by Lady Altair reviews
The world remembers a martyr, a painted icon with a golden halo. Lily Potter wasn’t that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Blot out the Stars by estuesday reviews
After the war, Albus copes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Albus D. - Complete
The Remains of the Day by Wuff reviews
The flames dance and crackle merrily and remind him just a bit too much of Gellert. Gellert’s carefreeness -- Gellert’s ruthlessness, Albus corrects himself, staring into the fire until little specks of light hover in front of his eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Our Fair Leader by Sianaris reviews
This is the story about a Pink Pikmin and her life. Two mysterious Leaders whose motives are unknown, a rival Pikmin color, abandoned by her own kind, and lost in a world she doesn't understand.
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,555 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 1/14/2005
Doorway by Sita Z reviews
Trip and Malcolm crash the shuttlepod on an uninhabited planet, and soon discover that they aren’t as alone as they thought.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,338 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Qui Gon's Heirs by Wuff reviews
QuiGon does not die in Episode I. He takes Anakin as his Padawan. From there on, little changes occur. But sometimes the little things can make the big difference. Will be a Vader redemption fic, starring Anakin, ObiWan, QuiGon and little Luke later.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 161,886 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Game Over by Aislinn Carter reviews
Endgame raised a lot of unanswered questions. I'm attempting to get it right in a much more traumatic and interesting way than we were showed, and with a much more satisfying ending. Basic concept of Endgame, with my own little twists and turns.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,509 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Believe in Love by Wuff reviews
Albus Dumbledore, Gellert Grindelwald, ADGG. Love makes us blind. It makes us close our eyes when we should really look more closely. Love is only for fools. Deathly Hallows spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Rose Weasley and the Forgotten Banner by pipernoelle reviews
Finally off to school, Rose is excited to be learning all about the magical world she was born into. It is not long before she is thrust head first into a mysterious hundred year old secret that may very well put and end to the Wizarding world she loves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Rose W.
A New Kind of Zerg by Snap23212 reviews
The story of human survivors trying to live alongside Zerg, who's ties to the Overmind have been severed.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,632 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 5/3/2006
Basta by pedxing reviews
How did Basta become what he is? Why would anyone choose being Capricorn's lap dog to be their life? Rating may go up.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2006
Through Red Eyes by GameTrekker reviews
From planting to inevitable death, a white Pikmin tells the story of its life. This is a realistic take on the entire, multifaceted world of Pikmin 2. [Now includes a bonus chapter.]
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,893 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Complete
Peach Viewer Mail by Hoogiman reviews
Chapter 24 Out! Peach and her friends have matured now and are entering their first year of college! But what they don't know is that they will be met with an array of pranks and bad influences that will try and get them expelled! TailsAmy PeachDK AU yaoi
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,261 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 3/8/2005
How to Survive Boredom by Lady Chitose reviews
This is the ultimate Smasher guide to boredom...and pretty much everything else. From overindulging in cookies to terrorizing children to prank phone calls, you'll find some useless tips and possibly learn a lesson or two.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,771 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 10/11/2005
Pikmin Worlds by Snidian reviews
Olimar and his family face new lands and new perils during their unforgettable mission on the Pikmin planet.
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,181 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005
Know Your Smashers by Lady Chitose reviews
Some strange story involving a studio, an announcer, a cameraman, and the Smashers. And a pink citrus scented camera. Read at your own risk. [Complete, so take it off of your alert list already!]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,803 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Complete
And In My Pain, I Saw by pyrebi reviews
I, Fenrir, am the father of the new wolf. My affliction will spread like the plague, and those who once spat upon me shall hear my name and tremble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Fenrir G.
By the Clicking of His Claws by John Chao reviews
A zergling dreams of blood and death. (Not my story, belongs to an excellent writer named PaxNox- if anyone knows how to contact him, let me know.)
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2002