SarahBearX
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Author has written 13 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Dead or Alive, Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Name: SarahBearX, un!

Age: N/A

Likes: chocolate, candy, soda, rain, NIN, Metallica, Evanescence, Papa Roach, fire (heart eyes) it's so pretty, good music, dark colors like black, dark blue, dark purple, dark crimson, dark grey, and white.

Dislikes: bright colors, ignorant people who have no idea what they're talking about and think they are right, snobby preps, having my glasses broken, bats out of hell, CD players with no batteries available, most diet sodas, people who suck at video games and think they're the greatest when they damn well know when they're not, and once again stupid people who annoy me and I wish I could bash them in the head with a shovel but can't since we're in public. People who flame other people for they're opinions, when they themselves have opinions. That's a bit ironic don't you think?

My personal quotes:

I love slash pairings, and that is what I write.

Are you thinking what i'm thinking that i think that you're thinking i'm thinking because if you think that i think what i think i'm thinking then we've got a problem?

"Originality is merely the art of concealing your sources."

"In my world we PRAISE the Almighty LEMON!"

"im not crazy just ask my camel Steven"

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Judge me if you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.

This is me, not you...I don't like taking the faces of others...I just like having my own personalized mask.

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13288 - Favs: 16,925 - Follows: 15,905 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Resident Evil: Super Quest by kamesen reviews
The cast of the RE games are in a race against time to buy the new 'Resident Evil 5' game first! Rated T for slapstick violence, occasional foul language, and bizarre sexual innuendos, especially Sherry's closet pervertedness. Dedicated to Wesker Chick.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,185 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 10/16/2005
Resident Evil: Stay Alive by XxEnigmaxX reviews
Stuck in the Resident Evil games (0, 1, 2, 3,CodeVeronica X, 4, 5), my brother Rick and I must fight to survive until the very end. Meanwhile we meet all the heroes and villains we all love so much. No Romance between OCs., purely Humor, rated T/M for swearing. Ch. 86 up. COMPLETE.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 226,992 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Chris R., Jill V., Billy C., HUNK - Complete
How Bad Luigi Can Screw Up an Innocent Statement by MarshMallowStomper1 reviews
Just a story about... Well, innuendos. :)
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 8/9/2002 - Complete
Deep Sky by LightNeverFades reviews
A dark past had torn Dracula and Van Helsing apart, but not for long. He has captured the Hunter, but he did not intend for the Hunter to fall for the Prince instead. In the background, Carl is in search of Van Helsing, and has hidden his true feelings un
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,957 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/13/2006
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8510 - Favs: 6,143 - Follows: 5,605 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
On This Cross by Shiny Ryuichi Sakuma reviews
Before Voldemort, there was Tom Riddle. Harry is sent to the past in order to locate Voldemort’s weakness only to find himself falling in love…with Riddle. SLASH YAOI HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,883 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Darkly Treacherous by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,624 - Reviews: 4379 - Favs: 4,082 - Follows: 3,828 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
How to annoy Lord Voldiekins 101 by peter-pan-equals-luv reviews
Basically three young witches proceed to annoy Voldiepoo to the brink of... erm, whatever. Written by Moosk and me. Warnings for mild language and alcoholic content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 28,622 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Voldemort, Voldemort
Metamorphosis by Samantha20 reviews
Just after Survivor Series one of the divas is invited to join Evolution. Lita/ Hunter Triple H
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,145 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 3/30/2004 - Lita, Triple H
Paddy's Little Pup by teacherbev reviews
AU When a stray dog saves Little Dudley, the Dursley adopt it and now strange things are happening at Privet Drive, and it's not Harry! What happens when Sirius and Remus raise Harry the Wizarding way? Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,601 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Bastila's Undoing, and Random Conspiracies by Revan's split personality reviews
hate sappy romance novels? hate Bastila? Love lottsa humor and conspiracy theories? Then this is the story for YOU! Newly revived! Man, I'm like a story necromancer! AhA!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,876 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 3/2/2006
Of Curses and Clichés by Kuroi Diamond reviews
Lady and Dante. Stuck together and more. Your favorite fan-fiction clichés, but as you've never read them before. Dante smartmouths, Lady gets angry. Everyone wins.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,119 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Dante, Lady/Mary - Complete
Dragon Ball Z: Alternate Buu Saga by The Woodsman reviews
AU. Grieving after the death of his father during the Cell Games, Gohan comes to a fateful decision. Thus the timeline splits from what we know, and the coming of the monster, Majin Buu, is met with different possibilities.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,016 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Gohan
Darkness Arises by Metal Harbinger reviews
Career criminal Jake Cavanaugh is sent to Raccoon City on an assassination mission, but he will soon find himself in over his head.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 526,981 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Complete
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
Red vs Blue, Containment by SamusX10 reviews
Same characters, new bases. Rated T simply because it's rvb... well, you probably know what to expect. Chapter four's done after three years.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/29/2005
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 5116 - Favs: 7,945 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Second Chance by TheEveningStar reviews
I'M BACK! AU postHBP. Sirius is sent to the future not your typical time travel fic! where he meets a handsome young man with emerald green eyes, who seems to know him and understand him better than anyone ever has before. HarrySirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,300 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Storm Child by Hoshi-tachi reviews
An amnesiac boy appears in the G-boys' living room, and their only clue to his identity is this odd scar... Slash, Harry/Wufei, Heero/Duo, Trowa/Quatre.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,896 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Harry P., Wufei C.
The Wonderful Adventures of a Moron by Revan's split personality reviews
my first fanfic...and yeah. tis an ageless story of a scout that gets stranded with another person and things go from bad to weird. Watch out for coarse language. May cause minor skin irritation. The language, I mean...UPDATED! Revived! Undead! ARG
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,055 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 10/5/2005
The Jaded Series Year I by OblivionsPuppet reviews
He was not anyone's hero, he would not be their symbol. He had his own ambitions, he had his own goals. Harry James Potter was going to live his life according to his own rules and what was best for him. What will the first year of Hogwarts will hold?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,994 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Harry P.
Star Wars: Revenge of the Myth by LunaDea reviews
Palpatine's plot to create an evil empire has been foiled, and all is right with the universe. That doesn't mean that Anakin & Co. can't still get into a lot of trouble... Chapter 46: The Skywalkers are homeless. What to do?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 45,179 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
Out of Phase by ChaosValkyire reviews
The Master Chief...in today's New York City...or is it?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,395 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Complete
Flames of Betrayal by marietsy2 reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban and was later found to be innocent. With the help of Ron, he will find out who his true friends are. Will he forgive those who betrayed him? Will he be able to let the world know what kind of man Dumbledore really is? Who
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 200,869 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
In Small Doses by Wesker Chick reviews
A collection of one shot humor based in the Resident Evil universe. Expect updates as soon as I get off my lazy butt and write them. [Story 13 is up!]
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,272 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 7/5/2004
The Star Wars INSANE Talk Show by Oribella reviews
Come and join me as I poke fun at Anakin, Yoda, Obi Wan, and all our favorite Star Wars Characters!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Restored, The Chosen One Is by FireHead41 reviews
Anakin chooses the light, and starts a new life later on Tatoowine. But who says that he's still free from the Sith Lord who now wants him dead. No ObiAna pairings! DISCONTINUED!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,530 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Go With the Tide by Tantz reviews
HPFA Winner of Best JKR Character portrayal, for Severus Snape! Snape retrieves an injured Harry from the Dursleys-- only this time, the damage is more permanent, and Snape is not prepared to be cuddly. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,461 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Ramen Seduction by Hiki-chan reviews
[Drabble, SasuNaru] ‘I, Uchiha Sasuke, am most definitely not getting turned on by watched the dobe eat his ramen.’ [Features: perverted Sasuke]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
From Glares to Smiles by Hiki-chan reviews
[Drabble, minor SasuNaru, slight fluff] Naruto noticed, that Uchiha Sasuke had many different glares.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Defending the Light by Letishia reviews
Harry decides he'll do anything to destroy Voldemort, with no idea it’ll include werewolves, elves, the Veil, the Chamber of Secrets, Azkaban, exotic new powers, and… a secret identity? Will he be able to keep his secrets without losing everything else?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,593 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Harry P.
Forgive My Hesitation by justagirl8225 reviews
When Lita takes a stand, she finds help from friends and from people that she never would have expected.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,100 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006
said Link by miow reviews
Link doesn't talk. We know that. However, what we don't know is what he is thinking... This comes from a generally pessimistic sort of Link. Rated for minor language offenses. Very short piece.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Link - Complete
What I Never Was by Never Surrender reviews
Last Words to a dying brother, SessInu...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Just Like Seen In TiVo by Kali Cephirot reviews
Watching TV with House never gets old. [House, Wilson. FINISHED.]
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
In This Together by justagirl8225 reviews
She never expected to need someone who was supposed to hate her. [LitaxCena]
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006
The Great Journey by wutang reviews
The titanic clash between two alliances, and the bravery, honor, and commitment of those involved, will determine the fate of all – and reveal the truth, along with darker secrets and corruption at the highest levels of leadership.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,372 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 12/1/2004
What is the Meaning of, by Hiki-chan reviews
[DMHP]Potter! I do believe I’m not hearing right. Are you trying to tell me, that you, Harry Potter, hero of the wizarding world and all that trash, does not know the meaning of the word ‘SHAG’[Featuring: Innocent Harry, bewildered Draco. Light & funny]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Killing Moon by MidnightBlue88 reviews
AU, detention never happened. Years after dropping out of high school, John Bender is a small time criminal looking to make a quick buck the easy way. But when he mugs the wrong man, things spiral dangerously out of control. Dark oneshot.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
The Case of the Genius Janitor by MidnightBlue88 reviews
After witnessing some suspicious activity, the BC starts spying on Carl in an effort to find out how he went from Man of the Year to janitor. Includes bumbling detective work, breaking and entering, making out in the bushes, and faulty flashlights.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,720 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 191 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
At the Beginning by justagirl8225 reviews
With revenge on his mind, the last thing John Cena expected to do was help someone he was supposed to hate.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,951 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006
Resident Evil Cage Match! by Tangora reviews
The Resident Evil survivors are forced in participate in a fight to the death against ever Resident Evil monster known to man! Bloodshed and swearing are soon to follow. Hosted by Albert Wesker. RxR
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,695 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006
An Unlikely Hero by plutospawn reviews
This is my interpretation of the events of Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic KotOR. It deals with a female Revan.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 130,156 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 3/27/2004
Battlefield's Forge by BlueBastard reviews
Some doubt because legends can be false. Some fear him because how he was made. Yet none deny he's good at what he does: Fight, kill, and conquer. Master Chief's courage and skill forges alliances of legend, never to be forgotten.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2006
Crippled by Calico Kat reviews
Ryu Hayabusa travels to the Mugen Tenshin village to visit his friend Hayate in the wake of tragedy, and speaks with Hayate's sister Kasumi. PreDOA1. [mxm]
Dead or Alive - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Savior Self by CortessaBlatt reviews
Yet another rendition of the game with a female Revan. If you’ve read my renditions before, you know there’s nothing to fear… much. Please read, please reply. More chapters to come.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,298 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005
Crossroads by Calico Kat reviews
Set after DOA4, Hayate goes to Germany to make good on his promise to save Hitomi's father's dojo, and is faced with the contrast between the life he leads and the chance at a different life he left behind.
Dead or Alive - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Complete
Unplanned and Unexpected by justagirl8225 reviews
It was always the unplanned and always the unexpected that turned peoples lives upside down.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,538 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005
Abandon Your Defenses by justagirl8225 reviews
He could be the light in the darkness on her personal path to redemption. Will she abandon her defenses long enough to take a chance?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,644 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005
Snakeman and the Elbow by animedragongirl reviews
Naruto turns up at Otogukare to ask a very simple question. Oneshot, drabble sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
High School Drama by Water-Swordsman reviews
CH 31 UP! Triple H is proposing to Steph! With all other actions... you're in for a surprise! A high school comedy with all the elements which make up a good high school drama!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,084 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
The ::very short:: Journal of Carth Onasi by BlueFairyDust reviews
A bit of a comic view of Carth's feelings during his travels with the Ebon Hawk's crew. Who knew our beloved pilot kept a journal?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 5/29/2005
Wish gone horribly wrong by BlueBastard reviews
FIRST and foremost, I must warn you. This story is in NO way serious. Slashhaters WILL hate this story. And Caboose IS a poor dumbass who should never have made that wish. MM
Halo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005
The Creepy Mansion in the Spooky Woods by Wesker Chick reviews
It’s been done before…BUT I DON’T CARE! Wesker is a hair gel addict, Chris is a moron beyond comprehension, Jill has anger management issues…I take the Remake storyline, drop it in a blender,and hit puree! [Chap 7 is up]
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006
One Winged Angel by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPTR - One view on why Tom Riddle became Voldemort, and what he does once he realizes that particular truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,846 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 12/13/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
The worst summer by AlastrionaSnape reviews
Harry ends up spending the summer with his least favorite professor. Will they iron out their differences, or will one or both of them die in the process?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,654 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Secret Link by Capricious Purple Clarity reviews
GWHP xover. Watch as Duo chips away at the very foundation of Hogwarts as he breaks down House walls, befriends Gryffs and Slyths alike, mugglfies Malfoys, and flushes cherry bombs down school toilets. Read, laugh, enjoy. YAOI
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,131 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Betrayal on High by coldfiredragon reviews
Harry finds out that he isn't who he thinks he is and this realization will change the fate of his world. DARK Harry, EVIL Dumbledore. Some Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,719 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Simple Mistake by TailFear reviews
ABANDONED Originally a crack!fic. NarutoHP cross. A simple mistake in a summoning spell lands Naruto and Gaara at Hogwarts in the midst of the war against Voldemort. Good job Harry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,474 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
NanoMed by Xael reviews
Based on a freaking annoying encounter I had with a nanomed machine on the video game.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Complete
Always There by Lil-Yasha reviews
A terrible thing happened during a battle with Naraku, even Sess is devastated. Little did they know...he was always there. Have tissues handy, even makes the author cry. IT ENDS HAPPY! OOC WARNING!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,865 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Bloopers and stuffers by Godless reviews
Oh jeez...not the best...but alot of it is quite uh...funny!HAHA!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
Sacred is the Windswept Time by CassBlake reviews
It was a potion blunder for all time... And it sent Harry Potter all the way back to 1977. Now Complete with all twenty chapters posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,590 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Day In The Life Of Vince McMahon by WWEQueen8 reviews
Just a little something I wrote when I was mad at Vince a few months back. It's a idea about what he has written in his day planner.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by justagirl8225 reviews
When three wrestlers and three divas get stuck overnight in the arena; anything goes. Cast-Victoria, Y2J, Randy, Stacy, Lita, John Cena.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,540 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 10/10/2004
Sheeped by WeezelWerks reviews
When life turns you into a sheep, you do what anyone would do. Get even! Follow Lax, the recently converted sheep in his quest to once again become bipedal. Warning: laughing hard may cause shortness of breath and a dry heave. Please do not sue.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 10/20/2005
Strip Poker by astrathnine reviews
Church. Caboose. A pack of cards and a very daring ending. [RVB, slash]
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Roy's Epiphany by Cerberuskillz reviews
Full Metal has just returned from a mission, when Roy has a sudden moment of Clarity. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Hear With My Eyes, Speak With My Hands by Lina Inverse the Dramata reviews
The Boy Who Lives comes togwarts for his first year, but there was something the wizarding world didn't know about Harry, and now they have to choose between teaching him or sending him back to the Dursley's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Crimson Nights by diddly day reviews
This is what happens when Leon comes along with Claire in CV. Don't worry, Steve and Chris are still there. But what would have gone differently if Leon had tagged along?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Claire R., Leon S. K.
Carvings by Artemis-chan of Redwing reviews
Red vs Blue! Church and Tex find an interesting carving on a rock in Blood Gulch which leads to some questions about their teammates. SLASH!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete
Interlude by Orichalcon reviews
A short interlude with Luis. Kind of funny, kind of angsty, kind of romantic, kind of dramatic. slight yaoi
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2005
Power Within by keizinathebrat reviews
THE REAL CHAPTER 24 is up! Not long after Harry's fifth term he disappears, only to reappear a month later with a new mentor and friend. Now with Harry's new Powers and the help of Sirius, Remus, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and all the Order members will Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 159,650 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Reflections by Atarah Derek reviews
I was playing around with the words to Mulan's song one evening, and I changed them to what they might say if a Christian were perhaps asking God's forgiveness for a mistake she's made. I like it.
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Silent High by Istoria reviews
COMPLETE 080505 A bit of the Silent Hill series mixed in with Naruto. Trapped in an illusion whose rules are unknown, they struggle to find answers before darkness consumes them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,004 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Complete
Freebird by TyeDyeHippie1969 reviews
Basically Bender trying to deal with his life.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 7/20/2005
Curious Habits by Spectrum reviews
Naruto still wants to know just why Hatake Kakashi covers two thirds of his face.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6025 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Always Mine by JenLea reviews
When people tell Trish John isn't worth it, she realizes she wouldn't have it any other way. CenaTrish
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2005
RvB Shonen ai Fanfic by Sentra reviews
A little ficcie based on our favorite interent series.... please, don't shoot me, it was all tomeka's doing!
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Complete
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 173 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Halo: Combat Devolved by Agent Smith reviews
Follow the misadventures of Master Chief as he battles Covenant troops invading the gigantic Halo hoop from their ship, Humor and Reconsillyation.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,535 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005
Halo:Christmas Shopping by Leonidas 82 reviews
In a cheap ad campaign, Microsoft and Bungie force the cast of Halo 2 to spend the day at a local shopping mall dressed as Santa and his Elves, to promote the game. All day they have to hear what kids, and even a few celebrities, want for Christmas. R&R w
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 12/14/2004
Night Visitor by Mulderette reviews
Sully pays a late night visit to Bosco. Post-fic to the episode “Sins of the Father.” Contains spoilers for Season SixSins of the Father.
Third Watch - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
Reasons by sUnKiSsT reviews
Bosco had reasons for saving Faith's life in More Monsters, he didn't do it to be a hero. Here he explains why he did what he did, why he was willing to sacrifice everything for his partner.
Third Watch - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2004 - M. Boscorelli - Complete
Star Wars Song Parodies by Rabid Wookiee Y reviews
Get ready to belt out Star Wars versions of hits of the past and present!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 59 - Words: 26,452 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Complete
A Deeper Shade of Grey by Heart of the Dragon Reborn reviews
What if a demon wandered into an angel's realm? What if the demon and the angel grew closer? What if... they fell in love, despite their differences? Love comes at a price, as they are soon to find out... shounen-ai.
Dead or Alive - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2004
Mommy, I'm Home! by kissmyckickenbutt reviews
Lily Evans has hated James Potter since their first year, but what happens when her five year old son pays a visit through time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Covenant Homeworld by wutang reviews
After escaping from Halo, Master Chief and Cortana stumble upon and board a sparsely guarded Covenant cruiser that contains information that leads them to the Covenant homeworld. Ch. 12 up.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,997 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 8/5/2002
Saiyan Upbringing by RyuMandruleanu reviews
Gohan grows up acting more like a saiyan. Experience a world where Gohan isn't so naive and innocent in the world. ABANDONED
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,998 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Gohan
A Warriors Ode by Manowar reviews
A Ode To A True Hero And Legand...Franky Jaeger (please R&R!)
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2004
A Fox's Last Hunt by The Written Word reviews
Grey Fox fights for what he believes in against a tool of the government: Solid Snake. Metal Gear 2 flashback. Nominated for the 'Single Chapter Fic 2004 FFnetmg' award.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Complete
Murderous Intent by Kurmoi reviews
After DOA3. She has received her mission briefing, in black and white. What she hasn't received is the information that her life is about to be completely turned upside down. What happens when the seducer becomes the seduced?
Dead or Alive - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 5/24/2004
Styrafoam Cup by bigsby reviews
[A.U] [Yaoi] Vash is a loser, rejected at his job and shunned by his coworkers. Except for one, who seems to think he is special and not so much of a strange person after all when he takes Vash under his wing... [VxW][Revamp, last chapters on the way]
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,482 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003
Crossroads by XD reviews
In another time and place, Naruto is brought up without knowledge of the Shinobi. And Sasuke is about to find out that true friendship is more than just another phrase in the poetic analects.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,072 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baby Boy by Athena's Wiccan-wolf reviews
An extended version to the 'Whose son' talk in OOtP. Sirius doesn't see Harry as a new James despite what Molly Weasley thinks, Harry is his baby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 115 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P.
A Hopeless Wound by Orison reviews
A heinous act from a vengeful enemy brings Bosco close to the edge. Will his friends be able to help?
Third Watch - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,944 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 1/6/2004
CAUTION: Marauders Traveling by aroar11 reviews
James is given an orb that takes him, Sirius, & Remus to Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts. Now why would someone do that? To make sure Harry is never born, possibly. While they're there though they can show Harry a thing or two about being a Marauder.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,035 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Goodbye Yoshi by UncleRemus 5000 II reviews
Don't you just hate Yoshi? Well I do, and so does Mario, and this poem talks about it. Rated R for language, even though it really isn't too bad. This is not your average poem.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2004
Love of my Soul by Artemis Luna Diana reviews
Xover w/LotR - Something Dumbledore says leads Harry to believe that if he bonds with his soulmate, he'll have a better chance at defeating Voldemort. But after the spell is cast Hermione & Ron are found unconscious, and Harry is gone. SLASH Harry/Legolas
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,174 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 5/7/2004 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Harry P.
The Legend of Link: Ocarina of Time by Master Frodo Baggins reviews
The epic (and humorous) story of a boy and his transition from a small child to the Hero that was prophesized to liberate Hyrule from the reign of Ganon, King of Evil. Chapter 19 coming soon! PG-13 in anticipation of The Shadow Temple.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,640 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2004 - Published: 9/25/2003
Can't Be Perfect by HermioneG7 reviews
After his son's death, Lucius goes to Draco's room to throw away his useless junk, but finds a letter Draco wrote before he died that changes his father's life forever more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Lucius M., Draco M.
My Crew by NalaECfn'W reviews
A funny parody of D12 Eminem's song "My Band" , wrestling related. PLEASE Read and Review
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2004
AU: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by Artemis Luna Diana reviews
Harry is raised by Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Arabella Figg. He's trained in secret because they believe Voldemort will return. Features Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,915 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Harry P.
What REALLY happened during Ocarina of Time by Kaima reviews
Yes, it's been done before, but its so FUN! Anyway, Link and Navi...with an attitude. SCENE SEVEN UP!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 8/31/2002 - Link, Navi
Grim Dawn by Robin4 reviews
Prior to Harry’s third year, he leaves the Dursleys, desperate to escape. But before the Knight Bus can stumble upon him, he encounters someone far different, and his world begins to change. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,007 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Fight to Survive by Invader Gir1 reviews
What happens when you are sucked into the game on Legendary? A Fight to Survive. R&R
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 8/30/2003
What the Hell by Kaitsurinu reviews
One-shot. Very mild shounen-ai. Minor fluff. WV. After a tough morning and a conflict over a breakfast muffin, Wolfwood and Vash both learn new ways to thank each other.
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2003 - Complete
Behind the Door by Backroads reviews
Voldemort discovers the horrors behind the locked door in the Department of Mysteries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Going Home Again by Jenni3 reviews
Jesse heads home to Missouri without Zee or Frank, and runs into some trouble.
American Outlaws - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,476 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 3/15/2003
Death Before Dishonor by Robin4 reviews
After being rescued from the Dursleys by Sirius, Harry finds that there are still plenty of ways for Voldemort to catch him--and that his life may have to be bought at a very high price. Set in 5th year and the summer before it. Ch 29 up, and complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,637 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Super Smash Bros : EXPOSED by Nekonezume reviews
What REALLY happens behind the scenes of SSB Melee? Find out! WARNING: Includes silly shounen-ai and lots of cursing! 8/8 chapters done!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,052 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/21/2003 - Published: 1/9/2002
The Assignment by Candyland reviews
Goten gets a special assignment at school, but he's not sure what to do for it! I promise all you Gohan and Goten lovers won't be disappointedmuch brotherly love!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Goten, Gohan - Complete
Fixin' by pandora1017 reviews
Christian finds out more about Jeff than he ever wanted to know...
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2002
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/26/2002
Mama, Look Sharp by Candyland reviews
[One-shot] Gohan lies alone, barely conscious after Majin Buu's attack. He does some thinking about a very important person. A Mommy fic.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Gohan, Chi-Chi - Complete
Flight of Folly by Azzie - Pyper - O-Gee reviews
The WWF superstars head on to their next show via airplane. And what do you get when you cram rivals, egos and everybody in general in one place? Right, you got it. Chaos ensues. PG-13 for humor and language.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,964 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2002 - Published: 4/9/2002
Black Knight by Orichalcon reviews
Virgil has been watching human movies, with unexpected results. A twist on Dante's fight with Nelo Angelo. R/R. flames will be laughed at and then deleted. (HTML replaced) Rating changed because Dante's potty-mouth isn't as bad as I thought it was
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2002
Antichrist in the Kitchen by Fellowshipper reviews
Matt decides to cook dinner at home for once, but not even that can be normal when Jeff Hardy is your little brother.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2002
MJOLNIR Quirks by silverx10 reviews
The survivors of the Pillar of Autumn have already landed on the surface of HALO. Master Chief has begun to notice strange happenings with the MJOLNIR armor. Will he figure out what's going on with it before it's too late?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,045 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/7/2002 - Published: 1/13/2002
The Most Unlikely Conversation by Ankha reviews
What you never thought you'd see.....something scarier than the dark lord rising....if you saw it, you'd run hiding for cover....It's Voldemort with Dreadlocks! A very unlikely conversation between Dumbledore and Voldmort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2002
Saying Goodbye by Frozenflower reviews
What if, instead of merely fainting from exhaustion at the end of the Cell Games, Gohan died? He can, of course, be wished back by the Dragonballs, but how will his death affect his family and friends? How will it affect him, if he and Goku get a chance
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2002 - Gohan, Goku
The 12 Days of Christmas, Inu Yasha style! by Alyson Metallium reviews
Welp, here's the classice 12 Days of Christmas song mutliated. I hope the rating is all right, there's some STRONG language in here. Oo
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/4/2001 - Complete
The Fanny Menace by SWFreak061284 reviews
A spoof of Episode 1 a bud and I worked on for a while. This is probably the craziest spoof you'll ever read over E1. R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2001
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN UMBRELLA BIOWEAPON by LanceChristophr reviews
Mostly based on RE3, only from the minds of the monsters. ALSO:: THE REAL REASON NEMESIS SAYS "STARSSS"!!! a must read. ( ( Characters and creatures created by Capcom ) )
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2001
DOA2: The Out-Takes by Bankotsubo reviews
It's hard to find good actors these days, but Tecmo did a good job.
Dead or Alive - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2001
Piccolo and...Pokemon by Cherry-Wan reviews
Piccolo takes Gohan to see the Pokemon movie....
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/1999
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Lord Voldemort Has Really Bad Luck: And Issues reviews
Instead of Harry ruining Voldy's reputation...he decides to ruin all of the Death Eaters' and Voldy is at the top of the list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Thanks, Dobe reviews
Hinted onesided SasuNaru. Sasuke wakes up and him and Naruto have a chat in his room. Set immediately after Zabuza and Haku's death. Oneshot. If the rating is wrong, can someone tell me...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Peter's Revelation reviews
Peter has a sudden revelation when he spots Harry Potter putting Remus Lupin and Sirius Black in the graves beside Lily and James. Takes places after Harry killed Riddle. Suicide warning
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Peter P., Harry P. - Complete
Gaara's Sand Teaches Him A Lesson reviews
Gaara's sand teaches him a lesson....it's so stupid, it might actually be funny. Read and review please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Things That The DOA Characters Will Do and Won't reviews
Just a compilation of things that I thought that would be funny! So check it out!
Dead or Alive - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2006
I'm In DOA3! WTF! reviews
By forces of the unknown, I have been sucked into my fave video game, Dead Or Alive 3. The DOA characters are gonna be in for one helluva ride....because sarcasm is my forte. Watch the humor and action ensue as I try to find a way home....
Dead or Alive - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006
A Black's Sorting reviews
Summary: How did Sirius feel when McGonagall called him up for the Sorting? Did he expect to be put in Slytherin, and what were his thoughts when he realized that he wasn't?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Ryu Hayabusa: The Cold Ninja or Misunderstood Man? reviews
Just some my thoughts and theories that I thought had to do with Ryu Hayabusa. I hope you enjoy this.
Dead or Alive - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
Burn Me reviews
This is just a poem I found, that I wrote a long time ago. In a weird kind of way, it reminds me of Ryu Hayabusa....as how he feels to be a statue...or emotionless. A little more than slightly dark...
Dead or Alive - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
Amnesiac Tales reviews
At Lorelei, Ryu Hayabusa has a bad accident and loses his memory entirely....or so everyone thinks....watch the humor and action ensue as Ryu tries to find out who tried to kill him while being his “New” self.
Dead or Alive - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006
Ryu and Hayate's Dishwashing Adventure reviews
Ryu and Hayate have to do the horrible task of washing the dishes! Real feelings come out when they get into a water fight....RyuHayate slash.
Dead or Alive - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
The Seven Sorrows reviews
Summary: Hayate is running from assassins Christie, Leon, and Bayman. Ryu gets accidentally caught up in it...but what happens when the three DOATEC Assassins capture Ryu? Will Hayate save him or keep running from his problems?
Dead or Alive - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 12/17/2005
Chocolate Love reviews
Roy secretly loves Ed, and all feelings come out with a little bit of coaxing from melted chocolate....RoyEd slash
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
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