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Joined 07-19-05, id: 858013, Profile Updated: 03-22-12
Author has written 8 stories for Teen Titans, Dawn of the Dead, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Halo, Maximum Ride, and Walking Dead.

My name is unnecessary, my location inconsequential.
I am male.
My age is greater than twenty-one and less than twenty-three.
My biggest aspiration is to be a filmmaker. A writer/director, preferably.
Though I discovered, after making a half-dozen short films, that writing is something I don't need anyone else helping me to do.
So, for now, that's what I'll do.
Though, being a director and a published novelist at the same time is the ultimate goal.
...Long ways to go...

Any questions, or anything to say, go for it.

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Slackers of the Inner Sphere by JA Baker reviews
The rest of the universe had written them off as a collection of misfits and losers, but the fate of the Inner Sphere may just be in their hands… I hope they washed them first...
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 88,879 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
Fire and Ice by Tari Silmarwen reviews
Human and alien. Hot and cold. Hot Spot and Argent. A series of one-shots dedicated to the pairing of two Honorary Titans. Hot Spot/Argent
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 62,674 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Argent, Hot Spot
Crosshairs by legallyinsane93 reviews
*Revised 10/3/13* When a military officer and the three children she protects join Rick's group, sacrifices must be made and dangerous secrets must be revealed if humans are to remain the dominant species on Earth. Full Summary Inside
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,461 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Rick G., Daryl D., OC
The End by faketongue reviews
Sophia is saved by someone who doesn't belong to her group. Are Rick and the gang facing new foes... or friends that may bring salvation?
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Daryl D., Sophia
Brass Cased and blood lined by 556fmj reviews
In a world where the dead have to returned to life to feast on the living, two college Seniors join together to fight their way home. But in a world where social order has broken down and desperation is rampant, only the strong willed can survive. Review!
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,072 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 7/24/2008
72 Hours: Uprising by Anthony Marston reviews
The Rebellion Begins. A sequel to 72 Hours
Battle Royale - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 159,757 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 5/1/2008
Ragnarok by Bob the Tarantula reviews
It has been countless ages since the Dom Kavash left their empire. In the time that has passed, what has come reside on the other side of the hypergate? What will happen now that the pathway to Sirius is open? T for language
Freelancer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,594 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 9/10/2005
A Merc's Tale: A Dramatization of MW4: Mercenaries by GenghisQuan reviews
Follows Rich Hughes' Iron Eagles, a nascent mercenary outfit, as they engage in campaigns all across the Inner Sphere, set during the backdrop of the FedCom Civil War. Partly based on my current MW4: Mercs campaign playthrough. Reviews much appreciated.
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,872 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
Stained claws by Sad-ninja reviews
OC. A young man's trip through life with the Titans, and all that happens in between. Chapter 55, The end of all things.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 184,095 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Complete
My Jersey Boy by Kreskin reviews
Fans of Inuyasha or human decency may be offended by this Inuyasha x Carl pairing. The Aqua Teens are growing tired of the dog-boy, and when Carl's supposed death sends Inu into a suicidal depression, Master Shake takes matters into his own yellow hands!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,407 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 12/29/2004
The Battle of Sigma Octanus IV by ilmiopassato reviews
COMPLETE. Fresh out of the hospital, Lt. Natalie Cooper returns to battle on planet Heath. When Cooper's unit is later transferred to Sigma Octanus IV for a break from the frontlines, the Covenant invasion begins.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 93,865 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Pretty Baby by citrisca reviews
Life's a party. The Teen Titans? They're here to crash it. RR. RxS BBxR CxS. *CHAPTER NINE ADDED FIRST TIME IN TWO YEARS.PLZ READ*
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,104 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 2/13/2004
Journey For Serenity by Roland Farqueson reviews
Sequel to Finding Serenity, Ben becomes the unlikley leader of the group left over from Serenity but can he handle it when he has to handle the military interrigation? Warren and Tractor take Warlord to get revenge on the military can they pull it off?
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,754 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007
Titans North: Season One by Zergplex reviews
What happens when bad luck runs a team? Jinx will find out as she forms her own team and anything that can go wrong does. Team: Jinx, Kid Flash, Jericho, Argent, Revelation.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,165 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Jinx, Kid Flash
72 Hours by Anthony Marston reviews
Friendship... Loyalty... Sacrifice... Love... Fear... Betrayal... Loss... Paranoia... Vengeance... Innocence... Revolution... Death... Battle Royale. High school is hell.
Battle Royale - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 358,543 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Complete
Red vs Blue: The Master Chief Saga by Grumbles reviews
An alternate version of the happenings after season 4 of RvB. O'Malley possesses Sarge and vanishes while Master Chief comes to the aid of the Reds. Intense battle sequences, mild language. Complete.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,579 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
The Checkers by Mainevent117 reviews
In the world of the dead, there are the humans and the monsters. But that's not only a distinction between the living and the dead, it's equally true of those still fully alive. For a few, their fight to stay human will shake them to their cores.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006
Girls' Night In by The Swashbuckler reviews
It's a Girls Only Party at Titans Tower! And what will the Boys be up to that night? Read and Review! Thanks!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,047 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Complete
ReEducating Miss Roth by Japhith reviews
Girls might just want to have fun, but Raven isn't most girls. When she and Jinx have to go undercover to protect another teen from an assassin, will Jinx get her to loosen up? Or is Raven just too set in her ways?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,627 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Raven, Jinx - Complete
A Strange Business by Super Chocolate Bear reviews
Stranded across the galaxy, five members of the expanded Titans must learn to trust and rely on each other like never before.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,452 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Hot Spot, Red Star - Complete
Brave New World by FMJ-Author reviews
It's the standard dead apocalypse and how someone, in this case the highschool slacker Mark and his friend survive it. (Bad summary) R&R
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,621 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 10/26/2004
The Cairo Saga, Book 4: Operation Chindit by JA Baker reviews
Condemned as a traitor and a murderer, Steven Cairo is sentenced to death by those he fought so hard to save. His only chance to clear his name is a suicidal mission deep into Word of Blake territory…
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,724 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 9/7/2004
From Dawn to Dawn by Draconian Sorceress reviews
Crossover between the original and the remake. This will take on a life of its own, new characters, etc. Please read and review!COMPLETE.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 104,468 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
The World Through The Eyes Of A Basket Case by TWbasketcase reviews
Life through Allison's eyes. Her thoughts and feelings before, during, and after that fateful Saturday detention.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 139,726 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Complete
Der Pony by Dont Tread On Me reviews
Frylock has a TimeMachine. Shake needs Pony's, Hitler needs lessons and the Mongols invade New Jersey and feck up history along the way. Spelling Corrected, But screws up the seperators yet again. Insert agravated groan.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2005
Detention by sky.davis reviews
The Titans are just five normal teenage kids with nothing in common...except they're all stuck in a room with each other for nine hours. RobStar. Based on The Breakfast Club.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,886 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004
In The Beginning There Was Darkness by Xaphrin reviews
(AU) When Raven runs away from home, she is discovered by the Teen Titans and her powers are quickly harnessed. But as time wears on, Raven's history is revealed and emotions errupt between her and a certain masked member. (Robin and Raven)
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,347 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Robin, Raven
The Cairo Saga, Book 3: Legacies of War by JA Baker reviews
The Solaris Irregulars are ordered to the Lyran capital of Tharkad, and Cairo finds his past catching up with him…
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 50 - Words: 42,459 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 5/14/2003
Dawn of Infinity by Zen Lon reviews
Chapter 25! TY to all those who stood by me and defended me when I was being flamed I appreciate it. This story has sadly come to an end, but enjoy it anyway. Details in Author Note It's about our search for allies and earth's final battle...etc.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,144 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 11/6/2003
The Cairo Saga, Book 2: The Solaris Irregulars by JA Baker reviews
The Word of Blake Jihad has begun, and Steven Cairo must form a band of MechWarrior dedicated to stopping the deadly fanatics. But, in a universe full of plots and intrigue, who can you really trust?
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 27,668 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 1/31/2003
The Cairo Saga, Book 1: The Ballard of Cairo by JA Baker reviews
Every story as its beginning… Every legend has its origin… Every Warrior faces a baptism of fire…
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 30,343 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2003 - Published: 11/5/2002
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Silence reviews
A misanthropic, distrustful and wary young Air Force Senior Airman (who also happens to be mute) stumbles across the group and helps them in a time of need. He is then tentatively welcomed among them, but will they ever truly trust him? And is that naïve girl falling for him?
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012
Year Zero reviews
"If you ever come after me again, I'll kill you. If you ever send Ari after me again, I'll kill him and then I'll kill you. In fact if anyone comes after me with the intention of taking my life or my freedom, I will kill them... Then I'll come for you." Max and her friends are utterly unprepared for this particular young man.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,370 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 12/21/2007
The Third Team reviews
Jinx, Kid Flash, Argent, Hot Spot, Herald, Jericho: They are the symbol; they are the heroes; they are the hope. They are The Third Team. But taking on Obsidian City may be a little more difficult than anticipated... (KF/Jinx, Hot Spot/Argent)
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,439 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Jinx, Hot Spot, Kid Flash, Argent
The Reflection of a Fractured Mirror reviews
It wasn't over. The Prophecy wasn't finished. How could that possibly be? She had won; she had beaten him. Her father no longer controlled her. So who was this young man? How is he so similar to her? And why was he here?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Raven
The End reviews
The undead apocalypse is witnessed and experienced firsthand through the eyes of seven teens. They must now struggle to survive in this horrific new world, while battling the increasingly likely possibility of no possible happy ending to their story, relying only on one another to survive and carry on.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,789 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
The Huntress reviews
A spunky and eccentric female UNSC Marine enters combat for the first time, accidentally saves a Hunter's life and is captured by the behemoth, who takes her to its clan. She is then presumed dead and a candidate for the Medal of Honor in a case investigated by a very flustered and exhausted ONI Lieutenant.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 2/24/2007
Somewhere in South Jersey reviews
Slade shows up in New Jersey and promptly steals Shake's TV. The Teen Titans are hunting him and are hot his heals. Can the Teen Titans, The Aqua Teens and Carl possibly put aside their immense differences and foil Slade's evil plot?
Crossover - Aqua Teen Hunger Force & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2007
Contemplative reviews
The end of the world draws irrevocably closer and Raven is utterly baffled and helpless on how to prevent it. She thinks about her friends and realizes she cares for a certain Titan most... What will she do to stop what she is?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Raven, Robin
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