Here's some stuff that is applicable. Love it, I command thee!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you like brownies, paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this intoyour profile

If you know several people who deserve to be hated as much as MarySues, copy and paste this into your profile.

Remember these things. They could be important one day...

Speed does not kill. Stopping very quickly kills.

A wise woman once told me that nothing is ever written perfectly the first time. Don't forget this and don't ignore this if you ever want to be an author.

"Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid it will never begin..."

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -- Steven Wright

And this thing is really cool...

First, WITHOUT looking at the questions below, fill in 12 of your characters.
Holy crap, 12? do i even have 12?

1) Carmen (form Scheming Minds)
2) Kyrsten (From Blood Contract)
3) Vincent (From Blood Contract)
4) Leo (From Blood Contract)
5) Katie (From The Goblet not posted yet)
6) Mikey (from a story that was forever ago. remember that one Henna?)
7) Cooper (from Muffins not yet posted)
8) Asahi (old Naruto OC)
9) Mike (That's pronounced Me-K) (Sonic OC made so that I could fit in with my wierdo friends. never used)
10) Rei (from I Am NOT A Ninja!)
11) Mac (From Ripped not yet posted Henna's read it...)
12) Melody (From Stolen not yet posted)

01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Mikey) or 11 (Mac)?
omg thier poor students... uh... Mac, I suppose...

02) Do you think 2 (Kyrsten) is hot? How hot?
uhm... i kind of don't roll that way... lol

03) 12 (Melody) sends 8 (Asahi) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
lol. Okay, so Melody, being a sweet little girl would send Asahi on a mission for... uhm... candy Asahi gets distracted and never comes back. Mission: FAIL04) What is or would be 9's (Mike's) favorite book? Mike doesn't read. she's too hyper.05) Would it make more sense for 2 (Kyrsten) to swear loyalty to 6 (Mikey), or the other way around?
Uhm... Kyrsten to Mikey, I suppose, if he could get her out of her mess. But I can't really think of any way that would really make sense at all...

06) For some reason, 5 (Katie) is looking for a roommate. Should he/she share a studio apartment with 9 (Mike) or with 10 (Rei)?

Rei. no one gets along with Mike. also, Mike is a talking monkey. that would freak out even the most magical of hogwarts students...

07) 2 (Kyrsten), 7 (Cooper) and 12 (Melody) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Uh, they'd probably go to mickey d's cause Melody likes Happy Meals and Kyrsten wouldn't have hardly any money. then they'd talk about what toy Melody got in her meal becasue they don't know each other and everyone loves Melody becasue she's cuteness and she would want to

08) 3 (Vincent) challenges 10 (Rei) to a duel. What happens?
I'd like to say that Rei would win, but I don't think she could, since Vincent's a vampire and all and Rei's kind of not bee a ninja very long09) If 1 (Carmen) stole 8's (Asahi)'s most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
She'd try and stop time to get it back, but she'd end up screwing everything up and winding up ten years in the past, then going back to the present after a few days, by which time she'd have a new most precious possession and Carmen would have lost whatever she'd stolen

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Cooper) and 12 (Melody) both attain what they most desire.
Cooperation is a Many Splendored Thing (Cooper convinces Naomi the girl he wants to cooperate and go out with him and the Naomi Mel's babysitter from Stolen and Alex Mel's brother get along for once in thier lives)11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Leo) and 1 (Carmen) to work together?
Lots of blooooooood and ...uhm... a dollar... because Carmen is just like that... yeah...12) If 7 (Cooper) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? We'd be okay, I think... we'd get along fine. I guess. It may be a little strained because he's entirely too hott and somewhat oblivious, and I'm just... yeah...

13) If you could command 3 (Vincent) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Take me on his back and run real fast. That would be wicked awesome!!

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Mac)?
nope. fraid not, since he's not posted and Henna never sistered that one

15) If 2 (Kyrsten) had to choose sides between 4 (Leo) and 5 (Katie), which would it be?
Katie. she's not a vampire and she has no intention of stealing any blood from her.

16) What might 10 (Rei) shout while charging into battle?
She doesn't so much charge into battle as run from the scene in an attempt to be free, but if she were to charge, she'd probably say something to the effect of "SHUTUP!" or "NOT MY FREINDS DAGGIT!!" Maybe and "I HATE YOU!"

17) If you chose a song to represent 8 (Asahi), which song would you choose?
I'd have to say "I Love My Lips" or "His Cheeseburger" or some other silly song from Veggietales...

18) 1 (Carmen), 6 (Mikey), and 12 (Melody) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Well, Mikey would get it first, becasue he's the fastest, then Carmen would summon it, only to have it stolen back. A bit of fighting, but no serious damage before Carmen sees something she wants more and gives it up.
But then Mel asks for it and Carmen intimidates it from Mikey and gives it to her.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Kyrsten) to use on 10 (Rei)?
Uhm... that's a hard one, since both are very straight... uh... how about, "Yes, I know, you aren't a ninja. You know, I have a couple of vampires that could take care of Orochimaru for you if you'll..."

20) What would 5 (Katie) most likely be arrested for?
hmmm... beating the crap out of Rita Skeeter for slanderizing people?

21) What is 6's (Mikey's) secret?
the fact that he's gone soft for a girl? i dunno.

22) If 11 (Mac) and 9 (Mike) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Mac. he has a kloggorf (giant flying bear-dog thing. they go fast)

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Cooper) or 8 (Asahi)?
Cooper. He's not nearly as crazy. also, Asahi might get distracted and leave me by myself.

24.) If 4 (Leo) gave 10 (Rei) a birthday present, what would s/he be likely to give him/her?
Uhm... I suppose he'd give her uh.. he actually probably wouldn't give her anything... He'd give her a box with nothing in it...