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Author has written 54 stories for Total Drama series, Hamilton, Harry Potter, Web Shows, and Avengers.

Hi! I'm What'dIMiss!

You can just call me PV (short for Purple Velvet, although just Velvet works too) if you ever talk to me. It's the nickname I use on the the forums i'm on. I will never reveal my real name. Mwahahahaha...

A few things to note:

I am a girl so don't go thinking I'm a guy.

I am old enough to be on this site.

I hope you enjoy navigating/scrolling through and ignoring my long profile.

Quick link to Ham fic I cowrote with iColor With Crayons. Check it out!

Total Drama is #1!!!! Now, for the faves

Bold means my all time favorite

Top 5 First Gen Characters

5. Harold

4. Izzy

3. Noah

2. Duncan

1. Geoff

Top 5 Second Gen Characters

5. Lightning

4. Zoey

3. Brick

2. Jo

1. Mike(and his personalities of course)!!!!

Quick Mike's personalities rankings(lowest to highest): Chester, Vito, Svetlana/Manitoba(tied for second), Mal

Top Five Third Gen Characters

5. Topher

4. Dave

3. Shawn

2. Jasmine

1. Ella

Top Five Ridonculous Race Characters

5. Laurie

4. Sanders

3. Jen/Tom(they are both fabulous)

2. Kitty

1. Brody(he and Geoff are the ultimate bromance!)

Top Five RR Teams

5. The Ice Dancers

4. The Police Cadets

3. The Reality TV Pros

2. The Fashion Bloggers

1. The Surfer Dudes

Top 5 Total DramaRama Kids(subject to change as more episodes come out)

1. Gwen

2. Noah

3. Jude

4. Bridgette

5. Izzy

Say what you want about Total Dramarama. So far I'm kind of enjoying it. Tiny four year old Noah needs to be protected at all costs.

My favorite ships from Total Drama are any that are well written TBH. My shipping goes every which way nowadays. I hate NoahxCourtney with a passion. I do not understand Nawn(NoahxDawn) and probably never will. I created the ship NoahxMal(Nal)for Caged Inside and now I completely and utterly ship & write it, and MikexElla(Mella) for Mike's Cinderella story. Check them out if you want. Nal is my OTP pretty much.

My favorite season is Total Drama World Tour. I liked the other seasons ok. My favorite episode ever is probably "Moon Madness". Because Mal. My favorite song was 'Paris in the Springtime'.

I still love Hamilton the musical, I am not as obsessed with it as I was a few months ago. I won't write any more fanfiction for it unless I have a genius idea. Keep your eyes out y'all.

My favorite Hamilton ships are Lams(my OTP to the max), Hamburr, Mullette, Jeffmads, Jefferton(or Jamilton)...basically all the gay ships for this fandom. My favorite characters are Washy, King George, and Laurens. Also Alex. Duh. My favorite songs from Hamilton are One Last Time, all of King George's songs, What'd I Miss(that one was pretty obvious), Farmer Refuted, Dear Theodosia(the original Broadway cast recording) and An Open Letter(don't kill me please!)

Other musicals I listen to(parts of): Avenue Q, Sweeney Todd, Legally Blonde, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, Falsettos, Waitress, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Others I can't name off the top of my head.

I get to add a Harry Potter section now!

My favorite HP characters are Draco, Luna, Sirius, Severus, and Harry. My OTP is Druna. Other ships are JamesSeverus, Wolfstar, Drarry, and HarryLuna. My favorite book is the Order of the Phoenix.

Favorite Sanders Side is Patton, then Virgil, then Roman, than Logan, then Deceit becuase I haven't seen too much of him. I honestly do not ship any of them with each other but I love Patton and Virgil interacting together in a father/son sense.

Marvel Section!

Top five MCU characters

1. Loki

2. Doctor Steven Strange

3. Thor

4. Peter Parker

5. Luis

Currently shipping: LokixStrange

Favorite MCU movie: TBD

favorite kind of ship: Yaoi(as if it wasn't obvious)

favorite Hamilton fanfiction: See faves list.

favorite Total Drama fanfiction: I don't have a particular preference, though I'm not into most comp fics.

favorite HP fanfiction: not available.

favorite Marvel fanfiction: also not available.

what I can't stand to read in fanfiction:bad grammar, complete and utter OOCness, a combination of the two

Official FF fandom count: 5

Unofficial fandom count: at least 6

Number of forums I'm active on: 2

number of communities: 3

I am open to joining any forum. Shoot me a PM if you think I am worthy. Or I'll just join. 'Cause I'm like that.

I was proud to be a part of the Rise Up! Hamilton forum before it vanished. RIP

I am excited and fortunate to be a mod on The Forum Where it Happens. Come stop by if you want. It's the place for Hamilton puns and general conversation. Oh, and we have RPs.

I challenged myself! I participated in challenges on the Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges forum as well as run a couple. It helped me get ideas for HP fanfics. And write more.

I was a player for Gryffindor in the Houses Competition.

I, What'dIMiss, was sorted into Slytherin at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry (Challenges & Assignments)! Hogwarts

I joined the Total Drama RP Universe! I'm the most active there these days, and I love it! So many great people and role plays there. :)

This is where RP rankings and stuff like that will go.

Total Drama:

Total Danganronpa VI: Lost in the City of Despair: [Chapter Three] Auto-Executed as Mike, the SHSL Actor(first ever TD RP! Happy I got to RP as Mal for a short time which was SO MUCH FUN :D)

The Forum Presents: Quiet On Set: EXIT as Geoff(technically 9th due to me being absent for a long time. Had fun playing the party dude who eventually got depressed and then broke an ankle 3:)

Total Danganronpa VII-End-of-Hope:Chapter 1 Victim as Brick(yeah, these aren't my thing. Probably won't ever be. I didn't know what I was doing this time around and it just wasn't a great experience in the short time I was there :/)


List of characters I've RPed/am RPing: John Laurens(my sarcastic, artistic son)James Madison(i ),King George(shyest high school teacher EVER), Samuel Seabury, George Washington, Charles Lee

AUs I've/am role played in: Modern College, Magic Kingdom, Modern High School, Revolution(SLeeBury ftw) Summer Camp

Favorite Ham RP moment: the George squared fight/kiss(High School) still gets me emotional when I go back to read it :()

I am SO GLAD I started RPing. It's really fun. :)

Awards section since I've won a few things now

These are from the Third Annual TDRPU Forum Awards

Favorite Couple in Forum City and Total Forum Drama

Favorite Newcomer

Most Creative Forum Member

Most Descriptive Forum Member

Owner of The Guilded Chris-Honorable Mention

Hogwarts house: Gryffindor/Slytherin

Bending Element: Water

Current Avatar Picture: Loki...and Loki

Hamiltrash Status: Certified. :3

Copy and Paste!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, RulerofFire, Grogie13, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, WrathofhteElite, 'looks at name tag', Wildshadow24, AquaFreez, Loststream,WolfPrincessGirl, newmew4you, Angel-From-Hell.172832,Tatertat, MusicAngel98, DaughterOfTerpsichore, truebooknerd, What'dIMiss

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, A rose in the sand, EmpressOfEvilBunnies, willow grove tiger, Angel-From-Hell.172832,Tatertat, MusicAngel98, DaughterOfTerpsichore, truebooknerd, What'dIMiss

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom). jafarjasmineforever2005: Jafar, Aladdin, Frollo, and lot's more (There's been tons). Writtensofine67: Jafar, Snape, Dexter (from dexter's lab) Prince Casipan, Chris from TDI, Ahkmenrah (Night at the museum) and Jed (from Night at the Museum) SideshowJazz1: Edward Cullen, Draco Malfoy, Sirius Black (young version and in the books only - I don't really like him so much in the movies), James (from Pokemon), Simon, Jack (both from "Lord of The Flies"-I imagine them older though), Howl (Moving Castle, join the dots), Puss In Boots (Shrek), Alejandro (Total Drama) and Yakko Warner. What'dIMiss- Zuko(Avatar)Mako(Legend of Korra) Jack Frost(ROTG),Cody(Total Drama-I admit it, he's cute. Just don't tell Sierra)Mal(Total Drama)Mike(also Total Drama)Loki(MCU)

Homemade Copy & Paste, Hamilton edition! by What'dIMiss (in case anyone actually decides to copy& paste this whole thing.)

If you have the entire Hamilton OG soundtrack(not the mixtape!!)memorized by heart, copy and paste this onto your profile, then proceed to sing 'Alexander Hamilton' out loud. To whoever is in the room

If you can do the rap part of Guns and Ships while still using a decent French accent, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you believe Lams is canon, copy & paste this onto your profile because it IS!!!

If you will never throw away your shot, copy & paste this whole section onto your profile.

If you are Hamiltrash and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: What'dIMiss,

Have any additions to add to this? PM me mabye! Or not...

Hamilton Fans by What'dIMiss

Normal fans: Say "I can do this!"

Hamilton fans: Say "I WILL NOT THROW AWAY MY SHOT!"

Normal fans: Read a really fluffy story and say "That was cute."

Hamilton fans: Read a really fluffy story and say "AHH THAT WAS ADORABLE OMG THE FEEEEEELLS

Normal fans: Display their favorite ships on their profile page

Hamilton fans: Display their favorite ships when they review anything.

Normal fans: Think Lams wasn't canon.

Hamilton fans: Know Lams is canon.

Normal fans: Settle disputes by arguing with each other

Hamilton fans: Settle disputes by arguing in cabinet battles

Normal fans: Take offense to this entire list.

Hamilton fans: Repost this list on their profile and add to it. Just give me the original credit. :-)

Do not take offense if you are a Hamilton fan/non-Hamilton fan and don't agree with this list.

If you ship and/or write uncommon/rare pairings, copy&paste this onto your profile.

I got this from SideshowJazz1's profile. I've wanted to do this for a while, so here it is!(updated August sixteenth, 2018)


( ) You're Latino

( ) You're manipulative

( ) You're evil

( ) You fall for King/Queen Bees

( ) You've been severely burned/injured

(X) You have an annoying brother/sister

(X ) You speak more than one language(I'm learning French, does that count?)

Total: 2

He's interesting to write. Not one of my faves, though.


()You are a wannabe at sometimes

() You have a best friend

(x ) You wear/used to wear braces

(X) Singing is one of your hobbies(eh.)

( ) You easily fall for the eye candy

( ) One of your favorites colors is pink

( ) You work on a farm

Total: 2

Ugh. I've never liked Beth.


( ) You surf

( ) You're a vegetarian

(X) You care about the environment/Mother Nature

(x) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you

() You usually wear your hair in a ponytail

( ) You have a boyfriend/girlfriend

() You get along with everybody

() Everything should be natural to you

Total: 2

Sorry Bridge, lost a point with ya.


(X ) You love technology

( ) Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys

() You are a quick healer

( ) You easily get sun burn

( X) You have a gap between your front teeth

() A poor diet scares you

() You play the keyboard

( ) BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you

Total: 2

Cody is meh.


( ) You are/were a CIT

() You want everything right

(X)You get mad easily

() Everything is important to you

( ) You are/were on the Student Council

() Everything turns out wrong for you

( ) You fall for the delinquents/criminals

(X) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly

Count: 2

I've written her more but I still don't like her. Apparantly I've more in common with her now.


(X) You love animals

( ) Everybody loves you

() You've been raised right

() Everybody is your friend

() You are happy most of the time

( ) You never get mad

() You get scared easily

() Group hugs are cuddly

Count: 1

DJs sweet. Too bad I'm almost nothing like him.


( ) You have/had a mohawk

( ) You've been to jail/prison

() You love skulls and crossbones

( ) You have piercings

(X) Green is one of your favorite colors

( ) Punk is one of your favorite music genres

( ) You pick on dorks

() You have a smug facial expression sometimes

Count: 1



( ) You often lift weights

( ) You wear knee high socks with gym clothes

() You've been through anger management

(X) You are competitive

( ) You can lift anything

( ) Happiness is not your forte

( ) You often don't fall in love too easily

( ) You're never happy

Count: 1

I like Eva. Wouldn't want to be like her, but I like her.


( ) You're homeschooled

( ) You're a sexist

( ) You have/had/wear a toque

(X) You often say "eh"

() You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday

( ) You pick your nose often

( ) You have no friends

() You are pale

Count: 1

Da Zeke is alright.


() You love parties

( ) You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend

( ) You often make out most of the day

( ) You wear a cowboy hat

() You're the youngest sibling in your family

( ) One of your nicknames is "Party Girl" or "Party Boy"

( ) You are invited to all of the parties

( ) You skateboard

Count: 0



( ) You're goth

( ) You have highlights

( ) You wear blue lipstick

( ) You wear fishnets and black

( ) You make the first move

()Preppy things piss you off

(X) Annoying things irk you up

Count: 1

I really like Gwen so I'm kinda sad I don't have much in common with her.


( ) You can be a pervert at some times

(X) You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"

() You're a dork

( ) You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy

( ) You read comics

(X ) You breathe loud

() You get picked on most of the time

( ) You save chewed gum

Count: 2

I haven't written Harold in a while. I miss it.


( )You're the Queen Bee

( ) You are/were a cheerleader

( ) You often lie about being nice sometimes

() You often get embarrassed

( ) Weird people make you mad

( ) You break couples up

( ) You often call people "losers"

( ) You are never trusted

Count: 0

Thank God I'm nothing like Heather.


(X) You're crazy/psycho(a little)

( ) You were once wanted by the police/RCMP

( ) You're a redhead

( ) Fire is your addiction

() You love acting silly

( ) You run a lot

( ) You want to be called by your nickname

(X) You've camped out in the woods

Count: 2

Izzy' s crazy, but I still love her.


( ) You're the eye candy

( )People often stare at you

( ) People faint when they see you

( ) You lie to most people

( ) Beauty is a talent to you

() You once/often get photo shots

( ) You don't care about anything but beauty

( ) You're gorgeous

Count: 0



() You have a BFFFL

() You have big hips, but skinny body

() You're pretty

() You're often sweet

() You blush easily

( ) You wear pigtails

() You listen to Pop Music

() You're skinnier than your friends

Count: 0

Katie's annoying in my opinion. Pretty glad I'm nothing like her


( ) You're the ghetto girl

( ) You wear baby T's

(X) You easily get pissed off

(X) You love winning

( x) You have a great taste in style(I like it.)

(X) You know how to dance(I think I do)

( ) Rap is one of your favorite music genres

( ) You often wear hoop earrings

Count: 4

Glad I'm like LeShawna. She is fabulous!


()You are/were a blonde

( ) You're dumb

( ) You take Gymnastics

() Your boobs are big

( ) You're a "Daddy's Girl"

( ) You fall for the jocks

() Your eyes are blue

( ) Makeup looks pretty on you

Count: 0

I don't like Lindsay. She's too dumb. Glad I'm nothing like her.


(X) You are a bookworm(not as much anymore but I still am)

() Your IQ is off the charts/high

(X) You're in Honors classes

() Sports aren't your forte

(X) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky

(X) You're quiet(sometimes)

( ) You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex

(X) You don't like parties

Count: 5

Somehow I managed to become more like Noah.


( ) You're overweight

() You fart a lot

( ) You can burp the ABC's

( ) Everyone loves you

( ) You love adventure

() You're out of shape

() You love to eat

( ) You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath

Count: 0

I like Owen ok, but I'm glad I'm not like him.


( ) You have a BFFFL

() You're chubby

( ) You cry without your best friend

() You accidentally do things wrong

( ) You do everything with your best friend

() You easily cry

( ) You love to squeal

()You often do things wrong

Count: 0

Yay. I'm nothing like Tweedledum and Tweeldeidiot. What a relief.


( ) You're a stalker

( ) You dye your hair

() You're obsessively in love

(X) You're a huge fan(of many things)

( ) You have stalker parent(s)

() You've been unfairly out of a game

( ) You wear your hair in a braid

Count: 1

I hate Sierra. She's too stalkerish of Cody.


( ) You play/played the guitar

(X) You often wear green

() You've been heartbroken

( ) Your favorite number is 9

(X) You care for the people you love

(X) You're still looking for that special someone

(X) You act weird sometimes(forever and always)

() You easily fall in love

Count: 4

Same as it was. Still love ya, Trent.


() You suck at sports

(X) You often wear red(sometimes)

( ) You wear a head bandana

( ) You wear sweat clothes

() You're tall(people say I'm tall)

( ) You have brown hair and brown eyes(50% of this is true.)

() You have a fear of an animal

() You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes

Count: 1

Sorry Tyler. I actually can do sports. Not all of them, but I don't totally fail.

Anne Maria

( ) You are from New Jersey

( ) You speak with an accent

( ) You add so much product to your hair

( ) You have/had a fake tan

( ) You look down upon those who are not as pretty as you are

( ) You like only one side of a person, not the person him/herself

( ) You wear a lot of make-up

() You can't sing

Total: 0

Thank God. I hate her.

B (Beverly)

()You don't talk much

() You're a bit on the chubby side

( ) Despite the aforementioned, you are very athletic

( ) You're skilled in mechanics

( ) You are embarrassed of your first name

() You like using initials

( ) You have multiple items in your coat

() Every time you try to speak, you get cut off

Total: 0

B's ok. He doesn't talk much, but he's ok. It's all in his aura...


( ) You/your family has a military background

() You follow a moral code

() You are dedicated to protect friends and family

( X) You are rather athletic

( ) You STINK at Fashion design(meh.)

() You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the safety of others.

(X ) You're scared of the dark, as well as it's noises(I don't like it)

( ) You have the "need to be dominated"

Total: 2

Brick is funny. I like him.


() You're under 100 pounds

( ) You have lived in a bubble

() You have overprotective parents

() You're not the most athletic person out there

(X) You're a bit nerdy

( ) You can be counted as an "expendable player"

( ) You wore diapers until a late age

( ) (IF A GUY) You're mistaken for a girl

Total: 1

Guilty as charged. I've always been a bit of a nerd.


() You're addicted to fame

( ) You LOVE pink!

( ) You are a major fashion photon

( ) You usually wear sunglasses

( ) Your parent(s) are majorly rich

( X) You're attracted to nerds(pretty much)

() You and your phone are inseparable

( ) You hate feeling sorry for others

Total: 1

I love Dakotazoid.


() You are a Wicca/witch

( ) You can read auras

( ) You love nature and communicating with animals

() You are very short

( ) You can levitate

( ) You know how to levitate

() You don't really care about money

( ) You are able to detect positive/negative energy

Total: 0

Aw. I like her.


( ) You're a tomboy(up for debate. I don't like wearing dresses that much.)

( ) You are EXTREMELY athletic(eh. Not really.)

( ) You don't think anyone is better than you

( ) You aren't the most attractive person

() You HATE the beauty queen

( ) You would rather sacrifice others to save your own skin

( ) Your favorite accessory is a whistle

( ) (IF A GIRL) You're mistaken for a guy

Total: 0

I love Jo so I'm kinda sad at this.


( ) You talk in the third person(sometimes)

( ) You can't tell the difference between genders sometimes

(X) You tend to add something before words.

( ) You're attractive to the opposite gender

( ) You are an overachiever

( ) You have protein powder

( ) You believe in teams of one

( ) You often call people "losers"

Total: 1

Meaning "Um...". Lightning is a total moron.


() You have a mental disorder

(X) You have said you are an actor

(X) You like two people at the same time(they were crushes)

() You talk in your sleep

() You have a therapist/psychiatrist

( X ) You are agile and graceful, but also tough and scrappy(I guess so.)

(X) You have trouble telling the one you love how you feel

() You're willing to risk your life for the one you loveO

Total: 4

I've written Mike so many times. And I'm more like him now. Cool.


()You love video games

( ) You have embarrassed yourself on your only date

(X) You have cat-like reflexes

( ) You are in love with someone TOTALLY out of your league

(X) You are a couch potato

( ) You have a "circus thumb"

( ) You sometimes speak in video-game talk

( ) You sometimes see stuff in video-game mode

Total: 2


( ) You LOVE manipulating people

( ) You're a poser

( ) You like to whittle

( ) Animals don't like you

() You don't like animals

( ) You have a lucky item

( ) You're a ginger

(X) You have freckles covering you

Total: 1

I think I only write Scott in MCS and I enjoy it a bit too much.


( ) You have a long ancestry

( ) You are a compulsive liar

(X) You talk incessantly

( ) You are rather overweight

(X) You are annoying to most people(my brother)

( ) You have trouble swimming

( ) You have been bald at one point

() You don't have many friends

Total: 2

I hate Staci. I hate I'm sort of like her.


( ) You wear stuff in your hair

() You're an only child

(X) You don't have many friends, but wish to make friends(friends are hard to get, okay?)

(X) You like retro fashions/music

(X) You enjoy the theatre

(X) You have seen your crush go out with someone else

() You are generally nice, but have a tough side

Total: 4

Another character I've written quite a bit. Love her too.


() You're mean, bossy and aggressive

(X)You have a twin (or sibling) and is older

()You are manipulative

() If you need something, you'll do whatever you can to get it

() You've been tricked at least once

() You have a beauty spot

Count: 1

Good. I hate Amy.


(X) You like music

() You know how to beatbox

() Others consider you annoying

(X) You're pretty quiet(sometimes)

(X) You are friendly

(X) You like making sound affects

Count: 4

Not bad. That's okay.


() You're a neat freak

(X) You have anger issues and you yell at people

(X) You're pessimistic

()You have a crush on someone

() You love to get revenge sometimes

() You've been dumbed at least one

Count: 2

Dave's ok. It sucks what happened to him.


(X) You like to sing

() You are very sweet and kind

() You were banned from a mall

(X) You annoyed someone at least once

() You're skilled in ballet

() Animals are charmed by you

Count: 2

Ella is nice. I don't see why Sugar hated her so much.


() You're very tall

() You like being in charge

() You encouraged someone to stand up for themselves

() People find you scary

() You were born in a different country

() You're claustrophobic

Count: 0

Sad. I wish I was more like Jasmine. She's cool


() You think you're a wizard

() You tried to cast a spell but it never worked

() You don't mean much

() Many people believe you're an actual wizard

() You're a proud LARPer

() You dress like a wizard

Count: 0



() You want to take over the world

(X) You're smart

() Your favorite word is "evil"

(X) You like technology

() You have a soft side

() You like nicknaming yourself

Count: 2

Oh well, at least I don't think I'm super evil.


() You're trying to look for love

(X) You have more brothers than sisters

() Your love interest is not interested in you

() You get nervous around your love interest

() You fall in love easily

() You're from the country

Count: 1

Don't like him, glad I'm not like him


() You were called by a name you hate

(X) You have a twin (or sibling) and is younger

() You do someone else's bidding

() You learned to stand up to yourself

() You're more nicer than your sibling (We're equally nice so . . .)

(X) You find it hard to make friends

Count: 2

I always felt bad for Sammy.


(X) You are quiet

(X) You are pretty smart

() You showed your true nature to someone

(X) You dislike being called a sidekick

() You pretended to be something you're not.

(X) You tie your hair back to keep it from going crazy

Total: 4

I don't like Scarlett, but I'm a lot like her, so I can tolerate her. (Not)


() You have a fear of zombies

() You've watched a ton of zombie movies

() You're loyal

() You once put someone else in danger

() You like to give advice

() You can fart with your armpit

Total: 0

Well, that's it. Shawn's still awesome, though. He's got skills.


(x) You know more than one language. (English and some French)

(X) You're competitive

() You believe in teamwork

() You're very skilled in gymnastics

() You do weird things when you get nervous.

() You've dumped someone before

Total: 2

I don't like Sky for what she did to Dave..


() You laughed at someone's misfortune

() You have a love for food.

() You're not as talented as you think.

() You're more into fiction than fact.

() You want to be a pageant queen

() You get pissed when you can't get your own way

Total: 0



(X) You're very lazy

(X) You're a huge fan of -

() You're sometimes self-centered

() You tried to steal someone else's job

() You don't make that much of an effort.

(X) You're loud

Count: 3


I'm most like Noah!(5)

2nd Place: Leshawna, Trent, Mike, Beardo, Scarlett(4)

3rd Place: Topher(3)

Last Place: Everyone else. Good thing Josse isn't here, or she'd go crazy.


Me: Uh oh. Someone get Jacques in here please!

Stereotypes that apply to me. Because stereotypes are stupid.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm in/was in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.


I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch..

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.


I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER..

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm putting this here because I find some of these to be quite hilarious.

Pick ten of your favorite characters in any random order.(Hamilton and Total Drama)

1.) Noah(TD)

2.) John Laurens(Hamilton)


4) Mal(TD)

5.) Thomas Jefferson(Hamilton)

6.) Alexander Hamilton(isn't it obvious?)

7.) Izzy(TD)

8.) Dave(TD)

9.) Mike(TD)

10.) Emma(TD)

11.) King George(Hamilton)

12.) Samuel Seabury(Hamilton)

Now... let's begin.

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

(Mal, Cody, and Dave) Mal: come join me for dinner. I'm making something... special(grins evilly)

(Dave and Cody look at each other nervously) Both: We'll pass

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

(Jefferson and Mike) Jefferson wears magenta everything and fails the breathing exercises. Mike turns into Svetlana and bends all the way back. Jefferson tries to do the same, but breaks his neck.

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

(Alex or Noah) Noah! He probably has a lot of books. I like books. Alex would just try to drill his opinions into me with a rambling speech.

4) 2 and 10 are making out. 7 walks in...Their reaction?

(John and Emma w. Izzy walks in) "Wait till I tell Alex and Noah! They will destroy you!" (She backflips away)

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

(Cody fil w Alex, Dave is jelly) "You're supposed to be MY boyfriend, Cody!" Dave cries.

6) 4 mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

(Mal;Emma, John or Izzy) 2. I would have John rescue me. He's the most chivalrous of the three. My inner fan girl would then go ballistic. Mal AND John Laurens?!? EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Emma would lawyer talk him, and Izzy would do something crazy.

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

(Noah) He is intently reading a cookbook, boring the viewers.

8) 3 has to marry either 8, 2 or 9. Who do they chose?

(Cody; John, Mike, or Dave) Dave. He reminds him of Noah. But he sees Noah on the side.

9) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

(Izzy kidnaps John, and is asking Jefferson) She thinks he's Lafayette, so she wants Guns and Ships.

10) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

(Noah or Alex) 6. Meeting Noah would be cool, but meeting ALEXANDER HAMILTON?!? YES

11) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

(Emma and Mal) Because she didn't watch All-Stars.

12) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

(Cody) He runs away. He's a bit of a coward.

13) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

(John and Emma's, Dave) He would cry, because he knew that Noah liked Emma.

14) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

(Alex and Izzy) Because if you're not a little afraid of her, you're not human.

15) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

(Emma) It doesn't go well. Emma starts dreamily taking about John, as a prince in her story. Alex starts interjecting, then argues with Jefferson, then kisses John, who had been seeing him before going out with Emma, and continued to after. Noah has on his sad-rejected face. Cody gently rubs his back, hugs him, then kisses his cheek. King George and Samuel are making out. Dave is covering his ears listening to Izzy ramble about Guns and Ships. Mike and Mal are battling for control, because Mal wants to murder John for stopping his mugging of me.

16) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

(Emma and John's wedding, Noah) He walks in wearing a ratty sweater vest. He objects to the marriage, snarkily insults John's suit, kisses Emma full on the lips, then runs out. He was late because he had been crying about Emma marrying John.

17) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

(Jefferson and Mike) Jefferson rambles with a strong Southern accent, and Mike's personalities are on the fritz. He flips around as Svetlana and knocks stuff over, then bumps into Jefferson, who punches his face, and rips his shirt off. Vito comes out and they brawl on the floor until they pass out.

.18) 3, 8, 6 and 2 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

(Cody, Dave, Alex and John) It goes pretty bad, since Dave doesn't like all the dirt everywhere. He gets a hazmat suit, wipes, and John gives him a plush turtle

19) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?



Then Alexander starts rambling about freedom of speech. Noah is reading my fanfiction.

20) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

(Mike and John) John unleashes his secret army of turtles. NO ONE TOUCHES HIS ALEX. NO ONE.

Also, I think it would be more likely for Mal to murder Alex.

21) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?

(Alex and Noah) Alex saves Noah, because he knows he will die honorably. Noah shrugs and leaves Alex in the hands of Mal, who then murders him.

22) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

(Jefferson and Emma) Emma gets trapped too. Then they start talking about law, then they start cuddling up together, while Noah and John overhear and get really mad at them. Mostly at Emma.

23) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

(Cody) Things. Some involving Noah.:-)

24) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

(Mal, Alex and Izzy, Dave) Dave bursts out laughing. Mal grabs a knife and lunges for him. Izzy roundhouse punches Mal, and Alex leaves.

25) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

(Noah;Mike and Emma, John) John is sad, because he liked Emma. Then he goes and kisses Alex. It's allllll good.

26) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

I don't know, it exploded on impact. Explosivo made it.

27) 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Dave cries about all the icky germs, and yells at Jefferson for not bringing food, then Jefferson complains his magenta everything is getting dirty, so they sit in the grass muttering to themselves, hungry and cold.

28) (10) has been crushing on (2) for a while, that is until they figure out (2) likes (6). (10) runs off and meets (8) and (4) who tell them to talk to (7) who tells them to hook up with (1) until (2) kills (1) and ends up with (10)."

Emma has been crushing on John for a while...

That is until she figures out John likes Alex.

Emma runs off and meets Dave and Mal who tell her to talk to Izzy who tells her to hook up with Noah until John kills Noah and ends up with Emma.

29) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?


30) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Emma: I hear you like turtles. John: What?

31) (4) is secretly in love with (7), however, so is (8). After both of them confessing their love with (7), (7) has no idea who to choose. (7) goes to (3) for advice, who told (7) to choose (4), because (3) and (4) are best friends. Along the way, (4) stops caring about (7) and decides to become in a relationship with (3). (7) and (8) become in a relationship after (7) asks (1 & 2) who they should choose.

Mal is secretly in love with Izzy, however so is Dave.

After both confessing their love for Izzy, Izzy has no idea who to choose.

Izzy goes to Cody for advice, who told Izzy to choose Mal, because Cody and Mal are best friends.

Along the way, Mal stops caring for Izzy and decides to become in a relationship with Cody.

Izzy and Dave become in a relationship after Izzy asked Noah and John who she should choose.

32) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

(Mal) Yes Mal is hot. Very hot.

33) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

(Samuel and Dave) Samuel would freak out and leave Dave to be with his real love, King George. Dave would cry himself to sleep every night, and the baby would look like Samuel.

34) Can you recall any fics about nine?

(Mike) A great many.

35) Would two and six make a good couple?

(John and Alex) Yes because they are my Hamilton OTP fur life.

36) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

(Thomas/Mike or Thomas/Emma) Five/Ten. They have some stuff in common.

37) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making out?

(Izzy, John and Samuel) Izzy would split them apart, take John to Alex, and Samuel to George

38) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

(Cody and Emma) Emma just broke up with Noah. Cody just got rejected again by Gwen. They comfort each other, they start going out, and Noah and Sierra are generally pissed off.

39) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

(Izzy and Samuel) E-Scope Refuted

40) Does anyone on your friends list read three yet?

(Cody) Yah.

41) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven?

(King George) Yes.

42) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

(John/Mal/Thomas) no. I certainly would if I had a good idea for it.

43) If you wrote a Song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?

(Dave) Burn by Papa Roach

44) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Noah/Alex/Samuel) Warning: Smart people talking smart stuff. Not recommended for dumb people.

45) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

(Jefferson) Yesterday.

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Changes of mind by kunashgi448 reviews
Cody continues to have no luck with the girls, tired of this, makes a promise to put first his future first, before a loving relationship. Trent invites him to join a Total Drama on an island. He decided to go, to relax from the stress of school, without knowing that his change of attitude attracted several girls to him. But Chris has other plans to entertain the cast, insane plans
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,009 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 6/17/2016 - [Cody, Zoey, Samey, Dawn]
Somewhere only we know by Girldog321 reviews
Based on "Somewhere Only We Know" by Keane. Its been almost forgot. Its the place where moments are. A place that only two know of.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,763 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Mike, Mal
The Room Where It Happens by FandomsForeva reviews
New student Alexander Hamilton wants to revolutionize Continental High School however he can...and possibly get with John Laurens along the way. Or, a high school AU. Because we could always use more of those. Written with iinfiniteskies. Also on AO3.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 73,489 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 10/30/2016 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens] A. Burr, Lafayette
Online by GermanyMadridista4Life reviews
The contestants have recently created a WhatsApp group
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 12/27/2015
So The Stories Go by Lowland Warrior reviews
Everyone has stories to tell. They can be about anyone, and anything. And they're all captured in this little bundle of short, independent one-shots for you to enjoy. This chapter: Tom and Jen!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 2/10
Words, Words, Words by Emmeebee reviews
After receiving word that Peggy has run away, Angelica returns home to New York, guilt-ridden and confused.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16 - Eliza S., Angelica S. - Complete
Velvetines Day by GoldEmblem
A Valentine's Day one-shot for my dear friend Velvet! Starring, Velvet! And some moments of her life when she happens to come across a delinquent . No, not a delinquent. An inspiration. And a friend...or something more? Who knows?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16 - OC, Mal - Complete
Inexperienced and Ruinous by IamtheHamiltrash reviews
I have never - not once - seen a Leebury fanfic! So, here is one for you (possible one-shot, I might not add more rip). Basically starts at Farmer Refuted. Lee and Seabury are so different- if Lee is the moon, Seabury is the sun. Despite their obvious differences, can they pull through with a happily-ever-after for all? (Idk this has no plot) *dabs* Please leave a review!
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 8/23/2017 - [C. Lee, S. Seabury] A. Burr, King George
Staying Alive by AcidBlossom reviews
An ongoing collection of Lams one shots.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 12/19/2016 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens]
PALE by The Losing Memory reviews
He was broken, lost, abandoned. His own family hated him, including his brother. Mal, age 18, has to survive with little money, food and in the winter. Will be able to make it or fail? (Based off of the song "Pale" by Within Temptation)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 15,392 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Mal - Complete
House of Hamilton by ShyWrites reviews
When the Ham Squad share an apartment, all type of crazy things could happen. Some characters may act OOC.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 76 - Words: 94,657 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 12/12/2016 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr, Eliza S., Angelica S.
The End and the Beginning by FlickerInTheDark reviews
John and Alexander have a pet turtle, Philip. Something ends but a new start begins. ONESHOT
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18 - A. Hamilton, J. Laurens - Complete
Total Drama Island by GoldEmblem reviews
Twenty-two campers are competing on Camp Wawanakwa for a prize of ten thousand dollars! But here's the catch, they are fan-fiction authors that I call friends and that I love to pick on. Even I'm in it! Will Angel prove to be an unpredictable opponent? Will Gold reveal his face? And will Michael stop crying?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,070 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 9/22/2017
Boarding School by juliabeans5 reviews
When his cousin ships Alex off to boarding school, he tries to keep it together. But between a whole new state, a roommate and a really weird group of friends, it gets harder and harder.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,184 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/13/2017 - Published: 9/25/2016 - A. Hamilton, H. Mulligan, J. Laurens, Lafayette
heartbeats fade (not love) by Maisie Malfoy reviews
The Battle of Hogwarts rages around him and Draco lays dying. On the floor of the corridor, he is unable to turn his thoughts from a certain girl with silver eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2017 - [Draco M., Luna L.] - Complete
as long as you love me truly by The Crownless Queen reviews
In which Harry is an undercover cop, Draco is the son of a mob boss, and they try to make things work anyway. Mafia!AU, for What'dIMiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2017 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
run away to brighter shores by golden-queen-writes reviews
Then there's Cress, shy and awkward art prodigy, sitting at the hairdressers, waiting :: CressThorne hairdresser!au, for PV
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2017 - [Thorne, Cress] - Complete
A Goodnight Kiss by isaacswolfsbane reviews
After a disaster of a date, all Sirius wants is a goodnight kiss. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/14/2017 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] Marlene M. - Complete
So Far From You Here Next To Me by SilenceintheGraveyard reviews
Harry sneaks into the hospital wing to visit Draco after using sectumsempra on him. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/12/2017 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Nightmares by FlickerInTheDark reviews
Alex has terrible nightmares about John being hurt and he doing nothing. LAMs. Modern AU. Just a warning this does have mentions of abuse and contains cursing. Viewer discretion advised!
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2017 - A. Hamilton, J. Laurens - Complete
Without Even Sparks by Maisie Malfoy reviews
Draco could have easily been the perfect pureblood son if he only had the magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Complete
What You Did in the Dark by Lake of Rage reviews
AU. Alexander Hamilton is just another foster kid, but, when he ends up temporarily in the Washingtons' household, he finds it surprisingly welcoming. He definitely didn't mean to fall in love. With three different people. Eventual Rev Set (Hamilton/Laurens/Lafayette/Mulligan)
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,105 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 12/29/2016 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens, Lafayette, H. Mulligan]
Honest Trailers - Total Drama by The 21st Century Pendragon reviews
With a new season brewing, here is an honest and farcical take of the entire series, plus the spin-off.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2017 - Complete
Boredom and Secrets by XxXxDarkVampirexXxX reviews
A very bored Harry Potter starts writing to the Dark Lord over the summer after his fifth year at Hogwarts. An equally bored Voldemort decides to write back. And thus, a summer of secrets is born, and the enemy named boredom is fended off. Slash fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 36,325 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 6/24/2016 - [Voldemort, Harry P.]
Life, Libraries, and John Laurens by RevolutionaryWarlock reviews
All Alexander Hamilton does is write. His true love is the library. And when he meets John Laurens there, he can't help but think that it was meant to be. Modern Teenage AU.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,246 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 3/16/2016 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens] Eliza S., Angelica S. - Complete
50 Shades of G(r)ay by esompthin reviews
Soulmate AU, in which your world is gray until you touch your soulmate. Then your world bursts into color. But, once you stop touching, it goes back to gray. This can cause some people to become a bit attached to their soulmate. Alexander never had that problem. He thinks the whole thing is stupid. Jamilton, a bit Lams and Jeffmads.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,755 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 5/5/2017 - [A. Hamilton, T. Jefferson] J. Madison - Complete
Dork Squad by Harnody reviews
COMPLETED! A little 'series' featuring Noah, Cody and Harold living out their high school life together. Watch as they either cease trouble, or cause trouble in the dorkiest way possible! Episode 10: Nerds Before Girls! Noah gets kidnapped by Scarlett and its up to the nerds, and Izzy, to save him! Warning: Contains heavy bromance.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,477 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Cody, Noah, Harold - Complete
Stupid Little Things by AnonymousCrazyFangirl reviews
After a terrible car crash erases the last five years of his life, Alexander Hamilton becomes a walking disaster. And, as he tries to recover his memory with help of his friends, he discovers that during those five years he "met the love of his life": nothing more and nothing less than his greatest enemy, Thomas Jefferson. (A.K.A The Jamilton Amnesia AU no one asked for.)
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 4/2/2017 - [A. Hamilton, T. Jefferson]
Total Drama ASDF by GiLaw reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if Total Drama characters acted out ASDF movies? Well, this is what would have happened!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 12/28/2013
Personality Drabbles by AnimeToonz19 reviews
Here are some of the different moments between Mike and his multiple personalities, because frankly these guys don't get enough credit. Alternate endings, sweet moments, and friendship is what you'll see with your favorite alters Manitoba, Vito, Chester, Svetlana, and even Mal. :) Enjoy! Chapter 20 Up! TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,290 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/19/2017 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Svetlana, Manitoba, Vito
Last Friday Night by Dark Angel Of Sorrow Returns reviews
What in the hell happened last night? Did I really do that? Aw man! Multiple drabbles of the aftermath of a wild Friday night. Inspired by Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)"
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,790 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/28/2017 - Published: 3/20/2017 - [Duncan, Zoey] [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
The Room Where It Happens by DearestDissapointment reviews
In which Burr doesn't want to be left out, Hamilton is a manchild, Jefferson can't arrange for shit and Madison is dying slowly.
Hamilton - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2017 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr, T. Jefferson, J. Madison - Complete
Put Me Down by Blue Bloo Blu reviews
Jefferson gets bored at a meeting and wants to find something to soothe his boredom. What's the obvious solution? Annoy Hamilton, of course. A collection of random one-shots from various AUs.
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 1/13/2017 - A. Hamilton, T. Jefferson, J. Madison, G. Washington - Complete
A Match Made In Nature by RFtheGreat reviews
A new season awaits for all of the contestants (except Blaineley) that ever had competed on Total Drama. Each of the contestants have their own feelings about the very show they compete on. However, as the cruise ship that carries them arrives at Pahkitew Island, two contestants confront each other and share their feelings. (DawnxEzekiel)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2017 - [Dawn, Ezekiel] - Complete
Sleep In Your Office Instead by reliayay reviews
George Washington finds Alexander in his office late at night. This is set about a week after Reynolds Pamphlet, and told from Washington's POV. Please also note that this piece has also been posted to AO3 by me.
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 11/20/2016
Sing: Meet Don by StarHeart Specials reviews
Filled with an unrelenting drive to succeed, Don Adora is determined to save his struggling theater despite dwindling audiences, bad reviews and accumulating debt. Well-intentioned, he does have a habit of stretching the truth, which usually widens the hole he's digging himself into. Nonetheless, he has an irresistible charm as his passion and optimism are utterly contagious.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2017 - Don - Complete
Rochambeau Elem by smolfluffynarwhal reviews
Modern AU where the entire gang except Samuel Seabury and George Washington are kids. This is going to tell the story of their entire elementary life. It's pretty fluffy and adorable. Please put any suggestions for ships in reviews! Reviews and favs are appreciated.
Hamilton - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,974 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 11/22/2016 - A. Hamilton, H. Mulligan, J. Laurens, Lafayette
Sing: Meet Gwen by StarHeart Specials
Gwen is a goth girl teenager with a punk rock attitude. She auditions for the show with her egotistical, unsupportive boyfriend, unable to see just how much he is holding her back. In rehearsals, her rebellious nature continuously puts her at odds with Don, who envisions her as a pop princess whereas Gwen wants to write her own authentic rock songs that reflect her unique style.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Gwen - Complete
Sing: Meet Mike by StarHeart Specials reviews
Mike is a soulful, teenage boy whose beautiful singing voice and passion for music are in direct opposition to his role in his father's bank-robbing crew. Deep down, Mike wants to be a singer but knows that his father would disown him if he knew the truth. He keeps his involvement in the show a secret, straddling a double life as a singer by day and a getaway driver by night.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Mike - Complete
A Speech by 2BrokebackGirls reviews
This is the story of two becoming one.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Trent, Duncan - Complete
Trilingual Love by freerangegranola reviews
John hasn't seen Lafayette or Alex very much in the past week with his constant medical school entrance interviews, and is subsequently cranky and exhausted. When he finally gets home Alex and Laf keep speaking in French around him- and it's pissing John off. John realizes that he's most likely overreacting when he storms off to go to the spare room, but is too bothered to care. Hi
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2017 - A. Hamilton, J. Laurens, Lafayette - Complete
Hadn't Slept in a Week (really, more like three days) by freerangegranola
Alex and John have been so busy with school they haven't seen each other in a week- cue a fluffy drabble with a much-needed nap.
Hamilton - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2017 - A. Hamilton, J. Laurens - Complete
Cutest Criminal by presidentofrussia reviews
Officer George Washington picks up a young curly-haired graffiti artist. Washington's son, Alex, wants to know if he's cute. Weird little cute AU based off of a tumblr post by christmasbarakat.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2016
The Roommate by presidentofrussia reviews
Thomas Jefferson is stuck with Alexander Hamilton as his college roommate. Will they kill each other or learn to get along?
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 9/4/2016
Secret Blog by presidentofrussia reviews
Alexander's roommate, Thomas, is super secretive about his tumblr blog. Naturally, Alexander snoops and finds out something he shouldn't. Secrets are revealed and fluff ensues.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2016 - A. Hamilton, T. Jefferson - Complete
Hami-garten: Alexander's First Day by ShyWrites reviews
Kindergarten AU: Alexander is starting school and is excited for his first day but will he like it there? Or will he hate school for good? Please R&R!
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 12/19/2016 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr, Angelica S., G. Washington - Complete
Wrong Place, Wrong Time by FangirlSupreme reviews
In which Alex tries to be romantic with John, but the message doesn't quite reach its intended recipient. Crack (sort of) Mentioned Lams
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2016 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens] G. Washington - Complete
Stay Alive, That Would Be Enough by Inimitable and Original reviews
An accidental shooting leaves Alexander Hamilton in a coma. The relationships of everyone who knows Alex are tested as everyone begins to re-examine their own mortality and the effects of the shooting reverberate farther than Aaron and Alex alone. Set after 'Hamilween'. Rated T for swearing, violence and mental health. Formerly: Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,828 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 11/5/2016 - [Eliza S., J. Laurens, A. Hamilton] A. Burr - Complete
The Trump Admininstration by yeecat reviews
A Hamilton parody of "The Adams Administration"
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2016 - Complete
Hamilween by Inimitable and Original reviews
Alexander Hamilton is throwing a Halloween party. He ropes in his friends-and enemies-to help. Does it go well? Short answer; no. Modern AU. College AU. Rated T for swearing.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,232 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 10/26/2016 - [A. Hamilton, Eliza S.] A. Burr, J. Laurens - Complete
Nose to the (coffee) grind stone by smoltinypumpkinchild reviews
Coffee shop AU. You know the drill. It's cute, it's lame, it's fluffy, everyone is pining and Angelica has to deal with all their shit.
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,091 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 6/26/2016 - A. Hamilton, H. Mulligan, J. Laurens, Lafayette
Well I heard you're writing fluffy oneshots on the side, Burr by smoltinypumpkinchild reviews
Hit a bit of a block with my main fic, so I decided to write it out with some cheesy oneshots. Nothing fancy, just using tumblr prompts and stealing other people's ideas. Will be HamBurr, Lams, Mullette, maybe Herc/Peggy or Herc/Eliza, who knows, and just general squad antics. Please comment with thoughts, suggestions and prompts- comments give me LIFE! Enjoy!
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,773 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 7/24/2016 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr, J. Laurens, Angelica S.
Sixteen Sketches And a Letter by GreenOnion5000 reviews
John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton accidentally swap their notebook and sketchbook and discover surprising things about each other. Modern Lams AU.
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/14/2016
Home for Christmas by smoltinypumpkinchild reviews
Happily married with three children, the last thing John Laurens expects for Christmas is a visit from his conservative southern father. You might think this is going to be angst but it's rlly just chapter after chapter of Henry getting his dumb prejudices smashed into his own face and the whole Squad being hella gay and pissing him off. No agnst rlly I am weak and need fluff dudes
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,916 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 8/19/2016 - A. Hamilton, J. Laurens, Phillip H.
The Writing on the (Bathroom) Wall by Telemancer reviews
There's a famous bathroom on the college campus. It has stalls and sinks and everything. But it has something more. There's a wall full of messages, telling a story. A love story, to be precise. It begins with a sketch of a softshell turtle and one single comment. A. Ham x J. Laurens (There's an in-passing kiss! Ahhh!)
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/11/2016 - A. Hamilton, J. Laurens, Eliza S., Angelica S. - Complete
Not Dead, Sleeping by FountainPenguin reviews
In an alternate universe, following the All-Stars finale Mike's ex-alternate personalities wake up in their own individual bodies in the middle of a city park with no idea where, who, or what they are- only that they are connected as though by some invisible force like the gap they all share between their front teeth. (Written December 2013 - November 2015)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 73,211 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 6/25/2016 - Mike, Mal, Svetlana, Vito - Complete
Borderline by FountainPenguin reviews
After his elimination in London, Noah returns to Casa Dos Losers to reunite with his fellow ex-contestants. But though he's left the competition behind, from the looks of things there's still plenty of drama waiting around... So much for a happy welcome back. (Written June 2016)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Izzy, Noah, Eva - Complete
Farewell Fiesta by FountainPenguin reviews
Unbeknownst to Noah until it's too late, his family throws a going-away party for him and several of his fellow ex-contestants before they leave for third season. Some good-byes are more difficult to choke out than others. (Written August 2013)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/21/2016 - Noah, Eva - Complete
If There's A Reason by Destined To Repeat reviews
(High school debate team AU) Or, the one where a loud-mouthed, headstrong scholarship student enters Kings Academy and promptly destroys the order of everything around him. And inadvertently drives Aaron to an existential crisis. All in a day's work for sixteen-year-old Alexander "FIGHT ME" Hamilton. Philosophical bantering, Donald Trump, and a 700-dollar coconut; Burr POV.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,820 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/19/2016 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr, J. Laurens, Eliza S.
The Accidental Mal by fandomglitterbomb reviews
Whole story is in ONE CHAPTER!Takes place from 1 to 15 years (Yeah there are some major skips but it all makes sense) after season 5 of TD. Zoey and Mike are married and Zoey is pregnant. But what happens when Mike's alternate personalities become his kids personalities? What about his emo son Mal? Read to find out! Contains no sex or cuss/slang. Mentions of suicide. Rated T
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Zoey, Mike - Complete
To make this moment last by gingermusicalphan reviews
Alexander Hamilton has goals. Graduate in 2 years, then do whatever it takes to free America. When he meets a likeminded group of revolutionaries, one of them, John Laurens, quickly becomes his closest friend. But can the men become more? And with the pressures of war and women, will they manage to stay that way? Laurens x Hamilton multi-chapter fanfic.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,901 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/11/2016 - Published: 1/19/2016 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens] H. Mulligan, Lafayette - Complete
Only Light by Hamliet reviews
Kylo Ren thought he had quenched the light forever, but after being betrayed by a jealous Hux and falling into the none-too-friendly hands of Rey, Finn, and Chewbacca, the man who used to be Ben Solo realizes the light may still be trying to claim him. Reylo and FinnPoe.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,948 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Finn, Poe D., Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Constellations (A Lams Story) by tori213 reviews
Alex Hamilton is in his high school's theatre class, regretting ever signing up. He gets partnered up for a mirroring exercise with his old childhood friend John Laurens, a huge theatre kid, along with Elizabeth Schuyler, who is equally as in love with Alex as John is. Alex learns more about himself - as well as John - as the exercise progresses, but likes it all the same.
Hamilton - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/10/2016 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens] Eliza S. - Complete
This Is Why We Fight by ChloeRhiannonX reviews
It's been 5 months since the disease escaped the lab, though Courtney's starting to believe it was never really a disease at all. More like a plague. Maybe an experiment by the government to stop their ever growing population that went horribly wrong. Either way, all she knows now is that she had to survive long enough to get rescued- if she ever gets rescued. NaNo 2013 winner.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,108 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [Courtney, Gwen] - Complete
How Can You Sleep? by Irk The Waffle reviews
Now an adult, Mike wishes he understood how Mal works, why he thinks and acts the way he does. But Mal's not so willing to give up those secrets.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Mike, Mal - Complete
Envy by Lowland Warrior reviews
The feeling capable of blurring the lines between what you want and what's right, especially when you get friendzoned forever by the love of your life and he proposes to another girl. Written for Animation Adventures for the Total Drama Writer's Forum Secret Santa!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2015
I Can't Sleep and You Won't Wake Up by SecretAgent12 reviews
It's late and Tom can't sleep. Sadly his bed-mate isn't exactly being a conversationalist, but he decides to open up to them and hope they understand...if only they were conscious to hear it. Rated T for references.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2015 - [Tom, Jacques] - Complete
Turns out they're not good parents by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
What happens when two of your favorite characters hook up and have a child? Obviously complete chaos! As it turns out none of them are good parents. How bad are they? What kind of horrible parenting techniques will they try? What kind of couples will be in these situations? Some you would never even imagine! Going to try every single couple I can think of.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,614 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 9/23/2013
The Trouble With Summer Camp by iColor With Crayons reviews
Stucky AU. Bucky is a camper. Steve is a counselor. They're both embarrassing idiots. The perfect combination of teenaged angst and Stucky moments.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,766 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Sam W./Falcon - Complete
The Pillars of Destiny by Nyhlus reviews
Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Alejandro, Izzy, Noah, the children of six lords, will have to marry one another. The problem is that they all despise each other and don't know which one they will marry. On their way to find out the answer, they discover Izzy ran away. Now they must come together to find her, try to get along for the first time, and come face to face with their destiny.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 148,749 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Noah, Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Dear Diary by Bamimilyt6 reviews
Zoey writes about how she hopes her daughter's childhood will be better than hers and Mike's, explaining how she hopes Mike doesn't turn out to be like her dad. Oneshot. Song fic. Based of the song Piece by Piece by Kelly Clarkson. Rated just in case.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Zoey - Complete
Weird Waterpark Ride by RedEyedWarrior reviews
Going to the waterpark should be an enjoyable experience. Even if you are a little like Duncan. But how can Zoey and Duncan enjoy their time at the park when one of their castmates does not approve of their relationship for 'religious' reasons. Extremely late birthday present for GreenPokeGuy.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2015 - [Duncan, Zoey] Trent - Complete
Total Drama Mal Returns by Jchristmastree reviews
After total drama all stars, Mal returns and starts teaching the world that, unlike Mike, he is not to be messed with. I promise it's a very good read if you liked Mal and other Total drama characters just the way they are.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,736 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Mike, Zoey, Mal
Stories From A Jail Cell by Irk The Waffle reviews
A sparsely-edited collection of short scenes regarding Mike and Mal in juvie, none of them very pleasant, all of them dealing with Mal's penchant for violence and Mike's handling of the aftermath.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Mike, Mal - Complete
The Graduates (Stucky Edition) by iColor With Crayons reviews
"I'm going to kill you if we ever make it through this." Sequel of S.H.I.E.L.D. High
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,921 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
A Different Kind of Quest by Foreseer44 reviews
Noah and Scarlett have to work on a history project, but Noah's more interested in his online role-playing game to care. What follows is laughs, cringing, and death... and more death!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Noah, Scarlett - Complete
Duncan's guide to Dating, Cheating and Breaking up with everyone! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Yep, he's done it! Duncan has managed to date every single person who has ever been on the show including Chris, Chef and Blainley! Now he's going to be a dead man soon, but before they kill him he's going to give you his secrets to how he managed to do this!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 22,014 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Duncan - Complete
SHIELD High by iColor With Crayons reviews
Avengers AU: S.H.I.E.L.D. High is a place where those with special talents can hone their skills and make friends along the way. The Avengers are included in this student body and are frequently getting into trouble. Let's see if they can stay out of trouble just long enough to walk across the stage at the end of the year!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,637 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Team E-Scope by BringerofDarkness96 reviews
Noah never really sought social interaction, as he just lived in his books, even as a young child. But when two girls, one insane and the other short-tempered, barge into his live, he reluctantly befriends them. His life is never the same and he will never feel alone again. AU where the Total Drama show doesn't exist. NoCo, Ozzy and other pairings in later chapters.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,903 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Izzy, Noah, Eva
The Sarcastic Case by MrAwesome1999 reviews
Three years after All Stars, Chris has been murdered and Duncan has been blamed and put in jail for it. Duncan's girlfriend, Courtney gets Noah to try and help with the case to find the real killer and clear Duncan's name
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Chris M., Noah, Courtney, Duncan
Playing Spies by iColor With Crayons reviews
"His name is Clint," The little redhead boasted proudly, gesturing to the small blond boy standing beside her, "And we're going to be friends forever."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Vito At The Computer by Irk The Waffle reviews
A younger Mike has one of his first conversations with a newer alter; one with a fairly embarrassing hobby. The problem with sharing a body with someone with an embarrassing hobby is that you can never really convince everyone that you're not the one who was involved in it. Especially when the culprit doesn't know the meaning of discretion.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Mike, Vito - Complete
Magnet by MorbidGinger reviews
Based off the song Magnet by Hastune Miku and Megurine Luka. Noah and Cody know there relationship is looked down upon, but they love each other too much to care. NoCo oneshot. Warning: bad writing ;-;
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Cody, Noah] - Complete
Ella's Myth by TheToxicInterest reviews
Because the world doesn't work like a fairy tale, Ella. You learned that lesson a little too late. (Dark fic. One-Shot.)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Scott, Ella
The Peanut Gallery by Starryoak reviews
Total Drama All Stars has rolled around, and the non contestants have to watch. They'll be betting on who's going next, who's coming back, pretty much on anything and everything. Minor shipping possible.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 170,607 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - [Trent, Dawn] Noah, Izzy
A Concert for Twenty Fingers by Craneeum reviews
My name is Noah and I'm just about twenty-one. I'm studying at McGill University in Quebec, fourth year BA. After I finish that, I might go into law, or maybe be a professor like my parents. Oh wait, silly me, you only care about the part of my life that involved kissing boys and being embarrassed on reality TV. Alright, here it is, if you insist: My manifesto of Total Drama.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,406 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Cody, Noah
The Twisted Truth by The Losing Memory reviews
Hi! Samey here, I guess you can say this story is a nice little fairy tale where the princess is alone and the prince saves her and they live happily ever after! Haha, you got the wrong story. This is a story about an innocent little girl, twin, who falls in love with someone who is two, three, six faced guy. Not a lie! This is the story of Samey and Mike.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Amy, Samey, Mike, Mal - Complete
Monster by The Losing Memory reviews
What if Zoey didn't like Mike back? What if Scott didn't hit him but won the challenge? What if Mike turned bad? What if he turned so bad that his other "inpressions" we're scared of him, even Vito! Alot of what if's... one awnser, one heartbreak. Read for more warnings, etc
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Mike, Zoey - Complete
Falling in Love Felt More Like Crashing in Love by Welcome to the TARDIS reviews
Topher slowly starts to realize that he might like Chris as something more than an idol. And also, Jasmine and Samey ship it.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,987 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Chris M., Topher]
Just a Mischief Minor by iColor With Crayons reviews
After the mess that Loki made in New York City, Thor decides the most suitable punishment for his trouble-making brother would be graduate school at Princeton University. While immersing himself in academia, he meets Tabby Baker, a self-proclaimed miscreant. Can the world handle the two peas in a pod?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 179,931 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B., OC
Behind Closed Doors - A ChrisTOPHER fanfiction by Missbexiee reviews
After a harrowing elimination ceremony, Chris extends an act of goodwill to his number one fan, Topher. The two journey together to a surprise as Chris attempts to make a boy's dreams come true - but through this, both will learn more about the other... both personally and physically. Short ChrisxTopher one shot, hurray for shipping!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Topher, Chris M.]
Tips for Surviving High School by MeAndYouForeverBaby reviews
The incoming Seniors of Eastern Toronto High (TD veterans) give the incoming freshman (TDROTI characters) advice for surviving high school on an online website. Tips/ results may vary. Each TD veteran gets their own chapter. Next up are Katie and Sadie!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013
Before and After by Shaddic reviews
This is the story of Mike and Mal's past before Mike was adopted by the Skinners and what took place after.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 232,745 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Mike, Mal - Complete
Duncan Donuts by TheDestinedApple reviews
Okay, Gwen KNEW Duncan was a freaking idiot. But this was just ridiculous. Out of ALL the things he could have done with the money Mike split evenly with the All-Stars contestants after winning... Dedicated to Soldier Courtney
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
The Haunting of Mal (Mike's Story) by bzwman reviews
Mike's personalities appear in person outside his brain, including Mal, who disappears out of site after he gets out of Mike's brain. Take a journey with Mike, his personalities, his girlfriend Zoey and his best friend Cameron. Enjoy! THANK YOU FOR 14000 VIEWS
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,121 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Cameron, Mike, Zoey, Mal - Complete
Prinzessin by edwardandbella4evah reviews
Courtney and Duncan in the times of the Holocaust. Courtney is a Jew, and Duncan is a German soldier. Not your average D/C holocaust story. Read and Review!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,993 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
When I touch myself I think of you by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Duncan knows Mal has taken over Mike and Duncan hates the way Mal touches Zoey. Duncan tells him he knows who he really is and soon finds himself regretting it. Mal may be playing Zoey but Duncan will always be Mal's 'Sweetie' and Mal gives him a little reminder that he's still the one in control even though they're out of Juvie.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Duncan, Mike] - Complete
Under My Skin by TheDestinedApple reviews
"I SAID SHUT UP!" Who knew being annoying could help you regain control of your mind? Mal sure didn't. Set after You Regatta Be Kidding Me
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Complete
How all Total Drama shipping would REALLY work by StayOuttaMyShed reviews
Chris McLean here, working with Chef to bring the fan shipping that you all love to write about to life. We'll bring in the members of your favorite ships to get together. With how much you guys love to write about it, I'm sure each ship will go perfectly... This story has been canceled.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet - Complete
The love we once had by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
"I don't love you anymore" Cody told me what I knew for awhile now but once I heard him say it my heart broke "Who do you love?" I ask him and he replies "Sierra" NoCo at first ends Coderra all in Noah's POV
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Cody, Noah - Complete
Roleplaying! by TheToxicInterest reviews
Heather and Courtney walk in on Noah and Cody doing.... Odd things... *NOT A LEMON* WARNING: implied NoahxCody. Rated T, just for safety.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Noah, Cody - Complete
Secrets of a Matchmaker by KiraKira-Kirimi reviews
Noah let the biggest secret of his entire life slip. To Geoff. Ah, what havoc is sure to ensure! No pun intended. Noah x Cody, other canons. On OFFICIAL hiatus until December.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,120 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Noah, Cody
The Pumpkin Juice Incident by Naadi reviews
A story in limerick verse. HxD Femslash. Possible prequel to The Mistletoe Incident. Harry and Draco find themselves in a frightening situation at the Halloween Feast.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Mike's Cinderella story reviews
We've all read at least one cliché Cinderella story. This is not one of them. Because the main character is Mike. And his life is about to go straight down the drain. Really weird AU. He does not have MPD. Full pairings list TBD. Rated T because of character death(wouldn't be a Cinderella story without it), suggestion of abuse, etc. Going for eventual Mella(MikexElla).
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,211 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 4/10/2017 - [Mike, Ella]
Date an Avenger, any Avenger reviews
Loki, swept into a silly game, is unfortunately dared by Sif and his brother to kiss one of the Avengers...and he can't just plant one and bolt. A challenge indeed for the god of mischief who is not on good terms with the group of superheroes after the events in New York. AU described in the author's note. Rated T for language, etc.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 5/16 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
A House Divided Cannot Stand reviews
A house of five will become six and six will become less than five. Secrets will be kept, lies will be told, and someone may die or be arrested. Maybe. Rated T for various reasons. AU with Mike's personalities.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 2/10 - Mike, Mal, Svetlana, Manitoba
Mischief in the Court reviews
Thor gets into trouble with the law upon arriving to Earth, and is arrested by its police forces. Loki arrives to get his brother out...by being his lawyer in a court trial. This can only go well, right? Rated T because. See Author's note. AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 5/8 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Dr. Strange/Stephen S.
A Shirt in a Box reviews
Their family just moved. Mike is unpacking when he finds an item out of place among his older brother's things. His older brother who just got out of juvie. Again. AU. Includes Dal and Nal and a small bout of Malejandro. Rated T b/c bits of language and such. Need better cover image.:P
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 6/24/2017 - Noah, Duncan, Mike, Mal
His Imaginary Friends reviews
A new kid, Mike, moves across the street from Zoey. They get along well, and play together. What she doesn't know is that he has multiple personalities. She just thinks he's pretending when he acts like an explorer, an Olympic gymnast, or an old man. She thinks she finally has a friend... AU. They are both five. Might be Zoke later on(time jumps)IDK. Need a cover image.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Mike, Zoey, Mal, Manitoba
Red Card reviews
To assume: to accept something to be true without question or proof. Rated T jic. Not lovey dovey Valentine's Day One-shot featuring Jo, Ella and a card from Brick that never gets read. Written one-sided Jock.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/14 - Jo, Ella - Complete
The Rainbow Above the Clouds reviews
John is a tattoo artist. Alexander stumbles into the shop where he works on a stormy night. It can only get more Lamsy from here. Two-or-three shot. Modern AU. Rated T jic. Yeah. See A/N.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 7/28/2017 - [J. Laurens, A. Hamilton]
They Took The Midnight Train reviews
Duncan boards a train at midnight expecting a solo ride, to get away from his life for awhile. He instead meets a girl with red hair, listening to music, on the train for the same reason. AU. Rated T b/c. Song-fic.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 6/1/2017 - [Duncan, Zoey] Mike
Show Yourself To Me reviews
Noah thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him. Mal is confined to the inside of Mike's head, and though he can still come out, he doesn't know how. They each use a gifted(or stolen)journal to record their thoughts. Noah decides to call Mike, not knowing Mal is on the other end. AU. Noah and Mike are cousins. Takes place a year after RR. Nal. Rated T for some minor course language
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2017 - Published: 6/4/2017 - [Noah, Mal]
ROTI: Mal's audition tape reviews
What if Mike wasn't the number one personality in ROTI? What if, instead, it was Mal? This is his audition tape.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2017 - Complete
Hook, Line, And Specter reviews
Geoff never comes back after wandering into the woods during the horror movie challenge. It takes a year, a whole new season with a brand new cast, and an accident for someone to spot him again. And he's not exactly alive...Rated T jic.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/16/2017 - Geoff, Mike - Complete
You Walked In, And My Heart Went Boom reviews
Sanders Sides song-fic based off of Helpless from the musical Hamilton. Patton/Virgil and Roman/Logan. Patton and Roman are the Sanders brothers, and they meet Logan and Virgil at a ball. Rated T jic.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2017
A Black Cat Pillow Tale reviews
Patton organizes a surprise sleepover with all the other sides. He encourages Virgil to tell them all a story. So he tells them a tale that is familiar. Another Sanders Sides fic. Alternates their history slightly(but it's not much).
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Complete
The Fear of Creepy Crawly Death Dealers reviews
Virgil is done with Patton's overly dramatic fear of spiders. So he decides to try to help him get over it. Not romantic, takes place some time after the Fitting In video. Sanders Sides fanfic. Might be a slight AU but not really. Cover image done by me. Anyone wanting to make art for the cover, let me know. :)
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Complete
Good Morning, Everybody! reviews
Patton greets the other Sides this morning with a smile. But everyone repels him except for Virgil. Kind of fluffy, my first Sanders Sides fanfic. I edited the cover photo, but if anyone wants to make art for it, PLEASE let me know. :)
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/4/2017 - Complete
Fine reviews
Draco is stressed about his secret relationship with Luna. Luna comforts him. Super short little Drabble for Maisie. :3 Rated T jic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2017 - [Draco M., Luna L.]
Never Again
Never again will he remain silent. Never again will he stay a prisoner in Mike's mind. It's his time to break his chains. A poem from his POV. Rated T jic. Cover image created by me. See A/N.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Published: 8/25/2017 - Mal - Complete
Stormy Skies reviews
Harry has been running from his problems since he was young. Now he runs from his nightmares, or tries to, anyway. The only one who knows, who understands, is Draco. Rated T jic. Sort of Drarry, written for Camp Potter 2017.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2017 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Houses Competition reviews
My entries for the Houses Competition(with the exception of A Hidden Talent). Current entry: Trivial Things. Draco walks the hallway to hear Hermione telling something to Luna, and confronts Luna about it after Hermione leaves the premises with her face turning red. All fics are rated T. They will all be one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/2/2017 - Published: 6/25/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Forever Bleeding reviews
A fic/poem for Maisie Malfoy for the Drabble Challenge. Rated T for blood and character death. Super dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Draco M. - Complete
Only On Instinct- Translated
Моя история Only On Instinct, переведенная на русский язык Eternal Flicker. Джеймс и Сириус веселятся, преследуя друг друга вокруг школы, играя со своими анимагическими формами. Сириус ловит Джеймса и инстинктивно кусает за ногу. Рейтинг Т из-за крови".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Russian - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Published: 7/10/2017 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
It has to be PERFECT reviews
A fic filled with complicated relationships/love triangle(s), brotherly stuff, fashion, and possibly some secrets. Features Mike and Mal, but also all sorts of different TD characters and (ahem) personalities. AU.Rated T. Don't know what else to rate it. Title and cover are subject to change. All sorts of character pairings, romantic or not.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,000 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2017 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Mike, Mal
Only On Instinct reviews
Sirius and James are having a fun time chasing each other around the school grounds, going in and out of their Animaguses. When Sirius catches James, as if on instinct, he bites him in the leg. Rated T for blood. See A/N.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
What No One Wants reviews
Overly dramatic one-shot where Noah is taking Emma breaking up with him too hard, and Cody tries to make him spill what's making him cry. An AU. They're best friends. At the beginning, anyway. Rated T b/c. See A/N. Will probly need different cover to better suit it.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2017 - Cody, Noah - Complete
Heal My Soul reviews
Luna hears something in the hallway. Ginny, lying on the floor, bleeding, her attacker disappearing into the dark. Luna finds a way to heal Ginny's broken heart before it breaks for good. AU, LunaGinny. Rated T for character death and blood. Written for CrimsonGoldQueen. See A/N.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2017 - [Luna L., Ginny W.] - Complete
More Than Just A Bit Of Rouge reviews
After being defaced by Chester during Runaway Model, not to mention being called a guy repeatedly by her fellow contestant, Jo decides to enlist the help of Zoey to give her a real makeover. Will it work? One-shot. Takes place during the filming of ROTI. See A/N. Finally has a cover, created by moi.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2017 - Anne Maria, Jo, Lightning, Zoey - Complete
A Hidden Talent reviews
Draco has a special talent. The problem is, he's been using it to hurt himself. Luna is the first to find out, and she helps him snap out of the daze that has him taking his own blood to remind himself of his imperfections. Warnings inside. Rated T. One-shot. Written for Camp Potter and the Houses Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2017 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
It keeps away the nargles reviews
Luna finds Harry sitting on the bathroom floor, a knife in his hand, ready to succumb to all the pain taking over his mind, his life, wanting it all to end. She finds a way to comfort him. One-shot, trigger warning inside. Rated T. Written for CrimsonGoldQueen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2017 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Am I Alone? reviews
Draco's wide awake. He has the unrelenting feeling he's alone. He's afraid of it. He's terrified. Somehow, the dark hall is the only option to escape, in his eyes. And someone else is out, also unable to sleep. Currently a one-shot, rated T, sort of Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2017 - Complete
A Walk in the Snow reviews
Hermione needs a break from reading. She decides to take a walk out in the snow. Draco is on his way to Hogsmeade. The two cross paths. That's all I got for a summary. One-shot, written for MissWitchx. Sort of Draco/Hermione, not really. Could probably be done better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Red, Green, Gold, Silver reviews
Draco believes a soulmate won't make him happy. Harry believes he'll remain forever alone. They wind up sitting next to each other in their first class of the new school year. Perhaps it is a twist of fate that Draco begins to tap his finger, the finger with his soul mark, on the table. Soulmate AU, somewhat Drarry. Rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 5/21/2017 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
I think I know what you need reviews
Draco is having an awful day, coming down with a cough, and Luna finds a way to turn it around for him. Drabble, sort of Draco/Luna. written for Maisie Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2017 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
A different Sort of wizard reviews
Noah is a Canadian wizard who leaves home to go to Hogwarts. When he is left hanging without a House after a long Sorting ceremony, he awaits Sorting with his friend Cody. What will happen? Hogwarts AU. Cover coming soon. This is my first fanfiction, so please review! Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama or Harry Potter.
Crossover - Total Drama series & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 12/20/2016 - Cody, Noah
At last we're alone reviews
CRACK FIC. Percy is tired of people's shenanigans in the hall of Hogwarts. It's his last year, and it's stressful being Head Boy. He finds comfort in a piece of metal pinned to his robe. Super short, quick read. Written for Camp Potter 2017.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2017 - Percy W. - Complete
How did I get here? reviews
Harry is kept awake at night as Draco sleeps quietly next to him. Kept awake by the thought of being seen with him, this way. Especially with this being his bed in the Gryffindor dormitory. One-sided Drarry. One-shot. Rated T. They're most likely in their sixth or seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2017 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Almost There reviews
Severus tries to reach for a large textbook in the restricted section. It's just a bit too high, and the stool he is standing on isn't the most stable. Luckily, there is someone there to catch him. Unluckily, this someone isn't exactly his best friend. Drabble, Different houses AU, written for CrimsonGoldQueen. SeeA/N.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2017 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Six Personalities, and only Four Elements reviews
Mike and his personalities are benders. Well, most of them. Chester is fine with keeping the four benders of them in line. Vito isn't satisfied with just his strength. He is jealous of the others, who are able to bend. AU, one-shot. They are each a separate person, or they're in Mike's subconscious. IDK. Cover photoshopped by moi.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/28/2017 - Mal, Chester, Manitoba, Vito - Complete
Unexpected Invite reviews
Noah, lonely on Valentine's Day. Cody, lonely on Valentine's Day. Neither has ever said a word to the other. Cody invites Noah to his house. What could possibly go wrong? Rated T b/c. My other NoCo Valentine fic , was what is love? before I deleted it. See author note.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2017 - Published: 2/25/2017 - [Cody, Noah]
Nightmares Aren't Always Bad Dreams reviews
What happens when you have a nightmare that feels like a dream? And you share it with two others who feel the same way:confused, clueless, unaware? Thinking it may have deeper meaning, why they dreamed about each other. A take on James/Lilly/Severus love triangle. Takes place while they're in school. Rated T just in case. Cover created by me
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S.]
You Owe Me One More reviews
Noah is a college student getting ready for exams. A certain someone who'd been missing from his life decides to pull up to his apartment as a surprise. In the middle of the night. Established Nal, currently a one-shot. NOT a sequel to Caged Inside. See A/N. Still can't do good summaries.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/19/2017 - [Noah, Mal] - Complete
What Am I Missing? reviews
Thomas has a good feeling about today, April 13th. But his friends are hiding something from him, and he can't figure out what. High School AU. Lots of purple and sparkly stuff. You have been warned. ;)
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 5/1/2017 - T. Jefferson
High Pressure Turns Coal into Diamonds reviews
Draco thought Potter had it all: friends, fame,luck, no pressure to be someone else. Draco hated him for it. So when he finds him in tears, he uncovers things he'd never expected to be true. And his view of Harry Potter changes dramatically..One-shot.HarryxDraco by the end,rated T b/c. My first real HP fic ever, see authors note. Cover coming soon. Draco POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/5/2017 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Alex in Wonderland reviews
This is some of the Hamilton characters texting! And they're in a school play! What more could you want? Am I right? Of course, the play is Alice in Wonderland. Obvious AU. Has a touch of suggested Jeffmads. Rated T because what else should I rate it? My sixth Hamilton one-shot, and my first since January.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2017 - Complete
Eva's in Love? reviews
Eva can't shake the feeling of butterflies in her stomach whenever she's around her best friend Noah. And Izzy happens to notice. One-shot, high school AU. Wrote it forever ago, see Author's note. One-sided Neva, or two-sided, depending on how it reads for you. Rated T b/c.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2017 - Izzy, Noah, Eva - Complete
Caged Inside reviews
Noah and Mike are cousins. They are forced by their parents to talk to each other about Total Drama and their experience with the show. Then, someone else decides to come into the conversation, and things start to get complicated... Rated T because. Warning: pairing that you've most likely never seen before. And weird plot line. This is multiple chapters, see Author's Note.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 2/5/2017 - [Mal, Noah] Mike - Complete
What is Love? reviews
It's Valentine's Day. Noah's girlfriend just dumped him. Cody finds him angry at the world. He tries to fix it. One-shot, NoCo, super gay, sorry for the lateness of this.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2017 - [Cody, Noah]
Happy Birthday Alexander reviews
Some trash to celebrate Alex's 260th birthday today. It is political, has Lams, and may have a second chapter. IDK. Modern High School AU. Because why not?
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2017 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens]
Silence is Golden reviews
Noah sits atop the 1000-foot cliff and opens a book. Cody comes and sits beside him. Wish it was real NoCo, but I probably suck at writing real romantic stuff. So it's more like pre-NoCo. It takes place between the third and fourth episodes of Season 1, before Noah is kicked off. See authors note. One-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2017 - [Cody, Noah] - Complete
Here, After You Left reviews
Dave finds his older brother dead. Then he sees him again, but not in the flesh. Ghost AU, may or may not stay a one-shot. Tissues are advised but not necessary. Rated T for character death. See authors note. I still suck at titles. And summaries.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Noah, Dave
Anniversary blues reviews
It's the anniversary of John Lauren's death. Alexander realizes something about Philip. Another Hamilton One-shot, sad, suggested Lams and obvious Hamliza. Alex actually took a break, so the affair with Maria never happened. Rated T b/c. Sorry the title sucks.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2016 - A. Hamilton, J. Laurens, Eliza S., Phillip H. - Complete
The world turned upside down reviews
King George's world is falling apart. Samuel Seabury wants to help. One-shot, fairly fluffy, R&R, and yeah. They look like they do in the musical, except maybe Samuel's outfit is different. Maybe. You can decide.
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2016 - S. Seabury, King George - Complete
I Will Not Be Satisfied reviews
Angelica has a dream. It takes place in the future. One-shot, partly inspired by fanart, see authors note.
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2016 - J. Laurens, Angelica S. - Complete
The Turtle Revolution reviews
Alexander and his friend John Laurens create a comic. It's titled the Turtle Revolution. One-shot. don't judge too harshly. This randomly popped in my head and may not be the best written. Enjoy regardless!
Hamilton - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2016 - A. Hamilton, J. Laurens - Complete